Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: Acidus on February 27, 2010, 05:08:42 PM
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You are Renko Usami, physicist in training. You are in the Sealing Club along with your good friend, Maribel Hearn. Together, you two search for the boundaries that separate this world with that of the other world -Gensokyo.
You are currently in your room. It's pretty well kept, considering you dash around all day. The clock on your desk reads 9:25pm. You remember you have to meet up with Mary in five minutes' time!
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> You should probably get going then, don't you think?
> Check if you have everything you need before you leave.
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>Why would you look at your clock when you can just look out the window?
>Meet Mary, being late isn't cool
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> Make out with Mary (if the other players agree)
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/me is dumb :S
/me also does not agree with the rabbit.
>Ask where you're going today
>Adjust hat coolly, that's what it's for!
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> Make out with Mary (if the other players agree)
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> Make out with Mary (if the other players agree)
>Check Supplies
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>Examine the ofuda, if it is new, you must know.
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>Examine cell phone
>Examine snacks
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> Imagine making out with Mary at the secluded shrine under the starlight.
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>Recall route to the shrine's location.
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>Look up after recalling route
>Seek location
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>Show Maribel the ofuda
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> Start heading for the shrine.
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>"It was in our supplies, I don't know how it got there. Has some strange words written on it.
>Arrive at shrine, make respectful gestures if that's polite to avoid getting our ass cursed.
>"At any rate, what are we looking for tonight?"
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>Have a look around.
>Consider suitability as a make out location
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> Leave some coins were a donation box should be
> go INSIDE THE SHRINE, WHOA
> force yourself upon your sweet MerryBerry
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>Examine spot where she is gesturing.
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>walk towards the boundary
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>Ask if it's safe to approach it
>Silently curse your inability to see the boundary.
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> "A boundry huh, that was quick to find. Is the boundry completly up their, or do you think it reaches the ground. Cause if it's touching the ground, we could find a way through it, to the other side... quite possibly to that place."
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> Blush slightly at the hand-holding
> Examine whoever we just stomped on
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> Ach run Mary! It's a trap!
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> look at the boy
> Check to see if he's potentially threatening
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> Get off of the person with the Antenna, then help him/her up.
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>Hop off the boy
>Apologize to the person on the ground.
>Ask why he's wearing antenna on his head.
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>Poke antennae
>"So...uh...young uhh...lady? Can you tell us where we are?
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> "We were walking, some light engulfed us and the next thing we knew, we were on top of you."
> Introduce selves with "I'm Renko Usami, and this is my good friend Maribel Han."
Please note, I read her name as Han rather then Hearn, so if I mention her I will say Han. Sorry if this bothers anyone who says Hearn for her last name.
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>Look around.
>"There was a shrine here..."
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>Look up the sky, determine position.
>After hearing what the boygirl says where we are, say "That's odd... Mary, we appears to be in *Insert current location* right now...".
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>"Well that's not normal."
>chew on ofuda thoughtfully
>"I'm sorry, Wriggle-san, but could you explain 'Gensokyo' to us?"
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>Ask Wriggle about this "Forest of Magic"
>Recover from shock by making out with Mary
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>Panic
>"Uhh...why..do you.. have... antennae on your head? What.. are you?"
>"AHAHHAHRGHAHGHAHRGHMARYWHEREAREWEGPSMALFUNCTIONINGCRAPCRAPCRAP"
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>declare schizophrenia, ask Maribel for physical treatment
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>"Uhh... Where could I find Keine Sensei?"
>After getting information convince wriggle to go away and make out with mary
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> "Take us to
your dealer leader this Keine person"
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>history of sexual exploits
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>"Alright, just leave us here for a while so we can... think things over."
>Laugh nervously.
>Make out with Mary
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>"Alright, just leave us here for a while so we can... think things over."
>Not that. Instead: "Uh, we'll tell you about where we're from in exchange?"
>The other two actions are fine.
>Holy shit we finally did it!
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>Let Wriggle watch us make out in exchange for guiding us to Keine.
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>"What's a Rumia and why does it want to eat us?"
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>What is this "Satori" and how long is it's arms?
>Show Wriggle Ofuda
>Examine Surroundings
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>"Well little girl I will be on my way."
