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>You're walking in the woods.
>There's no one around and your phone... is not on you at this point in time.
>In fact, you have no items on you whatsoever.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you spot it...
>A cave...
>And an overwhelming sensation of being watched...
>You feel like you don't have much time...
>What will you do?
>...
{Title Count : 5...
___ Quest : A Story of Stories
___ Quest : A Story of Names}
JC Quest : Actually Not a Meme Story
Uki-tan Quest : Wait, You're Not John Cena?!
Uki-tan Quest? : Not a Speed Run!
-Encountered Actual Introduction : Positive...ish-
-Encountered 5 characters : Negative-
-Perspective switch : Positive-
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> What will we do? Well, that all depends. Who are we?
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>Stare at the feeling of being watched.
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>Stare at the feeling of being watched.
>You look around you...
>You can't quite pin-point where it is...
>You stumble about while turning to focus on...
>You feel yourself begin to fall... somewhere...
> What will we do? Well, that all depends. Who are we?
=Gosh... that's right. How could I forget your name like that?==I'm such a silly little thing, huh?=
=Forgetting about you... is absolutely unforgivable!=
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-Name the human
{If an agreement can not be met, any name given/suggested will be thrown through a special randomizer hidden in the far reaches of space}
>...
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>His name ...
is JOHN CENA
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>Yes.
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>Agreed.
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>Absolutely
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>His name ... is JOHN CENA
=Of course it is! Gosh... to think I almost confused you for someone else.=
=Hey! How did it feel visiting Suplex City? I know I shouldn't know about that, but hey, it's who you are... Right?=
=Well, if not... I've got some bad news for you...=
=You're going to die...
Over...
And Over...
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Meme introduction chosen...
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>pokepoke
>You feel... something poke the right side of your chest...
>...
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>Swat whatever it is away.
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>Swat whatever it is away.
>You try to lift your right arm...
>You can hardly feel it at all...
>The poking stops, at least.
>"H... Yo... k?"
>You can't quite make out what's being said...
>...
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>Try to look to our right.
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>Suplex a giant boulder because we can
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>Get told about those
stairs chairs.
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>Get up.
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>Try to look to our right.
>You turn your head slowly to the right.
>Your arm looks fine... at least you think it does...
>It's kind of blurry at the moment...
>Suplex a giant boulder because we can
"HA! In your dreams, punk!"
>Get told about those stairs chairs.
"I warned you about Babylonians, bro!"
>Get up.
>You try to shift your weight...
>Your body moves slowly...
>You can start to feel parts of your body again...
>"Ah! You're okay..."
>The voice sounds clearer now... your vision and hearing are beginning to catch up...
>"Wa- --inning to wond-- if you had enjoyed the show a little too much."
>You're still on the floor though...
>...
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>Attempt to pinpoint the source of the voice.
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> Punch ourselves with both fists. Hard.
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>Retrieve arms from voice
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> Punch ourselves with both fists. Hard.
>Time to break the fists out... on yourself?!
>Your arms aren't quite keen on the idea just yet...
>Attempt to pinpoint the source of the voice.
>The vision starts to come back to you; not so much a blur now.
>What appears to be a lion is standing over you...
>Well, that's the face, anyway... Certainly looks humanoid to you...
>Retrieve arms from voice
tsehc a nommus woh emos uoy ,eugolaid driew a ni gnikaeps yb
>...
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>"Am I in Narnia?"
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>"I assume you wanted a cheezburger?" ●~●
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> Suplex the lion thing.
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> AA the lion thing.
Fixed
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>"Am I in Narnia?"
>"I assume you wanted a cheezburger?" ●~●
<"...Am I in Narnia?"
>"Last time I checked, we're in the Hotlands... well, I mean... the stage area at the very least..."
<"I assume you want a cheeseburger?"
>"Wh... why would I even think that? I mean, even if I did... the resort isn't that far away from here..."
> Suplex the lion thing.
>AA the lion thing
>You're still on the floor; and you don't feel up to just leaping off the floor before recovering your strength first.
>"Hang on. Are you from the resort? I... erm... don't think I've seen you around before..."
>...
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>Try sitting up.
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>Flirt
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>Flex to get some feeling back into our muscles.
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>"What resort?"
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>Try sitting up.
>Flex to get some feeling back into our muscles.
>You begin to shift your weight a little, and proceed to sit up slowly.
>Your arms are a bit busy trying to not only work, but hold your weight as you sit forward; you aren't exactly built of muscles...
>At least you're not on your back now.
>Flirt
>"What resort?"
>You attempt to hit up a soothing tone.
<"Oh... what resort could you possibly be referring to?"
>"Erm... the building with the hotel, restaurant, and stuff inside it..."
>The lion isn't swayed by your attempts.
>"You... you must have really been at it if you don't remember that place, little bunny..."
>...
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>Hum
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>"My name is John Cena."
>Are we not made of muscles?
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>"And I'm not a bunny."
>Check head for bunny ears.
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>Check for unusual growths.
About time...
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>If we do have bunny ears, find the nearest puddle of water to see our reflection with.
and start freaking out.
