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Title: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 14, 2011, 08:40:10 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901spring.png)

Alright, time to start the next game because there can never be enough world domination!  Anyway, the map is Loeb9, which is a variation of the standard map with Spain and Norway as playable countries.  Here are the differences between the maps (other than the fact that there are 2 more countries).

An extra space is inserted on the north end of the map called the Arctic Ocean.  A unit in the Arctic Ocean may not be given any sort of orders durning a fall turn.  No unit may attempt to move into the Arctic Ocean during a fall turn.  The Arctic Ocean is adjacent to the North Atlantic, Norwegian Sea, Barents Sea and Siberia.

Passage between Cordoba and North Africa and passage between Naples and Sicily is allowed by armies.  However, such a move is made with a force equal to the number of supports (as opposed to the number of supports plus one).  Note that fleets may not make this move and support cannot be given in this fashion.  This form of movement is treated much like a convoyed movement by the adjudicator.  An unsupported unit will have no effect whatsoever on the destination providence for the purposes of cutting supports or banning retreats.

St Petersberg is divided in half.  The eastern half is not a supply center.  It is called Siberia and it is adjacent to Barents Sea, St Pete, Moscow, Kazakz and the Arctic Ocean.

Moscow is divided in half.  The eastern half is not a supply center.  It is called Kazakz and is is adjacent to Siberia, Moscow and  Sevastopl.

Prussia and Silesia are neutral supply centers.

The Russian fleet in St Pete starts out on the north coast rather than the south coast.

Victory condition is 20 supply centers.

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Rules

1.) Win condition: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE: There will be no allied victory allowed, one country must control 20 supply centers, or all living players must surrender to one player.  If anyone tries to get around this by simply refusing to send in orders all parties involved will simply be modkilled and the 3rd (or 4th/whatever if the alliance has three/whatever members) will win instead.

2.) Send in your orders on time:  Moving phases will be 72 hours, retreat phases 24 and build phases 24.  If you have no sent in your orders 12 hours before the deadline I'll prod you to make sure you didn't forget.  From there, you have 12 from the time of the prod to send them in; meaning if the deadline was originally at 8 PM, but I didn't prod you until 11 AM then your orders wouldn't be due until 11 PM.  You will ALWAYS have 12 hours from the time of my prod to send in orders.  After that, if it's the move phase my extensions will work like this:
First time sending them in late: You have 24 hours additional to send in your orders
Second time sending them in late: You have 12 additional hours to send in your orders
Third time sending them in late: You have 6 additional hours to send in your orders
Fourth time sending them in late: I'm sick of waiting on you, your orders are now hold orders and if you send them in late again they will be hold orders then too
No extensions will be granted for retreat or build phases, though I will still prod you 6 hours before the deadline, and you will have 6 hours from the time of my prod to get them in.  If you don't send them in then I will assume you want any dislodged units to be disbanded and that you don't want to build anything and that you want your units disbanded by RNG.  The deadline isn't until I start updating, so any changes can be made before then, and your orders won't be considered late until then.  If everyone sends in their orders early I will update at the soonest possible opportunity.  Any orders send to me after I start updating will be ignored.

3.) PM Kitten4u your orders: Preferably with a title like Diplomacy: <season> <year> Orders.  I will only accept orders by PM, any other format will be ignored.

4.) Be nice, have fun, etc.: If someone's being a jerk PM me with relevant logs and I'll deal with it.  Be sure to let me know of any circumstances that prevent you from playing the game and I'll try to work around them.

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Countries

England: ConquerorxPolaris OTP
France: Pesco
Spain: capt. h
Germany: Schezo
Italy: ShadowehxActionDan OTP
Norway: Bardiche
Russia: Lady Lambdadelta
Austria: Dorian G.xDormio OTP
Turkey: Hero999xPX OTP

Countries are first come first serve, save Capth, Hero and Dorian who get first dibs because they pre-inned.  You can pick at any time, but if one of them want the country you picked you'll have to pick a different one. 

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Helpful Links

Diplomacy rules (http://www.wizards.com/avalonhill/rules/diplomacy_rulebook.pdf)
Map with abbreviated names (http://i53.tinypic.com/2eggnds.jpg)
Map with full names (http://i56.tinypic.com/2uiu2w4.jpg)

Spring 1901 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg716806.html#msg716806)
Fall 1901 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg718836.html#msg718836)
Spring 1902 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg721670.html#msg721670)
Fall 1902 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg723636.html#msg723636)
Spring 1903 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg725858.html#msg725858)
Fall 1903 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg727567.html#msg727567)
Spring 1904 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg730038.html#msg730038)
Fall 1904 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg731995.html#msg731995)
Spring 1905 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg735025.html#msg735025)
Fall 1905 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg736668.html#msg736668)
Spring 1906 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg738572.html#msg738572)
Fall 1906 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg740654.html#msg740654)
Spring 1907 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg743198.html#msg743198)
Fall 1907 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg745053.html#msg745053)
Spring 1908 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg746873.html#msg746873)
Fall 1908 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg748471.html#msg748471)
Spring 1909 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg750459.html#msg750459)
Fall 1909 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg752230.html#msg752230)
Spring 1910 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg754013.html#msg754013)
Fall 1910 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg755787.html#msg755787)
Spring 1911 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg757970.html#msg757970)
Fall 1911 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,10810.msg760219.html#msg760219)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Hero999 on September 14, 2011, 08:49:47 PM
I'LL TAKE ONE TURKEY!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Dorian White on September 14, 2011, 08:56:20 PM
... Austria: Dorian ...
Na als dann!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Lexicat on September 14, 2011, 09:20:04 PM
Russia
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Lexicat on September 14, 2011, 09:20:32 PM
Er... /in as Russia
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 14, 2011, 09:25:26 PM
I'll try to actually play as Norway then. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 14, 2011, 09:25:47 PM
Alright mofos let's do this.

In as Norway

Fuxdammit

Germany.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 14, 2011, 09:27:59 PM
In as England to troll Bardiche
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: capt. h on September 14, 2011, 09:39:51 PM
I'll go in as Spain.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Shadoweh on September 14, 2011, 10:08:47 PM
*glances at France and Italy*
*glances at suicide knife*
Hmmm... I think I'll choose knifey..
Oh hell I have to lose eventually.
/in as Italy!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 14, 2011, 10:11:19 PM
It was pointed out to me that I forgot to mention one difference about the map in the opening post:

Passage between Cordoba and North Africa and passage between Naples and Sicily is allowed by armies.  However, such a move is made with a force equal to the number of supports (as opposed to the number of supports plus one).  Note that fleets may not make this move and support cannot be given in this fashion.  This form of movement is treated much like a convoyed movement by the adjudicator.  An unsupported unit will have no effect whatsoever on the destination providence for the purposes of cutting supports or banning retreats.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Pesco on September 14, 2011, 11:02:49 PM
Last time I was France. I think I can do it again.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 14, 2011, 11:08:50 PM
Alright, that's all the slots!

START
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901spring.png)
Orders for spring 1901 are due Saturday September 17 at 8PM EST (12 AM GMT)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 15, 2011, 12:28:44 AM
As the leader of the Norwegian Armed Forces, I'd like to open discussion with the other world leaders about the taxes levied on the export of cheese. As you all know, cheese is an important product of our country, which goes well with the French whine. We'd like to open our trade borders with countries other than Germany and Russia, for all that they are our nearest neighbours and are looking towards France and England specifically. We're not opposed to flying shipments to Italy, Turkey, even Spain or Austria.

Please let us hear about this business proposal; we're very excited with the prospect of broadening our market.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 15, 2011, 01:44:40 AM
Shadoweh has decided her country needed more ACTION and has recruited ActionDan.  Italy is now a hydra consisting of Shadoweh and ActionDan.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: PX on September 15, 2011, 01:52:29 AM
I shall be America, and stalk you guys while staying out of the fight until you're all beat up so I can come in and snatch the victory.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 15, 2011, 02:36:34 AM
Looks like the Eurozone is in disarray, wot wot. Time to step in and tidy things up a bit! Wouldn't mind if we got a bit of help though; you know how those things go, the more the merrier, ha ha! Here's to a mighty good romp, chaps.

God save the queen! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 15, 2011, 11:05:48 PM
And we have another hydra!  Turkey is now run by both Hero999 and PX!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 16, 2011, 04:32:53 AM
Message received from Starship Command HMS Elizabeth III:

Morning to all you folks back on the homeland! We've just about run out of crumpets here so it would be absolutely marvelous if you could send a few more crates through the warp gate; really, that would be fantastic. Anyhow, we've assimilated the Polaris system into our empire, and we welcome its inhabitants to join us in galaxial domination against the anti-Heros and dark Shadoweh creatures of the void. The suns of the universe will never set upon the British Empire!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 18, 2011, 12:19:48 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901springmove.png)

Austria:
A bud - ser
F tri - alb
A vie - tri

England:
F edi - cly
A lvp - wal
F lon - nth

France:
F bre - eng
A mar Holds
A par - pic

Germany:
A ber Supports A mun - sil
F kie - hol
A mun - sil

Italy:
F nap - ion
A rom - apu
A ven - pie
 
Norway: 
F den Holds
A nwy - stp
     Bounced with stp (1 against 1).
F swe - bal

Russia:
A mos - lvn
F sev - rum
F stp - nwy
     Bounced with nwy (1 against 1).
A war - pru
   
Spain:
A cor - naf
A mad - cat
F por - mao

Turkey:
F ank -bla
 A con - bul
 A smy - con

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901springresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1901 are due September 20th at 9PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=09&day=20&year=2011&hour=19&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 18, 2011, 12:46:58 AM
If you got all the orders before deadline, would you update early?  You could still keep doable deadlines for you, just an earlier update.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 18, 2011, 12:54:10 AM
Quote from: Rule 2
If everyone sends in their orders early I will update at the soonest possible opportunity.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 18, 2011, 01:47:35 AM
Someone (definitely not Conq) kept delaying until last minute. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 19, 2011, 04:53:51 AM
ಠ_ರೃ
I must say, I'm disappointed by the efforts of certain rogues to pin the blame on us when by all reasonable measures we were merely fashionably last-minute.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 21, 2011, 12:40:47 AM
[02:45] <Kitten4u> Conq, where are your orders? >:<
[02:45] <ActionDan> I like drinking things more than eating things
[02:45] <Conq> I'm sending them in!
[02:45] <Bardiche> Are Conq's the last ones again, K4u.
[02:45] <Kitten4u> Yes
[02:46] <Bardiche> Oh Christ Conq.


ANTI-ENGLAND MURDER BLOC GET IN NOW
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: ActionDan on September 21, 2011, 12:45:11 AM
See guys? We're totally not the scum country afterall!  Just clevely disguised townies!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 21, 2011, 12:48:33 AM
Hey, I'm still ready to murder you for being mean. >:<
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 21, 2011, 01:02:44 AM
[21:03:45] <Kitten4u> Ow my heart with this update. ;_;

Suspense!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 21, 2011, 01:12:01 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901fallmove.png)

Austria:
F alb Supports A apu - gre
A ser Supports F rum
A tri Holds
 
England:
F cly - nao
F nth - bel
A wal - lon
   
France:
F eng Convoys A wal - bre
     No associated Move order for this convoy.
A mar Holds
     Dislodged from pie (2 against 1).
A pic - bel
     Bounced with nth (1 against 1). 
   
Germany: 
A ber Supports F bal - pru
    Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
    Dislodged from bal (2 against 1).
F hol Supports F nth - bel
A sil Supports F bal - pru
     Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
   
Italy:
A apu - gre
     Convoy path taken: apu - ion - gre.
F ion Convoys A apu - gre
A pie - mar

Norway:
F bal - ber
F den - kie
A nwy - swe

Russia:
A lvn - war
A pru Supports F bal - ber
F rum Holds
F stp Holds

Spain:
A cat Supports A pie -  mar
F mao - bre
A naf - tun
 
Turkey:
F bla Holds
A bul Supports A apu - gre
A con Holds

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due September 21 at 10 PM EST (No fancy counter this time)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 21, 2011, 01:25:57 AM
Ahem.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ------- EVEN AFTER I HELPED YOU YOU SORRY UNGRATEFUL SO------ NEVER IN MY FUC----

[transmission interrupted]

And you!  You know who you are, name fucking names later on.

Retreat to fucking Mun for update

Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 21, 2011, 01:30:40 AM
Ok we're back. The initial rage has subsided.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: ActionDan on September 21, 2011, 01:43:46 AM
O Schezo, I couldn't find you on IRC  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: PX on September 21, 2011, 01:49:53 AM
[nsfw]http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/990431/ahoge-animal_ears-arm_behind_back-armor-black_legw[/nsfw] (Danbooru Warning)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 21, 2011, 01:52:41 AM
I already feel terrible, you know. Everyone keeps telling me it's just a game but I feel like a mega jerk. Ugh I should just replace out this is stressful.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 21, 2011, 02:47:15 AM
I can take over Norway's territories for him if he so wishes.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 21, 2011, 02:51:25 AM
I can take over Norway's territories for him if he so wishes.  :trollface:

ANTI-ENGLAND MURDER BLOCK
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Schezo on September 21, 2011, 02:53:58 AM
Don't make me get the kitten to stare. (Because apparently mine wasn't cute enough :()
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: PX on September 21, 2011, 02:59:27 AM
Schezo, you must become Neko Moe Scum.

