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Caw caw!
What if Gensokyo was an anarcho-communist society that used labor exchange and an equal distribution of resources for the betterment of all?
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It would fall apart like the former Soviet Union, leading Gensokyo to adopt a Democracy-Capitalist Society where Yukari is a figurehead and The Moirya Shrine controls all the wealth while Reimu is still in poverty.
What if Seija flipped these forums?
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Then, all of the text would be shown upside-down. What a pain.
What if there were Gensoukyous in other parts of the world?
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Then it is Reimu's destiny to travel from Gensokyo to Gensokyo on a quest "Pichuuuun" them all!
What if Miko had a bad(er) hair day? :P
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Cue Byakuren mocking Miko, enraging her to the point where she sends a lesser Taoist to shave off Byakuren's hair during the night.
What if Kaguya and Mokou challenged each other to ImMortal Kombat and as a result several other Gensokyo residents get pulled into the tournament?
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Then, we'd get what Hisoutensoku was supposed to be--Wriggle included.
What if Seiga and Seija conspired together to create an incident?
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Then it will be the plot of Touhou 14.5.
What if Aya mades an article about this forum and shows it to everyone in Gensokyo?
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They would think its a load of trash because its the bunbunmaru which is as trust worth as fox news.
What if the US government payed aya off to gather black mail (read pentsu shots) of all the touhous so they could be manipulated?
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it would most likely be business as usual. Not like she has no experience in panty sniping... and we will never find out what Hatate does with Aya's photos...
What if Charisma Break's (remi) charisma broke?
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All of Gensokyo loses it and start to go crazy especially Sakuya! (We can't have Remilia without her Charisma!)
What if Mamizou started transforming into random, creepy creatures like Slender or even Flandre, to have a little fun?
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She won't be able to sleep after seeing one of her own transformations in the mirror.
What if Kokoro loses all her masks and has to make an expression right away?
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Time to use some sticky notes!
What if Mokou and Kaguya swapped places for a day?
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They'll make each other look bad, doing goofy impressions of each other until they die of embarrassment. :P
What if Raiko joined the PrismRiver Sisters in a world tour?
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Raiko's gonna steal their thunder whenever they have a performance.
What if you look at your window and see this sight?
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I'd offer her a cup of tea and ask why she changed the weather from stormy to snow.
What if Marisa is really becoming a youkai-magician over time? (It's hinted at several times.)
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Reimu would beat her to a pulp at least once for becoming a youkai. I don't mean in a spell card duel either.
what if drum girl became reimu's alarm clock?
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Reimu would have to quickly develop 「Snooze Sign: STFU」 at the risk of her going absolutely insane.
What if Tenshi had her Hisou no Tsurugi replaced with a cat wand?
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Then Tenshi would be able to turn everybody into nekos, minus Chen, Shou, and Orin.
What if Orin caused another traffic accident in Hell?
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I?m so sorry for the misunderstanding.
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The Prismriver Sisters
Yuuka
th13,th13.5 and th14 characters.
Hmm,maybe that's enough for a new game.
Excuse me, but I believe you are posting in the wrong section. This is the What if? thread, where you ask and answer What if? questions.
Answer to MewMew's question: Then it would cause an incident leading to Touhou 112 - Subterranean Congestion where Orin and Okuu are Seija'd switch places as stage 5 and 6 bosses with Yamaxanadu or Komachi as the EX-Boss.
(Variation of a question I asked WAY back in What if? v2.0) What if Gensokyo is actually a virtual world and Yukari is actually an AI (and admin of the system) and Reimu is an antivirus agent?
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If Reimu is an antivirus program, and she attacks youkai, that means youkai must be viruses. Yukari is a youkai, so that means Reimu would have to eliminate her, causing the end of Gensokyo which would also destroy Reimu herself. Meanwhile, master hacker princess Kotohime laughs as her plan unfolds. That's what they get for dropping PC-98.
What if Sukuna enlarged Reimu's shrine?
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"Great! More cleaning to do! Thank you sooooooo much! Grrrrrrrrrrrr...!"
What if Sekibanki, when petted on the head, becomes a disgustingly adorable and lovable moe blob who likes to snuggle the person who did that to her?
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I would personally find yukari to gap me or pay a cold heartless mob boss reimu to exterminate her with extreme prejudice. Death to the moe blobs! Tis a shame cause she is adorable the way she is.
what if yukari and yuyuko were actually maribell and her friend who are actually just quasi self inserts by god master?
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An usamimi glutton and... and a deeply psychological boundary caretaker. Wow. There's not much difference, though.
What if Inori Aizawa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTUlF7NA2o) were the next Extra Boss to Touhou 15?
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Do she have a windows emblem on her ass? She doooooo. Well the windows fan girl would become root of your system and then break it and your game so you can never win. You would then become her slave and be forced to beg for her forgiveness because you were so arrogant to think you could win.
what if the kappas were the driving force behind humanity's technological progress until gensokyo happened?
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Then they will regret their contributions when the outside world finally evolves to the technological point where they can breach the boundaries of Gensokyo and overpower the Youkai with their sheer technological superiority
(Which is very unlikely to happen because of Yukari, not to mention the staggering amount of human casualties that will be involved even if the outside world wins.)
knowing that they helped most of humanity reach this achievement.
Now in relation to this:
What if the outside world actually did do this (eventually) and won?
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Everyone becomes friends in the end! Let's celebrate with tea!
What if Yukari likes to blow kisses at every man (except elderly ones) she comes across?
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She would fill all these men with with sadness as if any of them try to make a move on Yukari, they will inevitably be destroyed by Ran :(
What if Miko had her headphones upgraded?
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Then she will finally become the vocaloid she always wanted to be.
GO TOYOSATOMIMI NO MIKU!!!
What if Miko became a miko?
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Well in her own roundabout way she is. However the path to becoming a shinto shrine maiden is a long one. Miko would learn the art of wearing detached sleeves and from that the art of detached sleeve storage. From there she would have to meditate to find her inner color which she discovers to be purple. But our little miko is not done yet because next she uncovers the art of BEGGING! Now our little miko Miko is finished and she spends her days begging for money while the taoists look upon her in horror before commiting ritual suicide to satan in hopes that miko would return to normal. Also reimu beats the shit out of her for being purple which is derived from red so she feels thiefed.
what if yukari introduced rockem sockem robots?
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Nitori would reverse engineer them and make them commonplace in gensokyo. Eventually she'd start trying to improve upon the original design, making robots for purposes besides brawling and possibly giving them sentience. The robots would then attempt a takeover of Gensokyo, also known as the plot of Touhou 15, with Ruukuto being the final boss and Sekibanki as Extra.
What if Kasen actually IS a Hermit?
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Then one day she would ascend to Heaven and becomes a Celestial. Then she would meet Tenshi, and seeing Tenshi isn't celestial-ing properly, Kasen kidnaps her and forces her to train. However Tenshi can't stand it so she went berserk and killed everyone and turned into celestail of death: Sariel and got sealed in Makai in the past.
What if Kosuzu is secretly the 4th deva of the mountain?
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Then Kosuzu has yet to develop her true powers.
What if Kirby got teleported to Gensokyo.
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Kirby: Poyo!
Yuyuko: Ooh! Talking pink marshmallow!
*Yuyuko inhales Kirby*
*Kirby inhales Yuyuko from the inside*
And then reality will be drawn into the resulting vortex, resulting in the total destruction of the universe. Nice Job Breaking it, Yuyuko.
What if Kogasa surprised herself?
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*Kogasa used Suprised!*
*Nothing Happened!*
Basically, nothing what so ever happens, she just scares herself silly.
What if Marisa was on Wii Fit?
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Wii fit? You mean sexy lady doing things that will entertain her while alice is out? I want to get into this but rules are rules and we can imagine what marisa would do with the wii system when bored, alone, and shown a fit gray female.... thing. That is all after she gets over the fact that this thing is talking to her on a weird device she didnt remember stealing. Also assuming she doesnt blow it up in shock or fear which it would undoubtedly do to her unlike a certain karakasa.
what if the thre umbrella wielders had an umbrella duel?
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Kogasa will go down first, because she's using herself as a weapon and is therefore receiving the most pain.
What if everybody dies?
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The netherworld would have a sudden influx of new ghosts. Needless to say, a GHOST PARTY would happen.
What if Rikako were the world's worst cook?
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Nobody would care.
What if Seiga met SEGA?
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She will troll sonic by hiding in walls and putting obstacles in front of him to make him stop going fast all the time. Then that's Yoshika's time to quickly turn everyone to zombies, thinking they were all some kind of candy treat from their design.
:P
What if Reimu started selling Deodorant to everyone?
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"HAKUREI DEODORANT
Makes your armpit as smooth as silk~
And by silk we mean the Hakurei shrine maiden's armpits
PS. Don't be fooled by that cheap knockoff Kochiya deodorant"
Congratz, Reimu, you're now no longer living in poverty. ;)
What if Wakasagihime made a deal with a witch so she can walk on land?
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She'd have to trade her boss theme to get the legs, only able to get it back if she kissed the man she loved. And since she's in Gensokyo that could prove to be a problem.
What if Yuyuko and Remillia switched places?
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Undead Princess of the Netherworld and Spirit Mansion. Yeah, not much different except for poor Sakuya's workload.
What if Kaguya met Iron Man?
I actually made a fic based on this at one point, except it was more Iron Man meeting Kaguya.
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Kaguya will want an auto-graph from him to show off to Mokou, and if he rejects it, she will show him, New Impossible Request "Seamless Ceiling of Kinkaku-ji [Time Out Ver.] and kill him!
What if Reimu got desperate for money and started looting everyone that came in front of her?
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Then Reimu would be rich, until the police (Kotohime) found out about it. The Yama would tell Reimu to repent by returning everything to its rightful owners. Thus, everything would return to normal.
What if Yukari made Luna Child her prot?g??
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She would study her heart out, only realizing after the passing of thousands of years that she's still only a fairy. Fairies need buffing!
What if Yukari made it rain trains?
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She would study her heart out, only realizing after the passing of thousands of years that she's still only a fairy. Fairies need buffing!
What if Yukari made it rain trains?
Gensokyo will be the : TRAINIEST in the world.
What if Reimu and Meira was actually the hakurei god's Long lost descendant?
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Well considering how sanea is related to sawako and because of that is silly powerful, it actually really isnt that large of a jump to saying reimu may in fact be that shrine's descendant. It would explain why she is silly powerful (besides MC syndrome). However is meira was also one then she is the bastard child that no one loves. Also if she were to reappear to attempt the gain her rightful power from reimu her hair would be brown as well! Of course she would get humiliated by reimu because aint nobody stealin the only thing she has that can possibly make her money (besides her armpits).
what if hair color was representative of power level?
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All I can say is that those with white-colored hair are the strongest, while those with black-colored hair are the weakest. White is the presence of all colors, which makes it the strongest. Black, on the other hand, is the lack of color, so it's very weak. This is why Youki left, because he didn't want to accidentally kill everyone with his overwhelming power. Youmu will do the same when she realizes her full potential, and so she will never, ever make an appearance in the series again.
What if you see a doll dressed in red and black, a purple umbrella, a Noh mask, a lute, a koto, and a taiko drum at a garbage dump?
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Youmu will do the same when she realizes her full potential, and so she will never, ever make an appearance in the series again.
That has already happened. Td was her last game yo, RIP youmu.
buy them all, burn them all. OR I may just give them love and care because just in case.another thing I might do is drop to my knees on the spot and start praying to yukari to save us all. There are many things I may do and they all depend on my mood at the time and what I recently ate.
what if you saw kogasa walking down the street in front of you, late at night, by herself, and unaware of your lresence?
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That has already happened. Td was her last game yo, RIP youmu.
buy them all, burn them all. OR I may just give them love and care because just in case.another thing I might do is drop to my knees on the spot and start praying to yukari to save us all. There are many things I may do and they all depend on my mood at the time and what I recently ate.
what if you saw kogasa walking down the street in front of you, late at night, by herself, and unaware of your lresence?
For sheer irony... "BOOOOOOO!"
What if she then started stalking you?
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HELP SLENDER MAN!!! -gets the home run bat-
What if Kokoro asks for her masks back by CHALLENGING YOU TO A DUEL?
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I'd die... very quickly. But it's okay if it's Kokoro :P
What if What if Aya suddenly became the slowest in Gensokyo?
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Then Hatate would be the fastest doubled up with her twintail cuteness?!
What if there was motorcycles in Gensokyo?
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SPELLCARD DUELS ON MOTORCYCLES!
What If: Touhou + Xenogears/Xenosaga?
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Sanae and Nitori are the main characters with the help of Hisoutensoku fighting the Xensogears/Xenosega cast or everybody in Gensokyo has a robot!
What if Sukuna was one of Santa's elves?
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Well now we know that Sukuna is working her butt off while Santa and the elves are just telling her to make wishes with her mallet. (So give thanks to Sukuna! :3 )
What if the next Touhou game only had stage 1 and 2 bosses?
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Then it would be titled "Team (9), the Revengence".
What if Cirno made a snowman that came to life?
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Then it would be the newest member of Team ⑨ only to be sadly melted by Reimu and co.
What if Santa came to Gensokyo?
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He might of sorta have, if only the barrier didn't make him crash land to Youkai Mountain. . . .
What if the next game had Letty as a stage 6 boss, while Cirno was the mid-boss?
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Letty and Cirno causing a bad winter in Gensokyo making a very angry Reimu and Marisa come out to play!
What if Seija stole Christmas?
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To make sure nobody steals it back, she'll make Yoshika eat it.
What if Marisa wrote a Christmas song?
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It would be about a blonde-magical Santa who goes down chimneys to take away books from children (and magicians) who've been very very naughty Da Ze~★
What if all the flora in Gensokyo turned into mistletoe?
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It would be advisable to flee to the less populated regions of Gensokyo because a now very pissed Yuuka is going on a murderous rampage to find out who did it.
What if the Komeiji and Scarlet families got into a blood feud?
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Say goodbye to Gensokyo.
What if Kaguya decided to head back up to the moon?
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Then along came Reimu playing peacemaker before Flandre and Koishi beat her to it.
What if Reimu found a bowl of Lucky Charms?
@Zoriri: I said Seija Kijin not Seiga Kaku. XD
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She thinks it was a cursed charm sent by a youkai and leaves it alone, but her gluttonous self makes her eat it anyways.
What if Patchy and Marisa switched clothing for a while?
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Then Patchouli would start saying ze at the end of her sentences while Marisa would go mukyuu after being hit!
What if Marisa discovered the meaning of life?
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She'd probably write it down and toss it into the "Mysteries Solved" pile of junk, where it will be lost forever. She'll probably then try to figure out something actually important to her...or go steal a book.
What if Kourindou had a Black Friday sale?
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Then it would be spell card battles galore over the best deals ever, with Marisa stealing all of the stuff. Oh wait it hardly... gets costumers. -frown-
What if Alice discovered Wonderland?
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She will go there in search of Shinki, but then gets trapped and forever removed from windows cannon.
What if Reimu started working at the SDM as a maid?
@Zoriri: I said Seija Kijin not Seiga Kaku. XD
Whoops, my bad! xD
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She would probably not have much work to do BECAUSE OF SAKUYA keep doing it for her with her time magic!
What if the Taoists stole Christmas? (Think of your best answers)
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(Parsee will be involved for obvious reasons) One late Night, before Christmas Eva, the Taoist started a scheme that affected Gensokyo forever! The plan went as planned. Seiga and Parsee went to steal all the presents from Gensokyo, while Yoshika ate all the milk and cookies that were meant for Santa. Miko will gain all the presents, that Parsee stole, and start to hand the presents back to specific people that wanted one of each by a mind reading scam for Followers in return (which was actually Satori, secretly, telling her what people wanted). Mononobe will kidnap Santa and pretend to be him outside the temple starting a feud with Soga on who wears the Santa cap and beard more better. Suddenly, it back-fires once Reimu comes in wishing for more followers and money, but Miko and Santa deny the request. Which then leads to Reimu exterminating all of them in a giant fit of rage.
XcoughX well then. . .why even try if they knew what was going to happen at the end? ^_^;
What if Sekibanki had the Cheshire cat as a pet?
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@Reptile: I literally am imaging that scenario happening. XD
Answer to Reptile's question: They go and wreak havoc on Gensokyo with their off headness before an angry Reimu comes out and home run bats them with her Gohei.
What if there was a Persona X Touhou crossover?
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We probably would never know, since its been five days and nobody has bothered to answer your question. :\
What if people stopped posting questions that stop this thread dead for a few days?
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Seija will flip the thread's inactivity (while trolling the hell out of everyone else), or Yukari will just shove the thread into active mode.
What if Gensyoko was a real place, and ZUN made the games to honor Gensyoko with it's uniqueness as the only place in the world that is a magical national park?
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Well F*** this, I know where I'm going as a vacation! (Will be in every fan's thought)
What if ZUN made a creepy horror touhou game?
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Slenderman can go fuck himself, Rumia, Flandre, Yuyuko, and Koishi are newest queens of horror.
What if Nue met Doopliss?
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Thought of that from an earlier post you made, huh?
Answer to Cybeast710's question- They break the 4'th wall by using their abilities among each other. That's when Doopliss loses his sanity, and removes his sheet. revealing another Nue?
What if everyone lost their powers for a day in Gensokyo?
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Thought of that from an earlier post you made, huh?
I noticed it got taken down, and I'm still clueless as to why. I made valid points. And I mean canned, not moved. But hey, I'm not gonna argue with the admins.
Neeeeeeeever mind, I just now saw where it was merged to. Thanks, Tengukami!
What if everyone lost their powers for a day in Gensokyo?
Yukari would be isolated, many others would be inconvenienced from lack of flight.
What if you walk into class one day, and Nitori is substituting for the teacher?
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Either best physics class ever, or best engineering class ever.
What if we got a virus Youkai with the ability to manipulate genetic code?
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The games would be crashing each time said youkai would appear. Now I wonder how the game would crash, though. Just a simple game close, or something more... glitchy? Damnit, now you got me thinking about MissingNo.
What if Demoman met Suika and Yuugi?
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They would probably all get in a drinking contest. I'm sorry to say this, but it's unlikely the Demoman would win. He's only human, after all, and the other two are oni.
What if Lily White started teaching chemistry?
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She would do horribly, because everyone knows she's better at teaching the physics of springs! *Pi~chuun-ed for bad pun*
What if the next Touhou game involved time travel to the PC-98 era?
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There'd probably be a partner system, similar to IN, except they partnered up with their PC-98 counterparts. The teams would probably be Reimu/PC-98 Reimu, Marisa/PC-98 Marisa, Alice/PC-98 Alice, and Yuuka/PC-98 Yuuka. Sakuya would most likely be involved in the time travel part, but nobody would know who she was. Because of that, the final team would be Sakuya/Yumeko just because blade-wielding maids, lol.
Sakuya would probably be very confused, especially when youkai started trying to murder her, since the spellcard rules didn't exist back then. She'd ask Yumeko about it, who'd explain. Sakuya would then start murdering defeating every opponent with ease after hearing that. Reimu and Marisa, on the other hand, would have to be veerrryyy careful with how they interact with the inhabitants (so as not to change Touhou's canon the future of Gensokyo) Knowing Marisa, she'd probably try to steal the Five Magic Stones with her counterpart. Reimu would start showing off to PC-98 Reimu, because she could now fly all by herself. PC-98 Alice would be amazed by Alice's dolls, and would want her to teach her how to use them. Yuuka would visit Elly, and then she'd depart with PC-98 Yuuka to battle others. Of course the game would include the "dream meter" for old time's sake.
The final boss would probably be Mima, because she's jealous that the other player characters of the PC-98 era made it to windows, and she didn't. Of course though, everyone would be friends at the end, but would be sad to see the windows characters leave :( Then Yukari would get upset, and yell at everyone for messing with the past.
What if Kogasa's umbrella got struck by lightning?
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Iku: Surprise! >:D
Oh the irony...
What if the 5 Magic Stones/Orbs are related to YuugenMaagan?
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Their family reunions must get very confusing, having to talk with the same person five times. Except none (neither?) of them have mouths so I guess not.
What if Eirin, Orin and Rinnosuke got in a fight and the losers had to change their name?
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Rinnosuke's name ACTUALLY is Kourin. Woohoo.
What if Nue had a pet Ditto?
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She trolls the Taoists, Reimu, and... everyone else, actually.
What if Nue was acshully Dolan?
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Even more epic trolling.
What if Madoka and Reimu switched places?
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It would most likely involve one of the five (Homura) trying to kill Reimu in anger, but she dodges the bullets expertly, and uses a non-lethal spellcard to knock her out. Madoka would be horribly confused, and most likely get in a danmaku battle against someone (Marisa) with her firing arrows and them using spellcards. It would go through thousands of complex plot twists, and eventually end with Madoka and Reimu having an epic battle against eachother with a mix of Mystic Oriental Love Consultation and Sis Puella Magica! playing in the background.
BEST. CROSSOVER. EVER.
What if Sakuya quit her job?
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Remilia would have the world's worse Charisma break EVER until Sakuya comes back.
What if Sakuya had her own army of time stopping maids?
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We are all screwed until Yukari changes the borders of time, but then Seija comes in and reverses her ability. (It's a win-win for everyone!?)
What if Yukari died, and for some reason couldn't use her ability to manipulate the borders of life and death?
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GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!! All of the borders are all gone man!!!!
What if we get a lobster youkai?
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Then one day she would look behind her to see Yuyuko holding a pair of claw-crackers (or a crab mallet) and a stick of butter. She wouldn't leave her house ever again...not that that would stop a hungry ghost.
What if the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, and Curly) wound up in Gensokyo?
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The shenanigans they would get into with Cirno and friends would be legendary...
What if Nicol Bolas invaded Gensokyo?
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Then Reimu and Marisa would have to fight it with Magic the Gathering cards of their own if it ever got into Gensokyo.
What if Remilia threw a Christmas party at her mansion?
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They wouldn't invite Yuyuko, while Sakuya will have to stop time and be Santa for a day.
What if Reimu found a 3Ds?
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She'd turn it into a goshintai to attract visitors and donations. Her plan would work until the batteries died.
What if Marisa started an excercise program?
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People who participate eventually become like Cho Marisa.
What if the first thing Wakasagihime did after obtaining a pair of legs was kicking someone she hates?
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It's mostly gonna be Reimu or Cirno before a spell card battle starts.
What if Sekibanki had a one day Bleach moment adventure?
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"Nom nom nom nom... I'm a floating head eating people~"
And she didn't encounter a single one of the cast.
What if Touhou X MARIO PARTY?
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Lot's of explosions, broken dice and far too many dead humans. They're expendable you know~
What if Aya went digital?
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Only the kappa would be able to read her articles within Gensokyo, but the rest of us would be very happy.
What if Yukari changed the boundary between what is a boundary and what's not a boundary?
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Then probably the Hakurei border and Yukari's boundries would probably flip flop or worse....
What if Santa visited Gensokyo?
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Reimu will question when did Genji became human.
What if Yukari won last place in a beauty contest against all the girls in the series?
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She'll proceed to declare herself the winner, anyway, due to her knowledge.
...Seriously, though. I'm genuinely trying to think how Touhou X Mario Party would work. One minigame.
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What if Cybeast actually remembered to ask a "What if?" in the above post?
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Then this statement would never exist.
What if you played as Eirin instead of the hunter in Ghoul's Forest 3?
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What if Cybeast actually remembered to ask a "What if?" in the above post?
I actually did, guys. It was a continuation of my previous one, seeing if someone could come up with a plausible minigame.
Then this statement would never exist.
What if you played as Eirin instead of the hunter in Ghoul's Forest 3?
...Eirin would reinvent the Poltergust, Silph Scope, and other ghost catching items somehow and capture the ghosts? I 'unno...
So what if there was a Touhou game like Mario Party? What would the rules be and how would the movement system work?
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It would play a lot like normal Mario Party, except the main characters would be Touhou characters. Stars become "Precious Things", and Items are replaced by spell cards, which can either have positive or negative effects depending on which one it is. Bowser Spaces are replaced with Flandre Spaces, and if you lose, flan destroys everything you have (Currency, Spell Cards, and Precious Things.). DK spaces are replaced with Suika spaces and retain their beneficial effects. There will be seven boards, each representing one stage, with the 7th and most difficult becoming available after completion of the first 6.
Minigames have different gameplay modes depending on the game, but there will be at least one bullet hell minigame and at least spellcard duel minigame. The movement system remains the same.
What if Flandre got coal for Christmas?
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Then Flandre will kill Santa BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES FLANDRE COAL!!!!
What if there was an incident involving... THE YAKUMOS KIDNAPPING SANTA? *dramatic music*
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Then Chen, Yukari, and Ran will all sing "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry7PcYtKPhA) while they do it. xD
(and then they will throw him to The Oogie-Boogie Flan Flandre so she doesn't destroy Gensokyo from her coal-induced tantrum.)
(Now I want to see someone make a video of this!)
What if Youmu, Reimu, Sakuya, Marisa, and Sanae ended up on EDN III (http://lostplanet.wikia.com/wiki/E.D.N._III) Somehow? (and inevitably ended up encountering the Akrid (http://lostplanet.wikia.com/wiki/Akrid) Hordes as well.)
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They'd become the main characters of the game. Reimu would find the instigator of their warping to said planet and beat them up. It was most likely Yukari.
What if the Hakurei Shrine was attacked while Reimu is out solving an incident?
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Reimu gets use to it and quickly beats the living hell out of anyone who could have done it. (could have)
What if Kosuzu appeared in the next game, but suddenly had the urge to beat up Reimu?
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There would be a distinct chance that she wins... I mean, she got her hands on the Necronomicon for Pete's sake!
What if Seija reversed things on opposite day?
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Then opposite day becomes "Normal day" and every other day becomes "Opposite day"
What if Reimu was forced to cause an incident in order to resolve another one?
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Reimu would have to fix what she broke and resolve it herself. Otherwise, lots of people would be ticked off at Reimu, leading to the next spinoff game where everyone beats up on Reimu for causing an incident.
What if ZUN teamed up with Gabe Newell for the next game?
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Then it would be "worth the weight" after an eternity in development.