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> If we are a bunny, HOLY FUCK I'M A BUNNY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
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>Hum
>"My name is John Cena."
>Are we not made of muscles?
<"My name is John Cena!"
>You begin to hum a familiar wrestling tune.
>The lion seems a bit confused by this sudden turn...
>"And I'm not a bunny."
>Check head for bunny ears.
>If we do have bunny ears, find the nearest puddle of water to see our reflection with. and start freaking out.
> If we are a bunny, HOLY FUCK I'M A BUNNY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
<"And I'm pretty sure I'm not a bunny."
>"You certainly could've fooled me."
>You place your hands on your end and...
>THIS ISN'T WHO I AM!
<"Ha... yeah, you're right there."
>There's a mirror next to the lion, hanging on a wall...
...
>You are Uki; or as some people refer to you as, Uki-tan.
>You're pretty average in the height department (about 5ft), and whilst you look a bit skinny, you're pretty balanced in the breast region; not small, but not THAT big either!
>You have black hair that goes around half way down your back; with a gradient to purple as it nears the tips.
>You have bunny ears that match your black hair colour and... feel a bit out of place by the feel of them...
>At this moment in time, the right ear is up, while the left ear is sort of up, but then flops backs down after a set point.
>Looking down at yourself, you're wearing a short plaid red skirt, with black knee-high socks.
>Your shirt is black with some flowers printed on to the shirt as part of the design, and you have a light(?) blue jacket on.
>Part of the sleeves on both sides bulge out a little bit; both on the wrist area.
{See here for an idea of appearance. (http://i65.tinypic.com/el19jp.png)} You'll have to picture the rabbit ears, of course.
>The last thing you really remember was being dropped from a pretty hefty height... but you have no idea how you ended up where you are right now...
>If anything, there are a few blurry moments in your memory; but you're sure they'll return eventually.
>You recall a voice in your mind, trying to talk you through... something...
>You're not certain what that was about either...
>Something tells you that you're here for a reason; but you're not clear on what that is...
>And yes, you did stand up and look in front of the mirror.
>"Is... is something wrong?"
>...
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>No. This can't be right. We're John Cena! We were always John Cena! We remember being John Cena! But... these new memories... they feel so... real... What dark sorcery is this!?!
>Use willpower to prevent total psychological breakdown.
>"NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON, WHAT- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR!?!?! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU)"
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>Fell from high height? Rabbit/Bunny Ears? We must be in wonderland, and we're LATE! >Equip Toast.
>Rip John Cena. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk)
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> Check chest for usu-...touch?, salesman.
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> Strip.
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>examine lion
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>No. This can't be right. We're John Cena! We were always John Cena! We remember being John Cena! But... these new memories... they feel so... real... What dark sorcery is this!?!
>Use willpower to prevent total psychological breakdown.
>"NO! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON, WHAT- WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOR!?!?! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU)"
>Fell from high height? Rabbit/Bunny Ears? We must be in wonderland, and we're LATE! >Equip Toast.
>Rip John Cena. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk)
>This train of thought is all over the place.
>You're filled with utter confusion... and terrible voice acting!
> Check chest for usu-...touch?, salesman.
>Indeed~ :3
> Strip.
>examine lion
>You have an odd urge to take off all your clothes...
>You refrain from doing this... because Shino would literally break all available walls
>Instead, you take a closer look at the lion.
>They're wearing a blue shirt, and black trousers.
>...
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>"So... Who are you?"
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>"So... Who are you?"
<"So... Who are you then?"
>"Oh... no one important, really..."
>The lion shuffles about on the spot.
>"I sort of wander around here from time to time; I guess you can call me a Mettaton fan..."
>"Plus, I found you just sprawled out here... what happened to you?"
>...
{Sorry about the delay. Been a little busy. Christmas period and what not}
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> Try to remember
being run over by Randy Orton .
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>"I fell... from... somewhere... I don't remember much other than my name."
>"What's a Mettaton?"
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>"I fell... from... somewhere... I don't remember much other than my name."
>"What's a Mettaton?"
> Try to remember being run over by Randy Orton .
<"I fell from... somewhere... it's kind of foggy at the moment..."
>You swear you can't quite picture it all at the moment...
>"WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!"
>"I... don't think there are, um, many places to fall that high from around here."
<"I don't remember much apart from my name at the moment..."
>"Well, we can start with that then..."
<"Also, what's a Mettaton?"
>The lion lets out a small chuckle.
>"Maybe you weren't kidding about the fall... erm... sorry."
>"Mettaton is... actually, it's kind of hard to describe Mettaton..."
>"Mettaton runs the resort... and practically every show that runs around it."
>...
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"Can I just start pulling a Flowey and torment everyone?"
>Prod for more info
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>"What kind of shows?"
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"Can I just start pulling a Flowey and torment everyone?"
>Prod for more info
>"What kind of shows?"
Are you a flower? No. SO NO!
<"What kind of shows?"
>"Oh... erm... cooking shows, quiz shows, you name it, Mettaton's likely done it."
>The lion looks to your left.
>"Perhaps... we should be going for now..."
>...
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> Just nod and follow.