And can I usurp Norway from Bardiche? I did become Norway 2 games ago.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 21, 2011, 04:26:49 AM
Bardiche is still playing, no one is taking his spot. :V

And Schezo, I can't stare at anyone this game!  I'm am too mod.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Pesco on September 21, 2011, 06:22:56 AM
Brb Lynchings.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Conqueror on September 21, 2011, 06:32:55 AM
I call shenanigans. Look, I even let you keep Brest!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Shadoweh on September 21, 2011, 06:33:24 AM
#MotkTown unable to join channel (address is banned)

>.> So you don't like the italian bread we were bringing you?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Pesco on September 21, 2011, 06:41:03 AM
I need to ban you from more places. Like RPG for one :smug:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 21, 2011, 11:49:09 AM
And can I usurp Norway from Bardiche? I did become Norway 2 games ago.

I AM THE EVIL OF THIS WORLD. For a BRIGHT future I shoulder this DARKNESS, so that none else have to turn to EVIL.

brb backstabbing
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: ActionDan on September 21, 2011, 04:10:26 PM
Ok we're back. The initial rage has subsided.

I think Pesco's will take more time.  A lot more time.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: ActionDan on September 21, 2011, 05:38:18 PM
I wonder when I'll get access to #Motktown again.  Were Capt.h  and Conq kicked too? :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Bardiche on September 21, 2011, 05:39:24 PM
I wonder when I'll get access to #Motktown again.  Were Capt.h  and Conq kicked too? :V

Conq and Shadoweh were.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 21, 2011, 05:44:51 PM
[11:45] <Pesco> i'll unban once i'm a bit less busy, in few hours

Don't worry, I am on things. :P
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: capt. h on September 21, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
I wonder when I'll get access to #Motktown again.  Were Capt.h  and Conq kicked too? :V

I wasn't.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Pesco on September 21, 2011, 06:43:48 PM
Don't act like you didn't know I would do that.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: ActionDan on September 21, 2011, 06:57:31 PM
Oh don't worry, I knew  :D.  I'm just having some fun.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest
Post by: Kitten4u on September 21, 2011, 07:11:05 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
 
England:  
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
   
France:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
A mar - bur

Germany:
A ber - mun
   
Italy:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
     
Norway:   
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
   
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
     
Spain:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
 
Turkey:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901fallretreatresolve.png)
Build orders for winter 1901 are due September 22 at 4 PM EST (No fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1901)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 22, 2011, 08:38:10 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901build.png)

Austria:
Builds A vie

England:
Builds F edi
   
France:
Removes F eng
Removes A pic

Germany:
   
Italy:
Builds F nap
Builds A ven
 
Norway:
Builds A den
Builds A nwy
 
Russia:
Builds A mos
Builds F sev

Spain:
Builds F cor
Builds A mad
   
Turkey:
Builds F smy

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1901buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1902 are due September 25 at 5 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=09&day=25&year=2011&hour=15&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 25, 2011, 08:57:41 PM
Alright, I don't have all orders so there will be a 24 hour extension.  No counter and I won't be prodding at the 12 hour mark.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 26, 2011, 12:37:06 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902springmove.png)

Austria:     
F alb - tri
A ser - bul
A tri - tyr
A vie - boh
 
England:   
F bel Holds
F edi - nth
A lon Holds
F nao - ire
   
France:
A bur - gas
     Bounced with cat (1 against 1).

Germany:     
F hol - kie     
     Bounced with den (1 against 1).         
A mun Supports A sil
A sil Holds
 
Italy:
A gre Supports A ser - bul
F ion - aeg 
     Bounced with smy (1 against 1).         
A mar - bur       
     Failed because A bur - gas failed.         
F nap - tys
A ven - pie
   
Norway:
F ber - bal
A den - kie
     Bounced with hol (1 against 1).         
F kie - hel
A nwy - swe
     Failed because A swe - den failed.      
A swe - den
     Failed because A den - kie failed.
   
Russia:
     No order for unit at St. Petersburg. Hold order assigned.
A mos - war
     Failed because A war - sil failed.       
A pru Supports A war - sil
F rum Supports F sev - bla
F sev - bla
F stp Holds
A war - sil
     Bounced with sil (2 against 2).

Spain:
     No order for unit at Tunis. Hold order assigned.
F bre Supports A cat - gas
A cat - gas
F cor - mao
A mad - cat
A tun Holds

Turkey:   
A bul Holds
     Dislodged from ser (2 against 1).   
     The Army in Bulgaria cannot retreat; unit destroyed.     
F bla - con
     Failed because A con - smy failed.
   Dislodged from sev (2 against 1).   

A con - smy
     Failed because F smy - aeg failed.
F smy - aeg
     Bounced with ion (1 against 1).

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due September 26th at 9 PM EST (no counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 26, 2011, 12:48:06 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902springretreat.png)

Austria:
   
England:

France:
   
Germany:
 
Italy:
   
Norway:

Russia:
   
Spain:
   
Turkey:
F bla - arm

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1902 are due September 28 at 9PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=09&day=28&year=2011&hour=19&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Hero999 on September 26, 2011, 01:00:31 AM
Lamdda, I State now, I'm rushing you.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Schezo on September 26, 2011, 02:02:32 AM
What did I tell you last year? :<
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Schezo on September 26, 2011, 02:23:53 AM
But anyways Austria, my favorite part about our chat and waste of time for me was how you also lied about keeping Italy as an ally.

Pfft, you even moved your fleet up to mount simultaneous offensive.  You know I can be taken out at any time yet you still want to support yourself into Venice now. My my, naughty naughty.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Bardiche on September 26, 2011, 03:01:59 AM
Well, at least you didn't obstruct my movements much. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Schezo on September 29, 2011, 03:18:10 AM
And we're holding in... :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: ActionDan on September 29, 2011, 05:06:06 AM
THE UPDATE YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!...   is in another continent. (in which penguins have successfully conquered the artic)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 29, 2011, 05:34:59 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902fallmove.png)

Austria:
A boh - mun
A bul Supports F bla - con
F tri Holds
A tyr Supports A boh - mun
   
England:      
F bel Supports A lon - hol
F ire Holds
A lon - hol
     Convoy path taken: lon - nth - hol.                 
F nth Convoys A lon - hol
 
France:
France: A bur - mun
     Bounced with boh (1 against 1).

Germany:      
F hol - kie
     Bounced with den (1 against 1). Dislodged from lon (2 against 1).
     The Fleet in Holland cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
A mun Supports A sil - boh
     Support cut by Move from Burgundy. Dislodged from boh (2 against 1).
A sil - boh
   
Italy:
A gre -ser
F ion Supports F tys - tun
A mar Supports A gas - bur
     Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
A pie Supports A mar
F tys - tun

Norway:
F bal - ber
A den - kie
F hel Supports A den - kie
A nwy Holds
A swe - den
         
Russia:
F bla - con
A mos - sev
A pru Supports A war - sil
F rum Supports A mos -sev
F stp Holds
A war - sil
   
Spain:   
F bre - mao
A cat - gas
A gas - par
F mao - wes
A tun Holds
     Dislodged from tys (2 against 1).
 
Turkey:    
F arm - sev
     Failed.         
A con Supports A gre - bul   
     Support failed.
     Supported unit's order does not match support given.
     Dislodged from bla (2 against 1).
key: F smy - eas

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due September 30 at 2 AM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 29, 2011, 05:59:55 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
 
England:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
   
France:
France is out of supply centers.  Thanks for playing!
         
Germany:
Germany is out of supply centers.  Thanks for playing!
   
Italy:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
     
Norway:

Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.

Spain:
A tun - naf
   
Turkey:    
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 1.
A con - smy

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902fallretreatresolve.png)
Build orders are due September 30 at 2 AM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Bardiche on September 29, 2011, 06:20:06 AM
I feel sorry for Schezo, being betrayed not once but twice.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 29, 2011, 06:22:33 AM
And eliminated on his birthday no less. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Conqueror on September 29, 2011, 09:44:41 AM
I thought of it as a mercy kill, all things considered.

Happy birthday, Schezo! You're now rid of this accursed game.  :toot:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Bardiche on September 29, 2011, 10:04:26 AM
And eliminated on his birthday no less. :V

No better birthday present than the hate of all the world bearing down on you?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Shadoweh on September 29, 2011, 10:23:03 AM
What's up everyone! I'm back! Did Dan take good care of Italy? I left him in charge of foreign negotiations with our allies!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Conqueror on September 29, 2011, 10:27:01 AM
No better birthday present than the hate of all the world bearing down on you?
Or rather, the end of all the hate, wrapped in a nice farewell package.

Cut by scum SK
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Bardiche on September 29, 2011, 10:39:22 AM
What's up everyone! I'm back! Did Dan take good care of Italy? I left him in charge of foreign negotiations with our allies!

You just backstabbed all your allies. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Schezo on September 29, 2011, 11:48:16 AM
Fuck, if you wanted it you could have just told me Goddam.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Conqueror on September 29, 2011, 12:32:00 PM
Sorry.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Pesco on September 29, 2011, 05:29:09 PM
Fuck, if you wanted it you could have just told me Goddam.

You should never have supported Conq into Belgium. I took a guess with what would happen to Munich and it paid off.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: ActionDan on September 29, 2011, 05:44:50 PM
Quote
I took a guess with what would happen to Munich and it paid off.
  That would have happened regardless :V.  Your vengeful kill on Schezo hurt like a butter knife.  A plastic butter knife.  Then again Schezo didn't need more pointy things thrown at him this turn.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Schezo on September 29, 2011, 05:51:54 PM
You should never have supported Conq into Belgium. I took a guess with what would happen to Munich and it paid off.
You were a bit too erratic for me to work closely with.  Ah well.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Conqueror on September 30, 2011, 12:51:00 AM
Pesco, you wanted to kill Schezo anyway, so don't be pretending like it made a difference to you in the end. :V
Schezo's fate, that is.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1902)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 30, 2011, 04:43:19 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902build.png)

Austria:
Builds A bud
 
England:
Builds A edi
Builds F lon

Italy:
Builds F nap
Builds A ven

Norway:
   
Russia:
Builds A mos
Builds A war
 
Spain:

Turkey:
Removes F eas

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1902buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1903 are due October 3 at 1 AM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=02&year=2011&hour=23&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Pesco on September 30, 2011, 05:08:00 AM
Of course it does. There are those on the map with less MANLINESS than Schezo and they deserve to die first.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 30, 2011, 11:46:51 AM
Austria has a new Reichskanzler!  Feel free to direct all complaints to Dormio.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on September 30, 2011, 11:47:09 AM
Please be gentle.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on September 30, 2011, 12:49:30 PM
Wait, so Dormio is in charge now and Dorian's out, or what? Another hydra?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Schezo on September 30, 2011, 12:51:32 PM
I have some complaints and until we go over them all, I'm making you my servant.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on September 30, 2011, 12:52:54 PM
Will you be a kind master? :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on September 30, 2011, 12:53:46 PM
Dorian is still the main head, he's just been having issues with timezones.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on September 30, 2011, 12:55:41 PM
I'm just the kind and lovely punching bag mascot of Austria!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on September 30, 2011, 01:05:24 PM
Ah, I see. I mean if it was Dormio, clearly all the world should conspire against him to extort high rolls in RtD. :D
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Edible on October 03, 2011, 05:40:43 PM
Update faster, you kitten!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 06:01:47 PM
:derp: I did send in orders, didn't I?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 03, 2011, 06:11:04 PM
I believe friend computer sent in our orders.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Schezo on October 03, 2011, 06:23:09 PM
Needs more backstab and murder.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 03, 2011, 06:33:24 PM
I am indeed missing orders from someone.  I will let you have fun guessing who it is!  Someone also sent me an illegal move, so I need to get that sorted out
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Edible on October 03, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
I am indeed missing orders from someone.

conq
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 07:03:24 PM
Needs more backstab and murder.

Used all of mine up on you. :toot:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Schezo on October 03, 2011, 07:06:40 PM
How boring. It appears you'll be dying next then.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Pesco on October 03, 2011, 07:06:57 PM
Schezo we should really stop holding up the game...
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 07:28:42 PM
How boring. It appears you'll be dying next then.

No matter. I'll achieve my goal, one way or the other. As long as my allies remain party to my plot, I may bow out with my personal victory condition satisfied.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 03, 2011, 08:32:23 PM
conq

Is it that obvious? :V

Prod acknowledged; I'll get to sending in my orders later (i.e. within the next hour or so).
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 09:10:38 PM
You should re-consider my offer to merge our nations as one, Conqueror, so that I shall be able to speak for both your fleet and mine. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 03, 2011, 09:20:28 PM
Allow me to make a counter offer. Wouldn't the armies and fleets of Norway be more pleasant to the eyes with the standard of The Empire flying over them?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 09:32:37 PM
The Nordic Empire? It looks rather fetching on them indeed.

Permit me counter your counter offer: how about I come take your lands, by force?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: PX on October 03, 2011, 09:40:10 PM
I think you two should merge and become the Nordic Empire :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 03, 2011, 09:44:01 PM
Permit me counter your counter offer: how about I come take your lands, by force?
M-m-mongrels. You can't touch my tracts of land unless I say you can!

I think Austria and Russia should merge and have Thanksgiving dinner.  :3
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 09:46:33 PM
Well, we can solve this civilly, like gentlemen with crumpets and tea, or we can have a stand-off for two years while we're trying to convince the nations surrounding our opposition to join in the brawl. The question is, would Spain be amenable to a charge on England? :D
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Schezo on October 03, 2011, 09:55:33 PM
The question is, is it easier to take an island or a small disconnection from the mainland? :derp:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 09:59:02 PM
I admit I have the weaker strategical location due to multiple allies Conqueror could call on, but no matter! The Nordic Empire has earned a reputation of trust and sincerity, of steadfast and staunch support of its promises.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 03, 2011, 09:59:28 PM
Hey, I'm always up for a party. You're hosting though; visitors always leave a mess, and I don't want to clean up after the Russians.

