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~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Mystia's Stored Games => Topic started by: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM

Title: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: PX on January 17, 2013, 07:11:23 AM
This will be a custom version of Everybody is Mafia Mafia that I made up. Everybody is free to sign up.

Rules:
1) Free for all
2) Any sort of discussion is allowed, and even recommended
3) During each turn, you may perform one of the following actions: Fire at X, Trade up a Gun, or Reflect Bullets
4) For Firing, you initially have a 1/6 chance of actually shooting. This is Russian Roulette after all. For each time you don't successfully fire, your chances of successfully firing the next time increases to 1/5, 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, and 1/1
5) For Trading, you may trade in a gun with 1 bullet loaded to a gun with 2 bullets, increasing your odds of firing to 2/6, or trade up to 3 bullets, and so on
6) If you successfully Fire, you will automatically be given a gun with 1 bullet loaded, regardless of how many you have in the gun you just used
7) You may Reflect bullets instead, causing anyone who successfully fires at you this turn to kill themselves instead. If you use this, then you cannot use it for the next 2 turns
8) Everybody's rolls will be posted on updates, but not who they targeted. Lower numbers mean success
9) You all have one life

Feel free to ask questions and I will try to explain in greater detail

Sign Ups:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
3)capth
4)Shadoweh
5)Kilga
6)Zakeri
7)BT
8)LaserTurtle
9)Hero999
10)ActionDan
11)DrRawr
12)Schezo
13)Edible
14)Prims
15)Zengar
16)Darkolda
17)Bob
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Conqueror on January 17, 2013, 07:12:45 AM
first
also /in
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 17, 2013, 07:13:04 AM
First!

Warning - choo choo i'm a train

Second!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: capt. h on January 17, 2013, 07:16:08 AM
/in

Load gun.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Shadoweh on January 17, 2013, 08:00:33 AM
/in to reflect bullets so I see Day 2
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 17, 2013, 11:30:49 AM
me me me me me
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 17, 2013, 11:50:33 AM
In to Shoot Shadoweh so her reflected bullets kills me night one while on complete accident.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: BT on January 17, 2013, 11:51:40 AM
/in to reflect ALL the bullets
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: LaserTurtle on January 17, 2013, 12:57:46 PM
/in to be an idiot and fire at whoever the random number generator tells me to.

oh and to reflect bullets, too maybe.

Or maybe I'll just trade up until I have a gun that's loaded with 7 bullets.

Or maybe I'll ramble on like an idiot, like what I'm doing right now.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Hero999 on January 17, 2013, 02:06:23 PM
/in
Prepare to Die!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: ActionDan on January 17, 2013, 05:46:09 PM
/in.

don't shoot me plz
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: ActionDan on January 17, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
I think I'll make a model that tells me what's mathematically best to do.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 17, 2013, 06:03:03 PM
/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Schezo on January 17, 2013, 06:10:57 PM
/in to POW people
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Edible on January 17, 2013, 06:21:55 PM
/out

HA HA HA /in
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: PX on January 17, 2013, 06:52:33 PM
Alright, now that everybody that's involved in mafia is already in, I'll give everybody else 36 hours until we start.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 17, 2013, 07:41:08 PM
I don't see why we need to water down Everybody is Mafia Mafia by adding in luck elements. Way to lower the skill ceiling and casualize it for new players. This is Melee -> Brawl all over again.

/in
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 17, 2013, 08:08:56 PM
Is upgrading just changing an existing blank to a real bullet or is it meant to mime actually handing one gun in and receiving another? For example, if you upgrade a 1/5 gun, does it go to 2/5 or 1/3?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: PX on January 17, 2013, 08:24:10 PM
You receive another gun, so it goes to 1/3, not 2/5
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 17, 2013, 08:39:01 PM
Oh god, do want.
/in!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Darkoda on January 17, 2013, 10:05:09 PM
Why not?
/in
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: Mr_Bob on January 18, 2013, 09:29:40 AM
1. Can players shoot at themselves?
2. /in representing Team 'Ski
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia
Post by: PX on January 18, 2013, 09:25:57 PM
1. Can players shoot at themselves?

Eh sure

And thus, the game starts... Now. You have 24 hours to send in orders.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 18, 2013, 09:28:21 PM
do we just post it here or pm you?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: O4rfish on January 18, 2013, 10:11:50 PM
do we just post it here or pm you?

8) Everybody's rolls will be posted on updates, but not who they targeted. Lower numbers mean success

Send a PM.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Schezo on January 18, 2013, 10:16:35 PM
Everyone please be shootings ActionDan
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: capt. h on January 18, 2013, 10:51:25 PM
I claim bulletproof nrighbor vig.

#Vote PX.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 18, 2013, 10:52:01 PM
Everyone please be shootings ActionDan
done
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 18, 2013, 10:59:53 PM
I claim death miller.
With that out of the way, I think this is a bastard mod, and that the real scum is actually PX.
Therefore, I propose that we all shoot Shadoweh.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: PX on January 18, 2013, 11:00:44 PM
do we just post it here or pm you?

