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My Precious Thing
AN: Special fairiz (get it, coz Im touhou) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) slaves, pootybabby 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Kirkie ur da luv of my kawaiii life u rok 2! IOSYS ROX!
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Hi my name is Mode Yu?ki Koishi Shameimaru ARM and I have long straw blond hair (that?s how I got my name because blond doesn?t end with a o) with yellow streaks and white tips that reaches my shoulders and bright blue eyes like endless sapphires and a lot of people tell me I look like Alice Margatroid (AN: if u don?t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I?m not related to ZUN but I wish I was because he?s a major fucking hottie. I?m a youkai but my teeth are straight and white because I eat humans. I have pale white skin. I?m also a magician, and I go to a magic school called Forest of Magic School in Gensokyo where I?m in the six year, class B (I?m sixteen). I?m a touhou (in case you couldn?t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Human Village and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black dress with matching white frills around it and two yellow ducks in my hair, teal stockings and black mary janes. I was wearing pink lipgloss, no foundation, black eyeliner and teal eye shadow. I was walking outside Forest of Magic School. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of humans stared at me. I ate them.
?Hey Mode!? shouted a voice. I looked up. It was?. Slaves!
?What?s up Slaves?? I asked.
?Nothing.? she said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go eat humans.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fairiz!
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How many chapters until you seduce all the Toehoes?
You better use sexily in this or I swear i'll >:|
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So, who's up for a skype reading/drinking game of My Precious Thing?
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oh dear god.
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Why is this happening?
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gj gf(no taht way u proverts!!!!) keep goin :] :] :] :] :] :]
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gj gf(no taht way u proverts!!!!)
TOO LATE
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AN: Fairiz 2 pootybabby 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW humans stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was bright and sunny. I opened the door of my room and drank some creamed human remains from a bottle I had. My room was black silky and inside it was white curtains with teal frills on the ends. I got out of my room and took of my big frilly hat and clock which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a pink frilly dress, a duck necklace, platform mary janes and white socks with lace tops on. I put on my poofy lace hat, and put my hair in a big twintails.
My friend, Suwako (AN: Slaves dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her sun yellow hair with a yellow frog hat and opened her sea-blue eyes. She put on her frog-covered blue dress with a white undershirt and little pleather mary janes. We put on our makeup (clear lipgloss and red blushes.)
?OMFG, I saw you talking to Slaves yesterday!? she said excitedly.
?Yeah? So?? I said, blushing.
?Do you like Slaves?? she asked as we went out of the Patchy?s Magic Room and into the Great Hall.
?No I so fucking don?t!? I shouted.
?Yeah right!? she exclaimed. Just then, Slaves walked up to me.
?Hi.? she said.
?Hi.? I replied flirtily.
?Guess what.? she said.
?What?? I asked.
?Well, IOSYS are having a concert in Eientei.? she told me.
?Oh. My. Fucking. God!? I screamed. I love IOSYS. They are my favorite band, besides FALSE&TRUES.
?Well?. do you want to go with me?? she asked.
I gasped.
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omgggg UR GUNNA SAY YES RIGHT
SO HELD IN SUSPENSE I HAVE TO KNOW OMG
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Just ignore this little link here (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm).
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AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY HUMANZ OK! odderwize fairiz 2 da youkai ppl 4 da good reveiws! FAIRIZ AGEN SLAVES! oh yeah, BTW I don?t own dis or da lyrics 4 IOSSY.
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On the night of the concert I put on my red lace-up mary janes with platforms. Underneath them were white frilly socks. Then I put on a pink shirt with a black corset with a gold one winged eagle on the front and a black skirt. I put on a little black crown. I curled my hair at the ends and made it brown. I felt a little magical then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a magical grimoire while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listenedto some FALSE&TRUES. I painted my nails clear and put on TONS of magic circles. Then I grabbed Sakutaro. I didn?t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Slaves was waiting there in front of her spaceship. She was wearing a long black dress (with gold all over it), baggywhite pants, a fan and had her hair in a bun (AN: A lot fo kewl womin wer it ok!).
?Hi Slaves!? I said in a magical voice.
?Hi Mode.? she said back. We walked into her super spaceship (the license plate said T0UH0U) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to IOSYS and COOL&CREATE. We both smoked Marisa?s mushrooms and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the spaceship. We went to the danmakyu pit at the front of the stage and grazed as we listened to IOSYS.
?wara ningyou ni wara ningyou ni wara ningyou ni gossun gossun gossun-kugi ? sang miko (I don?t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
?miko is so fucking hot.? I said to Slaves, pointing to her as she sung, filling the club with her chipmunk voice.
Suddenly Slaves looked sad.
?What?s wrong?? I asked as we held shift for focus. Then I caught on.
?Hey, it?s ok I don?t like her better than YOU!? I said.
?Really?? asked Slaves sensitively and she put her hat around me all protective.
?Really.? I said. ?Besides I don?t even know miko and she might cosplay Sanae. I fucking hate that little bitch.? I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly green face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Slaves. After the concert, we ate some humans and asked ARM and miko for their autographs and photos with them. We got IOSYS concert tees. Slaves and I crawled back into the spaceship, but Slaves didn?t go back into Forest of Magic School, instead she drove the car into????????? the Field of Flowers!
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I was gonna read this aloud, but my voice is awful.
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You keep your fruity ass off Youkai Mountain, you hear? =|
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aww yeah here comes the *~Xx Good part xX~*
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You keep your fruity ass out of Mugenkan, you hear? =|
Fix'd.
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AN: I sed stup flaming ok mode?s name is MDOE nut mary su OK! SLAVES IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat she is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! dis next chaptre iz NSFW!!!!!!!!!!fairiz u guyz!
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?SLAGES!? I shouted. ?What the fuck do you think you are doing??
Slaves didn?t answer but she stopped the spaceship and she walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
?What the fucking hell?? I asked angrily.
?Mode?? she asked.
?What?? I snapped.
Slaves leaned in extra-close and I looked into her kawaii pink eyes (she was wearing pretty eyeshadow) which revealed so much kawaii and desu and then suddenly I didn?t feel mad anymore.
And then????? suddenly just as I Slaves kissed me passionately. Slaves climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. She took of my top and I took of her dress. I even took of my socks. Then she put her thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
?Oh! Oh! Oh! ? I screamed. I was beginning to get an bomb. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then?.
?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!?
It was????????????????????.huhwhat!
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And it begins!
