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[Hello Purvis]

>"I'll do my best. But you know how things go."

[Rin Kagamine]

>"I'll do my best. But you know how things go."

> "Yeah, that's true.  Have fun in there."  She pauses.  "Ayayayaya I guess I better go back out there and start taking pictures gotta find the next big scoop for the paper see you around!!!"
> Aya zooms off, leaving you alone.
> You are on the middle of a green hill and facing Northeast.  Directly before you lies a rugger cliff face speckled with caverns entrances.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Ponder if Aya really hates being an irritant as much as she claims
>Follow the cliffslide until we find the one that we'll know when seen.

[Rin Kagamine]

>Ponder if Aya really hates being an irritant as much as she claims
>Follow the cliffslide until we find the one that we'll know when seen.

> You really can't tell.  She probably doesn't enjoy being hated, but she seems to love taking pictures and selling her paper.  An enigma for sure.
> You continue alongside the cliffs for quite a long time.  Eventually you encounter a cave entrance that you know must be the correct one.
> Massive doesn't begin to describe it, you could easily fit 10 of your houses into the entrance and still have room leftover.  Its daunting size makes you feel quite small.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Ponder how bad the echos must be.
>Look inside. Presuming there is nothing threatening, head in!

[Rin Kagamine]

>Ponder how bad the echos must be.
>Look inside. Presuming there is nothing threatening, head in!

> Incredible, you can only imagine how long they must go on.
> Rocks, lots of rocks.  You expected darkness, but torches are stationed periodically through the trail.
> You enter!  Despite the entrance being so grand, the cavern quickly narrows to a more manageable 3-of-your-houses size.  A cleared path exists and you follow it down.
> Down is right, as it soon turn to a very steep grade and begins to curve into what may be a loose spiral.  As you follow, you start to pay more attention to the eerie shadows the torches cast on the walls.
> A rattling overhead brings you back.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Look up. Be ready to get out of the road of falling rocks or bat guano.

[Silent Harmony]

>Remember the numerous remarks about "buckets and spiders."
>Be ready to react at any sign of danger.

[Rin Kagamine]

>Look up. Be ready to get out of the road of falling rocks or bat guano.

> You look up, but are unable to see anything distinct due to the shadow-play caused by stalactites. You move a few feet to the right and continue down.  The grade slowly becomes nearly unbearable, but some kind soul carved some crude stairs for the particularly hairy parts.
> The rattling becomes more of a clattering as it follows you, sounding very wooden.

>Remember the numerous remarks about "buckets and spiders."
>Be ready to react at any sign of danger.

> Buckets are made of wood, but how could they follow you?
> The clattering is once again directly over you.  You move back to the left as quietly as you can.
> Suddenly, a violent crash as a very large bucket drops right where you had just been standing.  A girl with green hair scoffs at you before leaping back to "ceiling".
> How in the world did she jump without using legs?

>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Grab bucket
>Tell her she's a bad girl

[Janitor Morgan]

>Grab bucket
>Tell her she's a bad girl

> She's too high up.
> Continue down the stairs, staying vigilant

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Find a rock and throw it at her

[Rin Kagamine]

>Grab bucket
>Tell her she's a bad girl

> She's too high up.
> Continue down the stairs, staying vigilant

> Though you can't see her, a bucket is by no means a stealthy mode of travel, and you are able to track her fairly well.
> You continue down the path, taking the stairs when they're available.  The clattering is quite hard to ignore, but you remain ready to dodge.

>Find a rock and throw it at her

> You search around until you find a rather small rock and pitch it up to where you think she is, and you hear the sound of a connection.
> "Oi!  Don't you be throwing nothing at my bucket!"

>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>"Then don't come down crashing on my head!"
>Keep an eye on her and be ready to retaliate an attack

[Rin Kagamine]

>"Then don't come down crashing on my head!"
>Keep an eye on her and be ready to retaliate an attack

> "Off my apples and pears and we won't have any Barney Rubble!"
> You're not sure what she means, but you move to the opposite side of the path anyway.

>_

[COPIRIGHTO]

>retort with something that doesn't make sense as well

[Pesco]

> "Yamame so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow."

[Rin Kagamine]

>retort with something that doesn't make sense as well

> You could, but what!?

> "Yamame so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow."