What if the Bydo Empire (http://rtype.wikia.com/wiki/Bydo_Empire) invaded Gensokyo? (Which I'm thinking on making a game about, since it sounds like an awesome idea. :P)
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Well, Nitori will finally get put to work and R-Type: Gensokyo will become a thing.
What if MEGAMAN wound up in Gensokyo ALONG WITH EVERY ROBOT MASTER WILY EVER MADE?
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One of two things could happen:
1. Most (if not all) of them would be obliterated by Gensokyo's inhabitants.
2. We'd have another MegaMari, with Megaman, Alice, and Marisa as the player characters.
What if Wriggle controlled a giant attack bee (which may or may not be on fire)?
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Then it'll BEE an incident which Reimu, Marisa, and *insert 3rd character of choice here* will have to solve or it'll be be easy pickings since Wriggle is just a 1st stage boss.
What if ZUN made a Touhou DDR game? (I have a feeling there is one already)
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It would probably look like this (http://youtu.be/-XP3S23aUEg?t=13s), with the extra or phantasm stage looking like this (http://youtu.be/c8MVQ-z1eSg?t=1m9s)...
What if Seija flipped Youmu's human and phantom halves?
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Yuyuko's imagination of how Youmu's ghost half tasting like marshmallows increases!
What if Elly and Komachi had a scythe battle?
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Elly would likely win... I mean, she actually has the discipline to DO her job.
What if Satori looked into a mirror?
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Nothing would happen unless she reads her own mind by accident while looking in one!
What Koishi was given the Yatagarasu instead of Okuu?
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...Well, that would actually be BETTER. The Yatagarasu could coerce her into opening her own eye, help her through life, and not be a general goofball.
What if Mima WAS in the next game? Would the reaction be greater than or less than THIS? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOqxe_-Ta1w)
And so help me, if it is, I want it on video.
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The reaction would be greater than the reaction to Megaman in Super Smash Brothers 4.
What if Reimu discovered the world of Digimon?
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"...Well, this is all kinds of fucked up. Nitori, how much longer until you fix that machine!?"
I seriously doubt it could be ANY greater, if anyone thinks they can outdo the Capcom fanbase on that one, I want a video.
Well, in other news, what if Suika broke out of the border?
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"Imagine all the new Sake I can taste!!!"
What if Flandre killed Reimu during the events of EoSD by clenching her fist instead?
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Well... shit then the other later villains can have it their way in Gensokyo with Marisa being the main character.
What if Marisa starred in a Rune Factory game? (If anyone gets the joke with this question they win a cookie)
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A mechanic of the game would be stealing from other guys.
What if we got a youkai with minus's (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Minus) powers?
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It will have many Mind F**** from Koishi and Kokoro.
What if ZUN released a game that only had the mid-stage bosses as Playable characters?
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The everything would be wrong with the world I mean... NO MARISA AND REIMU!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Unless it's going to be a spin-off.
What if there was a Fat Princess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Princess) X Touhou game? (Let the imaginations begin)
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Yuyuko will be the
Fat princess and the only "army" that saves her is Youmu while everyone else in Gensokyo is in the other team. [R.I.P. Youmu]
What if EX-Rumia was Flandre this whole time, but just trying to cosplay as her?
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Does it really matter at that point? Both of them can blow up just about anything :V Just nice having only one body pichuuuuning everything instead of two.
What if all the PC-98 characters and Windows characters swapped places for an incident?
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They will make each other look bad, so they can claim the title of "Who is the official canon here!" (or the best I should say)
What if Reimu decided to move her shrine next to Marisa's house?
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She still wouldn't get any donations.
What if Cirno met Bal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUgWlykz57c)rog (http://youtu.be/GgE7EgIem70?t=21s) fr (http://youtu.be/XQTy3UnzIMc?t=22s)om (http://youtu.be/FNhX9X5at6Y?t=27s) Cave Story (http://cavestory.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_Story) (Doukutsu Monogatari)?
*Note: Multiple links.
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That would make breaking walls easier. Just let Cirno freeze them.
What if Sekibanki lost her ability to detach her head for an ability to detach her limbs?
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Battles with her would be somewhat like this scene (http://youtu.be/zKhEw7nD9C4?t=1m), except the limbs could re-attach at any time.
What if Cirno made a piece of Ice-nine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-nine)?
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Then Cirno would be the STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!!!
What if Yuka opened a flower shop?
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Yuuka will trick the Aki sisters for all their belonging and their house to make a flower shop to rule all of Gensokyo! She then just decides to kill everyone at the end since it wasn't doing much business like Reimu's shrine (Anyone who gets this gets a cookie and a flower)
What if Marisa challenged Alice to a twerk dance off!
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Iku would suddenly interrupt and steal the show
(Her dancer sense is tingling xD), much to Marisa and Alice's annoyance...
What if Mima found the Demon Crown (http://cavestory.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Crown)?
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Well, better send in Team 9, Quote, and Curly. Good luck!
What if Eggman hid in Gensokyo and Sonic had to go find him?
...Tbh, I'm already trying to think of zone names, hahahaa....
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What if Eggman hid in Gensokyo and Sonic had to go find him?
Sonic would have to go through the Shrine Zone, Magic Forest Zone, Human Village Zone, Bamboo Labyrinth Zone, Frozen Lake Zone, Scarlet Basement Zone, Sunflower Field Zone, Youkai Mountain Zone, Underground Reactor Zone, and finally the "Totally Not Eggman's Secret Lair" - Zone to find him.
As he progresses through those zones, he must battle with a touhou character that serves as each zone's "boss."
The chaos emeralds are found in Yukari's Gaps (special stages) for whatever reason...
Should Sonic collect all the emeralds, he must go Super Sonic to fight against a Magic-Enhanced-Eggman-Death-Machine-Who-Wields-a-Crescent-Staff-That-May-or-May-Not-Have-Been-Stolen-From-Mima-That-Shoots-DanmakuTM, which would be the true final boss.
What if we got a Strange-Matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangelet#Dangers) Youkai? (It can either be one that literally is a Strange Matter youkai, or one that can manipulate it)
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This youkai would be a female, I guess...
What if we are youkai?
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Then Gensokyo would be the real world, and the outside world would be the fantasy! We would be just figments of Reimu's or Yukari's imagination.
What if Miko's earmuffs were actually her ears?
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That would be a very interesting... theory. Then IT'S OFFICIAL SHE'S A ROBOT DJ! *shot and burnt by angry Taoists*
What if Futo was a ghost instead of Tojiko?
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That would be a very interesting... theory. Then IT'S OFFICIAL SHE'S A ROBOT DJ! *shot and burnt by angry Taoists*
What if Futo was a ghost instead of Tojiko?
I can't tell them apart anyway. *shot*
What if Bhava-Agra fused with Angel Island?
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They really would start running out of space. Then Suika might move back to the Hakurei Shrine.
What if the SDM residents got trapped on Indian Island?
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What if people finally stopped forgetting to ask a "What if?" after asking a question?
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Then they could at least tell the next person to ask the next "What if" question and be help us in life.
What if ZUN decided to produce his games on Wii U? *shot down by angry lolis*
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We'll use emulators to play them on our PCs. #PCMasterRace
What if Marisa was a guy?
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She (he?) and Rinnosuke would be the most popular pairing.
What if Hopeless Masquerade was about a game of Risk?
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The Futo would be the one annoying player who always wants to claim Australia/SE Asia for the easy win.
What if Nitori gave up a life of science and engineering to pursue a career in pop music?
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"THIS WAS A TRIUMPH. I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE. HUGE SUCCESS."
What if Yuuka Kazami met Poison Ivy (The batman villain)
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"As long as it doesn't touch my sunflowers, no-one is going to die."
What if everyone in Gensokyo got a different phobia, each?
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Plot for Touhou 16 maybe?
What if Patche tried to do sports?
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"As long as it doesn't touch my sunflowers, no-one is going to die."
Poison Ivy is a greenthumb. As in "Will kill anyone hurting her plants." So I have a feeling you gave me a cop-out answer.
Plot for Touhou 16 maybe?
What if Patche tried to do sports?
I'll refer you to Touhou Soccer.
What if Yuuka met Poison Ivy, since I got a cop-out last time?
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Poison Ivy is a greenthumb. As in "Will kill anyone hurting her plants." So I have a feeling you gave me a cop-out answer.
Ah, I was suppose to know then? Tell me next time. :/
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Then Yuuka and Poison Ivy would dominate the world of danmaku with their plant loving antics.
What if chocolate was a thing in Gensokyo?
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Care would have to be taken that it didn't fall into the hands of Ran, Momiji, or Kagerou...
What if Thomas Edison's ghost showed up in the Netherworld? :V
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Either thousands of Kappa demanding access to the netherworld or
MASS.
KAPPA.
SUICIDES.
in order to meet the famous inventor. (assuming they know who he is... which they probably do somehow...)
What if the space inside Yukari's gaps is actually a massive Eldritch Abomination (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EldritchAbomination)?
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We can now see the resemblance between Yukari's Gaps and the Red Scarlet Moon in IN, Reimu's armpits, and PC-98 logic. (All giving tremendous Mind F**** to mere humans) That or it can start another incident when Yukari pleases.
What if all of the events from TH6 to TH14 were all just part of Reimu and Marisa's imagination?
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Then... Reimu and Marisa will still be stuck in the PC-98 era or too mushroom were had that day. (How is that possible? Easy magic!)
What if Marisa was senpai? (Cookies to those who get the joke?)
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Alice and Patchouli would fight to get her attention. Perpetually. (I probably didn't get the joke.)
What if Sukuna had to defeat the other Final Bosses, Kobito-sized, like Shadow of the Colossus? (Counting PC-98, there's at least 16 of them. Unless I missed one somewhere...)
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She'd use the Miracle Mallet and wish for the power to defeat them. Of course half the extra bosses are friends with the final boss. The final bosses which Sukuna just beat up. So... yeah...
What if touhou 15 was about the return of PC-98 characters, but it didn't include Mima?
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...Riots. I guarantee it. RIOTS.
What if Kingdom Hearts X Touhou?
// I just finished a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG run through KH:CoM. I'm at the final boss and thinking "A: This is stupid, B: Who INVITED EGGMAN TO THIS GAME!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAVI4UKquEM (ftp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAVI4UKquEM) Well this is a pretty nice MMD of kingdom hearts with Touhou cast. :)
What if Yuuka climbed a giant bean-stalk made by Suwako and Kanako?
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"Fee Fi Fo Fum!
I smell the blood of a -"
*Master Sparked*
What if Sekibanki started a yukkuri ranch?
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They all want to spend as much time with her head as possible.
Related note: while Seki's head is flying around what if a Yukkuri jumped on top of her neck.
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As long as the Yukkuri is on her neck it has control over her body. When it is taken off she returns to normal.
("Putting a yukkuri on your head turns you into a yukkuri. Luckily, the process is perfectly safe and reversible by tearing the yukkuri apart, revealing the person inside.")
What if Suika's size changing via density-manipulation was combined with Sukuna's magical mallet?
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As long as the Yukkuri is on her neck it has control over her body.
Reminds me of this touhou webcomic (http://gensokyosweets.smackjeeves.com/comics/1823419/17-full-speed-ahead-18-headless-action/) that I read, where this literally happens.
What if Suika's size changing via density-manipulation was combined with Sukuna's magical mallet?
With those combined powers, Suika infinitely expands to become the Suikaverse!
What if Marisa, Mima, Reimu, Remilia, and Kanako all had a Poker game with Yukari as the dealer?
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Reimu gets royal flush.
Every. Freaking. Time.
What if the next game had Sanae with a witch hat as the boss and everybody thought it was Mima pre-release?
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ZUN would sit upon his throne of iron, beer in hand, laughing manically at our pain as the entire fandom rages.
What if the Sealing Club actually got into Gensoyko?
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ZUN would sit upon his throne of iron, beer in hand, laughing manically at our pain as the entire fandom rages.
What if the Sealing Club actually got into Gensoyko?
They would bond with Nue And Mamizou, because their frat boys and the Sealing Club are from collage.
What if Sanae had a lightsaber fight with Darth Vader?
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Suwako would be the one under the helmet, saying "No Sanae. I am your ancestor."
What if Orange was a playable character?
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Suwako would be the one under the helmet, saying "No Sanae. I am your ancestor."
What if Orange was a playable character?
Yuuka and Alice would be mad and be the stage 6 bosses
What if Yuyuko didn't eat Mystia?
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The poor ghost would starve! :(
What if there was a running gag where everyone mispronounced Shikieiki Yamaxanadu's name?
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Then Eiki would have to punish those who get her name wrong!
What if we got a fish loving youkai?
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Flandre would just destroy it. That or it would create another species of youkai.
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I guess I'll ask a what if. . . .
What if Sekibanki started a basketball team?
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It would inevitably end up with her head tossed into the hoop during a game...
What if Eirin no longer responded to "Help me, Eirin!"?
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Eirin would need to find herself a new bamboo mansion.
What if the Myouren crew became the next generation of power rangers?
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Miko would be the most fabulous Saturday morning villain ever.
What if Marisa got into yaoi pairings?
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That might be a problem where she lives... Hot Rinnosuke on Unzan action?
What if Kotohime was actually a Lunarian princess?
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Then she would be a huge bitch. Because all Lunarians are Moon Bitches.
What if Reimu, Marisa, and Sanae learned what puberty is?
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After the puberty lesson....
Marisa: Hey, I think we now know why Sakuya's br- *Knifed*
Sakuya: Does anyone else have any thoughts to share?
Reimu: Erm... No...
Sanae: Well, I think Marisa was making a valid point, perhaps your erm... "assets" are "underdeveloped" because you simply failed to hit pu- *Double Knifed*
What if Miko, Byakuren, The Lunarians, Kanako, and Sukuna had a battle of five armies?
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We'd either have Sengoku Gensokyo 2 or the biggest game of risk we've ever seen. "Realistically" I'd say the Lunarians would win. They have both the technology and the numbers.
What if Alice in Wonderland's Mad Hatter found his way to Gensokyo?
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Plot of touhou 14.5: Hatless Masquerade. Someone has stolen all the girls' headgear, rendering nearly everyone powerless! There are three playable teams- Byakuren/Nue, Kogasa/Raiko, or Yuuka/Yumemi. Stage 1 boss is a hatless Yukkuri, stage 4 is a hat Tsukumogami, final stage is a genderbent Mad Hatter who stole the hats to expand his/her collection. Extra boss is Rumia.
What if Rin enslaved Youmu's ghost half?
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Then wouldn't that mean Rin enslaves Youmu too leaving one angry Yuyuko to fight for her servant back?
What if Sunny Delight was sponsored by Kanako?
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"SunnyD contains 75% natural water, 20% high fructose corn syrup, 2% artificial or natural flavors (we're not sure which), 2% natural fruit juice, and 1% hell raven. Proctor and Gambler is not responsible for any illnesses, injuries, growths, or fits of madness that occur while drinking this product. Do not drink SunnyD while pregnant, in a coma, or when attempting to solve an incident. Now buy some or face the wrath of the Mishaguji-sama!
SunnyD! Release the power of the sun!"
*Utsuho Sun Barrage"
What if Sanae replaced Reimu as the main character?
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Then Reimu replaces Sanae as a Stage 5 boss...
What if Yuuka and Wriggle met the monstrosity that is SPOILER: Sectonia Soul (http://youtu.be/0h9IaoiR1OE?t=20m11s) from the newest kirby game?Note: The entire fight in the link lasts until 28:13
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Considering the franchise mentioned in your spoiler, it would fall to Yuyuko to ultimately save the day. Problematic unless Mystia happens to be on the prowl for firefly meat.
What if the Triforce wound up in Gensokyo, along with the Master Sword & a 1-Up Mushroom for good measure?
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The Triforce of Power goes to Kanako, who uses it to rally faith.
The Triforce of Wisdom goes to Byakuren, who uses the knowledge granted by it to supplement her Buddhist powers or something...
The Triforce of Courage ends up with Reimu, who sells it to Rinnosuke for money, whom Marisa then steals it from, who then gives it to Alice for some reason.... Who then uses it as a power source for a doll, said doll is then liberated by Medicine, the doll is then destroyed in a crossfire between Kaguya and Mokou, who then proceed to fight over the now-exposed Triforce of Courage, which leads to Tewi grabbing it when they're not looking, which leads to it being forgotten about and dumped out with Eientei's trash, which leads to Nazrin finding it, who then gives it to Shou, who misplaces it, which leads to it ending up with the Taoists somehow, which leads to an eventual fight between the Taoists and the Buddhists, which leads to the Triforce of Courage being lost in the struggle, which leads to it somehow turning up in Yuuka's Sunflower Field, which leads to random fairies taking it, who are then beat up by Cirno, who holds the Triforce of Courage to this day.
Youmu finds the master sword and becomes afflicted with CD-i Link disorder upon grabbing it.
Youmu: Gee, I wonder why it's suddenly so boring around here...
Eirin finds the 1up.
Eirin: I bet I could make wonderful shady new drugs- I mean- medicine with this!
What if Mothra (http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Mothra) and Battra (http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Battra) ended up in Gensokyo?
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What if Mothra (http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Mothra) and Battra (http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Battra) ended up in Gensokyo?
...Well, CIRNO will be an idiot and try to befriend them, before Yukari just chucks them out.
What if Meiling wound up in the world of Xiaolin Showdown? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiaolin_Showdown)
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She would become the dragon of light and her signature shen gong wu would be the Wings of Tinabi.
What if Sakuya and the fairy maids went on strike?
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Remilia will be very unhappy and makes it their fate to return to work at once! (Hooray for fate-hax!)
What if Remilia and Flandre met this pair of vampires (Their names are Brynhidr (black dress) and Siegrune (white dress) I think...) (http://youtu.be/YU6dHLN2WWM?t=14m12s)/Their merged form (http://youtu.be/YU6dHLN2WWM?t=17m32s)?
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Didn't even have to click the link, because as a general rule when the Scarlets meet other-franchise vampires, chaos ensues.
What if we wind up with a third shrine maiden?
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So begins another story arc...
What if Futo tried to take care of the Hakurei Shrine for a month?
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A full donation box due to good feng shui! And broken plates... Reimu's plates, that is.
What if Chen secretly wants to turn Yukari and Ran into her slaves?
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Either she'll be smart and ask Seija Kijin for a reversal. Then she shall be the Nekomata of Boundaries while Yukari constantly gives Ran nosebleeds from her being "kawaii~", OR she'll prance around, saying "I'm your new master now, Ran and Yukari. Bow before my furryness!" which would obviously cause the next incident, being a new scarlet-coloured lake has appeared on the other side of Gensokyo which has bred strange new Youkai. If only the former could happen though >w<
What if...Rika and Nitori met each other?
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Two possible scenarios:
1. the two decide to collaborate and build an ultimate machine.
2. the two decide to duke it out Dexter and Mandark style (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuqChtC-mbM).
What if we got Twitch plays Touhou?
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Assuming that Z is perpetually held down and Shift is disabled, it'll go fairly well. Maybe.
What if this is Yukari posting?
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Tell her she's beautiful!
What if the series is called "Douhou?"
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Then the bosses would all be Homer Simpson clones instead of little girls. D'oh!
What if Utsuho worked for North Korea?
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Then god help us all...
Get it? Cuz Yata-Garasu? God? nvm
What if fanon suddenly became canon?
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Chaos. Beautiful chaos.
What if Rumia could see through darkness she creates?
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Then she will be Stage 1 boss no longer!
What if Reimu, through some bizarre Nitori/Yukari/Moirya Shrine Conspiracy-related time travel incident, is her own ancestor?
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Then Reimu's ancestor would be the 6th stage boss of the next game and the Hakurei God/Goddess would be the EX boss.
What if demonic teddy bears invaded Gensokyo?
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Then Alice will have the idea to wield the teddy bears with dolls to conquer the Forest of Magic THEN Gensokyo.
What if Reimu accidentally killed Marisa? . . .
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She'd go to the dead Marisa's house and re-claim her donation box. "Accidentally," let's go with that ^_~
What if Yamame started the next incident?
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Plot of touhou 14.5: Bugless Masquerade. Wriggle Nightbug has gone missing...but nobody actually cares! There are three playable teams- Reimu/Mystia, Marisa/Rumia, or Sanae/Cirno. Stage 1 boss is a Wriggle Yukkuri, stage 4 is a venus flytrap youkai, final stage is Yamame who kidnapped Wriggle to feed her some underground food. Extra boss is Yuuka.
What if Cirno were the strongest?
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What if Cirno were the strongest?
As if she isn't already?
Then everything about her be true, with the add of bestest grammar two!
What if we got a Touhou version of The Wizard of Oz?
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Chiyuri will be Dorothy
Chen Shou will be the Cowardly Lion
Ruukoto will be the Tin-Man
Shizuha will be the scarecrow
Marisa will be the evil witch
and Momiji as Toto. :D
The incident somehow ends with Reimu getting rich instead of their wishes . . .
What if Sunny Milk made Sunny D?
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Shizuha will be the scarecrow
Minoriko is a better choice because ZUN supposedly likened her to a scarecrow.
Anyway...
The drink is a trap! Don't fall for it!
What if everybody hates ZUN but enjoys his games?
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Everyone would pirate his games instead of buying them (which is illegal, and not condoned!)
What if a sharknado appeared in Gensokyo?
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Aya finally has F*** up. . . .
What if Nazrin started a pizza place restaurant? (. . .No, not that specific one. . .)
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It would be shut down almost immediately. Too many mice in the kitchen.
What if there was a rap competition in Gensoyko?
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Eminem would magically appears and slap all the incompetent ones.
What if you give Letty an axe, give Lily a spear and let them fight.
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"The two beings; one a celestial fairy, the other an eternal elemental; stared each other down. The chill of Letty's eyes would freeze anyone who felt its icy glare; Lily's sapphire gems melting those who didn't. Their battlefield reflected their own hearts: Half winter, half spring. As the sun beamed off the glistening snow, Letty's frozen voice breathed out, "As Autumn turns, so does life fall to a quiet slumber. Only the frozen shall live through my cold Winter!" She prepared her battleaxe, intricate Japanesque characters printed down its grip and a glean glistening off the unnaturally sharp steep. Lily rose her spear, the same styled letters marking its shaft. As the tension reached critical point, she spoke... "
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"SPRING IS HERE!!"
*Danmaku's Letty*
*Pichuu~n*
What if a certain Kirin youkai entered Gensokyo?
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She'd become a main character and try to attack the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Remilia would change the Kirin's fate, making her appear only in fanworks.
What if we got a character who's ability is to manipulate the fourth wall?
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Fourth wall is a boundary itself, so we have Yukari... Unless you want something like pink equine character.
What if ZUN makes a racing game?
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Super Marisa Kart, go! Tracks would include the Forest of Magic, the Bamboo Forest and, of course, the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Blast your way through with specialised spell cards, such as: Sakuya's "Jack the Ludo Bile" [freezing your opponents into place], Marisa's "Comet ~ Blazing Star" to turbo into first place or perhaps Sukuna's "Make Bigger" would be more to your taste, crushing your opponents! What's this? Lily White has appeared? Dodge her bullets! Any hits will take you back far...unless you use your own BOMBS [which would be unique to each character, such as Marisa's "Master Spark" or Kanako's "Mountain of Faith"] Race for the stars, and achieve super player status!
What if Cirno started randomly speaking French?
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Gensokyo might find it easier to understand her.
What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked?
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Aya would buy the entire stock. Kogasa wouldn't have thought of turning invisble until she got paparazzi'd by Aya, then it occurs to her.
If the stealth camo worked, it would end karakasa world hunger.
EDIT CUZ FORGOT TO ADD QUESTION: What if Marisa became a surprise guest character in SSB4?
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The fandom would rejoice, and ZUN would file a law suit.
UNLEASH YOUR ANNIHILATION OF LOVE!?!?! MASTAAAA SPAAAAAAKKK!!!!!!!!
What if someone made a touhou yaoi doujin?
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What if? Be glad you're blissfully ignorant.
What if Sakuya started a sideshow act in the circus?
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Then Remilia would probably make a profit off of it due to well fate hax.
What if Meiling was actually a more scarier gatekeeper?
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Then the SDM would get a lot less visitors and Meiling would have less friends because of how scary she looks
Scary or not, she's still slacking!
What if we got a Touhou version of Gradius with Reimu as the Vic Viper and Kanako as the villain?
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Everyone, let's start making memes and jokes about what a weak final boss Kanako is!
What if Ran's tails feel hard and rough?
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I wonder what kind of fantasies went into Chen's head when she decided to take naps on them. >.>
What if Maribel and Renko graduated from their University?
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They would have fancy pieces of paper saying how smart they are.
What if it turned out Meiling was only pretending to be asleep and she's actually a really good gatekeeper?
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Still can't keep Marisa out...
What if Food Network sponsered Iron Chef Gensokyo?
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What if it turned out Meiling was only pretending to be asleep and she's actually a really good gatekeeper?
Canonically speaking, Meiling is a VERY light sleeper, and will wake up at the slightest hint something's wrong.
Still can't keep Marisa out...
What if Food Network sponsored Iron Chef Gensokyo?
Hope Rumia doesn't find the taping room.
What if for an April Fool's day joke, Yukari decided to have a Manaphy swap everyone's bodies with another of the same Stage rank. (This makes only her immune)
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Cue Reimu and Marisa's bodies being swapped and a Freaky Friday-esque plot...
And body-swapped Flandre and Koishi going berserk...
What if Star Sapphire quit the Mischievous Fairies?
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Cue Reimu and Marisa's bodies being swapped and a Freaky Friday-esque plot...
And body-swapped Flandre and Koishi going berserk...
What if Star Sapphire quit the Mischievous Fairies?
She could make some money hiring herself out as a motion sensor.
What if Final Fantasy IV X Touhou?
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than we would have to deal with byakuren trying to get us to stop killing all the different monster we encounter
what if a virus turned every human on earth into a youkai
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Then the final boss of the resulting incident will be a Youkai Virus (as in, the virus that turns humans into youkai becomes a youkai itself.) and the Extra Stage boss would be an RNA Youkai.
What if Yukari met Yog Sothoth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yog-Sothoth)?
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Yukari: "Oh it's been so long since I've seen you. How have you been holding up, dear Phantasmic friend? (reminds me of a certain doujin)
What if a new immortal was introduced and happened to be an Earthen Youkai (as in, youkai of dirt, rocks, and the sort)?
