Author Topic: OMNOMNOM K4u! This is Shadoweh Quest 3! (Read 26673 times)

ActionDan · « **Reply #150 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:44:52 AM »

>EAT INTRUDER

Hero999 · « **Reply #151 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:45:07 AM »

>Eat the Air

Bardiche · « **Reply #152 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:47:14 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on September 19, 2011, 02:43:23 AM

>Examine ROOM for INTRUDERS
>Get ready to wield our trusty MINIGUN as a melee weapon if anything goes wrong.

> You stare into the room with such devotion that nothing shall escape your gaze. You can very clearly see the same guy you saw before screaming at you as he grabs a shotgun and levels it with you.
> You're already wielding your trusty MINIGUN as a melee weapon.

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 02:44:52 AM

>EAT INTRUDER

> You LUNGE at the intruder, sinking your pearly white teeth that you just regenerated into his soft, supple flesh. The man screams in horror as you begin DEVOURING him like a madman, chomping down on him with the fervor of a starved zombie.
> You feel... like something's changed. Like you've acquired new power!
> You've acquired a new ability! You can now DISCRIMINATE WOMEN. Apartheid has never felt so good.

Quote from: Hero999 on September 19, 2011, 02:45:07 AM

>Eat the Air

> You try to eat the air, but realise air isn't tangible. You cannot eat the air.

>_
>_

Hero999 · « **Reply #153 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:47:40 AM »

>Summon the Swarm.

PX · « **Reply #154 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:48:11 AM »

> Conjure up a Striker Unit
> Fly through the sky
> Rain hell on some poor bastards

ActionDan · « **Reply #155 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:50:00 AM »

>Drop F bombs on all the woman we see
>call them names to boot

Bardiche · « **Reply #156 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:52:21 AM »

Quote from: Hero999 on September 19, 2011, 02:47:40 AM

>Summon the Swarm.

> You call upon the Swarm to assist you!
> The Swarm sends a telepathic message to let you know they're busy at this point in time, but they'd love to come assist you in, oh, two years! You're booked for then. Hang tight, champ.

Quote from: Kyubey PX on September 19, 2011, 02:48:11 AM

> Conjure up a Striker Unit
> Fly through the sky
> Rain hell on some poor bastards

> You conjure a Striker Unit. It's not the best, but it's yours. And it's glorious.
> You soar through the sky like an eagle, raining down bullets and magic and fire and brimstone on those heathens down below. The anguished cries that arise from the town sound like soothing lullabies to your ear. It's like murdering babies in the hospital. Delicious.

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 02:50:00 AM

>Drop F bombs on all the woman we see
>call them names to boot

> You tell all women you see that they are fantastic people and that they should stand up for themselves! You'll not permit these men to say such vulgar tales over the glorious female race.
> You call them Suzy, Marcia, Janice, and every other name you can think of.

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #157 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:57:05 AM »

>Find Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and that other guy.
>mind rape that other guy into telling us his name

Bardiche · « **Reply #158 on:** September 19, 2011, 02:58:46 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 02:57:05 AM

>Find Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and that other guy.
>mind rape that other guy into telling us his name

> You've just finished removing your hometown from the worldmap. There's no one left alive to question.

>_

Conqueror · « **Reply #159 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:01:08 AM »

>Move on to the next town on the map. We want to 100% this.

ActionDan · « **Reply #160 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:01:49 AM »

>Fly to a different town. Eat everybody. Leave no survivors. Then we can win as an SK.

Bardiche · « **Reply #161 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:06:47 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 03:01:49 AM

>Fly to a different town. Eat everybody. Leave no survivors. Then we can win as an SK.

Quote from: Conqueror on September 19, 2011, 03:01:08 AM

>Move on to the next town on the map. We want to 100% this.

> You would, but you feel terribly exhausted after expending that much magic power and flit to the ground.
> When you get there, you're meeted by the mysterious youth that had granted you your powers earlier.

> "You've been busy!" he says. "Well, next is to find a girl worth fighting for, eh?" With those words, he disappears again. You feel re-energised and ready to take on anything!

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #162 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:07:56 AM »

>Find ourselves!
>Fight for us.

Kitten4u · « **Reply #163 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:09:55 AM »

> It is true that we don't want to be lonely...Search for girls in the next town.

PX · « **Reply #164 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:13:20 AM »

> Blow shit up

Bardiche · « **Reply #165 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:13:46 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 03:07:56 AM

>Find ourselves!
>Fight for us.

> You have to find yourself. You look inside yourself for answers, and are thoroughly freaked the fuck out by what you find. You're disgusted by yourself.
> You now have a craving to lynch yourself. Every three updates you have to succeed on an Endurance check or you'll lynch yourself!

Quote from: Kitten4u on September 19, 2011, 03:09:55 AM

> It is true that we don't want to be lonely...Search for girls in the next town.

> You head on to the next town by foot, bus, hijacked car and bus of school kids.
> You arrive properly. There's nothing but guys here, and they give you the Evil Look. Probably has nothing to do with how hellfire and brimstone are kind of part of you now.

Quote from: Kyubey PX on September 19, 2011, 03:13:20 AM

> Blow shit up

> You locate the nearest pile of dogcrap and blow it up.
> Life is good.

