>Request that UK stop screwing around and summon Detective Serpentarius to give a full report of the scene of the crime.
> You do so immediately. Bring out Detective Serpentarius to report the case!
> "Bring him, bring him!" GLaDOS cheers. "I like this girl."
> Serpentarius strolls in like a true gentlemen, full in suit, rose between his pearly white teeth as the lights of the court room reflect off his tan complexion. His dreamlike blue occuli scan the room with the cool and collected gaze of a man who knows he's just
hot.
> Either that, or he's feeling a bit under the weather.
> "Detective! State your name and occupation," UK says.
> Serp looks confused. "But you just said I was a dete--"
> "Name and occupation!"
> "Serpentarius, Detective at the Shrinemaidens."
> "Good. How about you tell us about the case?"
>>>> It's time for C-c-c-c-c-c-cross examination! You know how this works!
> "Well, the crime scene is the victim's mansion down the road. Two days ago, that's on August 27th, the victim invited the defendant to her mansion to go over the details of some plan the defendant had."
> "To this purpose, the victim invited the defendant into her personal study. This study has no windows, and cannot be entered except through the solely singular door. The door is made of steel. We even tried shooting it, but couldn't penetrate it."
> "Anyway, this door has a single lock mechanism that operates from the inside. It can't be brute-forced from the outside, and it didn't show any signs of vandalism. See, even the kitty-shaped doorknob was completely alright."
> "Between 9 PM and 12 AM, the victim died due to a bullet lodged in the brain... to put it bluntly, she was shot in the face with a gun. This is the gun."
> Serpentarius produces a small handgun known as a VOTE, and hands it to GLaDOS.
> "This is believed to be the exact murder weapon, and it was found to have only NeoSerela's fingerprints on it. The gun originated from Kitten4u's study."
>>>>>>
> "Very well. I guess it's time for a cross-examination. Defence, will you begin? Of course you will begin."
> Everyone looks at you expectantly again.
>_