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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #270 on: December 15, 2011, 09:13:39 AM »
When you stupid humans send in your orders!
Jeez, master, how can you see these... things as being worthy of your competition?
You should just direct all of your attention and love to me~❤
You know that I can return it all, with interest~
« Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 09:18:28 AM by Ran Yakumo »

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #271 on: December 15, 2011, 09:22:05 AM »
Servant, where art thee? Why do you not come and discuss strats with me?

<Nietz> Anyway, sex toys alone won't come up to 11k.
[18:48] <Warma> There must have been a new depth, where you've sunk as a person. Then you dug through that.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #272 on: December 15, 2011, 05:53:03 PM »
btw if it wasn't clear before
Headcrabs replaced Acidus
so send me orders.
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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #273 on: December 17, 2011, 08:21:40 AM »
Updates gonna be a bit late, because we somehow managed to make a huge clusterfuck.
also Hanzo respond to my pm jesus.

ALSO APPARENTLY YJ/KATELIN/CORRUPTION IS ON PROBATION

WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO GET BOOTED OUT OF THE FORUM BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE WAR, OR NO?
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[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #274 on: December 17, 2011, 03:49:42 PM »
we somehow managed to make a huge clusterfuck.

I knew you guys'd pull through  :3

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #275 on: December 17, 2011, 08:23:15 PM »


 ;)

Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #276 on: December 17, 2011, 09:20:44 PM »
Quote from: Amra

WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO GET BOOTED OUT OF THE FORUM BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE WAR, OR NO?

Is that some kind of challenege?

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #277 on: December 17, 2011, 09:35:01 PM »
WOULD ANYONE ELSE LIKE TO GET BOOTED OUT OF THE FORUM BEFORE WE GO ON WITH THE WAR, OR NO?



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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 2 (Processing)
« Reply #278 on: December 17, 2011, 10:32:33 PM »
"So here we are. Three of us, then? We're rather vulnerable out here."

"Does it matter, really? We should get this started. 's getting boring."

"I admire your spirit, but don't get ahead of yourself, boy."

"Whatever's cool with you, pops. I'm just here to negotiate."

"Please, gentlemen, settle down. We won't get anything settled here if we just argue amongst ourselves."

"...to be honest, that's the only way I see this going down." A shrug. "RIght then. What do you all want out of this?"

"A ceasefire, if at possible. We ally ourselves, dispose of the rest of the masters and servants, then duel each other in honorable combat for the Grail."

"I...well, that seems acceptable. My intentions are along the same line."

"Heh, you guys thought this further ahead than me. All I want out of this is to knock out Berserker."

Eyes narrow at each other. Tension rises.

"It seems we're at an impasse."

"Indeed, madam."

"Well, fuck."

The air thickens with the threat of violence.

"See, I'm not quite willing to accept an alliance with a Master who's out to take out my Servant first."

"I'm not quite willing to make an alliance with the Servant and Master who wounded my Servant."

"You know what? I'm not quite willing to listen to this anymore. Looks like we're all out for different things, so lets just walk our seperate ways, alright? No bloodshed involved, no deaths...just go on as if nothing happened."

Chaos erupts. A massive explosion rocks the bridge, sending debris into the water below. The fireball lights up the night sky like a sun. All three attempt to maintain their footing, to varying degrees of success.

A snarl. "How dishonorable! You'll pay for your trickery, the both of you!"

"I didn't do a damn thing!"

"Nor I!"

"Enough talk! This 'negotiation' ends now! Berserker!"

"Aw fuck, Assassin!"

"Rider!"

Daggers, cudgel, spear. All flash through the air like bolts of lightning. Fire rips into existance, as does ice. Pitch black bullets, shadows amongst shadows, streak through the air like rabid hornets.

Twin daggers barely miss a vulnerable back. The spear grazes past an extended arm. The lightning wreathed cudgel slams into empty air and fragile concrete over and over. None can land a hit.

Then again. The explosions recurr, further shaking the already weakened bridge.

"Master, they're coming from the island!"

"What? What fool would dare attack us?"

"Better pay attention, pops!"

Prana bullets explode forward in a spread pattern. The wizened magus clicks his tongue in annoyance and barely dodges the lot, almost as if by luck. Then the daggers fall like a guillotine upon him, but at the last moment he's saved.

"Please be more careful, Master."

"Damned Assassin..."

"Elliminating."

Once more, the electricity bound cudgel crashes into nothing. Her speed works against her. But so do many things, for all the combatants involved. None can get leeway in the fight.

The young man and the small girl hang near the edge of the bridge. The woman and hammer wielding maiden linger at one side, while the magus and spearman stand ready at the other.

"This is going nowhere...," the youngest of them mutters.

"That is soon to cha-"

Then one last time. This one is...stronger. More volatile. The biggest artillery round yet collides with the bridge and finally sunders it.

"Goddammit!" he screams, just as he's thrown into the water by the explosion.

"Rider, retreat!"

"Of course."

"We're getting out of here, Berserker."

"..."

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"Damned children...no sense of honor."

'Master. We have company. Bad company.' The voice is tense, worried. Scared, even.

"What...?"

"Oh my, now lookie here."

