Author Topic: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.  (Read 31290 times)

Ikari

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #240 on: September 16, 2012, 12:15:33 AM »
Pun are on par, say, with dead baby jokes. Nobody can accomplish a very high level of humor with them, yet once started they may linger for a while before the subject is exhausted. If you want my opinion, sir, no amount of effort will make a pun truly shine. You may copy them down from a website or you can come up with your own, but the result is always the same. Once again, sucky or lame, puns are the worst.

...I...How...

YOU ARE MY GOD.

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #241 on: September 16, 2012, 12:25:39 AM »
oh god

what have i done



kill me

Oh my god. That could be a horror movie.

AnonymousPondScum

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #242 on: September 16, 2012, 12:28:26 AM »
Oh my god. That could be a horror movie.

YOU GOT A PUUUUURDY REAR, SHRINE MAIDEN.

LET'S PUT IT TO USE.

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #243 on: September 16, 2012, 12:31:24 AM »
Pun are on par, say, with dead baby jokes. Nobody can accomplish a very high level of humor with them, yet once started they may linger for a while before the subject is exhausted. If you want my opinion, sir, no amount of effort will make a pun truly shine. You may copy them down from a website or you can come up with your own, but the result is always the same. Once again, sucky or lame, puns are the worst.

Keep 'em comin' though. ^-^

Okay, what. You think you can encroach on MY territory. "Right, I'm the punmeister now, k? Nay! Nay I say! That is my job, and if anyone thinks they can outdo me, I will sue, wack, oppress them, and jail them in a mental institution. With the straitjackets and everything. I will coat him (or her!) and sling them like a Shinki.
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Ikari

  • I'm just so charismatic
  • It's turning into derp
Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #244 on: September 16, 2012, 12:36:21 AM »
YOU GOT A PUUUUURDY REAR, SHRINE MAIDEN.

LET'S PUT IT TO USE.

Holy hell that is creepy.

It needs to become the next touhou fan-anime made. It NEEDS to.

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #245 on: September 16, 2012, 12:38:36 AM »
...

...

That was an interesting debriefing.

AnonymousPondScum

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #246 on: September 16, 2012, 12:40:12 AM »
...

...

That was an interesting debriefing.

Nitori would like to debrief Reimu.

But not in the way Reimu thinks.

 :colonveeplusalpha:

Ikari

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  • It's turning into derp
Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #247 on: September 16, 2012, 12:51:20 AM »
Nitori would like to debrief Reimu.

But not in the way Reimu thinks.

Seiga would like to debrief every girls in Gensokyo.

So she could wave her prize around to attract spirits.

 :colonveeplusalpha:

AnonymousPondScum

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #248 on: September 16, 2012, 12:59:37 AM »
Seiga would like to debrief every girls in Gensokyo.

So she could wave her prize around to attract spirits.

 :colonveeplusalpha:

NOT ENOUGH BLEACH FOR MY BRAIN. :getdown: :colonveeplusalpha:

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Debriefing In Progress.
« Reply #249 on: September 16, 2012, 01:54:58 AM »
YOU ARE MY GOD.
Even after that Nitori X Alice pic?  :V

Okay, what. You think you can encroach on MY territory. "Right, I'm the punmeister now, k? Nay! Nay I say! That is my job, and if anyone thinks they can outdo me, I will sue, wack, oppress them, and jail them in a mental institution. With the straitjackets and everything. I will coat him (or her!) and sling them like a Shinki.
You have a weird accent. ;)

Well then, let's do this in order of games, shall we?

The fact that when we use puns, we all fail, is something we shouldn't debate. Sure, as a quick one-time joke, puns may wreak havoc on one's spleen, but where's the real sustenance? Mankind wears his hatred like a coat - oh, he may show what you may mistaken for kindness once in a while but don't be fooled: you can't ignore all the wars we've gotten ourselves into.
You keep on thinking there's something to be proud of when it comes to puns. But real humor is ingrained in the cruelty of man's history (millions of years old and still as bloody as the dark ages! Die, you say? We've done a lot of that.)

You don't gain anything from mere puns. The melancholybaaah, that was easy... of others is so much richer with humor. My german friend got hit by a car once; his knee? Tore it right off on impact. Now that's humor he couldn't quite experience himself, but I was in stitches (come to think of it, so was he). We're cool about it now btw; signed "Kiss me, I'm crippled!" on his cast and all; in his own words, "Un zhen, ve had a good laff about eet." So he found it funny too in the end.

