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Shadoweh

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #210 on: September 09, 2011, 01:48:16 AM »
> W-we can do this!
> PRESENT THE PUPPY DOG KNOB! "We have the proof! Kitten4u was shot from OUTSIDE the room! Serela isn't the one that shot her!" Slam our hands on the desk, point townily. "This item contradicts the entire case against my client!"


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Conqueror

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #211 on: September 09, 2011, 01:50:21 AM »
>Secretly hope the cube gets it because we're heartless bastards.
>Grumble about hydras being OP because they can abuse dissonance.


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #212 on: September 09, 2011, 01:57:39 AM »
>Secretly hope the cube gets it because we're heartless bastards.
>Grumble about hydras being OP because they can abuse dissonance.

> You grumble about this. Dormio wholeheartedly agrees.

> W-we can do this!
> PRESENT THE PUPPY DOG KNOB! "We have the proof! Kitten4u was shot from OUTSIDE the room! Serela isn't the one that shot her!" Slam our hands on the desk, point townily. "This item contradicts the entire case against my client!"

> For a moment, all is silent in the courtroom. All eyes are affixed to you: Hero's, that of his harem of 999 women, Dormio, Serela, Conq and Capth (who found the proceedings interesting and are, oddly, the only audience members), and finally GLaDOS's.

> The next moment... the silence continues.

> Until slowly, very slowly... clap. Clap. Clap.

> You did it! GLaDOS is impressed! The case is going to be turned around!
> "You saved me!" Serela cries, rushing towards you and flinging his arms around you in a display of affection.

> "I am impressed," GLaDOS says, just to confirm your suspicions. Hah! Shadoweh, DEFENCE ATTORNEY EXTRA-ORDINAIRE! That'll show Bard.
> "That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen anyone do," GLaDOS continues. "Well, except for that moron. He was something special. Just like my old friend. Ah, she's gone now."
> "Speaking of old friends, I have someone I want you to meet."

> All the doors are suddenly barred. With steel. Impenetrable steel. Also two gigantic tubes are entering the room through the ceiling.
> "Deadly Neuro Toxin, meet Courtroom. Courtroom, meet Deadly Neuro Toxin."

> Dormio stares at you in panic.
> "WHAT DO WE DO?!"

>_

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #213 on: September 09, 2011, 02:02:11 AM »
> "AAAAAAAAAAAA WAIT THE KNOB IS REMOVABLE FROM THE DOOR TO KITTEN4U'S ROOM! THAT'S WHY IT PROVES HIS INNOCENCE! DON'T KILL US I HAVE SO MANY CASES TO LIVE FOOOR!"


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #214 on: September 09, 2011, 02:03:03 AM »
> BRISKLY APPLY DOORKNOB TO BARRED DOOR IN AN ACT OF INSANITY

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #215 on: September 09, 2011, 02:07:31 AM »
> "AAAAAAAAAAAA WAIT THE KNOB IS REMOVABLE FROM THE DOOR TO KITTEN4U'S ROOM! THAT'S WHY IT PROVES HIS INNOCENCE! DON'T KILL US I HAVE SO MANY CASES TO LIVE FOOOR!"

> The courtroom is still quiet. You can't even hear the neuro toxin entering the room.
> Wait, that's a good thing.

> "You are very late in explaining," GLaDOS responds. "Unfortunately, once a verdict has been reached, we require you press the Turnover Verdict Button to turn around the verdict. Oh, and the verdict? You're all guilty."
> As she says so, you can hear gasses entering the room. Oh, and you can see green fumes entering the room through the tubes.
> I'd like to tell you it was fun being your parser. The room is flooding with deadly neuro toxin.

> Dormio's saying something in Korean. Hero's throwing his harem to clog up the tubes, but the tubes are big and his harem is kind of dying the moment they near the tube and he can't clog up the tubes much.
> Serela's sobbing and weeping and doing Serela things.

> You are Shadoweh. Defence Attorney extra-ordinaire.
> You have BATTLED for pride. You have CRUSHED opposition, STOLEN dreams, KISSED guys and CHEATED on the guy you said you loved.
> You have done so many deplorable things. But is this how it'll end?
> Is this the time to surrender, to give up and say, "Well, better luck next time?"
> Well, for one, there's no next time, so that's a pretty good argument to say it isn't.
> But the decision is up to you.

> WHAT DO?
> BRISKLY APPLY DOORKNOB TO BARRED DOOR IN AN ACT OF INSANITY

> You briskly apply the doorknob to the barred door. Ze doorknob, it does nozing.

> There's still time before you keel over and die.

> WHAT DO?

>_

Conqueror

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #216 on: September 09, 2011, 02:08:30 AM »
>Put on maid outfit
>Use Appeal to Emotion on Hero to ask him to SAVE US PLEASE
>Oh, and press the Turnover Verdict Button just because we're lame.


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #217 on: September 09, 2011, 02:11:55 AM »
>Press the Turnover Verdict Button... with the doorknob.

Don't lynch me.

