The ill-fated doomed wandering adventurers are listed below - Scumveritas
- Dormio
- MySTKing
- Kilgamayan
- Rou You Can
- Arcorann
- Omba
- PaWoSangchul
- TheHero
- HappyHippo
- Affinity
Ongoing Games:
ActionDan vs. Scumveritas - Opening: THE CORNSTALK DEFENSE. AND THEY THOUGHT WE'D NEVER SEE IT AGAIN! - PX Troll variation
1.e4 a5 2.d4 a4 3.a3ActionDan vs. Dormio - Opening: Alekhine Defense - Mokele Mbembe variation
1.e4 Nf6 2.e5 Ne4 3.d4ActionDan vs. MySTKing - Opening: Moscow rules!
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 d6 3.Bb5+ActionDan vs Kilgamayan - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4ActionDan vs Rou You Can - Opening: French Defense - Advance variation
1.e4 e6 2.d4 d5 3.e5ActionDan vs Arcorann - Opening: French Defense - Steiner variation
1.e4 e6 2.c4 d5 3.cxd5ActionDan vs Omba - Opening: Scandinavian Defense - Boehnke Gambit Accepted
1.e4 d5 2.exd5 e5 3.dxe6e.pActionDan vs PaWoSangchul - Opening: TrollCow WTF also known as "Fred" (for this game only keine will make the moves. keine doesn't fear checks.)
1.e4 f5 2.Ne2 g6 3.Nec3ActionDan vs TheHero - Opening: Modern Defense
1.e4 g6 2.d4 Bg7 3.Nc3ActionDan vs HappyHippo - Opening: Scotch Game
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4Soon after the players played their 2nd moves... only to be met with a swift reply, a voice seemed to echo from the entrance, "H-Hello?! I have the pizza you ordered, Miss Kei-Keine." Deathly silence followed which in turn was followed by a much meeker, "H-He-Hello? Is anyone there?" Affinity's already demurrable facial expression quickly transformed to one of eyes wide open and mouth agape in response to a monolithic giant guardian rook sliding along the granite floor at breakneck speed. Affinity had only time enough to think, "Why isn't static friction stopping it!" before he both realized that static friction was the wrong kind of friction in this case and that he had been grabbed by his shirt collar and was being dragged across the stony floor just as fast as the rook had been moving towards him.
A few moments later Affinity was tossed underhand and sprawled uncomfortably in front of ActionDan who bellowed, "How dare someone disturb my exhibition! What is your purpose here boy?" Affinity could not but give a squeak, "b-uh-but, I was sent here, I have my orders!" and in a moment, with the assistance of the massive amounts of adrenaline coursing through his entire body, Affinity produced a paper slip detailing the order of two pies, one plain and one mushroom, to be sent to the Evil cave.
"Damn it!, which one of you loons ordered a pizza?"
While most everyone shuffled nerviously, none of the players uttered a word.
"HA! It must have been some fat hill troll playing you for a fool." "Well now you're a doomed fool! For those who enter my evil liar shall never again see the light of day!"
Whilst the chess pieces all started to rattle, ActionDan thought for moment, but not longer, and said, "I suppose you have the same pitiful right as the others to play a game of chess with me, or would you rather face torment and agony this instant?"
All Affinity could do was shake his head madly and squeeze out in short breaths, "I'll play, I'll play!"
"So be it!"
Soon an unused board lit up and a pawn laconically moved two spaces ahead.
"Now go mongrol, and take your pizza with you... TO YOUR DOOM! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!"
Affinity, pizza delivery boy, has joined the game and supplied pizza to everyone!
ActionDan vs Affinity - Opening:
1.e4Deadline is
2PM EST 11/13/11 except for Affinity whose deadline is
2AM EST 11/13/11.