Roll to Dodge 2: Boss Rush Edition

[FlamingRok]

Owww, the lost souls aren't a fan. Oh well, not like I had any health to begin with.
>Well, just brute force it. Engulf my arms in flames, and punch the ever-living hell out of the tree.

[Validon98]

>Okay, NOW WE USE THU- ...oh, I lost it in the underworld or wherever I was. Screw it, Fire then!

[Zengar Zombolt]

Come to me.
>GIGA FIST.

[Kasu]

> Rain down heavenly fire upon that tree.

[an unmatched sock]

This tree is resilient. Strange.

>Apply more burning to the tree, unless dead, in which case wait and use this fire against the next boss!

[Hanzo K.]

Well, it works out. now to find some way to activate it, but first....

>Let's nail down that tree with a literal nail! A really big one to be exact.

[Mr Jovial]

>Unleash a swarm of like a bazillion woodpeckers.

[Failure McFailFace]

>Apply first aid AOE to all players

[3]
Everyone has their HP healed to max.

> Act as an example as to why it is good to maintain good fire starting safety. Oh, and revive.

[3]
Half HP

THE STATS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STATS???

2 lazy

It looks like that tree is still alive, so fire another shot at it. I've only got so long to live this life, so I might as well live it to its full worth!

[2]
Shot rebounds and grazes you in the face. -10 HP

Owww, the lost souls aren't a fan. Oh well, not like I had any health to begin with.
>Well, just brute force it. Engulf my arms in flames, and punch the ever-living hell out of the tree.

[4]
You successfully burn through a large branch. (Tree loses 160 HP)

>Okay, NOW WE USE THU- ...oh, I lost it in the underworld or wherever I was. Screw it, Fire then!

[3]
Fire is burn. (Tree loses 5 HP)

Come to me.
>GIGA FIST.

[1]
The shockwave from the punch breaks... Pretty much everything. YOUR INSIDES HAVE BEEN SHATTERED

> Rain down heavenly fire upon that tree.

[4]
Tree burn. (Tree loses 130 HP)

This tree is resilient. Strange.

>Apply more burning to the tree, unless dead, in which case wait and use this fire against the next boss!

[5]
Burns (Tree loses 30)

Well, it works out. now to find some way to activate it, but first....

>Let's nail down that tree with a literal nail! A really big one to be exact.

[6]
A thundercloud comes in. Lightning strikes the tree.
A giant point sinks down from this ominous dark cloud. Slowly, a metal shaft appears.
BAM!
A huge nail fifty feet wide smashes the tree into the ground, instantly killing it.

The RNG congratulates you for your 6. Have a guaranteed 2. (If the roll is 1, it is changed to 2.)

>Unleash a swarm of like a bazillion woodpeckers.

[2]
You don't have enough badges to control a bazillion woodpeckers! -20 HP

NEW BOSS: A certain ice fairy
HP: 2000
ATK: 300

The RNG calls out to you:

"This fairy is more aggressive than the tree or the rock. She will be using the opposite of your rolls to attack you."

AKA if you have a 5, the fairy has a 2, a 6 means 1, 4 means 3, 3 means 4, etc.

[Kasu]

> Cast Ragnarok.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Set laser rifle to focused-fire mode.
> Point at fairy.
> FIRE AWAY!!!

[Hanzo K.]

Hmm...Brilliant idea me! Seeing as I can't use this foe to activate the Stone Mask....I'll just go the comedy route!


>Cram a giant traffic cone onto her noggin as an impromptu headgear!

[Mr Jovial]

>Dump a bucket of water onto the ice fairy. If she's truly an ice fairy it should freeze and encase her in ice which is totally a good idea.

[an unmatched sock]

>Ice? We'll need a bit more heat, then. Cause a miniature contained supernova around this fairy!

[Patorikku]

> Administer fire!

[LaserTurtle]

>Neutralize attacks with the power of ROCK (music, but literal rocks too if it helps)

[FlamingRok]

>Fight with Danmaku! Fire some laser shots at it to lower motivation!

[Kyo Tanaka]

>Do I revive now?

If Yes

>Engage the certain ice fairy in a staring contest!


If not

>Become alive

[Zengar Zombolt]

OH NO
I AM A BLOB
>Slime fist.

[Failure McFailFace]

stat template, just copy and paste

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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300

Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90

an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kyo Tanaka
HP: 40
ATK: 120

FlamingRok
HP: 30
ATK: 160

Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300

Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10

Mr Jovial
HP: 30
ATK: 50

Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240

LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40


[Failure McFailFace]

> Cast Ragnarok.

[2]
The fairy will attack you all next turn. this is what you mean, yes?

> Set laser rifle to focused-fire mode.

[2]
The handle breaks. You can only use focus fire mode.

> Point at fairy.

[3]
Your hand becomes sweaty, your breathing heavy. Mom's spaghetti

> FIRE AWAY!!!

[5]
BOOM! Chest shot. Fairy loses 90 HP.

Hmm...Brilliant idea me! Seeing as I can't use this foe to activate the Stone Mask....I'll just go the comedy route!


>Cram a giant traffic cone onto her noggin as an impromptu headgear!