Notice the buildup? Puns don't have that. I guess you could say god-damned awesome humor needs to come from something emotional and powerful at its source. Such as the pain and suffering of others. So quit acting like pun-mastery is something brag-worthy - it's a weak humor form. ;)

Well, nine thirty. Bar ah keep headin' down to, here I come!  :V


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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #250 on: September 16, 2012, 08:13:14 AM »
Do they xray mooses o'er in Canada?
I uh...I wish my Sega would stop overheating and stay cool.
Ate some flan, drank a can o' cola.
I don't need a shoe box, just ten sheets of paper.

I'm terrible at this.

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #251 on: September 16, 2012, 08:27:36 AM »
this is officially the GET IT thread.


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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #252 on: September 16, 2012, 08:39:47 AM »
wat

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #253 on: September 16, 2012, 08:41:19 AM »
Wow, these puns are so polarizingly unbearable guys. If we keep it up, we'll surely get punished.
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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #254 on: September 16, 2012, 08:53:44 AM »
I'll just be over here, being me, contemplating the existence of a higher order of puns.


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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #255 on: September 16, 2012, 09:10:08 AM »
glico
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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #256 on: September 16, 2012, 09:30:02 AM »
I don't even care anymore
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fondue

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #257 on: September 16, 2012, 09:33:19 AM »
im doing it wrong always.

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #258 on: September 16, 2012, 02:42:58 PM »
Ok so it went:
Survey > Seiga and her dead babies >   Nitori and her Assballs > Dead babies (again) > puns

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #259 on: September 16, 2012, 02:45:54 PM »


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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #260 on: September 16, 2012, 06:41:43 PM »
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AnonymousPondScum

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #261 on: September 16, 2012, 06:42:43 PM »
Forget the cops, someone call in an AIRSTRIKE. :getdown:

Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #262 on: September 16, 2012, 06:58:59 PM »
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You know you love this thread.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2012, 07:01:53 PM by Hinacle »

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #263 on: September 16, 2012, 07:11:49 PM »
You know you love this thread.
But does this thread love us? I mean, assballs, puns, and dead babies. It's been a pretty messed up ride for all of us. But to what end? What if this thread has become so nonsensical and weird as to have acquired sentience? And maybe, just maybe, it's angry. Real angry.

We're being warned people. We're just too damned blind to see the signs. @_@

This is why I feel it is necessary to bring out hatlizard. He'll stare down some sanity back into things!


(Hatlizard is very happy because lizards don't have assballs.)


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fondue

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #264 on: September 16, 2012, 07:14:04 PM »
Dammit ethan you always think logicially

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #265 on: September 16, 2012, 07:18:59 PM »
Dammit ethan you always think logicially
Quit your pointing out stuff and have a nice cup of science, fondsmeister! :)
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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #266 on: September 16, 2012, 07:34:23 PM »
But does this thread love us? I mean, assballs, puns, and dead babies. It's been a pretty messed up ride for all of us. But to what end? What if this thread has become so nonsensical and weird as to have acquired sentience? And maybe, just maybe, it's angry. Real angry.

We're being warned people. We're just too damned blind to see the signs. @_@

This is why I feel it is necessary to bring out hatlizard. He'll stare down some sanity back into things!


(Hatlizard is very happy because lizards don't have assballs.)

Of course it loves us!  Threads are like a parasite. They can't live and thrive on their own. In order to live it picks a topic that interest people and when people become interested it injects them with a poison that makes them keep coming back for more! Sometimes it injects too much and causes people to become delusional and when that happens people derail the thread into random nonsense but, it's all good for the thread.  HaHaHaHa IsN'T It GrEaT?  :V
« Last Edit: September 16, 2012, 07:41:32 PM by Hinacle »

Ikari

  • I'm just so charismatic
  • It's turning into derp
Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #267 on: September 16, 2012, 07:37:25 PM »
Guys... This thread... It's so beautiful :*

Now I know what having a child feels like.

*Punches Seiga before she can wave it around*

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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #268 on: September 16, 2012, 08:00:08 PM »
Of course it loves us!  Threads are like a parasite. They can't live and thrive on their own. In order to live it picks a topic that interest people and when people become interested it injects them with a poison that makes them keep coming back for more! Sometimes it injects too much and causes people to become delusional and when that happens people derail the thread into random nonsense but, it's all good for the thread.  HaHaHaHa IsN'T It GrEaT?  :V

I feel the need to refer you to my rant about cats. This talk about threads and parasites, and people loving it, is starting to sound very, very familiar... >_>

Wake up people, they're after our babies and buttsouls!


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Re: [s]Survey[/s] Strongle Time! - Results Are In, Horrible Puns.
« Reply #269 on: September 16, 2012, 08:08:27 PM »
I think this thread has made me lose my mind.
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