Oh, rabbit I stole from Eienteirabbit that decided to accompany me on my travels out of your own free will, I knew thee well but our time has come.
It is time for you, rabbit, to make the ultimate sacrifice for I have lost my wallet.
But worry not, for your life shall not be sacrificed in vain.
Your flesh shall provide me with 1d6 points of health, your skin will have a 1d6 chance of becoming my new wallet, and, most importantly, my memories of the time I spent with you will have a 0d6 chance of influencing my future decisions in any significant manner.
[17:27:18] <Oribe_Dormuna> I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY SHADOWEH
[17:27:25] <Oribe_Dormuna> YOUR CRUEL AND UNRELENTING TAX POLICIES
[17:27:40] <Oribe_Dormuna> HAS CAUSED THIS TRAGEDY TO BEFALL THE BUNNY WABBIT