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[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

My parents say it's 2 hours till christmas
am i getting this timezone thing right i have no idea whats christmas eve
they said today is christmas eve am i getting this right do i devour my box which is a present now

[triangles]

Christmas Eve is December 24th so since it's evening by you I'd say it's fair game!

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

Christmas Eve is December 24th so since it's evening by you I'd say it's fair game!

NICE CHRISTMAS IN AN HOUR BECAUSE IT's
10:53pm 24/12/2014

N I C E

[Vyrien]

I MAKE MY OWN RULES

so uh



fuc this box is enormous



fucking hell



im



IS THAT A CHEST



my darlings are pleased ok so opening the lette-



OH GOD I


I CAN'T DEAL IM

OKAY WHAT ELSE



map and



instructions RIGHT OK

upon further investigation i could see this cipher would be difficult even for Her Majesty's secret service to crack but i had something better

i had some milo

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eyyy: what does that part mean i uh
eyyy: LOL
Vyrien: no idea lel
Vyrien: do you wanna help me figure it out
eyyy: uh
eyyy: what do you have so far
eyyy: the map

fuck

Vento:
so whats the
ultimate fort

Vy:
haven't a fucking clue

Vento:
wtf is elevator number

Vy:
right i imagine
i can find that out through report manga

Vento:
it says (display pic) i thought the answer was on it

Vy:
display nr

Vento:
i oh
number???

Vy:
hang on wait let's

Vento:
is the lock like 3 numbers or sth

Vy:
Yeah
Ok keine

Vento:
yeah keine

Vy:
er
stage 3 boss in IN
3rd windows 2hu

Vento:
whats with the -k tho

Vy:
i imagine keine in case i didn't get from the hat

Vento:
lel

Vy:
i feel like fckn tokak
right time to dig through report

Vento:
LOL

Vy:
wait fuc i think i know the one



Vento:
FUCK
i knew it
so its 3(maybe) 9 and ?

Vy:
yeah i think so
is the secret map supposed to be a map of jp or sth lel
making the question mark the secret fort?
hmm
the ultimate fort YEAH IT'S A MAP
OF JP

Vento:
..FUCK NO WONDER IT WAS KIND OF FAMILIAR
oh its a
ride thing

Vy:
right ok
Oh so its the rightmost one on the map
RIGHT I BET IT'S IN THE REPOMANGA

Vento:
omfg really
wow
i was looking through reviews and only found that youre given a card or sth

Vy:
well i found the theme park
in the manga but no mention of ultimate forts
AH I FOUND INFO IN THE DANBOORU COMMENTS

Vento:
fuck

Vy:
the goal is to insert your card into a card reader (scattered and well hidden around the stage) to get a set of items you need to find. For example: Shirt, candle, knife. After this, you're suppose to find other card readers and hope you get the correct item. Sometimes, you would get nothing so the card would be ejected immediately. If you happen to get a good card reader with the correct item: you will hear a bi-bi-bi-bi sound. The process takes roughly 5-10 seconds that means each second is valuable. Now imagine aprox 30 people trying the same. Yes, this is why it is a difficult task. And if that wasn't enough, some card readers can actually destroy your items by putting X on them, rendering your run useless and having to start all over. Even if you do have all the items, you need to find the hidden door leading to the next stage.

Vento:
wow BI BI BI

Vy:
found a pic of the pass



so is it 3 then

Vento:
Yeah
wtf inb4 333 illuminati confirmed

I input the code: 393

The lock failed to budge.

Fuck.

Vy:
WHATTTTT THE COMBI IS 193

Vento:
I
LOL
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
SERIOUSLY
OMG
IKU SAN PLS

Vyrien:
I WAS SWIVELLING THE FINAL LOCK TO THE 3 AND IT JUST
OPENED

Vento:
HOW DOES KEINE MEAN 1
WAIT



Vento:
WAIT..............

Vy:
IM

Vento:
was it supposed to be fucking
keine - k
minus the fucking

Vy:
LOL ok
FUCKING ok ok let's
let's go with that



Vy:
Right time to remove chains

Vento:
:^)
SOO
WHATS INSIDE

Vy:

BAHAAAAAAMUTTTTTTOOOOO

Vento:
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Vy:
uh hang on

Vento:
IS THAT A FUCKING KNIFE

Vy:
UH
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even the best slip up sometimes, luckily it was only a minor transgression but I knew I couldn't make another mistake like that or it'd be all over

TURN VOLUME UP

HOLY FUCK IT

DID IT JUST

IT FUCKING DID





this was it, the moment of truth





ARE THESE



THEY ARE

GOD'S GIFT TO MANKIND



OMFG

but wait, what's in here




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



MMMMAAAAAAAATOIIIIII RYUUUUUUUKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahem

ok finally







Okay so it should be hugely obvious to everybody from the start but

Thank you Helepolis omfg

WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH FUN THAT WAS AND MATOI RYUKO AND ZELDA CHEST AND and my mother thought it was drugs at first omg

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

[Spotty Len]

Holy shit.

