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Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #180 on: February 09, 2011, 08:33:39 PM »
How many questions do you think you can still answer?
Will you answer all my questions?
Did you know I have a lotta questions?
I think i'm going to stop asking now?
Okay that one above didnt really need a question mark?

Tengukami

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #181 on: February 09, 2011, 08:38:08 PM »
How many questions do you think you can still answer?
Will you answer all my questions?
Did you know I have a lotta questions?
I think i'm going to stop asking now?
Okay that one above didnt really need a question mark?

Yes.

I was actually thinking of leaving this open only for the next 24 hours, then locking it up. I think by that point, everyone who will have wanted to ask something will have done so by then. Or maybe I'll just leave this thread open until it dies a natural death.

I haven't decided. I guess we'll see!

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

チソウ タイゼン

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #182 on: February 09, 2011, 10:23:24 PM »
thread for the DLS board
y/n


Solais

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #183 on: February 09, 2011, 11:30:18 PM »
We actually agree on something?

Although I have to pull out my NERD card and declare that Sisko wasn't technically a Captain until halfway through the show.  And even then he ran a space station, not the flagship of the Federation.  That being said he was a complete badass and his episode with Q is probably the best episode ever.  Watching him show no patience for Qs antics and putting his ass in place was glorious.

Yes. That episode.

(Also, he got his own Cool Ship later, though he rented it to Worf during the 8th movie.)

(And we actually agreed on other things before. :V)

Polttopallo

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #184 on: February 09, 2011, 11:44:53 PM »
old copy pasta:

001. What?s your given name?
002. Do you have a middle name?
003. What?s your last name?
004. Do you got a nickname?
005. Age?
006. Gender?
007. Date of birth?
008. Zodiac sign?
009. Where do you live?
010. Do you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend?
011. What?s his/ her name?
012. Have you ever been in love? Tell the name.
013. What?s your favorite color?
014. Are you pierced?
015. What?s your favorite song?
016. Do you have any tattoos or wanna get any?
017. If yes, what kind of and which bodypart(s)?
018. Where do you shop?
019. Your hair color?
020. Your eye color?
021. Your body height?
022. Have you ever tried any drugs?
023. Do you smoke?
024. Which label?
025. What kind of music you like?
026. Who are your best friends (RL)?
027. Who are your best friends (online)?
028. If you?re a girl, what kind of Make-Up do you use?
029. What kind of shampoo you use?
030. How long is your hair?
031. Do you like shopping?
032. Where do you go to for advice?
033. What?s your pet?
034. What are you doing for having some fun?
035. How many phones you have at home?
036. How many televisions does your home have?
037. What?s your favourite food?
038. Which celebrity do you look like?
039. What?s your weekend like?
040. What?s your way to sleep?
041. Do you have stuffed animals?
042. Do you sleep in total darkness or with a little light?
043. What is your favorite TV show?
044. What kind of perfume do you wear?
045. Do you have your own telephone?
046. What?s your number?
047. Did you ever do something stupid? Tell about!
048. What kind of clothes do you wear when you?re asleep?
049. Label of your shoes?
050. What is your favorite (soft) drink?
051. What kind of words do you use the most?
052. What kind of personality are you?
053. What?s your favorite car?
054. Do you like my questions?
055. What?s the ugliest person you know?
056. Are you famous?
057. What?s your most embarrassing experience?
058. If you were granted three wishes, what would they be?
059. Do you want to get married?
060. Place?
061. Do you pray?
062. Is the glass half empty or half full?
063. Are you right or left handed?
064. Which word best describes your personality?
065. Would you ever cheat on your partner?
066. What?s the best name for a girl/boy?
067. Lucky number:
068. What would you change about yourself, if you could?
069. Did you ever try to kill yourself?
070. What?s your favorite restaurant?
071. What do you hate the most?
072. What?s the most horrible name known to you?
073. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
074. How old are they? What?s their name?
075. Do they look nice?
076. What do you first notice about a boy/girl?
077. Do you have any addictions?
078. Do you like juwels?
079. Who would you like to be?
080. Does boys or girls have it easier?
081. How much taller or smaller would you like to be? Or are you happy to get high heels?
082. Do you like to dance?
083. Do you like to party?
084. Do you like to play tricks on people?
085. If yes, tell about!
086. What is you?re favorite school subject?
087. Who?s the funniest person you know?
088. What time is it now?
089. Do you want to go to college?
090. What do you want to study?
091. What?s the name of the school you attend?
095. Is it nice there?
096. Do you like video games?
097. What?s your favorite video game?
098. Dou you get enough sleep?
099. Are you a day or night person?
100. Can you define love?
101. How often do you take a shower?
102. Do you get along with your parents?
103. Did you ever lie to your parents?
104. Tell why!
105. Do you believe in destiny?
106. What do you want to be?
107. Have you ever had a flight?
108. How did it feel?
109. How many rooms do you have in your house/ apartment?
110. Do you like to flirt?
111. Do you curse a lot?
112. Have you ever thought you had to die?
113. Tell about!
114. Have you ever had (or thought you had) a paranormal experience?
115. The best feeling:
116. What is your favorite flower?
117. What does your room look like?
118. Do you follow a religion?
119. How would you describe yourself as a person?
120. Do you believe in reincarnation?
121. Do you believe in black magic?
122. Did you ever try it?
123. Do you believe that there is one person made just for you?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. What color is your toothbrush?
126. How often do you brush your teeth?
127. Growing up, who was your favorite cartoon characters?
128. Do you have a job?
129. What?s your favorite fruit?
130. What?s your favorite vegetable?
131. What?s your favorite sweets?
132. What was the best day of your life?
133. Tell why!
134. Do you play a musical instrument?
135. Do you use deodorant?
136. What deodorant you use?
137. Who?s the cutest girl around?
138. Who?s the cutest boy around?
139. Who?s the cutest, famous person?
140. Do you wear nail polish at the moment?
141. Color?
142. How many rings/ bracelets you wear?
143. What?s your favorite toothpaste?
144. Are you tired?
145. Do you have scars?
146. Did you ever cry because of a girl (if you?re male) or boy (if you?re female)?
147. Do you like lollipops?
148. What are you thinking about right now?
149. Don?t look!!! What kind of underwear you?re wearing at the moment?
150. Who makes you laugh?
151. Who?s your favorite schoolteacher?
152. Do you have a driver license?
153. How many pillows do you have on your bed?
154. What?s the weirdest/ worst nightmare you ever had?
155. Will you tell me any of your secrets?
156. What don?t you understand about the opposite gender?
157. What is your favorite clothing label?
158. What?s your favorite activity?
159. What?s your favorite game?
160. What are your favorite shoes?
161. What?s your favorite color?
162. Do I start to annoy you?
163. What?s your favorite newspaper?
164. What?s your favorite radio station?
165. What?s your favorite television program?
166. What?s your favorite website?
167. Who?s your favorite poet?
168. What?s your favorite song?
169. What?s your favorite country?
170. What?s your favorite travel destination?
171. What?s your favorite sports?
172. What?s your favorite sports channel?
173. What kind of car do you drive?
174. What?s the most romantic thing that has ever happend to you?
175. What?s the worst feeling?
176. What is your biggest wish?
177. What is your biggest failing?
178. How would you characterize yourself?
179. What is the most important thing in your life?
180. What would be the worst in your life?
181. How far would you go to get what you want?
182. Do you hold your friends in high regards?
183. Why?
184. Have you ever been in love?
185. With whom will you spend your life?
186. Do you believe you?ve found your true love?
187. How you recognize he/she is the one and only?
188. Have you ever slept in the same bed with the opposite gender?
189. Where do you want to spend your honeymoon?
190. How many children would you like/are planning to have?
191. What would you call your baby daughter?
192. What would you call your baby son?
193. Who is the coolest person you know?
194. Who is the nicest person you know?
195. Who is the most intelligent person you know?
196. Who is the most stupid person you know?
197. Who is the most beautiful person you know?
198. Who is the most beautiful and famous person you know?
199. What?s the ugliest person you know?
200. What is the sexiest thing about the opposite gender?
201. Would you like to be famous?
202. Who do you admire?
203. If you could meet anyone dead or alive, who would you like to meet?
204. What?s the weirdest/funniest name you have heard?
205. What do you think of....:

- Talkshows:
- Shopping:
- Friends:
- Chocolate:
- Winnie the Pooh:
- Night or day:
- Kosovo:

206. Decide.....:

- Truth or White lie?
- Summer or Winter?
- Honest or not?
- Friendship or Love?
- Day or Night?
- Saturday or Sunday?
- Chocolate- or Vanilla Ice-cream?
- Pepsi or Coca Cola?
- Ink or Pencil?
- Bacon or Croutons?
- Serious or Funny?
- Full cream milk or Long living?
- Simple or Difficult?
- Law or Anarchy?
- Flowers or Angel?
- Painting or Writing?
- Color photo or black/white?
- Sunrise or Sunset?
- Rap or Rock?
- 6 or 7?
- Get up late or wake up late?
- French or Latin?
- Leather- or knitted wallet?
- Apple or Orange?
- Emerald or Ruby?
- Left or Right?
- Leonardo di Caprio or Tom Cruise?
- Gold or Silver?
- Cat or Dog?
- Mustard or Ketchup?
- Newspaper or Magazine?
- Black or White?
- Good or Evil?
- Sandals or Sneakers?
- Embrace or Kiss?
- Happy or Unhappy?
- Chips or Popcorn?
- Life or Death?
- Soccer, Tennis or Handball?
- Parquet, Flagstones or Carpet?
- Greece or Italy?
- Banned or Damned?
- Man or Woman?
- Math or Physics?
- Sorcerer or Magician?
- Mountain or anything else?
- White whine or Red whine?
- Vodka or Tequila?
- Skatboard or Roller skates?
- Bed or Chair?
- Bicycle or Bus?
- Romantic?
- Flexible?
- Creative?
- Dreamy?
- Credulous?
- Canny?