>_

Kitten4u · « **Reply #166 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:16:25 AM »

> Realize we could probably defeat apartheid if we just did what we did to the last town everywhere since no one would be alive to discriminate against anyone.
> Get some rest and get on it in the morning since there are no girls here anyway

ActionDan · « **Reply #167 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:19:49 AM »

>Can't go to bed on an empty stomach. Eat one of the men.

Bardiche · « **Reply #168 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:25:04 AM »

Quote from: Kitten4u on September 19, 2011, 03:16:25 AM

> Realize we could probably defeat apartheid if we just did what we did to the last town everywhere since no one would be alive to discriminate against anyone.
> Get some rest and get on it in the morning since there are no girls here anyway

> You realise this, and resist the temptation to lynch yourself.

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 03:19:49 AM

>Can't go to bed on an empty stomach. Eat one of the men.

> And before you sleep you devour one of the men. Mmm, tasty manflesh.

> You crawl into a cardboard box somewhere and have a good nap. When you wake, the morning is fresh and people are just waking up.
> So much to do, so little time.

>_

yuyukos · « **Reply #169 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:27:39 AM »

>Look for K4u, the only woman for us.

Bardiche · « **Reply #170 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:31:28 AM »

Quote from: yuyukos on September 19, 2011, 03:27:39 AM

>Look for K4u, the only woman for us.

> You're going to look for Kitten4u. Nothing in the world shall hinder you from finding her! You tear out your eyes, and imbue them with magic power. Then you toss your eyes. And more eyes. And more. You create an endless stream of eyes that travel the world far and wide to find your beloved K4u!
> When you finally find her, she's huddled in a bunker, shivering with fear. NEVER FEAR, KITTEN4U, WE WILL SAVE YOU! You blast off at the speed of light, breaking into K4u's bunker with ease, ready to swoop the shivering, screaming girl in your loving claws.
> Claws? Oh, it seems eating the fairy kind of did a number on your body. You kinda look like a hellspawn, you realise.

> It might be that Kitten4u is a little bit disturbed by how you look to be the incarnation of the devil now.
> Also since you murdered so many.

> But hey. You found her.

>_

ActionDan · « **Reply #171 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:34:02 AM »

>Resist eating her.
>Tell her that we'll fight for her!

Bardiche · « **Reply #172 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:37:06 AM »

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 03:34:02 AM

>Resist eating her.
>Tell her that we'll fight for her!

> You do your best to resist the urge to devour that delicious morsel. Her slender arms, that pretty face... your mouth begins to water as you imagine devouring her... aaaah! It's no good! You lunge upon Kitten4u, ignoring her screams and protests as you gobble her up piece by piece.
> You are a monster.
> I wasn't even trying for this.
> You are a monster.

>_

Conqueror · « **Reply #173 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:40:52 AM »

>Use our magical powers to turn back the clock to a time before we did...that.
>Change our appearance back to normal while we're at it.

Schezo · « **Reply #174 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:41:40 AM »

>Prepare to fight the inevitable Schezo that's going to try and kill us now.

Kitten4u · « **Reply #175 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:43:02 AM »

> Yes, go back to before we ate the fairly. Always remember this so we do not abuse our magical girl powers!

ActionDan · « **Reply #176 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:44:48 AM »

>Go back to a time before this quest even started

Bardiche · « **Reply #177 on:** September 19, 2011, 03:46:00 AM »

Quote from: Conqueror on September 19, 2011, 03:40:52 AM

>Use our magical powers to turn back the clock to a time before we did...that.
>Change our appearance back to normal while we're at it.

> You attempt to disjoint the flow of time and reverse what you just did.
> Time is stalwart and refuses to be disjointed. Looks like you're going to need some support here.
> Your attempts to change your form back are successful, at least. Ah, you're back to being a young, innocent girl!

Quote from: Schezo on September 19, 2011, 03:41:40 AM

>Prepare to fight the inevitable Schezo that's going to try and kill us now.

> You'd prepare to fight the inevitable Schezo, but...

> You fail to resist the urge to lynch yourself. You've seen too much. Done too much. Your horrors know no bounds. The Queen of Demons, it's you! You are the scums! You have no recourse left.

> You conjure a magical noose. You put the noose to your neck. You let yourself fall and--
> The rope snaps.
> Goddamnit, you can't even kill yourself.

> Your preparations to fight the inevitable Schezo are a resounding success. You are now armed with twelve magical swords, and eighteen magical daggers. Queen of Demons, do you have enough swords?

Quote from: Kitten4u on September 19, 2011, 03:43:02 AM

> Yes, go back to before we ate the fairly. Always remember this so we do not abuse our magical girl powers!

Quote from: ActionDan on September 19, 2011, 03:44:48 AM

>Go back to a time before this quest even started

> You attempt to roll back time to before you even ate the fairy! But time remains unbudging, and the future refused to change.

>_

PX · « **Reply #178 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:00:05 AM »

> Shadoweh vs The World

yuyukos · « **Reply #179 on:** September 19, 2011, 04:17:58 AM »

>Having failed our 4th and 5th dreams, complete dream #2 and resume defeating apartheid by killing everyone.