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Yukari: "Oh it's been so long since I've seen you. How have you been holding up, dear Phantasmic friend? (reminds me of a certain doujin)
What if a new immortal was introduced and happened to be an Earthen Youkai (as in, youkai of dirt, rocks, and the sort)?
Then we finally have the Four Elements:
Mokou: Fire
Nitori: Water
Aya: Wind
???: Earth
(Note: I COULD compare Touhou to one of the dumbest shows of all time if I added Koishi in here, but I will spare you that horror. *cough* AptainCay AnetPlay
*cough*)
What if Percy Jackson and the Olympians X Touhou?
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Then eastern and western mythologies will have to adjust to each other, and Sanae gets to go to summer camp!
(Because she's the descendant of a god and what not)
What if the Hakurei shrine was turned sideways?
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Seija: Sorry! I was interrupted mid-flip. It's supposed to be upside down!
Reimu: *the most pissed-off expression you can ever imagine*
What if Koishi is secretly a member of the Cthulhu (http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Cthulhu) cult?
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Satori is less surprised than she should be.
What if Suwako's hat was Cthulhu the entire time?
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Then eastern and western mythologies will have to adjust to each other, and Sanae gets to go to summer camp!
(Because she's the descendant of a god and what not)
AAAAAAAND now I have an urge to write a crossover of this. Or at the very least Sanae and Percy meeting in a dream and/or switching places.
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What if Suwako's hat was Cthulhu the entire time?
Don't look into Suwako's hat or you'll end up like Flan! you'll go insane!!
**This also means that Suwako is a cultist.
What if Nue is actually a Shoggoth (http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Shoggoths)?
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Don't look into Suwako's hat or you'll end up like Flan! you'll go insane!!
**This also means that Suwako is a cultist.
What if Nue is actually a Shoggoth (http://lovecraft.wikia.com/wiki/Shoggoths)?
Then someone should have noticed by now if they tried to hug her.
What if Nue is a Duplighost? I have some support for this theory, by the way.
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Reimu: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Hakurei Reimu. She looks just as much a miko as the original. It's disguise is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same as Reimu. Be careful! Wouldn't want to wind up bound by "Evil-Sealing Circle", would you?"
Marisa: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Kirisame Marisa. Hey, she's flying a broom and fires lasers just like the real Ordinary Magician ~ze. It's disguised is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same. Shoot and it'll move. Big time. Get outta the way when the fake brings out a mini-Hakkero ~ze"
Sakuya: "It's a Duplighost that copies the appearance and abilities of an enemy; this time it's copying me. It's disguise is flawless and has as much attack power as myself. If you plan to get out of this alive, you best be cautious; the fake can control time just as well as myself. I wonder how the mistress is doing..."
Youmu: "It's a Duplighost disguised as Konpaku Youmu-san. It looks just as fast as the real servant of Hakugyokurou. It's disguise is pretty much perfect. It's attack power is exactly the same. When you see it draw out its replicas of Hakurouken and Roukanken, get ready to face her--er, my speed.
Yukari: "It's a Duplighost that appears just like me. It may look just as brilliant, but it's nowhere near as mysterious. It appears impeccably like me and has the same attack strength, boundaries and all. Though I did just say it wasn't as smart, it can't be helped if you wind up on the other side of Gensokyo. Don't worry; I'll have fun while you're gone"
What if donations?
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Reimu's diet will improve from dirt to caterpillars.
What if Suwako is the Hakurei God?
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Reimu's diet will improve from dirt to flies, because frogs.
What if Miko bought the Hakurei Shrine?
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Reimu's diet would improve from dirt to... air? Hermits don't eat! >.<
What if Yukari manipulated the boundary between fried tofu and fried chicken?
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Ran's diet will improve from fried tofu to fried chicken.
What if Flandre made Remilia some Hot Kool-Aid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE)?
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Ran's diet will improve from fried tofu to fried chicken.
What if Flandre made Remilia some Hot Kool-Aid (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwTsZHGQ6FE)?
Remi's diet will improve from blood to warm kool-aid
ENOUGH DIET JOKES.
Flandre will get grounded.
What if a Duplighost met Nue?
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It's a Duplighost disguised as Nue Houjuu, who's disguised as a Duplighost! Their disguises are pretty much perfect. It's power is exactly the same as Nue's, who's power is exactly the same as the Duplighost's. Either avoid her/it's UFO attack or don't - they could be danmaku or they could be power ups. Unless they came from Nue, then they're probably pieces of floating wood. Maybe.
What if Meiling started a gate guard labor union?
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Sakuya crushes (After consulting her mistress, of course) it as soon as she learns of its existence.
What if the Three Mischievous Fairies could merge into one Superfairy? (and later merge that fairy with Cirno?)
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a Voltron-esque fairy demon from the pits of Makai.
(That's the quote, right?)
What if Reimu and Marisa played Sburb?
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We'll wind up with time-shenanigans (same as usual), powerful weapons (sounds like usual), super powerful enemies (again, same as usual)--Wait. It'll just be another incident! What I wanna know is how Sburb found its way into Gensokyo...Damn it, Yukari/Rinnosuke!
(Note: I am a fan of Homestuck, btw)
What if Gensokyo got a sudden influx of youkai fashioned from characters in Western fairy tales?
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Then it would be an incident... the incident which forms the plotline of whichever game is the first one released in the West! (One can dream.)
What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?
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Then it would be an incident... the incident which forms the plotline of whichever game is the first one released in the West! (One can dream.)
Why dream when it's real? (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/2014/03/13/at-bitsummit-2014-zun-announced-intention-to-publish-touhou-overseas/)
What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?
Seija is the mastermind.
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What if Seija, Chen, and Yoshika were communists?
Nobody would care, because there are no Americans in Gensokyo! (That, and the capitalist population in Gensokyo is probably too small to be impacted by communists...)
What if Meiling and a Japanese human Gensokyo resident not affiliated with the SDM (Let's just say Mokou for now, to make things interesting, feel free to replace with whoever fits the role better...) did something like this for Keine's class? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7xP5EFThh0)
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Keine "That was nice Meiling and Mokou now sit down before a shoot myself and erase the history of my pain. . .okay, next is Seija, Chen, and Yoshika with their-, Oh God. . ."
What if Komachi and Futo started teaching surfing on the Sanzu River?
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Murasa would go to the Sanzu River to sink everybody.
What if Kokoro were forced to choose a religion on the spot?
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She would choose the religion of the mask, because THE MASK IS LOVE! THE MASK IS LIFE! OBEY THE MASK! SHUN THE NON-BELIEVERS WITH MASKS!
MASKS!!!!!!!
What if Gensokyo was actually a high-school?
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Then Sanae would be one of the most popular girls.
What if ZUN is Scarlet sister's father?
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Then Sanae would be one of the most popular girls.
What if ZUN is Scarlet sister's father?
...Then in that case, who the heck did he marry?
What if Jigoku Shoujo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Girl) X Touhou?
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Former Hell Girl, starring Satori & co.
What if Touhou stopped getting bombarded with crossovers?
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What if Touhou stopped getting bombarded with crossovers?
The anime franchise and the touhou franchise would be both worse off.
I mean, where would we be without Aya Shameimaru: Ace Attorney?
What if Aya was actually holding back all important information from residents of Gensokyo, and the entire newspaper was literally just talking about Suika's drinking habits.
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It's actually a bait-and-switch to throw off Kakashi. Once everyone's thrown away the fake newspapers she'll switch them out for the real ones.
What if Kogasa got in a fight with Tenshi?
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Both sides would be pretty scared.
What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked in MoF?
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Neither Reimu nor Marisa would have realised it.
What if Kasen turns out to be a Tengu?
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What if Nitori's stealth camo actually worked in MoF?
I'm pretty sure that question was already asked like... a page or two ago...
...meh...
What if Kasen turns out to be a Tengu?
Then she'd be a wolf tengu like Momiji, what else could those buns on her head be hiding other than ears?
What if we got a youkai that could manipulate karma?
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We'd have to find some new heroines. Reimu beats up any random person who shows up, and Marisa's just in it to steal stuff!
What if Real Housewives of Gensokyo?
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Nothing would ever get done. Ever.
What if Gensokyo was actually overrun by ninjas, but nobody had ever noticed?
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than gensokyo would host a annual ninja parade
what if Rick and Morty came to gensokyo
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than gensokyo would host a annual ninja parade
what if Rick and Morty came to gensokyo
Well I don't know who Rick is, but Morty would be swarmed by the Prismrivers, being a ghost type Gym Leader and all.
(If you want someone to reply to a specific series, link or name it. Failure to do so leaves this open for debate)
What if Enma Ai and Komachi swapped places? (See my Jigoku Shoujo link from a while back)
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than komachi would get fired after enma did her job better.
(and sense I can't ask the same question again with the links)
what would happen if reimu got a meeseeks box (http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Meeseeks_Box)
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There would be blue people stealing everybody's money.
What if Mokou got the Death Note (http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Note_(object))?
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There would be blue people stealing everybody's money.
What if Mokou got the Death Note (http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Note_(object))?
...Well, I know whose name is going in there first...
What if Komachi met Ryuk?
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...Well, I know whose name is going in there first...
What if Komachi met Ryuk?
Depends - Does Komachi share Ryuk's love for apples?
What if Flandre discovered Dark Souls?
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She would think her Hand of Destruction can effect people in video games, but then end up destroying the computer, forcing the SDM to get a new computer from rinnsuke. Then Flandre would play the game, and be good at it, because Flandre is more scary than Dark Soul's Scary Difficultly.
And we all know, the more scary you are in Gensokyo, the higher chance you'll win!
....Or she would suck at the game and end up destroying the SDM in her rage.
What if Gensokyo had a TF2 Tournament (The Kochiya's are organizing it.)?
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Kaguya wins, and Mokou finishes second from the sheer effort to beat Kaguya that lifted her to the finals.
What if Kagerou had a pet wolf?
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Double the difficulty - She would be
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-72iB5bU31O4/TcCcI_jglRI/AAAAAAAAALU/VZG423DhQ20/s1600/men+in+black+sunglasses.gif)a double dealing character
What if Cirno was secretly a fire fairy
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Wow, she really IS dumb...
What if The Happy Mask Salesman (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Mask_Salesman) were Hata no Kokoro in disguise?
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You would look up into the sky...at the red moon, a winged silhouette barely visible upon it over the ominous mansion in the center of town...
Slowly the moon would draw closer, threatening the whole world, the silhouette seemingly calling it down...
And as the world darkened, the shadow calling the moon would call out to you, and all you could think of was the soft laugh and the unflinching face of the one who sent you on this quest, who uttered the same words what felt like an eternity ago, but was in reality only three days...
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
...Or Kokoro would send you on a long subquest to trade masks and stuff to get her more masks. What a manipulative little...
Plus, it sort of makes sense. The mask salesman's emotions are kinda mixed up. Happy, angry, sad...so I guess Kokoro would become more expressive at the expense of becoming bipolar and rarely able to have her upper and lower face exactly match the emotion she's trying to convey. If the other way around, then Kokoro really had everyone fooled by not showing her face's emotion. But which form is Kokoro's real form? Salesman or menreiki? Who knows...
What if Reimu wasn't Shinto all along, she was actually a pastafarian?
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She only complains that she never has rice. She never said anything about pasta.
What if Seija had a pet cat?
I really hope somebody posts what I think they'll post
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What if Seija had a pet cat?
I really hope somebody posts what I think they'll post
She'd flip her room, bringing the almighty Ceiling Cat into existence.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Ceiling_cat_no_text.gif)
What if Reimu and Sanae's armpits were glued together in the night?
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Since the existence of a Miko is tied to her armpits the two would fuse together to become
SaMuRei the absolute strongest being in Gensokyo, capable of charming everyone with her ultimate exposure of armpit.
This is obviously an incident and Suwako, Byakuren, Miko and Mima set out to resolve it. On their way they travel to Mayohiga to consult Yukari ("consulting" meaning having a Danmaku battle with) to then be sent to the newly created Tower of Miko where the culprit resides. While going up the tower Rinnosuke and Unzan who are completely out of their mind get in their way and have to be disposed of. (Genji would have come too, but he was too slow and missed the entire event.)
At the top the battle of the century takes place with Kanako showing up as a last ditch effort, bringing dissolvant for the glue with her.
Extra stage is the perpetrator who glued the two together.
What if Aya discovered the wonders of movie-recording technology?
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Bunbunmaru
tabloid newspaper now available in .avi format. Or Gensokyo would get a news channel.
What if Remilia discovered that a man is in fact not a miserable pile of secrets?
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Then we'll never get Koumajou Densetsu 3.
What if the next Touhou game was released in America?
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What if Remilia discovered that a man is in fact not a miserable pile of secrets?
She really wouldn't care as she's only imitating Vlad Tepes in the first place and proceed to keep spouting off that line.
What if Reimu and Mega Man switched places?
(I saw someone SHIPPING these two!)
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Then we'll never get Gensou Rondo 3.
What if the next Touhou game was released in America?
(pointing this post out since it got missed)
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(pointing this post out since it got missed)
Blame my page problems, I'll answer that one and reiterate the same question.
We won't need English patches anymore and people will probably buy the games for once.
What if Reimu and Megaman switched places?
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Reimu confirmed for SSB4. Link, you've been replaced.
What if the next official Touhou game after 14.3 was a racing game?
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Those playing as Aya would win 99.9% of the time...
What if Utsuho could overload herself with nuclear energy?
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What if Utsuho could overload herself with nuclear energy?
The blast would be so powerful, it'd even destroy the real world.
What if Touhou was bought by Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo? (who would most likely buy it, and what would happen?)
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Nintendo, and they would immediately make it a saturday morning cartoon.
What if touhou became a saturday morning cartoon?
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What if touhou became a saturday morning cartoon?
They'd bowdlerize literally everything, renaming Reimu Pocky, and Mamizou Rocky, (wait, what?)
Well, they'd replace most religion with nothing, turn Reimu's ofuda into magic cards, her gohei into a wand, and Alice would be renamed Alyssa, because hipsters.
Then, everyone who's ever played Touhou would commit mass suicide, (not including the idiots who review the Touhou mod for Minecraft and call it anime) which sadly includes my father, too.
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They'd bowdlerize literally everything, renaming Reimu Pocky, and Mamizou Rocky, (wait, what?)
Well, they'd replace most religion with nothing, turn Reimu's ofuda into magic cards, her gohei into a wand, and Alice would be renamed Alyssa, because hipsters.
Then, everyone who's ever played Touhou would commit mass suicide, (not including the idiots who review the Touhou mod for Minecraft and call it anime) which sadly includes my father, too.
Oops, sorry for not asking a question.
What if Sony bought Touhou?
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I'd stop being a fan.
What if Bethesda bought Touhou?
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Bethesda, Maryland? I guess we'd get "Mikos of the Traveing Hats".
What if Yukari began distributing her memoirs?
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Bethesda, Maryland? I guess we'd get "Mikos of the Traveing Hats".
What if Yukari began distributing her memoirs?
Well, she set a record of "longest book."
What if Seija randomly wound up in Pokemon?
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A wild Baka appears
"GO, SEIJA"
*Seija appears out of pokeball*
What will you do? [Attack]
Seija uses Trick Room
Seija "flipped" the dimensions!
Baka uses splash, but nothing happened
What will you do? [Attack]
Seija uses ReverseHeirarchy
Critical hit!
It was super-effective!
The opposing Baka fainted.
You drop Y5300 and white-out.
"Kya-ha-ha-ha!"
What if Sakuya and Hayate (http://"http://hayatenogotoku.wikia.com/wiki/Hayate_Ayasaki") had a servant-off?
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I'd say it'll be draw, unless Sakuya can use her time stop abillities.
What if Marisa has split personally and her evil side forces her to steal books as well as girls hearts and spark everything that moves and her good side is way too weak to do anything and only watches hopelessy as Marisa lusts on her "borrowed" treasures?
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A wild Baka appears
"GO, SEIJA"
*Seija appears out of pokeball*
What will you do? [Attack]
Seija uses Trick Room
Seija "flipped" the dimensions!
Baka uses splash, but nothing happened
What will you do? [Attack]
Seija uses ReverseHeirarchy
Critical hit!
It was super-effective!
The opposing Baka fainted.
You drop Y5300 and white-out.
"Kya-ha-ha-ha!"
Alternatively, there's that one guy who flipped type matchups in his battle.
I'd say it'll be draw, unless Sakuya can use her time stop abillities.
What if Marisa has split personally and her evil side forces her to steal books as well as girls hearts and spark everything that moves and her good side is way too weak to do anything and only watches hopelessy as Marisa lusts on her "borrowed" treasures?
Then what's the point of having that good side?
What if Seija wound up in Antichamber?
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Sorry, late to the party.
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She'd flip the difficulty of the game and make it ridiculously easy.
What if Zun and Pixel mad a game together?
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We'd get a hybrid platformer/danmaku game where there will be six stages, and even numbered stages play like a Touhou game while odd-numbered stages play like Cave Story, the extra stage combines elements from both. The plot would be that a mysterious floating island appears over Gensokyo and Reimu and Marisa go to investigate. It ultimately ends up with Reimu and Marisa teaming up with Quote and Curly from Cave Story to fight a resurrected Doctor. (in which a bored Yukari and Yuyuko may or may not have been involved with...)
The stage bosses would be:
Stage 1 - Cirno
Stage 2 - Sanae (Because the Moirya shrine has to stick it's nose where it doesn't belong...)
Stage 3 - Misery*
Stage 4 - either Tenshi or Iku (Since the island is floating pretty high, it should draw some attention from Bhava-agra...)
Stage 5 - The Island Core* (Danmaku variant, to make it even harder...)
Stage 6 - The Doctor*
Extra Stage - Ikachan* ('cause why the hell not?)
*originates from one of Pixel's games.
ZUN and Pixel would also do a joint music score, which would lead to some interesting tracks.
Pixel would make the dialogue art/mugshots, since we all know ZUN art is "the best" art...
What if we got a Youkai based off Charybdis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charybdis)?
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Then Murasa would have competition in the ship sinking department.
What if Touhou was actually a magic girl game?
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What if Touhou was actually a magic girl game?
Well, it essentially would stay the same, having magic, girls, magical girls, making friends by beating up each other, only like one important guy, and kaboomities. Pretty much magical girl.
What if Rinnosuke liked to danmaku?
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The player would be incapable of dodging, or even moving, due to the character's infatuation with Rinnosuke's unique ability to be male.
What if Suika loved vodka?
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What if Suika loved vodka?
Then she'd destroy the great barrier all by herself (for vodka of course)
What if Touhou was an anime?
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Then she'd destroy the great barrier all by herself (for vodka of course)
What if Touhou was an anime?
It would be the most watched, most incredible, most spectacular, most insane, most dark, most light, most Hakurei, most Kirisame anime ever created. Yes, I realise that some of those were not adjectives.
What if Nitori invented a pot noodle?
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What if Touhou was an anime?
Well, on the Sliding Scale of Anime Obscurity, it would be either a 0 or a 1.
...Probably a 1.
0, after all, is stuff like Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Dragonball Z. While this series is certainly popular, it's not that popular.
I'm not going to ask a question because the guy above me did first and I'm not answering his.
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What if Nitori invented a pot noodle?
It'd be called Hi-Kappa Good Noodle, would be amazing and tasty, contain its own boiling water, have a turtleshell-shaped cup, confer awesome danmaku powers, and give away free spellcards from inside. It'd also be totally waterproof.
What if everyone in the real world could fly and danmaku?
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Cons would be much more interesting.
What if Koji Kondo wound up writing the next Touhou soundtrack instead of ZUN? (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time & Majora's Mask are two big examples of Koji Kondo's work)
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Then our music would be so bad ass that people would be jamming it on Youtube of course we gotta think of NINTENDO!!!!
What if Sakuya could talk to animals?
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Kasen: *looks at Sakuya* She took our job!
Satori: She took our job!
Kasen: She took our JOB!
Satori: SHE TOOK OUR JOB!
Kasen: SHE. TOOK. OUR. JOB!
Satori: TOOKURJERB!
Kasen: DIRKADUR! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik)
...
yeah...
What if all the bosses in SA swapped stage order? (What I mean by that is: Koishi is the first stage boss, Utsuho is the second stage boss, Orin is the third stage boss, etc.)?
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Then everybody would be raging due to Koishi.... MAYBE but wouldn't that make either Satori or Parsee the 6th stage boss and Yamame the extra stage boss?
What if we got a kraken yokai?
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The next time a religious feud happens, KANAKO will use it as the Moriya's secret weapon.
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN (youkai)!!!!!"
What if Seija flipped you the bird?
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What if Seija flipped you the bird?
Well, what do you do with an upside-down Mystia?
What do you do with an upside-down Mystia?
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You feed Yuyuko to her.
What if Yuuka took the place of the Lorax in the Dr. Seuss book?
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You feed Yuyuko to her.
What if Yuuka took the place of the Lorax in the Dr. Seuss book?
The book will be over after the first attack on the Truffleluff trees, when she brutally murdered everybody.
What if Touhou Project X SCP Foundation?
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What if Touhou Project X SCP Foundation?
Hasn't the Great Hakurei Border already done the job for us?
What if the Touhous decided to take over the outside world?
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We will all die...of chen's real-life cuteness that is.
What if Sariel made her own brand of cereal?
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It would simply be named Sariel, for that name sounds similar to cereal. The primary ingredient is anthrax.
What if the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood was Kagerou the whole time?
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What if the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood was Kagerou the whole time?
The little girl in question would be Reimu, and the heroic hunter would be Marisa.
What if my little sister was Reimu in disguise?
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You better stop picking on that girl...
What if Seija/Yukari/Kanako flipped/manipulated the border of/Moriya Shrined spinoffs and main series games?
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It'd be a lot more mainstream, being mainly composed of fighters.
(P.S. I'm very nice to my sister.)
What if Nitori ate shirikodamas?
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That's why she acts so nice to humans... it's a trap to steal their soul balls!
What if Nitori ate kedamas?
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What if Nitori ate kedamas?
That's why she acts so nice to player characters... it's a trap to steal their fuzz balls!
What if I could danmaku, fly on my own power, and use spell cards, and no one else could?
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Then you would be a lucky bastard and everything else, in both Gensokyo and this world, would envy you...
Especially Parsee...
paruparuparuparuparu...
What if Parsee woke up one day and wasn't jealous of anything?
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What if Parsee woke up one day and wasn't jealous of anything?
She'd immediately become envious of herself for not being envious at all.
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What if the previous poster remembered to ask a question?
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What if the previous poster remembered to ask a question?
Then you would have answered it.
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What if bucket lolis?
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Earth spiders are sure to follow.
What if Yuugi actually owns a bar and it was just never mentioned in canon?
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Everyone who visits becomes repeat customer since her sake turns people into Oni.
What if Seija stole the precious thing?
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What if Seija stole the precious thing?
IOSYS's third good song.
What if Okuus?
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Then Orins.
What if Orins?
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Traffic accidents.
What if, Hina got dizzy?
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She'd stop spinning, causing the Earth to stop spinning, creating an endless night, creating Touhou 15.14159 ~ Non-Perishable Day.
What if Koishi's hat stopped being her friend?
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What if Koishi's hat stopped being her friend?
Like the Meet the Robinsons movie, but with less inventions and more danmaku and timehax and gaphax.
What if there was a Touhou theme park?
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Like the Meet the Robinsons movie, but with less inventions and more danmaku and timehax and gaphax.
What if there was a Touhou theme park?
I'm pretty sure this one was asked back in Volume 7.
What if Sejia in VVVVVV?
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I don't get it, so I'll give the simple answer of "shit's gettin' flipped, yo"
What if a metal band formed in Gensokyo that DIDN'T have Mystia or Kyouko?
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What if a metal band formed in Gensokyo that DIDN'T have Mystia or Kyouko?
Robo-Prismriver.
What if the Yukkurangers were canon?
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I don't get it, so I'll give the simple answer of "shit's gettin' flipped, yo"
*sighs*
VVVVVV is a game where you flip gravity and platform. And that's it. It's a puzzle platformer.
...HENCE Sejia.
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I guess I'm taking the top "What if?"
The only think I can fit to be known with this will have to be Sanae's love for robots and aliens. . .
What if Yukari created another dimension by having Kagerou cosplay as Keine?
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What if Yukari created another dimension by having Kagerou cosplay as Keine?
Yuyuko would counter it by having Keine cosplay as Kagerou.
What if the Touhous (all of them) randomly appeared outside of my house?
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The entire Touhou fanbase would find out where you live and flock to your hometown.
What if Yamame became a Yama?
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Then everyone would keep calling her "Hey, Yama-yama!"
...then she would suddenly turn into a llama and be called "Yama-Llama-Yama" and she would not be able to live it down
...oh wait, she's in a cave. She'll live down there >u<
What if Seija decided to reverse all the borders (ALL OF THEM)?
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What if Seija decided to reverse all the borders (ALL OF THEM)?
Touhous would randomly start wandering into our world.
What if Zun art was good?
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Then Alphes art would be horrible.
What if Reimu and Sanae switched shrines for a week?
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Then Alphes art would be horrible.
What if Reimu and Sanae switched shrines for a week?
Reimu clearly has the better deal, since Sanae could probably help her out quite a bit and the Moriya goddesses will keep her from screwing up.
What if Touhou X Shadowgate?
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What if Touhou X Shadowgate?
First official Mac release.
What if Zun decided to release Touhou on Mac too?
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People would complain that the quality of the games has decreased, even though it didn't. Pretty much the same thing that happens anytime a series tries something new.
Lookin' at you, Pokemon fans
What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?
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People would complain that the quality of the games has decreased, even though it didn't. Pretty much the same thing that happens anytime a series tries something new. Lookin' at you, Pokemon fans
What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?
Then nobody would need them (what has pokemon battling ever solved, apart from the destruction of evil teams), as danmaku already exists to solve all disputes/crimes/incidents.
What if, if pokemon had indeed started entering Gensokyo, Nazrin finds a wild (possibly rabid) Pikachu?
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What if Pokemon started entering Gensokyo?
There's already a fic about that. (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8862808/1/Monsters-In-Paradise)
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What if, if pokemon had indeed started entering Gensokyo, Nazrin finds a wild (possibly rabid) Pikachu?
