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~Hakurei Shrine~ => Touhou Addict Recovery Center => Topic started by: Chainsaw Guitar on July 10, 2009, 09:44:43 PM

Title: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on July 10, 2009, 09:44:43 PM
Okay, this a silly but fun idea: what if the maikaze anime got an English dub?. Post who you think should voice who. ;D

Narrator- Mela Lee
Reimu- Carly Mckillip
Marisa- Jessica Calvello
Patchouli- Michelle Ruff
Sakuya- Christine Auten
Remilia- Lisa Yamanaka
Aya- Mandy Clark
Suika- Philece Sampler
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on July 10, 2009, 11:01:20 PM
Narrarator: David Attenbrough.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Danielu Yoshikoto on July 10, 2009, 11:12:46 PM
Narrarator: David Attenbrough.

Ya know... the narator is mostlikely going to be yukari in the next episode so...
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Moerin on July 10, 2009, 11:23:21 PM
Narrarator: David Attenbrough.

Ya know... the narator is mostlikely going to be yukari in the next episode so...

Very well then...

Yukari: David Attenbrough.

...That solves everything!
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Tengukami on July 11, 2009, 01:30:26 AM
Narrarator: David Attenbrough.

(Whispering, from behind a row of bushes near Hakurei Shrine) "Now, it's important that we don't disturb the natural order of things in Gensokyo, but if we're patient, we just might catch a glimpse of the rare and elusive shrine maiden." (Reimu walks out of the shrine, holding a broom, looking bored. She yawns and stretches.) "Ah, we're in luck! There she is." (Reimu begins sweeping the leaves in front of the shrine.) "Notice how much care and attention she places on her territory. She'll spend all morning doing this, actually. It's fascinatiing. But what's this?" (Marisa flies in, dropping in a pile of leaves, laughing.) "Now this is indeed a treat. Here we have an ordinary black magician and a shrine maiden interacting with each other." (Reimu throws down her broom, annoyed, begins to yell at Marisa for messing up the leaf pile.) "It appears the shrine maiden is angry with the magician for disturbing her territory. As threatening as her gestures may appear, the shrine maiden will actually not harm the magician. It seems to be a part of their special relationship with each other, that although they may quarrel, they maintain this special bond. In fact, some observers-" (Marisa parts the bushes, poking her head in front of the camera.) "Hey, what's this thing, eh? Lemme see that." (Grabs the camera, the picture shaking.) "C'mon, lemme have it, ze. What is it? Whatsit do, eh? I said let go- oops!" (Stumbles, picture clicks off, screen goes snowy.)
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on July 11, 2009, 01:35:57 AM
Narrarator: David Attenbrough.

(Whispering, from behind a row of bushes near Hakurei Shrine) "Now, it's important that we don't disturb the natural order of things in Gensokyo, but if we're patient, we just might catch a glimpse of the rare and elusive shrine maiden." (Reimu walks out of the shrine, holding a broom, looking bored. She yawns and stretches.) "Ah, we're in luck! There she is." (Reimu begins sweeping the leaves in front of the shrine.) "Notice how much care and attention she places on her territory. She'll spend all morning doing this, actually. It's fascinatiing. But what's this?" (Marisa flies in, dropping in a pile of leaves, laughing.) "Now this is indeed a treat. Here we have an ordinary black magician and a shrine maiden interacting with each other." (Reimu throws down her broom, annoyed, begins to yell at Marisa for messing up the leaf pile.) "It appears the shrine maiden is angry with the magician for disturbing her territory. As threatening as her gestures may appear, the shrine maiden will actually not harm the magician. It seems to be a part of their special relationship with each other, that although they may quarrel, they maintain this special bond. In fact, some observers-" (Marisa parts the bushes, poking her head in front of the camera.) "Hey, what's this thing, eh? Lemme see that." (Grabs the camera, the picture shaking.) "C'mon, lemme have it, ze. What is it? Whatsit do, eh? I said let go- oops!" (Stumbles, picture clicks off, screen goes snowy.)

LOL

I actually imagined David Attenbrough narrating that!
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Tengukami on July 11, 2009, 01:38:43 AM
I <3 Dave. If I ever become wealthy, I'd like to hire him to follow me around narrating everything I'm doing.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Garlyle on July 11, 2009, 02:02:36 AM
Someone has to be voiced by Crispen Freeman.  I don't care who.  Preferably someone who's already badass.  I guess that'd be Remilia in episode 1.

... ... ... *Snort* Ahahaha~
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Vile Lasagna on July 11, 2009, 02:47:07 AM
Okay, this a silly but fun idea: what if the maikaze anime got an English dub?....

OH GODS! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch on July 11, 2009, 02:51:19 AM
Here's an idea. Have David Attenbrough, or someone who does nature documentaries do their thing while the shoe plays normally, japanese voices and all.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Easy Mode on July 11, 2009, 03:04:35 AM
You HAVE to have Steven Jay Blum in there somewhere. Since he's, you know, in everything.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Kuma on July 11, 2009, 11:20:48 AM
Why don't YOU do all the voices!?
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Danielu Yoshikoto on July 11, 2009, 12:22:02 PM
Why don't YOU do all the voices!?