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>Let Wriggle watch us make out in exchange for guiding us to Keine.
>On second thought, no. That's dumb
>pistolwhip the next person to suggest anything related to making out.
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>"So nanoka~"
>"Well, Merryberry let us be on our way."
>Relationship meter with Merribel
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Did what, exactly?
>Left the outside world. That's a big accomplishment, a little giddiness ought to be acceptable. ;_;
>Look around for easy paths to travel.
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> "If this Rumia would try to eat us, then would you be willing to guide us to somewhere we could stay for the night? We are truely sorry for, well, landing on you and all."
> "By any chance is this Forest of Magic place by the edge of Gensokyo?"
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>"Thanks a bunch!"
>Make proper introductions.
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It's as long as Satori's arm!
>the boyfriend or the list?
>examine inventory
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>Giggle at Merribel
>Skills
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Hey, I like "Maryberry" D:
>Ask about Mystia
>Ask about Mystia's stall
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>Do we like grilled lamprey?
>Does Maribel?
>if we don't know "You like grilled lamprey?"
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> "Grilled Lamprey? Like Lamprey Eel?"
> "Can I assume this Mystia is a Youkai?"
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>"It's cute how you don't want a pet name, Merryerry~"
>examine each item in inventory
>examine Maribel
>evaluate Maribel's bust size
>thriller
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>"It rhymes, and that suits you."
>To Mystia's foodhole!
>Marvel at the surroundings along the way. I mean, how often do we even get to go through a normal woods, let alone a magic one?
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>Check your wallet to see if you have money. It's not nice to dine and dash!
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>Would our currency work here?
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>greet Mystia
>marvel at non-human characteristics
>also parsee at Maribel's western bust size
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>also parsee at Maribel's western bust size
>We got a better self image than that. And better legs.
>"Hi, um...we're from outside, I suppose. Does our money work here? And do you have a good sampler, I've never had lamprey before."
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> Remember that time we went to that place and did that thing
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>ask how common outsiders arriving in Gensokyo is
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>if that blonde hair wasn't Maribel, turn and look
>thank Mystia
>sample lamprey delicately
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> "Wriggle, what did this "Rumia" you mentioned look like? Did she look similar to a young human girl with blonde hair? Cause if so, I think I may have just seen her out their."
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>"Oh I see...so, would that be her over there?"
>Point in the girl's direction
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>Grope Merryberry
>Eat lamprey, shout "YES! YES!" with bagpipe music playing
>Ask if Rumia will kill us
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>Grope Merryberry
>Eat lamprey, shout "YES! YES!" with bagpipe music playing
>Ask if Rumia will kill us
> Please don't do any of that, other then the "Ask if Rumia will kill us" portion.
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>Oh god delicious Lamprey.
>"Also, this stuff is heavenly!"
>Show her the color of our money. If it's good, get more. Right now. We can look for blondes whilst enjoying deliciousness.
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>Ask Mystia for her recipe because it is so delicious
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>Ask Mystia if she can fly you to safety.
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>Ask Meribel if she's going to finish her's
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>"Well get another one, Merryberry, so I can finish it for you."
>Select a menu item that looks tasty and is within the price race.
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>"Okay, but only because we actually managed to get this, and that deserves a celebration!"
>Get a Lamprey with soy sauce, let Maribel get what she likes. Should she go for the expensive one, state we'll be expecting quite the grand present in return for it in bed
>_
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>Ponder a future life with Maribel
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> Hold one end of a lamprey in your mouth and tell Mary to start eating from the other end of it.
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>Wait on them lampreys.
>"So...what're we going to do next, Merryberry?"
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>Attempt to determine if Merryberry's wearing pads by feeling her up
>Inventory
>Quests
>When lamprey is obtained, pose holding it up in one arm.
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> Get Mary to eat from one end of a lamprey while you start from the other end.
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>eat your hat
>triangulate the position of Anachronox
>enjoy delicious seafood regardless of Mary's take on advances
>ask Gensokyo natives about the ofuda
>keep an eye out for that inexplicable blonde
>make Anathe post more often
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>"Oh, no reason."
>Swear at our failure
>"The red white?"
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>"Do you think she can send us back to our world?"