"Naz" sounds close enough to "Ash" right? meaning she'd never win, even with massive type advantages
What if Seija started flipping the sizes of people? (i.e. Kanako is now Suika-sized and vice versa)
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What if Seija started flipping the sizes of people? (i.e. Kanako is now Suika-sized and vice versa)
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110801164955/touhou/images/e/e6/Mine_Now%21.jpg)
Like this?
What if Zun's wife was really Aya in disguise?
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That would explain why she's always in his fanworks and is pretty much a Zun 1.5 XD
Also, he would be her notepad
What if there was Touhou Pinball?
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What if there was Touhou Pinball?
The balls would be kedama, and you'd fight against Yukari.
What if Awesome Yukurri's? [sic]
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Implying that yukkuris aren't already awesome.
What if we had a Touhou Baseball?
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Implying that yukkuris aren't already awesome.
What if we had a Touhou Baseball?
...The game would go on forever unless Yukari revoked people's flight for the duration of the game.
What if the Touhou cast went up against the Mario cast in a game of baseball? NO FLIGHT.
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What if the Touhou cast went up against the Mario cast in a game of baseball? NO FLIGHT.
Teruyo would prove herself as the better pretty, pink, badass princess.
What if Touhou Football?
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Teruyo would prove herself as the better pretty, pink, badass princess.
What if Touhou Football?
...CAREFUL~ I could have gone for the cop-out and brought up Touhou Soccer.
I won't.
Suika wins. Easily. All on her lonesome.
What if the Touhou cast had Nobodies?
(Not actually my question, this was given to me by Haseokingoflight on Youtube, who commented on me "Giving them a nightmarish image of Marluxia with huge boobs" after I pointed out the similarities between him and Komachi, ESPECIALLY how he fights in Chain of Memories.)
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Well then Gensokyo would be screwed because the appearance of Nobodies means Darkness is around...and that means EXRumia!
Then Marisa and Sora would team up (why no Reimu? Too lazy XD)
What if the next Touhou game was like a Disney story?
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"Sakuyarella" - the story of a young woman who is abused by her mistress. Conclusion - she likes it, so they all live happily ever after.
"Letty Whiterock and the Nine Kobitos" - the evil Akis are jealous of Letty's (slightly) larger fanbase. They send a youkai exterminator to beat her up. Conclusion - Spring comes, so Letty dissappears half way through the story.
"The Rebellious Mermaid" - Wakasagihme decides to leave the Misty Lake and explore Gensokyo. Conclusion - Wakasagihme gets beat up by a miko/witch/maid before she leaves stage 1.
"Gyro-Frozen" - The strongest fairy must leave Gensokyo lest she lose control of her mysterious power. Conclusion - She learns the true meaning of love... through a series of danmaku battles.
"The Hermit King" - After the Taoists lost the popularity wars, Futo fled Gensokyo and met air of eccentric outsiders. Conclusion - Nobody in Gensokyo notices, but the fanbase weeps for years.
What if Mokou and Kaguya replaced the gym leaders in Saffron City? (Pokemon)
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What if Mokou and Kaguya replaced the gym leaders in Saffron City? (Pokemon)
Pok?mon battle to the DEATH!
What if Reimu was actually the Hakurei Deity?
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She still wouldn't receive any donations.
What if the next game had a PC-98 character, but it was the Five Magical Stones?
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All the Mima fans (me included) would be "The Stones are in 15, Mima confirmed for Touhou 16!" We'd probably be wrong.
What if industrial metal became a thing in Touhou? (Rammstein, Eisbrecher, etc.)
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Cue Mystia, the Prismrivers, Raiko, and that-one-sound-related-youkai-from-the-Myoren-Temple-who's-name-escapes-me getting together and doing a cover of Du Hast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYG8l3-15E).
What if Mima and Patchouli got together and started a school that educated people in the arcane arts?
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Marisa,Alice, and Yumemi will be banned for obvious reasons while everyone else gets a clean state in learning about Pajamas,PC-98 canon, and Magic from useless Grimoires they don't use anymore.
What if Benben met with Ben Drowned? :3
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BENBEN DROWNED
YOURTURNSISTER
What if Windows Marisa turns out to have been Mima in disguise this whole time?
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What if Windows Marisa turns out to have been Mima in disguise this whole time?
It'd somehow make the Mimites even worse, despite Windows! Marisa acting and basically being the same as Mima in personality, cosmosality, and magicality.
What if Yuyukirby?
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091121193335/yukkuri/images/f/f4/Yuuby.png)
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Then this fangame (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,14801.0.html) but with Yuyukirby instead of Yuyuko. (Which reminds me, I should probably take that project off hiatus and resume work on it soon...)
What if Eirin started an shady new illegal drug cartel?
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What if Eirin started a shady new illegal drug cartel?
She'd deal exclusively in methamphetamine.
Suppositories.
What if Yuyuko of the Netherworld (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,14801.0.html) didn't control like crap and had smaller hitboxes? (Bad, slow flying and an unwieldy hitbox are the most obvious problems I noticed while playing. Generally fun though.)
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It would probably be easier?
What if Seija flipped MoTK over?
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Then it would be "Kaleidoscopes of the Maiden" - a website for pretty refractive tools manufactured by hand.
What if Keine discovered Legacy of Kain (especially the plot).
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What if Keine discovered Legacy of Kain (especially the plot).
This:
Legacy of Keine
The series takes place in the fictional land of Gensokyo?a bright, Japanese fantasy setting?and revolves around the half-hakutaku Keine Kamishirasawa's quest to defy her fate of only appearing in three official games and restore balance to the timeline. Legacy of Keine: Loup-Garou Lady introduced another antihero protagonist, the werewolf Kagerou Imaizumi; the adventures of both characters culminate in Legacy of Keine: Half Beasts' Conversion. Themes of teaching, hairiness, life, Team ⑨, and CAVING recur in the storyline, which was inspired by Japanese literature, science fiction, house-shaped hats and Shintoism. The Legacy of Keine games have enjoyed critical success in the indie scene, particularly receiving praise for its high-quality music and writing, and, as a whole, had sold over 3.5 million copies as of 2007.
What if http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com (TriforceBun) discovered Touhou?
Also, how 2 name links?
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I would imagine it'd be similar to Walfas, only the Nintendo gang would be able to visit every-so-often
...although, this (http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2011/03/30/322-cocoon-academy-part-10/) looks like it may have a certain eyeball tank in a panel...
Also, to make a named link, you type [ u r l = (link) ] (name you want to give it) [ / u r l ]
What if no-one in Gensokyo could fly? (except 2hus like Mystica, Wriggle and Yukari, the first 2 who have wings and the latter who can use their natural power to create their own seat). This includes Reimu, but Marisa can still use her broom
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What if no-one in Gensokyo could fly? (except 2hus like Mystica, Wriggle and Yukari, the first 2 who have wings and the latter who can use their natural power to create their own seat). This includes Reimu, but Marisa can still use her broom
Basically Guwange, it being a Japanese-themed run-and-gun shooter by Cave.
What if Touhou Zelda based on A Link Between Worlds?
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This includes Reimu, but Marisa can still use her broom
I would like to point out an error. I'm pretty sure it was canonically stated somewhere that Marisa's broom has no special properties, and she can in fact do it with any broom. This makes it part of the "flight power", and as such nullified as well.
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I would like to point out an error. I'm pretty sure it was canonically stated somewhere that Marisa's broom has no special properties, and she can in fact do it with any broom. This makes it part of the "flight power", and as such nullified as well.
Hmm...this is true, though what traditional western-looking witch is without her flying broom? But your point is still true
Basically Guwange, it being a Japanese-themed run-and-gun shooter by Cave.
What if Touhou Zelda based on A Link Between Worlds?
It would take place in So-Kyogen, where Sakuya is the hero/maidbutler-in-training Link, Zelda's the Dead Princess Remilia (would that make Impa Patchouli?), the witch apprentice is obviously ordinary Marisa and Ravio would be Yumeko dressed up as Kogasa (surprise!)
What if Rika got a modern appearance? (Sorry Mima. Rika's my fave)
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Hmm...this is true, though what traditional western-looking witch is without her flying broom? But your point is still true
Which is exactly why Marisa does it, best I can tell. Same for her getup. She likes looking the stereotype.
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Either the fandom would rejoice if official (PC-98 appearance!) or they would brush it off if fandom (cause we already have an Alphes lookalike, and nobody needs a ZUNart lookalike).
What if all the shikigami rebelled?
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We get another game with Yukari as a playable character.
I dunno if this idea hasn't been entertained before, but what if the PC-98 games were set in the distant past and the Reimu and Marisa of the Windows games are reincarnations of their PC-98 selves?
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That explains why PC-98 Reimu never bugs people for donations.
What if the plot of Touhou has been moving backwards the whole time? (DDC -> HM -> TD -> so on until HRtP)
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That explains why PC-98 Reimu never bugs people for donations.
What if the plot of Touhou has been moving backwards the whole time? (DDC -> HM -> TD -> so on until HRtP)
Then everyone must be TIME TRAVELERS, since several games reference earlier ones (Alice knows Reimu in 7, Kanako is responsible for Utsuho in 11, Sanae fights alongside Reimu after 10...)
What if Eggman and Wily invaded Gensokyo?
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...although, this(used to be link) looks like it may have a certain eyeball tank in a panel...
Just a quick thing. (http://i.imgur.com/spDCLYe.jpg/) The characters are different, one on the right is from Kirby and was in the comic in question. This is one of the very, very few (if any others even exist) pictures involving the two together. They're also not as fancy. I just felt like I should point this out.
So as to not derail, they might get out-science'd by Yumemi or Nitori. Or Yumemi might team up with them for a big comeback. She did build a robot maid, so three robot makers invading Gensokyo. That would be interesting. And Yumemi would probably be annoyed by Eggman's bumbling (unless it's Robotnik, who is superior and not generally as bumbling). Either way, Aya and Utsuho would probably dye themselves blue and call themselves the Blue Blur and the Blue Bomber (because nuclear explosions) and go beat the transdimensional scientists up.
What if Orks bring a Waaaaaagh!! to Gensokyo? Especially Former Hell?
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What if Orks bring a Waaaaaagh!! to Gensokyo? Especially Former Hell?
Suika and Yuugi invade and kill everyone hold moar parties get drunk as ass.
What if Zun's wife was actually Shameimaru? (Have we even really seen her ears?)
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Then she'd be a woman scorned, 'cause I don't think Aya has been getting that much attention lately. :V
What if someone actually dragged Remilia over to Castlevania's Dracula and asked "is she in any way related to you by blood?"
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Remilia's lies would crash and burn. She's still pretty cool, though.
What if Touhou got a Kill La Kill crossover that didn't star Seija?
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Seija would get so mad, she'd flip
*shot*
What if spellcard rules became trap card rules?
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Then everyone would have to be more careful in danmaku battles (That, and nasty surprises everywhere!)
What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?
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Then everyone would have to be more careful in danmaku battles (That, and nasty surprises everywhere!)
What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?
> Talk about the incident
> Talk about Yu-Gi-Oh
"Screw the laws of physics, I have sake!"
"WHOA! Her backwards long jump not even stop!"
Actual quotes from Touhou Mother that seemed relevant.
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(What if reminder...)
What if Chen made an intsagram account?
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(What if reminder...)
What if Chen made an intsagram account?
(What if that wasn't an answer, and as such, I had no business asking a what if)
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(So wait? does that mean mine wasn't answered, because I thought you made an answer too...)
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What if Chen made an Instagram account?
It'd immediately be replaced by its awesomer successor, Chenstagram. Now with googolplex% more CHEEEEEEEEN!
What if Ran became a film star in the outside world?
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(So wait? does that mean mine wasn't answered, because I thought you made an answer too...)
That was about my response. That wasn't an answer, that was quotes that seemed relevant.
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What if Yuugi started a line of Yuugi-o' cards?
It would branch off into an anime, centered around a high schooler named "Yuugi" who finds one of nine ancient, magical artifacts: the millenial sake dish.
What if Ran became a film star in the outside world?
She'd star in the movie "Magic Mari", where she'd play... actually, it might be best not to go into detail on that one.
What if all the posts started with an answer to a previous what if question, and ended with a new what if question?
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Cybeast might stop posting here
What if ZUN delayed Touhou 14.5's release at the last second?
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Cybeast might stop posting here
Oh shut up, I give proper answers too, ya know. Sometimes I don't have one, though, so I leave those posts.
What if ZUN delayed Touhou 14.5's release at the last second?
I'm sure SOME people would be understanding...
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No new What If? I'll go then.
What if Yukari was voiced by Sayaka Ohara?
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People would...react...differently?
What if Mima adopted Ruukoto?
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Then Ruukuto too would lose whatever small chance she had at appearing in a future game.
What if Ran and Chen had a Freaky Friday?
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What if Ran and Chen had a Freaky Friday?
(beat)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
What if Yukari and Maribel were the same person?
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That'd be a whole lot of theories confirmed for certain people.
I'll just drop the subtleties, what if Yukari and Beatrice (Umineko) decided to be friends?
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Anything involving Yukari making a new friend is bound to lead to massive trolling of other Gensokyo residents.
What if mecha became a thing in Gensokyo?
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Before someone answers that, are we talking about Super Robot or Real Robot?
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Before someone answers that, are we talking about Super Robot or Real Robot?
(I don't think it really matters, a mecha's a mecha. Besides, I think it's up to the answerer's interpretation.)
Then giant danmaku-shooting mechas (http://youtu.be/LES0bAg0dBk?t=2m10s).
What if Sahaquiel (From Evangelion 2.0) fell on (http://youtu.be/v-mZ_XMEoTU?t=2m) Gensokyo? (sorry about spanish subtitles in the clip, It was the only good clip I could find.)
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What if Sahaquiel (From Evangelion 2.0) fell on (http://youtu.be/v-mZ_XMEoTU?t=2m) Gensokyo? (sorry about spanish subtitles in the clip, It was the only good clip I could find.)
Everyone drowns in blood.
What if Reimu was a Yamato Nadeshiko?
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(Insert the one you're pairing her with) would be the one doing all the hard work instead. :V
What if Sonia Belmont ended up in Gensokyo due to IGA's retconning of Castlevania Legends?
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Remilia's days just got a whole lot more interesting.
What if Remilia's been lying about her age and is actually the younger sister?
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What if Remilia's been lying about her age and is actually the younger sister?
Remi. Basement. NOW.
What if Reimu and Genji were a mated couple?
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Then their child would be... be... OH GOD MY BRAIN
I... I... ohh... why...?
Urgh... What... ah, what if the red and blue truths from Umineko were usable in Gensokyo?
Ugh, why did I just mentally scar myself?
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The origins of the scar came from it being "Why did I just mentally scar myself" to "What if this mental scar never goes away?"
As for the truths, since I have no clue what they are and have never seen Umineko, I'm guessing that with all things entering Gensokyo from other series, chaos would ensue.
What if Power Rangers in Gensokyo?
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What if Power Rangers in Gensokyo?
This. (http://www.donmai.us/posts/785401?tags=colonel__aki) Warning, Danbooru.
What if Unzan and Ichirin were lovers?
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^
(Link to the page, danbooru blocks image hotlinking. If it's visible on your end, it's your cache.)
Thankfully this time it's much less scarring...somehow. Anyway, "SMOKING HOT SEX" jokes all over the place. :V
What if Raiko was a Smooth Criminal? :V
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Raiko Jackson would strike again. Hide yer lolis!
What if Raiko joined Choujuu Gigaku?
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Now I believe they're just a bassist short of being a full-fledged rock band.
What if Twitch plays Touhou?
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We would lose all of the lives within 30 seconds.
What if danmaku sandwiches?
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Yuyuko wins
What if Kanako sandwiches?
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What if Raiko joined Choujuu Gigaku?
Is it still too late to gouge out my ears?
What if Youmu was the child of Yuyuko and Youki?
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What if Youmu was the child of Yuyuko and Youki?
BAD ANSWER GIVEN.
ILLEGAL OPERATION.
I'm not in the mood to answer, but I will point out you being sniped.
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I will in turn point out that you're supposed to put a "what if?" question at the end of your post
What if Miko opened a night club under the Hakurei Shrine?
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What if Miko opened a night club under the Hakurei Shrine?
Dance Sign - "Rave in the Divine Spirit Mausoleum"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, go watch Spaztique's (http://m.youtube.com/user/Spaztique) videos.
What if Sokrates was Ellen's husband?
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The world would implode upon itself.
What if Hazama was Yuuka's husband?
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I will in turn point out that you're supposed to put a "what if?" question at the end of your post
I will say ONCE AGAIN I didn't because I was pointing out a discrepancy!
What if Kanako sandwiches?
Has not been answered yet.
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I will say ONCE AGAIN I didn't because I was pointing out a discrepancy!
Has not been answered yet.
Ignoring you because no what if question again
The world would implode upon itself.
What if Hazama was Yuuka's husband?
It'd be the most dysfunctionally functional relationship to ever exist in the history of nonman.
What if Marisa had to be a shrine maiden for a month?
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People would be "giving" lots of donations for that month. Not necessarily cash, though.
What if Reimu became a thieving witch for a month?
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What if Reimu became a thieving witch for a month?
IOSYS would finally have another good song.
(What if Kanako sandwiches)
They would be delicious.
What if I somehow entered Gensokyo and eventually got married to Reimu?
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Ignoring you because no what if question again
I'M NOT ASKING A WHAT IF QUESTION BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE'S HAS GONE UNANSWERED!
(What if Kanako sandwiches)
They would be delicious.
THANK YOU!
What if I somehow entered Gensokyo and eventually got married to Reimu?
You lucky bastard.
What if Touhou X Xiaolin Showdown?
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What if Touhou X Xiaolin Showdown?
Wasn't this question already asked?
Oh well...
Then Meiling goes on a quest for the Shen Gong Wu. While fighting off Jack Spicer Nitori, who is also after them for Kanako god knows why...
What if all the Cybeast710-related chaos today was caused by Remilia fate-hax?
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Then Reimu better be gohei-spanking that kid post-haste.
What if Kyouko got into death metal?
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What if all the Cybeast710-related chaos today was caused by Remilia fate-hax?
You realize that I was not the cause of the chaos. The cause of the chaos were the people who didn't realize there was an unanswered what if floating around.
Then Reimu better be gohei-spanking that kid post-haste.
What if Kyouko got into death metal?
A: That's mean.
B: PLEASE, NO.
What if I could remember the questions I have asked so I didn't ask that repeat?
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The odds of people noticing you repeating questions would drastically decrease.
What if Aya was bribed to lose a race to Cirno?
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Aya would then fake her own death, paint her hair white, and continue to invade privacy as a false ghost.
What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards
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What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards
Series name change to Yuugi-Oh
What if everyone in Gensokyo was happy gay?
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Parsee and Seija would cause a incident, being the only tw who are unhappy with all the happy gayness.
What if Utsuho got cancer?
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What if Touhou based its gameplay off of trading cards
This isn't an answer (again), but here's what might have been... (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/18592227/touhou-project-ft-gs-system)
What if Utsuho got cancer?
...What cells are dividing exactly? If they're in any way related to her power, she is now QUITE LITERALLY A WALKING NUCLEAR BOMB.
What if the link above had gone through...
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Then we would have seen the contents.
What if Yamame became a Spiderman-esque antihero?
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Then we would have seen the contents.
What if Yamame became a Spiderman-esque antihero?
Then UFOSanaeA would save the day.
This isn't an answer (again), but here's what might have been... (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/18592227/touhou-project-ft-gs-system)
No, no, what I meant was trading card games, as in Touhou was an anime series bent off of advertising trading cards.
What if CAVE had to take over the Touhou franchise but was required to still emphasize looks over difficulty in the attacks?
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Given I don't know who CAVE is, this is a complete shot in the dark. It'd be a challenge and a drastic change in style for CAVE?
What if we already had an English patch for ISC?
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What if we already had an English patch for ISC?
We'd know what all the item descriptions and achievements really are.
What if you lived in Gensokyo, and had to get married to a Touhou? (Answer which one and why.)
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We'd know what all the item descriptions and achievements really are.
What if you lived in Gensokyo, and had to get married to a Touhou? (Answer which one and why.)
I'd likely get married to Marisa because personality, IDGAF attitude, and the fact that she's an all-powerful witch who would likely protect her hubby in any way possible (In the implication that the 2hu we're getting married to cares deeply for us to begin with). =w= I like the idea of a laser cannon sentry with a lovable personality.
What if we had a Touhou game in which Remilia/Patchouli were the playable characters?
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Given I don't know who CAVE is, this is a complete shot in the dark.
I would like to present to you three of CAVE's most infamous bosses: Evaccaneer DOOM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYXbbE3W36M), Hibachi (http://youtu.be/0hOuy4vSNNE?t=1m51s), and the hardest danmaku boss ever: Queen Larsa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-P9A1tonKI). Nothing describes CAVE better than those three... (Still unclear about CAVE? Perhaps this video of their most recent contribution to ridiculously hard danmaku bosses will. (http://youtu.be/cujHIkGRT7U?t=25m50s))
What if we had a Touhou game in which Remilia/Patchouli were the playable characters?
It would be called Embodiment of Shrine Maiden and would literally be EoSD with swapped roles.
What if Cirno became the grandmaster of an order of "strong" fairies?
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Other fairies would acknowledge the truth that she is indeed the strongest, at least for however long they remember the order exists.
What if Mamizou, Nue, Murasa, Unzan, and Rinnosuke all had a drinking contest?
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What if Mamizou, Nue, Murasa, Unzan, and Rinnosuke all had a drinking contest?
Unzan would win: unlimited space to hold his liquor in.
What if you told me why I think it'd cool to live in Gensokyo with Reimu?
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You'd consider me a jerk for telling you what you think.
What if Yukari opened a portal to the real world?
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To put it simply, chaos ensues.
What if Reimu had a Shadow (yes, the Persona 4 one)?
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Marisa would have a Sonic punch
What if the brofists are actually Ichirin's?
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Then Ichirin has four hands and is a freak.
What if Cirno divided by 9?
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What if Cirno divided by 9?
And Then There Were None.
*crickets*
What if the Touhous decided to get married?
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Then the BIGOTS rained down burning sulfur on Hakugyokurou and Gensokyo; from the BIGOTS out of the real world.
What if Wriggle Nightbug was a stage 5 boss?
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What if Wriggle Nightbug was a stage 5 boss?
Reisen = stage 1
Marisa/Reimu = stage 2
Keine still is 3
Mystia = stage 4
What if my lil' sis was a 2hu?
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She'd better watch out for the newbie hazing, courtesy of Reimu, Marisa, and whoever happens to be tagging along.
What if the 2hus could copyright their spell cards?
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Then Marisa would get in big trouble for infringement.
What if Orange was totally a dragon, you guys?
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Meiling would be awfully displeased.
What if Seiga and Seija met?
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(http://puu.sh/8N2UZ.gif)
This.
What if Murasa was secretly leading the Abyssal fleet with the goal of sinking all ships this whole time?
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Then she would likely succeed.
What if Letty were a stage 5 boss? Also, you can't answer this with "Stage 1: Youmu | Stage 2: Prismriver sisters | Stage 3: Alice Margatroid | Stage 4: Chen | Stage 5: Letty Whiterock"
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She really WAS the mastermind!
What if Yuyuko were a stage 1 boss midboss?
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What if Yuyuko were a stage 1 boss midboss?
Then she would be covered in the tears of one hundred fanboys.
What if the next 2hu shooter had no player character?
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Touhou, the
interactive novel, would be born. How ZUN would be able to explain that while succeeding in denying it being anime-like eludes me...
What if Ryuko (http://kill-la-kill.wikia.com/wiki/Ry%C5%ABko_Matoi)(Kill la Kill) made it into Gensokyo?
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What if Ryuko (http://kill-la-kill.wikia.com/wiki/Ry%C5%ABko_Matoi)(Kill la Kill) made it into Gensokyo?
Well, what happens when you flip a Life Fiber?
What if Neko Miko Reimu?
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What if Neko Miko Reimu?
Ai shiteru~
What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?
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What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?
I dunno, but we're all screwed..
What if chibi Marisa?
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Marisa and Chomarisa had a baby!
What if the touhou's abilities came from their hats?
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Sekibanki would have potential to be the most fearsome enemy of all.
What if Seija had a Pokemon?
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What if you decapitate a common human and sew Sekibanki's head on what's left of their neck?
Three words that were my catchphrase from my playthrough of Touhoumon: Another World: "Get the torch."
Sekibanki would have potential to be the most fearsome enemy of all.
What if Seija had a Pokemon?
It would be a pokemon with Skill Swap and Trick Room, for starters...
What if Boneka landed in our world?
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Three words that were my catchphrase from my playthrough of Touhoumon: Another World: "Get the torch."
It would be a pokemon with Skill Swap and Trick Room, for starters...
Malamar with Topsy-Turvy, anyone?
Anyway, the question...
Is that a Boneka fight going on or are two people making two children fight?
What if Youmu pushed Yuyuko down Hakugyokurou's staircase on purpose and then walked away while whistling innocently?
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What if Youmu pushed Yuyuko down Hakugyokurou's staircase on purpose and then walked away while whistling innocently?
I didn't even know it was possible to be strangled by butterflies.
What if Marisa got married to Kourin?
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What if Marisa got married to Kourin?
Many shippers would rejoice, and every single character would be jealous.
What if our beloved Touhou characters play games about us?
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What if our beloved Touhou characters play games about us?
At least the yaoi isn't on the internet. (Also, I'd be phantasm boss just cause)
What if the games about MotKers were also danmaku shmups?
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I didn't even know it was possible to be strangled by butterflies.
What if Marisa got married to Kourin?
Anti-straight riots would occur.
What if Yuuka were in Touhou 15?
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What if Yuuka were in Touhou 15?
Double Spark vs Double Spark, anyone?
Answer my previous, plz.
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Double Spark vs Double Spark, anyone?
Answer my previous, plz.
Expect it to be very. Very messy.
What if...Reimu marries Rinnosuke? (instead of Marisa)
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Answer my previous, plz.
Oh, sorry! DX Posted without refreshing after leaving it on that screen for a few hours.