Whatever you want, PMs take priority over what you post here
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 18, 2013, 11:14:03 PM
7) You may Reflect bullets instead, causing anyone who successfully fires at you to kill themselves instead. If you use this, then you cannot use it for 2 turns

In a row or total?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Edible on January 19, 2013, 12:32:18 AM
I claim pesco.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 19, 2013, 01:35:46 AM
##Vote: Zakeri
I don't trust any of you.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 19, 2013, 01:44:23 AM
удача, Товарищи!

##голос: нет линчевание
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 02:32:18 AM
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M)
Россия Родина моя :qq:

4)Shadoweh
Many ruble to comrade who shoot this capitalist!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 19, 2013, 03:12:13 AM
Umm

Shabaloop a doo
Boop a doonie doo
Ker-kerpishba ba loopa doop.
Myrka derby dalaloo.

...did I get that right?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 05:32:25 AM
Actually I'll just claim this now.

I got a special role pm before the game started. Once in the game, I can prevent one player from using any of their abilities for one phase. I'm using it on Shadoweh tonight. That means no reflection, no nothing. You know what that means. The more people we have, the better chance of success.

PX best worst bastard mod.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 19, 2013, 05:33:49 AM
ok i will follow your every order
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Schezo on January 19, 2013, 05:34:35 AM
That doesn't sound like "kill ActionDan" so shut your suck
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 05:35:55 AM
You know Dan's just going to put on the reflectors.

This is 100% guaranteed safe. As seen on TV!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 19, 2013, 05:41:47 AM
~_~ I don't like you
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 19, 2013, 05:54:27 AM
guys, i have received a special role pm that reveals to me the alignment of every other player. i can guarantee that conqueror is aligned with the mafia. shoot him, it'll be proven once he flips.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 05:58:10 AM
im town my role pm says so
obvious chainsaw is obvious, we can take care of huhwhat after shadoweh flips scum
remember the parable about the bundle of sticks. if we all go after our own hero vigs then we're bound to fail, devastated by probability
but if we stick together, we can kill anyone
we get it there are multiple scum; one scum at a time! there's no rush really.
blood for the blood god
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 06:16:24 AM
That doesn't sound like "kill ActionDan" so shut your suck

why dost thou hate me so!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Schezo on January 19, 2013, 06:19:33 AM
I hate everyone.  I'm impartial to hating people. :3
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 06:21:43 AM
guys you better not not be shooting shadoweh i swear this power is real and if i see less than half the people in the game aimed for shadoweh tomorrow im going to shoot myself, im that mad b/c you made me waste it
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 19, 2013, 06:34:06 AM
The fuck guys?
Stop squabbling and ##Vote PX already.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: capt. h on January 19, 2013, 06:36:12 AM
Hi5 Dormio

Lets form a townie voting block.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 19, 2013, 06:46:16 AM
you guys i can only shoot one person. quit giving me mixed messages
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 06:51:08 AM
Hi5 Dormio

Lets form a townie voting block.
only scum suggest townie voting blocks
shadoweh/huhwhat/capth
c-c-could it really be this easy?  :o
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 19, 2013, 07:03:04 AM
only scum would suggest that only scum would suggest a town voting block.
##Unvote: some loser
##Vote: Conqueror
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 19, 2013, 07:05:59 AM
only scum would suggest that only scum would suggest a town voting block.
obv scum chainsaw suggesting that only scum would suggest that scum would suggest a town voting block
but it doesn't matter because px is the one and only true scum and we need to kill him now
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Pesco on January 19, 2013, 07:41:30 AM
I claim pesco.

Wut? When did I become yours?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 19, 2013, 07:42:47 AM
When Kilga abandoned you in the rain.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 19, 2013, 08:32:07 AM
only scum would suggest that only scum would suggest a town voting block.
##Unvote: some loser
##Vote: Conqueror

shadoweh/huhwhat/capth/zakeri

man there are so many scum in this game, it's a pity i can only use this power on one person, would be great if it didn't go to waste, right?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 19, 2013, 08:54:50 AM
guys you better not not be shooting shadoweh i swear this power is real and if i see less than half the people in the game aimed for shadoweh tomorrow im going to shoot myself, im that mad b/c you made me waste it
well conq used appeal to emotion. he is essentially caught scum.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: BT on January 19, 2013, 09:34:13 AM
I claim scum

guys you better not not be shooting shadoweh i swear this power is real and if i see less than half the people in the game aimed for shadoweh tomorrow im going to shoot myself, im that mad b/c you made me waste it
Okay
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Mr_Bob on January 19, 2013, 09:48:53 AM
One cannot call themselves proper Russian goon, without surviving a round of Roulette.