> You don't know what any of this means, but you try it anyway!
> The bucket slams to the ground.  "Oi, are you Brahms and Liszt right now?  Lookin' fer a beef yeah?  Right then, let's go!"  She hops off down the trail.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Watch her go. Presuming she doesn't do anything, carry on. But do be wary for future encounters.

[Rin Kagamine]

>Watch her go. Presuming she doesn't do anything, carry on. But do be wary for future encounters.

> You watch her hop out of sight.  Once you cannot see her, you shrug and continue yourself.
> Underground is right, you've been walking downward for quite some time now.  You imagine that you must be near something by this point.
> Soon, the trail straightens out and levels off.  The trail it still littered with rocks, but drops off into a gaping cavern that is the source of a great deal of light.
> However, you're drawn more towards the intricate maze of webs that line the walls.  The girl with the bucket hops into the trail followed by a blond girl and gestures towards you.
> "Izzim, that's the chicken pie right there."
> "Izzat right?"  The two continue their approach. 
> "Think he's a Tea Leaf down 'ere fer a Bobby Moore?"
> The blond one shakes her head.  "I 'unno.  Let's 'ear his Jackanory and see if we Adam and Eve it.  Go on then!"
> You think she commanded you to do...something.

>_

[Kasu]

> Explain situation.

[Rin Kagamine]

> Explain situation.

> You explain your situation.
> "Neva seen deliveries before," the blond shakes her head.  "What you think Ki'?"
> "Nah, neva, could just be Pony.  Got a bag though, think he's worth a kettle then Ya'?"
> "Li'l Butcher's Hook never hurt anyone.  On wit' it then!  If you're Robin Hood you know where ta Scapa, else you get Apple'd, eh?"
> You nod dumbly, this is worse than talking to Aya.

>_

[Kasu]

> Attempt to keep going down the path.

[COPIRIGHTO]

>do not try to interpret what they're saying
>Ponder if everyone else here talks like that

[Hello Purvis]

>Let's not be mean to the Underground people.
>"I'm pretty confused, really. But I got to get to Miss Satori."

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

> Arm thyself, preparing for any underground hobo hicks who want to rough you up.

[Rin Kagamine]

> Attempt to keep going down the path.

> You take a few cautious steps down the path.  The girls eye you, but make no attempt to stop you.

>do not try to interpret what they're saying
>Ponder if everyone else here talks like that

> If you can ignore Aya's hyper prattling, you should be able to ignore this too, right?
> You hope not.  One person was bad enough, two is even worse, but a whole city?  Yeesh.

>Let's not be mean to the Underground people.
>"I'm pretty confused, really. But I got to get to Miss Satori."

> You also decide that it would be smart not to offend them.  If you can't even understand what they're saying, best to not have to worry if they're plotting something against you.
> "'Ey Ya', y'think 'e thinks we're talkin' an a la mode?"
> "Look mate, you have a darky cox for the Seeing Eye in the Jeweled Chalise, yeah?  You try and nick something, and I'm take my Oliver Twist and plant it in your Chevy Chase, tick tack man?"

> Arm thyself, preparing for any underground hobo hicks who want to rough you up.

> Pulling out your knife is probably not a smart idea at this point.  They seem to be telling you to go...maybe.

>_

[Hello Purvis]

>Bow. "It's been a pleasure. Puzzling, but a pleasure."
>Continue on! Make discreet glances back after a little distance is gained to see what they're up to. Emphasis on discreet.

[Rin Kagamine]

>Bow. "It's been a pleasure. Puzzling, but a pleasure."
>Continue on! Make discreet glances back after a little distance is gained to see what they're up to. Emphasis on discreet.

> "Sod off ya tosser!"  The two of them collapse into a fit of laughter.
> You follow the path until the end, when the wide-open cavern path gives way to a system of switchbacks down yet another steep incline.  However, you can finally see where the extra light was coming from: A sprawling city lays at the foot of the cliff.  It's nearly three times the size of the Human Village and is separated from the cliff by a wide river.  There only appears to be one bridge to cross over it.
> You begin your hike down the switchbacks.  It's slow going, but thankfully not very steep.  It takes you several minute to reach the bottom.
> Once at the bottom, you trek over to the bridge and notice a small shack similar in size to Mokou's sitting next to it.  Another blond girl in a foreign-looking outfit sits in a chair out front.  She looks up from her reading and calls out to you. 
> "Hey there!"  She beckons you closer.

>_

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Approach the person who called out to us and say "Hello their "