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huh
what
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AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a human or a vampre! Da only reson huhwhat swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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huhwhat made and Slaves and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
?You ludacris fools!? he shouted.
I started to cry tears of duc down my pallid face. Slaves comforted me. When we went back to the house huhwhat took us to Professor VIc Viper and Professor Kanako who were both looking very angry.
?They were having sexual intercourse in the Flower Field!? he yelled in a furious voice.
?Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?? asked Professor Kanako.
?How dare you?? demanded Professor Vic Viper.
And then Slaves shrieked. ?BECAUSE I LOVE HER!?
Everyone was quiet. huhwhat and Professor Kanako still looked mad but Professor Vic Vipr said. ?Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.?
Slaves and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
?Are you okay, Mode?? Slaves asked me gently.
?Yeah I guess.? I lied. I went to the girl?s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a black maid dress with a white apron and black shoes with white lace. When I came out?.
Slaves was standing in front of the bathroom, and she started to sing ?s complex? by COOL&CREATE. I was so flattered, even though she wasn?t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and she reluctantly went back into she room.
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Mode: i am srs
Mode: no updates until 5 gud revoiws
twohose@gmail.com: dam flams
twohose@gmail.com: famsers*
twohose@gmail.com: they shunt dis u.
twohose@gmail.com: dey jellyus.
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5 gud revoiws
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Why am I Dumblydore :x Are you implying I'm a fuken poser?
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Inclusion of Vic: +infinity
Inclusion of Kanako: -infinity
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Why am I Dumblydore :x Are you implying I'm a fuken poser?
No, she's implying you're gay
not that there's anything wrong with that
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No, she's implying you're gay
not that there's anything wrong with that
You main the most annoying character in Soku.
not that there's anything wrong with that YOU'RE A BAD PERSON GO AWAY
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5th revoiweoweiwhatever motherfucker
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You main the most annoying character in Soku.
not that there's anything wrong with that YOU'RE A BAD PERSON GO AWAY
you do realize most people will think you mean Suwako, right
although I'm somewhat okay with her, actually, but still :V
/me sneaks into huhwhat's house for a surprise attack
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you do realize most people will think you mean Kanako, right
Fixed.
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Fixed.
Quoted for the MFing Truth.
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you do realize most people will think you mean Suwako, right
although I'm somewhat okay with her, actually, but still :V
/me sneaks into huhwhat's house for a surprise attack
Hey I use Suwako too! Sometimes.
Bawwwwww Alice is such an overpowered character even though she's low tier she's so annoying to fight I hate how her f.5A and 6A have really annoying range and are the best option in every situation even though they usually whiff just not against me because I set myself up for it bawwwww I hate Alice in soku.
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MOdE juzt EgnoIRe these flasmors yoRe WrighTins gOOd!!! i Like SlAvEs shi is sooooooooo deep!
(Oh Kanako that hurt to write. Seriously, I think I'm bleeding. I'm just gonna lie down now...)
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Oh right, reviews.
IT'S GOOD
But that fic Slaves posted on 7cm was better and I'm still awaiting chapter 3 of that.
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MOdE juzt EgnoIRe these flasmors yoRe WrighTins gOOd!!! i Like SlAvEs shi is sooooooooo deep!
(Oh Kanako that hurt to write. Seriously, I think I'm bleeding. I'm just gonna lie down now...)
who r u??
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mode u r an wonderful riter and yu shunt lisen 2 tha fukin pose prEPS. CAN I BRow sum of ur i liner???? my XBLUD DEASD(geddit)X cind ran ot.
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AN: shjt up humanz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows! yes Slaaves u cna brrrow sum btu giv it back!!
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The next day I woke up in my room. I put on a pink frilly dress with a apron with a big lacy heart on the front and white stockings with mary janes that were black. I put on two pairs of duck earrings, and two hearts in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with pink.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Scarlet cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my apron.
?Bastard!? I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a kawaii girl with long brown hair. She was wearing so much blush that it made her cheeks so circly and red. She didn?t have glasses anymore and now she was wearing green contact lenses just like Slaves? drawing and there was numbers in the air and everything. She had a kawaii green tie. She had a sexy Canadian accent. She looked exactly like Goldsmith. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw her kind of like an erection only I?m a girl so I didn?t get one you sicko.
?I?m so sorry.? she said in a shy voice.
?That?s all right. What?s your name?? I questioned.
?My name?s Suikama, although most people call me Desire these days.? she grumbled.
?Why?? I exclaimed.
?Because I yami wo kirisaku.? she giggled.
?Well, I am a youkai.? I confessed.
?Really?? she whimpered.
?Yeah.? I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Slaves came up behind me and told me she had a surprise for me so I went away with her.
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Slaves is gonna get cheat
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this ch is FOKING INTENZE!!!!!!!!
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I?m not related to ZUN but I wish I was because he?s a major fucking hottie
Best line in the whole thing.
Ur writan iz gr8!! Fuk da preps, u r so kewl! >:3
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lacks purvis
lockin teh thread
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What the hell does mary jane refer to in apparel? Mary Jane is usually slang for marijuana.
Mode, stop dressing yourself in hemp.
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I've shout-laughed on this bus several times already. Jesus Christ this is brilliant.
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Suddenly I don't dislike you that slightly than before. 'tis Great!
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What the hell does mary jane refer to in apparel? Mary Jane is usually slang for marijuana.
Mode, stop dressing yourself in hemp.
(http://i48.tinypic.com/j9u3oi.jpg)
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Cool Story Mod-
?My name?s Suikama, although most people call me Desire these days.? she grumbled.
:teaspit:
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She looked exactly like Goldsmith.
:teaspit:
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Fuck you FUCK YOU.
I actually spilled milk all over myself while reading this now I'm all wet >.<
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now I'm all wet >.<
See? Gpop is a fan.
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everbdy betteR hoLD UNTO UR HATS!!!!
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*folds onto my cat*
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AN: wel ok u fiairz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Mddoed isn?t a Marie Sue ok she isn?t perfect SHES A TOUHUO! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 knankoz sake!
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Slaves and I held our pale white hands with magic circles as we went upstairs. I was wearing red power up sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Desire. Brofists was in her rainbow eyes. I guess she was jealous of me that I was going out with Slaves. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Slaves. We went into her room and locked the door. Then????