And no we're not having an island getaway bash.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 03, 2011, 10:00:51 PM
And no we're not having an island getaway bash.
B-but... You... You promised...
*Dormio sulks and cries in a corner*
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 03, 2011, 10:10:19 PM
Hey, I'm always up for a party. You're hosting though; visitors always leave a mess, and I don't want to clean up after the Russians.

And no we're not having an island getaway bash.

Oh, no, I insist you be the host of this party. We'll simply not invite Russia, it'll be just Spain and I to pay visit to your lovely nations.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 04, 2011, 12:35:23 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903springmove.png)

Austria:   
A bud - ser
A bul Supports A bud - ser
A mun Holds
F tri Supports A tyr - ven
A tyr - ven
     Bounced with ven (2 against 2).
 
England:     
F bel - pic
A edi - lvp
A hol - bel
F ire - iri
F lon Supports F nth - eng
F nth - eng
 
Italy:
F ion Supports F tun
A mar - cat
     Bounced with gas (1 against 1).         
F nap - tys
A pie Supports A ven
A ser - rum     
    Failed because F rum - bla failed.
    Dislodged from bud (2 against 1).       
F tun Supports F nap - tys
     Support cut by Move from North Africa.
A ven Holds
 
Norway:
F ber Holds
A den -&gt; kie
F hel -&gt; nth
A kie - ruh
A nwy Holds
 
Russia:
F con Holds
A mos - sev
     Failed because A sev - arm failed.
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with arm (1 against 1).        
A sev - arm       
     Failed because  F arm - bla failed.        
A sil Holds
F stp Holds
A war - ukr
 
Spain:
A gas - cat
     Bounced with mar (1 against 1).
F mao - wes
A naf - tun
     Bounced with tun (1 against 2).
A par - bur
F wes - lyo
   
Turkey:
F arm - bla
     Bounced with rum (1 against 1).       
A smy - con
     Bounced with con (1 against 1).

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 4 at 9 PM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 04, 2011, 01:31:03 AM
Alright, Is it classified information to know if people changed orders after deadline proper?

I motion that we decide if people can submit new orders after deadline proper passes in the case where one or more belligerents does not submit an order first. 

Retreat to albania
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 04, 2011, 01:38:50 AM
Once I start updating, no orders can be changed; any order can be changed before then as per rule 2.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: PX on October 04, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Is that party going to happen?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 04, 2011, 01:49:17 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903springretreat.png)

Austria:
 
England:
 
Italy:
A ser - alb
   
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:

Turkey:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1903 are due October 6 at 10 PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=06&year=2011&hour=20&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 04, 2011, 01:50:39 AM
Sometime. Hopefully this year or the next.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 04, 2011, 02:07:34 AM
my rage knows no bounds. 
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Pesco on October 04, 2011, 05:20:55 AM
That's what you get for stealing pie.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 04, 2011, 03:39:52 PM
My people! It has been a long, and arduous struggle. But no more! In Fall of 1903, the lands shall change! The road to true peace shall be paved on the corpses of those who wish for war!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dorian White on October 04, 2011, 10:37:49 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/30iuwjm.jpg)

We Dorian von Habsburg, Kaiser von ?sterreich und K?nig von Ungarn have in our boundless boredom decided and concluded that it's time to inform our beloved citizens about the current state of our diplomatic affairs. Since we are well aware of the simple nature of our people, as well as their preference for cute things, have we also decided to publish our imperial and royal opinion post in a illustrated form.


England: ConquerorxPolaris OTP
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

France: Pesco
(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
MANLY HONOUR? B-but we are way too capricious for such brute methods.

Spain: capt.h
(http://i52.tinypic.com/28hpjxt.jpg)
Oh well that doesn't looks too good, does it?

Germany: Schezo
(http://i55.tinypic.com/mt6kch.jpg)
Oh dear, that was quite heartbreaking.

Italy: ShadowehxActionDan OTP
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Italy is sooo delicious! ~ <3

Norway: Bardiche
(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
Well it's not that we like you, it's just that we can't get a complot against you.

Russia: Lady Lambdadelta
(http://i52.tinypic.com/14ldud.jpg)
P-please, c-could you be a bit more gentle careful with your orders?

Turkey: Hero999xPX OTP
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Hahaha ..., That's what you get for rejecting our love friendship offer.


His imperial and royal majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 04, 2011, 10:40:38 PM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I kindly ask for all those that have any complaints or concerns about the Imperial and Royal Opinion to direct them to someone that actually cares.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Schezo on October 04, 2011, 10:57:58 PM
Hurts does it?

And since you don't seem to care Dormio, no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Polaris on October 04, 2011, 11:04:36 PM
You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

In our defense, Conq and I are only contributing like one half of our head each. So it's technically one head if you do the math properly. :C
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 04, 2011, 11:06:23 PM
no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.
Could you be gentler than you were last time...?
... I don't think that my body can handle something like that again... :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 04, 2011, 11:08:31 PM
Stupid Austria, i, it's not like we're not trying to kill you, or anything! It's j, just... w, we're biding our time, that's it!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 05, 2011, 04:15:51 PM
You guys are really helpless, aren't you? Two heads but no plan nor opinion.

Winging it is a completely legit strategy.  :colbert:
Also, this way my plans have a 100% success rate.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dorian White on October 05, 2011, 05:16:19 PM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I kindly ask for all those that have any complaints or concerns about the Imperial and Royal Opinion to direct them to someone that actually cares.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
As much as we approve of his intention, there is still a mistake we can not tolerate. He is of course free to be as cute and lovable as he likes but it's ?Reichskanzler? and not ?mascot? of Austria, does he understand?


Hurts does it?

And since you don't seem to care Dormio, no one will mind when I kidnap you.  We'll be leaving now.
(http://i55.tinypic.com/mt6kch.jpg)
He can believe it or not, it does.
We provided him a lovely residence in Salzburg that he can enjoy his exile and how does he thanks us our kindness, he elopes with our Reichskanzler!


In our defense, Conq and I are only contributing like one half of our head each. So it's technically one head if you do the math properly. :C
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
That doesn't make it any better, we offer you Salzburger Nockerl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salzburger_Nockerl) and Vanillekipferl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanillekipferl) and all we get back from you are some half baked waffles.


Could you be gentler than you were last time...?
... I don't think that my body can handle something like that again... :ohdear:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
There are affairs not even a Kaiser should interfere in ~
This liaison has our blessing, now get married and have children.


Stupid Austria, i, it's not like we're not trying to kill you, or anything! It's j, just... w, we're biding our time, that's it!
(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
It's all Russias fault, everything would be way easier for us if our dear Czarina weren't so busy molesting us ... well with other things.


Winging it is a completely legit strategy.  :colbert:
Also, this way my plans have a 100% success rate.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
We can't say that we can follow you or do you mean that you make your plans in retrospection?


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: PX on October 05, 2011, 07:43:22 PM
I blame Hero. I have not done anything in this game so far.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Schezo on October 05, 2011, 07:55:54 PM
Oh look, someone not in charge and therefor can help Dormio. Please come with me you two.

Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 05, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
We can't say that we can follow you or do you mean that you make your plans in retrospection?
Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?
Lose a territory -> Tactical retreat
Failed assault -> Wanted to make it a fair fight
Get backstabbed -> I'm giving up and donating all my land
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 05, 2011, 09:37:12 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
As much as we approve of his intention, there is still a mistake we can not tolerate. He is of course free to be as cute and lovable as he likes but it's ?Reichskanzler? and not ?mascot? of Austria, does he understand?
What I do in my free time is none of your business!

(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
There are affairs not even a Kaiser should interfere in ~
This liaison has our blessing, now get married and have children.
B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...
Now I'm ruined for marriage...
*Dormio cries in the corner*
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 06, 2011, 01:03:59 AM
Notice!

Like the Russia we all know and love (not loving Mother Russia is treason!) Italy has elected former prime minister Shadoweh into the presidency,  whilst former president ActionDan has been elected prime minister.

I hereby grant Shadoweh express jurisdiction over Italy's armies and navies until her term is up five days from now.  This includes express permission to issue orders for this upcoming phase. 

Remember Shadoweh, our allies are [Redacted],  and our plans are to [Redacted].

Good Luck!     
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: capt. h on October 06, 2011, 02:21:52 AM
As king president acting general on behalf of the Spanish armed forces, I would like to voice my displeasure with Italy's plans. I fear that the [redacted] on [redacted] will only prolong our border dispute, and I doubt that [redacted] is acting in Italy's best interest.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 06, 2011, 05:06:51 PM
I doubt that ITALY is acting in Italy's best interest.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 06, 2011, 06:57:31 PM
*wakes up from drunken stupor*
Eh, whuzzat? I'ma prezidunt o'... OH SHI-
*Bzzzt broadcasting error*
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dorian White on October 06, 2011, 08:17:26 PM
I blame Hero. I have not done anything in this game so far.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Well then, it was a pleasure to talk to him, he is now free to depart, but he also have to behave well sometimes! Does he know how to do this?


Oh look, someone not in charge and therefor can help Dormio. Please come with me you two.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
What does this portend? Barely married and you already start to have affairs? If that's the way you handled things then it's good that we have end your Sodom and Gomorrah regimen!


Isn't it funny how retrospective plans always work?
Lose a territory -> Tactical retreat
Failed assault -> Wanted to make it a fair fight
Get backstabbed -> I'm giving up and donating all my land
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Oh well. Why aren't we surprised at all?


What I do in my free time is none of your business!
B-but... I wanted to wait until I was older...
Now I'm ruined for marriage...
*Dormio cries in the corner*
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Silly Dormio, we told you that you become Reichskanzler and that you get two hundred thousand Schilling per year as well as the title duke of Baden, no one said anything about ?free time?. Also, you are of course ?ruined for marriage? if you are already married, but you should keep a close eye on this Schezo Casanova.


Notice!

Like the Russia we all know and love (not loving Mother Russia is treason!) Italy has elected former prime minister Shadoweh into the presidency,  whilst former president ActionDan has been elected prime minister.

I hereby grant Shadoweh express jurisdiction over Italy's armies and navies until her term is up five days from now.  This includes express permission to issue orders for this upcoming phase. 

Remember Shadoweh, our allies are [Redacted],  and our plans are to [Redacted].

Good Luck!   
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Elections? That explains a lot of things! Populist regimens only plan from one election to a another and they lacking the loving care of a centuries old dynasty. It seems that the rats deserting the sinking ship. Well we intent to change things here soon.


As king president acting general on behalf of the Spanish armed forces, I would like to voice my displeasure with Italy's plans. I fear that the [redacted] on [redacted] will only prolong our border dispute, and I doubt that [redacted] is acting in Italy's best interest.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Ah he most be the Spanish emissary, we are sure that you will like to hear that we plan to move our <censored> from <censored> into <censored> to seriously <censored> <censored> next year.



(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Indeed, our sentiments exactly.


*wakes up from drunken stupor*
Eh, whuzzat? I'ma prezidunt o'... OH SHI-
*Bzzzt broadcasting error*
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Well, woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. ~
Whose wine? ~ What wine? ~ Where the hell did I dine? ~

We hope the Heurige (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heuriger) we send you was to your taste.^^


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: PX on October 06, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
Turkey has taken it's next move. We have decided to merge with Austria and help rebuild the Third Reich. All we need is Austria's consent and we can bring Germany back into this game.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Lexicat on October 06, 2011, 10:07:44 PM
Oh Dorian~ You're so cute :3
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 07, 2011, 01:14:58 AM
>45 minutes to go
And here I panicked when I got a reminder in my PM box to send in orders... six hours ago!

Conqueror, stop stalling and send in orders.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 07, 2011, 01:20:30 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903fallmove.png)

Austria:
A bul - gre
A mun Holds
A ser Supports A bul - gre
F tri Supports A tyr - ven
     Support cut by Move from Albania.         
A tyr - ven
     Bounced with ven (1 against 1).

Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
 
England:
A bel Supports A ruh - bur
F eng Supports F pic - bre
F iri - mao
A lvp - edi
F lon - wal
F pic - bre

Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
   
Italy:     
A alb - tri
     Bounced with tri (1 against 1).
F ion - tun
A mar - gas
     Bounced with gas (1 against 1). Dislodged from bur (2 against 1).
     The Army in Marseilles cannot retreat; unit destroyed.         
A pie Supports A ven - tyr
     Support cut by Move from Gulf of Lyon.       
F tun - wes
F tys Supports F tun - wes
A ven - tyr
     Bounced with tyr (1 against 1).

Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
   
Norway:
F ber Holds
A kie - mun
     Bounced with mun (1 against 2).
F nth Convoys A nwy - den
A nwy - den
     Convoy path taken: nwy - nth - den.
A ruh - bur
   
Russia:
F con - ank
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with arm (1 against 1).
A sev - arm
     Failed because  F arm - bla failed.
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
A ukr - sev
     Failed because A sev - arm failed.
 
Spain:
A bur - mar
A gas Supports A bur - mar
F lyo - pie
     Bounced with pie (1 against 1).
A naf - cor
F wes - cat
 
Turkey:
F arm - bla
     Bounced with rum (1 against 1).
A smy - con

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903fallresolve.png)
Build orders are due October 7 at 8 PM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 07, 2011, 01:33:46 AM
Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 07, 2011, 01:44:38 AM
Alright, internets are done exploding, so the pictures are up.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: capt. h on October 07, 2011, 01:50:48 AM
Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.

Get in line.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 07, 2011, 05:22:51 AM
Poor shadoweh couldn't handle the Wifom!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 07, 2011, 11:40:53 AM
I think Italy keeled over.  :(
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: ActionDan on October 07, 2011, 12:20:55 PM
I told Shadoweh to work from F lyo - Pie

I see Pie S
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Pesco on October 07, 2011, 12:27:06 PM
That's what you deserve for stealing pie.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Dorian White on October 07, 2011, 06:51:49 PM
Turkey has taken it's next move. We have decided to merge with Austria and help rebuild the Third Reich. All we need is Austria's consent and we can bring Germany back into this game.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
We take that as a no, and counting doesn't seems to be his strong point either.


