All right, time to explain the thought process.
UD pitched me an idea on IRC: "Hey, it would be awesome if you and I had a stage battle." He suggested that he and I should should pretend to get in a kind of fight on CMPC for the entertainment of all. I said yes, of course, using the basis of writing, and who was the better writer.
But then this happened.
[21:09] <UD-Work> You know what worries me?
[21:09] <UD-Work> I think we could do this forever.
[21:09] <UD-Work> I see absolutely nothing stopping us.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> D:
[21:09] <UD-Work> Forever.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> That is terrible!
[21:09] <UD-Work> I want to brainstorm about comedic conclusions.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> We have to do something immensely stupid, and soon!
[21:10] <UD-Work> Brb, break.
[21:10] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> o>
[21:14] <UD-Work> I do have an idea.
[21:14] <UD-Work> It's amazingly stupid.
[21:14] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Tell me.
[21:14] <UD-Work> Some new people show up,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Specifically,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Shikieiki Yamaxanadu,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Yuyuko Saigyouji
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Oh my word.
[21:15] <UD-Work> And each begin berating their fans for being so argumentative.
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> You... is this going where I think it's-- yes, it went where I thought it was going.
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Bahahahahahaha.
[21:16] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> This will be an incredibly stupid finish of fantastic proportions. \o/
[21:17] <UD-Work> Tell me before we get started.
[21:18] <UD-Work> However, I must ask a favor.
[21:18] <UD-Work> Let Shikieiki be the first, and let her rebuke you first.
[21:18] <UD-Work> Then Yuyuko will come in, agree with her after-death colleague, and begin berating me.
[21:19] <UD-Work> But let me be ready for it.
[21:19] <UD-Work> I want to do Yuyuko's reply soon after you do Shiki's.
[21:19] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> That is an awesome idea, UD!
[21:20] <UD-Work> Thanks.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Too bad it can't be Yumemi. :<
[21:20] <UD-Work> Hopefully that'll make up for me being such a sucky arguer.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> It would be less effective if it were Yumemi, though.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Shikieiki smackdown is just too appropriate.
It's a pity Mima is a British evil spirit, he's asleep right now. Or else Evil Spirit Mima might have shown up as well. Inviting him into this thread was a neat idea. And to clear things up, I actually like UD and Mima's works a whole lot, but yes, Kriegs' stuff is awesome and Rou deserves an honorable mention as well.
We hope this has been fun for you guys, as it has certainly been a learning experience for the both of us. Thanks to the Meiling hijackers, as I got all sorts of neat-o images from them. Thanks to the rest of you for laughing at our silly Writers' Mafia.
Take the floor, UD!