Author Topic: What if...? (Read 164846 times)

Mimachiro · « **Reply #60 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:15:14 AM »

Someone will eventually ask to become a magical girl in exchange for Yukari being forced to have to give her real age when asked how old she is, in effect solving one of the greatest mysteries of the Touhou universe.

What if Sanae could cause explosions with her mind? (not like Flandre's ability; no "eye" grabbing required)

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #61 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:26:04 AM »

Gensokyo only exists in Akyu's charred records.

What if the members of MotK will be used as future characters for TH 47-## once ZUN has enough characters?

Momijibot · « **Reply #62 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:04:12 AM »

Momijibot playable?

YEUHHS.

What if Yukari was acutally Chen's Shikigami?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #63 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:08:04 AM »

The Yakumo Triangle would be complete....or so I quoted.

What if: Toho X Deathsmiles? (out of ideas, sorry)

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #64 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:16:49 AM »

Stuff would happen.

What if Touhou was called Uohuot?

CS · « **Reply #65 on:** September 19, 2011, 11:22:24 AM »

Then you'd have a okim as a main character whose ability is to walk, and her Drow Tsal is called Nevaeh Ysatnaf, where she sucks in bullets and walks into reality. The battle of Ukamnad will be a battle to see who can suck in the most amount of colourful bullets after appearing out of nowhere and making the sound nuuuhcip

What if Patchouli and Koa joined MotK?

☆ Hinalyte · « **Reply #66 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:20:43 PM »

Then a large library will appear.

What if the Mausoleum didn't get transported to Gensokyo?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #67 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:26:23 PM »

Still a Mausoleum, then.

What if somebody raped Hina Kagiyama?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #68 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:31:51 PM »

Humanity is in a plague.

What if I go full-on insurgent against the shrines in a badass, terrorist-like manner? (primarily against the hakurei) With fancy bombs and kidnapped youkai with technologies from the outside world! (oh look plot idea)

☆ Hinalyte · « **Reply #69 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:50:14 PM »

Then there will be no shrines and youkai.

What if Myouren was the UFO Stage 6 Boss?

Damien · « **Reply #70 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:29:59 PM »

Unzan and Rinnosuke will become his brofist partners

What if Mokou was possessed by Dark Phoenix Force from Marvel??

Mimachiro · « **Reply #71 on:** September 19, 2011, 10:22:10 PM »

Then Keine would have been IN's extra boss, and Mokou would have been made into a phantasm boss.

What if Kogasa had The Penguin's umbrella?

Sophilia · « **Reply #72 on:** September 20, 2011, 02:09:13 AM »

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKARAKASA

What if Yumeko and Sakuya switched masters for a week?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #73 on:** September 20, 2011, 05:26:23 AM »

Flandre would roam free and Remilia would be impaled, while Pandemonium would be a little bigger on the inside.

What if Momiji had a shotgun?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #74 on:** September 20, 2011, 06:34:47 AM »

The everyone has a gun in Gensokyo.

What if Hatate was bipolar?

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #75 on:** September 20, 2011, 06:44:35 AM »

Quote from: Ivan The Mouse on September 20, 2011, 06:34:47 AM

The everyone has a gun in Gensokyo.

What if Hatate was bipolar?

She would'nt have her own newspaper.

What if there was no Hatate?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #76 on:** September 20, 2011, 07:09:52 AM »

Then cellphone cameras in Gensokyo do not exist.

What if America discovered oil in Gensokyo?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #77 on:** September 20, 2011, 08:11:10 AM »

Yukari would be kicking some American ass, gap style.

What if Yukari succeeded in conquering the moon?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #78 on:** September 20, 2011, 03:24:20 PM »

Voila, the moon is gone.

What if the kappas and Human Village had a trade route?

Mimachiro · « **Reply #79 on:** September 20, 2011, 11:00:28 PM »

There would an increase in human drunks once Oni sake started being traded.

What if Tenshi though typhoons were more interesting than earthquakes?

Wolfsbane706 · « **Reply #80 on:** September 20, 2011, 11:51:31 PM »

Gensokyou would suddenly find itself with a monsoon season.

What if Meiling and Sakuya switched jobs?

Momijibot · « **Reply #81 on:** September 20, 2011, 11:59:24 PM »

The jokes about padded walls would never end.

What if Sakuya was a classy british boxer?

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #82 on:** September 21, 2011, 09:19:15 AM »

She would give Meiling the oldest lesson in fighting: The ol' 1 & 2

What if a lone squad of WW2 Commandos stumbled upon Gensokyo and became youkai from sheer soldiery?

CS · « **Reply #83 on:** September 21, 2011, 09:34:39 AM »

Then Rumia would've enjoyed a great buffet...

What if Kaguya started playing DotS?

Ivan The Mouse · « **Reply #84 on:** September 21, 2011, 01:36:50 PM »

Quote from: CS on September 21, 2011, 09:34:39 AM

Then Rumia would've enjoyed a great buffet...

>lone squad of WW2 Commandos
>became youkai from sheer soldiery
>Rumia eats them

Wait a second...

Quote from: CS on September 21, 2011, 09:34:39 AM

What if Kaguya started playing DotS?

Neet time!

What if someone stole something from Marisa?

[Y]oukai [J]esus · « **Reply #85 on:** September 21, 2011, 01:43:54 PM »

Quote from: Ivan The Mouse on September 21, 2011, 01:36:50 PM

>lone squad of WW2 Commandos
>became youkai from sheer soldiery
>Rumia eats them

Wait a second...

Neet time!

What if someone stole something from Marisa?

Somebodeh's gonna get a hurt real bad.

What if Marisa never stole Alice's precious thing?

CS · « **Reply #86 on:** September 21, 2011, 03:07:42 PM »

Quote

lone squad of WW2 Commandos
>became youkai from sheer soldiery
>Rumia eats them

Wait a second...

Youkai, humans, gods, who cares, they're all edible, just with different tastes...

Quote

Somebodeh's gonna get a hurt real bad.

What if Marisa never stole Alice's precious thing?

Then I would...

What if Yoshika guest-appears on Epic Meal Time, what with the whole undead theme this week...

Excelsus · « **Reply #87 on:** September 21, 2011, 03:32:16 PM »

It isnt epic enough without Yuyuko and Rumia

What if a Bullet hell game suddenly get popular but instead of touhou, it is another game that is full of male character, with zero female character, and then the company said we wont make a female character until touhou make a male character?

Reisen-tanith · « **Reply #88 on:** September 21, 2011, 05:12:16 PM »

Then we would reply, OBJECTION! Kourin is clearly a guy.
Or we would be pleased that they feel the need to mimic Touhou.

What if there were versions of Gensokyo around the world based on different mythological beliefs. IE Asgard, Camelot, Olympus, Atlantis Etc..

Hanzo K. · « **Reply #89 on:** September 21, 2011, 06:45:01 PM »

I'd be trying to break into each and every one of them to see what's going on there. (Still no luck on Atlantis yet though, but I'll find it someday...)
(Also, Unzan's a guy too, and ZUN himself said that Ichirin's really just his Hitbox and Mouthpiece.)

What if the King Arthur in the aforementioned Camelot was actually a certain blonde-haired swordswoman...?