> "Is the cheddar sharp? And what happened to my mozzarella?"
> Contemplate the likelihood of the icebox faerie eating your cheese.
> Consider vowing vengeance.
>"Pretty sharp, it smells like. And you ain't have any of that one!"
>You seem to recall... Yes, you're pretty sure that this is correct. The Icebox Fairy shouldn't need to eat anyway.
>White cheese in eggs? We need to stop drinking if we're having those kinds of thoughts.
>No one said to put it in the eggs! Maybe we do need to stop drinking!
>Stop drinking.
>For reals. It's bad for us.
>but the vodka will be so lonely at night