What is a scumbag? A miserable little pile of best ideas.
Serela finished wiping off the saw and tossed the bloody rag in the rubbish bin. Another perfectly good towel, wasted. Why did cats have to bleed so much?
"You scare me sometimes, Serela." capt. h eyed the flower garden suspiciously.
"You were totally okay with it! Besides, this is so much fun!" Serela grinned.
"I only told you not to overthink stuff too much."
"I warned you about the voices, Serela." PX whistled as he rubbed out a suspicious smudge with his shoe.
"Hey, it takes one to know one. Anyway, we still have one last loose end. You coming along, PX?"
"Vhaltz," PX corrected. "PX took the backseat a while ago."
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When they came for him, he was already waiting for them. He'd figured everything out. Everyone was scum, naturally. Perhaps it was a commentary on the violent hierarchy prevalent in the game of mafia. There is always a dominant force in the battle between two sides, and the fact that everyone was scum was a reflection of the meta. Or something like that.
"There is nothing outside the text," explained I have no name. "Scum is scum and town is town. Regardless of your true nature, if you play like scum, are you not scum? But at the same time, are mafia who think they are town not town? Words are meaningless without the context. Such is the nature of language. Henceforth we shall create new terminology to describe this phenomen-"
"Postmodern Derridean bullshit," Serela offered, lodging a bullet in no name's temple. "Also, wasn't I so obvtown this game?
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"This game was stupid," thought I have no name, as he bled to death on his porch.
NekoNekoRex was sent on the way to destruction Night 2!I have no name was endgamed Day 3!Serela survived Day 3!PX survived Day 3!Town Wins! FLAWLESS VICTORYSetup and other stuff coming later.