We started frenching passively and we took off each others dresses enthusiastically. She felt me up before I took of my socks. Then I took off my frilly hat and she took off her frog hat. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then she put her magic thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
?Oh Slaves, Sclaves!? I screamed while getting an bomb when all of a sudden I saw a circle I had never seen before on Slaves?s arm. It was a silver heart with an rainbow through it. On it in purple puffy writing were the words???? Desire!
I was so angry.
?You bastard!? I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
?No! No! But you don?t understand!? Slaves pleaded. But I knew too much.
?No, you fucking idiot!? I shouted. ?You probably have DUC anyway!?
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Slaves ran out even though she was naked. She had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Desire?s classroom where she was having a lesson with Professor Vic Viper and some other people.
?DESIRE SUIKAMA, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!? I yelled.
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Mode OU scoundrelette this is gud. Fuck da haterz, plz continue kthx! :derp:
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AN: wel ok u fiairz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons!
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
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AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a humna!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Slaves came into the room even though she was naked and started begging me to take her back.
?Mode, it?s not what you think!? Slaves screamed sadly.
My friend T?enshi Ryuugu Furude smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length sreaight brown hair and opened her blue eyes like sapphiirs that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Gpoop was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are onis and one of them is a witch but Greyn killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has daydreams about it and she is very kawaii and desu. It also turns out her real last name is Furude and not Maebara. (Since she has converted to Oyashiro she is in Patchouli now not Alice. )
?What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!? ViC demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
?Desire, I can?t believe you cheated on me with Slaves!? I shouted at her.
Everyone gasped.
I don?t know why Mode was so mad at me. I had went out with Desire (I?m bi and so is Mode) for a while but then she broke my heart. She dumped me because he liked Akyu, a stupid human fucker. We were just good friends now. She had gone through horrible problems, and now she was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a human.)
?But I?m not going out with Slaves anymore!? said Desire.
?Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!? I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the FIELD OF SLOWERS where I had lost my virility to Slaves and then I started to bust into tears.
EDIT STOP FLMMAIN U GUYZ!!!
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So is Slaves a futa then?
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So is Slaves a futa then?
no omg u sicko
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I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Slaves and then I started to bust into tears.
Oh this is just perfect.
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no omg u sicko
Then how could she have a big "You-know-what"?
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Then how could she have a big "You-know-what"?
She clearly meant her nose. Jeez, go DL some pr0ns, pervo.
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She clearly meant her nose. Jeez, go DL some pr0ns, pervo.
Nosesex?
:yumemi:
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AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da agme ok so itz nut my folt if huhwaht swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson vac dosent lik suikamma now is coz hes brofist and dEsire is a satanist! IOSYS ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn?t believe Slaves for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Slaves.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a mech! He didn?t have a nose (basically Meiling in the gaem) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn?t gothic. It was?? Greyn!
?No!? I shouted in a scared voice but then Greyn shouted ?Kawaii!? and I couldn?t run away.
?Uguu!? I shouted at him. Greyn fell of his mech and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I?m a sadist so I stopped.
?Mode.? he yelled. ?Thou must kill Desire Suikama!?
I thought about Greyn and his sexah eyes and his medium brown hair and how his face looks just like Haruhi. I remembered that Slaves had said I didn?t understand, so I thought, what if Slaves went out with Desire before I went out with her and they broke up?
?No, Greyn!? I shouted back.
Greyn gave me a gun. ?No! Please!? I begged.
?Thou must!? he yelled. ?If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Slalves!?
?How did you know?? I asked in a surprised way.
Gryen got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. ?I hath telekinesis.? he answered cruelly. ?And if you doth not kill Desire, then thou know what will happen to Slaves!? he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his mech.
I was so scared and mad I didn?t know what to do. Suddenly Slaves came into the woods.
?Slaves!? I said. ?Hi!?
?Hi.? she said back but her face was all sad. She was wearing a wiches? and a hat costume and looked like (geddit) between Marisa Kirisame and Renko.
?Are you okay?? I asked.
?No.? she answered.
?I?m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.? I expelled.
?That?s okay.? she said all depressed and we went back into Forest of Maic School together making out.
Oh this is just perfect.
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She dumped me because he liked Akyu, a stupid human fucker.
Futa. :smug:
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AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out t?enshi isnt a humna afert al n she n oni r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!
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I was really scared about Gryne all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my jpop band Super Kawaii Desu !!!. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between mosaic.WAV, IOSYS and Foreground Eclipse. The other people in the band are T?enshi Ryuugu, Desire, Slaves, Tensugkama (although we call him Croww now. He has black hair now with feather in it.) and Momji. Only today Slaves and Desire were depressed so they weren?t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Slaves was drawing a picturte and sclutting her wrists (she wouldn?t die because he was a youkai too and the only way you can kill a youkai is with a b-o-m-b (there?s no way I?m writing that) or a steak) and Desire was probably watching a depressing movie like Evangelion. I put on a white frilly shirt with puffy sleeves that showed off my duc necklace and long matching jumper with a aronp. You might think I?m a slut but I?m really not.
We were singing a cover of ?Koi Iro Yume? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
?Mdoe! Are you OK?? T?enshi Ryuugu asked in a concerted voice.
?What the fuck do you think?? I asked angrily. And then I said. ?Well, Gryen came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Suikama! But I don?t want to kill her, because, she?s really nice, even if she did go out with Slaves. But if I don?t kill Suikanam, then Greyn, will fucking kill Slaves!? I burst into tears.
Suddenly Slaves jumped out from behind a wall.
?Why didn?t you fucking tell me!? she shouted. ?How could you- you- you fucking poser human bitch!? (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Slaves started to cry too all sensitive. Then she ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly huhwhat walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn?t cause he had a headache.
?What have you done!? He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) ?Mode Slaves has been found in his room. She committed suicide by slitting her wrists.?
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omg stp fllmamin!!! sumtines i malke misteks but everydy does!!!!!!!!! stuf humannns!
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NOOOOOOO SLAVES IS DEAD
SO SAD MODE U MAED ME CRY TEARS OF BLOOD ;_;
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Slaves committed suicide?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo :ohdear:
(but Slaves will be back eventually, if this is a simple word-for-word edit of MI)
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I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
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I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
Drunbk awards or it didn't happen
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I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
Oh god...
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Woo-oo I'm in the story now alright! Fuck ye-
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
Oh god damn it. You know what this means, people?
That's right.
Drunken dramatic readings.
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What is this I don't even.
I've got no clue what to even make of this.
Must... Not... Laugh...