##Shoot: Bobski
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 19, 2013, 11:29:53 AM
guys cmon I swear I'm towny obvtown this game :<
To prove it I will start writing fanfiction about you all right now! It will be posted tomorrow
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 19, 2013, 11:59:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/SIgz6Rq.png)
ok

guys cmon I swear I'm towny obvtown this game :<
To prove it I will start writing fanfiction about you all right now! It will be posted tomorrow
this mans try posting fluff to look like goodmans

claims writing story town, but indicative of alignment? no, is information instead analysis

i see posts and think, shadowman badmans ?!? so i read peachman post

obvious chainsaw is obvious, we can take care of huhwhat after shadoweh flips scum
lines up lynches, is obvious knows buddy's flip!

pls be shooting these mans
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 19, 2013, 12:04:35 PM
not while I'm eating cake damnit!
You know I'm the only one who gets that j.. no wait, and Conq because he is a stalker
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 01:55:36 PM
not while I'm eating cake damnit!
You know I'm the only one who gets that j.. no wait, and Conq because he is a stalker

BT and I will be in the corner,

crying.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: BT on January 19, 2013, 02:24:14 PM
Sorry, I don't share corners

I don't think you quite nailed it
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 19, 2013, 05:19:51 PM
You guys it's night you can't vote because you have guns and you can't write a vote with a gun in your hand have you tried to write with guns it's hella hard
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Schezo on January 19, 2013, 06:04:36 PM
I can fit a revolver in my hand and write.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Hero999 on January 19, 2013, 07:48:00 PM
guys cmon I swear I'm towny obvtown this game :<
To prove it I will start writing fanfiction about you all right now! It will be posted tomorrow

Looking forward to it Kay!? :D
STORIES STORIES STORIES~!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: LaserTurtle on January 19, 2013, 08:35:49 PM
Guys I would like to tell you all that nobody is mafia here. We're all just paranoid townies. All of us.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: PX on January 19, 2013, 08:47:12 PM
45 minutes left to send orders. I'll update whenever I can

E: Haven't figured out what to do if you fail to send orders on time, so might as well have you shoot yourself. This is Russian Roulette after all
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 19, 2013, 08:50:09 PM
I'll be completely disappointed if half of the people in this game don't die
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 08:56:53 PM
why is that, thou knave?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 19, 2013, 09:17:49 PM
I'll be completely disappointed if half of the people in this game don't die
That's anti-town.
And also very improbable because even if we all shoot a different person, only 1/6 of us will die probabilistically speaking.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: PX on January 19, 2013, 10:04:44 PM
Day 2 opens, and already two are dead. Two less traitors in your path to victory

Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
24 hours blah

Shadoweh: 1
LaserTurtle: 2
Hero999: 5
ActionDan: 6
DrRawr: 1
Huh what: 5
Darkoda: 2
Mr Bob: 2
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 19, 2013, 10:07:39 PM
Requesting a replacement. I don't feel like playing in an unannounced noflip game.

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 19, 2013, 10:08:38 PM
Lock and load, baby. It's time to roll.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 10:09:29 PM
Back to Italy we go Shadoweh.

Let's scum it up
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: capt. h on January 19, 2013, 10:31:28 PM
Now we'll never see Shadoweh fanfiction.  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 19, 2013, 10:52:51 PM
Better like this. Fanfiction would have been... shadowy
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Hero999 on January 19, 2013, 10:54:03 PM
...Question!
Is the number next to our name the number of people that tried to kill the person!?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Hero999 on January 19, 2013, 10:58:33 PM
Nevermind me, being stooopid :<
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 11:02:04 PM
Also Schezo's reflector shield is down.

Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: ActionDan on January 19, 2013, 11:04:01 PM
oh lol nvm.

fuck your luck rawr.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 19, 2013, 11:06:09 PM
 :toot:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 20, 2013, 02:04:49 AM
No one likes italians :<
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Schezo on January 20, 2013, 02:11:02 AM
I know I don't.

Please be firings on CaptH
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 20, 2013, 02:12:01 AM
I know I don't.

Please be firings on CaptH
yes master
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 20, 2013, 02:12:55 AM
Please be firings on CaptH
Only if you update monopoly.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 03:13:05 AM
obvious chainsaw is obvious, we can take care of huhwhat after shadoweh flips scum
Quote
<Shadowmeh> -.-
<Shadowmeh> If I am reading that correctly I shot myself didn't I
Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
Damn, I am too fucking good at this game.

##Shoot huhwhat

Now we'll never see Shadoweh fanfiction.  :ohdear:
capth shots are okay too, who would want fanfiction from a scumbag? it'd probably be something like this anyway:
Quote
Dear Diary,
Today I mislynched a townie. ^_^ It felt great! I could feel all the townie motivation flying out the door! I can't wait to kill more townies tonight!
so yeah no
ill catch the rest of the scum when im not feeling lazy but this should be enough for now
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 03:46:17 AM
i feel like such a dominant force in this game, like the captain of the titanic.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: capt. h on January 20, 2013, 03:52:20 AM
I know I don't.

Please be firings on CaptH

Not cool, man.

Cos'hai contro gli italiani?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 20, 2013, 06:51:22 AM
Damn, I am too fucking good at this game.