What if...Reimu marries Rinnosuke? (instead of Marisa)
Then Marisa kills her out of blind rage, dresses up in Reimu's undersized shrine maiden garb, and it all goes downhill from there.
What if Mugenkan still existed in the 2hu canon?
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What if Mugenkan still existed in the 2hu canon?
Then Lake of Blood, Kurumi, and a very angry Remilia. (And then it would all turn to black, cuz Elly.)
What if Ah! My Goddess, but with 2hus?
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What if Ah! My Goddess, but with 2hus?
Suwako is so cute that the administrators turn a blind eye to it. c:
What if Yukari started picking fights and causing incidents for fun?
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It'd end just like any other 2hu game, Fantasy Seal/Master Spark/Whatever up her ass and then they all have tea together.
What if Sakuya was actually a dhampir?
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The Sakuya theorists who think she's a vampire would rejoice for being close enough
What if Remilia isn't a vampire at all, but a sorceress who gets her power from a vampire familiar - Flan?
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What if Remilia isn't a vampire at all, but a sorceress who gets her power from a vampire familiar - Flan?
>Sakuya trips and drops Remi's parasol in daylight
>Nothing happens to Remi
>Remi fires everything everywhere to cover her tracks
What if Konata were a 2hu?
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I believe she and Suika would get along just fine.
What if Patchy has been writing yuri fanfics of the SDM crew behind their back?
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What if Patchy has been writing yuri fanfics of the SDM crew behind their back?
Sakuya starts writing straightfics of Patchouli in retort.
What if Cirno were really far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Then Daiyousei is very far even to do whatever is what we are like.
What if Seiga stole Yuyuko's corpse, the one buried beneath the Saigyou Ayakashi, and turned it into a Chinese zombie?
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What if Seiga stole Yuyuko's corpse, the one buried beneath the Saigyou Ayakashi, and turned it into a Chinese zombie?
Vampire, not zombie.
We will have two of Yuyuko.
What if the Touhou characters were all personified ships (including Murasa)?
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Vampire, not zombie.
We will have two of Yuyuko.
What if the Touhou characters were all personified ships (including Murasa)?
Danmaku laser fighting ships I guess? And Murasa will be the bad guy for obvious reasons.
What if Letty is not a snow youkai? And has a personal grudge against cirno?
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What if the Touhou characters were all personified ships (including Murasa)?
Between Reimu, Alice, Patchouli, Flandre, Nitori, Rnnosuke, and anyone else I might be forgetting, Marisa is already pretty much ship personified.
EDIT: my bad
What if Letty is not a snow youkai? And has a personal grudge against cirno?
She must be a frogcicle tsukumogami. That expains everything, frozen then forgotten by the strongest fairy...
What if Marisa got married to Kourindou?
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Vampire, not zombie.
No, it's actually a zombie, not vampire. People really only call it a vampire because it sucks life out of people rather than eating their brains. Being Taiwanese, I can tell you for sure that Chinese and Taiwanese people consider them zombies and not vampires.
"Zombie" in Chinese is "殭屍 (stiffed corpse)," while "vampire" is "吸血鬼 (blood-sucking ghost)." The actual term for Western zombies in Chinese is "喪屍,", but as far as I'm concerned, almost everyone uses "殭屍" instead when referring to the former, so it has become a catch-all term for both Western and Chinese zombies. Even Google Translate translates both those terms into "zombie." This is also why the fandom often portrays Yoshika as a Western zombie.
Anyway, the question...
This may be proof that buildings in Gensokyo have souls.
What if Cirno finds a functioning bomb buried in the ground and kicks it for the lulz?
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Between Reimu, Alice, Patchouli, Flandre, Nitori, Rnnosuke, and anyone else I might be forgetting, Marisa is already pretty much ship personified.
EDIT: my badShe must be a frogcicle tsukumogami. That expains everything, frozen then forgotten by the strongest fairy...
What if Marisa got married to Kourindou?
There'd be common sense in Gensokyo
What if Cirno met Advent Cirno?
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Between Reimu, Alice, Patchouli, Flandre, Nitori, Rnnosuke, and anyone else I might be forgetting, Marisa is already pretty much ship personified.
So...is she a submarine, destroyer, heavy/light cruiser, aircraft carrier or what?
And if Cirno and Advent Cirno met...Cirno would not have one ninth of a clue what that thing in front of her is.
What if Kogasa finds coloured contacts?
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What if Cirno finds a functioning bomb buried in the ground and kicks it for the lulz?
Her head gets blown off and lands in Daiyousei's lap.
What if Kogasa finds coloured contacts?
She puts a red one on her right eye to try and make herself look scarier, but fails anyway since it's pretty cliched.
What if Sakuya used cards instead of knives?
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Then she would be Gambit instead of Dio Brando.
What if it was The Dragon that dragged people into Gensokyo instead of Yukari? (She's far too lazy.)
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I would expect that the Youkai would try to obtain the 7 precious things, avoid beings like Ice-cold Cirno and Krill-like Wakasagihime, become Super Youkai and have danmaku levels over 9000, then be completely smashed by Meiling, who's clearly the embodiment of The Dragon and doesn't want His secret to be discovered. SHHHHhhhhh....
What if Youmu discovered a new realm, where everyone was a half-ghost?
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What if Youmu discovered a new realm, where everyone was a half-ghost?
She'd tame a half-ghost half-dragon who is really Meiling can grant wishes.
What if TouColle?
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What if TouColle?
Murasa would be overpowered.
Marisa would be the most common ship.
Yuyuko would be an aircraft carrier.
What if Yuyuko was an aircraft carrier?
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What if Yuyuko was an aircraft carrier?
Then Youmu would be an airplane.
100 YOJANA IN ONE KAMIKAZE!
What if Alice was doll size, and her dolls were human size?
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In
Soviet Russia Seija's Gensokyo, doll manipulates YOU!
What if the four and a half main humans got sick just before the next main game?
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Touhou 15 Spreading Posthumous Pathology
What if Wynne was a 2hu? (http://etrian.wikia.com/wiki/Wynne)
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She and Rika would have lady boners for heavily-armed tanks together. Much psuedo-yuri.
What if Yuka took up a new hobby besides flowers and sadism?
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I guess someone might get surprised enough to somehow offend her and earn a Dual Spark.
What if Flandre met Caim (http://lparchive.org/Drakengard/)?
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What if Flandre met Caim (http://lparchive.org/Drakengard/)?
KILL IT ALL! KILL IT ALL!
What if you were actually a dream of Reimu?
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The Matrix happens.
What if Sssgth was secretly a Phantasm boss, and even he didn't know it?
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What if Sssgth was secretly a Phantasm boss, and even he didn't know it?
If in MotK themed danmaku shmup played by Gensokians, then fck yeah! I'm making Reimu rage right now. If in some other game, then okay, but oh well.
What if I was a Phantasm boss in the next touhou?
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What if I was a Phantasm boss in the next touhou?
Then Mima's diehard fans would weep in utmost despair because they were so close to seeing her resurrection but failed terribly. Yes, I know this is a bad answer.
What if this person (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln) was a 2hu?
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What if this person (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln) was a 2hu?
Massive hitbox, but fast, suppository danmaku and maleness war-themed spellcards.
What if my lil' sis was a 2hu, and we went on magical adventures together?
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Cue tons of grazing, danmaku, pichuun, and then teatime.
What if Reimu was secretly George Washington?
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What if Reimu was secretly George Washington?
Then Marisa was Thomas Jefferson: Not the voice of reason, but still pretty damn effective.
What if Kanako was secretly Andrew Jackson?
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What if Kanako was secretly Andrew Jackson?
Perfect fit: crazy-ass and inconsiderate.
What if I had a pet Yukkuri Miko?
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What if I had a pet Yukkuri Miko?
It would be the bodiless equivalent of having a pet owl.
What if Seija was really Australian?
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It would be the bodiless equivalent of having a pet owl.
What if Seija was really Australian?
It would then be revealed that Russia is in the place of Australia because she flipped it! D:
In Gensokyo, Seija flips you! Wait, that already happens...
What if ZUN made a Touhou x CAVE crossover?
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CAVE would sue him for copyright infringement :ohdear:
What if Shinki got tired of Makai and made an entirely new world?
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What if Shinki got tired of Makai and made an entirely new world?
Reimu'd just burn it down again.
What if the real 2hus showed up at the next AWA?
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Lots of explosions and death.
What if Reimu is a guest character in the next Smash Bros. via permission from ZUN?
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What if Reimu is a guest character in the next Smash Bros. via permission from ZUN?
Reimu becomes banned from tournaments immediately.
What if there were a Smash Bros-esque 2hu fighting game?
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What if there were a Smash Bros-esque 2hu fighting game?
Fantasy Heaven would somehow become even more broken.
What if there was a Zelda-esque 2hu adventure game starring Youmu?
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This. (http://k0n3k0.deviantart.com/art/TH-The-Legend-Of-Yuyuko-170024943)
What if Sakuya was really the long-lost sister of this guy? (http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Aeon)
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What if Sakuya was really the long-lost sister of this guy? (http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Aeon)
KOUMAJOU DENSETSU 3 CONFRMED!
What if Touhou was banned from America because moral guardians?
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Then I would seriously question the moral guardianship that allows stuff like GTA to be released, but vetoes a clean and innocent game series about flying maidens resolving supernatural incidents. People would probably still find some way to play the games, though.
What if Reimu has secretly been Genji in disguise for the entire Windows era?
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But... what did he do with the real Reimu?!?
What if all the Windows characters were PC-98 characters in disguise?
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What if all the Windows characters were PC-98 characters in disguise?
Still no Mima.
What if Sakuya was in an ALBW-style game, but with 2hu-themed items.
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What if Sakuya was in an ALBW-style game, but with 2hu-themed items.
I assume ALBW means A Link Between Worlds. For future reference, don't use acronyms that are non-Touhou because there's a chance that someone could not know what you're talking about even with a google search.
Anyway, Sakuya would easily win because time stopping plus knives equals fun.
What if Cirno grew a brain?
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What if Cirno grew a brain?
Brain freeze.
What if there was a Gensokyian Civil War?
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Everyone kills each other in the end, and then Makai replaces Gensokyo.
What if Rinnosuke is secretly planning to take over Gensokyo?
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Then he is going to meet a horrible fate. Practically every single female outside of the human village is a potential threat to his life.
What if Tokiko is Rinnosuke's youkai half?
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He will absorb her back into himself someday and, after becoming a full demon as a result, reveal what a crested ibis demon can really do--make awesome-looking houses/nests on top of trees.
What if Momiji does not take lightly anyone who treats her as a dog?
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News flash: Idiot gets decapitated after tossing dog treat at Momiji.
What if Mokou was more like Sol Badguy?
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Kaguya is DEAD! Screw the Hourai Elixir!
What if there was a Parodius-like penguin touhou character?
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Kaguya is DEAD! Screw the Hourai Elixir!
What if there was a Parodius-like penguin touhou character?
Parodius character? Cirno already fits the personality. Put Cirno in a tuxedo and you've got it.
What if Ringabel (Bravely Default) somehow came to Gensokyo?
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What if Ringabel (Bravely Default) somehow came to Gensokyo?
Is polygamy still illegal?
What if Bravely Default included 2 2hus as part of the playable group, and they cosplayed as other 2hus for various jobs?
(i.e. Remilia/Flandre for vampire, Youmu for Swordmaster, whatever else fits)
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Is polygamy still illegal?
What if Bravely Default included 2 2hus as part of the playable group, and they cosplayed as other 2hus for various jobs?
(i.e. Remilia/Flandre for vampire, Youmu for Swordmaster, whatever else fits)
Nothing's illegal in Gensokyo except legitimate endangerment and threat to the safety of all around them.
Now, if that happened, the two 2hus would have unswitchable classes. I can't make that sound well, so let's just strike htat part out. However, 2hu cosplay...
Shaman class - Edea as Reimu, Agn?s as Sanae, Tiz as a male Reimu with a more masculine design, Ringabel as a male Sanae with a more masculine design.
Magician class - Edea as Marisa, Agn?s as Mima, Tiz as Marisa's father, Ringabel as Rinnosuke'
Aaaand I'm out. :(
What if Yukari was an Asterisk fight in Bravely Default?
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What if Yukari was an Asterisk fight in Bravely Default?
Reraise required, because every turn she sends a train at you. Beat her, though, and you get the Gap Hag asterisk!
What if there was a Gap Hag asterisk in Bravely Default?
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Reraise required, because every turn she sends a train at you. Beat her, though, and you get the Gap Hag asterisk!
What if there was a Gap Hag asterisk in Bravely Default?
Imagine a red mage but with time magic and the ability to convert magic into a physical attack at a price of a small number of MP.
What if Touhou Dissidia happened?
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Dissidia was about pitting characters from different universes/times against each other...
PC-98 revival!!!!!!
Seihous in Gensokyo!
Drunken Partyers!
Fan characters!(?)
Scrapped characters...?!?
Touhous yet to appear?
Battleships???
Final Fantasy Characters ??????
And still no Mima!
What if the touhous saw their fanon interpertations?
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What if the touhous saw their fanon interpertations?
"Why is every other creature a lesbian?"
What if Reimu were really been far even as to have gone wanted to do look more like?
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Then she would have gone too far in being what look like it would have been like.
What if Rinnosuke's hair is actually a wig?
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I wonder how Aya will sensationalize that...
What if ZUN goes for GOG instead of Steam?
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I wonder how Aya will sensationalize that...
What if ZUN goes for GOG instead of Steam?
Quite frankly? Who cares. It means DRM-free, and that's good news to me.
What if the next game had anti-piracy coding?
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A lot of people wouldn't be playing that game. Not that people pirate the games, because piracy is wrong.
What if Reimu became a pirate?
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A lot of people wouldn't be playing that game. Not that people pirate the games, because piracy is wrong.
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.
Yeah. Well, anyway, I don't have an answer. This is just an anecdote.
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She'll make money out of selling pirated stuff and get away with it due to there being no law against piracy in Gensokyo.
What if Flandre is actually a robot all this time?
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What if Reimu became a pirate?
Arrrrrrrrrr! Gimme all ye P-s and points, you scurvy knave!!
What if Flandre is actually a robot all this time?
Then they had better fix that robot.
What if all the Presidents of the US were turned into what we now affectionately refer to as Touhous after they die?
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Is it wrong to say I really want to see Dubya die now?
What if Aerith took Mima's spot in PC-98 canon?
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Is it wrong to say I really want to see Dubya die now?
What if Aerith took Mima's spot in PC-98 canon?
...*has never played or owned Final Fantasy VII*
Marisa would know the glory of "All Lucky 7's"...
What if Taokaka from Blazblue replaced Chen for a day?
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Ran would be receiving complaints from...certain ladies about her playing with their "buns".
What if Seija and Yuuki Terumi met?
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They would become the ultimate trolling tag team! All of Gensokyo would know their power.
Keeping the Blazblue streak going, What if Ragna and Reimu met?
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Ragna would grump at her, as usual, and yet end up buying her a meal anyway, as usual. :V
What if Cirno had Yukianesa?
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Cirno confirmed for next blazblue game (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8581136/images/1268587676628.jpg)
The only move she knows is Ice Car. :V
What if Taokaka and Yuyuko had an eating contest?
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What if Taokaka and Yuyuko had an eating contest?
God help us all...
Breaking from BlazBlue, but keeping on Arc System, what if Sol and Mokou met each other?
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Mokou's new theme would contain Queen references.
Reimu becomes banned from tournaments immediately.
No she wouldn't. Sakurai is working on balancing the characters.
What if Reimu had a Smash Bros. moveset? (following from my pervious question)
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Up-B: Somersault Kick
Down-B: Barrier
Side-B: Youkai Buster
Neutral-B: Yin-Yang Orb
Final Smash: Fantasy Heaven
What if Miko had a Smash Bros. moveset? (tbh, I'd rather her be playable, because supercape)
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Neutral B: Laser of Seventeen Articles (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Toyosatomimi_no_Miko#Skill_2)
Side B: Wishful Soul of Desire (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Toyosatomimi_no_Miko#Skill_3)
Up B: Shukuchi Cape (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Toyosatomimi_no_Miko#Skill_1)
Down B: Influence of the East (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Toyosatomimi_no_Miko#Skill_5)
Final Smash: Heed the Commands with Absolute Care (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Toyosatomimi_no_Miko#Spell_Card_Last_Word)
What if after being made an offer he could not refuse by someone, ZUN made all fanon portrayals canon?
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What if Miko had a Smash Bros. moveset? (tbh, I'd rather her be playable, because supercape)
Forward-B would be he ru sheathing her sword for a light beam, kind of like Star Fox blaster.
Up-B would be her spinning her sword like a rotor, launching a few Guze Kannon-style glowbullets.
Neutral-B would be the firing off of a few glowbullets in a spread.
Down-B would be a spinning Out-of-Place Artifact.
Final Smash would be her final card.
What if Byakuren was in Smash?
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Forward-B would be he ru sheathing her sword for a light beam, kind of like Star Fox blaster.
Up-B would be her spinning her sword like a rotor, launching a few Guze Kannon-style glowbullets.
Neutral-B would be the firing off of a few glowbullets in a spread.
Down-B would be a spinning Out-of-Place Artifact.
I just did that...
Anyway, I'll answer yours:
Neutral B: Viruddhaka?s Sword (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Byakuren_Hijiri#Skill_5)
Side B: Skanda?s Leg (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Byakuren_Hijiri#Skill_4)
Up B: Garuda?s Talons (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Byakuren_Hijiri#Skill_6)
Down B: Brilliance of Mahavairocana (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Byakuren_Hijiri#Spell_Card_2)
Final Smash: Angiras' Knowledge (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hopeless_Masquerade/Spell_Cards/Byakuren_Hijiri#Spell_Card_Last_Word)
And her stats would be like Ganondorf's.
What if after being made an offer he could not refuse by someone, ZUN made all fanon portrayals canon?
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The resulting conflicting information from all the fanon would induce a zero division.
What if Kusoru (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LeiwjJx994) aka Ageojoe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJwCkqdpNc) played HM?
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The resulting conflicting information from all the fanon would induce a zero division.
What if Kusoru (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LeiwjJx994) aka Ageojoe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJwCkqdpNc) played HM?
He wouldn't like it because it lacks juggling, which a lot of fighting games have in competitive play. Well, there's juggling, it's just that evading the constant gravitational pull is a possibility.
What if Queen Elsa was a 2hu?
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What if Queen Elsa was a 2hu?
Two things: Touhou becoming Disney property *shudder* and an awesome final boss, final theme, and a game that seems like a boring ripoff of PCB.
What if Byakuren was in Smash 4, fanservice included?
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What if Byakuren was in Smash 4, fanservice included?
If by fanservice you mean the usual deal with female characters for appealing to the male demographic, there would be millions of people in an outrage over a controversial religious figure.
The main problem is that Byakuren is too religiously-related to make any sense or appeal in a Smash game, especially one intended to be ported to the United States in the future, whom of which has a very annoying history of intolerant toads taking up the population. Sure, you can localize her and censor the religion, but then you've just got a weird purple-haired lady in a coat throwing magic at people until it kills them. There's no MEANING or BACKSTORY unless you want Nintendo to lose even more money because people refused to buy a game because of a non-Christ religious figure involved. Maybe I'm having too little faith in the consumers within my country, but I'd rather not take my chances when nobody was daring enough to do the same before and expect good sales even after critical acclaim.
What if the next 2hu fighting game was more like Smash Bros?
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The traditionalists would cry foul. :V
Taking a break from the FTG-related questions for a bit, what if Patchy discovered TVTropes?
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Well, a certain Characters subpage of the main Touhou Project article would get a whole lot bigger.
What if Tasofro realized that making Byakuren all bouncy-like in HM was a terrible idea?
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It was a bad idea?
What if the next phantasmagoria had Miko?
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Then by simple line of logic it would have Byakuren as well. :V
What if Byakuren could pull off Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken?
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I'm gonna point out that
What if after being made an offer he could not refuse by someone, ZUN made all fanon portrayals canon?
has not been answered yet.
Also, Reimu is more likely to be in a Smash Bros. game because she's a bigger representative of the series.
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Actually, I answered that.
The resulting conflicting information from all the fanon would induce a zero division.
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Oh, sorry.
i don't know what Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken is, so I'll let someone else answer that.
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What if Byakuren could pull off Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken?
Miko would die a very swift and pleasurable death.
i don't know what Hokuto Ujou Hagan Ken is
Google does >.>
admittedly I didn't answer any of the questions until just recently for the same reason, but still...
What if Futo ran out of dishes to throw?
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Soga would take the opportunitt to exact her revenge!
What if Mokou and Kaguya performed a DBZ style fusion?
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What if Mokou and Kaguya performed a DBZ style fusion?
This (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL_jxr-mqzU)
It would turn out with none of them dominant and constant bickering worse than between Goku and Vegeta.
What if Cirno got a similar offer like the one Okuu got with the Yatagarasu (putting aside the fact that Cirno is not a corpse-devouring bird. She consumes it in an other way, just roll with it):
What kind of additional power would she acquire and what would she do with it?
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What if Cirno got a similar offer like the one Okuu got with the Yatagarasu (putting aside the fact that Cirno is not a corpse-devouring bird. She consumes it in an other way, just roll with it):
What kind of additional power would she acquire and what would she do with it?
Cold fusion, and she would become THE STRONGEST!
What if 2hus?
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moar danmaku
What if Touhou/Yu-Gi-Oh without Yuugi?
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Yu-Ka-Oh.
What if a cow fell from the sky with absolutely no explanation?
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Yukari got her hands on a copy of the hitch hiker's guide, I see :P
What if Seija had a Smash Bros moveset?
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Everything gets flipped.
What if Sanae was actually Mima under a human guise all along?
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Does that make Kanako and Suwako the Hakurei Shrine Gods? Genius!
What if Romeo and Juliet in Gensokyo?
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Romeo gets genderflipped because everyone is- *shot*
What if Elvis was actually in Gensokyo?
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What if Sanae was actually Mima under a human guise all along?
ZUN is mysteriously found dead in his home.
What if chibi Tenshi?
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*beep* Error: Unanswered question:
What if Elvis was actually in Gensokyo?
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Choujuu Gigaku origins explained
What if Tewi spent a day as the Easter Bunny?
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All of the Easter Eggs are traps.
What if Flandre was the owner of a company?
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Something similar to this doujin (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/983230?pool_id=4014)
What if 2hu and One-punch Man?
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Unzan.
What if CAVE made Touhou 15?
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What if CAVE made Touhou 15?
Touhou 15: Wriggle Princess
What if chibi Tenshi?
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What if chibi Tenshi?
http://www.zerochan.net/596075
What if Hibachi were a 2hu?
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What if Hibachi were a 2hu?
Then you could... er, heat things up?
What if Chibi Reimu?
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Donations
What if Easy mode allowed players to unlock extra stages?
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What if Easy mode allowed players to unlock extra stages?
Easier extra stages.
What if chibi Youmu?
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Easier extra stages.
What if chibi Youmu?
Safety scissors.
What if chibi every 2hu ever
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chibi Reimu doesn't declare an incident purely because donations
What if yukkuri Miko?
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What if yukkuri Miko?
(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131030032844/yukkuri/images/thumb/8/84/22135662_p1.png/1000px-22135662_p1.png)
What if yukkuri Larsa?
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What if yukkuri Larsa?
An epic battle with Yukkuri Wriggle.
What if chibi Byakuren?
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Myouren Temple gets many visitors.
What if Komachi met Greg the Grim Reaper?
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What if Komachi met Greg the Grim Reaper?
Mamizou's Bad Tail Day.
What if Raymoo?
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Tumblr blog (http://ask-reimu.tumblr.com/)
What if what if?
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I tell people to ask more proper-looking questions.
(In case some people don't realize it, that is my answer for the question above)
What if Shou suddenly has the urge to behave like a real tiger?
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Well if it was Nazrin acting like a tiger, there'd be an ocean of nosebleeds from Shou.
But since it's Shou that's acting like a tiger...
"Extra! Extra! Mysterious Tipper reveals Shocking News!
--Local Avatar discovered to have tastes in beastiality!!"
(Just incase it's not obvious, Nazrin's the "mysterious" tipper XD)
What if the Music CD's were actually products within Gensokyo, not the real world?
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Less music for us... :(
What if all poorly received movies are very well received in Gensokyo?
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Uwe Boll would be lauded as a god there.
What if there exists a duck that weighs the same as Marisa?
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What if there exists a duck that weighs the same as Marisa?
That duck then died of conditions related to morbid obesity in waterfowl.
What if every touhou character was suddenly male?
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Wriggle would be unquestionably feminine.
What if Shinmyoumaru's reason for wearing a bowl as an impromptu hat was actually because Seija served her food in a real hat instead of the bowl?
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What if Shinmyoumaru's reason for wearing a bowl as an impromptu hat was actually because Seija served her food in a real hat instead of the bowl?
Then she would wear her kimono upside-down.
What if Esupanitix understood Leonard-Helsing's joke?
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Then Esupanitix deserves a cookie.
What if I made a Touhou fan-game?
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If your username is anything to go by, then chances are likely we'll see Abraham Lincoln in it in some way.
What if Yuyuko is responsible for famines?
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Her, Kokoro (War) Yamame (Pestilence) and Komachi (Death) would have appeared in "The Last Comer".
What if all the nameless midbosses of the past appeared in the next touhou game?
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TH14.5: Nameless Revolution (help idk how to title :V)
What if Beerko becomes one of the nameless midbosses?
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Her, Kokoro (War) Yamame (Pestilence) and Komachi (Death) would have appeared in "The Last Comer".
"Pestilence" is really supposed to be "conquest."
Anyway...
Then she would be the first nameless midboss with an actual name.
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*beep* Error: No new question.
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"Pestilence" is really supposed to be "conquest."
Ah, but this is Gensokyo, where belief is what makes reality. So if most people believe it's Pestilence, would it still be conquest? Kind of like how Seki-banki could be both a rokurokubi and take nukebi properties- because people keep getting them confused, she gets some abilities of both. And even if that's not true, gods definitely change based on people's beliefs (which is why Kanko wants to become a god of technology) and the four horsemen pretty much fall under the christian equivalent of shinto gods.
What if I hadn't tried to justify my memory slip?