[HakureiSM]

helepolis stahp


stahp


helepolis

[Edible]

Incontrovertible proof that, for a second year running, Helepolis just cannot be stopped.

[N-Forza]

Oh, so I did open it beforehand in years past. Oops.

Well, I can open it now because it is now officially the 25th in GLORIOUS NIPPON TIME.

So, like I said before, I got this nice package from Germany, all wrapped in yellow tape. The label said there were snacks and CDs inside, so there goes any chances of real German frankfurters...

I was mostly surprised by this one, for two reasons: 1. They got alcohol through customs. 2. They have natural beer taps in Germany.


Then I got some very mountainous and nice chocolate.


Not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of Mozart, but it's probably pretty good.


Fancy. Some import stores will sell the regular ones (in the middle).


Something less on the chocolate side. They actually have Haribo over here too, but I'm not sure if they have this particular kind.


The Santa on the left didn't quite make the trip in one piece, unfortunately. The one on the right really has something against the Weihnachts Bande though. I mean, it's a bit much to wish death on a bunch of musicians, no matter how Weih they are.


Hey, I didn't order Jazz Pizza! Oh, wait a sec...


That's pretty cool design! Looking forward to listening to it, since I can't think of any German jazz off the top of my head.


I didn't recognize the name on the label (clearly not a customer of mine. not a recent one, at least) so I'm not sure who it could be, but thanks a lot! I'll enjoy these and maybe share a few with friends.

(Hele game too stronk)

[Helepolis]

Thank you Helepolis omfg

Thank god the batteries didn't die or the circuit board breaking due to travelling with an airplane (you know, cold, humidity, UK being rainy as hell etc).

Keine > minus K > Eine > Ein > Translates from German into 'one' > 1.

That was the idea and I knew it would be confusing as hell but that made it more fun for me when I finished the instructions  :V Glad you got some help to crack that stuff. I enjoyed reading the report.

and my mother thought it was drugs at first omg

Little does your mom knows what is truly inside those waffles and coins. 

Just joking, enjoy it all  :toot:

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

stuff

There's only one German guy I know that would send beer and choco

hele

hele god damn how much did that cost to ship holy-
another year another shenanigan as expected of heleporisu!!!!

Edit: SS bullshit

I say bullshit but its the dank shit m8 8/8 t8 says its gr8

I see the package and it feels a little heavy not that heavy but solid enough
I honestly expect a box of onaholes because god damn why not those are like the best things ever besides dota 2


do u like my address u can send me shit or take it down i honestly don't care lol

the best thing to getting a box is the bubble things that aren't wrap they feel so comfy on your face nobody heard that



i never understood what those white things are for and well looks like i got food



definitely food they taste pretty gr8 8/8



Yukarin shirt welp no Mima-sama but it works it's original 2hu art shit so I really appreciate it!!!!!!



OOOOOOOOOOO DAMN LETTER



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wish i played DnD right now
shinji no wants to get into the robot pls



Custom made dices very nice i am really happy with this



DAMN STRAIGHT BUYS SOME GAMES

[Helepolis]

JAZZ PIZZA, you need to let us hear a sample Forza. Also that many Chocolate from EUROPE. You do know that EUROPE chocolate tastes better :V

@ YJ, Remember the debate we had earlier in this thread? It doesn't matter whether I ship 100g, 1000g or 4500g the shipping cost stays the same for everything < 20kg. So I went all out.

Edit:
Holy shit those dices. A friend of mine is huge DnD fan but not Touhou. He would murder you for those dices if he was so lucky you.

[[Y]oukai [J]esus]

@ YJ, Remember the debate we had earlier in this thread? It doesn't matter whether I ship 100g, 1000g or 4500g the shipping cost stays the same for everything < 20kg. So I went all out.

Your country is amazing god damnit i hate the shipping costs here yours sound really good if you're sending heavy things
Light things not so much though. Pros and cons here and there ka ka ka

Anyway updated earlier post to have secret santa stuff

[HakureiSM]

I feel like the dickest now goddammit guys

[pasu]

I feel like the dickest now goddammit guys

me

I just opened my gift, prepping my photos now...

[Nobu]

Hele, you are a perfect human being.