##Shoot huhwhat

Leaving yourself open is one thing, but announcing it?
Ohohohohoho

##Shoot: Conqueror
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 1)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 07:02:31 AM
shadoweh/huhwhat/capth/zakeri
quoting for bragging rights

don't worry zakeri your turn will come soon enough
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 20, 2013, 07:04:14 AM
My only salvation is that I am last on the list :ohdear:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 20, 2013, 07:05:00 AM
Oh, and that's you're doing to die tonight. :3
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 20, 2013, 07:12:09 AM
conqueror, if zak and i are scumbuddies then how do you explain me attempting to shoot him last night
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 08:44:39 AM
Oh, and that's you're doing to die tonight. :3
Impossible. I have already seen all the endings and rejected all the ones where I do not win. My victory is inevitable. Gaze in wonder at the cogs of destiny and despair as you accept your lowly fate.

conqueror, if zak and i are scumbuddies then how do you explain me attempting to shoot him last night
Big plays, man. Big plays.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 20, 2013, 08:54:08 AM
Impossible. I have already seen all the endings and rejected all the ones where I do not win. My victory is inevitable. Gaze in wonder at the cogs of destiny and despair as you accept your lowly fate.
君の勝負がただのうそですよね。
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: PX on January 20, 2013, 10:43:50 AM
Next update will probably be late because fuck you
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 09:32:39 PM
##Shoot: huhwhat again just in case
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 20, 2013, 09:33:48 PM
Kumquat.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: PX on January 20, 2013, 09:36:18 PM
Kumquat.

Pickle berry kumquat
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: Schezo on January 20, 2013, 09:37:43 PM
I only like normal kumquat please.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 2)
Post by: PX on January 20, 2013, 10:16:21 PM
As everyone woke up, they finally realized something. All the bronies were finally gone. And everyone was happy.

Capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
24 hours

Conq: 2
Capth: 1
Zak: 6
Bt: 2
Laser: 4
Hero: 5
Rawr: 1
Schezo: 1
Edible: 2
Zengar: 4
Dark: 2
Bob: 2
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 20, 2013, 10:20:25 PM
wth schezo wtf do i do now
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 20, 2013, 10:21:58 PM
Fucking ponies.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Hero999 on January 20, 2013, 10:24:57 PM
...I'm scared!
##Reflect
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Schezo on January 20, 2013, 10:25:18 PM
I'm not a pony!  I would kill you for this slander if I still had a gun!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: ActionDan on January 20, 2013, 10:33:28 PM
wtf is Rawr's luck level right now
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 10:34:24 PM
List of people who have yet to shoot:
Quote
2)Dormio
5)Kilga
14)Prims
##Shoot: Prims

@mod, will we get full night actions at game end?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: PX on January 20, 2013, 10:36:15 PM
So yeah capth, numbers right? :V
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 10:40:58 PM
Also, since it's safe to post this now:
Quote
<Shadoweh> I tried to shoot you btw
<Conq> congrats
<Conq> wait what
<Shadoweh> I succeeded in shooting you
<Shadoweh> And shot myself
<Shadoweh> you reflective bastard
:smug:

I welcome the rest of you to shoot me. Like I said, I already know I'm winning. So come at me. Every inch of me will resist you!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: BT on January 20, 2013, 11:17:24 PM
I can shoot you from beyond the grave if you want
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 20, 2013, 11:27:15 PM
Yes! Punish me for my misconduct! Defeat me before I school the rest of you chumps! It's just so boring winning like this, you know?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: ActionDan on January 20, 2013, 11:37:58 PM
inb4 Rawr rolls a 1 again
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: capt. h on January 20, 2013, 11:50:48 PM
So yeah capth, numbers right? :V

As long as my moves are optimal, I can't have a regret.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 20, 2013, 11:52:13 PM
inb4 Rawr rolls a 1 again
umad still?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Schezo on January 21, 2013, 12:21:10 AM
Drrawr please be shootings Edible in my stead
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 21, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
i dont talk to dead people
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 21, 2013, 01:31:36 AM
Shoot huhwhat for me, I don't want to die alone.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 21, 2013, 06:10:21 AM
Shoot huhwhat for me, I don't want to die alone.
if i wanted to die, it sure as hell wouldnt be next to you :|
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 21, 2013, 06:59:58 AM
It's okay, I can guarantee huhwhat won't use reflect tonight! I'm actually two-shot, you see.  :colbert:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 21, 2013, 07:25:44 PM
I like how all of my choices for an impulse shot happen to be the three people who died last night.

##Shoot: Zengar
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: PX on January 21, 2013, 10:37:06 PM
As people woke up once again, they noticed a certain shop was missing. It seemed like the owner couldn't pay her debt, and the land was taken away. Poor soul.

Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.
24 hours

Conq: 4
Dormio: 2
Zakeri: 2
LaserTurtle: 4
Hero999: 3
Edible: 4
HuhWhat: 4
Darkoda: 2
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 21, 2013, 10:40:48 PM
And so Dormio draws blood.
Fare thee well, Darkoda.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 21, 2013, 10:54:05 PM
so who did zakeri shoot?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 3)
Post by: Conqueror on January 22, 2013, 02:32:44 AM
so who did zakeri shoot?
I like how all of my choices for an impulse shot happen to be the three people who died last night.