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Ah, but this is Gensokyo, where belief is what makes reality. So if most people believe it's Pestilence, would it still be conquest? Kind of like how Seki-banki could be both a rokurokubi and take nukebi properties- because people keep getting them confused, she gets some abilities of both. And even if that's not true, gods definitely change based on people's beliefs (which is why Kanko wants to become a god of technology) and the four horsemen pretty much fall under the christian equivalent of shinto gods.
What if I hadn't tried to justify my memory slip?
Then you would be asking a Touhou-related question.
On a serious note, "conquest" is often called "pestilence" by people, so it's not your fault that you don't know.
What if Kogasa, the girl, has a long tongue?
Sorry for the lack of question previously, by the way... Forgot...
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So THAT's where her rain danmaku comes from!
What if we had Project A-ki?
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What if we had Project A-ki?
Hina builds a mecha for the sisters to fight.
What if Komachi was a character in Bleach?
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What if Komachi was a character in Bleach?
She'd use a katana and would have to spend 10 minutes every fight explaining how her distance ability works.
What if Seija replaced Marisa as playable in TH15?
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Shinmyoumaru would replace Reimu. Only Sakuya would remain from the previous game.
What if the only playable character next game was completely new?
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She would be a man, but he would also be a girl.
What if ZUN made a Touhou MMORPG?
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What if ZUN made a Touhou MMORPG?
Like Valkyrie Skies, but with custom 2hus in a modular creation system, no fanservice, a cool spellcard system, shot types represented by weapons, and 2 people+ manic danmaku dueling.
What if Touhou on Steam?
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ZUN would lose fans due to DRM issues
What if tf2hu
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Mamizou is ****ing bull****!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbaGodU_Gkw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbaGodU_Gkw)
What if Fortune Street: Touhou x Dragon Quest Edition?
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What if Fortune Street: Touhou x Dragon Quest Edition?
Reimu player cannot earn money.
What if my little sister earned the powers of 2hus while dressing as them?
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What if my little sister earned the powers of 2hus while dressing as them?
Tell her to dress as Sariel, I'm curious about her powers.
What if Mima was actually cannon? No typos.
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She and Kanako would have a battle of the ages.
What if 4Kids-style Touhou parody?
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Some fans would find it hilarious, others would go into a rage about how touhou is ruined, but at least we'd finally have a touhou anim.
What if project Beer-ko?
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Take a shot everytime you use a continue, use a bomb and/or shoot. Also sake vs beer! Suika vs Beerko!
What if this question was answered with danmaku?
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D (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-LvcuPxep0#)A (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuU9Rxi_vyY#)N (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UsFLr1DuWGM#)M (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3uGNN0bq3c#)A (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXyNTzi62TE#)K (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CtgYwR1f3mE#)U (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NS9qcy45TXU#)! (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYr2FW22yHI#)! (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KclnSe-YHF8#)! (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EIL0gwgFHEY#)
What if Reimu and Sanae were switched at birth?
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What if Reimu and Sanae were switched at birth?
That'd mean Reimu was born in the outside world, and Sanae would have been born in Gensokyo: thus, an agreement between Hakurei and Moriya to switch maidens.
What if armpits?
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That'd be waki!
What if I poked Yukari's eyes in her gaps?
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Yukari would probably give you another reason for you having your name...
...if she cared and/or was awake, that is XD
What if Mystia was actually blind (but not by her own night-blindness)?
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Burnt Lampreys.
What if Yukikaze meets Hina?
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Hmm..neutral luck for them both I think.
What if Mystia met Ludwig van Beethoven?
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So now he's blind and deaf.
What if Remilia met Beethoven?
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They'd play the Beethoven Virus together.
What if Sssgth met Beethoven?
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What if Sssgth met Beethoven?
I'd have him remix Septette for the Dead Princess, and he'd never realize its similarity to his own "Pathetique" due to his deafness.
What if I met Marisa?
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Things would either go wonderfully and you get a laser-shooting girlfriend, or they go terribly and she has a new target practice dummy.
What if I met Miko with my awful knowledge of the Japanese language?
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She can still listen to you, a translator, 7 others desiring to meet her and someone gawking at her hair at the same time.
What if there was a supervillain and superhero 2hu?
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What if there was a supervillain and superhero 2hu?
Either
1. It wouldn't cause any difference due to the spell card system superceding all violent conflict.
2. The denizens of Gensokyo would kill these super<affinity> characters off for the sake of protecting themselves and maintaining the preexisting order/balance of the world. Yes, it's basically punishment before the crime. Yama is after, paranoia is before.
What if DoDonPachi x Touhou?
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Saidaioujou Hibachi (http://youtu.be/2gTqnQdmDJU?t=3m26s) as Extra Boss.
Moe-ified Zatsuza (http://youtu.be/ZHqN_fH2S7k?t=1m27s) as Phantasm Boss...
What if Touhou x Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?
Actually, scratch that. Here's a better one:
What if the Dark King (http://youtu.be/nlVEDvj4Ot0?t=47s) from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest ended up in Gensokyo?
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Judging from the vid, anyone with a good enough holy affinity (most likely Reimu, Sanae, or Byakuren) would have an easy time wiping the floor with him (provided there's a healer backing up). <- Has never played Mystic Quest.
What if Yggdra Union x Touhou?
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No need to justify the sword's actions, prove it with danmaku!
What if Dragon Quest x Touhou?
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No need to justify the sword's actions, prove it with danmaku!
What if Dragon Quest x Touhou?
MORE BAD PUNS THAN A CHUGGAACONROY LP. YAY.
What if everybody had lucid dreams every single night?
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Goodness, that would be beyond fantastic.
What if USS Nimitz?
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Someone is going to shout "Touhou x Kantai Collection crossover" anytime soon...
What if a group of dedicated Touhou fans who are also movie producers got ZUN's approval to make a Touhou movie (2D/3D animation or live action, your choice)? It received TONS of advertising, making it look like it would be the greatest movie of the year. However, the producers used more or less only fanon portrayals, thus "burning" into the heads of the public concepts like masochist Tenshi, lazy and incompetent Meiling, NEET Kaguya, poor and starving Reimu, etc. The movie got mixed reception, but fans of the series were less than pleased that the producers used almost only fanon stuff. ZUN wasn't fond of it for the same reason as well.
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Wait a minute, those aren't canon?!?
It would be made by the sae people who made that live action DBZ movie, or the people who made the last air bender movie.
What if Greek gods found there way to Gensokyo?
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Wait a minute, those aren't canon?!?
No. Reimu's is exaggerated, though.
Anyway...
Genderbent Poseidon laments at the lack of a sea.
What if someone who believes that the series is dead because s/he doesn't like the recent games and that s/he can save it by making games better than the ones ZUN made and thus tries to buy the series from him?
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That person's bound to fail, I don't think ZUN would sell his brainchildren for even all the riches in the world and then some.
What if Yukari really was a time-displaced Maribel who fully manifested her powers?
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The people who theorized it would raise their mugs in joy
What if Yoshika was playable next game?
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Genderbent Poseidon laments at the lack of a sea.
There's lakes, though.
What if Yoshika was playable next game?
OM NOM NOM'ing bullets. Activated with C. Hold C to eat lasers.
What if everything fanon was canon?
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Then everything canon becomes fanon.
What if Battle Fantasia x Touhou?
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Necro Fantasia.
What if Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum?
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Reimu: Who's Lincoln?
What if ZUN believes that in order for the series to appeal to the West, he should change some of the characters' names into English-sounding ones?
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Reimu: Who's Lincoln?
A dwarf. Me.
Doesn't the series appeal to many Westerners too?
What if Mima ceases to appear in Touhou 15?
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Doesn't the series appeal to many Westerners too?
To the majority that is unaware of the series.
Anyway...
That means she's likely exorcised and thus is never coming back.
What if Lily White suffers from split personality and her "other" personality is Lily Black?
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To the majority that is unaware of the series.
Anyway...
That means she's likely exorcised and thus is never coming back.
What if Lily White suffers from split personality and her "other" personality is Lily Black?
...Sorry. I'm going to have point out this contradicts her canon of Lily Black being Lily White cosplaying as Shikieiki. Although I have to wonder what makes her think its a good idea to get between a Yama and her target, then shoot bullets at said Yama.
What if I had a question to put here?
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It would be...something, I guess.
What if ZUN decided to work with Yoko Taro (responsible for Drakengard 1 & 3, and Nier) and Suda51 for the next Touhou game?
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...Sorry. I'm going to have point out this contradicts her canon of Lily Black being Lily White cosplaying as Shikieiki. Although I have to wonder what makes her think its a good idea to get between a Yama and her target, then shoot bullets at said Yama.
You don't get the point of this topic, don't you?
I would appreciate it if someone would answer my question again.
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You don't get the point of this topic, don't you?
I would appreciate it if someone would answer my question again.
OK, I'll answer your question again.
That explains why she's so dumb as to not realize what everyone thinks of her, because her limited IQ has to be split among the two.
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OK, I'll answer your question again.
That explains why she's so dumb as to not realize what everyone thinks of her, because her limited IQ has to be split among the two.
Wow... I was going to say that she has that seasonal personality thing, and became Lily Black near the end of summer, when she'd go and hide away all sad spring's over until it got to be spring again and she'd turn back to Lily White, but dang...someone doesn't like Spring.
What if someone else could answer Leonard's question because I don't know what he's referring to?
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What if someone else could answer Leonard's question because I don't know what he's referring to?
Then that man deserves some real recognition, and maybe even a cookie or two.
What if Leonard was an Acolyte?
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My lack of experience will most likely lead to some bad calls.
What if Tumblr Social "Justice" Warriors discovered Touhou?
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Not a soul would care about their identity, because more fans equals more happiness!
What if Touhou characters had hitbox sizes relative to their fan following?
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Games are unbeatable with Reimu, because every time someone fires a shot, she dies.
What if Reimu doesn't get first place in the next character popularity poll? This question has no relation to the answer above, so please do not treat it as such.
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Fans would suspect Seija of reversing the poll.
What if someone simply flew over the Forest of Magic?
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Those mushroom monsters/demons, as seen in the Inaba manga, would fire spores into the air to shoot him/her down.
What if Septette for a Dead Princess doesn't get first place in the next music popularity poll?
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CHARISMA BREAK!
What if Scarlet Symphone won the next popularity poll?
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Well, that happening would be certainly nigh impossible...PC98 characters barely receive much appreciation, with the exception of Mima, Shinki and a select few I am unfortunately unable to recall.
What if there was a shipgirl 2hu? By "shipgirl", I mean the kind of ship that goes on water.
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She will be made "I'm on a boat" memes, people will ship her with Murasa and make other lame puns about her. Nice boat!
What if ZUN made the first five Touhou games canon but EoSD and PCB non-canon?
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IaMP, IN, PoFV, STB, SWR, SA, UNL, FW, TD, DCC, and ISC all become non-canon due to containing non-cameo characters from PCB/EoSD. On the bright side, we get a Mima.
What if Kanako and Suwako left Gensokyo (without Sanae)?
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Abraham Lincoln, I would appreciate it if you actually answer the questions in funny ways instead of trying to answer seriously...
Anyway...
They'll kidnap the first human girl they come across and make a shrine maiden out of her.
I'm asking this question again, because the answer I previously got was an example of "not getting the point of this topic."
What if ZUN believes that in order for the series to appeal to the West, he should change some of the characters' names into English-sounding ones?
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Alice, Patchy, Flan, Remi, and Maribel wouldn't be affected at all.
What if the next final boss were male?
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Look harder, it's actually a girl :V
What if everyone was Abraham Lincoln? (My sincere apologies, I have no more ideas for good questions)
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Then the world would be overrun by the Lincoln Legion.
What if we got a Touhou version of Freeman's Mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SQhfkpX9bc&list=PL6PNZBb6b9LvDWpI-5CPYUxG1Rnm-vr9V&feature=share)?
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ZUN's mind
What if we all could 1cc all Touhou games on Lunatic?
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ZUN would create a new difficulty level that would give CAVE a run for their money.
What if Cyberpunk Touhou?
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Google, define cyberpunk.
A genre of science fiction set in a lawless subculture of an oppressive society dominated by computer technology.
So Samidare? Seihou? Maribel and Renko? Uwabami Breakers?
What if touhou were set in Woodcrest (http://theboondocksrules.wikia.com/wiki/Woodcrest) insead of Gensokyo (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo)?
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Woodcrest, a land of urban
fantasy wonder, where mysteriously, all the inhabitants are female (bar a rare few. They probably came in later in the show anime game series.
I could imagine Alice as a latino somehow, and Marisa...well, let's say she's stealing more than just the precious thing >u<
What if the 2hu's knew of the existence of these forums?
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They might just start a forum about us - complete with "What if" thread in the Outside World Recovery Center.
What if the above sentence was true?
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We would all get horribly flandre-ized fanon versions of ourselves. For some reason I feel that Kanako would have something to do with the forum.
What if we got "The Legend of Mima: The ZUNpet of Time"?
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We would all get horribly flandre-ized fanon versions of ourselves. For some reason I feel that Kanako would have something to do with the forum.
What if we got "The Legend of Mima: The ZUNpet of Time"?
......"OK, where the hell is my hakkero and why the f**k am I in green!? I look terrible!"
What if we got "The Legend of Aya: A Momiji To PC-98?"
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"Okay...that mirror made everything all...blocky. Demons and youkai are running amok and I don't recognize any of them, the shrine maiden suddenly has purple hair...and oh Kanako, what is that ghost thing flying around there?" She then begins cutting things down and fighting to the giant pyramid-like structure that contains Mima, who sought out the mystic Yin-Yang Orb and managed to split the world into the Windows World and the PC-98 World.
Momiji then gets a wish after beating up final boss Mima from the Orb. Yay!
What if (keeping to this theme) "The Legend of Seija: The Kobito Cap" happened?
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Defeat enemies by flipping them into the floor.
What if The Legend of Kokoro: Shoutoku's Mask?
Now all you fans, submit to the true best Zelda game of all time.
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Kokoro actually sells the hats of various girls, just out of spite. The final boss is Tewi, who stole Toyohime's hat. As revenge, the Watatsukis are waging war on the earth (by crashing the moon into it).
What if "New Super Watatsuki Sisters"?
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Kill everything with the power of Mary Sue in order to save Reisen! Except she's in Eientei!
Good grief I'm stupid
What if "The Legend of the Great Gods: The Taoist of Boats and Arson"?
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The very first item you get is the Fire Rod. Then the bombs. Then a nice boat.
What if "Yuugi-Oh: Duelists of the Sunflowers"?
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If the title is anything to go by....welcome back, Yuuka! :V Everyone missed your presence so~
What if ZUN did the illustrations for Kancolle?
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It woud certainly attract some attention, I'm sorry for the fans, though.
What if Touhou und Panzer?
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The tanks shoot danmaku.
What if Epic Touhou Fantasy?
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A quest for crystals would ensue.
What if Touhou and Pacific Rim had a crossover?
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The tanks shoot danmaku.
What if Epic Touhou Fantasy?
Considering how this was the guy who made Bullet Heaven and also slipped in a DOUBLE reference to Touhou and Smash Bros at the same time in Epic Battle Fantasy 3 when you used the Bullet Hell attack, (One life, Spellcards Only, Final Destination), I'm just going to say that probably not much is going to change.
What if Flowering Night... had lyrics?
*Has been watching too much Brentalfloss lately*
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Everyone, it's sing-along time! :V
What if I was in the next Touhou game?
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Everyone, it's sing-along time! :V
What if I was in the next Touhou game?
The next game is Aya Shameimaru: Gyakuten Saiban. First case: Murder. The victim: you.
What if Momiji had a sniper rifle, and could aim with deadly accuracy?
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A lot of people wouldn't be playing that game. Not that people pirate the games, because piracy is wrong.
What if Reimu became a pirate?
Expect her to pretty much raid Gensokyo in a giant ship filled with Ying Yang Orbs in search of doubloons
What if Remilia isn't a charismatic character that we know and love/hate?
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☢CAUTION!!☢ UNANSWERED QUESTION THAT WAS OVERLOOKED! ☢CAUTION!!☢
What if Touhou and Pacific Rim had a crossover?
☢CAUTION!!☢ UNANSWERED QUESTION THAT WAS OVERLOOKED! ☢CAUTION!!☢
Danmaku vs. Kaiju = epic
What if Remilia isn't a charismatic character that we know and love/hate?
Then she'd be nothing!! *Dramatic music*
What if Utsuho was in charge of making the wet floor signs in the underground?
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What if Momiji had a sniper rifle, and could aim with deadly accuracy?
Sniper Wolf? *ba dum tss* :V
What if Utsuho was in charge of making the wet floor signs in the underground?
She'd be using nuclear warning signs instead of the usual guy-slips-on-floor illustration.
What if Metal Gear Touhou starring Marisa?
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Marisa discovers the amazing stealth secrets of a simple cardboard box and uses it to infiltrate the Scarlet Devil Library and "borrow" some books.
What if "Marisa Kirisame and the Deathly Hakkeros"?
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Marisa would go on a quest to find and dispose of Lord Voldemononobe's plate/horcrux.
What if Satori had Koishi take an inkblot test?
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Alright, now tell me what you see.
Satori: You're only here to take my money. You hate me as much as everyone else. Now you're questioning whether this was the best idea, and you're worried I may become upset and act violently. Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.
Koishi: I see a butterfly (http://24.media.tumblr.com/eafa02c3f78d1d4119751568ea3456f4/tumblr_mrdjggmtVG1sf76yco1_400.gif)!
EDIT: Whoops, forgot.
What if Yukari and Ran switched places for a day
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RAN: Finally, I can sleep all day and not have to worry.
~~~
CHEN: Mrreeooowww! *Purrs cutely*
YUKARI: *nosebleed lake*
What if the Kappas (namely Nitori) created new mobility technology that allows non-flyers to drive vehicles alongside floating walls and roofs? (And Yukari could probably make compacted air using border hax, making cars "fly" >w<)
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Sci-fi Touhou, no doubt.
What if Touhou Taihou?
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Sci-fi Touhou, no doubt.
What if Touhou Taihou?
Kappa war!
What if Touhou X Trauma Center?
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Erin would be the main character and has to save the world, a whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?~
What if Scrooge McDuck ended up in Gensokyo? (Think Disney guys!)
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DuckTales: Gensokyo Edition. :V
What if the next main games stopped using ZUN art?
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Is the artist Shibafu? :V If the art still has a sort of silly ZUN-esque feel to it, then it'll still be fine by my standards
What if this (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UJZ06n1Hn8U/UxI2NduvglI/AAAAAAAAD0Y/6gYru-E3FTM/s1600/BZgefkBCEAAu-1q.jpeg)?
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Then everyone starts placing on bets on who will blow the other away with their strange weapons first.
What if the Kappa create an AI and said AI goes rogue and starts trying to exterminate all the humans and youkai in Gensokyo?
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They'll use danmaku to sort it out as usual. Then they'll have tea with it.
What if all of us were Touhou characters?
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Countries would have one giant tea party (with sake) after their wars.
What if Persona x Touhou?
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Fortunately, Iced Fairy already wrote something along the lines of that, even if it's just a one-shot. (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6161702/10/Gensoukyo-Shorts)
What if Two Mikos Play (insert game here)?
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They'll say things like "These hitboxes are too big!" and "Where's the item collect line?"
What if we were all various American historical figures?
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That's not Touhou related! *buzzer noise*
What if there was a youkai with the power of copying other character's powers? (Yes, I was thinking of Kirby at the time.)
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Seeing her eat people just to copy abilities will be a frightening (and maybe hilarious) sight.
What if there is a case of "Cowboy Bebop at His Computer (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowboyBebopAtHisComputer)" where a Japanese publication talks about the series, saying that it's about a shrine maiden named "Touhou" solving incidents?
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Then that article would, of course, end up being the one reprinted in Western publications to "introduce the West to Touhou". Thousands of misinformed new fans ensue. (And you thought the "What anime is this? Is this from mcroll? Bad apple is shadow art I saw it on cnn" folks were bad...)
What if Kanako was Vladimir Putin?
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I would gladly move to Russia if that was so.
What if Kanako was a film director?
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Every movie stars Sanae, and they're probably very high-budget yet they'll still be so cheesy that nobody will like them.
What if Suika did stand-up comedy?
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Cue Suika growing huge and flashing everyone.
What if Sanae's Romantic Love?
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Fandom will pair him with other girls anyway.
What if Keine demands that people make complete-looking questions from now on?
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F**k tha poliec, bi- *CAVED*
...Worth it.
What if a male 2hu shows up...who also happens to be an epic trap*?
*)At least equal to Bridget, Hideyoshi, or Ruka in trap grade.
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Look harder, it's still a girl :V
What if Touhou characters appeared in the next LEGO movie?
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I'd go burn down LEGO HQ. Getting damn sick of them borrowing everybody's copyrights and making them stupid.
What if the next Touhou game still stars Seija?
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Move over Aya/Sanae/Cirno/ZUN's actual wife. There's a new girlfriend in town!
What if we get Fairy Wars 2?
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What if we get Fairy Wars 2?
Starring Lily White and Daiyousei as playable characters, and Cirno as Stage 2 boss.
What if 2hus in college?
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What if 2hus in college?
They grow up so fast.
I'd go burn down LEGO HQ. Getting damn sick of them borrowing everybody's copyrights and making them stupid.
But they managed to make me attractive :V
What if there was a Touhou x Kancolle event?
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There will be war there.
What if Nazrin ate Rin?
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Seija: "Exactly as planned!"
What if Youmu's human half was actually an asura half all along and she didn't know it?
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Seija: "Exactly as planned!"
What if Youmu's human half was actually an asura half all along and she didn't know it?
Let's hope she doesn't show her wrath...
What if ZUN actually had discovered the Hakurei Shrine and traveled to Gensokyo (where he got his ideas from) and is forced not to let the secret out by Yukari and to blame it on alcohol?
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The minority who held steadfast to that belief would celebrate in joy. Those who did not would still celebrate as Gensokyo was truly a genuine place now that they knew this.
What if we were all Shinmyoumaru?
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We all would have a liiiiiiittle problem... *crickets chirp* oh shut up!
What if Ikushima Setsujo (see below) and Kogasa switched umbrellas/personas?
(http://th-jss.cocolog-nifty.com/photos/uncategorized/2014/06/18/setujo_2.png)
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Then people would be surprised. Anyway, is that a fan-game? Looks like Marine Benefit to me, for some reason.
What if Touhou aircraft carriers?
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Touhou X Kantai Collection, anyone?
If Solid Snake is in Gensokyo...
*Solid Snake is a character from the video game franchise Metal Gear*
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There would also be a Solid Frog.
What if I added frog to my ice cube recipe?
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You and Cirno are now best friends forever and also the enemy of Suwako and the giant toad forever.
What if you meet someone who claims that all the characters in the series are lolis and that all fan games are official games and is misleading other people with these "facts?"
Sadly, I've met someone like that, and s/he seems to really believe that...
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I'd assume they also contribute to the "Death Waltz = U.N. Owen" misconception and begin beating them with the nearest Touhou-related item. Sadly, the only item like that I have is my computer, so...
What if Touhous have been living with us in disguise this entire time?
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They probably are looking at the Touhou fans and laughing at our ridiculous fanworks.
What is Reisen joined the Mekakushi Dan?
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Had to do some research about that... alright so, she would have to find someone else who gives her lie for her... ouch.
What if Nazrin lost her dowsing rods and her entire army of mice?
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Byakuren would say "At least you still have us." and give her a big hug. Then her things would "conveniently" turn up again. She truly is a clever commander.
What if Touhou x Katawa Shoujo? Out of all the crossover questions, I don't think we've had this one yet.
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Hm...
Emi = Tojiko
Hanako = Mokou
Lily = Benben
Rin = Satori
Shizune = Mystia
Misha = Tewi
What if Murasa was a ship?
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"Wait! Who's piloting (?) her?!" Marisa, if Murasa was a ship.
What if Sekibanki, Marisa and Patchouli each played Dark Souls?
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Raging ensues, except from Marisa.
What if Neil Armstrong decided to escape from the afterlife to Gensokyo?
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He'll be glad that Eirin, Kaguya, and Reisen don't have issues, at least major ones, with him "declaring war on the moon" back in 1969.
What if Touhou 15 features a completely new cast, including playable characters, but still takes place in Gensokyo, and in-game dialogues explicitly say that the game takes place a few days after the events of 14.3 and even mentions the names of old characters, despite them not showing up at all?
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Still no Mima.
What if Touhou x the LEGO Movie?
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Then danmaku battles would give new meaning to the word "brick joke"
What if ZUN decide to be an immense troll and, after officially announcing Mima's return, she is the boss of the first level with 2 lines of dialogue? (any allusion to a certain black-hole princess of the netherworld is deliberate)
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Look again; it's actually Tojiko.
What if Eiki found out about "Impossible Sell Card"?
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She would be beyond disappointed that ZUN never put her in the game, while long-forgotten old friends like Mokou and Nitori saw their return.
What if Akagi was really just Reimu without the hair accessories?
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Still no Mima.
I said a completely new cast. Please pay attention to the questions.
Anyway...
Then Reimu is actually Kongou in a different attire.
What if Rinnosuke is morbidly obese?
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Mannosuke... Mannosuke everywhere.
What if Marisa stole Kyouko's broom?
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She'd have a hard time flying, unless she has the things handy to make a broom capable of flight.
What if Kyouko stole Marisa's broom instead?
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It wouldn't remotely matter, as Marisa is stated to be able to do it with any old broom.
What if the Hakurei Barrier also was equipped with a self destruct in case of dire emergency? To the point where they would break through otherwise?
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It wouldn't remotely matter, as Marisa is stated to be able to do it with any old broom.
What if the Hakurei Barrier also was equipped with a self destruct in case of dire emergency? To the point where they would break through otherwise?
Then what would the point be? The point of the Hakurei Border is to keep the real world out of Gensokyo. If you add a self-destruct function to the border, you essentially destroy the border, allowing the real world to come in, which is the exact OPPOSITE of the goal. That's like in EoSD if Remilia had a panic button that activated a giant fan that blew the red mist away.
What if Touhou 15 was about kids being gapped in by Yukari?
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Tenshi is the last boss and is undefeatable.
What if Neko Miko Suika?