Oh Dorian~ You're so cute :3
(http://i52.tinypic.com/14ldud.jpg)
W-well a-are we? ? W-we don't know, ? b-but if our dear Czarina says so then ? who are we to disagree? ? O-oh dear, is it just our imagination or is it really so hot in here all of a sudden?


>45 minutes to go
And here I panicked when I got a reminder in my PM box to send in orders... six hours ago!

Conqueror, stop stalling and send in orders.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
How impatient of you.
But now we are all excited about what the new update will bring.


Gentlemen. Nordic forces have entered Spanish territory. Surely you understand what this means! THIS IS WAR, SPAIN. YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Oh he again, well it would be nice if he could tell us which ?INSOLENCE? he is talking about exactly.


Alright, internets are done exploding, so the pictures are up.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
We are still intrigued how this ?folding makeup mirror? is able to tell us where our troops are. Modern technique is so exciting, isn't it?


Get in line.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Quite so, the more danger, the more honor!


Poor shadoweh couldn't handle the Wifom!
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Maybe she just had too much of it? What is kind of odd cause the wine we offered her were quite ?dry?. In vino veritas, but honestly who can really handle the truth?


I think Italy keeled over.  :(
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
An accident! We are so very sorry about that.


That's what you deserve for stealing pie.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Indeed, and Piedmont is a extra delicious Pie with lots of cherries on the top.^^


His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Conqueror on October 07, 2011, 11:21:40 PM
Quote
[18:10:09] <Shadoweh> I like how Kitten said she needs my build orders
[18:10:19] <Shadoweh> It almost makes it sound like I'm building something
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1903)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 08, 2011, 12:14:28 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903build.png)

Austria:
Builds A bud
Builds A vie

England:
Builds A lon
   
Italy:
Removes A alb
Removes F tun
 
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:
 
Turkey:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1903buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1904 are due October 10 at 9 PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=10&year=2011&hour=19&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 08, 2011, 12:55:44 AM
It's time to send in our stock of cute fuzzy kitten photos.  Tis' our secret weapon.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 09, 2011, 02:14:28 AM
My knee-jerk reaction to cute fluffy things is to crush them.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 10, 2011, 11:15:10 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904springmove.png)

Austria:
A bud - tri
A gre - bul
A mun Holds
A ser Supports A bud - tri
F tri - adr
A tyr Holds
A vie Supports A tyr

England:
A bel - pic
F bre - gas
     Failed because  A gas -&gt; mar failed.         
A edi - nav
     Convoy path taken: edi - nth - eng - mao - nav.
F eng Convoys A edi - nav
A lon Holds
F mao Convoys A edi - nav
F wal - iri
     
Italy:
A pie - mar
F tys - lyo
     Bounced with lyo (1 against 1).        
A ven - tri
     Bounced with bud (1 against 1).        
F wes - cat
     Bounced with cat (1 against 1).
   
Norway:
F ber Holds
A bur Supports A pie - mar
A den - kie
A kie - ruh
F nth Convoys A edi - nav
     
Russia:
F ank Supports A sev - arm
     Support cut by Move from Constantinople.
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum Supports A gre - bul
A sev - arm
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
A ukr - sev
     
Spain:
F cat Supports F lyo
     Support cut by Move from Western Mediterranean.
A cor - por
A gas - mar
     Bounced with pie (1 against 1).
F lyo Convoys A mar - tus
A mar - tus
     Convoy path taken: mar - lyo - tus.
       
Turkey:
F arm - bla
A con - ank
     Bounced with ank (1 against 1).

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904springresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1904 are due October 13 at 8 PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=13&year=2011&hour=18&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1903)
Post by: Bardiche on October 11, 2011, 12:11:17 AM
Oh, no, I insist you be the host of this party. We'll simply not invite Russia, it'll be just Spain and I to pay visit to your lovely nations.

Making good on this promise, we're bringing a host of party loving Vikings to Edinburgh! And the Netherlands. Possibly Belgium, too.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 11, 2011, 12:41:44 AM
TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 11, 2011, 02:52:12 AM
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 11, 2011, 04:06:35 AM
I'll be more active on Toosdee.  But I think Shadoweh likes being the woman in charge.  So I'll keep it that way.  I won money! (not a whole lot, just $333.34) but still I did pretty good with 5.5/9.  Pondering posting my games in an appropriate thread... (arcade or cafe? or letty journal? or here?)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: PX on October 11, 2011, 04:11:17 AM
Quote
TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

HELP! WE'RE BEING EATEN BY COMMUNISTS! AND BEING COMMUNIST IS TREASON! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: capt. h on October 11, 2011, 04:30:11 AM
Don't be silly, this is only 1904. Russia doesn't become a socialist state until 1917.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 11, 2011, 04:42:47 AM
I have a funny feeling there was a massacre on the Red-Square in 1905 tho :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 11, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!

Nah, your fleets are all busy in Spain. I insist, I'll come get them myself.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 13, 2011, 11:37:18 PM
But you see, I wouldn't want you to exert too much effort. I think it's better if you stay at home and let us do the heavy lifting.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Schezo on October 14, 2011, 12:14:09 AM
Come on now. I'm kinda excited at how this is going to resolve itself.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 14, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
But you see, I wouldn't want you to exert too much effort. I think it's better if you stay at home and let us do the heavy lifting.

It'll be Fall 1905 by the time your fleets can bring us the sheep, so I'm taking them. Now.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 14, 2011, 12:34:53 AM
Come on now. I'm kinda excited at how this is going to resolve itself.
Nah, the best sort of tension stays unresolved.

It'll be Fall 1905 by the time your fleets can bring us the sheep, so I'm taking them. Now.
Eat cannonball.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 14, 2011, 04:20:09 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904fallmove.png)

Austria:
F adr Supports A tri - ven
A bul Supports F ank - con
A mun Holds
A ser - alb
A tri - ven
A tyr - pie
A vie - tyr
     
England:
F bre - gas
F eng - bel
F iri Holds
A lon - wal
F mao Supports A nav - por
A nav - por
A pic Supports A bur - par
     
Italy:   
A mar Holds
     Dislodged from gas (3 against 1).
     The Army in Marseilles cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
F tys Supports A ven - rom
A ven - rom
F wes - cor
     Bounced with por (1 against 1).
       
Norway:
F ber - kie
A bur - par
A kie - ruh
F nth - eng
A ruh - bur
     
Russia:
     No order for unit at Moscow. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Prussia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Sevastopol. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at St. Petersburg. Hold order assigned.
F ank - con
A arm - ank
A mos Holds
A pru Holds
F rum - bla
     Bounced with bla (1 against 1).
A sev Holds
A sil Supports A mun
F stp Holds
   
Spain:
F cat Supports A gas - mar
A gas - mar
F lyo Supports A gas - mar
A por - cor
     Bounced with wes (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from nav (2 against 1).
A tus Supports A tyr - pie
 
Turkey:
F bla Convoys A con - sev
A con - sev
     Bounced with sev (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from ank (2 against 1).
     Convoy path taken: con - bla - sev.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 15th at 12AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Hero999 on October 14, 2011, 04:31:05 AM
They ate me D:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Lexicat on October 14, 2011, 04:41:08 AM
They ate me D:

I'm enjoying my Turkey dinner.
 
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: PX on October 14, 2011, 04:46:56 AM
You are the worst hero

/ragequit
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: capt. h on October 14, 2011, 05:19:26 AM
Needs more backstabbing.

England's cool because he's playing to win. I like seeing countries play to win. Not like the Italian kamakazis or the Norwegians - Englishmen in disguise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyU6KTpP2I&feature=related).
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 14, 2011, 05:21:33 AM
eh.

Dorian is scum.

All I can say.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 14, 2011, 08:03:57 AM
You're all scum. Lynch with fire kthx.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 14, 2011, 07:14:31 PM
Eh, I'm playing to win as well, I just like not backstabbing allies more than is strictly necessary. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Schezo on October 14, 2011, 07:25:05 PM
...

And here I was expecting the stab of the century in the north but it's just a bunch of mismanagement.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 14, 2011, 08:05:03 PM
You think me too cruel, Schezo.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: capt. h on October 14, 2011, 08:25:38 PM
You think me too cruel, Schezo.

Well you did murder him.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Conqueror on October 14, 2011, 08:50:16 PM
Stop egging him on guys. >_>

I don't want to die.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Pesco on October 14, 2011, 09:00:27 PM
Told you you shouldn't have taken Belgium.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 14, 2011, 09:35:47 PM
You're dead.  ^_^
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 14, 2011, 09:38:16 PM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that this message is appropriate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 14, 2011, 10:12:42 PM
Well you did murder him.

Fair point, but the most opportune time to backstab England has already passed.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Dorian White on October 14, 2011, 10:14:02 PM
Making good on this promise, we're bringing a host of party loving Vikings to Edinburgh! And the Netherlands. Possibly Belgium, too.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
We heard that it's an old Norwegian tradition to appear anywhere an everywhere uninvited.


TURKEY SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Is that so? ~


You don't want England, we have horrible wine and food. >_>

If you really want to frolic with our sheep that much we can export some!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
Why so shy all of a sudden? Good we don't understand his insistence either, but Norwegians are known for there odd taste.


HELP! WE'RE BEING EATEN BY COMMUNISTS! AND BEING COMMUNIST IS TREASON! KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Oh dear, and he is also colorblind.


Don't be silly, this is only 1904. Russia doesn't become a socialist state until 1917.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
Indeed, and even the later will not happen, at last as long as we abstain from any strolling rides in Sarajevo in the next decade.^^;


I have a funny feeling there was a massacre on the Red-Square in 1905 tho :V
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Well why else would you call it ?Red-Square??

Quote
~* Bardiche X Conqueror *~
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
*sigh* Young love, isn't it heart-warming?


They ate me D:
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
Yes, and you were quite delicious. ~ <3



I'm enjoying my Turkey dinner.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Bon app?tit!


Needs more backstabbing.

England's cool because he's playing to win. I like seeing countries play to win. Not like the Italian kamakazis or the Norwegians - Englishmen in disguise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNyU6KTpP2I&feature=related).
(http://i56.tinypic.com/339ssxc.jpg)
Oh dear, is that an invitation?


eh.

Dorian is scum.

All I can say.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
Says the one who still votes attacks capt.h.


You're all scum. Lynch with fire kthx.
(http://i51.tinypic.com/kf4chc.jpg)
Austriae est imperare orbi universo and so on ?


Eh, I'm playing to win as well, I just like not backstabbing allies more than is strictly necessary. :V
(http://i55.tinypic.com/mt6kch.jpg)
Indeed, backstabbings are so heartbreaking, aren't they?


...

And here I was expecting the stab of the century in the north but it's just a bunch of mismanagement.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
Well it looks indeed quite messed up up there, doesn't it?


You think me too cruel, Schezo.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2n8swwl.jpg)
We have to wonder about that, mostly because ?

Well you did murder him.
? he has a point there


Stop egging him on guys. >_>

I don't want to die.  :ohdear:
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
Why delaying the unavoidable?


Told you you shouldn't have taken Belgium.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/1zvdbhx.jpg)
But they just never listen, do they?


You're dead.  ^_^
(http://i52.tinypic.com/9gfvja.jpg)
And so are you, in due time. ~


As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that this message is appropriate. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtU)
(http://i51.tinypic.com/ofplh.jpg)
It's nice to see that we made the right decision here.^^

His most tsundere majesty
Dorian von Habsburg
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 14, 2011, 10:19:52 PM
I DON'T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE PET! DAN DO SOMETHING!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: ActionDan on October 14, 2011, 10:41:04 PM
DON'T WORRY SHADOWEH!

OUR ITALIAN HOT SUMMER SUN WILL MELT THEIR FACES!

if they ever take over this vacation spot, it will lead to their doom!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1904)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 15, 2011, 05:49:14 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
England:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Italy:

Norway:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Spain:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
A por - mad
     
Turkey:
     No order for unit at Constantinople. Unit tasked to Disband.
A con Disbands

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904fallretreatresolve.png)
Orders for winter of 1904 are due October 16th at 2 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1904)
Post by: Bardiche on October 15, 2011, 04:26:16 PM
I'll build an army in Norway.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1904)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 16, 2011, 05:08:29 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904build.png)

Austria:
Builds A bud
     
England:
Builds A lon
     
Italy:

Norway:
Builds A nwy
     
Russia:
Builds A war
     
Spain:
Removes F cat
Removes A mar
     
Turkey:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1904buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1905 are due October 19 at 2 AM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=19&year=2011&hour=00&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 18, 2011, 12:25:23 AM
The Nordic Highlands officially recognise themselves at a state of war with the British Isles. Our claim to the British Isles will not be contested by these teabags.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Conqueror on October 18, 2011, 12:31:01 AM
[20:24:45] <Bardiche> So let's just war and get it over with.

It's on, jerk.  >:(

Also England is superior etc.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 18, 2011, 12:32:40 AM
Like Ping Pong?

|---->o
---------
---------|

NORWAY -- ENGLAND
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Conqueror on October 18, 2011, 12:43:56 AM
Official Notice from the British Empire

Norway is uncool.