 :V exactly.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Momiji on July 11, 2009, 04:49:27 PM
English dub?
DO NOT WANT
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: LordVant on July 11, 2009, 06:12:02 PM
English dub?
DO NOT WANT
EXACTLY!!! Just let people get the game! We don't want ppl watching the anime and not understanding anything about the game. We'll have idiots roaming the freakin touhou sites.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: M. Burusu on July 11, 2009, 06:40:22 PM
English dub?
DO NOT WANT
EXACTLY!!! Just let people get the game! We don't want ppl watching the anime and not understanding anything about the game. We'll have idiots roaming the freakin touhou sites.

In other words, like any manga/game/anything-that-was-not-an-anime-to-begin-with that gets an anime?
 
FUNFACT: Slifer the Sky Dragon was named as a dig at a 4Kids producer. It was originally in reference to Osiris. So instead of 3 Egyptian Gods, English!Yu-Gi-Oh! is stuck with 2 Gods and an Exec.
 
The worst part being that Exec. probably has the best effect out of all of them (nukes any face-up 2000 DEF or less mook? HELL YES. Is strong enough to take care of the rest if you're not a complete asshat? HELL YES. Can be thrown into a deck revolving around the original Instant Win Condition? HELLYESHELLYESHELLYES.).
 
But that's a 4Kids anime, so that's really a bad example (and by 'bad', I mean 'worst-case'). But stuff like that happens, unfortunately . . .
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on July 11, 2009, 06:52:00 PM
since Touhou does not need a CV wakamoto, I guess I won't get to be in it.
(despite actually acting in a Bleach dub before)
(i was young and desperate for fame, don't hate me)
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on July 11, 2009, 06:56:59 PM
FUNFACT: Slifer the Sky Dragon was named as a dig at a 4Kids producer. It was originally in reference to Osiris. So instead of 3 Egyptian Gods, English!Yu-Gi-Oh! is stuck with 2 Gods and an Exec.
You mean there's a REASON he's called Slifer The Executive Producer in YGOTAS? o_O

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Patchouli- Michelle Ruff
Was the Rita reference deliberate? Because now I have a mental image of Patchouli screaming 'I AM SO GONNA MAKE YOU HURT!' >_>
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Momiji on July 11, 2009, 08:06:18 PM
EXACTLY!!! Just let people get the game! We don't want ppl watching the anime and not understanding anything about the game. We'll have idiots roaming the freakin touhou sites.
GG sarcasm.  >_>

On that thread, it's called subtitles.

Two, multilevel nested quotes for the loss.

And three, we already have idiot(maiden)s roaming Touhou sites.  =<
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Drake on July 11, 2009, 09:02:17 PM
Was the Rita reference deliberate? Because now I have a mental image of Patchouli screaming 'I AM SO GONNA MAKE YOU HURT!' >_>
FLAMETAL DRAGON :D
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: M. Burusu on July 12, 2009, 02:04:11 AM
FUNFACT: Slifer the Sky Dragon was named as a dig at a 4Kids producer. It was originally in reference to Osiris. So instead of 3 Egyptian Gods, English!Yu-Gi-Oh! is stuck with 2 Gods and an Exec.
You mean there's a REASON he's called Slifer The Executive Producer in YGOTAS? o_O

Yep. It's a dig at a dig.
 
There's also a rather amusing incident where, when played backwards, English!James from Pokemon says that 4Kids is the Devil (you can find it just about anywhere on Youtube). Yes, it happened while he was being nom'd by Victreebel.
 
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Patchouli- Michelle Ruff
Was the Rita reference deliberate? Because now I have a mental image of Patchouli screaming 'I AM SO GONNA MAKE YOU HURT!' >_>

Please tell me that the image I'm getting is not related to that -- specifically, the one where Patchy is on the moon waving a bahonking huge staff and making a Yukkuri grow.

EDIT: If it is not, thank goodness and I curse my having watched so many episodes of that damn show. IT STICKS TO YOUR BRAIN, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU SCRUB.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Chainsaw Guitar on July 12, 2009, 09:21:50 AM
Why don't YOU do all the voices!?

(http://www.dragoninstall.com/junk/froggy.jpg)
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Apotheosis on July 12, 2009, 07:08:37 PM
David Tennant must be involved.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on July 12, 2009, 11:25:24 PM
EVERYBODY IS VOICED BY TARA STRONG
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Kuma on July 12, 2009, 11:30:57 PM
EVERYBODY IS VOICED BY TARA STRONG
Sounds about right.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Gambit on July 13, 2009, 12:56:03 AM
David Hayter needs a mention.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Kuma on July 13, 2009, 01:18:26 AM
David Hayter needs a mention.

Gambit don't you have to go be fake cajun or somethng?
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: mark2000 on July 13, 2009, 01:43:35 AM
Rinnosuke as Steven Blum

Haha! Then I'll have Spike's image burned to my head everytime I hear Kourin speak.


P.S.

Do we really have to wait for the next comiket before maikaze announces anything about what they're gonna do next?

Getting a cliffhanger on the one and only episode I could watch was a very big kick in the balls for me. I still love the episode though.
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Gambit on July 13, 2009, 02:08:10 AM
Gambit don't you have to go be fake cajun or somethng?

Whatever   
Title: Re: Touhou Musou Kakyou casting call!
Post by: Apotheosis on July 13, 2009, 02:59:37 AM
Rinnosuke as Steven Blum

Haha! Then I'll have Spike's image burned to my head everytime I hear Kourin speak.

One of my dreams is to watch a dub where Steven Blum does every voice, even the women. Hell, he's already in every dub known to man, this should be a piece of cake.

And David Tennant should be Rinnosuke