Ladies, Gentlemen, Kittens, Poleaxes, Dolls, And other assorted household objects, Let's Play MAFIA RPG.
How do you play? Good question! Exactly like Mafia. Except instead of there being Mafia and... Actually this is pretty much just mafia with a bunch of stupid flare, numbers and esoteric quest lines that really don't matter. At least the flavor is kind of funny. Thing is, this is a one-player game! Which means you can...pretty much just stage the game for some reason. It's like the person who made this never played Mafia. Anyway, Watching me play this game alone would be boring, so I've decided to steal the souls of 12 of you unlucky bastards and make you play the game while I pull all the strings! Once the game is over I'll... well, I guess I'll try and get whoever is still alive outta there. Anyway I'm rambling.
You're all a party of 12 adventurers. Except SOME OF YOU ARE EVIL. Hunt monsters, fight bosses, collect sweet loot, and kill eachother blindly until you figure out who is actually evil! Good luck!
Rules:
1. Days will last 48 hours or until a lynch is met. If no lynch is met in that time span, no lynch will occur. The first day is an exception and will last for 72 hours.
2. Once LYLO, and ONLY LYLO occurs, there will be no time limit for days. A lynch must be made to end the day.
3. Night phases will last 24 hours, and all actions that occur during the night must be sent in during that time.
4. Do not quote or screenshot your role PM or you will be fired. Out of a cannon.
5. Discussion of the game outside of the game unless permitted is grounds for execution.
6. Deletion or Editing of a post will cause god to smite you with lightning. This is your ONLY WARNING.
7. Dead players may 'BAH' exactly once, and can not discuss the game itself in that post. Any posts other than that single BAH post will be punished.
8. All talk ends during night phases. Before I post that night has hit, any post may be made.
9. All votes must be bolded and preceded with ##. Same with unvotes.
10. The moderator may be questioned at any time, including night, inthread.
11. Any variation of 'God damnit Chaore!' may only be said once.
11.5- Rules can be modified at any time depending on clearances needed to be made.
12. Confirmation will start after all role PMs have been sent.
Living-
1. Holywhat
5. Kitten4u
6. Revelske
11. PX
Dead-
13. NeoSerela Townie Gamebreaker, Killed N0 by an insane clown and ascended the god-tiers to Co-modhood)
9. Conqueror Town Useless NPC, Lynched Day 1 by having a safe dropped on him.
1. huhwhat Town Jesus died for our sins on Night 1.
2. Hanged Hourai Town Bi-Polar Cop was shot in the face on Night 1.
8. Sect Town Useless NPC was not replaced and modkilled Day 2.
10. iliekmudkips Town Useless NPC was hit at highspeed by a bathtub, getting Lynched for Day 2.
12. Bardiche Town Musicboxman was killed with his own musicbox Night 2.
7. Schezo Mafia Godfather was lynched Day 3 by having the fucking sun dropped on that asshole.
3. Pesco Town Useless NPC was dead in a ditch by the time the Final Day came around!
4. Zakeri Town Defense Attorney was killed by a terrible song on Night 3.
ROLE PMS ARE NOW BEING SENT. A SECOND POST WILL BE MADE TO INFORM YOU THAT ALL PMS ARE SENT AND CONFIRMATION CAN BEGIN.
