Author Topic: MotK Call & Response! (Read 6086 times)

Kiro · « **on:** October 03, 2009, 10:38:46 AM »

Please refer to the original translation here for the layout that I followed. And of course: the vid is here. Enjoy!

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ZUN: And now a few words from the winner of this year's Crow Tengu Newspaper Convention Best Reporter award, Miss Aya Shameimaru.

Shameimaru!!

Aya: Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.

Shameimaru!!

Aya: Thank you. Good afternoon MotK. My name is Aya-

Shameimaru!!

Aya: Uh thanks. Would you let me speak?

Shameimaru...

Aya: Yea... anyways, I'm Aya Shameimaru. Now, having been bestowed with this award-

SHAMEIMARU!!!

Aya: Uh, I'd like to take a moment to thank CPMC-

CPMC!!!

Aya: Yes, CPMC's resident idiots and including the mods-

Letty!
Kilga!
Edible!

Aya: For providing me with news stories. Well, when I say news stories, I mostly mean pointless derailing threads...

Eeehehehehehe!
Shameeeimaruuuuuu!
HA HA HA, Aya-CHAN!

Aya: You know, this isn't an interview. Would you kindly be quiet?!

Shameimaru.

Aya: Well... I've seen the Idiot heirarchy get wiped, MotK torn down and then rebuilt. But I recall the one particularly good topic was the ongoing-

Donut thread!
Rou's sister!
Wayne's World!

Aya: Return to the Barren Path which migrated out of CPMC to-

Everything Else!

Aya: It wasn't Everything Else, but rather a more fantastical place-

Legs!
Thighs!
...Zettai
Ruroiki!

Aya: Unlimited Gameworks.

Unlimit--aaaaaaaah

Aya: From there, I noticed other neat topics such as-

Dream!
Maid!
Crawl!

Aya: Mafia. There's a lot of rage in there, but it looks fun.

Mafi-aaaaah
Scum!

Aya: In the thread, I noticed one unique phrase-

##Vote:
OMGUS!
WIFOM!
Bussing!
Scum Bus!

Aya: Yuyuko Doll...

Fiction!
waffle waffle waffle waffle

Aya: Yuyuko Doll, so I wondered what that was about. It just so happened that I knew of one person who would know about Yuyuko Dolls and that was-

Greyn!
A-F!

Aya: Ah, A-F made a sig for me once.

TSO!

Aya: No, TSO is PAC.

Zengar!

Aya: Zengar, Cleave so hard.

Theorin!

Aya: Well, Rin Satsuki doesn't exist~

E-Mouse!

Aya: E-Mouse... from the Exit I assume?

Fate-chan!

Aya: Fate? You must mean PAC.

Bread!

Aya: Dragoshi has a name you know.

Peenmaku!

Aya: Peen-- that pervert!

Jan-san!
Drake!

Aya: Oh, Drake! Drake! You're getting closer there.

Feito!
Matsuri!

Aya: Feito, you mean PAC. No, not PAC.

Mode!

Aya, No, not thinking about Mode.

e we

Aya: e we? What the heck does that mean?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Aya: What the hell was that?

Purvis!

Aya: Purvis M.F.D.?

If I could get some Touhou H...

Vic Viper!

Aya: Vic Viper? Don't make me say "The Last Hope for Mankind!"

dustyjo!

Aya: dustyjo's birthday...

Erebus!

Aya: Erebus--

If I could just get a torrent...

Aya: Hey Amaterasu! Stop looking for Hentai!

triangles!

Aya: trian-- which kind is she?

I don't know!

Aya: Well, you're totally useless. Stop talking, you guys.

You're going to have to Unfunny me to do that!

Aya: Hahaha, fine, that can be arranged.

Give me a recommendation for Touhou yuri.

STOP!

Aya: Stop for what?!

STOP HELEPOLIS!

Aya: What the hell for?

YOU MUST NOT USE ZUN'S GRAPHICS AND SOUND DATAS!

Aya: I said be quiet!

Listen up, you damned NEETMuffin.

Aya: I'm not a KimikoMuffin.

Fetishes!

Aya: Fetishes? Where'd that come from?

Look! 54 fetishes!

Aya: You don't need any more UK.