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I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
(http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt263/BaitySM/Image%20Response/poast.png)
I'd partake in the festivities myself but I don't have enough for that
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Hell yes to the readings though.
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Curse you modey for making me read.
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Still no Purvis.
Mode is unfunnied.
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I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now
So called it. :V
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Still no Purvis.
Mode is unfunnied.
wut u talkingg abotttu????
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I just finished reading this out loud to myself.
This is priceless.
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I just read the new chapters.
???.I gasped.
(Also, amusingly enough, I always like Dumblydore the best when reading My Immortal. Probably because of his ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? line. I still don't appreciate being referred to as a poser though ;_; )
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I just read the new chapters.
???.I gasped.
(Also, amusingly enough, I always like Dumblydore the best when reading My Immortal. Probably because of his ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? line. I still don't appreciate being referred to as a poser though ;_; )
i stull lov u huhwaht
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Moar moar moar!
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wut u talkingg abotttu????
(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/917/doctorportrait.png)
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Each passage has at least one sentence that redeems the whole post.
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moed ur a stupid humen
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Twisty Mode who was Misty Mode's sister was one day a fairy den eating on a Slaves' head when she got a carrier pigeon from her sister who said fairies and tengu were danmakuing her house and axed her for her help so she had to go.
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So she went up the elevator and changed into street close and drove a car off a ramp and did a backflip and landed. Or something. :S
This is the silliest stuff I've ever read. :V
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I AM EATING MOEDUS' CHITLINS.
THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
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hld on fairiz!!!!! Im writtng new chptrres nowW!!!
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yayy
am i in it
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yayy
am i in it
No, because she had to make room for ME
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No, because she had to make room for ME
shut up humen
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u frkin posrs
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?NO!? I screamed. I was horrorfied! T?enshi Ryuugu tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. huh waht chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of kawaii and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a FALSE&TRUES song at full valume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a white poofy loli dreess with lace all over it sandly. I put on black mary janes with white pleather lace on the ends and a mop hat. I couldn?t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed? Vac was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Hukureism was masticating to it! They were sitting on Marisa?s broomsticks.
?EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!? I screamed putting on a white towel with a picture of Byakuren Hijiri on it. Suddenly Desire ran in.
?Always!? she yelled at Vic and Hakuruirsm pointing her womb. I held shift to focus and shot Vic and Hkaureism a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, huh what ran in. ?Mode, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? he shouted looking at Vic and Hakureismm and then he waved his bomb and suddenly?
Momji ran outside on Marida;s broom and said everyone we need to talk.
?What do you know, Moomiji? You?re just a little Forest of Magic School student!?
?I MAY BE A FOREST OF MAGGIC SCHOOL STUDENT?.? Momijji paused angrily. ?BUT I AM ALSO A YOUKAI!?
?This cannot be.? Vap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where huh whatt?s bomb had shot him. ?There must be other factors.?
?YOU DON?T HAVE ANY!? I yelled in madly.
Hakureeeism held up the camera triumelephantly. ?The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!?
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
?Why are you doing this?? Hakurrueism said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
?BECAUSE?BECAUSE?.? Mijii said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his bomb in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a kawaii version of a song by 50 Cent.
?Because you?re yokar?? Vac asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Byakuren.
?Because I LOVE HER!?
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?Why are you doing this?? Hakurrueism said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
OMG I misread this so bad >.<
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Confession of love! Dramaaaa! :]
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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Slaces had given me in case anything happened to her. She had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
?NO!? I THOUGHT IT WAS MOMOiji but it was Desire. She started to scream. ?OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!? and then?.. her eyes rolled up! You could only see her red whites.
I stopped. ?How did u know??
?I saw it! And my scar turned back into the star!?
?NO!? I ran up closer. ?I thought you didn?t have a scar anymore!? I shouted.
?I do but Croww changed it into a rainboe for me and I always cover it up with foundation.? she said back. ?Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the heart! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Slaves?????.Gryen has her bondage!?
Anyway I was in the school nurse?s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Vap and Hakuresn and MOIJI were there too. They were going to St. Eirin?s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can?t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. huh what had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Mokjiji came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
?Mdoe I need to tell u somethnig.? he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
?Fuck off.? I told him. ?You know I fucking love the color pink anyway, and I don?t like fucked up humenz like you.? I snapped. Momijij had been mean to me before for being youkai.
?No Mdoe.? Momji says. ?Those are not roses.?
?What, are they youkka too you poser human?? I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
?I saved your life!? He yelled angrily. ?No you didn?t I replied.? ?You saved me from getting a Snane Kotiya p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Vap and Hakureim.? Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
?Whatever!? I yelled angirly.
He pointed his bomb at the pink roses. ?These aren?t roses.? He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered udonge undonge ungode UNDOGE undoneegI.
?That?s not a spell that?s an IOSYS song.? I corrected him wisely.
?I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.? Then he screamed. ?anata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka(4 all u cool kawaii 07th expasion fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for slaves I love you girl!)kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka!?
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn?t a human.
?OK I believe you now wtf is Slaves??
Maimji rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
?U c, Mddoe,? huh what said, watching the two of us watching the flame. ?2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k??
?I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!? Momijj yelled. hUH WHat lookd shockd. I guess he didn?t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Momijj stormed off back into his bed. ?U r a liar, prof huh what!?
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black long dress that had long sleeves and a white blouse underneath. There was some e we on the front. Then I put on teal stockings with pleather black mayry janes. I put my hair all radient purple and brwon I looked like Byurakren from the UOF (if u don?t know who she iz ur a human so fuk off!) and I put on my ducks.
?You look kawai, girl.? T;enshi Ryuugu said sadly. ?Fairiz (geddit) you do too.? I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Vap and Haurkensn couldn?t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Desire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Fairirss. She looked all depressed because Slaves had disappeared and she had used to be in love with Slaves. She was sucking some blood from a humane.
?Hi.? she said in a depressed way. ?Hi back.? I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Sukama had beautiful rainbow wkawia eyes so much like \Slaves. Then??? we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
?STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!? shouted Professor Tsos who was watching us and so was everyone else.
?Desire you fucker!? I said slapping her. ?Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Slabes!? I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then she started to scream. ?OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!? and then?.. her eyes rolled up! You could only see her red whites.
?NO!? I ran up closer.
?I thought you didn?t have a scar anymore!? I shouted.
?I do but Croww changed it into a heart for me and I always cover it up with foundation.? she said back. ?Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Slaves?????.Green has her bondage!?
