Author Topic: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version! [End!] (Read 30061 times)

Bardiche · « **Reply #60 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:44:58 PM »

Quote from: Edible on August 30, 2011, 08:27:36 PM

> Tie Dormio to the defendant's lobby until he learns to generate mugs of steaming hot coffee.

> Time to visit the Shadoweh Agency!

> You tie Dormio to one of the pillars in the lobby and leave him there.

> On to the Shadoweh Agency!
> You arrive on the scene. Ah, a humongous building. Thousands of people stream in and out of this building every day to deliver JUSTICE!!
> The Agency is that cardboard box beside it. It is one by one metre and has no contents.

>_

Edible · « **Reply #61 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:48:03 PM »

> Place agency into inventory. Who knows when stealth will be required in our arduous journeys as not-actually-a-lawyer?

Bardiche · « **Reply #62 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:49:17 PM »

Quote from: Edible on August 30, 2011, 08:48:03 PM

> Place agency into inventory. Who knows when stealth will be required in our arduous journeys as not-actually-a-lawyer?

> You add the Agency to your Bag of Holding.

> You're now in front of the court building.

> You can go to the Defendant's Lobby, Detention Centre or Kitten4u's Mansion.

>_

Edible · « **Reply #63 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:51:39 PM »

> I don't really want to talk to Serela. I mean, who does? Why did we even take this job anyway?

> To the mansion. Mansions have liquor cabinets.

Bardiche · « **Reply #64 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Edible on August 30, 2011, 08:51:39 PM

> I don't really want to talk to Serela. I mean, who does? Why did we even take this job anyway?

> To the mansion. Mansions have liquor cabinets.

> You resolve not to talk to Serela.

> And head to the mansion!

> THe mansion's on a large hill, beautiful view of the see, yada yada. No one really cares about all that! You head inside with gusto and arrive in the foyer.

> Where Edible is waiting for you.
> "Welcome, we were expecting you." You just know he's gonna troll you.

>_

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #65 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:23:33 PM »

> Eye background for anything strange or noteworthy.
> Casually ask him how he likes working for Kitten4u.
> Ask him his opinion on the case.
> Ask him his opinion of Neo and her innocence.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #66 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:24:07 PM »

> What kind of scummy background music does Edible have?

Bardiche · « **Reply #67 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:31:42 PM »

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 09:23:33 PM

> Eye background for anything strange or noteworthy.
> Casually ask him how he likes working for Kitten4u.
> Ask him his opinion on the case.
> Ask him his opinion of Neo and her innocence.

> You eye the background.
> The background eyes you back.
> Wait, what? You look again and see a perfectly normal foyer with GOLDEN FLOOR TILES OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK KITTEN4U and a counter and four hallways. One hallway has a GIANT RED ARROW and the text "Crime Scene Is This Way, Stupid".

> You casually ask Edible how he likes working for a dead person.
> Edible shrugs. "Not like I have anything better to do."

> You casually ask Edible on his opinion about the case.
> He starts laughing and doesn't stop for a while. When he stops, Edible just looks at you straight.
> You can sort of guess what he thinks of the case.

> You ask him about Neo and his innocence.
> "Neo's the killer, deal with it."

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 09:24:07 PM

> What kind of scummy background music does Edible have?

> Sort of like this.

>_

Edible · « **Reply #68 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 09:24:07 PM

> What kind of scummy background music does Edible have?

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbQ5KOLJcnk

*runs*

Bardiche · « **Reply #69 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Edible on August 30, 2011, 09:32:36 PM

> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbQ5KOLJcnk

*runs*

> Ignore the parser, this music is clearly superior Edible background tune.

>_

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #70 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:41:18 PM »

> Ask Edible who the maid that offered the tea on the day of the murder is, and if she's currently in the mansion.

Bardiche · « **Reply #71 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 09:41:18 PM

> Ask Edible who the maid that offered the tea on the day of the murder is, and if she's currently in the mansion.

> "Yeah. Try looking in Kitten4u's chamber."

>_

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #72 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:49:11 PM »

> "Alright I'll do that soon, then. Any idea why she's in there, also?"

> "And I take it you'll be around here if we need to ask any more questions later?"

Bardiche · « **Reply #73 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 09:49:11 PM

> "Alright I'll do that soon, then. Any idea why she's in there, also?"

> "And I take it you'll be around here if we need to ask any more questions later?"

> "Because I said so."

> "And sure. I'll be here."
> Edible is a man of few words. Also a man in the most sexy black suit you've ever seen. Almost as sexy as Serpentarius.

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #74 on:** August 30, 2011, 09:57:03 PM »

> Realize you don't actually want to be alone in a mansion with this scary, scary man.
> "I'll go do that. Right after I check my car for keys. Yes."
> Go back to the lobby where we tied up Dormio and bring him along. Do not let him know he's a meat shield.

