Author Topic: Return to the Barren Path (Read 77164 times)

Moerin · « **Reply #870 on:** August 22, 2009, 07:56:21 AM »

>I see what you did there.
>Equip Tenshi's hat.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #871 on:** August 22, 2009, 08:00:25 AM »

>Eat Theorin

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #872 on:** August 22, 2009, 08:37:03 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 07:53:51 AM

> Eat the peaches on the hat.

> Eat the hat.

> PENGUINS SUCK.

>You are about to eat the peaches when Tenshi snatches her hat back from your hands. "Stop that!" She says.
>Fuck you Penguins own they are like nature's Space Marines.

Quote from: Theorin Satsuki on August 22, 2009, 07:56:21 AM

>I see what you did there.
>Equip Tenshi's hat.

>I wish I did.
>You do not have ye hat.

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 22, 2009, 08:00:25 AM

>Eat Theorin

>You do not have ye Theorin

>_

Pako · « **Reply #873 on:** August 22, 2009, 08:40:26 AM »

> add Theorin.

> Penguins are Monochrome (well almost).

> Allright then (pu on sunglasses) Lets ruin the place. Attack the bar.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #874 on:** August 22, 2009, 08:46:42 AM »

>Cook Pako

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #875 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:01:07 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 08:40:26 AM

> add Theorin.

> Penguins are Monochrome (well almost).

> Allright then (pu on sunglasses) Lets ruin the place. Attack the bar.

>You do not have ye theorin.
>That's a fair point, actually.
>You punch the bar. Ow, your fist...

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 22, 2009, 08:46:42 AM

>Cook Pako

>You do not have Pako.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #876 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:03:26 AM »

> Give a piece of mind

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #877 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:08:31 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 09:03:26 AM

> Give a piece of mind

>You should be more specific about these kinds of things.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #878 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:11:03 AM »

> hug Tenshi.

> Make out with yourself.

Pesco · « **Reply #879 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:23:49 AM »

> Iku Fever

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #880 on:** August 22, 2009, 09:30:57 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 09:11:03 AM

> hug Tenshi.

> Make out with yourself.

>Tenshi is presently on the other side of the bar, which makes for bad hugging.
>You've not quite figured out the trick for this yet.

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 09:23:49 AM

> Iku Fever

>You strike the pose, and it's ever so dashing! No lightning accompanies it, but we can't all be oarfish.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #881 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:13:20 AM »

> Hey Remilia what do you think we should do now.

> Flirt with Tenshi's sword.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #882 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:29:54 AM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 10:13:20 AM

> Hey Remilia what do you think we should do now.

> Flirt with Tenshi's sword.

>"I think we ought to just go kick the shit out of Parsee and Yugi and call it a day," says Remilia. "Like I said before, Parsee can steal as much Hobo Power or whatever as she likes, but she's still Parsee and still third rate. You guys keep Yugi off my back, I'll have her mopped up in five minutes."
>"I do not feel it would be so simple," says Kaguya. "A key point of that plan is that Parsee is a fool. I do not think that is so. It is clear that she is confident she can deal with several opponents at once, especially if we are right and she is aiming for those involved in the subterranean incident. It is true that she may have overestimated herself, but I would not place my faith in this. It would be best to find this Hobo Queen and see what she can tell us about the incident. Reimu said she was underground, did she not?"
>You decide to flirt with Tenshi's sword. ...Hey, where is that sword? She doesn't seem to have it.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #883 on:** August 22, 2009, 10:37:49 AM »

> Search for a spade and begin digging to the underground.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #884 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:30:24 PM »

>Belay Pako's order and go talk to Orin. Squee profusely like a little girl and declare us to be her biggest fan evar. Give her a hug, but only if she'll allow us.

>Apologize to Tenshi for our temporary madness, assure her we will see Eirin about it.

>Apologize to Suika as well if we haven't already.

Pesco · « **Reply #885 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:34:36 PM »

> Apply Helepolis' avatar to the current situation

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #886 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:42:20 PM »

Quote from: UncertainKitten on August 22, 2009, 01:30:24 PM

>Belay Pako's order and go talk to Orin. Squee profusely like a little girl and declare us to be her biggest fan evar. Give her a hug, but only if she'll allow us.

