Chen's Day Out! ヾ(＾∇＾)

[Chaore]

> Keep dodging.
> "Where did you learn those moves?"

You grab the edge of her broom and try and toss yourself forward from it. You half manage and grab a few inches ahead of you. Marisa growls and spirals a few times, trying to shake you off of it, or at least onto a part she can shoot at you. You hold fast.

You shout your query, taunt or not, to Marisa. She only seems to growl lightly in recognizance.

You don't think shes feeling too talkative.

> If possible, let Roc try and render her relatively harmless by letting him grabbing her by both arms, making her unable to aim at us with spells. When Roc has her arms caught, he can lift her off her broom. The broom would spiral down into the forest, and since Marisa can't fly without it, she's pretty much stuck there in the air in Roc's grip. If she blasted him she would tumble down below and probably break a lot of bones.

You have THE ROC attempt to grapple her. He manages and pulls her off her broom, which goes sailing away with you for a moment. Then it gets yanked back and clocks the THE ROC upside the head, loosening his grip enough for Marisa to get a kick into his birdy gut.

You let go and get on THE ROC's back, while Marisa grabs her broom and charges straight underneath you, probably going to loop around.

[Hello Purvis]

>If it seems possible, leap back down onto the broom again.

[Fightest]

> Yeah, seems like we have Befriend (tm).
> Quickly have ROC climb, then dive at Marisa when she is making her pass, keeping the sun at our backs. Just prior to impact, unsummon ROC, curl up, and let ourselves be flung at Marisa's face. After all, we've had practice doing this very thing with Ran.

[OkashiiKisei]

> Yeah, seems like we have Befriend (tm).
> Quickly have ROC climb, then dive at Marisa when she is making her pass, keeping the sun at our backs. Just prior to impact, unsummon ROC, curl up, and let ourselves be flung at Marisa's face. After all, we've had practice doing this very thing with Ran.

> NEKO SPINDASH!

[Chaore]

>If it seems possible, leap back down onto the broom again.

You think you might be able to do this.

> Yeah, seems like we have Befriend (tm).
> Quickly have ROC climb, then dive at Marisa when she is making her pass, keeping the sun at our backs. Just prior to impact, unsummon ROC, curl up, and let ourselves be flung at Marisa's face. After all, we've had practice doing this very thing with Ran.

So you decide to try it in the old fashioned way. It wasn't exactly the funnest ride, but the CHEN BALL always seemed to work for Ran.

You have THE ROC bank towards the sun, Shutting your eyes and letting THE ROC take navigation through a hailstorm of stars. He then dives straight towards Marisa with a bit of a spin, before you unsummon him and curl up.

You feel a few shots graze you, but you're rewarded with a nice thunk and a grasp of wood.

You think Marisa fell off again. Maybe shes gotten worse with age.

> NEKO SPINDASH!

You're not on the ground! You can not spindash!

[OkashiiKisei]

> Perform a few more twirls in the air, grab Marisa's broom if it happens to be in reach and casually land on your feet with kitty grace. ....While Marisa smacks on the ground behind you.

[Fightest]

> This voice feels like a jerk to do this, but...
> Destroy Marisa's broom while we have the chance.

[Kasu]

> Destroy Marisa's broom while we have the chance.

Aw... You beat me to it.
> Ponder telling Marisa that Yukari is alive. After all, Marisa is trying to kill us because she thinks that Yukari is dead, and that we're the closest thing to her right?

[Chaore]

> Perform a few more twirls in the air, grab Marisa's broom if it happens to be in reach and casually land on your feet with kitty grace. ....While Marisa smacks on the ground behind you.

You tuck in and do a few more spins, holding tight to Marisa's broom as you land on the ground. It's pull is strong, but you know within a few moments, Marisa is going to hit the ground and lose concentration.

Annnyyy moment now.

Just a second or two.

9.8m/s² in action, pulling the witch to the ground.

You can't help but look back after a few moments.

Oh. Apparently she doesn't NEED her broom to fly anymore.

A laser strikes you in the chest while you're caught offguard. You can't say you were expected to know this.

> This voice feels like a jerk to do this, but...
> Destroy Marisa's broom while we have the chance.

You should have done that, But you think she'd be quite a bit madder if you did.

> Ponder telling Marisa that Yukari is alive. After all, Marisa is trying to kill us because she thinks that Yukari is dead, and that we're the closest thing to her right?

Well, You THINK this is the reason. You don't think she'll be much happier to know this though.