##Shoot: Zengar
A distinct possibility.

Unfortunately I find myself wanting to ##Shoot: huhwhat.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 22, 2013, 09:55:12 AM
For someone whose been shooting huh what you sure seem to be doing a bad job. The hypnotoad in his avatar is deflecting you!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: PX on January 22, 2013, 09:24:38 PM
Update going to be when I get home, numbers are so fucked I need the notes on my comp.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: PX on January 22, 2013, 11:08:41 PM
DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game. You all can stay in hell and continue. 24h

Conq: 3
Dormio: 6
LaserTurtle: 2
Hero999: 2
DrRawr: 1
HuhWhat: 3
Zengar: 3
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 22, 2013, 11:09:26 PM
The highest roll wins!
... Wait a moment...
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Hero999 on January 22, 2013, 11:13:59 PM
...Whaaaaaaaaat
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 22, 2013, 11:15:24 PM
How many times has HW traded up so far anyway?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Conqueror on January 22, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
just to be clear, kilga is still in the game right?

edit: ##shoot huhwhat etc etc
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 22, 2013, 11:18:01 PM
Well he's not dead.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 22, 2013, 11:21:43 PM
10/10 would shoot myself again
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 22, 2013, 11:22:41 PM
Alive:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
5)Kilga
8)LaserTurtle
9)Hero999
13)Edible
14)Prims
15)Zengar
17)Bob

Dead:
3)capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
4)Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
6)Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
7)BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
10)ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
11)DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game.
12)Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
16)Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 22, 2013, 11:26:57 PM
I suddenly understand nothing.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 4)
Post by: Conqueror on January 22, 2013, 11:35:13 PM
For someone whose been shooting huh what you sure seem to be doing a bad job. The hypnotoad in his avatar is deflecting you!
i mean the really interesting part is the psychological aspect. we know that I reflected on night one and have been hipfiring the rest of the game. meanwhile huhwhat has a non-firing action on n2. which means that if he didn't reflect that night then he should be more likely to fire off a successful shot than i am, shot for shot.
anyway ive been publically declaring my shots on him (although it's true that you dont know if im actually aiming for him). now if he really wants he can get into a 1v1 with me and have probability dictate that the odds are in his favour if not at least equal. good deal right? problem is that with such a low sample size probabilities that are not 1 or 0 are unreliable, and either one of us could get off a lucky shot at any time. so what does he do? does he use reflect when the chambers start ticking down? do we continue to shoot at each other until the world ends, not giving a fuck (likely)? does he just ignore me (the other likely possibility)? what does he think if i dont declare an action on him inthread? what happens if I say ##shoot huhwhat but aim for a bigger threat instead? does any of it matter in the end??????

i just want to see the detailed night actions in endgame.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 22, 2013, 11:35:59 PM
How many times has HW traded up so far anyway?
once, on night 2 iirc
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Conqueror on January 22, 2013, 11:46:09 PM
i just want my diploma already  :colbert:
all this stress brought on by unpredictability is giving me stabbing pains
in my heart
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 22, 2013, 11:55:15 PM
somehow i haven't attempted to shoot conq once this entire game
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 22, 2013, 11:55:59 PM
try shooting dormio instead
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: PX on January 23, 2013, 12:27:00 AM
somehow i haven't attempted to shoot conq once this entire game

You could always fix that problem :V
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 01:17:18 AM
somehow i haven't attempted to shoot conq once this entire game
this is just wifom trying to get me to discredit my own reads after i called out 4 scum night 1
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 23, 2013, 01:23:47 AM
just to be clear, kilga is still in the game right?

Well he's not dead.

да, Товарищи, Я играю!

##голос: нет линчевание
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: ActionDan on January 23, 2013, 03:42:53 AM
It looks like Rawr 1
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: PX on January 23, 2013, 09:44:40 PM
Ha! Left turn, early update. 24hours

Kilgamayan, playing Madoka Kaname, became a god and settled all the magical girls with peace.
Hero999, playing Sayaka Miki, couldn't handle the suffering and died alone.
Edible, playing Mami Tomoe, finally made a friend. And died.
Zengar, playing Kyouko Sakura, sacrificed herself. It accomplished nothing.

Conq: 4
LaserTurtle: 1
Hero999: 1
Edible: 3
HuhWhat: 1
Zengar: 1
Bob: 1
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 5)
Post by: Edible on January 23, 2013, 09:46:24 PM
At least I died with the person I tried to shoot.

Nohead-ible
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Hero999 on January 23, 2013, 09:51:12 PM
Being meguka is suffering...
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Edible on January 23, 2013, 09:52:04 PM
You know, it occurs to me that huhwhat is not actually in the signups on the first page.  No wonder I never remembered he was playing.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: ActionDan on January 23, 2013, 09:52:47 PM
things Huhwhat didn't shoot:

Conq.

5 left.