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SPECIAL FAIRIZ 2 SLAVESMY KAWIAII SISTA WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY SLAVES DO U KNOW WHERE MY DUCS I
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I held shift to focus and shot Vic and Hkaureism a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke.
Best line.
All who disagree shall be unfunnied for a week.
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Mode......
I used to hate you.
Now I love you.
This is pure gold. Please, I want to have awesome sex with you. Lot's of awesome sex.
I was actually waiting to see if someone would be insane crazy ridiculous enough to touhou-fy My Immortal, and it happened.
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I'm partial to the use of "masticating" here. +1
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I'm way too easily amused.
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Mode......
I used to hate you.
Now I love you.
This is pure gold. Please, I want to have awesome sex with you. Lot's of awesome sex.
I was actually waiting to see if someone would be insane crazy ridiculous enough to touhou-fy My Immortal, and it happened.
who let you back on the internet
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This is pure gold. Please, I want to have awesome sex with you. Lot's of awesome sex.
<NSFW>
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:akihawhat:
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This is pure gold. Please, I want to have awesome sex with you. Lot's of awesome sex.
You'll have to get in line for that
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Ridiculous inference
Don't.
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omg u sickos
AN: slaves fairiz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of alice but dat chik is such a fokin sexbom! HUMANZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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Desire and I ran up the stairs looking for huh waht. We were so scared.
?huh what huh whahht!? we both yelled. huh what came there.
?What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?? he asked angrily.
?Glen has Dlaves!? we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
?No! Don?t! We need to save Slaves!? we begged.
?No.? he said meanly. ?I don?t give a darn what gryen does to Slaves. Not after how much she misbehaved in school especially with YOU mode.? he said while he frowned looking at me. ?Besides I never liked her that much anyway.? then he walked away. Desire started crying. ?My Slaves!? she moaned. (AN: don?t u fik gay chiks r lik so hot!)
?Its okay!? I tried to tell him but that didn?t stop her. She started to cry tears of gold. Then she had a brainstorm. ?I had an idea!? she exclaimed.
?What?? I asked her.
?You?ll see.? she said. He took out her bomb and did a spell. Then?? suddenly we were in Gryens?s lair!
We ran in with our bombs out just as we heard a croon voice say. ?Desu!? It was????????????.. greyn!
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The final showdown....?
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who let you back on the internet
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I've been back for a month.
And don't tell me you still hate me, and are hell-bent on trolling me.
Because, if you do, you are a useless and petty cunt.
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Err, kinda harsh there, Chagen. That was pretty uncalled for.
also, huhwhat is a meaniefaic D:
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I've been back for a month.
And don't tell me you still hate me, and are hell-bent on trolling me.
Because, if you do, you are a kawaii and pretty girl.
fix'd
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Err, kinda harsh there, Chagen. That was pretty uncalled for.
Provoking it won't help either, on anyone's part. Nor getting angry over as such.
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Reminder that cockfighting is outlawed in MotK.
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I put on my ducks.
e we
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<Suikama> <o>w<o>
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I've been back for a month.
And don't tell me you still hate me, and are hell-bent on trolling me.
Because, if you do, you are a useless and petty cunt.
You've been warned about your temper ... twice now recently, on other boards.
Think. before. you. post. It's not rocket science.
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AN: fuk off UMANZ ok! sLAVES fiairz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Greyen was. It turned out that Grye wasn?t there. Instead the fat guy who killed emous was. Slaves was there crying tears of kawaii.Pervis was torturing her. DESIRE and I ran in front of Porvis.
?Rid my sight you despicable humanz!? he shouted as we started shooting him with the lazer he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. ?ModeIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.? he said. (in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)
?Huh?? I asked. ?Mdoe I love you will you have sex with me?? asked Porivs. I started laughing crudely. ?What the fuck? You torture my gf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.? I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
?Nooooooooooooo!? he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
?Pursvs what art thou doing?? called gryen. Then?? he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on Marisa?s broomsticks and we flew to Forest of Macgic Magic Shcool. We went to my room. Desure went away. There I started crying.
?What?s wrong honey?? asked Slaves taking off her dress so we could screw. She had a flat chest(geddit cuz shes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
?Its so unfair!? I yielded. ?Why can?t I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and humans here except for T?enshi Reyuugu, because she?s not ugly or anything.?
?Why would you wanna be ugly? I don?t like the human anyway. They are such fucking sluts.? answered Slaves.
?Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Vac and Hakuruesn took a video of me naked. Momij says he?s in love with me. Desire likes me and now even Pourovus is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Slaves! Why couldn?t Sariel have made me less beautiful?? I shouted angrily. (an? don?t wory mdoe isn?t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) ?Im good at too many things! WHY CAN?T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT?S A FUCKING CURSE!? I shouted and then I ran away.
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MOOOOOOODDEEEEEEE WHO IS THIS >:(
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MOOOOOOODDEEEEEEE WHO IS THIS >:(
omg stop flamin
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MOOOOOOODDEEEEEEE WHO IS THIS >:(
I'm guessing it's me but who knows :derp:
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Much better. Keep up the good job! :>
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omgf humanz stp FLMAIN!!!!!
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Reminder that cockfighting is outlawed in MotK.
Yeah, and the kind with roosters isn't too lawful either, ese!
Also: Holy shit 10 replies in several seconds? What in the name of Shub-Niggurath is with you guys!?
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PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung
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im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung
I enjoy reading these and would like to see more x 10.
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im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung
if u stop updatin be4 da end imma have to comit suicyde becuz i wud B in so muc paaaine
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im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung
mde u are siltt teh gratst wrtr ive evr non plz wrt mre!!!!!!111!!!!!
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im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
10 god revoiws. Now continue this train wreck, I want more.
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good stroy
kep it uphgf
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Don't.
I did not mean that. It was a failure to properly communicate my discontent, apologies.
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O mu gods dis iz teh bes fic oof ypurs I evva red! Kep up hte gud wok1
Fcku humenz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh look, Purvis was put into the story and suddenly became much better.
Such a coincidence.
Thanks for confirming my lack of pedo. It means a lot to me ;_;
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This story sucks, you suck, and everyone is waay out of character. Mode is a fucking Mary Sue! You deserve to be flamed by the others. Go to Hell, emo! Just Kidding. Because it looks bad if you write about flaming, but actually not getting a single one. This rewrite is great.
