Author Topic: Judge Shiki  (Read 14047 times)

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

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Judge Shiki
« on: April 22, 2011, 08:16:23 PM »
A domestic dispute gets heated between a local priestess and her unemployed junkie girlfriend.  An affluent homeowner complains that she keeps on seeing her neighbor's cat in her bushes and wants it gone.  And a local news reporter is in hot water for a potentially libelous article detailing the illicit activities of a security guard while on duty.

All this, today on Judge Shiki!

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 08:23:45 PM »
It's a rerun.

Serp

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 08:24:19 PM »
You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Eiki Shiki.  The youkai are real.  The sins are real.  The judgements are black and white.  This is her danmaku trial.  This is Judge Shiki.
[15:13] <Sana> >:<

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 08:35:16 PM »
Bailiff!  Bring in the first case!

Tamashii Kanjou

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 08:39:23 PM »
This thread is the Yama's Black/White Courtroom.
Shinigamis are slacking and being gathered. Please watch warmly until they are beaten.
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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 08:40:02 PM »
Reimu Hakurei, shrine priestess of the Hakurei Shrine, accuses Suika Ibuki, her oni common law partner, of being a layabout and a drunk, and wants Suika to either pay her share of the bills, or move out immediately.

Komachi Onozuka

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 08:47:00 PM »
Kyaaaaaaaaaa~ do I have to Shiki-sama :( I was having a good nap, can't you just do the case tomorrow?

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 08:47:40 PM »
No, the cases will be done now, now get off your ass and call in the plaintiff and the defendant!

HakureiSM

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 08:48:39 PM »
* Haku pokes a hole in Miss Onozuka's boat.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 08:49:56 PM »
* Purvissimo throws a chair!

...Whups, wrong show!

Komachi Onozuka

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2011, 08:50:21 PM »
I-I can't find them Shiki-sama!  Please don't hurt me, I looked everywhere I swear! :ohdear:

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2011, 08:51:07 PM »
Ugh fine, cut to commercial, hopefully they'll get here by then or I'm charging them both with contempt of court! >:(

Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 08:51:17 PM »
I wonder if there will be dancing lobsters after court is adjourned.

...wait, that's the wrong show too, I think. Dang it.

Helepolis

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2011, 09:00:38 PM »
* Helepolis grabs popcorn.

So, where is the case and suspect ?

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2011, 09:08:43 PM »
Will the defendant and prosecutor be in bathrobes, try to attack the other, and, by acting properly, get sprayed by the audience?
...wait, wrong show.

Bring on the case!
C:DOS> ayayaya.mid
Bad command or file name

C:>_

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2011, 09:09:36 PM »
So, where is the case and suspect ?

You, Hele. Accused of daily indecent behavior that involves gungnirs, old hags and a certain troll-cow.  :derp:

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2011, 09:10:16 PM »
defendant and prosecutor
It's either defendant and plaintiff or defense attorney and prosecutor. Stop mixing up case types.

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2011, 09:14:00 PM »

Tamashii Kanjou

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2011, 09:14:21 PM »
Or... maybe it's a hidden trap set up to gather us all in here to be judged...

What a twist that would be.  :3


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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2011, 09:20:45 PM »
Or... maybe it's a hidden trap set up to gather us all in here to be judged...

What a twist that would be.  :3

That would wind up in 90% of us being in tears. Trust me.
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Tamashii Kanjou

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2011, 09:31:54 PM »
We thank you for waiting. We are now back with Judge Shiki. Please remember, all judgements shall be done in black and white; if you don't agree it, be ready to repent.  :3

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2011, 09:39:36 PM »
We thank you for waiting. We are now back with Judge Shiki. Please remember, all judgements shall be done in black and white; if you don't agree it, be ready to repent.  :3
Where's the action? I see none. And I see color.

Helepolis

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2011, 09:53:57 PM »
You, Hele. Accused of daily indecent behavior that involves gungnirs, old hags and a certain troll-cow.  :derp:
This is blasphemy, I claim innocence on all charges.

Tamashii Kanjou

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2011, 10:03:30 PM »
The question is, do you have anyone who can back up said claim?  :3

...

Wait, I'm taking over slightly. (Bows) I'm sorry, Shikieiki.  :ohdear:

Spidere

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2011, 10:10:25 PM »
* Purvissimo throws a chair!

...Whups, wrong show!

OH MY GOD A CHAIR!

XephyrEnigma

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2011, 10:28:02 PM »
Cover your heads people!
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Mimachiro

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2011, 10:37:36 PM »
Flying chairs? It's like Judge Judy meets Jerry Springer. :3

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E-Nazrin

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Re: Judge Shiki
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2011, 12:13:06 AM »
I'm hearing a lot of things but none of them are about the judge's legs.
There was something here once. Wonder what...