>Attempt to gloat through the cupcake.
>Attempt to remove the cupcake by using the spoon for leverage.
>"Aaafaafaaafaa." Close enough.
>Your attempts to pry the cupcake out lead to nothing other than a horrible creaking sound coming from the spoon. Delicious winces at the mere sound of it. Like any good fairy, you keep trying long after it's obvious you're getting nowhere-
*SNAP*Congratulations. You are now holding the handle of a wooden spoon. You hear sniffling sounds coming from behind the cupcake tray.
> Spit the cupcake out, Yoshi-style.
> Sadly you only really know how to do the eating half of your Yoshi impression. If this cupcake is going anywhere, it's going down. It'll be a bit easier now that the spoon handle's come off, at least.
> If the above two plans don't work and we can't pull the cupcake back out, just swallow it to get rid of it.
>You summon up all your gusto, channeling memories of your short-lived career in the Fairy Extreme Eating Championships. Years of training echo through your mind,
that unconquerable drive to be a champion, coach's gruff voice resounding in your ear. Are you gonna let some silly cupcake get the better of you?
Not a chance in hell.It is a little known fact that fairies can eat more or less anything if they try hard enough. But it takes conviction, heart, and real courage to become one of the true eating greats. The fight between the cupcake and your gullet is long and fierce, but you eventually emerge the victor. Even with half a spoon embedded in it, the cupcake still tastes pretty damn good, although you never did that 'chewing' thing coach always suggested.
> Continue as if nothing had happened.
> You casually stroll out of the kitchen, back to the 4-way junction. You are still holding half of Golden Delicious' wooden spoon, the other half of which is currently sitting in your stomach.