[6]
Hanzo uses Traffic Cone! It's super-effective! Critical hit! Fairy loses 240 HP! Fairy is afflicted with Blindness! (-2 to dice roll for afflicted)

>Dump a bucket of water onto the ice fairy. If she's truly an ice fairy it should freeze and encase her in ice which is totally a good idea.

[1]
YOU get encased in ice. You suffocate to death in there, too. ENCASED IN ICE FOR 2 TURNS

>Ice? We'll need a bit more heat, then. Cause a miniature contained supernova around this fairy!

[4]
It works. Somewhat. Fairy loses 26 HP.

> Administer fire!

[4]
It also works. Somewhat. Fairy loses 200 HP.

>Neutralize attacks with the power of ROCK (music, but literal rocks too if it helps)

[4]
It is now raining rocks for the next 3 turns. Fairy loses 26 HP

>Fight with Danmaku! Fire some laser shots at it to lower motivation!

[1]
You misaim and hit yourself. Somehow. PICH'UUUUNNN

>Do I revive now?

If Yes

>Engage the certain ice fairy in a staring contest!


If not

>Become alive

[1]
NO REVIVE 4 U

OH NO
I AM A BLOB
>Slime fist.

[4]
You use the last of your bones to slap the fairy. Fairy loses 60 HP

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Boss: A certain ice fairy
HP: 1358
ATK: 300
Status Effects: Demotivated (-1), Blindness (-2)
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Current effects:
Rock Rain (2 more turns)
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Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300

Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90

an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kyo Tanaka (Dead for 1)
HP: 40
ATK: 120

FlamingRok (Dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 160

Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300

Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10

Mr Jovial (Dead for 2)
HP: 30
ATK: 50

Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240

LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40


[Kasu]

[2]
The fairy will attack you all next turn. this is what you mean, yes?
[2]

Eh. Kinda.

> Hit the fairy with magma.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

Well, it wasn't like I was planning on setting it to wide-spread firing mode ever... Right...?
I sure hope I'll never have to.

> Anyhow, BLAST HER AGAIN!

[Patorikku]

> Continue to prove just how good of a scout you are by purposely setting things on fire, as opposed to accidentally setting everything on fire.

[LaserTurtle]

>Ice type? time to use Hi Jump Kick!

[Kyo Tanaka]

>Attempt to revive again!

[FlamingRok]

Apologize to those lost souls I had aggravated previously, and pray that they don't send me to a even lower form than death.

[Hanzo K.]

Well, it won't be good enough to activate the Stone Mask's secondary power, but I may as well chip in a bit at least.

>Let's try doing this beyblade Hina style! Spin 2 Win!

[Failure McFailFace]

CURRENT EFFECTS:
Rock Rain for 1

The fairy attacks!
[1] -2 -1 (-2!!!)
She sends out a huge swarm of ice! It impales her! Loses 1000 HP!

Eh. Kinda.

> Hit the fairy with magma.

[4]
She melts a little bit. She loses 200 HP

Well, it wasn't like I was planning on setting it to wide-spread firing mode ever... Right...?
I sure hope I'll never have to.

> Anyhow, BLAST HER AGAIN!

[5]
Her wings get blasted off. She loses 90HP

> Continue to prove just how good of a scout you are by purposely setting things on fire, as opposed to accidentally setting everything on fire.

[5]
The fairy melts a little more. She loses 300 HP

>Ice type? time to use Hi Jump Kick!

[4]
Normal damage. She loses 22 HP

>Attempt to revive again!

[6]
Your corpse literally explodes with life, and a die with all ones falls into your hand. +1 to next roll

Apologize to those lost souls I had aggravated previously, and pray that they don't send me to a even lower form than death.

[2]
With the souls of the lost clawing at your legs, you reach your corpse to respawn. -1 to next roll from the souls still on your legs

Well, it won't be good enough to activate the Stone Mask's secondary power, but I may as well chip in a bit at least.

>Let's try doing this beyblade Hina style! Spin 2 Win!

[4]
Fairy loses 160 HP.

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Boss: A certain ice fairy
HP: -414
ATK: 300
Status Effects:
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NEW BOSS: A flying ball of darkness
HP: 1000
ATK: 120
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Current effects:
Rock Rain (1 more turns)
-----------------------
Kappa:
HP: 240
ATK: 60

aUsernameIsFineToo:
HP: 120
ATK: 90

Kasu:
HP: 360
ATK: 300

Yuuna Zombolt
HP: 100
ATK: 90

an unmatched sock
HP: 40
ATK: 40

Kyo Tanaka (+1 roll)
HP: 40
ATK: 120

FlamingRok (-1 roll)
HP: 30
ATK: 160

Patorikku
HP: 120
ATK: 300

Validon98
HP: 120
ATK: 10

Mr Jovial (Dead for 1)
HP: 30
ATK: 50

Hanzo K.
HP: 50
ATK: 240

LaserTurtle
HP: 40
ATK: 40


[Zengar Zombolt]

Pierce the darkness with your fire!
>Drill Fist.

[aUsernameIsFineToo]

> Shoot a laser beam into the darkness, because why not!