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What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« on: May 07, 2012, 04:19:26 PM »
Works either ways, in-universe or in franchise terms.

For me it's the Industrialisation and/or the Modernisation of Gensokyo because it'd not look as good, it'd lose some of it's charm and I feel it'd cause Touhou to a lot of Spaceships and Mecha's unfortunately it feels like it's somewhat heading in that direction due to the faith gathering of the Moriya Shrine and the Kappas in general.

The appearance of the Dragon God because simply I dislike high powered God-like characters that could pretty much destroy everything, im not really a fan of dragons and well if it does appear the incident would have to be Gensokyo Changing.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 06:13:27 PM »
A Hollywood Touhou made to please western audiences.  The amount of facepalm I can't even imagine if there's ever a trailer or announcement of it somewhere.   :ohdear:

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 06:25:31 PM »
The end of it. But nothing lasts forever, so yeah :V
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 08:06:34 PM »
"Touhou 14: exclusively for the PS3!"

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2012, 08:19:42 PM »
Canon sex-scenes. Because just no.

"Touhou 14: exclusively for the PS3!"
How about Touhou "14: exclusively for Kinect!"?

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2012, 08:26:41 PM »
Mima or Sakuya to return :V

 I don't want any character to canonically die. And I don't mean Kaguya die where they can resurrect, or Yuyuko ghost return. I mean...ACTUALLY die and never come back in any way, shape, or form because ZUN wants to GUARANTEE that they won't return. Not even as a spirit or anything.

Gouki doesn't count. Characters that exists today :V

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2012, 08:28:27 PM »
"Touhou 14: exclusively for the PS3!"
This

Also, the end of Touhou would be pretty sad. I haven't stayed that long in this fandom, but I've stayed long enough to grow some close ties with it.

In terms of canon stuff... Well, I guess this would apply to most of you, but it would be sad if you learned that your favorite Touhou character will never appear in any future games or official printworks at all - this means not even being mentioned or appearing in game endings (dunno how that would happen, but if it does happen to Yuyuko, in my case, I'd feel quite angry and sad at the same time).

Any character to canonically die.
Lol but if a random 1st stage boss in future games die like Orange from LLS that would be... interesting
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2012, 08:29:24 PM »
Canon sex-scenes

 :3

Yeah, I mean, we survived without canon ones for years and I doubt anyone would like to see this in ZUN-art, anyways  :derp:

Aside from this... I am not sure what I should think about cameos from other series. I know there have been Touhou cameos elsewhere so that ~might~ be fair, but I don't really like the thought of having 3rd-parties appear, instead of the vague references which are plentily fine for me.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2012, 09:06:50 PM »
I'd like to not see Touhou get a complete closure to the point where you can't do fanworks anymore. Like rocks fall and everyone dies or Gensokyo ceasing to exist.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2012, 10:36:22 PM »
I don't think anything that I would fear would end up ever happening. Things like a decisive end game, characters dying, complete modernization, losing that 'oriental' charm; that just isn't how Touhou works and I doubt ZUN would ever take such a direction.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2012, 12:12:50 AM »
I don't want Ten Desires to happen again.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2012, 12:45:09 AM »
A story plot involving another group going all 'WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE'. UFO and TD did that plenty enough, methinks!
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2012, 04:16:26 AM »
Yoshika Zombie Apocalypse.

Non-zun musical score, third-party.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2012, 04:37:57 AM »
Recurring characters in non-spinoff titles in stages past the first.


Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2012, 01:31:31 AM »
Love of the romantic variety.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2012, 03:20:57 AM »
Love of the romantic variety.
Pretty much this.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2012, 03:57:46 AM »
Pretty much this.

I'm cool with just about anything else, but if yuri becomes canon then fuck it, I quit.

Is there much in the way of other options, though? :V

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2012, 03:58:37 AM »
I don't want Ten Desires to happen again.
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For me, if a game was made that prominently featured males. If it was just one boss or something as a token male, I wouldn't care, but an entire story based around men just isn't what I've come to associate with Touhou. >_>
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2012, 05:05:32 AM »
I don't want my Touhous to grow up.  I want my lolis to be lolis forever!  Also don't want to see Youmu dropped from future games.  It'd be a shame to see her go after the treatment she got with her TD shot type.  Nevermind that it's technically the best shot, it's awkward as hell and she deserves better :(.

Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2012, 07:35:07 AM »
I don't want my Touhous to grow up.  I want my lolis to be lolis forever! 

This. And

I don't want Ten Desires to happen again.

This.

And of course, the inclusion of male characters. Rinnosuke doesn't count since he doesn't make in-game appearances and Unzan doesn't count either because it's hilarious and because i think of him more as Ichirin's weapon than an actual boss.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2012, 08:02:43 AM »
All of a sudden I feel shunned for preferring seeing the chars with some age on them. :(

Well, except for the ones that are obviously kid-sized like Suwako and Flandre, anyway.

(Or is "growing up" here basically meaning anything beyond mid-20s?)

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2012, 08:06:59 AM »
Anything beyond puberty is intolerable!

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2012, 08:27:38 AM »
This will definitely need some context if quoted in the future, but yes, I agree, I agree.

Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2012, 08:58:26 AM »
Is there much in the way of other options, though? :V

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2012, 09:44:19 AM »
Don't want Marisa becoming a youkai, as a good deal of interpretations claim.

If that one theory about Reimu and Marisa's appearance in Seihou is supposed to be what happens to them I'll be a bit disappointed.

The point she wasn't born with superior power already and that her abilities are something that I think is implied she worked for is something I rather admire. The entire point someone known simply as an Ordinary Magician is keeping ground against youkai and other types of supernatural beings (albeit because of the spellcard rules you could say) is a concept I rather enjoy. I guess it comes from my pro-humanism beliefs and just seeing her become a youkai because her humanity is what limits her capabilities in magic just seems... I'unno, disappointing. I guess I'm just against how it seems like youkai are made out to be this group that is all around better than humanity in every way.

Though then again I guess you could say the whole point Vivit, a human creation, was capable of defeating both her in her supposed youkai form and Reimu back to back without the ability to use magic kinda fixes that. Buuut Seihou isn't exactly a form of canon to be using.
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2012, 08:36:34 PM »
I want ten desires to happen again BV

Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2012, 08:55:24 PM »
it becoming something like warhammer 40k serious grimdark would be a bit of a turn off if it happened.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #27 on: May 09, 2012, 10:40:09 PM »
CtC becomes canon

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #28 on: May 09, 2012, 11:01:23 PM »
I never really considered this kind of question.

I guess I wouldn't want the direction of the series to change; I don't want STGs replaced as the 'main thing'. Having fighting games and PoFV/PoDD-style games as spinoffs is fine but nothing more.

I guess I'm just against how it seems like youkai are made out to be this group that is all around better than humanity in every way.
That is kind of the case, though. If a human gets all-powerful, they're still human, but their power makes them feared/shunned and they 'become' youkai.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2012, 02:26:59 PM »
Touhou goes 3D with modern graphic quality.

I am super fine with Touhou interface. In fact, I really love it. For me, Touhou provides traditional values, eye-pleasing interface, oriental feel, and simple beauty.
That being said, I don't want to see the day it changes.