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Reimu would be angered because somebody stole her uniform.
What if Miko tries to copy Byakuren and dyes her hair?
By the way, @game2011, I tried to answer these What if questions in a funny kind of way as you've requested earlier on.
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Byakuren and Miko would have a catfight.
What if Aya managed to get dirt on the fact that Yukari in this scenario that I'm writing used to be a human?
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The facts in the resulting news article would be greatly "enhanced" thanks to Aya.
What if Kisume got stuck in her bucket?
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Wait isn't Kisume ALWAYS in her bucket... unless she needed to go to the bathroom then Yamame might have to grab Yuugi to help Kisume out.
What if magical Taoists girls happened? (This question is gonna bite me.)
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If anything, the Buddhists are going to end up as the villains in those circumstances.
What if Kanhou Bunkanchou ~ Aoba Spoiler? (Yes, it is a Kancolle crossover.)
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I had to look this up
Nothing really would change, not many youkai are ships, and so the whole game would just be aya photographing Komachi's magnificent boat.
Or Murasa's, if she hasn't sunk it yet.
What if Remilia decided to reuse the entire plotline of EoSD in a "new" incident, but this time decided to abide by health and safety regulations?
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It would be called Touhou Koumakyou 2 ~ Extension of Safe Devil
What if Sakuya sees Sanae as a romantic rival for Reimu's affections?
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Then what would the point be? The point of the Hakurei Border is to keep the real world out of Gensokyo. If you add a self-destruct function to the border, you essentially destroy the border, allowing the real world to come in, which is the exact OPPOSITE of the goal. That's like in EoSD if Remilia had a panic button that activated a giant fan that blew the red mist away.
The button was not to destroy the barrier as to expose Gensokyo, but rather to destroy Gensokyo in the explosion...
What if Sakuya sees Sanae as a romantic rival for Reimu's affections?
BAH. Reimu has no love for anyone.
What if Mokou met Kimiko from Xiaolin Showdown?
*Is still harping on that crossover and writing a fic, so an answer that makes sense might make its way inside!*
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Kimiko: Fire "Star Hanabi" *Begins shooting fireballs at Mokou*
Mokou: Bitch "Plz" *Honest Man's Death*
Alternately, Mokou could teach her how to make full use of the power of fire. In other words, teach her Fujiyama Volcano.
(I can't tell if you were saying "be serious" or "I might give a serious answer" =P)
What if Reimu is Gensokyo's Haruhi Suzumiya?
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Which means Reimu is in fact the goddess of her own shrine...?
I had to look this up
Nothing really would change, not many youkai are ships, and so the whole game would just be aya photographing Komachi's magnificent boat.
Or Murasa's, if she hasn't sunk it yet.
I said...Kantai Collection crossover! :V The image I had in mind was Aoba taking photographs of the other kanmusu.
What if ZUN made another reverse trap character?
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Ship her with Wriggle, 'cause everybody is "gay" in Gensokyo. :V
What if Koishi decided to go for this look (danbooru, NSFW ads, spoilers, yadda yadda yadda) (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1587125?pool_id=3663) for Halloween (assuming some people are aware of KKHTA, probably as in-universe fiction)?
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It would actually work very well. Who wouldn't want to present candy to someone with a head of hair so much nicer than theirs in exchange for tips on maintaining absolutely perfect, silky, radiant long hair?
What if I-19 met Iku Nagae?
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I could imagine Iku going off at "i-ku" for causing a tsunami (it's caused by an earthquake, right?) while out ship-sinking Murasa with her oxygen torpedos.
...though I think she would get excited (for some reason) the moment she learns that Iku's name is, well, Iku
(I gots the reference?)
What if Reimu died?
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Marisa somehow become able to use the Hakurei orb and spend a day using it to search for Ms. Shrine Maiden. After defeating three bosses, the third would then inform Marisa that her old friend had left for the land of the departed. Marisa would then go beat up Yukari (telling her to manipulate the border of life and death) Yuyuko (telling her to give up Reimu) and finally Reimu herself, who reveals that Gensokyo is just a dream and the death of the shrine maiden will result in the dream's end. Fortunately, Marisa escapes before Gensokyo's collapse and returns to find Reimu and Suika building a new Gensokyo.
We all know she died from starvation.
What if Project I-ku, comeplete with Lunarian style aliens and Hisouten style mechas?
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What if Reimu died?
I have my own theory on that. It's not "CtC", but instead more along the lines of "Mother Brain without a countdown." I have my things to back it up, but people don't tend to take my theories well, so I'll just leave at "Border detonates, everyone dies."
What if Project I-ku, comeplete with Lunarian style aliens and Hisouten style mechas?
There might be a joke in there, but I'm not seeing it. I'll leave it alone because I wanted to remind you of something.
What if Tresser T actually read his PMs and responded back? Wink wink, nudge nudge, I sent you a mail.
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He would fail even more with interpersonal skills.
What if Cthulhu showed up in Gensokyo?
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He would fail even more with interpersonal skills.
What if Cthulhu showed up in Gensokyo?
Welp, his gig's been booked already by a cute rabbit.
What if 404 Error?
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An error haz okuued. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1704401) :V (danbooru warning, blablabla)
What if Flandrebachi? (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/199229) (Also danbooru warning, yadda yadda yadda)
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Nicholas Cage: NOT THE BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALSO THE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What if alphes's way of drawing eyelashes in Touhou 13.5 becomes a series trademark, meaning ZUN starts drawing those kinds of eyelashes?
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Now everyone has thick eyebrows.
What if all the 2hus fused into one?
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Now it's called 1hu.
What if Nintendo makes a Touhou game for the Wii U, and it becomes one of the best-selling Wii U games in history? It never gets localized, though...
BTW, edited my previous answer slightly.
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We would probably just order it overseas.
What if Nintendo makes a Touhou game for the 3DS and it's one of the worst-selling 3DS games in history? But it gets localized.
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Despite selling badly, it's still a well-received game that is a cult classic.
What if ZUN retires from making Touhou stuff entirely and sells the series to ido, the developer of the fan games The Last Comer, Mystical Power Plant, and Riverbed Soul Saver?
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Then we can expect all the canon 2hus to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior in the next issue of whatever print work is running when that happens. Oh well, I guess I could always see what the Marine Benefit guys are up to.
What if all the MoF characters were confirmed by ZUN to be Canadians?
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"Aya, stop harrassin' me, eh!?"
What if Yamame has a thick Kansai/Southern accent & dialect?
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Australia has many poisonous spider species, so it would probably fit. Quite well, too.
What if Speilberg had permission from ZUN to direct a Touhou movie, and casts Daniel Day-Lewis as Reimu?
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Considering that Daniel Day-Lewis is A GUY and (almost) everyone in Touhou are GIRLS, it probably wouldn't be canon.
What if ZUN decides to make all fanon ideas canon in touhou 15?
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Phantasmagoria with fandom? That day, Touhou kind received a grim reminder, when ZUN knocked down Wall the Fourth.
What if 2hus hijacked Reddit?
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They'll realize their mistake
What if there was a 3hu? (No, I'm not out of ideas I felt I had to ask that)
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Then Brohou would exist.... I think?
What if chair youkai took over Gensokyo including steal the other chairs?
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If that's a new game I guess I'll sit that one out! ba-dum-pshh
What if there was a 2hu that gained strength for every fan who calls her, her waifu?
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What if there was a 2hu that gained strength for every fan who calls her their waifu?
She'd be playable in a personal spinoff whose main game mechanic revolved around sexual pandering.
What if Nintendo hires ZUN to make another Kid Icarus?
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It would have better music, slightly worse graphics, and an infinite amount of female enemies.
What if tax existed in gensokyo?
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Reimu would be forced deeply into debt.
What if the next Kancolle ships looked exactly like Touhous?
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ZUN MIGHT actually make a copyright claim...
What if the next person who said "Mima will be in the next game" woke up to find Mima haunting their house?
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Either Mima will never leave to annoy the person, or the person will not allow Mima to leave because "OMG MIMA AAAAHHHHH!!!" Either way Mima would be gone for a long, long time. Perhaps that's the real reason she hasn't been seen since MS?
What if the upcoming movie Dracula Untold was actually about Remilia Scarlet and events that happened before she moved to Gensokyo? (With probably a short segment involving Flandre, because if one sister is related, the other has to be. Others can have cameos too!)
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Remilia: The True Scarlet Story
What if Touhou x Working?
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Sōta would drop Popura for Shinmyoumaru and get pummeled by Inami and all the other girls.
What if Touhou: Mountain of Fantastic Night Desires Perfect Subterranean Devil Character View?
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It's going to be all the games combined together in one large Christmas sale bundle. One program, nine different Touhou games. I would certainly buy this if it existed.
What if we were all Kogasa?
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Surprising at first, but then it gets stale.
What if this is real?
(http://i.imgur.com/DKsurWT.jpg)
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The same thing as it if weren't: People would complain. Also, why Samus twice?
What if the next game announcement by ZUN was Touhou 15 made by himself AND Touhou 16 was a fangame made canon?
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Then he would also accept The Last Comer, Marine Benefit, Mystical Power Plant, and Riverbed Soul Saver as canon. As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.
What is Touhou X Animal Crossing?
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As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.
...Nope. Why Samus twice is because for Smash 4, it's been confirmed Samus and Zero Suit Samus are gonna be separate characters.
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Then he would also accept The Last Comer, Marine Benefit, Mystical Power Plant, and Riverbed Soul Saver as canon. As for why Samus twice, I believe it might be related to the fact that, during development, Samus was top tier.
What is Touhou X Animal Crossing?
Nice characters: Momiji, Chen, Suwako, Shinmyoumaru, Reimu, Sanae, Byakuren, Nitori, etc.
Valley girls: Marisa, Rin, Flandre, Utsuho, Murasa, Aya, Hatate, Meiling, Seija, Futo, Kyouko, Yoshika, Miko, etc.
Snobby girls: Kanako, Remilia, Yukari, Yuyuko, Toyohime, Yorihime, Eirin, Kaguya, Seiga, Eiki, etc.
Gluttons: Rinnosuke
Grouches: Unzan
What if Touhou x Rune Factory?
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I'm...not so sure how to answer this, but your NPCs will be 2hus.
What if Touhou x Dumb Ways to Die?
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Mokou sets fire to her hair
Daiyousei pokes a stick at a grizzly bear
Rumia eats medicine (OMGWTF RUMIA YOU CANNIBAL EATING OTHER YOUKAI)
Rinnosuke (being the only canon male) uses his private parts as piranha bait
Duumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Duuumb ways to di- i- i- ie
So many dumb ways to die
Reimu gets her toast out with a fork
Sakuya does her own electrical work
Keine teaches herself how to fly
Yuyuko eats a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Remilia invites a psycho killer inside
Marisa scratches a drug dealers brand new ride
Reisen takes her helmet off in outer space
Alice uses a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Sanae keeps a rattlesnake as a pet
Meiling sells both her kidneys on the internet
Nazrin eats a tube of superglue
(Kaguya) I wonder, what's this red button do? (Explodes Eientei)
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Ran dresses up like a moose during hunting season
Chen disturbs a nest of wasps for no good reason
Cirno stands at the edge of a train station platform,
drives around the boom gates at a level crossing,
and runs across the tracks between the platforms
It may not rhyme but she's quite possibly
The dumbest ⑨ to die
The dumbest ⑨ to die
The dumbest ⑨ to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to dieee
What if Cirno was secretly an undercover agent for Remilia
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Secret agent? She was the mastermind behind the whole incident!
What if there was a 2hu bomb squad?
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Going by the rule of spell cards, none of the bombs are capable of actually killing anyone.
What if ZUN spells the next game "2hu" because he says that's what an English site (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum) is calling the series, so he assumed that's how it is called in America?
On the serious note though, I think "2hu" sounds ridiculous and hope that people will stop it, but obviously, no one's gonna listen to me. :(
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Oh don't worry, ZUN would definitely know about how the series is called, and he's not one to troll... or is he?
What if 2hoo (Happy now? =P) x Pikmin?
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Sukuna is the main character, pulling little Yuuku-yuukas out of the ground.
What if ZUN made a 2ho?
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It would be an alternate universe of 2hu/Touhou.
What if we got a painter youkai?
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Please let her be based off a famous historical painter. Please.
What if Komachi beat Remilia in the next popularity poll?
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I'd actually be more surprised than if Kogasa did it.
What if Touhou x F-Zero? (did I already ask this?)
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Fist Sign ~ "FALCON-PAWNCH!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuq47Ii0UHY) is born.
(Also races, races everywhere...)
What if this Touhou RPG (https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,16953.0.html)actually got attention when it was first posted in June...
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What if this Touhou RPG (https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,16953.0.html)actually got attention when it was first posted in June...
Cruel, uncontrollable laughter.
What if TouhouXGame&Watch?
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Play as Reimu! Three spaces to dodge! Battle Remilia, the evil vampire! And get through bullet hell if you can! That's FIVE SHOTS ALL AT ONCE!
What if Warai no Uzume no Mikoto was made canon?
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Comedic spellcards ahoy.
What if we got a beetle youkai?
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Wriggle's best friend.
What if Haruna didn't get a Kai Ni?
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100 straight years of otaku tears.
What if the forest surrounding the Hakurei Border was actually Aokigahara, and the suicides within were really youkai attacks?
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Objection!
The fourth chapter of Cage in Lunatic Runagate mentions that the Youkai Mountain preserves the original appearance of Mount Yatsugatake, indicating that Gensokyo's location might be somewhere around the Yatsugatake Mountain Range, where Lake Suwa is also located nearby. However, the Aokigahara forest lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji! Therefore, a retcon would be necessary for that to be true!
Of course, there is still a possibility...
What if there was a gap leading to the Aokigahara forest, specifically for the youkais' perusal?
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Touhou fans would undoubtedly flock to the forest for the sake of catching a glimpse of say, Mystia. Or someone like that.
What if Akron (http://epicbattlefantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Akron) was a Touhou character?
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(S)he will hang out with fellow evil creators and have a chat with Byakuren about the woes of being imprisoned.
What if Aya took a selfie?
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What if Aya took a selfie?
Self Shot! 500 pt bonus.
What if Neko Renko?
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Fans of Renko being like "wtf is this why is she a neko" and then rampaging, storming Renko's school and burning her at the stake.
All within a single fan fiction.
What if Lily decided to announce Summer instead of Spring?
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Then you will have to avoid a barrage of red-hot danmaku whenever Summer arrives.
What if Communist Gensokyo?
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What if Communist Gensokyo?
In Soviet Gensokyo, book borrows you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, frog freezes you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, time stops you!
In Soviet Gensokyo, incident solves you!
...
And then Seija flips herself into a capitalist...
What if Touhou Ducktales?
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Obvious Reimu pogo-stick powers at hand I mean wouldn't want to see it. (Innuendo much?)
What Marisa discovered the meaning of pie? (YES CRAZY QUESTION AHOY)
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What Marisa discovered the meaning of pie? (YES CRAZY QUESTION AHOY)
Marisa starts the Cult of 3.42.
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Ultimate Spellcard:
Brown Pants Sign ~ HOLYMOTHEROFSHITHOWTOIDODGETHATGODDAMNTHINGIT'SLIKEVERYTHINGGOINGOFFATONCEHOLYSHIT!!
*Pi-chuun~*
What if Are You Smarter Than a Nineball?
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Utsuho: My name is Okuu and I'm more smarterer than a ⑨
What if Yuyuko ate Ayakashi, herself included?
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What if Yuyuko ate Ayakashi, herself included?
Still not as good as Mystia.
What if people realized that my previous question was shipping-related?
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Still not as good as Mystia.
What if people realized that my previous question was shipping-related?
Nobody would care and would probably move on to something else.
What if Worlds Collide X Touhou?
Worlds Collide is the OFFICIAL Sonic/Mega Man crossover.
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Yukari's gonna be responsible for the characters of all series meeting each other, just like most fan fics I've seen on FF.net.
What if Hina enjoys laughing at people's misfortunes?
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Yukari's gonna be responsible for the characters of all series meeting each other, just like most fan fics I've seen on FF.net.
What if Hina enjoys laughing at people's misfortunes?
She enjoys purging them. It's her job description, so this is fundamentally impossible.
When I said official, I meant "SEGA and Capcom approved it and it was done by the licensed comic producer". I wish you wouldn't treat it like a mere fanfic. Also, in the comic is a Genesis Wave used to rewrite space and time according to a better outlook for them. So it's possible she would step in for that.
What if the Chaos Emeralds wound up in Gensokyo?
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She enjoys purging them. It's her job description, so this is fundamentally impossible.
When I said official, I meant "SEGA and Capcom approved it and it was done by the licensed comic producer". I wish you wouldn't treat it like a mere fanfic. Also, in the comic is a Genesis Wave used to rewrite space and time according to a better outlook for them. So it's possible she would step in for that.
What if the Chaos Emeralds wound up in Gensokyo?
This is supposed to be a joke topic, so why are you taking things so seriously? Just deal with it. Seriously, this thread has become a shadow of its former self, with people taking it too seriously rather than treating it as something fun...
Back to the question...
The sight of the beautiful gem tempts Reimu to pick it up, and she somehow activates Chaos Control and warps herself to Hakugyokurou, where she falls on top of Yuyuko's lunch, ruining it. Chaos ensues...
What if Mokou accidentally burns up the Bamboo Forest of the Lost?
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The Eientei residents would still be alright as they've got their house to accommodate themselves, but Kagerou would end up homeless and very unamused.
What if we were all Akron?
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I dunno how to answer but here's some trivia: Akron backwards in Norka, which in polish means "a small hole more likely dug by an animal".
What if next 2hu game featured voice actors?
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Then Touhou starts to become less of a Doujin work and more of an official mega-franchise.
What if all the 2hus are Communists?
*Minus the Soviet Gensokyo part.
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The short answer is that Reimu would breathe a sigh o relief, also
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What if Shinmyoumaru appeared in Once Upon a Time? I mean Shinmyoumaru herself, not Issun-Boshi
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This is supposed to be a joke topic, so why are you taking things so seriously? Just deal with it. Seriously, this thread has become a shadow of its former self, with people taking it too seriously rather than treating it as something fun...
Why do I get targeted for that one and not the guy who called out Objection a page or so back doing the exact same thing?
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Because...I did it in an over-the-top manner, much like certain lawyers would? :V
In any case, let's just move on and not let this snowball. Forgive and forget, eh?
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What if Shinmyoumaru appeared in Once Upon a Time? I mean Shinmyoumaru herself, not Issun-Boshi
It would be the result of Yukari being bored. And every remotely evil person in Storybrooke would try to get the Miracle Mallet despite Shinmyoumaru being the only one able to use it...
What if Gensokyo Family Feud with your host: Remila Scarlet?
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It would be the result of Yukari being bored. And every remotely evil person in Storybrooke would try to get the Miracle Mallet despite Shinmyoumaru being the only one able to use it...
What if Gensokyo Family Feud with your host: Remila Scarlet?
Family Feud with REMILIA hosting? Nononono. She'd quit after episode 3. Have you seen the show lately? UGH. She would be revolted by it.
What if Gensokyo Jeopardy, hosted by Akyuu.
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It would play out somewhat like this:
Akyuu: Alright contestants, our categories today are: "Incidents", "Reimu's Donation Box", "The Boundary", "The Outside World", "Perfect Math Class", and finally, "History". Reimu! You first.
Reimu: "Incidents" for $800.
Akyuu: "This incident involved a strange, blood-red mist that attempted to block out the sun."
*Button press*
Akyuu: Cirno.
Cirno: What's an incident?
Akyuu: I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
*Button press*
Akyuu: Reimu.
Reimu: What is the Scarlet Mist Incident!
Akyuu: Yes!
Reimu: Now let's do "Reimu's Donation Box" for $1000
Akyuu: "This is always empty..."
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What if Gensokyo Wheel of Fortune?
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If Hina is not involved, it's not going to be fitting.
What if Kancolle introduced Destroyer Uranami?
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She would be pretty OP
What if Twitch Plays Touhou?
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Game over in ten seconds.
What if Seija reversed Rule 34?
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Porn wouldn't exist.
What if the next incident involved vines taking over Gensokyo, and the final boss is an insect youkai? (Kirby Triple Deluxe reference)
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At the end it would fuse with an unwilling yuuka to become a flower monster and there would be a danmaku battle to this theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmxR486CYgk)
And the EX Boss would be the youkai's soul, fought to this theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7g-uTpv1FE).
And the stage bosses would be a flower youkai (Not yuuka), A paintbrush tsukumogami, Iku, A snake youkai, A fire frog youkai, and the stage 6 miniboss would be Yamame controlling whatever heroine you didn't pick with web-like puppet strings.
And this theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--NRo7mpJ9E) plays whenever you use a bomb...
What if Taranza (http://kirby.wikia.com/wiki/Taranza) (from Kirby Triple Deluxe) kidnapped Reimu?
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Yuyuko to the rescue!
What if ZUN tried to apply competitive balancing to the cast's actual powers?
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Forgive me for my misunderstanding, but isn't that the Spell Card Rules?
What if Kancolle introduced Enterprise (CV-6), portrayed as a flight deck carrying Jiang shi?
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What if the Human Village Leader is female. (:
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ERROR: ILLEGAL OPERATION
Answer the previous poster's question first.
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What if the Human Village Leader is female. (:
Considering the circumstances of Gensokyo, that being an actual fact would not be too surprising, but are you going to answer my question or not? Although I would be fine if you stated otherwise.
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What if Kancolle introduced Enterprise (CV-6), portrayed as a flight deck carrying Jiang shi?
Rigid Enterprise?
(not knowing anything about Kancolle, so...)
What if the next game only features the Taoists as playable characters? No Marisa or Reimu.
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Touhou 14.5: Beat the Shit Out of the Myouren Temple
What if Waki Miko Reimu?
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Then armpit fetishists. Armpit fetishists everywhere.
What if I summed up Touhou music by saying it has a bunch of dying bees in it?
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Swarms of dying bees owned by ZUN will sting you in your sleep.
What if Mario invaded Touhou? (Not Super Marisa Land)
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Mario mistakes Sanae for Luigi, prompting Luigi to finally go nuts.
What if Touhou Battle Network? (*Jumps straight to bunker*)
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then this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXmvNA7aLM0) will happen
what if the god of the Hakurei Shrine was Mima all along?
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Then the people who had made that speculation would celebrate in joy.
What if the next Kancolle event was a Touhou one?
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I would consider playing it, then, as usual, not bother
What if Suika was secretly a non-alcoholic?
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Then maybe she's not an oni secretly????
What if space age Touhou happens?
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Then reimu asplode into pieces and Sanae becomes the new armpit miko
What if Yuuka weren't asleep in LLS stage 5?
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Trespassers are still going to end up as dead meat anyway
What if the next Touhou game had vulgarities in it?
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Trespassers are still going to end up as dead meat anyway
What if the next Touhou game had vulgarities in it?
The gangster patch wouldn't be necessary :VVVVV
What if Touhou 15 featured Mima as a stage 1 midboss?
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Look closer, it's not actually Mima, it's a new character entirely.
What if we had an Australian Touhou character?
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It'll just be either a Crocodile, Kangaroo, or Koala, type character.
What if Touhou Dynasty warriors happen?
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It'll just be either a Crocodile, Kangaroo, or Koala, type character.
What if Touhou Dynasty warriors happen?
https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=11434.0
You squeal in delight upon coming upon this.
What if Touhou become a popular E-Sport along the level of Starcraft spontaneously?
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Expect a lot of Korean Touhous to go "Spellcards. KEKEKE"
What if Gensokyo is a futuristic Cyberpunk?
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Then the kappa are regarded very highly socially, due to their knowledge of the technology.
And everything's powered by Utsuho's reactor.
What if endermen (http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Enderman) invaded Gensokyo?
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What if endermen (http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Enderman) invaded Gensokyo?
There's an incident! Reimu and Marisa must go to Makai to fan pander Shinki back to life for one last battle!
What if ZUN retconned Mima by saying that someone else was her mentor?
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There's an incident! Reimu and Marisa must go to Makai to fan pander Shinki back to life for one last battle!
Shinki relates to endermen HOW!?!?!?!? ???
What if ZUN retconned Mima by saying that someone else was her mentor?
That someone else ends up being Mima's future self.
What if Shinki took over The Nether (http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Nether) (The Minecraft nether, if you're too lazy to click on the link :P.) and annexed it as part of Makai?
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Minecraft mobs as Touhou enemies:
Pigmen will ram you if you attack them
Ghasts will shoot frag grenades, like in Mokou's Mt. Fuji/Fujiyama Volcano
Blazes will shoot streaming barrages
Wither Skeletons will be like Pigmen, but faster and more aggressive
The Wither would me moe-ified and become a boss fight, based around frag bullets
What if Kero Miko Sanae?
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That's SanaeB in UFO. It appears to be practically impossible not to really love those circular guns with frogs as ammunition.
What if Touhou naval warfare?
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Murasa wins.
What if Nazrin converted to Judaism?
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Cue Myouren Temple trying to take her back, with force if necessary.
What if literal religious war?
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Then we get to meet Jesus
What if Shinki was Byakuren before converting to Buddhism?
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Then the next incident would entail finding whoever gave her that awful purple-and-light-brown dye job.
What if Kanako had succeeded in taking over the Hakurei shrine?
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"It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy!"
What if ZUN used timpani in his music?
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Then it would be Touhou boss music with a hint of Ghetsis' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX2hOoaLb4Y).
What if we got a hydra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra_%28genus%29) (not that hydra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lernaean_Hydra)) youkai?
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She would constantly regenerate health, her nonspells would be like Remilia's Curse ?Curse of Vlad Tepes,? but with kunai instead of daggers, faster and denser shots, and no trails. Her spellcards could have ?tentacles like smaller, sparser, and slower versions of those in Byakuren and Shinki's Great Magic ?Devil's Recitation? and use various fast, streamy spreads of kunai along with bubble bullets with rice attached to resemble a jellyfish.
What if Touhoumon X and Y?
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Touhoumon.... IN 3D!
What if the next game had 10 stages instead of 6?
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Moar 2hus!
What if A Day in Remilia's Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ)? (i swear to god there has to be at least a walfas version)
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Remilia: Ah, what a nice day to cover the entire region in scarlet mist.