Everyone deflects

p-edit:

Scumbag HW.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 23, 2013, 09:56:04 PM
Alive:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
8)LaserTurtle
14)Prims
17)Bob

Dead:
3)capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
4)Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
5)Kilgamayan, playing Madoka Kaname, became a god and settled all the magical girls with peace.
6)Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
7)BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
9)Hero999, playing Sayaka Miki, couldn't handle the suffering and died alone.
10)ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
11)DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game.
12)Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
13)Edible, playing Mami Tomoe, finally made a friend. And died.
15)Zengar, playing Kyouko Sakura, sacrificed herself. It accomplished nothing.
16)Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 10:35:21 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 23, 2013, 10:39:58 PM
Destiny is coming to a head. It saddens me that I must leave this to chance, but I can feel that things are wrapping up to a single point.

I must trust everything to the people still alive, and that is why I put all of my hopes and dreams into ... into the great and majestic- uhh...

Quote from: PX

Into the Great and Majestic Bob!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 23, 2013, 11:00:12 PM
VICTORY \o/

Good job shooting the Pacifist! Enjoy playing for !first place, chumps.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 23, 2013, 11:05:52 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
Daykill: Conqueror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGy1GMKu20)
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: PX on January 23, 2013, 11:38:13 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat
(http://i.minus.com/iHX143S0vbkXy.png)
##shoot huhwhat


>Not using transparency
Not looking at you
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Conqueror on January 23, 2013, 11:54:24 PM
Daykill: Conqueror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wGy1GMKu20)
im willing to forgive you killing my ears if you hit me where it really hurts
im wide open
kill me before i win
do it
onegai
i want to feel the pain
i want to feel alive
kill me
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Edible on January 24, 2013, 12:41:06 AM
kill me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIU1GCR1S_E
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 24, 2013, 01:09:38 AM
ONORE HOMURA
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 6)
Post by: PX on January 24, 2013, 09:09:13 PM
Twas the night before Christmas
With beautiful stars in the sky
Old Santa was working
When things went awry
Mokou and Kaguya
Couldn't be held at bay
When a piece of danmaku
Blew up Santa's sleigh
Poor Santa was injured
Rudolph did not survive
But for the remaining players
None of you have died

24 hours

Conq: 2
Dormio: 5
Bob: 6
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Edible on January 24, 2013, 09:30:17 PM
GET IT TOGETHER, ALIVES
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 24, 2013, 10:04:37 PM
Alive:
1)Conq
2)Dormio
8)LaserTurtle
14)Prims
17)Bob

Dead:
3)capth, playing Applebloom, got a noose Cutie Mark and hung herself
4)Shadoweh, playing TwoFace, had a coin land in the middle and killed himself!
5)Kilgamayan, playing Madoka Kaname, became a god and settled all the magical girls with peace.
6)Zakeri, playing Recette Lemongrass, couldn't pay her father's debt and moved into a cardboard box. Capitalism ho!
7)BT, playing Sweetie Bell, got a sword Cutie Mark and swallowed a sword
9)Hero999, playing Sayaka Miki, couldn't handle the suffering and died alone.
10)ActionDan, playing Bane, shrunk and got squashed by an ant!
11)DrRawr, playing Morgan Freeman, ascended to godhood and won the game.
12)Schezo, playing Scootaloo, never got a Cutie Mark and fell down a cliff when she tried to fly
13)Edible, playing Mami Tomoe, finally made a friend. And died.
15)Zengar, playing Kyouko Sakura, sacrificed herself. It accomplished nothing.
16)Darkoda, playing Tear, took away Recette's house and went off to collect more debts. And fingers.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 24, 2013, 10:12:20 PM
##Shoot: Conq
this ends tonight
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Edible on January 24, 2013, 10:12:59 PM
##haunt Dormio
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Schezo on January 24, 2013, 10:21:24 PM
5 way cross kill.  Rolls will be rigged.  Shoot below your playerslot and it's over.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Conqueror on January 24, 2013, 10:38:09 PM
I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 24, 2013, 10:39:18 PM
I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed. I failed.
go shoot yourself
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: ActionDan on January 24, 2013, 10:43:12 PM
there's gonna be blood tonight
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 25, 2013, 01:09:59 AM
Silly capitalists always taking violent way out of kerfuffle! Comrades, lay down arms and join together with each other in glorious communist brotherhood!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Conqueror on January 25, 2013, 04:35:07 AM
I lay down my arms
And pick up my gun
With my teeth
##Shoot huhwhat

Tonight I shall finally accomplish my goal
And be free
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 25, 2013, 04:46:05 PM
It's okay, Conq offered to switch rooms with me tonight to make sure no one tries to hurt him. I'm sure everyone will learn to get along safely.  :)
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 7)
Post by: PX on January 25, 2013, 09:53:56 PM
Dormio, playing Star Sapphire, blamed the incident on the other two and ran off. Unfortunately, she tripped and exploded.
LaserTurtle, playing Sunny Milk, came up with a master plan. Unfortunately, she forgot it and exploded while trying to remember it.
Bob, playing Luna Child, was shot down by Cirno, unable to sense icicles in front of her as opposed to far away ones. She exploded on impact with the ground.