Hrm, this doujin has futanari in it...

Aya: I told you, stop with the pervy doujins!

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!!!

ANCHOR SMASH!!!

Aya: Wh-wh-what? Jesus Christ...

You-christ!

Aya: Byakuren has nothing to do with this!

DDR EXTREEEEEEEE-E-E-E-E-EME!!

Aya: EXTR-- will you guys shut up already?

usa~usa~usa~usa~

Aya: No, no more Usatei.

Pesco!

Aya: Goddamnit all, you're a bunch of idiots! Even for CPMC!

Slaves!

Aya: Slaves... my patience wears thin.

ZuN?

Sound Effect?

Aya: Eh, you guys gave up?

Umm... N-Forza.

Aya: Ah N-Forza, yes, him. Where does he live?

.....Japan!

Aya: That's right, yes yes yes, Japan! Alright, all together now. And...go.

Moriya...

Aya: Yes.

Shrine's...

Aya: Yea.

GOOD GIRL MIKO!!!

Aya: Yes, Exactly!

SHAMEIMARU!!!

Aya: This ain't a quiz. This isn't a fucking quiz!!!

Shameimaru.

Aya: This is a classroom.

Keine!

Aya: Stop interrupting me. You're all derailing shit again.

Oh if I could get some good Touhou H while my waifu is gone, oh I could, oh yes, Touhou H, quality Touhou H---

Aya: Damn it... would you shut up about your hentai you bastard!

Ooooh, Touhou H!
Fap fap fap...
Futafy!

Aya: Am I just at the bottom of your Touhou-sorts?

Aya: Uhhh... reporting in CPMC is a constant battle of learning nothing.

Shameimaru!

Aya: SHUT UP I'M PISS!!!!

Haha, she stole one of Yukari's cards.

Shameimaru needs to deal with it.

Aya: It's true that I've won such a prestigious award, but I've still never been on a date.

You damn introvert!

Aya: I am still a bit shy but I hope to continue to learn how to date and slowly change for the better. So please look after me.

Shameimaru.

Aya: I look forward to change. Kinda like that one politician who says vote for change...

BARACK OBAMA!!!

Aya: Yes, Exactly!

SHAMEIMARU!!!!!

Shameimaru.

...
...

Good job peoples.
Well done CPMC!
Oh, man ...
Yeah, this one derailed spectacularly.
No kidding!
*smirk*
Man, you can never bet money on what we'll talk about.
Simply the best.
Yeah, sure is.
What a thread.

Aya-chan, wear these tights!

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:41:58 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14&fmt=18

Hououin Kyouma · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:47:49 AM »

hmmmm.... lacks me

Kiro · « **Reply #3 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:57:08 AM »

Yea, I obviously couldn't get everyone in. I tried to incorporate as many people as I could though and some fit in to my themes better than others.

N-Forza · « **Reply #4 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:57:54 AM »

So what would Sanae know about Yuyuko dolls?

Dragoshi · « **Reply #5 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:58:57 AM »

'Bread!' 'Dragoshi has a name you know.'

Thank you, Aya. You are a real help. :V

Though, man. That... was pretty amazing.

LHCling · « **Reply #6 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:09:24 AM »

Definitely amazing to read.

Nobu · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2009, 01:15:10 PM »

STOP!

STOP HELEPOLIS!

Now we just need to get this subbed onto the actual video.

N-Forza · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2009, 02:16:51 PM »

Quote from: Nobu~ on October 03, 2009, 01:15:10 PM

Now we just need to get this dubbed onto the actual video.

Matsuri · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2009, 02:28:52 PM »

Ahahaha, that was great.

Nobu · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:15:36 PM »

The only problem with dubbing though..

How exactly DO you pronounce 'e we'?

Sana · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Nobu~ on October 03, 2009, 03:15:36 PM

The only problem with dubbing though..

How exactly DO you pronounce 'e we'?

I thought it was "ee wee"? :S

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:34:19 PM »

WIN.

Also, are we going to get a male or female voice for Aya?

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:43:12 PM »

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Look! 54 fetishes!

Pathetic! I'm at at least 88 right now! AND COUNTING!