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>"And do you think she'd let us take souvenirs?"
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>"Oh I see..."
>"What do you think Maryberry?"
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>examine nice hat
>check the time
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>Try to rub out the bite marks.
>"...are you done with your lamprey...Maribel...."
>Wait for response and cut her off
>"LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE!"
>Let's split up gang
>Direct attention to Wriggle in a creepy way
>"Jinkies"
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>kidnap Ran and Chen to serve as Scooby and Scrappy
>"This ofuda is the miko's, right? I don't know where I got it, but I found it in my stuff right after we arrived in Gensokyo. Maybe she's visiting the outside world, or something?"
>"For that matter, maybe I'm just being paranoid, but is there anyone else blond that would be around here? I swear I saw someone earlier, and if Rumia's as dangerous as you say, well, I'm a little worried that she might be, too..."
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> "I'm not to sure about the boundry problem. Even in the outside world, I have heard a few stories about a woman with powers over borders and stuff. The stories called her Yukari Yakumo. By any chance is she real, and does she have that sort of power?"
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>Ask Wriggle if s/he'd be kind enough to show us the way to the village.
>Finish Maribel's leftovers.
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>"What would the implications of the boundary 'going' be for you, exactly? Why's that such a bad thing?"
>"But I guess it's probably weaker right now, if Mary and I got through..."
>"Still, none of that explains where the ofuda came from."
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>Is she holding our hand!?
>Think to ourselves a scream of joy
>Redirect attention to the youkai
>"So which way is the human village?"
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> "Is their any proof that the Shrine Maiden controlls the Barrier, and not Yukari controlling it? If Yukari has power over borders and stuff, she could be the one in controll of it. You never know."
> "Mary here noticed something, a barrier or boundry or something, we went towards it and then the next thing we know, were here in Gensokyo, on top of you Wriggle."
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> Mary can try take back her lamprey from our lips!
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>Hand holding or oh god lamprey? How to decide...
>"If you wanted to hold hands, you should have just said so."
>Let's see you get out of this one, Merryberry~
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>Examine Maryberry's hat
>Ask if Mystia has a map they can borrow
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>"Can you give us an idea where everything else is?"
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>To Maribel, with a small grin: "But you said you were done."
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>Attempt to eat Merry's hat
>Attempt to eat Mystia's hat
>Determine which hat is tastiest
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>We aren't that hungry =[
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>Then just take one bite from each, then.
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> When Mystia and Wriggle aren't looking at you or Maribel, give her a quick kiss on the cheek. :V
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> Check own breasts for cancer
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>"Y'know...we're still holding hands."
>Chuckle at Mariberry and how moe she is
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>Also smile at her.
>"Shall we be off, then?"
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>wonder what Mother would think about your lesbian antics
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>Search for an inn. It's the beginning of the game, so prices will be cheap, right?
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>Search for an inn. It's the beginning of the game, so prices will be cheap, right?
^ This.
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> That inn better only have one room
> One bed
> Hawt RenkoxMary yuri action
> FINAL DESTINATION!
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>Naw, we're going to have to start from the beginning.
>Assess tiredness.
>Look around the village for general cool things and stuff that doesn't exist where we come from.
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>adopt Nameless Fairy as new cohort
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> Retire for the night
> Make things go 'bump' in the dark
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>Examine the shops
>Examine the mansion
>Sleep!
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>explode
>ask Mary if it would be worth sharing a room at the inn to save on cash, since it's tough to say how long we'll be here
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>Nod.
>"You're really calm, you know that? I mean...we finally found this place. And you've not even batted an eyelash."
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"Actually, Renko...I think I've been here before. Besides, there's no point in being shocked. It's not very useful, don't you agree?"
>"Well, yeah, but it's not something you can help, and WHAT!?"
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>"And you went without me?" Pout. "You're cruel! Have you seen anything else familiar? Or met anyone, maybe?"
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>"How'd you get back?"
>Walk toward the inn whilst talking.
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> Make two beds into one bed. Bunk bed perhaps?
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> Change beds
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>inhale deeply
>hope Mary hasn't done anything stupid in the meantime
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>Look out window, if any.
