> "You can't forget what you never saw before," the boy cosplaying as Nazrin said.
> Kick Lem in the Gambino
> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
>Abuse godmother powers
> Tewi autobombs
> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
Its time to unleash the spellcards
> [truth sign, Pesco wins You lose].
> "I got yer Gambino right here!" Lem fired a well-placed shot into Pesco's skull for massive damage.
Its time to unleash the spellcards
> [truth sign, Pesco wins You lose].
> Lem has antispellcard armor. Lem sprays you with tons of bullets ala Remilia's fourth nonspell. You die. Continue? y/n
> Lem has antispellcard armor. Lem sprays you with tons of bullets ala Remilia's fourth nonspell. You die. Continue? y/n
>The parser inflicts serious damage to this nonbeliever, Gengetu Rape Time style.
>Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
> Lem is blasted back onto the rails and is hit by a train piloted a little man in a green hat. Lem is sent to the netherrealm, where he marries Yuyuko and becomes the prince of ghosts.
> Lem is blasted back onto the rails and is hit by a train piloted a little man in a green hat. Lem is sent to the netherrealm, where he marries Yuyuko and becomes the prince of ghosts.
Ok, y'see, I'm gonna step outside the system for a bit and give you the benefit of hopefully what is ignorance, rather than a concentrated trolling attempt.
You see, you don't respond to other people's actions, we're all the same person. The text parser (Purvis) responds to OUR actions. This isn't freeform roleplay, this is a human roguelike. So...yeah.
Ah, my bad. (this is why it's important to post the rules, but I blame myself too)
>Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
>Start grinding on said rails.
Ah, my bad. (this is why it's important to post the rules, but I blame myself too)
>Godmother abuse to rerail the barren path...as much as it has rails.
>Start grinding on said rails.
> We can screw around with 4th wall breaking crap like this, except it seems like Purvis would just ignore us all for longer.
>If I had a rock, I'd bust yo heads in...
Oh dear Suwako, I can't see the rails anymore!
I assume Purvis needs material to work with...
> Whisper in a low voice to Nitori, such that Suika wouldn't be able to hear. Have your companions distract her with praising the motorcycle or the fish or something or other if you have to. "Nitori, a kappa of your intelligence would surely easily see through what I just did. I was expecting to be able to pull that off without having to explain anything to any of my comrades...and it seems most of them understood. Now, we have much need of your superior intellect. That device was something of your making, thus you would understand it best. Now we must fix things before gensokyo ends up a flaming sea and we both run out of customers."
>Rumia sets to the tasks of distracting Suika by running circles around her.
>Nitori opens the side door a crack, enough that she can fix a nasty eye on you. "Look, if you wanna to play with that oni, that's all well and good with me. But I am not dealing with with that drunken, crude idiot. And what's this we business? I'm in good with Parsee, and a bit of roughhousing around never hurt Gensokyo anyways. So you can go play with her if you like, just leave me out of it!"
> "I know a lotion we can get from Eirin that will fix your hair"
> Nitori fixes another long, silent look at you. Then she says, "...I'll make it worth your while."
>_