269. Have you ever been assassinated?
270. Do you eat the stalks on the broccoli?
271. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
272. What kind of job do you have?
273. When your home phone rings, how long do you wait until you pick it up?
274. When you type, are your fingers in correct positioning?
275. What does your mousepad look like?
276. What was the last movie you seen?
277. How many CDs do you own?
278. What is your favorite CD?
279. What?s your last bought CD (-Rom)?
280. How was your weekend?
281. Who was the last person you talked to?
282. What?s the prettiest thing you?ve ever seen?
283. How are you feeling right now?
284. What are you thinking about right now?
285. Do you believe in miracles?
286. What?s the sense of life?
287. What happens after death?
288. What do you think you have learned from life so far?
289. Are you grumpy in the morning?
290. What is the amount of time you spend on an average phone call?
291. On average, how many phone calls do you get per day?
292. On average, how many cell phone calls do you make in a day?
293. Have you ever had sex?
294. At what age was your first time having sex?
295. Do you have a gramophone?
296. What?s your favorite record?
297. How many posters do you have in your room?
298. How many calendars do you currently have?
299. Do you save old calendars?
300. Do you like graffiti painting?
301. How do you define a perfect teacher?
302. How do you definde a perfect best friend?
303. What was your biggest fashion disaster?
304. What philosophy do you follow?
305. How often do you cry?
306. Why?
307. How often do you laugh?
308. Why?
309. What is the stupidest movie you have ever seen?
310. Are you superstitious?
311. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?
312. What is the most insulting thing anyone ever said to you?
313. What would you do if you never had so much money, you wouldn't have to work for your WHOLE life?
314. Where is your most favorite place that you have already been?
315. Do you see yourself as a typical girl/boy?
316. Why or why not?
317. 7 questions left....do you feel fine?
318. Count the letters typed by yourself until last question!
319. Have you ever broken bones in your body?
320. How did it happen?
321. Have you ever had an operation?
322. Better an open enemy than a false friend?
323. Have you ever received a marriage proposal? What did you say?
324. What is heroic about you?
325. What is social about you? What do you like about people?
326. Of what benefit could you be to the current group?
327. Why would you choose to join the current group?
328. Invent an adventure/plot that your character would actively undertake.
329. What is your real, birth name? What name do you use?
330. Do you have a nickname? What is it, and where did you get it?
331. What do you look like? Be specific.
332. How do you dress most of the time?
333. How do you "dress up?"
334. How do you "dress down?"
335. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
336. Do you wear any jewelry? Why?
337. In your opinion, what is your best feature?
338. What's your real birth date?
339. Where do you live? Describe it: Is it messy, neat, avant-garde, sparse, etc.?
340. Do you own a car? Describe it.
341. What is your most prized mundane possession? Why do you value it so much?
342. What one word best describes you?
343. What was your family like?
344. Who was your father, and what was he like?
345. Who was your mother, and what was she like?
346. What was your parents? marriage like? Were they married? Did they remain married? If not, what caused them to divorce?
347. What were your siblings? names? What were they like?
348. What's the worst thing one of your siblings ever did to you? What's the worst thing you've done to one of your siblings?
349. When's the last time you saw any member of your family? Where are they now?
350. Did you ever meet any other family members? Who were they? What did you think of them?
351. What is your first memory?
352. What was your favorite toy?
353. What was your favorite game?
354. Any non-family member adults stick out in your mind? Who were they, and how did you know them? Why do they stick out?
355. Who was your best friend when you were growing up?
356. What is your fondest childhood memory?
357. What is your worst childhood memory?
358. How old were you when you went on your first date?
359. It is common for one's view of authority to develop in their adolescent years. What is your view of authority, and what event most affected it?
360. Did you go to high school? What were you like in high school? With whom did you associate?
361. What were your high school goals? What was your high school attitude?
362. Who was your idol when you were growing up? Who did you first fantasize about in your life?
363. What is your favorite memory from adolescence?
364. What is your least favorite memory from adolescence?
365. What is your job? Do you like it? If you?re unemployed, where does your money come from?
366. What is your boss or employer like?
367. What are your co-workers like? Do you get along with them? Any in particular? Which ones don't you get along with? Why not?
368. What is something you had to learn for this job that you hated?
369. Do you tend to save, spend, or invest your money? How, and on what? Why?
370. What are your hobbies?
371. Who is your closest mundane friend? Describe them and how you relate to them.
372. Who is your worst mundane enemy? Describe them and why you don't get along.
373. Which bands do you like? Why?
374. Which tape or CD hasn't left your player since you purchased it? Why not?
375. Which song is your favorite song? Why?
376. What is your favorite movie of all time?
377. What book or books did you enjoy reading the most? What did you enjoy about them?
378. Do you watch TV? What do you watch?
379. When it comes to mundane politics, do you care? If so, which way do you tend to vote? If not, why don't you care?
380. In what types of places do you hang out with your mundane friends?
381. In what types of places do you hang out with your normal friends?
382. What annoys you more than anything else?
383. What would be the perfect gift for you?