:L
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: capt. h on October 18, 2011, 12:49:37 AM
This war needs a theme song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21cCLSq4bU)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Polaris on October 18, 2011, 12:51:38 AM
Quote from: Paraphrased from IRC log
Me: Oh Conq should we talk to capth before he leaves
Conq: <posts log with chat between capth>
Me: Oh okay let's talk to Shadoweh then
Conq: <posts log with chat between Shadoweh>
Me: You lamer
Me: Well okay then all we need to do is talk to Dorian
Conq: Well
Conq: <posts log with chat between Dorian>
Me: ..........
Me: YOU LAMER

Official notice from the British Empire:
Conq is a lamer.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Edible on October 18, 2011, 12:54:30 AM
This war needs a theme song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21cCLSq4bU)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33CocoMNn8
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: PX on October 18, 2011, 12:54:38 AM
A THEME SONG YOU SAY?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 18, 2011, 12:56:44 AM
Dormio's thoughts as the cute and lovable mascot on the entire game. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycSZoYzEks)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 18, 2011, 01:06:16 AM
Heya Conq, it's Bard, from the country past the sea.
's good to see you, buddy, how ya been?
Things have been okay with me except that I'm at war with you,
really wish you'd let me in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand,
why you Brits might hesitate to submit to my demand.
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming!

All I want to do is take your base~
I'm not unreasonable, I'm not gonna crush your fleets.
All I want to do is take your base~
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
If you open up your lands,
I'll then roll in and take your baaaase~! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snb_rkKpIFw)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Polaris on October 18, 2011, 01:58:57 AM
Rebuttal:

It's Norway, Norway
Gotta take over Norway
Everybody's looking forward to the conquest, conquest
Norway, Norway
Gotta take over Norway
Everybody's looking forward to the conquest

Conquerin', conquerin' (Yeah!)
Conquerin', conquerin' (Yeah!)
Win, win, win, win
Looking forward to the conquest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 19, 2011, 03:34:20 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905springmove.png)

Austria:
F adr Convoys A alb - apu
A alb - apu
     Convoy path taken: alb - adr - apu.
A bud - gal
A bul Holds
A mun Holds
A pie - mar
A tyr Supports A mun
A ven Supports A tus - rom
     
England:
F bel - nth
F gas Supports A pic - bre
F iri Convoys A wal - nav
A lon Holds
F mao Convoys A wal - nav
A pic - bre
     Bounced with par (2 against 1).
A por Supports F wes - cor
A wal - nav
     Convoy path taken: wal - iri - mao - nav.
       
Italy:
A rom Holds
     Dislodged from tus (2 against 1).
F tys - ion
F wes - cor
     
Norway:
A bur Supports F lyo - mar
     Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
F eng Supports A par - bre
F kie - ber
     Bounced with sil (1 against 1).
A nwy Holds
A par - bre
     Bounced with pic (2 against 1).
A ruh - hol
     
Russia:
A ank Holds
F con Supports F rum - bla
A mos - stp
A pru Supports A sil - ber
F rum - bla
A sev Holds
A sil - ber
F stp - bar
A war - sil
     
Spain:
F lyo - tys
A mad - cor
     Failed.
A tus - rom
     
Turkey:
F bla Convoys A sev - ank
     No associated Move order for this convoy.
     Dislodged from rum (2 against 1).

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 20 at 12 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: PX on October 19, 2011, 03:38:40 AM
 :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: PX on October 19, 2011, 03:40:48 AM
I just realized. THIS IS A REPEAT OF LAST GAME. KITTEN BLOCK STEAMROLLING
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 19, 2011, 03:41:06 AM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I have managed to capture Italy's cries on tape, and have decided to release them to the public.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Conqueror on October 19, 2011, 03:47:00 AM
ITT there are no alliances.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1905)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 19, 2011, 03:53:42 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:

Italy:
A rom - nap
     
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:

Turkey:
F bla Disbands

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1905 are due October 22 at 12 PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=21&year=2011&hour=22&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Schezo on October 19, 2011, 03:58:34 AM
I told you those people in the north are just a bunch of mismanaged yahoo's. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: capt. h on October 19, 2011, 05:02:42 AM
Dear England,

 >:(

Scincerely,
Spain
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 19, 2011, 05:41:53 AM
I told you those people in the north are just a bunch of mismanaged yahoo's. :V

Aye. I suppose I should've picked you as my ally from the start after all. Oh well, nothing I can do. With some luck I'll at least hold out until Shadoweh goes down first.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Edible on October 19, 2011, 06:10:38 PM
Turkey:
F bla Disbands

(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u262/ddrluna/Creeper_cat.gif)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 22, 2011, 04:47:40 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905fallmove.png)

Austria:
F adr - ion
A apu - nap
A bul - gre
A gal - rum
A mar Holds
A mun Supports A ber - kie
A tyr - pie
A ven Holds
     
England:
F gas - bre
F iri - eng
      Bounced with eng (1 against 1).
A lon - yor
F mao Supports F gas - bre
A nav - mad
F nth - den
A pic - par
A por Supports A nav - mad
     
Italy:
F cor Holds
F ion Convoys A nap - gre
     Dislodged from adr (2 against 1).
A nap - gre
     Convoy path failed.
     Dislodged from apu (2 against 1).
       
Norway:
     No order for unit at English Channel. Hold order assigned.
A bur Supports A par - gas
F eng Holds
A hol - ruh
F kie - bal
A nwy - swe
A par - gas
     
Russia:
A ank - smy
F bar Supports A stp - nwy
A ber - kie
F bla - con
F con - aeg
A pru - ber
A sev - ukr
A sil Holds
A stp - nwy
     
Spain:
A mad - cor
     Bounced with cor (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from nav (2 against 1).
A rom Supports A apu - nap
F tys Supports F adr - ion
     
Turkey:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 23 at 1 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: PX on October 22, 2011, 04:52:45 AM
In other news: Wut
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Schezo on October 22, 2011, 04:54:44 AM
As we near mid game which of the three factions will come out on top?  Suspense~
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 22, 2011, 04:58:20 AM
Move the fleet to that river above it and disband the tank
Kitten I'm disapointed you changed my beautiful orders. :<
Edit: Kiitan stop telling me how to live my life, make it go to Tunis then.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: ActionDan on October 22, 2011, 05:06:19 AM
nice try Shadoweh!  Stick it to those damned Austrians with that fleet :D.

In other news,

The color scheme has changed a bit.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 22, 2011, 05:22:02 AM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I have but one question: What the hell just happened to Norway?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 22, 2011, 05:59:22 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 3.
     
England:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 3.
     
Italy:
F ion - tun
A nap Disbands
     
Norway:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 5.
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 3.
     
Spain:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
Spain: A mad - cat
     
Turkey:
Turkey is out of SCs.  Thanks for playing!

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905fallretreatresolve.png)
Build orders are due October 23 at 2 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 22, 2011, 01:32:07 PM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I have but one question: What the hell just happened to Norway?

Fell for Russia's scheme, is what happened. ;o I thought I'd found a staunch ally, I found a viper.

Basically, Russia and Austria worked together from the start, and Russia was coaxing me into backstabbing all my allies so they could eventually backstab me with ease. In my naivety, I thought it was fine to cooperate under the idea that we'd win as the northern three countries, but Austria and Russia finally managed to convince me to attack England, which was what they were hoping on to backstab me.

tl;dr I fell for Russia's poison and now pay the price. :V An elaborate ploy enacted from the start meant to manipulate me into murdering everything for Russia and Austria. Bravo, if only I'd caught on earlier that the Dorian x Lambda OTP would work together from the very start.

EDIT: Must note the irony in Dorian warning me before that Russia wasn't going to stay true to our cause, but my trust was unwavering and strong! In the wrong people. Should've gone with Schezo, at least he was upfront about betraying me eventually. :V

Also, removing everything but the Baltic Sea fleet.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: ActionDan on October 22, 2011, 03:04:21 PM
After-game discussion about alliances and things for Austria/Russia/Norway will be interesting. 
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Schezo on October 22, 2011, 03:11:30 PM
At least that somewhat explains why you didn't get stabbed the fuck out of in spring 1904.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Hero999 on October 22, 2011, 04:24:43 PM
I thought we had alot of conversations about DorianxLamdda has OTP...
I'm surprised...
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 22, 2011, 04:26:33 PM
At least that somewhat explains why you didn't get stabbed the fuck out of in spring 1904.

It does. Lambda's deceit required me to trust her completely. :V And they say Mafia is cutthroat.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: capt. h on October 22, 2011, 08:27:32 PM
Bardiche, just one question:

Why didn't you betray England one turn earlier, when you could have nabbed 3 supply centers for free?

Also, there can be no One True Pairing in a game in which there can be only one. Only the facade of a OTP that will break when the time is right or end in an utter loss for at least one of them.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 22, 2011, 09:01:32 PM
Because I'd intended for my betrayal of Germany to be the only one. Until, of course, Russia pressured me into attacking England, leaked the plans to Austria, who leaked it to England and then the only honourable thing would be to declare war.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Polaris on October 22, 2011, 09:44:10 PM
Okay I should tell you all that Conq has exams and stuff so I'll be in charge of England while he's gone :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Bardiche on October 22, 2011, 10:03:33 PM
We're doomed, Russia wins.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1905)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 22, 2011, 11:54:31 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905build.png)

Austria:
Builds A bud
Builds F tri
Builds A vie
     
England:
Builds F edi
Builds A lvp
Builds F lon
     
Italy:

Norway:
Removes A bur
Removes F eng
Removes A gas
Removes A ruh
Removes A swe
     
Russia:
Builds A mos
Builds F stp/sc
Builds A war
     
Spain:
Removes A cat
Removes A rom

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1905buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1906 are due October 25 at 8PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=25&year=2011&hour=18&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: PX on October 23, 2011, 12:19:49 AM
Now to look forward to a slow game
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Conqueror on October 23, 2011, 12:24:39 AM
I dunno, game seems relatively straightforward from here on out.

Don't know about slow.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: PX on October 23, 2011, 06:19:29 AM
Austria and Russia are going to attack Britain. This is gonna be a slow process taking at least 3 years, when it would be a lot faster, exciting, and probably efficient if they just went for a duel, considering Britain can't really mettle that much and the victor of that battle pretty much wins the game by default.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Pesco on October 23, 2011, 08:27:07 AM
Russia leading Austria 12:11
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Omba on October 23, 2011, 09:54:33 AM
Well there's basically two ways this can go, with a third rather unlikely but interesting alternative.
But then I guess Russia winning is actually the most unlikely one, so... :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Schezo on October 23, 2011, 04:13:48 PM
Since we are guessing who's going to win, I guess I'll choose Russia.

She has Austria surrounded and England has no footing with land units in the mainland so I'm going to put my money there without having heard any of the diplomacy going on between the survivors. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Lexicat on October 23, 2011, 05:22:59 PM
^-^
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Hero999 on October 23, 2011, 05:43:00 PM
...Screw logic
GO AUSTRIA!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: PX on October 23, 2011, 06:25:19 PM
Quote
She has Austria surrounded and England has no footing with land units in the mainland so I'm going to put my money there without having heard any of the diplomacy going on between the survivors. :V

That would be the correct logic :V

Except when you look at the builds, it's clearly them teaming up to attack England :I
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 23, 2011, 08:08:48 PM
I agree with Schez-ohgodcuteavatar
*me nosebleeds*
Does no one want to vote for Italy? :< We've totally got this!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: capt. h on October 23, 2011, 08:09:16 PM
...Screw logic
GO SPAIN!

EDIT: On a related note, I would like to vote to decrease each game cycle to 24 hours. Or at least 48 hours. I don't think 72 hours is necessary at this juncture.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on October 24, 2011, 01:04:33 AM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that we should all surrender to the mighty Spaniards, who have only have a single fleet visible on the map.
This must mean that they have at least twenty more lying in wait, out of view, poised to strike when we are not expecting it.
I believe, as the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, that Russia in particular should take care in case the Spanish Inquisition comes to visit.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Schezo on October 24, 2011, 01:08:42 AM
The Spanish have abandoned their homeland and have completely taken over South America.  We should leave them alone before them become kingmakers or something.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Conqueror on October 24, 2011, 05:47:16 AM
Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 25, 2011, 09:07:48 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906springmove.png)

Austria:
A bud - tri
A gre Holds
F ion - tun
A mar - bur
     Bounced with par (1 against 1).
A mun Supports A ber - kie
A nap Holds
A pie - mar
     Failed because Austria: A mar - bur failed.
A rum - gal
F tri - adr
A ven - pie
     Failed because A pie - mar failed.
A vie - boh
     
England:
F bre Supports A lvp - gas
F den - hel
F edi - nth
F iri Convoys A lvp - gas
A lvp - gas
     Convoy path taken: lvp - iri - mao - gas.
F lon - eng
A mad - cat
F mao Convoys A lvp - gas
A par - bur
     Bounced with mar (1 against 1).
por - nav
A yor - lon
     
Italy:
F cor Supports A mad - cat
F tun Holds
     Dislodged from ion (2 against 1).
       
Norway:
F bal - swe
     Bounced with nwy (1 against 1).
       
Russia:
F aeg - ion
F bar - nwg
A ber - kie
F con - aeg
 A kie - hol
A mos - stp
A nwy - swe
     Bounced with bal (1 against 1).
A sil Supports A war - pru
A smy Holds
F stp - bot
A ukr - warR
A war - pru
     
Spain:
F tys Supports F ion - tun

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 26 at 6 PM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 26, 2011, 02:09:59 AM
Kiitan retreat me to that sea thingy above Tunis. I'm too drunk to look up the name.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1906)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 26, 2011, 02:25:28 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:

Italy:
F tun - wes
     
Norway:

Russia:

Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1906 are due October 28 at 11 PM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=10&day=28&year=2011&hour=21&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 29, 2011, 06:44:44 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906fallmove.png)

Austria:
F adr - apu
A boh - mun
A gal - boh
A gre Holds
A mar Holds
A mun - ruh
A nap Holds
A pie Supports A mar
A tri - tyr
F tun Supports F ion - tys
A ven Holds
     
England:
F bre - mao
     Failed because F mao - wes failed. 
A cat Supports A nav - gas
F eng - bel
A gas - bur
F hel - kie
F iri - nao
A lon - yor
F mao - wes
      Failed because  F wes - lyo failed.
A nav - gas
F nth - edi
     Bounced with nwg (1 against 1).
A par Supports A gas - bur
     
Italy:
F cor Supports F mao - wes
F wes - lyo
     Bounced with tys (1 against 1).
       