Dormio: 1
LaserTurtle: 2
Bob: 1
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Schezo on January 25, 2013, 10:16:48 PM
The shields are down. Crosskill crosskill!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: ActionDan on January 25, 2013, 10:38:59 PM
It's like DESTINY
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: WHMZakeri on January 25, 2013, 10:39:32 PM
Is this what you choose, Conq?
This can't be what you meant when you said you rejected all other outcomes, can it?
No, I... I refuse. It can't be like this.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 25, 2013, 10:39:52 PM
##Shoot: Conqueror
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 25, 2013, 10:41:35 PM
I claim 3rd place.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: PX on January 25, 2013, 11:05:27 PM
Alright, Conq is a guaranteed 1/1 shot, so it all goes down to this last 1d6
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: PX on January 25, 2013, 11:06:10 PM
THE DIE HAS SPOKEN

HUHWHAT ROLLS A 1
EVERYBODY DIES MUAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: BT on January 25, 2013, 11:08:12 PM
YES
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: ActionDan on January 25, 2013, 11:13:44 PM
Me and Shadoweh won this game.  Because while the rest of you were playing,

Italy took over the world 
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 25, 2013, 11:15:35 PM
HW god tier luck when it matters.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: ActionDan on January 25, 2013, 11:22:33 PM
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Schezo on January 25, 2013, 11:25:06 PM
You're a terrible troll
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: ActionDan on January 25, 2013, 11:28:03 PM
You're a terrible troll

Since when have you hated me  :ohdear:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 25, 2013, 11:40:25 PM
Since when hasn't everyone hated you?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: ActionDan on January 26, 2013, 12:20:11 AM
T_T

Dormio is the meanest.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 12:23:36 AM
I actually like to think that I'm the nicest out of the people that hate you. Loser.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 26, 2013, 12:25:03 AM
did i win yet?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 26, 2013, 12:28:14 AM
Confession time, comrades!

For all the silly early-game nonsense about roleclaims and whatnot, I actually did get a special role for this game. All Soviets are loyal brothers in communism and shouldn't be fighting each other, but even if I couldn't clear everyone else's mind, I wasn't going to add to the calamity.

I was a Pacifist, and my job was threefold:

- Make sure there was a Night 4.
- Be alive on that Night 4.
- Die or win without firing a single shot once the first two goals were accomplished.

Even with intermittent reflection, I was on a tiny bit of a time crunch since you can only stuff so many bullets into a gun, but thankfully someone was kind enough to bid до свидания to the guy that hadn't done anything meaningful yet and also owned the weapon most likely to backfire (4~5 chances out of 6 look like good odds for a kill until everyone notices that you haven't been doing anything visible all game and starts putting up shields), so it all worked out in the end.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 12:50:58 AM
Quote
[11:50:31] <Shadoweh> It figures that everyone is russian mafia would end in a TPK
trufax
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 26, 2013, 01:13:21 AM
Everyone shares the bullets
in their bodies
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: I have no name on January 26, 2013, 01:20:45 AM
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!
Oh whoa I need to go adapt my setup for 10 more people then  :V
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: LaserTurtle on January 26, 2013, 02:09:44 AM
Woo! Staying silent got this far? I gotta do that more often!

By the way, I was just shooting randomly, so don't blame me if I shot you.

Well, I guess you can, but it wasn't personal!

Good game, everyone, and I would like to say that Sunny Milk is obviously the best death.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Zengar Zombolt on January 26, 2013, 02:42:43 AM
So actions where?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: capt. h on January 26, 2013, 02:54:09 AM
btw everybody who played is automatically signed /in for the next mafia game!

Congratulations!

Modscum.

##Vote Actiondan

Huh. Somehow I thought Prims would make it to the end.

Might as well say them: Night 1 I loaded. The initial night 2 action I submitted was ##shoot Prims, but after Schezo suggested Rawr kill me, well, I had to get rid of the decision maker. Figured Rawr might start random targetting after that.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dr Rawr on January 26, 2013, 02:59:37 AM
Quote
Figured Rawr might start random targetting after that.
that random target was myself apparently
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Shadoweh on January 26, 2013, 05:41:32 AM
Conq was mean to me so I tried to kill him :< Jerk
Kilga: Did you win? Because if so you were the only winner!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 26, 2013, 05:45:58 AM
PX postgame
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: capt. h on January 26, 2013, 05:47:39 AM
Huh, wait, didn't Prims win?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 05:50:36 AM
No. Everyone lost.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Conqueror on January 26, 2013, 05:51:39 AM
I'm pretty sure Kilga's role claim is legit.
Why? Because I have his counterpart.

My role was Tenshi Hinanawi, Jealous Misanthropist.

Flavour is that I was unsatisfied with my life in heaven, so I burned in envy while watching the commoners have a good time. Naturally, I had to bring them down to my level by killing them all. Then they would understand my ennui.

Basically a scorched earth wincon. Survival was optional. I thought it was impossible, so I tried to get myself killed early as a fuck  you to the mod.