Drake · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2009, 04:54:21 PM »

Hahaha, just great.

Nobu · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2009, 04:58:16 PM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on October 03, 2009, 03:43:12 PM

Pathetic! I'm at at least 88 right now! AND COUNTING!

You actually have tried to list your fetishes? O_o

I'd be interested in seeing that list. Hah. And making a list myself. But wouldn't it be hard drawing the line between some fetishes?

Gpop · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:08:30 PM »

Quote from: Nobu~ on October 03, 2009, 04:58:16 PM

You actually have tried to list your fetishes? O_o

I'd be interested in seeing that list. Hah. And making a list myself. But wouldn't it be hard drawing the line between some fetishes?

Yeah he did once. I forgot where though. Some kind of fetish thread I believe.

Quote from: EasyMuffin on October 03, 2009, 03:34:19 PM

WIN.

Also, are we going to get a male or female voice for Aya?

I like it with a male voice. It was funny that way.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:10:57 PM »

Oh god yes.

Helepolis · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Kiro on October 03, 2009, 10:38:46 AM

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING MURASA!!!

ANCHOR SMASH!!!

This one made me giggle in real life.

This video needs to be made and random things has to be drawn.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:18:56 PM »

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Yeah he did once. I forgot where though. Some kind of fetish thread I believe.

Yes, she did once

Quote

You actually have tried to list your fetishes? O_o

I'd be interested in seeing that list. Hah. And making a list myself. But wouldn't it be hard drawing the line between some fetishes?

Eh, I just wanted to beat A-F.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #20 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:22:12 PM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on October 03, 2009, 05:18:56 PM

Eh, I just wanted to beat A-F.

Who won anyways?

Gpop · « **Reply #21 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:23:53 PM »

Hmm...I feel like doing this with my friend, since he loves the Sekken-ya version so much.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on October 03, 2009, 05:18:56 PM

Yes, she did once

I have the tendency to refer everyone as a male.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #22 on:** October 03, 2009, 05:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on October 03, 2009, 05:22:12 PM

Who won anyways?

It was rather indeterminate. I think by the board wipe I had the upper hand.

Quote

I have the tendency to refer everyone as a male.

Fair for the internet, but irritating.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #23 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on October 03, 2009, 05:22:12 PM

Who won anyways?

She did.

My fetishes were not nearly enough.
(despite the fact I generally masturbate to every living thing on the planet)
I mean.. damn, DEEP SEA ISOPODS?!

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #24 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:36:17 PM »

Quote from: Kiro on October 03, 2009, 10:38:46 AM

Mode!

Aya, No, not thinking about Mode.

e we

Aya: e we? What the heck does that mean?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I died.

Tengukami · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:53:44 PM »

I, for one, am honored to see that my legacy is my unquenchable thirst for quality Touhou H-doujins that have no futanification.

Gpop · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2009, 06:59:14 PM »

Quote from: Kiro on October 03, 2009, 10:38:46 AM

Futanify!

It's Futafy btw.

Kiro · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:00:38 PM »

Quote from: N-Forza on October 03, 2009, 10:57:54 AM

So what would Sanae know about Yuyuko dolls?

Well, Aya thought you could get Yuyuko dolls from the real world/Japan so she thought of you. And then it got linked to Sanae who also came from the Real World. But mainly... it's Sanae because I wanted something to rhyme with "binbo miko."

Quote from: Koipop on October 03, 2009, 06:59:14 PM

It's Futafy btw.

Ooh, thanks. I couldn't find that thread so I had to guess a little on that one. Will edit in, it sounds better anyways.

Thanks everyone for the comments. I had a whim to do this since the Idol Contest, but finally sat down and cranked out the bulk of it last night. It'd be fun to voice record, but no plans have been made at the moment and I'm not much of an editor. If someone wants to put a recording or video edit in, go ahead.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #28 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:44:45 PM »

It's kinda funny how I have no real schtick whatsoever.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #29 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:51:57 PM »

Quote from: E-mouse on October 03, 2009, 08:44:45 PM

It's kinda funny how I have no real schtick whatsoever.

You've stopped posting images for every situation, so. :S

Author Topic: MotK Call & Response! (Read 6086 times)

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