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>"This Mettaton guy sounds very flexible, able to do a variety of shows and still manage a resort."
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> Just nod and follow.
>"This Mettaton guy sounds very flexible, able to do a variety of shows and still manage a resort."
>You start to walk with the lion.
>There's a couple of spiders on the wall to your left as you turn away.
<"This Mettaton guy sounds pretty flexible; doing a variety of shows and still being able to run a resort."
>"Yeah... he's stunning in every way... He can be over the top some times, but he's pretty something..."
>The lion looks behind him, then focuses on the path ahead.
>"Do you have anywhere to stay?"
>...
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> "I just told you I only remember my name, so I'm sure the answer is nope."
> Get a brief flash of raccoons.
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>Buy donut from spiders.
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> "I just told you I only remember my name, so I'm sure the answer is nope."
> Get a brief flash of raccoons.
>Buy donut from spiders.
You've got no money; spiders don't appreciate thieves!
<"I just told you I only remember my name..."
>"Ah, sorry... should have thought about that..."
>"It's just... the resort don't really have many spaces available in their hotel..."
>Your mind suddenly fills up with pictures of raccoons...
>You have no idea why that is happening, but some of them have some pretty huge tails!
>...
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> Demand a name from our guide.
> Observe surroundings.
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> Demand a name from our guide.
> Observe surroundings.
<"Speaking of names, what exactly is yours?"
>"I... I'm Mono."
>As the two of you continue to walk, you notice stuff that appears to be still being built...
>Either that, or it's part of a stage being taken down and replaced with something else...
>It certainly doesn't seem to match the red-ish path that's ahead of where you currently are.
>Glancing behind you, back to where you got up from, there seems to be some noticeable webbing around an open arch.
>You think there are some spiders dangling from them... though they could also be on the walls themselves...
>...
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>Gesture towards the stage thing.
>"What's going on over there?"
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>Gesture towards the stage thing.
>"What's going on over there?"
>You direct Mono's attention to the stage.
<"What's going on over there?"
>"Oh... well, that's part of Mettaton's last performance... Or it might already be a new one; I'm not quite sure..."
>"In either case, Mettaton enjoys rotating ideas out... once one performance is done, he's already working on the next..."
>...
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> Fast forward to next destination.
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>Ew must escapes out of here fastly! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA)
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>Gotta go fast.
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>Gotta go fast.
> Fast forward to next destination.
>Fast forward?
THIS IS NO SPEED RUN!
*kzzt*
-Unknown error has occurred-
-Auto-save complete-
-Rerouting...
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>...
>Your eyes feel heavy...
>Your body is... tingling...
>You feel like you're moving... it's hard to focus on anything at the moment...
>It's pretty dark...
>...
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> Fast forward to next destination.
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>"Hello, darkness, my old friend."
>Try to see something in the dark.
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>Feel around for a wall, and hopefully, a light switch of some kind.
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>"Hello, darkness, my old friend."
>Try to see something in the dark.
>Feel around for a wall, and hopefully, a light switch of some kind.
>"I'm come to talk with you again"
>You wince your eyes into the darkness...
>You think there's a bit of light coming out some form of hole to the far left...
>You slowly move towards it and stumble through the archway...
=Howdy=
>...
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"OH SHIT A TALKING FLOWER!"
>Stamp his ass into the ground.
>Look around
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> Panic.
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>Examine self.
>Start remembering things, like how we wound up where we are.
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>"...Hi..."
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>"OH SHIT A TALKING FLOWER!"
>Stamp his ass into the ground.
>Look around
> Panic.
>Examine self.
>Start remembering things, like how we wound up where we are.
>You start flipping out; something feels wrong...
>You check yourself to see if you have anything at all...
>You don't, not really; just some kind of dirty clothes and a stick...
>You try to think about what happened...
>Did you fall down here?
>Something like that crosses through your head, that's for sure...
>"...Hi..."
<..."Hi..."
=I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower=
=Wow... you look so confused=
=I bet your new to the Underground, huh=
>...
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>Shoot him with bullets! Eh, i mean, friendliness pellets.
>?Hi, that was proof that i am Chara, your omniscience best friend, now you should stop screwing around with everyones lives and be a good flower?
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>Stamp his ass into the ground.
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> Lick repeatedly.
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>Shoot him with bullets! Eh, i mean, friendliness pellets.
>?Hi, that was proof that i am Chara, your omniscience best friend, now you should stop screwing around with everyones lives and be a good flower?
>Stamp his ass into the ground.
> Lick repeatedly.
>You imagine a bunch of bullets surrounding the little flower...
>Unfortunately, you don't quite have the ability to do that...
>Annoyed by this, you run towards it; perhaps you can step on this flower instead...
=Wow... you look quite...
>A circle of white pallets surround you; halting you in your tracks
=Familiar=
=You seem too quick for your own good=
=It's clear you have some form of memory of this place=
=But that doesn't matter to me=
DIE!
>The pellets start closing in...
>...
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Pfft, like we both know this aint going to kill us
>Bat away the pellets with DETERMINATION
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>Smile at the flower creepily as we do so.
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> Lick the bullets.
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>Take DLR's advice and jump!