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omg mode tihs story is so kaiwai it has changed my veiwpoint on life 4ever pls keep writing ^_______^
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ok but u wll al haVE to waaait!!!! fairiz!!!!!
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this is guD!!!!!1 chacaterts r very kool nd nt humanz and lyk gud musix so i give 10.10?!?/ haouhoahoeohoohuauweoouhwowu
+1000 maek moar faster
Oh God why did I type that
But seriously carry on this is hilarious
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?Mode Mode!? shouted Slaves sadly. ?No, please, come back!?
But I was too mad.
?Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Desire!? I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my pink door with my angel-white key. It had a picture of Tenshi Hinanai on it. She looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Slaves and Desire. I started to cry and weep. I took a power up item and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my white kappa watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a pink cardigan sweater and a black skirt with a red armband that said SEES it in black letters. Under that I put on ripped black thigh highs with a evoker strapped to one leg. I put my straw blond hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all kawaii and desu as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a pink star into a miko. Suddenly the miko turned to Slaves!
?Mode I love you!? she shouted sadly. ?I dnot care what those fucker humanz and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.? Then?????. she started to sing ?Marisa Stole the Precious Thin? (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when miko was singing it) right in front of the entire class! She singing voice was so amazing and kawaii and sexxy like a cross between miko,yui horie, sHImamiya eikO, riyU kosaka and miku hatsune (AN: don?t u fink dos gurlz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
?OMFG.? I said after she was finished. Some fucking hymens stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in pink nail polish and were entwined with Slaves?s now) at them. ?I love you!? I said and then we started to kiss just like Aya Shameimaru (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and Okuu in a doujin. Then we went away holding hands. Khuareism shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that IOSYS would have a concert in Eientei right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
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Aya Shameimaru (i fukin h8 dat bitch)
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I took a power up item and started to slit my wrists.
Some fucking hymens stared at us
Pfffffhahahahahahahaha oh Christ I cracked up reading those
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+100 cool points for riyu kosaka namedrop
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Why the Aya hate? :(
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Why the Aya hate? :(
Nut goffik enuohg, obfuscatingly.
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Nut goffik enuohg, obfuscatingly.
even worse,a prep
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Here, an dramatick Redding!!!!!!
...It's just the first chapter, but yeah.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UMG4EXCV
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Why the Aya hate? :(
Eh. Hatate's better. D'em legs. :V
*shot*
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Funny thing is, this talk of 'preps' didn't exist when I was in high school. There were punks, skaters, goths, drama club kids, band kids, rastas, honor kids, stoners, grits, jocks, nerds ... no preps though. That was an early 80s thing that I guess couldn't stay gone.
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So, does anyone think I should make a dramatic reading for this.
Don't answer that (unless you want to)
I always enjoy reading more My Immortal parodies, they are awesome.
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Funny thing is, this talk of 'preps' didn't exist when I was in high school. There were punks, skaters, goths, drama club kids, band kids, rastas, honor kids, stoners, grits, jocks, nerds ... no preps though. That was an early 80s thing that I guess couldn't stay gone.
More schools need rastas. Mine was way too whitey for that kind of thing =[
Also: Grits?
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All the rastas were white boys. Basically hippies with dreads.
And grits = metalheads.
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More schools need rastas. Mine was way too whitey for that kind of thing =[
Careful what you wish for or you'll get wiggers.
Also: Grits?
Guys/Girls Raised In The South? My school had those.
Nice acquaintances because they tend to be chill, but not good date potential because they tend to be shallow and/or unambitious.
Cut by T.Amat: oh
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y ar all u fairirz doign dramatt reddings???? iz dis a jok 2 uy?
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So, does anyone think I should make a dramatic reading for this.
Don't answer that (unless you want to)
I always enjoy reading more My Immortal parodies, they are awesome.
if u dnot do it u ra HUMEN!! i WillL stik up m y middel finng at u
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Here, an dramatick Redding!!!!!!
...It's just the first chapter, but yeah.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UMG4EXCV
Godammit, it's even accurate how it should sound. I think.
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Godammit, it's even accurate how it should sound. I think.
Well, I am a 16-year old girl...
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Well, I am a 16-year old girl...
Are you now? Why do I keep thinking that everyone is older than me? =/
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Are you now? Why do I keep thinking that everyone is older than me? =/
I have the opposite problem. :(
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I have the opposite problem. :(
That's because you're an old fart.Well, I am a 16-year old girl...
I wouldn't say that around here, if I were you.
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I wouldn't say that around here, if I were you.
She should be comfortable enough to say it, because no one is going to make creepy overtures towards her. Right?
>_____>
Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff. Mode, carry on with your awesomeness.
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ebidles a dork n all dont listen 2 wat he sez
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Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff.
GODDAMNIT
Also: This story needs more Sapz.
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Consider this a public reminder to not act creepy and stuff.
I'm a changed man. I don't do that stuff anymore anyways :V
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We ran happily to Eientei. There we saw the stage where IOSYS had played. We ran in happly. IOSYS were there playing ?Danzai Yamaxanadu?. I was so fucking happy! miko looked even sexier than she did in da pictures. Even Slaves thought so, I could totally see her getting an erection but it didn?t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a poofy pink cupcake dress. Slaves was also wearing a poofy pink cupcake dress. Anyway, we stated para paraing to the song. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, miko pulled off her mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn?t them at all. It was.,?????????.. Gryens and da Creepy Guys!
?Wtf Slaves im not going to a concert wid u!? I shouted angrily. ?Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its IOSsyys n u no how much I lik them?
?What cause we?you know?? she gadgetted uncomfortbli cause lolis don?t like to talk a bout you-know-what.
?Yeah cause we you know!? I yielded in an angry voice.
?We won?t do that again.? Slaves promised. ?This time, we?re going with an ESCORT.?
?OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?? I asked. ?So I guess ur a humean or a fagt or what now??
?NO.? she muttered loudly.
?R u becoming a humein or what?? I shootd angrily.
?Mdoed! I?m not! Pls come with me!? she fell down to her knees and started singing ?world is mine? by miuark hatchusne to me.
I was flattened cause that?s not even a single, she had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
?OK then I guess I will have to.? I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
T?enshi Ryuugu was standing there. ?Hajimemashite gurl.? she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ?how do u do? in japanese). ?BTW Suwakoe that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.? (an: SLAVES U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
?It serves that fuking bich right.? I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some kawiai animo lik uminekao no naker kowo knee. ?Maybe Suwaakco will die too.? I said.