Sakuya: Good evening, Mistress.
Remilia: If it isn't my loyal maid Sakuya.
How goes it?
Sakuya: I made your favori~ite: adorable biscuits!
Remilia: Oh my, adorable biscuits!
Those just so happen to be the snack which I most enjoy snacking!
Sakuya: Are the biscuits to your liking, Remilia?
Remilia: Those biscuits are delicious.
How goes my score-table?
Sakuya: You still occupy the ten top positions, Mistress.
In fact, you have all the point items in your possession.
Remilia: Splendid.
Meiling: Remilia, Remilia!
Remilia: This better be important because I'm trying to enjoy my tea.
Meiling: There's a Miko on the Mansion grounds!
Remilia *spits tea* A MIKO IN THE MANSION?!
*various curses* ALREADY?? *continues cursing*
Sakuya, Sakuya! Help me stuff my biscuits into Patchy's books!
I can't let that Miko get to them!
Last time I had my biscuits, Flan stole them!
*curses wildly*
Help me stuff my point items into those fairies!
PLAYER CHARACTERS KEEP STEALING MY HIGHSCORES!
Sakuya: Lady Remilia, that Miko just took down Meiling.
Remilia: -fin useless ass Meiling. I pay her so much money to guard that gate!
Th-that's it! She just lost her right to get her own story arc in IaMP!
She's now just a stupid side character!
Sakuya: Err, Patchy's down too.
Remilia: What? God Damnit, even she?! *more curses*
She's a good friend of mine... She'll pay for that!
Sakuya: Don't worry, Milady. I'll take care of he- Oh wait, nope nope.
She's spamming bombs non-stop, erasing all my knives, I'm dead.
Remilia: WHAT? ALREADY?! GOD DAMNIT! Okay, I got this. Calm down.
I've got my spellcards -
Scarlet Shoot: Shoom, Shoom, Shoom!
Red Magic: Ching, Ching
Okay, let's do this. You can do this, Remi.
She's probably already on her last life and without any bombs.
Let's position in front of the moon, straighten my dress, look intimidating.
Here we go.
Reimu: Isn't it about time you showed yourself?
Young lady?
Remilia: I knew it. Humans are useless.
Reimu: Is that maid really human?
Remilia: Are you the- You know what, let's cut to the chase.
What are you doing here?
I just planned my scheme, wanted to enjoy tea and biscuits
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and here you are, trying to take my highscore and I just want my tea.
Reimu: Don't worry, one kill doesn't make me a serial killer.
Remilia: I never talked about - Put that script down!
Reimu: Oh, that's right. You're a bother.
Remilia: Oh, I know, I know. I have a script too.
I know exactly what you're going to say.
Ahh, fine then. God... Just let me get it real quick.
Remilia: The moon is red. I'll kill you for sure.
Looks like it's going to be a fun night.
*cue Meiling, Patchy, Koakuma & Sakuya for an awesome accapella Septette*
[Reimu gets to Scarlet Shoot, dies, cue Bomb Spam]
Reimu: Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal!
Remilia: HOW MANY BOMBS DO YOU HAVE?!
Reimu: Fantasy Seal!
Remilia: PLAYTIME'S OVER! RED MAGIC!
Reimu: Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal! Fantasy Seal!
Remilia: Can you just stop that? Oh my god.
[Remiu dies again, uses continue]
Remilia: Now what's this crap supposed to be? "Continue", for real?
Just how many times do I have to hit you?
Go ahead, kill me. I'm done. What, are you going to time it out now?
Fine then, I won't go into bat form if you bomb.
Reimu: Fantasy Seal!
*Remilia explodes into many many fragments*
Meiling: Hey there Remi!
Remilia: Shut up, you're fired.
(I love that video.)
What if we get another HrtP style game?
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It's not going to be an integer of all things. Oh, and the notorious Mima will not debut, as usual.
What if we get a 2hu named Hagikaze?
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....We get a Touhou named Hakikaze?
What if Bug Princess 2 X Touhou?
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Here, I'm going to ask...
What if, and what if, Gensokyo is a militaristic Communist country?
Now I'm not talking about the Soviet Russia type of Communist, or Chinese Communists, but...
...North Korean-styled Communist. The kind that considers Capitalism as absolute evil.
I wonder...
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Then clearly, as Rinnosuke's hairstyle actively promotes evil capitalist values, it must be cleaved off to within 5cm of his scalp posthaste.
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There are too many capitalists in Gensokyo.
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Marisa's thieving antics are instead justified as 'redistributing the wealth of knowledge equally.'
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I think this goes in the What If thread.
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I think this goes in the What If thread.
Ah, good catch. Merging now ...
e: And merged! Weird how it's related to the OP of this thread, too. So then:
What if Kaguya and Eirin never found Gensokyo - how might they hide from the Lunarians?
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Eirin's broom closet, derr.
What if everyone turned chibi?
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Then it's called a spin-off game.
What if we get another jiangshi Touhou character?
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We can safely assume Seiga's offed a character to fuel her thirst for power. Soon, she will enslave all other powers and take over as the supreme ruler of all worlds if she is not stopped.
What if one of the crews (SDM crew, Buddhist crew, Taoist crew, Eientei crew, etc.) started up some sort of roleplaying campaign?
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HEEEEEY, someone forget me in the merge!?
....We get a Touhou named Hakikaze?
What if Bug Princess 2 X Touhou?
After the merge, my question got buried.
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Then obviously Wriggle would be involved.
Next person should answer Patorikku's question.
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Then Yukari would win hands down the title of "Trolliest GM in history".
What if ZUN decided that trolling Momiji/Aya fans was amusing and up the ante by doing the same to a MAYOR character?
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ZUN would've probably been under the impression that fans of Touhou don't like mayors. Or maybe he dislikes the mayor.
What if Reimu was the mayor?
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5000% sales tax to make up for her lack of donations.
What if ki-san IS Shameimaru?
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Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as Shameimaru...That raccoon dog has talent.
What if Aya was Merasmus from TF2?
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Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu... that raccoon dog must be drunk off her ass.
What if Neko Tengu Shameimaru?
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Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu disguised as a kitten...too many disguises, this is becoming very silly already...
What if Jiang Shi-meimaru (provided that Seiga has nothing to do with this)?
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Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as a human disguised as a wizard disguised as a tengu disguised as a Jiang Shi.
What if Posh Embodiment of Scarlet Mothershuckling Devil (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAataZ9SH90)?
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The popularity of Touhou faces a negative shark-jumping as a result.
What if Gensokyo has a working military?
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Reimu would forbid them from leaving Gensokyo.
What if she didn't?
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They still wouldn't leave since they've got no business with the foreigners, so there's no reason to invade...
What if Yoshika was an aircraft carrier?
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She'd be reanimated.
What if Yoshika was a tree?
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Murasa sinks her.
What if The Vicious Cycle of Playing as Marisa? (This question was inspired by these (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLFZNfygt7s) videos. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHsoD7-VGs))
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She'd be reanimated.
What if Yoshika was a tree?
(quoting this because it was missed due to needing to be approved)
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She'd be reanimated.
What if Yoshika was a tree?
It would be a flesh-eating, rotting tree.
Next person should answer my question from before:
What if The Vicious Cycle of Playing as Marisa? (This question was inspired by these (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLFZNfygt7s) videos. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIHsoD7-VGs))
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Start game, dodge bullet storms, die, rinse and repeat.
What if the Japanese decided to name a new warship Hakurei to complement the already existing destroyer Kirisame?
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It would have visible armpits.
And what if they decided to name a new space-warship Izayoi to complement the already existing warship Hakurei and the destroyer Kirisame?
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It would have pa- *knifed*
What if Soul of Wriggle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO0iq8ZOpVU)?
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Then it will be Yuyuko: Triple Deluxe
What if Unzan's actually a girl ?
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I knew it all along!
What if Maribel was American?
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She would go to Wonderland instead of Gensokyo in her dream adventures.
Might be Hilarious in Hindsight, since Maribel was American (or rather, Registanian) in my Fan Fic "Fantasy Blitzkrieg".
What if Gensokyo is in the United States?
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Then it would be overrun with millions of Mcdonalds, Walmart, and Starbucks and be tainted with US fads and customs.
What if Seija flipped Makai?
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Then a fight between Seija and Shinki would begin what would probably be the next Touhou game. SHINKI SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!
What if Phoenix Wright got spirited away to Gensokyo?
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Then i wish him good luck finding a new job.... even the Magatama can't compete with a judge that can literally see everything you have done in clear details.
What if in the next main game there are playable pairs (like in SA) and one of them is Sanae-Kogasa?
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Sanae probably dragged her along to obtain easy, quick information about the spiritual residents of Gensokyo. Poor Kogasa, being unceremoniously paraded around like that.
What if Maribel worked in the Navy?
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Then it will be Battleship all over again, but this time with Lunarians
What if Yukari's power was given by sb from the outside world ?
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Then there is someone on the outside who is obviously stronger than Yukari...
What if we got a Extra Boss that summons the previous extra bosses to attack you as an attack?
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Technically we already have Yukari who summons Ran, but the prospect of seeing Raiko used as a shikigami sounds hilarious.
Might the character be a necromancer of sorts?
What if Yuyuko was actually a manifestation of the USS Enterprise?
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**Assuming you mean the Star-Trek Enterprise, and not the decommissioned US Aircraft Carrier, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_%28CVN-65%29) but just in case I'll do both:
1. <Insert a very awkward visual of Captain Youmu T. Kirkpaku being "beamed up" into USS Yuyuko via inhalation...>
2. Murasa sinks her. (And all those butterfly-shaped bullets are actually butterfly-shaped aircraft.)
What if we had a Touhou version of Star-Trek with Murasa, Byakuren, and Ichirin as Kirk, Spock, and McCoy respectively?
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Then the whole Eientei team will be considered as Klingons :3
What if Chen can adopt sb as Shikigami ?
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Nazrin, run for your life.
Oh, by the way, just now, when I mentioned the USS Enterprise, I meant the CV-6 that was nicknamed "the Grey Ghost" as the Japanese thought they had sunk her nine times by mistake.
What if ZUN met the President of the United States?
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"Mr. Ota. Our country has a dire need of your fan-base."
What if the Vocaloids wound up in Gensokyo?
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Reimu: Prepare your spellcards!
Hatsune Miku: But I don't want to have a danmaku battle. I'd rather-
Reimu: You'd rather what?
Hatsune Miku: I'd rather... just... SING!!
Reimu: Stop that. STOP THAT! You're not bursting into song while I'm here! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YiPC91QUk&feature=youtu.be&t=57s)
What if Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as...
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What if Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as...
Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Nue disguised as Mamizou disguised as Mamizou... what?
What if Nue disguised as Nue?
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It'll be Nueception!!!
What if Five Nights at Freddie's, Gensokyo style?
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Then it will end up like Let's Play Resident Evil (Danbooru's pool, in case you don't know but I think you do)
What if Muslim entered Gensokyo ?
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Shintoism, Buddhism and Taoism would still overpower Islam, sadly.
What if Kogasa had an ability to change eye colors?
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She'd change them fast enough to cause seizures, which would really surprise people.
What if we got an Okuu version of Sir Raven? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimBHg1Ch54)
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She'd change them fast enough to cause seizures, which would really surprise people.
What if we got an Okuu version of Sir Raven? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimBHg1Ch54)
Miss Sun Raven!
What if Tet from No Game No Life offered to annex Gensokyo into Disboard?
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Then everyone will hax :v
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What if Touhou's on Xbox ?
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Lunatic 1ccs would be achivements worth...I dunno, 100 points a pop. Beating an extra stage is 150.
What if Touhou/Assassin's Creed crossover that doesn't feature Sakuya?
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Then Mamizou or Koishi would be GODMODE.... poor Templars might as well kill themself and save them the trouble :V
What if instead of Kratos the protagonist of the GoW trilogy was PC-98 Yuuka?
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Start game. 1 minute later. Game Complete.
What if Hourai Doll is sentient?
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Tried to hang itself. Failed, for it does not need oxygen.
What if the next antagonist is Suika?
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Gensokyo, prepare your breasts.
What if Titans from SnK attack Gensokyo?
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Shinmyoumaru uses the Lucky Mallet to convert them into midgets.
What if Maribel ran for president?
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Probably won't last one day on the votes, due to her talking about Gensokyo which no one believes in.
What if live-action Touhou film?
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Daniel Day-Lewis cast as Reimu please. Or else I won't watch it!
What if Shinmyoumaru met the IJN Yamato?
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She'd shrink it and ride around the misty lake on her tiny battleship! (Until Murasa sinks it...)
What if this Touhou crossover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PagZupYw0AU) became an actual fangame or mod?
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What if this Touhou crossover (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PagZupYw0AU) became an actual fangame or mod?
Flandre actually would of been more suitable in my honest opinion for that mod and also then... probably it would be more bearable, but except with the most notoriously strongest in Gensokyo and scary since we have some. (FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S REEEEEEEEEEEALLY??? *screams in terror*)
What if there was Touhou X Professor Layton game?
(Also someone make a new thread we're going overboard here.~)
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Eiki would be the Professor, with mysteries being entirely different due to her abilities being limited to judging things as black or white.
What if Komachi lost her Death Note?
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This. Just This. (http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/530663-touhou-project-%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9project)
What if Mokou suffered the fate of Bootstrap Bill? (Tied to a cannon and thrown into the ocean)
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Nothing! Because there are no
buses oceans in Gensokyo!
What if I. M. Patchouli (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmzghgVsU1Y)?
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^Then somewhere, someone on the Internet will make a 1-hour version of it
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Speaking of Internet, what if Gensokyo has social network ?
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Spell Card battles would be a thing of the past.
What if every single fairy mooks has a name?
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They'd all be named "Fairy".
What if a Touhou version of the Battle of Midway?
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What if THEY wound up in Gensokyo? ....I actually want to write this, but I can't possibly do them justice. Anyway, given their....ahem, personality. Who's the very first person who is going to attack them and why?
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The first person to attack them would probably be Reimu, since people that wind up in Gensokyo typically show up there. They could pass for youkai, and they're all sorts of wacky and overflowing with energy. They'd be "causing lots of trouble" at the shrine, so Reimu would give them a healthy dosage of KA-POW!
What if we've been wrong this entire time, and it turns out Eirin is actually Sakuya in disguise?
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What if THEY wound up in Gensokyo? ....I actually want to write this, but I can't possibly do them justice. Anyway, given their....ahem, personality. Who's the very first person who is going to attack them and why?
Are you not going to answer my question?
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Are you not going to answer my question?
...This requires a bit of 'splaining. I rather stupidly made a separate thread for that post, realized what I'd done, and asked the administrators to merge it. ...I don't HAVE an answer for your question, I'm afraid...
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...This requires a bit of 'splaining. I rather stupidly made a separate thread for that post, realized what I'd done, and asked the administrators to merge it. ...I don't HAVE an answer for your question, I'm afraid...
Sadly, the thread rules states that you have to answer the previous asker's question. Is my question really that offensive to you? :/
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The first person to attack them would probably be Reimu, since people that wind up in Gensokyo typically show up there. They could pass for youkai, and they're all sorts of wacky and overflowing with energy. They'd be "causing lots of trouble" at the shrine, so Reimu would give them a healthy dosage of KA-POW!
What if we've been wrong this entire time, and it turns out Eirin is actually Sakuya in disguise?
Then I will assume that she has dynamic breasts or P... *Knived*
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. Sr, couldn't help it
Anyway, what if Gensokyo's existence is the same as Hogwarts' ?
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See any signs that write "6 3⁄4?" Run straight into the wall it is hanging on, directly below it, to find yourself in the Nuclear Furnace!
What if ZUN takes inspirations for character designs and abilities from Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary for the next game?
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What if a Touhou version of the Battle of Midway?
The most stunning and decisive blow in the history of danmaku battles. (Half-assed answer since I just wanted your question to get answered)
What if ZUN takes inspirations for character designs and abilities from Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary for the next game?
There would be an actual cyclops instead of just a character with heterochromia. Also, she would become raocow's favorite Touhou character.
What if the games were released in America, but underwent a case of American Kirby Is Hardcore (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmericanKirbyIsHardcore)?
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All the portrait art would be done by Hellshock, the music would be covered over by the likes of Rammstein or Megadeth, and everybody would have lots of guns. Basically, Touhou "Metal As !@#$" Edition. Which I'd be totally fine with.
What if we get a game (official or otherwise) starring Nitori?
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Sadly, the thread rules states that you have to answer the previous asker's question. Is my question really that offensive to you? :/
No, I FLAT OUT FORGOT the "What if" thread EXISTED for a bit when I made the post. :(
...Sadly, I'm serious.
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Please direct your attention to a certain Tasofro game (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Shoot_Shoot_Nitori).
What if Gensokyo caught a case of Hinamizawa Syndrome (http://whentheycry.wikia.com/wiki/Hinamizawa_Syndrome)?
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One thing's for sure: there will be blood. (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/708417)
We've seen a Merry Straight (http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1737303), but what if she has a Merry-Go-Roundhouse (kick)? :V
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Hina would want to train her to enhance her spinning powers. The Merry-Go-Roundhouse would become a force the likes of which nothing can withstand.
What if Seija's plan to overturn society had actually worked in DDC?
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She'd get bored of the anarchy and insist on turning it back over after some time.
What if Seija looked at herself in the mirror?
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She'd try turning the mirror over, only to find that the reflection stays the same anyway.
What if Suika was secretly reproducing and selling Lunarian sake?
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Cue Hourai Elixir Incident 2.0.
What if the protagonists were colluding with the bosses this whole time to perpetuate the existence of the Touhou Project?
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Then Touhou confirmed for Cameo'ing in Wreck-It Ralph 2...
What if Gensokyo allies with North Korea?
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North Korean propaganda throughout Gensokyo!
What if Remilia gets a team of six pokemon? (Not Touhoumon, I mean actual pokemon.)
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Noivern, Golbat, Gourgeist, Lunatone, another Noivern, and Sakuya cleverly disguised as Furfrou.
What if our next antagonist actually controls weather. None of that "My sword can do it" bull like Tenshi.
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Well...we technically have Raiko, so your What If already exists. :V
What if Yukari went to McDonald's?
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McDonalds goes bankrupt because Gap Hag gapped all the foods out of their kitchen...
What if we have a James Bond film with all of Gensokyo as the enemy?
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Then 007 is in deep trouble. Sure, he's gotten out of some pretty tough situations, but nothing on the level of a supernaturally powerful youkai horde, plenty of whom have ridiculously broken powers.
What if Maribel was secretly a member of house Targaryen? (From Game of Thrones)
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Then a dream about Gensokyo would count as a dragon dream.
What if Game Freak used ZUNpets in OR/AS's soundtrack?
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Best soundtack ever. The whole world would melt from dem glorious trumpets.
(Something something black and white. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDfYVVzklA))
What if there was no hat in Gensokyo?
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Gensokyans would buy hats from outside of Gensokyo.
What if Touhou hats were officially added in TF2?
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Two possible outcome:
1. Girly hats or wigs are too awkward for players that doesn't have the Female Characters Mod in TF2, and so very little people buys them.
2. TF2 fandom merges with Touhou fandom.
What if Gensokyo goes to war with the United States? I mean the D-Day kind of war.
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Humans of the Outside World are heinous cheaters at danmaku and use bullets fired from machines that are nearly impossible to stream. Don't they even know how to spellcard?
What if Yuyuko went to hell for gluttony?
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We lose. Gensokyo ALWAYS wins. Ninja'd.
What if we got a harpy character?
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What if Yuyuko went to hell for gluttony?
The residents of hell better find a place to hide their food.
What if there were men in Gensokyo?
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They'd either leave because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians, or stay because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians.
What if we got a harpy character?
She'd be fed to ghosts with a side of lamprey.
What if Yukari eventually turns into Maribel?
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Can't call her "Oba-san" anymore because of actually looking young.
What if there were men in Gensokyo?
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They'd either leave because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians, or stay because all the girls in Gensokyo are lesbians.
What if Flandre is actually the sane sister and she was locked up because the batty Remilia decided it?
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What if Flandre is actually the sane sister and she was locked up because the batty Remilia decided it?
Then what was actually going on in Flandre's head if she's actually perfectly sane?!?!?
What if Satori has a secret stash of marijuana?
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What if Satori has a secret stash of marijuana?
Then that would explain the reason she claims to be able to see into others' minds.
What if Sanae replaces Reimu in the next game?
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Then that would explain the reason she claims to be able to see into others' minds.
What if Sanae replaces Reimu in the next game?
Then Reimu replaces Sanae as a boss!
What if in the next generation of pokemon, Cirno is added as a legendary ice/fairy type?
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The strongest Pok?mon has arrived!
What if there were men in Gensokyo?
We have Rinnosuke and countless normal humans.
What if TF2xTouhouxKancolle?
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The strongest Pok?mon has arrived!
We have Rinnosuke and countless normal humans.
What if TF2xTouhouxKancolle?
A first-person danmaku game featuring Touhou and Kancolle characters. WITH HATS!!!
What if a Master Spark imploded?
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Then it will become a Servant Spark.
What if Murasa went diving at Bikini Atoll (you know, the place with all the sunken ships such as the Nagato and Saratoga from the Operation Crossroads nuclear test)?
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She might find Godzilla sleeping on the seabed there. (Reference to the 2014 Godzilla movie)
What if Kaiju starts coming from the Rift and attack Gensokyo?
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The Kappas will have to build an actual Hisoutensoku mech. No need to worry about the pilot, Sanae already volunteered.
What if Majora's Mask and Termina's moon popped up in Gensokyo?
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They somehow end up in the hands of Rinnosuke, and chaos ensues.
What if the Dragon God turned out to be Alduin?
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Day 3: The Prismriver sisters played the song of time...
But nothing happened.
What if Touhou 15 had a male protagonist?
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Then we're facing the end of the world.
What if Yukari and Joker team up?
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Usamiko's question has been unanswered. Just letting you know.
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What if Yukari and Joker team up?
So begins the plot of Batmiko: The Dark Shrine Maiden Rises!
What if the Dragon God turned out to be Alduin?
Then the only thing that can defeat him...
...is the one he fears...
...in his tongue, she is Cirnokiin:
BAKABORN!
What if someone adapted Subterranean Animism into a Shakespeare-style play? (complete with iambic pentameter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iambic_pentameter) and random "-eth"s at the end of words.)
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Everyone's response will be "WHHHHYYYYYY?!"
What if the existence of Gensokyo turns out to have been conspired by a third party, with even Yukari as an Unwitting Pawn?
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Fast forward to year 2097. Super Spacemouse and Neo-Nazrin the IIIrd, the main characters of the freshly-arrived Touhou 179 - Motionless Stars, are assigned to investigate the Yggrasil, a mysterious Death Star-looking object that appeared in the sky, just above the Strongest Mountain. After defeating a horde of relentless newcomers, you finally face the Stage 5 boss : Mecha-Reisen, compelling you to turn around for the truth is too hard to handle for everyone. Of course, your common sense is stronger, and after you beat the crap out of her, you enter Stage 6. Surprisingly, the mid-boss of this stage is none other than Yukari herself. She quickly stops attacking you, considering that if you came this far, you also deserve to know what lies behind the final door of this fortress, a truth unknown to all, even to her. She then leaves, wondering whether you will manage to catch up with her. You finally find the center room of the Yggdrasil. Yukari is seen on her knees before what appears to be a giant screen, her face looking even more shocked than when she saw who was main villain in Touhou 49.5 - Catch the Will. On the screen, a single multiple-colored word could be seen...
"Google"
What if Reimu was a ninja?
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She will have to solve the next incident carefully. Being a ninja is an entirely different league than a Shrine Maiden.
"Google"
Good one! Google as the third party that orchestrated the creation of Gensokyo, with even Yukari as a pawn.
Now, on to the next question:
What if the events of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty is recreated in Gensokyo?
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Then we can have Zun replacing Hideo Kojima
(No offensive here, I like him too)
What if Gensokyo x Gundam ? (Inspired by Colonel Aki :) )
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Sanae will end up fangirling over all of them...
What if a later Touhou main game is made in collaboration with Hideo Kojima?
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The Moriya Conspiracy will be true!
What if the series gets whitewashed for an official English release?
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Every name in the game that doesn't sound western will be changed accordingly.
What if Gensokyo is cyberpunk and not magical?
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Then it will become Mass Effect
What if Touhou + Ultimate Werewolf The Board game ?
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Starring Kagerou as the protagonist...
What if Metal Gear X Touhou?
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What if Metal Gear X Touhou?
Marisa: Alice! I did it! I swiped that book right from under Patchy's nose. Man, this cardboard box plan was the best idea ev- *Sounds of Danmaku* *PI-CHUUUN~* *STATIC*
Alice: Marisa? Marisa!?! MARISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
What if we got a Kaguya and Mokou version of this overly long fight scene? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfyQHNljauk)
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It will or will not be the most awesome MMD video ever made
What if Gensokyo is, not just "another world aside from the real world", but the "Crossroad" of every world that exist since the begining of time
(Exp: You can go to Starcraft, or Final Fantasy, or Warhammer's world from there)
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Then we have the BIGGEST CROSSOVERS EVER!!!
What if the next Metal Gear Solid game involved Gensokyo?
*I'm talking about Solid Snake and co infiltrating Gensokyo in response to an intel about a Metal Gear being constructed there*
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Then he will find out that they are actually Nitori's toys (Btw seems like you re big fan of MGS mate :3 )
What if the Cirno is the real "Strongest" one but stay dumb to fool people ?
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She continues to pretend to be dumb until a later game where she becomes the final boss instead.
*Almost time for a new thread, don't you think?*
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She continues to pretend to be dumb until a later game where she becomes the final boss instead.
*Almost time for a new thread, don't you think?*
I'm not sure ???
Guess we will wait till sb makes a new one
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I think a new thread will only made when this thread has reached >1000 replies, so let's close it off with a couple more questions.
What if the Buddhists and the Taoists play Cards Against Humanity?
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Shinto Miko TO THE RESCUE *Indiana John intro playing* :3
What if the "Maribel = Yukari" theory is true
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Then I'd no longer have to link to this thread (https://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=5755.0).
That's 1,000 posts, and the lock. Whoever starts a new one, please use the OP template. Thanks!