But, you know? Maybe it was meant to be this way. With each passing night of survival, I began to realize that maybe my victory actually was inevitable after all. My wyrd, fulfilled. Destiny cannot be avoided. It only comes in different forms. At long last, my wish shall come true.

##Shoot: huhwhat

Good game everyone.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: PX on January 26, 2013, 05:58:25 AM
Posted straight from my .txt file. It has order, target, and roll along with their odds for next roll.

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|Night 1 |Night 2 |Night 3 |Night 4 |Night 5 |Night 6 |Night 7 |Night 8
1)Conq |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot Huh2 1/5 |Shoot Huh4 1/4 |Shoot Huh3 1/3 |Shoot Huh4 1/2 |Shoot Huh2 1/1 |Reflect 1/1 |Shoot Huh1
2)Dormio |Trade 2/6 |Ref 2/6 |Shoot Dar2 1/6 |Shoot Con6 1/5 |Reflect 1/5 |Shoot Huh5 1/4 |Shoot Huh1 Dead|Dead
3)capth |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Sch1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
4)Shadoweh |Shoot Con1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
5)Kilga |Trade 2/6 |Trade 3/6 |Reflect 3/6 |Upgrade 4/6 |Upgrade 5/6Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
6)Zakeri |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Con6 2/5 |Shoot Zen2 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
7)BT |Trade 2/6 |Shoot BT2 Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
8)LaserTurtle |Shoot Zak2 1/5 |Shoot BT4 1/4 |Shoot Dar4 1/3 |Shoot Huh2 1/2 |Shoot Zen1 1/6 |Upgrade 2/6 |Shoot Huh2 Dead|Dead
9)Hero999 |Shoot Sha5 1/5 |Shoot Con5 1/4 |Shoot Con3 1/3 |Shoot Kil2 1/2 |Shoot Dor1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
10)ActionDan |Shoot Sch6 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
11)DrRawr |Shoot Dan1 1/6 |Shoot Cap1 1/6 |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot DrR1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
12)Schezo |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Cap1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
13)Edible |Reflect 1/6 |Shoot Sch2 1/5 |Shoot Kil4 1/4 |Reflect 1/4 |Shoot Kil3 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
14)Prims |Shoot Zak5 1/5 |Ref 1/5 |Shoot Kil4 1/4 |Shoot Kil3 1/3 |Shoot Kil1 1/6 |Upgrade 2/6 |Reflect 2/6 |Shoot Con1
15)Zengar |Trade 2/6 |Shoot Dor4 2/5 |Reflect 2/5 |Shoot Dor3 2/4 |Shoot Edi1 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead
16)Darkolda |Shoot Dar2 1/5 |Shoot Her2 1/4 |Shoot Dar2 Dead|Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead |Dead
17)Bob |Shoot Bob2 1/5 |Shoot Bob2 1/4 |Trade 2/6 |Reflect 2/6 |Shoot Kil1 1/6 |Shoot Dor6 1/5 |Shoot Huh1 Dead|Dead
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 06:00:09 AM
I like the format breaking on me and HW.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Conqueror on January 26, 2013, 06:00:34 AM
why would you jerks all shoot huhwhat night 7 when it was clear he was going to reflect to avoid my 1/1 shot :v
ALL THREE OF YOU :V
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 06:03:31 AM
Because my gun is supposed to be firing blanks here.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em on January 26, 2013, 07:06:24 AM
n7 was the best, get rekt conq

i'm assuming all the alternate roles were bullshit?
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: Mr_Bob on January 26, 2013, 11:01:55 AM
Er. I shot at Edi N5, not Kilga.  Not that it matters. Ha, Bob is the only one who shot at Bob.

Because my gun is supposed to be firing blanks here.
Yeah, 1 to 6 chance, I'd expect a blank too.
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 26, 2013, 03:07:41 PM
Kilga: Did you win? Because if so you were the only winner!

Reisen Uongein Inaba, Unwilling Warrior. I'm all for the Ruskies after those asshole Amerifats invaded my first home. Also red is pro. Didn't want to see what happened to my first home happen to my second home. (It ultimately did, but I died first, so technically I didn't see it.)
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: Hero999 on January 26, 2013, 04:29:51 PM
In the end...I never killed anyone...D:
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: NekoNekoRex on January 26, 2013, 04:36:01 PM
The only winning move here was not to play the game
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 26, 2013, 07:02:32 PM
In the end...I never killed anyone...D:

Good! Should be proud you were not responsible for deaths of any loyal Soviets!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia Nobody Wins
Post by: Dormio Ergo Sum on January 26, 2013, 08:57:29 PM
In the end...I never killed anyone...D:
But you did kill someone. Yourself!
Title: Re: Everybody is Russian Mafia Mafia (Night 8)
Post by: Conqueror on January 27, 2013, 12:22:39 AM
Yeah, 1 to 6 chance, I'd expect a blank too.
I expect 1 to 6 chances to be a hit when fired by me and a miss when fired against me.  :)