"Seems like we've finally found someone, goshujin-sama~"

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"No choice but to retreat to the island...Berserker, let's find out who was so kind as to interrupt our little parley, shall we?"

"..."
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The young man would've sworn, but he was too busy trying to surface from the cold, black water.
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"Seems like something was happening on the bridge, Master."

The surrounding panic from the populace was testament to that. "Let's focus here, Saber."

"Yes."
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"Still nothing around...?"
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"Master puts me on the most demeaning tasks..."
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"And so my territory expands."
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"Phew. Done with here. I'd like to see anyone get out of here alive."

----

Areas scouted. First open contact in the Grail War achieved. The 2-12 bridge has been broken; travel between the two is now impossible. A third party has joined the war.
Sugoiiii~
[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 2 (Processing)
« Reply #279 on: December 17, 2011, 10:32:48 PM »
Edit: Sent
« Last Edit: December 17, 2011, 10:47:23 PM by Amra »
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[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #280 on: December 17, 2011, 11:31:52 PM »
Holy shit, what are you doing guys :V


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A massive explosion rocks the bridge, sending debris into the water below. The fireball lights up the night sky like a sun.
Boom. Watchugot? Watchuwatchugot? Watchugot? Boom!
« Last Edit: December 18, 2011, 12:15:48 AM by Super Yuuka »

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #281 on: December 18, 2011, 04:56:44 PM »
KEWL

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #282 on: December 18, 2011, 05:53:37 PM »
I like how some are having an awesome private war over on the bridge and the rest are sitting on their ass playing tower defense :|

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #283 on: December 18, 2011, 06:00:02 PM »
I like how some are having an awesome private war over on the bridge and the rest are sitting on their ass playing tower defense :|

Pretty sure I'll get in some action soon~

Yes,soon~

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #284 on: December 18, 2011, 07:39:16 PM »
Dont worry everyone i understand, youre all afraid of berserker its kay

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #285 on: December 18, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »
I'm only scared of F/SN berserker

he's so manly and tough, and he has a million lives.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #286 on: December 18, 2011, 08:02:50 PM »
You have yet to see F/Z Berserker

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #287 on: December 18, 2011, 10:48:49 PM »
You guys love making me suffer.
good thing I'm a major M
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[23:02] <~Iced> You have sown the seeds of your own destruction Amra.
[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #288 on: December 19, 2011, 09:27:54 AM »
I like how some are having an awesome private war over on the bridge and the rest are sitting on their ass playing tower defense :|

All base are belong to ME.
I will not stop till everything is my dominion, I will not stop till you have no places to hide and no places to run.
I am the true lord of this city and you all shall be impaled

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #289 on: December 19, 2011, 12:33:47 PM »
All base are belong to ME.
I will not stop till everything is my dominion, I will not stop till you have no places to hide and no places to run.
I am the true lord of this city and you all shall be impaled

I think the rest of us will die of old age before you get to any of us at this pace :smug:

Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #290 on: December 19, 2011, 12:47:36 PM »
I think the rest of us will die of old age before you get to any of us at this pace :smug:

Who said that I'm not moving to zone 2 already?
Who said that I'm not totally ignoring my masters orders to drink some blood from you?
Who said that I'm not the innocent looking bats that fly aboth your head?
Who said that I'm not the strange mist that is moving thought the city?
 :D
« Last Edit: December 19, 2011, 12:52:47 PM by Super Yuuka »

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #291 on: December 19, 2011, 04:07:52 PM »
Who said that I'm not moving to zone 2 already?
Who said that I'm not the innocent looking bats that fly aboth your head?
Who said that I'm not the strange mist that is moving thought the city?

Oh, hey, thanks, the extra information's great. I'll get to hard-countering you pronto  :V

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #292 on: December 19, 2011, 06:22:28 PM »
I'm hiding in the ocean and nobody will find me

everyone else dies of old age gg i win
crown me  :derp:

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #293 on: December 19, 2011, 09:22:06 PM »
I'm hiding in the ocean and nobody will find me
If you think that you can claim my base of operations as your own little hiding spot, you've got another thing coming, human.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #294 on: December 20, 2011, 08:55:57 AM »
Ha, joke's on you. Us drylanders are having an awesome party with blackjack and hookers, and ocean-dwellers aren't invited.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 3, Phase 3 (Post Round Results)
« Reply #295 on: December 20, 2011, 04:37:42 PM »
Ha, joke's on you. Us drylanders are having an awesome party with blackjack and hookers, and ocean-dwellers aren't invited.

Don't forget the booze!  We have plenty of that good stuff too.

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 4, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #296 on: December 21, 2011, 02:51:34 AM »
ORDAHS.
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[23:20] <Stuffman> enjoy your personally crafted hell Amra

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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 4, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #297 on: December 25, 2011, 05:32:55 AM »
Well, I really wonder what'll happen next.
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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 4, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #298 on: December 25, 2011, 09:19:55 AM »
i do so hope i actually kill someone this time
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Re: Fate/Kaleido-Round 4, Phase 1 (Orders)
« Reply #299 on: December 25, 2011, 06:54:45 PM »
you killed amra.

now we'll never get another update again  :o