384. What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? What is its beauty?
385. What kind of weather is your favorite?
386. Can you eat? If so, do you enjoy it? If not, do you resent that you cannot eat?
387. If you can eat, what is your favorite food? What is your least favorite food?
388. What is your favorite drink?
389. What is your favorite animal? Why?
390. Do you have any pets? Do you want pets? In a perfect world, what kind would they be?
391. What does the best job at calming you down?
392. What do people that you know do that annoys you? What are your pet peeves?
393. What kinds of things embarrass you? Why?
394. What don't you like about yourself?
395. How would you like to look?
396. Would you consider yourself straight, gay, bi-sexual, or something else? Why?
397. Who was the first person you had sex with? When did it happen? What was it like?
398. Have you ever had a same-sex experience? Who was it with, what was it like, and how did it go?
399. What is your deepest, most well hidden sexual fantasy? Would you ever try it?
400. What was the wildest thing you've ever done, sexually? Who was it with and when did it happen?
401. Is there any sexual activity that you enjoy and/or practice regularly that can be considered non-standard? (bondage, fantasy play, etc.) Why do you like it?
402. Is there any sexual activity that you will not, under any circumstances, do?
403. Do you currently have a lover? What is their name, and what is your relationship like? What are they like? Why are you attracted to them?
404. What is the perfect romantic date?
405. Describe the perfect romantic partner for you.
406. Are you resentful about not being able to have sex? What about not being able to give birth?
407. What is more important - sex or intimacy? Why?
408. What was your most recent relationship like? Who was it with? How serious was it?
409. What's the worst thing you've done to someone you loved?
410. How old were you when you first got drunk? What was the experience like? Did anything good come of it? Did anything bad come of it?
411. Do you drink on a regular basis, be it daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, etc.?
412. What kind of alcohol do you prefer?
413. Have you ever tried any other kind of "mood altering" substance? What did you experience?
414. What do you think of drugs and alcohol? Are there any people should not do? Why or why not?
415. Of which one act in your past are you most ashamed? Of which one act in your past are you most proud?
416. Have you ever been in an argument? Over what, with whom, and who won? Did it turn physical?
417. Have you ever been in a physical fight before? Over what, with whom, and who won?
418. About what do you feel most strongly?
419. About what do you pretend to feel strongly, just to impress people? Why that particular thing?
420. What trait do you find most admirable in others, and how often do you find it in other people?
421. Is there anything you feel should be censored in art or the media (such as sex, violence, or greed)? If so, what and why, and if not, why not?
422. Do you have any feelings in general that you are disturbed by? What are they? What is their source? Why do they disturb you?
423. What is your religious view of things? What religion, if any, do you call your own?
424. Before your Awakening, were you religious? What religion were you? How has that changed?
425. Do you think the future is hopeful? Why?
426. Is an ounce of prevention really worth a pound of cure? Which is more valuable? Why do you feel this way?
427. What's the worst thing that can be done to another person? Why?
428. What's the worst thing you could actually do to someone you hated?
429. Are you a better as a leader, a follower, or an outsider? Why? Which has your environment and life forced you to be? How did you get forced into that position?
430. What is your responsibility to the world, if any? Why do you think that?
431. Do you think redemption is possible? If so, can anyone be redeemed, or are there only certain circumstances that can be? If not, why do you think nothing can redeem itself?
432. Is it okay for you to cry? When was the last time you cried?
433. Overall, what do you think is wrong with most people?
434. When did you Awaken? What was it like?
435. What do you think now of being supernatural? Is it cool, or have you been cursed?
436. Do/Did you have a mentor? Who is/was he/she? How did you become their student?
437. Do you have any magical items? Where did you get them? How do you use them?
438. Think of a major event that happened during your training. What was it?
439. What is something you had to learn during your training that you hated? Why did you hate it?
440. What is the thing that has frightened you most? Do you think there is anything out there that's scarier than that? What do you think that would be?
441. Has anyone you've cared about died? How did it happen? How do you feel about it?
442. What was the worst injury you've ever received? How did it happen?
443. How ticklish are you? Where are you ticklish? Who knows that you?re ticklish?
444. What is your current long-term goal? Why?
445. What is your current short-term goal? Why?
446. Do you have any bad habits? What are they? Do you plan to get rid of them? How?
447. If you were a mundane person, what would you do with your life? What occupation would you have, and how would you spend all your time? Did you have this occupation at one time? How is the answer to this question different from how you spend your time now?
448. What time period do you wish you had lived in? Why? What appeals to you about this era?
449. How private of a person are you? Why? What parts of you do you keep private? Why?
450. If you were to gain an obscenely large sum of money (via an inheritance, a lawsuit, a lottery, etc.) what would you do with it?
451. If you found a genie and had one wish, what would you wish for?
452. What do you do when you are bored?
453. What is the most frightening potential handicap or disfigurement you can conceive of? What makes it so frightening?
454. Well done Do you like me?
455. How was that for questions?

Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #185 on: February 09, 2011, 11:48:24 PM »
You might as well ask for his Credit Card number while you're at it

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #186 on: February 10, 2011, 12:48:47 AM »
What's your credit card number? :V

Also which do you like most - biology, chemistry, or physics?

Tengukami

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #187 on: February 10, 2011, 01:17:15 AM »
questions

If you can correctly identify the significance of the following sequence of characters, I will answer each and every question:

N3 79 4N

What's your credit card number? :V

Don't have a credit card!

Also which do you like most - biology, chemistry, or physics?

Probably biology, because there was less math involved, and seeing how life develops is fascinating. Not knocking chemistry or physics, mind you, just like something less dry.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

HakureiSM

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #188 on: February 10, 2011, 01:22:34 AM »
Shouldn't one at least buy another a drink before before deciding to plow him/her?
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Tengukami

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #189 on: February 10, 2011, 01:29:05 AM »
Shouldn't one at least buy another a drink before before deciding to plow him/her?

It's just common courtesy. But something classy, like a Singapore Sling or a Mai Tai.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Whatthe

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #190 on: February 10, 2011, 01:39:22 AM »
If you can correctly identify the significance of the following sequence of characters, I will answer each and every question:

N3 79 4N

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=N3+79+4N

:smug:

(Thanks, Suikama!)

Tengukami

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #191 on: February 10, 2011, 01:45:19 AM »
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=N3+79+4N

:smug:

(Thanks, Suikama!)

Incorrect. The equation is right, but that's not the significance of that sequence of characters.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #192 on: February 10, 2011, 02:34:07 AM »
Is it related to bench-pressing in any way?

Tengukami

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #193 on: February 10, 2011, 02:38:20 AM »
Is it related to bench-pressing in any way?

Nope.

Anyway, this is Dodgeball's to answer. If he gets it, his wall of 451 questions are answered. If someone else gets the solution before he does, they won't be.

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #194 on: February 10, 2011, 02:47:38 AM »
What are your feelings and/or beliefs on the origin of the universe?

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #195 on: February 10, 2011, 02:48:04 AM »
How do you unscrew a dolphin?
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #196 on: February 10, 2011, 02:51:15 AM »
If you can correctly identify the significance of the following sequence of characters, I will answer each and every question:

N3 79 4N
The tail number of the crashed plane carrying Buddy Holly

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #197 on: February 10, 2011, 02:57:01 AM »
What are your feelings and/or beliefs on the origin of the universe?

For the most part, I go by the current scientific consensus on the matter, because those people are a lot more educated than I am and have spent their careers studying that sort of thing. The same way I don't come up with my own ideas about how hydrogen binds with carbon. There's probably one answer, and it's one that'd take far more work than I'm willing to expend to find.

How do you unscrew a dolphin?

Look for the seam behind the dorsal fin. Get a spoon in there, and push it all the way around the dolphin, breaking the seal. Then you should be able to unscrew the latter half of the dolphin.

The tail number of the crashed plane carrying Buddy Holly

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Thank you, Suikama. Now I won't have to answer those questions. Everyone thank him!

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #198 on: February 10, 2011, 03:13:16 AM »
Thanks for helping avoid the death of the topic by making Ammy answer 400 stupid questions :V
No seriously
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #199 on: February 10, 2011, 03:15:44 AM »
 8)

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #200 on: February 10, 2011, 03:28:51 AM »
GJ, Suikama :toot:

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #201 on: February 10, 2011, 03:54:01 AM »
Well done Suikama.

