... Austria: Dorian ...Na als dann!
If everyone sends in their orders early I will update at the soonest possible opportunity.
I can take over Norway's territories for him if he so wishes. :trollface:
And can I usurp Norway from Bardiche? I did become Norway 2 games ago.
Ok we're back. The initial rage has subsided.
I wonder when I'll get access to #Motktown again. Were Capt.h and Conq kicked too? :V
I wonder when I'll get access to #Motktown again. Were Capt.h and Conq kicked too? :V
And eliminated on his birthday no less. :V
No better birthday present than the hate of all the world bearing down on you?Or rather, the end of all the hate, wrapped in a nice farewell package.
What's up everyone! I'm back! Did Dan take good care of Italy? I left him in charge of foreign negotiations with our allies!
Fuck, if you wanted it you could have just told me Goddam.
I took a guess with what would happen to Munich and it paid off.That would have happened regardless :V. Your vengeful kill on Schezo hurt like a butter knife. A plastic butter knife. Then again Schezo didn't need more pointy things thrown at him this turn.
You should never have supported Conq into Belgium. I took a guess with what would happen to Munich and it paid off.You were a bit too erratic for me to work closely with. Ah well.
I am indeed missing orders from someone.
Needs more backstab and murder.
How boring. It appears you'll be dying next then.
conq
Permit me counter your counter offer: how about I come take your lands, by force?M-m-mongrels. You can't touch my tracts of land unless I say you can!
And no we're not having an island getaway bash.B-but... You... You promised...
Hey, I'm always up for a party. You're hosting though; visitors always leave a mess, and I don't want to clean up after the Russians.
And no we're not having an island getaway bash.
You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.
no one will mind when I kidnap you. We'll be leaving now.Could you be gentler than you were last time...?
You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I kindly ask for all those that have any complaints or concerns about the Imperial and Royal Opinion to direct them to someone that actually cares.(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
Hurts does it?(http://i55.tinypic.com/mt6kch.jpg)
And since you don't seem to care Dormio, no one will mind when I kidnap you. We'll be leaving now.
In our defense, Conq and I are only contributing like one half of our head each. So it's technically one head if you do the math properly. :C(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Could you be gentler than you were last time...?(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
... I don't think that my body can handle something like that again... :ohdear:
Stupid Austria, i, it's not like we're not trying to kill you, or anything! It's j, just... w, we're biding our time, that's it!(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
Winging it is a completely legit strategy. :colbert:(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Also, this way my plans have a 100% success rate.
We can't say that we can follow you or do you mean that you make your plans in retrospection?Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?
What I do in my free time is none of your business!(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
As much as we approve of his intention, there is still a mistake we can not tolerate. He is of course free to be as cute and lovable as he likes but it's ?Reichskanzler? and not ?mascot? of Austria, does he understand?
B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
There are affairs not even a Kaiser should interfere in ~
This liaison has our blessing, now get married and have children.
I doubt that ITALY is acting in Italy's best interest.
I blame Hero. I have not done anything in this game so far.(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Oh look, someone not in charge and therefor can help Dormio. Please come with me you two.(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Lose a territory -> Tactical retreat
Failed assault -> Wanted to make it a fair fight
Get backstabbed -> I'm giving up and donating all my land
What I do in my free time is none of your business!(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...
Now I'm ruined for marriage...
*Dormio cries in the corner*
Notice!(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Like the Russia we all know and love (not loving Mother Russia is treason!) Italy has elected former prime minister Shadoweh into the presidency, whilst former president ActionDan has been elected prime minister.
I hereby grant Shadoweh express jurisdiction over Italy's armies and navies until her term is up five days from now. This includes express permission to issue orders for this upcoming phase.
Remember Shadoweh, our allies are [Redacted], and our plans are to [Redacted].
Good Luck!
As(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)kingpresidentacting general on behalf of the Spanish armed forces, I would like to voice my displeasure with Italy's plans. I fear that the [redacted] on [redacted] will only prolong our border dispute, and I doubt that [redacted] is acting in Italy's best interest.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
*wakes up from drunken stupor*(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Eh, whuzzat? I'ma prezidunt o'... OH SHI-
*Bzzzt broadcasting error*
Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.
Turkey has taken it's next move. We have decided to merge with Austria and help rebuild the Third Reich. All we need is Austria's consent and we can bring Germany back into this game.(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Oh Dorian~ You're so cute :3(http://i52.tinypic.com/14ldud.jpg)
>45 minutes to go(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
And here I panicked when I got a reminder in my PM box to send in orders... six hours ago!
Conqueror, stop stalling and send in orders.
Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Alright, internets are done exploding, so the pictures are up.(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Get in line.(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Poor shadoweh couldn't handle the Wifom!(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
I think Italy keeled over. :((http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
That's what you deserve for stealing pie.(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
[18:10:09] <Shadoweh> I like how Kitten said she needs my build orders
[18:10:19] <Shadoweh> It almost makes it sound like I'm building something
Oh, no, I insist you be the host of this party. We'll simply not invite Russia, it'll be just Spain and I to pay visit to your lovely nations.
TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>
If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!
But you see, I wouldn't want you to exert too much effort. I think it's better if you stay at home and let us do the heavy lifting.
Come on now. I'm kinda excited at how this is going to resolve itself.Nah, the best sort of tension stays unresolved.
It'll be Fall 1905 by the time your fleets can bring us the sheep, so I'm taking them. Now.Eat cannonball.
They ate me D:
You think me too cruel, Schezo.
Well you did murder him.
Making good on this promise, we're bringing a host of party loving Vikings to Edinburgh! And the Netherlands. Possibly Belgium, too.(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!
HELP! WE'RE BEING EATEN BY COMMUNISTS! AND BEING COMMUNIST IS TREASON! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Don't be silly, this is only 1904. Russia doesn't become a socialist state until 1917.(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
I have a funny feeling there was a massacre on the Red-Square in 1905 tho :V(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
~* Bardiche X Conqueror *~(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
They ate me D:(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
I'm enjoying my Turkey dinner.
Needs more backstabbing.(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
England's cool because he's playing to win. I like seeing countries play to win. Not like the Italian kamakazis or the Norwegians - Englishmen in disguise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyU6KTpP2I&feature=related).
eh.(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
Dorian is scum.
All I can say.
You're all scum. Lynch with fire kthx.(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
Eh, I'm playing to win as well, I just like not backstabbing allies more than is strictly necessary. :V(http://i55.tinypic.com/mt6kch.jpg)
...(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
And here I was expecting the stab of the century in the north but it's just a bunch of mismanagement.
You think me too cruel, Schezo.(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
Well you did murder him.? he has a point there
Stop egging him on guys. >_>(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
I don't want to die. :ohdear:
Told you you shouldn't have taken Belgium.(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
You're dead. ^_^(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that this message is appropriate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU)(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Me: Oh Conq should we talk to capth before he leaves
Conq: <posts log with chat between capth>
Me: Oh okay let's talk to Shadoweh then
Conq: <posts log with chat between Shadoweh>
Me: You lamer
Me: Well okay then all we need to do is talk to Dorian
Conq: Well
Conq: <posts log with chat between Dorian>
Me: ..........
Me: YOU LAMER
This war needs a theme song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21cCLSq4bU)
I told you those people in the north are just a bunch of mismanaged yahoo's. :V
Turkey:
F bla Disbands
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I have but one question: What the hell just happened to Norway?
At least that somewhat explains why you didn't get stabbed the fuck out of in spring 1904.
She has Austria surrounded and England has no footing with land units in the mainland so I'm going to put my money there without having heard any of the diplomacy going on between the survivors. :V
...Screw logic
GO SPAIN!
Godspeed, England. Stand off those treacherous jerks. :V
Duel is mandatory or else Italy wins remember. :getdown:As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I would like to remind you that Spain is still in this game.
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I would like to remind you that Spain is still in this game.Nah.
Now give me back my stuff! You never returned anything after that whole kidnapping ordeal!
[16:48:32] <Conq> >Austria and Russia hold everything
[16:48:33] <Conq> >mfw
1.) Win condition: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE: There will be no allied victory allowed, one country must control 20 supply centers, or all living players must surrender to one player. If anyone tries to get around this by simply refusing to send in orders all parties involved will simply be modkilled and the 3rd (or 4th/whatever if the alliance has three/whatever members) will win instead.
Eww what are those green blots doing there?
Russia::colbert:
1 build was unused.
1 build was unused.
Needs more backstab and murder.
Mass hold orders for Britain. We doth protest this blatant rigging by laying down our arms in a peaceful show of nonviolent action.
That is not what a "hold order" looks like.England was overruled by it's soveirgn Italy state.
That is not what a "hold order" looks like.I don't see any of my units moving from their previous positions. :V It may as well functionally be a hold.
Fyi, Cor. is a bomb! Careful now~
A lvn - mos
I feel like England won this confrontation.
Command CentersAs the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that you have been playing too much StarCraft.
o/
This partner can't be anyone that was playing in this game whether they be living or dead.
Turkey: Hero999xPX OTP
I would ally myself with Dorian in Diplomacy in a heartbeat. Pesco too.
LLD I'm not so sure about, because we haven't talked, but she's cool.
Conq, Shadoweh, and Bardiche can all get invaded.
:< Oh come on. You were on your way to attack us anyways!