Author Topic: The Touhou Hunger games (Read 9984 times)

DarkAtma · « **on:** April 23, 2015, 11:03:17 PM »

I just got linked to a HG simulator, so why not make use of the touhou labyrinth screenies while at it?

(This is not going to be taken seriously)

The Roster

Start-the Bloodbath

Will Post others later and if this topic gets some attention :V

Tiamat · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2015, 11:31:20 PM »

Heh, this seems like fun.

What district does Meiling belong to? :O I don't see her in the roster but she's involved in the bloodbath (or rather, running away from it)

Was she some poor sap that got thrown into the games despite not being chosen? That'd fit her luck, I suppose.

Oh, wait, the roster pic cut off the final four districts for some reason.

Sanae gutting Reimu with a tree branch (a gohei!) seems fitting.

DarkAtma · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2015, 11:42:14 PM »

Ops, didnt noticed that

fixed

Tiamat · « **Reply #3 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:31:43 AM »

...Sanae gutted Reimu when they're on the same team!? (well, from the same district, at least)

That's just cold. I would have loved to see how their pre-game training sessions went.

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #4 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:48:23 AM »

Quote from: The Roster

MANnosuke

Oh you...
I wonder if everyone else will gang up on him, since he's pretty much the only male tribute in the game?

Cadmas · « **Reply #5 on:** April 24, 2015, 12:49:49 AM »

500 DigiDollars on Yuuka.

Tsuken Yasashi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:19:17 AM »

I put 300 on Sanae!

TresserT · « **Reply #7 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:28:34 AM »

(Oh no... I don't have any digidollars >_<)

Um... a nickel and some string on Kasen.

the old guy · « **Reply #8 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:21:36 AM »

I was going to make a thread like this myself, but i am as lazy as Reimu, so i ended up not.
I probably would have used better images, but eh, whatever, let the games continue!

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:34:41 AM »

inb4 Yuyuko falls off a tree

Fastest Thing Alive · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:07:55 AM »

Quote from: Tiamat on April 24, 2015, 12:31:43 AM

...Sanae gutted Reimu when they're on the same team!? (well, from the same district, at least)

Same district doesn't mean same team. They have to kill each other just as much as they have to kill everyone else.

Weird, whenever I do this there's a lot less running and a lot more pushing people off cliffs.

CyberAngel · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2015, 09:15:52 AM »

Quote

Kasen breaks Ran's nose for a basket of bread.

Ran was flying back with her prize to Lady Yukari. It wasn't anything fancy, just a basket of plain bread, but everything was valuable in current circumstances. Her journey was interrupted, however, when a hermit stepped into her way.

"I apologize in advance, but I have no choice." The words were followed by a flying kick. The fox dodged it without trouble by lunging back. However, the hermit followed up with a punch. Ran already managed to put enough distance between them, so the punch couldn't connect. At that moment, the bandages on hermit's arm unfurled, revealing that nothing was behind them. Before Ran could react, the hermit's arm reformed right in front of her face, delivering a blow powerful enough to knock her some distance away right into the ground.

Ran managed to raise herself a bit just in time to see the arm, holding the basket she released from the shock, reattach to its owner. The fox felt the blood gushing down her now-aching face, and it wasn't because of something pleasant this time. The punch felt stronger than what a human or even a hermit is capable of. It was more on the level of a? an oni.

"What was that for, you lunatic?!" Ran shouted, wiping her face.

"I'm sorry, but I have my reasons. I have to win here. At any cost." With these words, the hermit turned away and took off.

Tiamat · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2015, 10:46:24 AM »

Quote from: Fastest Thing Alive on April 24, 2015, 09:07:55 AM

Same district doesn't mean same team. They have to kill each other just as much as they have to kill everyone else.

It doesn't, but generally most participants have at least some loyalty to their districts (since winning brings that district fame and prosperity), thus they'd share that goal at least, and most mentorship systems would have had them train and prepare for the games together.

It would take either an odd set of circumstances for this to not be the case with Reimu and Sanae. To fight and try to kill each other at the very beginning (instead of when things are down to the final candidates) seems quite... unique. Alternatively, as I've alluded to with my "I wonder what their training sessions were like", maybe they just really really personally hate each other, district loyalty be damned.