Norway:
F bal Supports F hel - kie
     
Russia:
F aeg - ion
F bot Supports A nwy - swe
A hol Holds
F ion - tys
A kie Supports A hol
     Support cut by Move from Helgoland Bight.
Dislodged from hel (2 against 1).
A nwy - swe
F nwg - edi
     Bounced with nth (1 against 1).
A pru Supports A sil - ber
A sil - ber
A smy Holds
A stp - nwy
A war - sil
     
Spain:
Spain: F tys - lyo
     Bounced with wes (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from ion (2 against 1).

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due October 30 at 3 PM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: Bardiche on October 29, 2011, 06:52:32 PM
Godspeed, England. Stand off those treacherous jerks. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: Conqueror on October 29, 2011, 07:00:44 PM
Farewell, Norway. Our time together, though brief, was rewarding, despite your chicanery. I'll see you in the next world.

I'm looking at the map and all I can see is Poland everywhere. Perhaps it's their time?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: capt. h on October 29, 2011, 11:12:36 PM
Godspeed, England. Stand off those treacherous jerks. :V

Calling your overlord treacherous is treason.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: Shadoweh on October 30, 2011, 01:16:28 AM
Kiitan I know it's not my turn yet but disband that fleet on land, we're using the parts to fuel my addiction to fish and cihips.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1906)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 30, 2011, 04:52:19 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
England:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 1.
     
Italy:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 1.
     
Norway:
Norway is out of supply centers.  Thanks for playing!
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
A kie - den
     
Spain:
F tys - sar

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906fallretreatresolve.png)
Build orders are due October 31 at 1 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1906)
Post by: Kitten4u on October 31, 2011, 05:48:37 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906build.png)

Austria:
Builds F tri
     
England:
Removes F bre
     
Italy:
Removes F cor
     
Russia:
Builds F stp/nc
Builds A war
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1906buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1907 are due November 3 at 2 AM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=03&year=2011&hour=00&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 03, 2011, 09:08:59 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907springmove.png)

Austria:
F apu - ion
A boh Supports A tyr - mun
A gre Holds
A mar Supports A mun - bur
     Support cut by Move from Gascony.
A mun - bur
A nap Holds
A pie Supports A mar
A ruh Supports A mun - bur
F tri - adr
F tun Supports F tys - wes
A tyr - mun
A ven Holds
     
England:
F bel Supports F kie - hol
A bur Supports
A gas - mar
     Dislodged from mun (2 against 1).
A cat Supports A gas - mar
A gas - mar
     Bounced with mar (2 against 2).
F kie - hol
F mao Supports F wes
F nao - nwg
F nth Supports F nao - nwg
A par - pic
A yor - edi
     
Italy:
F wes Holds
     Dislodged from tys (3 against 2).
       
Russia:
A ber Supports A den - kie
A den - kie
F bot - balRussia:
A hol Supports A den - kie
     Dislodged from kie (2 against 1).
     The Army in Holland cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
F ion - tys
A nwy - swe
F nwg - nth
     Bounced with nth (1 against 1).
     Dislodged from nao (2 against 1).
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A smy Holds
F stp - nwy
A swe - den
F tys - wes
A war Holds
     
Spain:
F sar Supports F tys - wes

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due November 4 at 5 AM EDT (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: ActionDan on November 03, 2011, 04:19:31 PM
Question.
Austria/Russia

Please state your plans openly.

I see less diplomacy and more "Let's kill england, then either declare ourselves winners or fight a duel afterwards".

Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Schezo on November 03, 2011, 04:25:33 PM
Duel is mandatory or else Italy wins remember. :getdown:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: PX on November 03, 2011, 04:30:28 PM
Did you just realize this?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: ActionDan on November 03, 2011, 04:39:28 PM
I was painfully aware for a long time.

I thought maybe something might happen... 

I'm cool with Austria/Russia sharing a draw while the rest of us lose at this point.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: PX on November 03, 2011, 05:32:49 PM
No Draws. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Shadoweh on November 03, 2011, 09:57:57 PM
Kiitan Kiitan move my fleet to that green place that is still ours.

I concur with Dan's thoughts on the subject except that only one of Austria and Russia can be surrendered to.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 03, 2011, 10:00:28 PM
Duel is mandatory or else Italy wins remember. :getdown:
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I would like to remind you that Spain is still in this game.
Now give me back my stuff! You never returned anything after that whole kidnapping ordeal!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 03, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
It's so hard playing kingmaker vs white and red scum when you're town in LYLO.  :ohdear:

They're just jealous because our monarchy >>> theirs. Come get some, you barbarians.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Polaris on November 03, 2011, 10:37:04 PM
Conq if you were here you could've given the retreat order for me you lamer :L
There's only one place to retreat to anyway.

Retreat to Paris
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Schezo on November 03, 2011, 10:43:12 PM
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I would like to remind you that Spain is still in this game.
Now give me back my stuff! You never returned anything after that whole kidnapping ordeal!
Nah.
I like your stuff so I'll keep it.

Here's some crayons.  That should be more than enough.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: capt. h on November 04, 2011, 03:01:14 AM
Typically, one of the tenants of diplomacy was sending your daughter's off to marry the kings of other countries, uniting them into one family and thus, leading to peace.

Would anyone trust the king of England with their daughter? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VIII_of_England)

Sorry Conq, but you have to stop beheading your wives over succession. And maybe undeclare yourself the supreme authority on matters of faith.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 04, 2011, 03:12:13 AM
Commoner sacrifices don't nearly satisfy the blood god as much as royal kin. I would much prefer the head of state, but he's gone and run away to Italy like a true knave.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Polaris on November 04, 2011, 03:18:03 AM
This is the twentieth century, sillyface. Beheading our wives is so out of style these days.

Edit: I'd go so far as to say diplomatic marriages aren't really a thing that happens either, as far as I know.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1907)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 04, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:
A bur - par
     
Italy:
F wes - cor
     
Russia:
     No order for unit at Norwegian Sea. Unit tasked to Disband.
F nwg Disbands
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1907 are due November 7 at 6 AM EDT (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=07&year=2011&hour=04&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1907)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 07, 2011, 07:42:23 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907fallmove.png)

Austria:
F adr - ion
A boh Holds
A bur Holds
A gre Holds
F ion - aeg
A mar Holds
A mun Supports A bur
A nap Holds
A pie Supports A mar
A ruh Supports A bur
F tun - naf
A ven Holds
     
England:
F bel Supports F hol
A cat - mar
     Bounced with mar (1 against 2).
England: A edi Holds
A gas Supports A par - bur
F hol Supports F bel
F mao Supports F cor - wes
F nth Supports F hol
F nwg Supports F nwy
A par - bur
     Bounced with bur (2 against 3).
A pic Supports F bel
     
Italy:
F cor - wes
     Bounced with wes (2 against 2).
       
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.

F bal Supports A kie
A ber Holds
A den Holds
A kie Holds
F nwy Holds
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A smy Holds
A swe Supports F nwy
F tys Supports F wes
A war - lvnRussia:
F wes Supports F tun - naf
     Support cut by Move from Cordoba.
       
Spain:
F sar - lyo

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907fallresolve.png)
Build orders are due November 8 at 3 PM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 07, 2011, 10:02:07 PM
Quote
[16:48:32] <Conq> >Austria and Russia hold everything
[16:48:33] <Conq> >mfw
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Polaris on November 07, 2011, 11:31:29 PM
Can we declare a three-way tie? :C
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 07, 2011, 11:35:58 PM
1.) Win condition: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE: There will be no allied victory allowed, one country must control 20 supply centers, or all living players must surrender to one player.  If anyone tries to get around this by simply refusing to send in orders all parties involved will simply be modkilled and the 3rd (or 4th/whatever if the alliance has three/whatever members) will win instead.

No. Where's your sense of pride? >:(
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1907)
Post by: Hanged Hourai on November 07, 2011, 11:58:03 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907fallresolve.png)

(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7827/73774101.gif)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

okay
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 08, 2011, 12:08:23 AM
Eww what are those green blots doing there?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Hanged Hourai on November 08, 2011, 12:09:52 AM
vomit

the frog legs and snails were too much
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: ActionDan on November 08, 2011, 12:10:39 AM
Eww what are those green blots doing there?

Obviously we are commies that inflitrated the good ol' red, white, and blue!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: PX on November 08, 2011, 01:16:57 AM
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 08, 2011, 01:24:19 AM
Usa?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 09, 2011, 02:22:54 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907build.png)

Austria:

England:

Italy:

Russia:
     1 build was unused.
Builds F stp/nc
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1907buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1908 are due November 11 at 10 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=11&year=2011&hour=20&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Conqueror on November 09, 2011, 02:52:33 AM
Russia:
     1 build was unused.
:colbert:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1907)
Post by: Schezo on November 09, 2011, 03:00:10 AM
Quote
    1 build was unused.

Needs more backstab and murder.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Conqueror on November 11, 2011, 11:27:19 PM
Mass hold orders for Britain. We doth protest this blatant rigging by laying down our arms in a peaceful show of nonviolent action.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 12, 2011, 06:57:16 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908springmove.png)

Austria:
F aeg Convoys A smy - cat
A boh - mun
A bur - gas
A gre Holds
F ion Convoys A smy - cat
A mar Supports A bur - gas
A mun - bur
A nap Holds
F naf Supports F wes
A pie Supports A mar
A ruh Supports A mun - bur
A ven Holds
     
England:
F bel Supports F hol
A cat Supports A gas
     Support cut by Move from Smyrna.
     Dislodged from smy (2 against 1).
A edi - nwy
     Bounced with nwy (2 against 2).
     Convoy path taken: edi - nth - nwy.
A gas Supports A cat
Support cut by Move from Burgundy.
     Dislodged from bur (2 against 1).
F hol Supports F bel
F mao Supports F cor
F nth Convoys A edi - nwy
F nwg Supports A edi - nwy
A par - bur
     Bounced with mun (1 against 1).
A pic Supports F bel
     
Italy:
F cor Supports F mao
     
Russia:
F bal - swe
A ber Holds
 A den Holds
A kie Holds
A lvn Holds
F nwy Holds
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A smy - cat
     Convoy path taken: smy - aeg - ion - tys - wes - cat.
F stpc Supports F nwy
A swe - fin
F tys Convoys A smy - cat
F wes Convoys A smy - cat
     

Spain:
F lyo Supports A smy - cat

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due November 13 at at 2 AM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: capt. h on November 12, 2011, 07:06:09 AM
Mass hold orders for Britain. We doth protest this blatant rigging by laying down our arms in a peaceful show of nonviolent action.

That is not what a "hold order" looks like.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 12, 2011, 07:07:15 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:
A cat - mad
A gas - bre
     
Italy:

Russia:

Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1908 are due November 15 at 3 AM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=15&year=2011&hour=01&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Shadoweh on November 12, 2011, 07:14:32 AM
That is not what a "hold order" looks like.
England was overruled by it's soveirgn Italy state.

Hey, does anyone remember last game when two people got really upset about a block refusing to fight each other and slowly grinding out the rest of the world? Who were those people again? :V Are you guys going to play to win or just keep holding for the war of 60 years?
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Omba on November 12, 2011, 07:19:13 AM
You don't get why they're not currently attacking each other, do you? :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Pesco on November 12, 2011, 07:20:18 AM
Ask Russia
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: PX on November 12, 2011, 07:30:09 AM
In other news, absolutely nothing has happened.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Conqueror on November 12, 2011, 09:50:54 AM
That is not what a "hold order" looks like.
I don't see any of my units moving from their previous positions. :V It may as well functionally be a hold.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: ActionDan on November 12, 2011, 05:55:48 PM
Fyi, Cor. is a bomb! Careful now~
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: capt. h on November 13, 2011, 01:16:49 AM
Fyi, Cor. is a bomb! Careful now~

A still is not a bomb.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 16, 2011, 05:36:24 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908fallmove.png)

Austria:
F aeg - gre
A bur Supports A gas
A gas Supports A cat - nav
A gre - cat
     Convoy path taken: gre - ion - tys - lyo - cat.
F ion Convoys A gre - cat
A mar Supports A gre - cat
A mun Supports A bur
A nap - rom
     Bounced with ven (1 against 1).
F naf Supports F wes - mao
A pie - tyr
A ruh Supports A kie - hol
A ven - rom
     Bounced with nap (1 against 1).
       
England:
F bel Supports F hol
A bre Supports A par
A edi - nwy
     Bounced with nwy (2 against 2).
     Convoy path taken: edi - nth- nwy.
F hol Supports F bel
     Support cut by Move from Kiel.
A mad Supports F cor
F mao Supports F cor
     Support cut by Move from Western Mediterranean.
 F nth Convoys A edi - nwy
F nwg Supports A edi - nwy
A par Supports A bre
A pic Supports A par
     
Italy:
F cor Supports F mao
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.

A ber - kie
     Failed because A kie - hol failed.
A cat - nav
A den Holds
A fin Supports F nwy
A kie - hol
     Bounced with hol (2 against 2).
A lvn - mos
F nwy Supports F stp - bar
     Support cut by Move from Edinburgh.
A pru - ber
     Failed because A ber - kie failed.
A sil Holds
F stp - bar
F swe - ska
F tys Convoys A gre - cat
F wes - mao
     Bounced with mao (2 against 2).
       