?Kawai.? T?enshi Ruyggu shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. ?Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den Hkuarnesem did it with her cause he?s a necphilak.?
?Kawai.? I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da animu.
?OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Slaves tonight in Eientei with IOSYAs.? I sed. ? I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.?
T?Enashi Ryuoogo Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. ?Omfg totally lets go shopping.?
?In da humane Villag, right?? I asked, already getting out my spshcial HUman villaege Loiyalty carde.
?No.? My head snaped up.
?WHAT?? my head spuin. I could not believe it. ?T?ensih Ryuugu are u a PREP??
?NOOOO!NOOOO!? She laughed. ?I found some cool kawaii stores near Fret of Magicg Magic Shcool that?s all.?
?Hu told u abut them? I askd sure it would be Slaves or Croww or Desire(don?t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
?huh waht.? She sed. ?Let me just call our broms.?
?OMFFG HUH WHATE?? I asked quietly.
?Yah I saw the map for Eieintet on his desk.? She told me. ?Come on let?s go.?
We were going in a few sweet lolirt stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Eienente. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN ZUN EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT?S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. ?We only have these for da real lolips.?
?Da real lolius?? Me and T?Enshi Ryuggu asked.
?Yah u wouldn?t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday huakreism and vap tried to buy a loi camera pouch.? He shook his head. ?I dint even no they had a camera.?
?OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!? I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long pink lacy jumper dress with a frly white blouse underhanet.
?Oh my byakuren you have to buy that outfit? The salesperson said.
?Yeah it looks totlly hot.? said T?enshI Ryugu.
?You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?? he asked.
?Yeah I am actually.? I looked back at him. ?Hey BTW my name?s Mdooedo Yu?ki Koishi Shameimaru SARAH ARM what?s yours??
?Spaz.? He said and ran a hand through his black british hair. ?maybe I?ll see you there tonight.?
?Yeah I don?t think so cause I am going there with my gf slaves you sick perv!? I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Momijj flew in on his black broom looking worried. ?OMFG MDOEERD U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!?
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?world is mine? by miuark hatchusne
Oh my goodness.
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mode u r 1 of teh gud 1s thnx
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?Hey BTW my name?s Mdooedo Yu?ki Koishi Shameimaru SARAH ARM what?s yours??
The simple mention of her totally makes you even more awesome now.
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AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a humn den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a huma or not by ma quiz itz on scmm. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz swuako isn?t rely a humpma. Slaves plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur postr!
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Spzap gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Mimijoi kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Forest of Magigc Fgmaicgo Shcoel. ?WTF Momijk?? I shouted angrily. ?Fuck off you fjucking bastard.? Well anyway Suiawko came. Miojpji went away angrily.
?Hey bitch you look kawaii.? she said.
?Yah but not as kawaii as you.? I answered sadly cause Suakwok?s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a frog hat. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything. She was thin enouff 2 be anorexic.
?So r u going 2 da concert wif Slaves?? she asked.
?Yah.? I said happily.
?I?m gong with Croww.? she anserred happily. Well anyway Slaves and Crawwo came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Crwpow was dressed lik ayayar shameymaroSlaves wuz whering a big poofy babby blue rress wid hartss. T?enshi ryug was going 2 da concert wif Ebbus . Errbubbs used to be called Pitchu but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were owlbearz. They dyed in a car crash. Pichut converted to Byakurensism and he went kawiai. He was in patchy?s classd now. He was wearing a goo gurl. We kall him Erbbebis now. Well anyway we al went 2 Slabes?s pink Mercy-Bens (geddit cuz wer desu] that her broter Duhrak gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Slaves and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking huamins. We soon got there??.I gapsed.
ZUN was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had a hat and needed samwichesa. He wuz really skinny and he had smelld lik ber. We moshed 2 Marisar Spotle da Prezzos Thin and sum odder songz. Sudenly ZUN polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn?t ZUN at all! It was an ugly humen man wif no nose and red eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Slaebs. Slivesand I came. It was??.Greysn and da CreepY Guys!
?U moronic idiots!? he shooted angstily. ?Mdood I told u to kill Desrpie. Thou have failed. And now???.I shall kill thou and Slaevbs!?
?No no please!? We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a kawiai old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a pink robe dat sed ?avril lavigne? on da back. He shotted a spel and Gryen ran away. It was?????????????huhwaht!
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(geddit cuz wer desu]
I don't know why this made me laugh so much :getdown:
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Errbubbs used to be called Pitchu but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were owlbearz.
I am slain.
...Again.
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I am slain.
...Again.
Verily
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SLAVES IS FUTA I KNEW IT
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SLAVES IS FUTA I KNEW IT
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww u sicko!!! mdoe mint i got hot angd sexdy feeling frum lookin @him......im a girk so i dun get ercftions u sicko!@!!!!!!!!
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im a girk so i dun get ercftions u sicko!@!!!!!!!!
moed sed u did dont lie
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(http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/1298/84882725.jpg)
I wonder if anyone remembers where this is from :V
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Marisar Spotle da Prezzos Thin
Are you speaking Russian here? :V
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Hajimemashite gurl.
I have NO idea why this is so funny.
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Sometimes the spelling goes into such weirdness it sounds German or Russian to me.
Also, Black BRITISH Hair!
Owlbears.
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Be needing a boomstick, baseball bat, and brain bleach.
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Black, british hair...
WAT.
(Also, OWLBEARZ :3)
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MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU THERE TONIGHT :smug:
/me runs hand through black British hair
I don't know how you're still making this hilarious, but you are, so keep at it. :getdown:
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OMG I LUV TIS STORIES SO MUCH I MADE MORE DARAMATIC REDDINGS!!!!
(These are really fun to do.)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5KMV96Q0
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/me runs hand through black British hair
WHAT.
You tell me RIGHT NOW how to get British hair.
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WHAT.
You tell me RIGHT NOW how to get British hair.
Wash your hair in tea daily. Works wonders.
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Wash your hair in tea daily. Works wonders.
Wait, so if you wash your hair in beer every day it will become German?
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Wait, so if you wash your hair in beer every day it will become German?
Yes. And washing it in ketchup/catsup every day makes it American.
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And to make it swedish, wash it in potatoes.
Friggin potatoes are making me sick D:
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If you wash it in maple syrup it'll become Canadian :V
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And to make it swedish, wash it in potatoes.
Friggin potatoes are making me sick D:
Wow, och jag som trodde det var mellanmj?lk...
