Hahahaha oh wow, UD. You really have sunk low.
Time for me to come clean. When I was seventeen years old, I looked up to you. Yes, I know. How shameful it is for me to admit it!
You were the awesome trailblazer who had set a standard for all of us aspiring fanfiction writers; one day, we too could put pen to paper, fingers to keyboard, and with dedication and hard work, create a masterpiece that would set right all the wrongs of the fanfiction genre. So I clawed my way to the top, in the harsh environment of the Touhou Imageboard-- I had no money, so I couldn't afford a fancy website like Usually Dead dot fucking com-- and slowly made myself a reputation, as the new literary paragon of Touhou fanfiction.
And who else was up there but you! You, my idol, who then turned around and wrote Remixed Cherry Blossom. I mean, what the fuck was that all about?! You cater to your fanboyism and create YUYUKO OF NAZARETH, SAVIOUR OF HUMANKIND and make her the focal point of RCB?! What the fuck was that?! You talk big about "life experience" and "wisdom", but your many years (and oh man, there are plenty of them) have obviously not helped you learn that you shouldn't let your gushing fanboyism over your Mary Sues-- whoops, I meant "favourite characters"-- take precedence over basic things like PLOT.
You are nothing but a disappointment, UD. When I got to your level, I saw that I hadn't even come very far from the bottom. Yeah, I'm young, I concede that. But after seeing what your countless millenia of experience have given you, ie: the writing skill of a pimply thirteen-year-old who bangs his Yuyuko dakimakura to the tune of Border of Life every night-- it's no mark of shame to say that I'm young, since my sheer raw talent is what makes me write better than you do.
Also, Shikieiki bashing? Coming from a committed boobghost fan? I'm sorry, I've got to clean off my monitor, that sentence made me spit my juice all over it. Next time you decide to bash my choice in characters, make sure yours isn't a shallow, pathetic excuse for a final boss.
And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go draw Shikieiki fanart now. Yeah, you heard me. Draw. Not all of us are confined to one artistic talent, you know. Peace, bitch.