Spain:
F lyo Convoys A gre - cat

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908fallresolve.png)
Build orders are due November 17 at 1 AM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1908)
Post by: ActionDan on November 16, 2011, 06:44:56 AM

Quote
A lvn - mos

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975)

Time to take our green spaceship to another planet! (or to america) Up, Up, and Away!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1908)
Post by: PX on November 16, 2011, 07:00:17 AM
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm203/PX_Timefordeath/Diplomacy.png)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1908)
Post by: capt. h on November 16, 2011, 07:50:46 AM
Answer: game theory.

Austria can fight England or Russia. Russia can fight England or Austria. If Russia fights England, Russia has a 50% chance of winning, provided Austria also fights England, and vice-verse. If Russia fights Austria, the probability that either Russia or Austria wins goes down for both of them to about 1/3 each. Lower expected outcome to fight eachother than to murder England first.

Once the probability of one of them winning becomes higher by working with England than by maintaining the status quo, a player will change sides.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1908)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 17, 2011, 06:28:12 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908build.png)

Austria:

England:

Italy:

Russia:
Builds F stp/nc
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1908buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1909 are due November 20 at 2 AM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=20&year=2011&hour=00&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 20, 2011, 07:33:09 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909springmove.png)

Austria:
A bur Supports A gas
A cat - cor
     Bounced with cor (1 against 1).
A gas Supports A mar - cat
F gre Holds
F ion - tys
A mar - cat
     Failed; self-dislodgement prohibited.
A mun Supports A bur
A nap - rom
     Bounced with ven (1 against 1).
F naf Supports F wes - mao
A ruh - bel
     Bounced with bel (1 against 1).
A tyr Holds
A ven - rom
     Bounced with nap (1 against 1).
       
England:
     No order for unit at Belgium. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Brest. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Edinburgh. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Holland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Madrid. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Mid-Atlantic Ocean. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at North Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norwegian Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Paris. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Picardy. Hold order assigned.

F bel Holds
A bre Holds
A edi Holds
F hol Holds
A mad Holds
F mao Holds
     Dislodged from wes (2 against 1).
F nth Holds
     Dislodged from nwy (2 against 1).
F nwg Holds
A par Holds
A pic Holds
     
Italy:
F cor Supports F mao
     Support cut by Move from Catalonia.
       
Russia:
F bar - nwg
     Bounced with nwg (1 against 1).
A ber - kie
     Failed because  A kie - hol failed.
A den Holds
A fin Supports F stp - nwy
A kie - hol
     Bounced with hol (1 against 1).
A mos - stp
A nav - mad
     Bounced with mad (1 against 1).
F nwy - nth
A pru - ber
     Failed because A ber - kie failed.
A sil Holds
F ska Supports F nwy - nth
F stp - nwy
F tys - wes
F wes - mao
     
Spain:
F lyo Supports A mar - cat

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due November 21 at 3 PM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: ActionDan on November 20, 2011, 08:12:01 PM
I feel like England won this confrontation.

This was a triumph.
 I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
 Aperture Science
 We do what we must
 because we can.
 For the good of all of us.
 Except the ones who are dead.
 But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
 You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
 And the Science gets done.
 And you make a neat gun.
 For the people who are still alive.
 I'm not even angry.
 I'm being so sincere right now.
 Even though you broke my heart.
 And killed me.
 And tore me to pieces.
 And threw every piece into a fire.
 As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
 Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
 And we're out of beta.
 We're releasing on time.
 So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
 Think of all the things we learned
 for the people who are still alive.
 Go ahead and leave me.
 I think I prefer to stay inside.
 Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
 Maybe Black Mesa
 THAT WAS A JOKE.
 HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
 Anyway, this cake is great.
 It's so delicious and moist.
 Look at me still talking
 when there's Science to do.
 When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
 I've experiments to run.
 There is research to be done.
 On the people who are still alive.
 And believe me I am still alive.
 I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
 I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
 While you're dying I'll be still alive.
 And when you're dead I will be still alive. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: capt. h on November 20, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
I feel like England won this confrontation.

I feel like we have wildly different definitions of "winning".
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: PX on November 20, 2011, 11:05:47 PM
It was a huge success.

> All hold
> Lose no Command Centers
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on November 20, 2011, 11:12:30 PM
Command Centers
As the cute and lovable mascot of Austria, I believe that you have been playing too much StarCraft.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 21, 2011, 02:34:13 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:
F mao - por
F nth - lon
     
Italy:

Russia:

Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1909 are due November 23 at 10 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=23&year=2011&hour=20&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Shadoweh on November 24, 2011, 12:55:46 AM
F my only one move to mao

WE WILL FITE TO THE BITTER ENDS!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 24, 2011, 07:27:21 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909fallmove.png)

Austria:
A bur Supports A ruh - bel
A cat - cor
A gas Supports A bur
F gre Holds
A mar - cat
A mun - ruh
A nap - rom
     Bounced with tys (1 against 1).
F naf Supports F mao
A ruh - bel
A tyr - mun
F tys - rom
     Bounced with nap (1 against 1).
A ven - tyr
     
England:
     No order for unit at Belgium. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Brest. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Edinburgh. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Holland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at London. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Madrid. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norwegian Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Paris. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Picardy. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Portugal. Hold order assigned.

F bel Holds
     Dislodged from ruh (2 against 1).
A bre Holds
A edi Holds
F hol Holds
     Dislodged from nth (2 against 1).
F lon Holds
A mad Holds
F nwg Holds
     Dislodged from bar (2 against 1).
A par Holds
A pic Holds
F por Holds
     
Italy:
F cor - mao
     Bounced with mao (1 against 2).
     Dislodged from cat (2 against 1).
     The Fleet in Cordoba cannot retreat; unit destroyed.
       
Russia:
F bar - nwg
A ber Holds
A den Holds
A fin - swe
A kie Supports F nth - hol
F mao Supports A nav - por
     Support cut by Move from Cordoba.
A nav - por
     Bounced with por (1 against 1).
F nth - hol
F nwy Supports F bar - nwg
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
F ska - nth
A stp - fin
F wes Supports A cat - cor
     
Spain:
F lyo Supports A mar - cat

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909fallresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due November 25 at 3 PM EST (no fancy counter)
If England does not send in their orders one more time they will be modkilled.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Pesco on November 24, 2011, 07:39:47 PM
Just modkill them right now for being dicks.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Polaris on November 24, 2011, 08:29:30 PM
England forfeits, so you can kill us >_> This overrides Conq because he hasn't been doing anything anyway.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Conqueror on November 25, 2011, 01:00:28 AM
Retreat to ENG, HEL, and NAO
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 25, 2011, 01:10:20 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909fallretreat.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
     
England:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
     
F bel - eng
F hol - hel
F nwg - nao
     
Italy:
Italy is out of supply centers.  Thanks for playing!

Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909fallretreatresolve.png)
Build orders are due November 25 at 9PM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Conqueror on November 25, 2011, 01:26:58 AM
Kill Portugal and Madrid.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Shadoweh on November 25, 2011, 03:17:51 AM
Freedom! Glorious Freedom!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: capt. h on November 25, 2011, 06:02:59 AM
Dear France,

Italy is dead.

Signed,
Spain
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1909)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 26, 2011, 02:18:08 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909build.png)

Austria:
Builds A bud
Builds A vie
     
England:
Removes A mad
Removes F por

Russia:
1 build was unused.
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1909buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1910 are due November 28 at 10 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=11&day=28&year=2011&hour=20&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1910)
Post by: Conqueror on November 29, 2011, 01:43:11 AM
f hel - nth
f lon s f hel - nth
f nao holds
a edi holds
a bre s a par
a par s a bre
a pic - bel
f eng s a pic - bel
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1910)
Post by: Kitten4u on November 29, 2011, 01:58:59 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910springmove.png)

Austria:
A bel Holds
A bud Holds
A bur - par
     Bounced with par (2 against 2).
A cat - mad
A cor Supports A cat - mad
A gas Supports A bur - par
F gre Holds
A mun - bur
     Failed because A bur - par failed.
A nap Holds
F naf Supports F wes - mao
A ruh Supports A bel
A tyr - mun
     Failed because A mun - bur failed.
F tys - wes
A vie - boh
     
England:
A bre Supports A parEngland: A edi Holds
F eng Supports A pic - bel
F hel - nth
     Bounced with nth (2 against 3).
F lon Supports F hel - nth
F nao Holds
A par Supports A bre
     Support cut by Move from Burgundy.
A pic - bel
     Bounced with bel (2 against 2).
       
Russia:
     No order for unit at North Sea. Hold order assigned.

A ber Holds
A den - edi
     No Convoy route.
A fin - swe
     Failed because A swe - den failed.
F hol Supports F nth
A kie Supports A swe - den
F mao - iri
A nav - por
F nth Holds
F nwy Supports F nth
F nwg Supports A den - edi
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A swe - den
     Failed because A den - edi failed.
F wes - mao
     
Spain:
F lyo Holds

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910springresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1910 are due December 1 at 9 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=12&day=01&year=2011&hour=19&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1910)
Post by: Conqueror on December 02, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
a bre s par
a par s bre
f eng s bre
a pic s par
f nao - ire
a edi - lvp
f hel - nth
f lon s f hel - nth
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Fall 1910)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 02, 2011, 07:57:48 AM
(http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910fallmove.png)

Austria:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 1.
     
A bel Holds
A boh Supports A mun
A bud - ser
A bur - par
     Bounced with par (2 against 3).
A cor - por
     Failed because Russia: A por - lvp failed.
A gas Supports A bur - par
F gre Holds
A mad Holds
A mun Holds
A nap Holds
F naf Holds
 A ruh Supports A bel
A tyr Supports A mun
F wes - cor
     Failed because  A cor - por failed.
       
England:
Supply centers were lost. Units that must be removed: 2.
     
A bre Supports A par
A edi - lvp
     Bounced with por (1 against 1).
F eng Supports A bre
F hel - nth
     Bounced with nth (2 against 3).
F lon Supports F hel - nth
F nao - ire
A par Supports A bre
     Support cut by Move from Burgundy.
A pic Supports A par
     
Russia:
Supply centers were gained. Units that may be built: 2.
 
     No order for unit at Denmark. Hold order assigned.

A ber Holds
A den Holds
A fin - swe
     Failed because  A swe - den failed.
F hol Supports F nth
F iri Convoys A por - lvp
A kie Supports A swe - den
F mao Convoys A por - lvp
F nth Convoys A den - edi
     No associated Move order for this convoy.
F nwy Supports F nth
F nwg Supports A den - edi
     Support failed. Supported unit's order does not match support given.
A por - lvp
     Bounced with edi (1 against 1).
     Convoy path taken: por - mao - iri - lvp.
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A swe - den
     Bounced with den (1 against 1).
       
Spain:
Spain: F lyo - wes
     Failed because F wes - cor failed.

(http://s11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910fallresolve.png)
Build orders are due December 3 at 3 AM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1910)
Post by: Conqueror on December 03, 2011, 05:10:49 AM
To hell with it all. Disband Brest and Paris. Europe is going down the drain, we might as well buck up and take care of ourselves. Multiculturalism has failed. Instead of peace and harmony, it's led to the Ruskies swooping in from the East while Western Europe collapses in infighting. The Eurozone is a complete mess now, and Britain will have nothing to do with it. We have unelected, lazy, and corrupt foreign ministers trying to exert military control over the rest of Europe, Brussels is a mess as always; aw hell, we're going to cut our military budget and give them all the finger. I'm afraid we're entering a new age of German Austrian dominance, what with its wide-ranging influence and power. Well, let them have it. We have the isles, and they'll never take that from us. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old. God save the Queen.

Hi Dorian! Hi Dorian!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Winter 1910)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 03, 2011, 09:20:57 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910build.png)

Austria:
Builds A vie
     
England:
Removes A bre
Removes A par
     
Russia:
2 builds were unused.
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1910buildresolve.png)
Orders for spring of 1911 are due December 6 at 5 AM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=12&day=06&year=2011&hour=03&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Conqueror on December 06, 2011, 04:53:00 AM
I have decided that transparency is the new keyword for this era.

A PIC - WAL
F ENG C A PIC - WAL
A EDI - LVP
F IRE H
F LON S A PIC - WAL
F HEL - NTH
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 06, 2011, 10:05:05 PM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911springmove.png)

Austria:
A bel Holds
A boh Supports A mun
A bur - par
A cor - por
A gas Supports A bur - par
F gre - bul/sc
A mad Supports A cor - por
A mun Holds
A nap Holds
F naf - mao
     Bounced with mao (1 against 1).
A ruh Supports A bel
A ser - rum
A tyr Supports A mun
A vie - gal
F wes - cor
     
England:
A edi - lvp
F eng Convoys A pic - wal
F hel - nth
     Bounced with nth (1 against 1).
F ire Holds
F lon Supports A pic - wal
A pic - wal
     Convoy path taken: pic - eng - wal.
       
Russia:
     No order for unit at Berlin. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Denmark. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Finland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Holland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Irish Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Kiel. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Mid-Atlantic Ocean. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at North Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norway. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norwegian Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Portugal. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Prussia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Silesia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Sweden. Hold order assigned.