[Fightest]

> Eh, tell her, it might knock some of the wind out of her sails.

[Chaore]

> Eh, tell her, it might knock some of the wind out of her sails.

You decide to tell her, but you can't manage much more of a sputter of words at the moment. You catch a tree and try to catch your breath while Marisa zooms past for another loop.

[Kasu]

> Get into a position where she can hear you, and where you can talk in complete sentences.
> "YUKARI ISN'T DEAD DAMMIT!"

[Kuma]

> this was a retarded idea. Marisa is going to SUPER DUPER MURDER US

[Chaore]

> Get into a position where she can hear you, and where you can talk in complete sentences.
> "YUKARI ISN'T DEAD DAMMIT!"

You're trying, but this new bombing run trick shes trying isn't making it any easier. You think you'll have to get her to stop for a moment before you can get her to listen.

That is perfectly fine with you, at this point. You just need to decide how.

> this was a retarded idea. Marisa is going to SUPER DUPER MURDER US

You think she'll do that anyway.

[Kasu]

> Re-summon Roc stealthily and get him to hide in the trees until he's got a good shot at Marisa's blind spot.

[Chaore]

> Re-summon Roc stealthily and get him to hide in the trees until he's got a good shot at Marisa's blind spot.

You get back on THE ROC and hide in the trees.

You shoot after Marisa the moment she gets near enough. THE ROC swings his wings wildly a few times before looping down at Marisa. You don't quite get her.

You do however, get an exploding star to the face. Oww.

[Kuma]

> use a makeshift magic attack, maybe she doesn't know our danmaku is useless, and will wast her bombs on nothing

[Chaore]

> use a makeshift magic attack, maybe she doesn't know our danmaku is useless, and will waste her bombs on nothing

You decide there is only one good use for magic paintball, and that is, of course, magic paintball.

You fire a round of Danmaku unexpectedly. Marisa doesn't exactly realize it and ducks and weaves through it. This is pretty much your one opening.

[OkashiiKisei]

> This is our chance! Let's finish this! Roc, grab her and hold her in position!!
> Nuklear......Galactic.........NEKO.......KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!

[Kuma]

> Kick her in the uterus.

[Chaore]

> This is our chance! Let's finish this! Roc, grab her and hold her in position!!
> Nuclear......Galactic.........NEKO.......KIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!

You leap off THE ROC as he circles around and grabs her by the arms. You plummet towards the two with your foot outstretched.

You feel the urge to declare a spellcard as you make contact, but those don't exist anymore.

> Kick her in the uterus.

You think you got her in the stomach, actually.

[Spidere]

> Give her a barrage of kicks.

[OkashiiKisei]

> Was it a critical hit/is she knocked out? ....if not, kick her a few more times for good measure.

[Hello Purvis]

>In lieu of a spellcard cry, shout, "STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED STUPID YOU BIG STUPIDHEAD!"

[OkashiiKisei]

>In lieu of a spellcard cry, shout, "STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED STUPID YOU BIG STUPIDHEAD!"

[Verbal Assualt] Big Stupid Head

[Chaore]

> Give her a barrage of kicks.

> Was it a critical hit/is she knocked out? ....if not, kick her a few more times for good measure.

You don't think one kick is enough. You can't push yourself away enough to do this properly, but you try your best and keep on kicking her.

>In lieu of a spellcard cry, shout, "STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED STUPID YOU BIG STUPIDHEAD!"

You yell at her as well. You're quite sure shes hearing you NOW.

[Hello Purvis]

>Keep them blows coming.
>"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE SHE DID YOU BIG DUMB TURD!"
>It's not trading out frustrations on Yukari herself, but goddamn it ought to be a nice release about now.

[Kuma]

> JESUS, CHEN, DON'T KILL THE POOR WITCH!!

[Chaore]

>Keep them blows coming.
>"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU'RE ACTING JUST LIKE SHE DID YOU BIG DUMB TURD!"
>It's not trading out frustrations on Yukari herself, but goddamn it ought to be a nice release about now.

You keep on kicking and shouting. You don't care if she is trying to say something, It'll probably be mean and nasty. What the hell is she getting at!

> JESUS, CHEN, DON'T KILL THE POOR WITCH!!

You'll try not to kill her too badly.

[Spidere]

> STOP! STOP! Give her one last chance to speak.
> "C'mon speak. The only way we can ever bring back Gensokyo is with a new human shrine maiden. You're the only candidate we have. Please.....for Reimu?"