>Apologize to Tenshi for our temporary madness, assure her we will see Eirin about it.

>Apologize to Suika as well if we haven't already.

>You go to squee profusely at Orin. "Hey, you're that guy from Scarlet Devil Mansion, right?" she says. "Yeah, the one who came and joked with Meiling. I didn't know she had friends like you guys" She flicks an eye and frowns. "Uh...you gonna be alright? Suika worked your torso pretty hard."
>Quest Notification: The Legend of China Gets Some Unlocked
>"Oh I know aaaaaaaall about that~" Tenshi replies, waving it off as you apologize.
>Suika left, but you did croak out an apology that she accepted already.

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 01:34:36 PM

> Apply Helepolis' avatar to the current situation

>You give this scenario the bird. Orin looks up at the ceiling for a moment, curious to see what you're directing that deuce at.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #887 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:52:08 PM »

> Tell Orin that if we die she may have our body.

> Tell Orin she is Mine3rd favourite touhou.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #888 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 01:52:08 PM

> Tell Orin that if we die she may have our body.

> Tell Orin she is Mine3rd favourite touhou.

>"Oh, that's so sweet of you!" says Orin. You aren't sure which she's replying to.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #889 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:56:57 PM »

> Tell Orin to come with us for there will be many corpses.

Pako · « **Reply #890 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:57:44 PM »

> Remilia a vampire, vampire=undead=corpse.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #891 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:00:35 PM »

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 01:56:57 PM

> Tell Orin to come with us for there will be many corpses.

>"Oh is that so?" She says, sounding a bit disinterested. "They probably won't even be up for grabs."

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 01:57:44 PM

> Remilia a vampire, vampire=undead=corpse.

>She shakes her head. "It doesn't count when they're still moving. I tried it before."

>_

Pako · « **Reply #892 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:03:00 PM »

> Then lets kill Remilia, no just joking. block any incoming Remiliapunch.

> Ask Rumia if she approves.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #893 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:06:24 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 02:03:00 PM

> Then lets kill Remilia, no just joking. block any incoming Remiliapunch.

> Ask Rumia if she approves.

>Remilia doesn't seem to be too interested in punching you, she seems content at the bar right now.
>Rumia trundles over, and when asked for her approval gives a nod and vocalizes a soft blast of tinny distortion. Orin gives her a rather startled look.

>_

Pako · « **Reply #894 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:08:06 PM »

> point at Tenshi. Rumia attack!

> Ask orin: Are you gonna help in digging the tunnel to the underground.

Pesco · « **Reply #895 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:08:33 PM »

> Give Rumia a ride on your shoulders afterwards.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #896 on:** August 22, 2009, 03:05:30 PM »

>Rumiacopter

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #897 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:01:13 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 02:08:06 PM

> point at Tenshi. Rumia attack!

> Ask orin: Are you gonna help in digging the tunnel to the underground.

>Rumia looks at Tenshi, looks at you, then looks at Tenshi again. Then she charges at Tenshi and starts batting at the celestial's skirts wildly. "Hey, stop that!" says Tenshi, and she retreats further behind the bar.
>"There's already a way there, you know," says Orin. "I can give you directions."

Quote from: Pesco on August 22, 2009, 02:08:33 PM

> Give Rumia a ride on your shoulders afterwards.

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on August 22, 2009, 03:05:30 PM

>Rumiacopter

>In celebration of Rumia's hardfought battle, you give her a shoulder ride and spin her about a couple times!

>_

Pako · « **Reply #898 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:11:44 PM »

> But if we make our own passage way we will be famous!

> Rumia wants to be famous too.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #899 on:** August 22, 2009, 11:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Pako on August 22, 2009, 11:11:44 PM

> But if we make our own passage way we will be famous!

> Rumia wants to be famous too.

>"Famous if you got a few weeks, I guess," says Orin. "I got better things to do than shoving dirt."

>_