A ber Holds
A den Holds
A fin Holds
F hol Holds
F iri Holds
A kie Holds
F mao Holds
F nth Holds
F nwy Holds
F nwg Holds
A por Holds
     Dislodged from cor (2 against 1).
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
A swe Holds
     
Spain:
F lyo - wes

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911springresolve.png)
Retreat orders are due December 7 at 5 PM EST (no fancy counter)
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: ActionDan on December 07, 2011, 03:23:39 AM
austria is guaranteed 19 supply next season.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 08, 2011, 12:02:31 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911springretreat.png)

Austria:

England:

Russia:
     No order for unit at Portugal. Unit tasked to Disband.
A por Disbands
     
Spain:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911springretreatresolve.png)
Orders for fall of 1911 are due December 10 at 7 PM EST (watch countdown (http://www.timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=&month=12&day=10&year=2011&hour=17&min=00&sec=00&p0=398))
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 08, 2011, 03:07:58 AM
Russia is requesting a hydra partner because of her busy schedule.  This partner can't be anyone that was playing in this game whether they be living or dead.  Post in the thread if you are interested.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: PX on December 08, 2011, 03:17:20 AM
o/
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 08, 2011, 02:54:55 PM
o/
Quote from: Kitten4u
This partner can't be anyone that was playing in this game whether they be living or dead.
Quote from: OP
Turkey: Hero999xPX OTP
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Conqueror on December 09, 2011, 12:44:46 AM
f ire - vienna
a wal - vienna
a lvp - vienna
f lon - vienna
f hel - vienna
f eng - vienna

Tonight, we dine in Vienna!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Spring 1911)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 11, 2011, 05:50:03 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911fallmove.png)

Austria:
A bel Holds
A boh - sil
F bul - con
F cor Supports F naf - mao
A gal - war
A gas - bre
A mad Supports A por
A mun Supports A boh - sil
A nap - rom
F naf - maoA
A par Supports A gas - bre
A por Holds
A ruh Supports A bel
A rum - sev
A tyr Supports A mun
     
England:
     No order for unit at English Channel. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Helgoland Bight. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Ireland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Liverpool. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at London. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Wales. Hold order assigned.

F eng Holds
F hel Holds
F ire Holds
A lvp Holds
F lon Holds
A wal Holds
     
Russia:
     No order for unit at Berlin. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Denmark. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Finland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Holland. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Irish Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Kiel. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Mid-Atlantic Ocean. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at North Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norway. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Norwegian Sea. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Prussia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Silesia. Hold order assigned.
     No order for unit at Sweden. Hold order assigned.

A ber Holds
A den Holds
A fin Holds
F hol Holds
F iri Holds
A kie HoldsRussia:
F mao Holds
     Dislodged from naf (3 against 1).
F nth Holds
F nwy Holds
F nwg Holds
A pru Holds
A sil Holds
     Dislodged from boh (2 against 1).
A swe Holds
     
Spain:
F wes Supports F naf - mao

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a197/Lilium1/Diplomacy/Loeb91/1911fallresolve.png)

Austria Wins!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Schezo on December 11, 2011, 06:30:16 AM
At last this war torn Continent can unite under one rule- wait.  That's not a good thing for me!

Quickly cute and cuddly mascot of Austria, I must take and use you to gain social status before it's too late!

Well done on winning Dorian.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 11, 2011, 06:32:29 AM
U-U-Use me?!
Is that all I meant to you?!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Schezo on December 11, 2011, 06:42:05 AM
I can't express my true feelings to you in the public!  You know that.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on December 11, 2011, 06:53:47 AM
O-Oh... I see...
You had me worried there for a moment.
Don't scare me like that. :ohdear:
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Conqueror on December 11, 2011, 12:45:14 PM
Northern Alliance. ;_;
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: capt. h on December 11, 2011, 08:56:21 PM
If I can't be king because of you, I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME.

 :P
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: ActionDan on December 11, 2011, 09:13:44 PM
##Vig: Spain
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: ActionDan on December 11, 2011, 09:17:33 PM
in other news I'm gonna just put it out there that I have my suspicions that the outcome was fixed. 

Feel free to lambast me.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Shadoweh on December 11, 2011, 09:17:52 PM
He still has a boat right there ;-; Spain is the only one that truly escaped the map.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Dorian White on December 13, 2011, 04:53:10 PM
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Well better late then never, here are the comments to my orders, that should give you an impression of my thoughts over the game, enjoy.^^


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1901
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Lets start with a overview:
(Russia) Lady Lambdadelta: She is my favorite scum buddy and it seems that this feeling is mutual.
(Italy) ShadowehxActionDan OTP: My second scum buddy but here is it just a matter of time when the busing starts.
(Turkey) Hero999xPX OTP: My preferred day one mislynch, I made him an generous offer and he don't even answered. Well and PX presence doesn't make it any better.^^;
(Germany) Schezo: He will be mislynch number two, sorry but I can't allow him to assault my Lucy.
(France) Pesco: Oh dear, I'll be damned if I know! Either he has an agenda that has nothing to do with the game or we see here a demonstration of mindhex. However I have the luxury to observe him a few rounds before I need a conclusion.
(Norway) Bardiche: I thought he could be a good help for Lucy but she seems to see things different. Well I had only one opportunity to talk with him and that was just a hour after the game started.
(England) ConquerorxPolaris OTP: I only talked with Conqueror and that only once. He seems to be quite lost but who could blame him, I mean with such neighbors.
(Spain) Capt.h: Bloody timezones, I had not even one chance to talk to him now. Maybe I go back to the PM negotiations on that matter.

Well I think that was it so far.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1901
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So I had my first talks with Spain, and some more with France, I think that I pioneered an alliance among them. Italy was a bit bothered with my Vie ? Tri move but I think that I won their trust back with my support for the Apu ? Gre convoy. I have still to see what to make out of this Germany ? Russia ? Norway triangle, It's unclear what Norway really intents.
Sorry I'm currently deathly tired so that's all for now, maybe I can tell you more in the winter turn.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1902
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I didn't had the time to do much this turn, mostly some talk with Italy and Russia. But it seems that I talked too late with the later, she want to take Silesia this turn what means nothing less then forcing one of Germanys armys right into my open flank. First she denied me Bulgaria and now this. Isn't it  an irony how my supposed ally defeats my plans way better than my supposed enemy could even dream of to do?^^; However I can not and I will not wait any longer and if this break my neck, then so be it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1902
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This turn I had more time but even less opportunities to talk.^^; Well I talked with Italy and Russia and I think that I'm fine so far but thinks can change soon. It could be that Italy back stabs me this turn, Dan wasn't paranoid at all and that makes me nervous. And it is also uncertain how Russia will decide if it comes to a conflict with Norway. Well we have to see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Winter 1902
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Either Italy committed suicide or I have to deal with a Italy Russia conspiracy. Too bad that I haven't talked with Lucy about it yet. Well we have to see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1903
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Dan is such a fool, his act set the alliance he wanted to break up in stone. Well however, I got around to do the talking with capt.h but that was it mostly, Lucy was never on in time and Conqueror proved himself kinda useless as source of information. Also Bardiches request gives me a headache, I doubt that he tells the truth about his intentions and even when he does is the outcome quite questionable. Well we will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1903
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Well things turned out in my favor, Italy gets a nice size-cut and I get the lion's share out of it. My chances are quite good but maybe too good.
We have a fragile balance in the east and I'm worried that it could collapse in one way or another if I get too big. I can only hope that me bonds with Russia are strong enough to hold.
Mostly cause I don't see an Austria/Norway alliance happen, and it's troublesome to talk with Lucy, cause she isn't on before 1am most of the time.
Well we will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1904
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Well it's time to get serious in our attacks against Italy, Austria had no presents on the seas so far and I intent to change that, on Italys expense. That is unfortunately already all I can say about this turn, I can only hope that I catch Lucy somehow before the deadline. Well we will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1904
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Well I'm still not sure if I should stay on the safe side and support the Tri ? Ven move with Tyr as well. It would be quite overkill if Ven is unsupported as it most likely is. However, I think this will do, everything else is as always. We have to see about it.^^


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Winter 1904
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I think Lucy will not like the implication of it, :ohdear: but I need at last some units at home. I tell you more later.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1905
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So the time of Lucys decision has finally come and we are of course all excited about who she will choose. The cute and keen Prince of Denmark Norway or the kind and adorable Emperor of Austria? I can't really tell, well my heart and gut says that she will stay by my side but my bad luck with women (and kittens) make me think I should expect things the other way around. Well I have done what I could do, now fate take your course.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1905
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Well Conq said last turn that a Norway/Russia scum team is as good as confirmed, he was at last half correct.^^ I'm now quite sure that Lucy wouldn't backstab me, what means that she will do it this turn. However her plan to move her fleets from the Black Sea to the Atlantic is kinda odd on the first glance, but it makes a lot more sense if you think about it. Well we have to see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1906
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There isn't much to say, I had a little disagreement with Lucy about what my army in Munich is supposed to do but that's already all. What's kinda sad is that Polaris has now not much of a chance to play. However may the race for the best end-game position begin.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1906
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Well there is't much to say about this turn again, it bothers me that Mar depends on Spains move into LYO. Well we have to see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1907
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Well Lucy got a cold and she dislikes my plan for this turn.^^; Endgames like this are kind of dull, aren't they? Well we have to see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1907
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That's not good, I didn't had a opportunity to talk with Lucy so far this turn. I'll be on for another hour but then I have to go. Lets hope she shows up again.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1908
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I have to wonder if they can predicted this turn right, well it would be a problem for us if they can.^^; However we will see it soon.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1908
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This turn will be the second part of our landing in Spain. Well I think that we have England mostly there where we want him to be by now but he is still not broken. Also the comments in the game thread are kind of annoying, I mean it's not really surprising that PX has not the slightest idea of what's going on, he is the one who shoots himself in the foot just because it looked spectacular on the map, but Shadowehs comparing is quite a cheap shot. However we will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1909
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All Quiet on the Western Front.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1909
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Sorry but it's late and there isn't much to say anyway.^^;


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Winter 1909
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I can only hope that this doesn't provokes Lucy too much. Well I think the time of or alliance will be over soon now that England gives in. We will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1910
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Well most of it should work even without Lucys help. I tried to talk to her the last 4 days without any answer at all. I know that she's busy but that is just silly.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1910
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I could actually talk with Lucy, well she doesn't make it easy for me but I'm now in the better position. We will see about it.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Spring 1911
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So here comes the backstab, lets hope that I calculated it right or this game will go on forever. I feel sorry about Lucy but I sit here at 1am waiting for her, that can't go on. Well we will see.


Diplomacy: Orders for Austria Fall 1911
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Na als dann!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: PX on December 14, 2011, 03:12:22 AM
All I have to say about this game: It should have ended a month ago
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Omba on December 14, 2011, 05:28:56 AM
Outcome as I expected it about 50 days ago. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: capt. h on December 14, 2011, 05:50:35 PM
I would ally myself with Dorian in Diplomacy in a heartbeat. Pesco too.

LLD I'm not so sure about, because we haven't talked, but she's cool.

Conq, Shadoweh, and Bardiche can all get invaded.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Pesco on December 14, 2011, 05:51:42 PM
I would ally myself with Dorian in Diplomacy in a heartbeat. Pesco too.

LLD I'm not so sure about, because we haven't talked, but she's cool.

Conq, Shadoweh, and Bardiche can all get invaded.

What a bro.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Shadoweh on December 14, 2011, 10:59:49 PM
:< Oh come on. You were on your way to attack us anyways!
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: ActionDan on December 15, 2011, 03:34:22 AM
:< Oh come on. You were on your way to attack us anyways!

Pretty much.

Exactly how obvious was it you were teaming up Austria?

Very.

Things that would have been SO SO SO nice for Italy.

#1: Pesco not giving spain a freebie in Paris.  I would have gained the most important tempo in the game for us.  Spain would have bee rendered practically into a non-combatant.

#2: Turkey not holding Constantanople.  Austria could have been stalled a bit more from expanding freely.

For the record Dorian:  Don't ever whine to me again about taking Serbia when you were planning to team with Russia all along.  You made it out like you were the victim when It was obvious you could re-capture things by force.  Do not think I would be so foolish as to potentially instigate war when you were focused solely on Turkey for the sake of one soon-to-be-lost territory.   Did you think the hours I spent trying to convince you to attack or at least check russian growth were all for laughs?  I wonder if you realize, but Russia should have been able to win that game had that been her goal. 

And yes, I'm quite sure I've gone and offended somebody, but I think I've had pent up rage from this game leaking through many of my pores for long enough now.  End game was a diaster.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: capt. h on December 15, 2011, 06:10:23 AM
And things would have gone much, much better for me if Norway invaded England when England was open instead of crossing half the map to attack me, flubbing the timing of his betrayal, and committing suicide.

It's all part of the game.

EDIT: I'll be honest though Dan, your biggest (apparent) mistake was when you betrayed Austria and me in the same turn. I barely had two words with the guy before that.

I wanted Italy dead only so far as France made a deal with me to make sure Italy was not alive at the end of the game. Then you attacked me, and I wanted you dead personally. Then England attacked, and I wanted you less dead so that I could stop England. And then you left channels of communication completely closed and focused all your forces on Spain, and I decided I would make an example out of you if it killed me, and pledged 100% loyalty to Dorian under the condition that he make sure you did not survive the game.

Even after you attacked, I only started even talking to Austria around Fall 1904. Everything before that was just your paranoia, and everything after that was a product of your own actions.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Conqueror on December 15, 2011, 11:20:22 AM
I really was going to work with Pesco in the beginning. Then I took an arrow to the knee.
Bardiche is a bro. He told me he was going to attack me before he did!
Nothing personal against capth, but you were my only viable target at that time (I couldn't "trust" you over Norway when you had been vague about intentions for the most of the game). I hope you understand.
The endgame would have been more interesting had Russia been more active. Giving Austria a better position to work with was supposed to give Russia more incentive to work with me, but then she went AWOL, so. :V
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Pesco on December 15, 2011, 11:23:47 AM
Take a fist to your face.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Schezo on December 15, 2011, 02:42:44 PM
Is this the part where we decide who hosts the next one?  It doesn't have to be immediate but you know.
Title: Re: Diplomacy: Next Conquest (Austria Wins!)
Post by: Kitten4u on December 16, 2011, 01:15:56 AM
I'm going to be hermiting for a bit, so I don't think I'll host the next one.