Bardiche · « **Reply #75 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:05:45 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 09:57:03 PM

> Realize you don't actually want to be alone in a mansion with this scary, scary man.
> "I'll go do that. Right after I check my car for keys. Yes."
> Go back to the lobby where we tied up Dormio and bring him along. Do not let him know he's a meat shield.

> You realise that Edible is creeping you the FUCK out and get out of that house faster than Hero from a Mafia game.
> Edible just shrugs and continues standing there.
> You'd take your car like you said, except it's Dormio's car and you don't know how to drive it and he has the keys.

> You begin on the 1 hour walk back to the court room.
> Dormio glares at you with a sour face.
> "Are you done fucking around?"
> You somehow convince him to drive you to the mansion and go along even though you're a terrible, terrible friend and treated him like shit. You are a monster. No, I am ser-- wait, what's GLaDOS doing in your mind? AAAH.

> You arrive back at the mansion, Dormio in tow. Edible is NOT in the foyer.

>_

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #76 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:07:21 PM »

> To the crime scene!

Bardiche · « **Reply #77 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:13:12 PM »

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 10:07:21 PM

> To the crime scene!

> You blindly ignore everything else and storm into the crime scene!
> The door is closed. You turn the puppy dog face knob and enter! Through the steel door!

> Inside, you can see a maid.
> Or rather, the back of a maid. There's also a fallen chair, a small round table with two cups of tea and a large drawing of a body on the ground, probably where Kitten4u had been lying. Being dead. And all. There's also some blood on the table.
> The chair Kitten4u was sitting in is turned with the back to the door.

>_

Hero999 · « **Reply #78 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:17:30 PM »

> Wait PUPPY FACE? Wasn't it KITTY FACE?

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #79 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:18:22 PM »

> ... Add puppy dog face knob to Court Record.
> Make floor plan of the crime scene and add it to Court Record.

> "Hello?"
>Identify maid when she turns around, if we can.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #80 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:19:25 PM »

> Note the cups of tea and add them to the Court Record.

Bardiche · « **Reply #81 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Hero999 on August 30, 2011, 10:17:30 PM

> Wait PUPPY FACE? Wasn't it KITTY FACE?

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 10:18:22 PM

> ... Add puppy dog face knob to Court Record.

> You make clever notice of the strange inconsistency completely unheard of in these type of games.
> Puppy dog face added to Court Records.

Quote

> Make floor plan of the crime scene and add it to Court Record.

> Crime scene added to Court Record.

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> "Hello?"
>Identify maid when she turns around, if we can.

> The maid doesn't respond to you. The maid's busy reorganising the book shelf.

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 10:19:25 PM

> Note the cups of tea and add them to the Court Record.

> The teacups look like they have tea that was just maid. It doesn't look like they were originally at the crime scene, unless they invented tea that stays good for two days.

>_

Edible · « **Reply #82 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:23:52 PM »

Quote from: Bardiche on August 30, 2011, 10:21:21 PM

> The teacups look like they have tea that was just maid.

:comedycentral:

Hanged Hourai · « **Reply #83 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:28:08 PM »

> Examine back of the chair for bullet hole.
> Go up to the maid and tap her shoulder.
> "Hello?"

Shadoweh · « **Reply #84 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:28:39 PM »

> "Uhm, excuse me, but this is a crime scene. I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be touching stuff.. Whatcha doing?"

Bardiche · « **Reply #85 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 10:28:39 PM

> "Uhm, excuse me, but this is a crime scene. I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be touching stuff.. Whatcha doing?"

Quote from: Hanged Hourai on August 30, 2011, 10:28:08 PM

> Examine back of the chair for bullet hole.
> Go up to the maid and tap her shoulder.
> "Hello?"

> You find no bullet holes in the back of the chair. It's one that reaches up to the neck anyway!

> You go up to the maid and tap the shoulder. You also say something. The maid doesn't respond.

Quote from: Edible on August 30, 2011, 10:23:52 PM

:comedycentral:

> You remind yourself this is Serious Business, not a Stand-up Comedian act and chide yourself for the clever pun in your thought processes.

>_

Shadoweh · « **Reply #86 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:46:21 PM »

> Frowny face. Look helplessly to Dormio. "She's ignoring meeeee!"

Bardiche · « **Reply #87 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Shadoweh on August 30, 2011, 10:46:21 PM

> Frowny face. Look helplessly to Dormio. "She's ignoring meeeee!"

> You rely on Dormio for help. Dormio. You feel like a fucking moron.

> Dormio grabs the maid by the shoulders and turns... him... around...?

> Bard is glaring at you.
> "Shut up."

>_

Edible · « **Reply #88 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:00:08 PM »

> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shadoweh · « **Reply #89 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:00:41 PM »

> ..Is Bardiche in a maid's outfit? Stare at him for a few minutes, mouth agape. "Uh.. hi!"