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #218 on: September 09, 2011, 02:13:58 AM »
>Put on maid outfit
>Use Appeal to Emotion on Hero to ask him to SAVE US PLEASE

> You put on Bard's Meido Costume.
> And appeal to Hero.
> Hero yells at you. "I'm a bit too busy saving my own arse here, save yourself!" He flings the last member of his harem into the tube, and succesfully clogs up one tube. Sadly the other tube is still spewing out a deadly neuro toxin.

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>Oh, and press the Turnover Verdict Button just because we're lame.
>Press the Turnover Verdict Button... with the doorknob.

> You'll get on that once you figure out where that goddamn button is.

> You're Still Alive.

>_

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #219 on: September 09, 2011, 02:17:01 AM »
> WHERE IS THE TURNOVER VERDICT BUTTON. PRESS IT.
> Maybe it's our Attorney Badge? Present it to GlaDoS, and uh, press it.
> "Dormio! BE A MAN! Take out that judge! Or press the button! BE A HERO DORMIO!"


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #220 on: September 09, 2011, 02:21:32 AM »
> WHERE IS THE TURNOVER VERDICT BUTTON. PRESS IT.
> Maybe it's our Attorney Badge? Present it to GlaDoS, and uh, press it.

> You have no clue where the button is.
> You PRESENT GLaDOS your Attorney Badge. It does nothing.

> You press the badge. You hear a subtle click.

> Suddenly, there is a massive explosion and one of the metal-barred doors is blown to smithereens.
> Edible waltzes in through the hole, armed with a rocket launcher machine gun. It's a machine gun that fires rockets OH GOD WHAT.

> "Don't worry, we're here to save you!" UK comes in as well, and uh. Uh. What. She's dual-wielding rocket launcher machine guns. Jesus christ is there a sale on ROCKET LAUNCHER MACHINE GUNS or something?!

> GLaDOS slowclaps again. "I guess that's that," she comments calmly, before the combined force of Edible and UK blasts her to smithereens.

> It takes a moment for all the smoke to disappear, but you realise you're saved. By Edible. And UK.

> Serela stares up to you. "So... am I saved? Did you succesfully defend me?"

>_

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #221 on: September 09, 2011, 02:28:33 AM »
> "Uh... yes! Yes I did!"
> "So why.. with the guns.. and the.. Kittan! Explain to me what is going on!"
> Wave our arms in a waffly confused manner that people find adorable.


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #222 on: September 09, 2011, 02:33:31 AM »
> "Uh... yes! Yes I did!"
> "So why.. with the guns.. and the.. Kittan! Explain to me what is going on!"
> Wave our arms in a waffly confused manner that people find adorable.

> You demand explanations! You wave your arms around cutely! You... owwwww! Ow ow ow! You feel a sharp pain on your head.
> The world distorts and twists and suddenly you're not in the court room.
> You're in a classroom. You think. You're seated, and had your head on the desk. There's even some drool there.

> Kitten4u is hunched over you with a worried look. "Are you okay? You fell asleep during the game."
> "Lame Survivor falling asleep," you hear Bard add.
> "You're just mad we won," Dormio says.

> You remember. You're in Mafia High and you were playing Mafia with all your friends and then you fell asleep and... you dreamt all that?
> You're just about to go back to sleep when you realise you've got something in your hand.

> It's a shiny Attorney Badge.



GOOD END

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #223 on: September 09, 2011, 03:00:10 AM »
Are you implying I dream about you in Meido Outfits Bardiche?!?!

>.>

<.<

How did you know?


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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #224 on: September 09, 2011, 03:18:44 AM »
Wat.

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #225 on: September 09, 2011, 03:19:35 AM »
You dream of me being shot in the head Shadoweh? :<
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
A life cool.. where can I download one of those?
Hurray for apathy!

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #226 on: September 09, 2011, 03:24:08 AM »
You dream of me being shot in the head Shadoweh? :<
She has deeply set mental issues.

HOORAY SHADOWEH SAVED ME  :]
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Conqueror

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #227 on: September 09, 2011, 03:24:41 AM »
It figures Shadoweh would dream about a role madness game beyond the likes of anything seen before.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version!
« Reply #228 on: September 09, 2011, 03:30:44 AM »
Phoenix Wright Mafia etc.

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version! [End!]
« Reply #229 on: September 09, 2011, 09:04:02 PM »
I do not dream of Kitten4u being shot! ;-; Everything else I can neither confirm nor deny.

Where are my unlocked scenes and background music Bardiche? >:(
> View Kitten4u death scene
> What's Shadoweh's theme song?
> What would have happened if we'd presented the evidence correctly? Would we have gotten Edible to the stand?


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Bardiche

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Re: Shadoweh Quest 2: Just(ice) Version! [End!]
« Reply #230 on: September 09, 2011, 09:06:34 PM »
I do not dream of Kitten4u being shot! ;-; Everything else I can neither confirm nor deny.

Where are my unlocked scenes and background music Bardiche? >:(

I already sang you Still Alive!

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> View Kitten4u death scene

> Bonus content not available.

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> What's Shadoweh's theme song?

> Bonus content not available.

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> What would have happened if we'd presented the evidence correctly? Would we have gotten Edible to the stand?

Yes.