What killed rock?

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #202 on: February 10, 2011, 04:13:00 AM »
I know this is probably gonna be a no, absolutely or something but:

If there was a moment in your life that you could change it for the better that might/not lead to how your life is right now in this very moment, would you wanna change it for the better? Like you know, maybe meet another high school sweetheart and got into a supercharged three way relationship while helping homeless children with the salvation army and becoming a millionaire etc?
or would you just choose the way it is now? The plain and ordinary not much hip-hop over here?
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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #203 on: February 10, 2011, 04:25:14 AM »
Hey Ammy, why did you choose Amaterasu?
Where did you originally lived in?
Why did you want to become a teacher?
Do you really like hardball questions that becomes a bit personal?

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #204 on: February 10, 2011, 04:45:11 AM »
Look for the seam behind the dorsal fin. Get a spoon in there, and push it all the way around the dolphin, breaking the seal. Then you should be able to unscrew the latter half of the dolphin.

But you only have screwdriver.



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Recommendations?
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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #205 on: February 10, 2011, 01:26:18 PM »
What killed rock?

THE MAN killed rock. Superbowl halftime killed Rock. Pepsi and Coke killed rock.

If there was a moment in your life that you could change it for the better that might/not lead to how your life is right now in this very moment, would you wanna change it for the better? Like you know, maybe meet another high school sweetheart and got into a supercharged three way relationship while helping homeless children with the salvation army and becoming a millionaire etc?
or would you just choose the way it is now? The plain and ordinary not much hip-hop over here?

You know, looking back over nearly 40 years, I do see a number of missed opportunities and mistakes of choice made. However, it's those choices I made that brought me where I am today, and I'm honestly happy with where I am. If there's anything at all I'd do over, it's the times I hurt people when it could have been avoided. You never forget those. You just try not to repeat them.

Hey Ammy, why did you choose Amaterasu?

Mostly because I like the story of her, and that a goddess represents the sun. In many other mythologies, the sun is male. I believe many of the Germanic mythos, including Scandinavia, depict the sun as female as well. As the life-giver, the sun has always seemed feminine to me. So that'd be why.

Where did you originally lived in?

Baltimore!

Why did you want to become a teacher?

I've had some pretty inspirational English teachers who got me excited about language, reading and writing. I'd like to get other kids excited about these things, too. No matter what the subject is, it's always best when the teacher seems to have an actual passion for the subject. So I'd like to take part in passing on what was given to me.

Do you really like hardball questions that becomes a bit personal?

Sure, why not? I'll divulge almost anything that won't compromise the privacy of others.

Recommendations?

Oh, mostly I've been listening to stuff you're probably already familiar with, like Syrufit, REDALiCE, Alstroemeria Records, Shibayan Records and such.

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #206 on: February 10, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »
Now here is the million dollar question:
How are babbies formed?

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #207 on: February 10, 2011, 01:39:43 PM »
Now here is the million dollar question:
How are babbies formed?

By fucking.

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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #208 on: February 10, 2011, 01:40:34 PM »
What was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

What are your current life goals/dreams?

If you had the worst nightmare that could possibly imagine, what would happen in it? What about the most fantastic dream you could possibly imagine?

You are cast away indefinitely on a desert island. Choose eight pieces of music, a book (you are automatically given the Complete Works of Shakespeare and either the Bible or another appropriate religious or philosophical work), and one luxury which must be inanimate and of no use in escaping the island or allowing communication from outside. Ignore the issue of starvation, etc.

If given a choice, where would you go for a vacation?

What do you do/like to do in your free time?

If you could do any one thing in the world (i.e. if you were granted one wish to change one aspect of society, do any one thing, etc.) what would you do?

Edit: What's the best way to eat for cheap if you're a student?
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Re: Ask A Middle-Aged Guy
« Reply #209 on: February 10, 2011, 01:43:49 PM »