[Spotty Len]

Okay so I hope I'll be conscious at midnight because I'm still thirsty right now.

[Pesco]

My parcel arrived just before I went to work. I'll do my opening once I'm home.

[yuyukos]

My parcel arrived just before I went to work. I'll do my opening once I'm home.

Wow, the strongest timing. :V

[DX7.EP]

Looking great thus far! Heel fantastisch, Hele.

...and it turns out I will be receiving package a few days late, but oh well ~

[Puffy]

So it hit the dot of midnight in the UK! Time to see whats in this bad boy envelope! *ahem* do mind my legs  :blush:



These 2 are what showed up at my doorstep! one is suspiciously large and flat....

Upon opening the 2 packages...oooh a wrapped up gift and a nice picture show!?



Here is the front cover of a very cute read!



So i opened the next package!



A Book! and a Movie that i have not seen! At least its a movie to watch at xmas now. This book will come in handy for my studies!

The album is IOSYS - Toho Hyosetsu Kashu, or the one that has Cirno's Perfect Math Class  :V

I dont want to hog up all the room so if anyone wants to look and read at the picture slides then its down below!

Here

Imgur being dodgy so order to read is ( from first to last to read): 8,9,1,2,3,4,5,6,7

[Helepolis]

Note: clicky == large view

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Yea it was Christmas, or close to that. It was around 23:45 GMT+1 (That is CET, Central Europe Time aka THE BEST TIME. Well except for GMT+X people, I respect you folks). So, I was sitting here behind my PC and decided to draw something because I got some inspiration. 


I have been in a very productive mood for the entire week. Took a few days off from work and connected it with Christmas Holiday. BAM, One week holiday. And I was going to work on my Danmakufu game most of the time. The drawing occurred randomly, maybe my inspiration was bursting and overflowing that it needed to be drawn out partially. The picture was mainly for Warugaki and friends, you know to wish them Merry Christmas in a specific way. And perhaps add some stuff to my own Pixiv page (which is pretty much empty). So I was sketching things when it turned into something like this:


I have no idea how it exactly turned out like this. My original quick-sketch was on the right, but for some unexplainable reason Iku-san lost all her clothes yet retaining her hat.  I am sure Warugaki will like it. And other Pixiv folks.

Suddenly the sound something heavy dropping on my bed behind me occurred. I first thought I summoned Iku-san from my drawing but such things didn't exist. We don't live in a fucking cartoon world and such things only happen in [REDACTED] doujins. Either way, I turned around with a sigh.

Ok, what the hell.

A package. Flat, unlike the Iku-san I drew WOULD YOU stop talking about your Iku drawing, F***..

Sorry that was my common-sense trying to snap me back into reality. But this package was quite real. But wait, what is written on it?




AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


Let us quickly open this package!

STOP, HOLD IT!

Tsk tsk, how careless of me to just decide to open this unknown package.



I guess I have to use my special Kappa-Optical-Secu--
GGAH

Unzan: "YOU ALREADY USED THAT JOKE LAST YEAR YOU PERVERTED CLOG WEARING WIND MILL SPINNER. GET ORIGINAL,"

Ok so I lost all will to come up with something original. And some teeth. Let us just open it. Keeping my counter spell card ready, just in case.


What do we have here, hmm?
Eh...
Uhm.

O-ojousama, why are you holding a Unreal Tournament Rocket Launcher? LUDICROUS YOU SAY?
(The thing was folded and slightly damaged like that Secret Santa. I have no idea what happened inside the package and I even took everything out carefully orz)

Behind the bad ass drawing?


That is clever Secret Santa, an elegant Hina, but her hat resembles the Ottomen hat styles. GOOD GAME.
EDIT POST-REPORT: FML, I am disgrace for my culture. This isn't the Ottomen hat. Hina is resembling here the famous Mevlana Dancing style where they go spin spin spin spin spin spin!!! I am sorry Secret Santa!

Reading...


That is quite the damn long letter but...Disco funks?

Aaaaah, those disco funks. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. I guess I'll try them out tomorrow because IT IS 1:23 AT THIS PART OF MY REPORT.

By the way, no idea which brilliant mind decided to paste that bloody "MAGIC" tape on the CDs and drawing. The drawing I could VERY carefully remove but the CDs are pretty much like this and my rage levels were increasing rapidly.

Yea, screw that. Not breaking this Charisma over such puny things. Hah!

What else is up. I remember the letter reading about Melons and Ripe things.


...

...



...

...


OJOUSAMA, CAN YOU MOVE? No, on second thought. Don't, I don't think this is the right time.