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>Head out and look around the village
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Pesco must really really want to see Mary and Renko hook up. :S
>Consider whether your dream has any deeper meaning
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>construct nuclear reactor out of tooth filings
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>Walk out of the inn
>Look around the Village
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>man I meant inhale deeply from the futon for Mary's scent =(
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>Don't sass the parser fuckpiss.
>Look around the inn for Marryberry while leaving. If she doesn't manifest, ask the innkeeper about her.
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>Return INN
>Eat BREAKFAST
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>"Hey, did you ask around where that Keine person is?"
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>"We oughta try to catch her early, then, before she starts up class."
>"...Unless it's the weekend."
>"Wait, do they have weekends here?"
>Upon finishing breakfast, go drop in on Keine. Obtain directions from the innkeeper if necessary.
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>Resist urge to comment on HAT
>Greet KEINE
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>"Um, it's probably pretty obvious that we're new here. We were told that you'd be a good person to visit and help use get properly situated. If you've got time, that is."
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>Have a seat. If there are chairs, put them use. If not, just try to be comfy on the floor.
>Let Keine do that thing.
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>Try to BLEND IN WITH CULTURE
>Resist urge to QUESTION EVERYTHING
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>Probably better to let her off the hook, then.
>"Who should we go to for specific information on the major people and places, I suppose."
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>Ask what there is to do around here
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>And if she knows any place to get Gensobux.
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>Drinking to the point of unconsciousness? Teehee~
>"Okay, got any idea where we could find her? We'll get out your hair after that, I promise."
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>Where's the local SAKE maker?
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>wonder how often you've gone drinking with Maribel
>wonder how many of them have ended in lesbian makeouts
>if both are zero, vow to remedy this
>"Unless you think there's somewhere else we should go, instead."
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>"Youkai mountain? Which way is that?"
>Stand up, to show we're really gonna leave the poor harried woman alone. =[
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>"Alright, thank you. We might come again later today, hopefully when you're less busy. Thanks for making time for us."
>Exit, consider the mountain, and activity in town
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>"Let's go to the Mountain!"
>Take Maribel's hand and head to the Youkai Mountain
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>Don't go to the mountain without preparing first though. Don't want to be caught off guard!
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> Think about how you'll go about pitching Mary's tent
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>Compare HATS.
>Gain self-esteem. You'll need it.
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>Check around the edge of the forest for places a tunnel is likely to be.
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>seduce nearest stray fairy
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> hug a tree, shake it.
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>seduce nearest stray fairy
>No! What harlotry is this!?
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> "See anything Mary? This mist makes it a bit harder to see."
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>Snoop around the edges a bit for signs of a tunnel, or foot traffic. Or traces of displaced dirt, as there's bound to be a lot of it if someone dug a tunnel through here.
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>"You think that mist is normal?"
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> Check for scratch marks on trees, clear signs of youkai or a bear may be near
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>channel Steve Colbert
>investigate sudden grassiness, abrupt start of dirt trail
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> Suddenly reach over and smell Maribel's hair, gain some Yuri power.
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>"I blame the mist. And you can't disprove it."
>Open tunnel, descend.
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>Hum the Final Fantasy victory fanfare to yourself.
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> Victory of being able to smell Maribel's hair of course! *hum silently*
> Investigate metal door/cover for any locks which can be picked or some such.
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Yalls need more class if you're gonna seduce Maribel. =[
>Or some sort of switch to open it.
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>Knock on the door.
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>use powers to gauge the location of the mountain to make sure we head the right way underground
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How can you see the stars when it's daytime? :S
>After knocking the door, wait patiently.
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>Small talk with Maribel
>"So how 'bout dem nameless fairies?"
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>LOCAL SPORTS TEAM WOOOOOOOOO
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> "Yo."
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>Look into the tunnel, and make sure she didn't take too bad of a fall.
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>"Oh my gosh are you okay?"
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>Try to remember if the girl had a hat. This is important!
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>"Hey, mind if we use the tunnel. We need to go to the mountain about a job interview."
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> "We didn't mean to startle you like that, we are truly sorry."
> This is Nitori we are talking to, right?
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>Friendly smile.
>"Maybe you could escort us on your way back, if you think there's going to be a problem."
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>Ask about the tengu. They don't seem like very nice people!