Wow, and I thought it was low-fat milk... (Everybody here seems to be on a permanent diet judging from their milk habits.)
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I min familj ?ter vi potatis typ varje dag och jag f?r seri?sa problem p? det :V
In my family we eat potatoes almost every day and I'm seriously raging at that.
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I min familj ?ter vi potatis typ varje dag och jag f?r seri?sa problem p? det :V
In my family we eat potatoes almost every day and I'm seriously raging at that.
Aha, (mid)sommarpot?ter. XD D? f?rst?r jag dina resonemang med tanke p? ?rstiden..
Aha, (mid)summer-potatoes. Then I can understand your reasoning, seeing what time of the year it is..
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Aha, (mid)sommarpot?ter. XD D? f?rst?r jag dina resonemang med tanke p? ?rstiden..
Aha, (mid)summer-potatoes. Then I can understand your reasoning, seeing what time of the year it is..
Tyv?rr inte. Och det roliga ?r, just nu har vi mest ?tit ris eller pasta.
Sadly not. And the funny part is, right now we've mostly eaten rice or pasta.
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Tyv?rr inte. Och det roliga ?r, just nu har vi mest ?tit ris eller pasta.
Sadly not. And the funny part is, right now we've mostly eaten rice or pasta.
Heligt bajs, ni... Ni g?r allst? p? kolhydrater just nu? Stackers dig! :ohdear:
Holy crap, you.. You mean you're all going on carbon hydrates right now? Poor you!
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I'd love to eat potatoes more often, but then I love potatoes :V
also to get hair like mine, watch more mecha anime BV
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And to make it swedish, wash it in potatoes.
Friggin potatoes are making me sick D:
Wow, och jag som trodde det var mellanmj?lk...
Wow, and I thought it was low-fat milk... (Everybody here seems to be on a permanent diet judging from their milk habits.)
Ja h?rna! ?? eru komnir fleiri fr? Skandinav?u. ??islegt.
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Heligt bajs, ni... Ni g?r allst? p? kolhydrater just nu? Stackers dig! :ohdear:
Holy crap, you.. You mean you're all going on carbon hydrates right now? Poor you!
Jag m?ste balansera, serru. F?rra m?naden s? blev det mest bara k?tt f?r min del(F?r att potatis=Min nemesis). Nu k?r jag mest kolhydrater, s? det finns ingen stackars h?r~
I gotta balance, ya see. Last month it was mostly just meat I ate(Because potatoes=My nemesis).
Now I'm mostly on carbon hydrates, so there's no need poor here~
@Tengu: Yes box, svenne h?r :3
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I am detecting a severe lack of Finnish in this thread.
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Jag m?ste balansera, serru. F?rra m?naden s? blev det mest bara k?tt f?r min del(F?r att potatis=Min nemesis). Nu k?r jag mest kolhydrater, s? det finns ingen stackars h?r~
I gotta balance, ya see. Last month it was mostly just meat I ate(Because potatoes=My nemesis).
Now I'm mostly on carbon hydrates, so there's no need poor here~
@Tengu: Yes box, svenne h?r :3
Are, are. Isl?nning! Du vet att ditt land fanns uplagt p? ebay, va?
Are, are. Icelander! You know that your counrty was up for sale on ebay, right?
Hmm, is?fall. Tomma kolhydrater som du inte g?r av med omvandlas till fett, s? f?rs?k att inte f? i dig f?r mycket.(Fast IOFS kanske du f?r mycket motion. Eller pluggar.)
Hmm, in that case. Empty carbonhydrates that you don't get rid of turns into fat, s? try not to eat too much of it. (Then again, maybe you exercise. Or study.)
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@Jawsi: En flott! ?sland h?rna.
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?sland hefur veri? ? ebay, af og til, s??an ebay var stofna?ur.
Iceland's been on ebay, off and on, since ebay started.
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I have just signed into law a bill outlawing the use of non-English.
The bombing will begin in five minutes.
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I have just signed into law a bill outlawing the use of non-English.
The bombing will begin in five minutes.
*sigh*
OK, Mr president..
But then you'd have to delete the whole "My Preciouds Thing" story.
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*sigh*
OK, Mr president..
But then you'd have to delete the whole "My Preciouds Thing" story.
Ever heard of precision bombing? >:D
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Ever heard of precision bombing? >:D
Artful Sacrifice?
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Artful Sacrifice?
Well, yes, por ejemplo. Wait, I didn't mean to say that!
OHSHI-
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Well, yes, por ejemplo. Wait, I didn't mean to say that!
OHSHI-
MASTER SPARK. :D
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Well, yes, por ejemplo. Wait, I didn't mean to say that!
OHSHI-
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
*Big fat yellow rodorollah just killed Iryan*
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I am detecting a severe lack of Finnish in this thread.
Kyll? on helepompaa olla suomalainen kun ei tarvitse lukea ja lausua hassusti sanoja kuten englannin kieless?, seh?n onkin maailman taantunein kieli.
okay I'd better stop now before this chaotic language starts corrupting your minds even though you ain't seen nothing yet
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Kyll? on helepompaa olla suomalainen kun ei tarvitse lukea ja lausua hassusti sanoja kuten englannin kieless?, seh?n onkin maailman taantunein kieli.
Yes!
I don't understand a word Finnish, but I just love the sound of it! :D
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I like my country for one reason.
And you'll never guess what that one reason is :3
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I like my country for one reason.
And you'll never guess what that one reason is :3
Hetalia pr0n?
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Hetalia pr0n?
...Okay, you guessed it :3
DenSu=Not so secret OTP
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Mi a j? ?let folyik itt ?s mi?rt nem ?rtek semmit?
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Mi a j? ?let folyik itt ?s mi?rt nem ?rtek semmit?
? ma?ur ef ?? skrifar eitthva? ? m??urm?li ??num ?? ver?ur ?? l?ka a? ???a ?a? yfir ? ensku.
Eh man if you write something in your native language, you have to translate it into English, too.
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/9586/okuustrangelove.jpg)
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<Only if you place it in WICKED COOL BRACKETS to show that it wasn't originally in English!!>
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wat r u guysyz doin get ut u hua,enz
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O MY FGH THSER TEERS R JUS SL CRISHNG!!!!!!!111!!!!
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suppa e we
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DaTS sOOso UmOsHunaL!!!
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OMG whi iz shue cryoing!!1?!!?!?!
Dear god, I can't write like that...
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dat's rite