LunaWillow · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2015, 02:24:17 PM »

So I decided to do this myself, and...

Kanako! You beast!

EDIT: Eirin just killed Kanako in the exact same way.

EDIT2: Reimu won.

DarkAtma · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2015, 03:33:51 PM »

I tend to get silly stuff like

Cirno fell into a frozen lake and drowned

Like....are you serious?

and i tend to add random events like: Player1 Was spirited Away! (Player dies)

LunaWillow · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2015, 04:18:18 PM »

Quote from: DarkAtma on April 24, 2015, 03:33:51 PM

I tend to get silly stuff like

Cirno fell into a frozen lake and drowned

Like....are you serious?

and i tend to add random events like: Player1 Was spirited Away! (Player dies)

Welp, I got stuff like "Eirin tries to do something about her infection" (afterwords I got it with Reisen) or "Kaguya begs Eirin to kill her". Also, Yuyuko killed Yukari. Sad.

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2015, 05:20:23 PM »

I did another one: http://imgur.com/a/oyPd5

Also, unrelated, but the Orin up there looks like she was licking/is about to lick a ghost.

LunaWillow · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2015, 05:45:52 PM »

So I did 48 tributes Hunger Games. Some intresting events:

"Futo, Lyrica, Suika and Merlin form a suicide pact, killing themselves"
Aww... That's sad...
"Koishi attacks Satori, but she manages to escape"
I fought she's your sister! I'm disappointed, Koishi.
"Mokou and Lunasa threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die."
But... If they died... Isn't it a success...?

Cirno went on a killing rampage and killed 6 tributes, but Reisen won. Huh. Parsee also had 6 kills.

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2015, 06:09:47 PM »

Quote from: LunaWillow on April 24, 2015, 05:45:52 PM

"Mokou and Lunasa threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die."
But... If they died... Isn't it a success...?

I guess they didn't intend to actually kill themselves, so it is a failure in a way, but yeah, it does sound wrong.

Koog · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2015, 06:34:37 PM »

Yep. I remember posting this on reddit.
http://imgur.com/a/TzMKt

LunaWillow · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:28:23 PM »

Quote from: KogasaxNue on April 24, 2015, 06:34:37 PM

Yep. I remember posting this on reddit.
http://imgur.com/a/TzMKt

"Koishi stalks Nue" lol
It's pretty funny that Reimu is last and Marisa first here.

Koog · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2015, 07:53:07 PM »

Quote from: LunaWillow on April 24, 2015, 07:28:23 PM

"Koishi stalks Nue" lol
It's pretty funny that Reimu is last and Marisa first here.

Yep. And I still remember
"Seiga uses Kogasa as a shield from the monkey mutts."

the old guy · « **Reply #22 on:** April 26, 2015, 09:28:19 AM »

Since people are posting their own, i might as well post one i did a while ago.
TOEHOE FREE FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
(I was too lazy to use images, so its all text.)
Highlights:
"Toyosatomimi no Miko, Reimu Hakurei, and Cirno successfully ambush and kill Flandre Scarlet, Suika Ibuki, and Yuugi Hoshiguma." (how in the world?)
"Alice Margatroid goes on a rampage, killing Sakuya Izayoi and Suwako Moriya."
Alice and Kanako both dying from hypothermia at the end, was that ghost Cirno's revenge or something?
People telling ghost stories in front of Youmu, "to lighten the mood.".......twice.
Yuyuko BETRAYING Youmu via neck snap.
"Yuyuko Saigyouji attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death." :V What a Anti-climax.

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #23 on:** April 26, 2015, 04:13:58 PM »

Quote from: the old guy on April 26, 2015, 09:28:19 AM

"Yuyuko Saigyouji attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death." :V What a Anti-climax.

I can die happy now.

*dies*

the old guy · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2015, 11:32:53 PM »

Quote from: HopeMetal on April 26, 2015, 04:13:58 PM

I can die happy now.

*dies*

Here Lies HopeMetal

?-2015.
Also tell Yuyuko i said "Hi".