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>Ask if she knows about that Hatate person advising the job in human town.
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>"Well, if she's asking around like that, it should be okay for us to go there, right?"
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> no matter what we do, our agenda is now to invade the Tengu mountain. With caution of course.
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>inventory
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>"Well, no. Give a minute to go grab it?"
>Nod to Maribel to go do it. She should be a nice gofer.
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>Twiddle your thumbs while you wait. You're not very patient.
>Compare your hat and this newcomer's hat on a coolness scale of one to ten, ten being amazing and one being no hat.
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> Probability of Maribel agreeing to dinner at a moderately fancy restaurant, if there are any to be found?
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>"Hey, sorry for holding you up. But I really appreciate all the help. You don't have to stick around anymore if you got things to do, alright?"
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> Think THOSE THOUGHTS about Mary
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>prevent hands from going under skirt
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>prevent hands from going under skirt
> Our hands, Mary's or someone else's?
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>Own, of course. Mary's would be quite welcome if they tried. But not the kappa's. Probably.
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> Needs more Extending Arms in this scene if you know what I mean :V
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>"Oh, so it's your first time around here?"
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> Do the naughty dance
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>Engage in small talk with the new girl.
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>"It's hard being new here. So really, thanks for the help and stuff. Don't worry too much about the village, they're really nice."
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> "I wonder how much longer she is going to be..."
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>if trail of fire is not normal, ask what the hell happened
>thank her, hug
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>Presuming the cucumber monster has no objections, descend into the tunnel.
>Politely decline to say things about friction bitches, because we have class.
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>"...I thought she had never been to that town before? Wonder if she's just running off from home for awhile?."
>Shrug.
>Head down the tunnel, appreciate the architecture!
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>Look around for an attendant-type person. Failing that, someone loitering about who doesn't look angry or busy.
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>Politely wave as people start falling silent.
>Try not to stare, because goddamn that's a lot of nonhumans.
>"We're not here to do anything weird, we're just following up on a job application."
>Present the flyer.
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>"Okay. But, um, what does not being conspicuous mean in relation to the tengu?"
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>"...Oh. Um... What happens if they catch us?"
>Ponder a moment.
>"Would the be amenable to carrying a message to this Hatate person?"
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>Try to remember what you learned in your studies about ninjas, nin nin.
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>Try to remember what you learned in your studies about ninjas, nin nin.
Omg, your a Disgaea fan! :toot:
> "If we just enter the town and ask around for her without doing anything odd, would we be fine?"
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>"Mmm."
>Frown.
>"How close can we get to their town before we have to worry?"
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>Consider getting one of those fancy tengu hats. They're pretty classy!
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>Hurry up and meet this Nitori person, optic camouflage sounds pretty cool!
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>"I cannot imagine a world in which that wouldn't be tremendously fun. I must meet this Nitori at once!"
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>Start to enter, look for a knocker or some such so as to properly announce our presence.
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>Wait patiently until she notices.
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>Knock lightly on the doorframe.
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>go blind from welding lights
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>Cover your eyes with your hat. That's what it's for!
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>"I wanna borrow your optical camouflage so I can get a job."
>Pause for a moment.
>"I mean, I need to get into the tengu village so I can see about this job application."
>Show it to Nitori.
>"It was put up in the human village, so I guess it's alright for us to apply. But everyone tells me that we can't just walk in. So they suggested we come to you."
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>Panic button?
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>"How long can it run?"
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>"Cool!"
>But what about Maribel?!
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> Mentally celebrate.
> "Err, how many cucumbers are we looking for?"
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>Consider asking what's so important about cucumbers
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>"By lots, do you mean so many that we aren't going to be able to carry them back?"
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>"By lots, do you mean so many that we aren't going to be able to carry them back?"
> "Any plans for that? Or should I try and see if I can do enough return trips in 3 hours?"
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>"Maybe I should bring a basket or something?"
>pale in horror at the thought of using your hat for carrying cucumbers
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>Search for a bucket!
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> Consider gathering hats as containers!
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>Ask Nitori if she has any spare headgear to use as cucumber storage.
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>Or buckets.
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>"Alright, we'll try to get you what we can. Have any idea where your cucumbers are, exactly?"
>Ignore that if we already asked. =[