It is all over the place. The ripeness of the melons. A calendar even. I cannot display that in my room?! Such insolence! What is this?? It doesn't makes me excited at all.

* Helepolis glances at his Iku drawing

* Helepolis glances at the calendar

* Helepolis glances around

It seems today, my fate has been set to a very specific mood. Thank you Ojousama, orz.


But the bubbles are fun!!!!

Oh, speaking of Secret Santa. This has to be someone who knows I play Unreal Tournament. Now since this package came from US it has to be one of the folks over at #dots-meido, since we played Unreal Tournament together. And also my taste for Disco music seems to be also quite close. I am extremely torn between few people because they could be it too. ARGHHHH! I don't know for sure, but my guess is going for:

Mr. Bob!

If that is the case, then I definitely will have a good cheer this year!


--Helepolis

Source for Iku pictures, artist Ichimi:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1261752
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1305948

[Spotty Len]

Yeah okay it's way past midnight, let's do it and open all that stuff. I feel adventurous.

So here's the thing, there's two things actually. Let's have a look, shall we?


See the first thing that confused me it that one of them is from Japan and the other one from God-knows-where is Dusseldorf, I'm terrible at geography. I couldn't find my house on a map.
Actually I can, but that's not the subject. Where is Dusseldorf, anyway?


Ooooooh.
...Okay, hold on, something is not right here.


This had been bothering me for a while.


Okay, that's much better.


So back to our two packages, I mean my two packages. Which one should I open first? My blade is aching for blood but I'm the only one around, so it'll have to do with package blood. Like, glu or something. I dunno.


Both of them are yummy looking. Full of taboo. Handled with care or enclosed packing list? I cannot choose by myself, so I just look at them for thirty minutes.

...

Okay, good. Let's just have a taste and decide by tongue.


MY FIRST VICTIM SHALL BE YOU MACHIDA-SHI-SENPAI BE GENTLE.


Whut's that? I think I recognize this side design.


NEAT.


OH DOUBLE NEAT. THAT THING WILL RESONATE IN THE HOUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IT'S 1:30AM.

Oh, wait, we still have another package before that, haven't we? Haven't I? Have I. Yes.


My scissors started without me but he can't do that alone, it doesn't have hands. Silly that thing.


Hey, almost look like a DVD from he-Hold on. HOLD. THE. FUCK. ON.





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kiro]

It exists!

Again!

[Jq1790]

So that's what, two years now?

[triangles]

Three!
The legacy continues!

I actually started laughing when I saw that and had to explain to my brother what a Tsukihime is ( and is not )

[Helepolis]

This is the true spirit of Secret Santa! Hell yeah!

God damn Spotty, you're one lucky son of a gun.

10/10 anime serie. Would watch it any time any place any where!

EDIT:
I was in bed when I fucking realised I made a horrible mistake on my Hina drawing analysis. Edited for justice because otherwise I would be a disgrace for my culture!

[HakureiSM]

The ripeness of the melons.

[yuyukos]

Reappear. This DVD is an eyesore. This DVD. This DVD. This DVD. This DVD. This DVD. This DVD! :V
A+ for Spotty and his Santa, would :getdown: again.

[Pesco]

Christmas goodies begot and opening



OMG my Secret Santa bought me a new gaming rig!

Spoiler:

Nah that came from somewhere else but still part of my Christmas loot

The postage shows me that it comes from the land of Downton Abbey and mailed out on the 9th. Guessing game is 2ez4Tewi :V



Contents include a 'cuddles' huh? There's only a few people that would use that word to me. I could tell from the handwriting that this one didn't come from Rou, still got your letter that you sent me btw. I'm already pretty sure from the clues on the outside that Kanjou sent to me.



And I have my confirmation on the box lid. A create.swf picture message is almost a signature for you.



The contents as promised on the outside: a candle, a cuddle and a gift. I go about opening them without damaging the wrapping paper wherever possible.



Hello thar cuddle rabbit. It looks like it's the perfect size for a small rabbit to cuddle and also really well made. I'll definitely be taking care of this little one till I have kids to pass it onto.



I like this gift for what it is. The design is amusing that the only word I can think of for it is nifty.

For a while I thought I would be expecting Steam games for my gift this year. If I did get those, pictures of the gifts would have to come much later when I got some ingame screenshots. I consider myself fortunate that I've received gifts from people that are familiar with me every year. No matter what I put on my list of interests they've always given me something to brighten my day. Thank you Kanjou and my appreciations to your wife for making me the cuddle rabbit.

[Firestorm29]

So much cool stuff going on, wish I had more than a cell phone to type it all, cuss in the morn after work's done.