Author Topic: 30 minutes or it's free!  (Read 145757 times)

OkashiiKisei

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2010, 11:39:34 PM »
> "In fact, I'm the Mighty God of Delivery! Koshiro-Sama! Since Gods are partly ethereal I am not very tasteful."

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2010, 11:41:05 PM »
>"I'm also a Man. A manly man of man full of man."

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #62 on: February 15, 2010, 11:51:37 PM »
> "In fact, I'm the Mighty God of Delivery! Koshiro-Sama! Since Gods are partly ethereal I am not very tasteful."
> "I might not seem godly, but that's because people don't pay much attention to the Delivery God. But I still taste bad."

Kasu

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #63 on: February 16, 2010, 12:11:53 AM »
> Check on Chen.
> Check on package.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Hello Purvis

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #64 on: February 16, 2010, 12:47:25 AM »
>Proudly reflect on being the best goddamned deceptionist.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #65 on: February 16, 2010, 02:31:18 AM »
>"Yeah, but you aren't allowed to eat me. I'm overripe."
> Disregard this. I'm no human. No, sir.
> Offer help finding the hat, in exchange for not being eaten.
> "In fact, I'm the Mighty God of Delivery! Koshiro-Sama! Since Gods are partly ethereal I am not very tasteful."
>"I'm also a Man. A manly man of man full of man."
> "I might not seem godly, but that's because people don't pay much attention to the Delivery God. But I still taste bad."

> You contemplate telling the truth, but ultimately decide to lie, and lie big!
> "A delivery youkai?  Is that so?  So if you deliver things to people, can you deliver Chen's hat back to her?"

> Check on Chen.
> Check on package.

> Chen is still on the ground blubbering, "...and then I couldn't find it and I asked Rumia to help and Ran-shama would be so mad if she knew I lost it since she gave it to me and can't make another one right now and it wasn't..."
> The package is still in your Courier bag.  You check to make sure it isn't curshed.  Luckily, it isn't.

>Proudly reflect on being the best goddamned deceptionist.

> Heh.

>_

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #66 on: February 16, 2010, 02:41:21 AM »
>"Of course I can! Just let me deliver this package, and I'll find her hat and deliver it right back to her!!"
>Pose.

HakureiSM

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #67 on: February 16, 2010, 02:49:38 AM »
> My deliver is the deliver that'll reach the heavens!
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #68 on: February 16, 2010, 02:53:22 AM »
>"Of course I can! Just let me deliver this package, and I'll find her hat and deliver it right back to her!!"
>Pose.

> "Chen you're in good hands now!"
> With that, Rumia runs off, arms still extended.  When the light returns, you look down at Chen.  Chen sniffs.
> You strike a pose.  Chen doesn't notice, she's trying to stop crying.

> My deliver is the deliver that'll reach the heavens!

> Don't deliver your package!  Deliver yourself who will deliver the package!

Toasty

Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2010, 02:56:38 AM »
>Chen's hat is at kourindou, remember?
>Tell chen you'll get her hat after you deliver your current package
>Attempt to convince chen into riding on your shoulders
>Go to conspiracy central the moriya shrine.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2010, 03:31:00 AM »
>Chen's hat is at kourindou, remember?
>Tell chen you'll get her hat after you deliver your current package
>Attempt to convince chen into riding on your shoulders
>Go to conspiracy central the moriya shrine.

> You remember that there was a green hat at Kourindou, is that Chen's?
> You tell Chen that you'll help her look for her hat after you deliver your package.  She sniffs and nods while staring downward.
> You offer to take Chen to the Moriya Shrine on your shoulders.  She finally looks up at you.  "Ran-shama would carry me on her shoulders sometimes.  Can you really carry me all the way there?"

Toasty

Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2010, 03:42:58 AM »
>Yeah, chen! ^^ Let's go!
>Embark with chen on shoulders, making it enjoyable for her.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2010, 03:58:26 AM »
>Yeah, chen! ^^ Let's go!
>Embark with chen on shoulders, making it enjoyable for her.

> You crouch down and offer your shoulders to Chen.  She sniffs and asks if you mean it.
> You assure her that you do.  She squeals and climbs onto your shoulders.
> Chen in tow, you set off through the Forest of Magic.
> You continue North and eventually encounter a new crossroads.  To the left, dolls flit about Alice's house.  To the right, the forest continues.

>_

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2010, 04:06:45 AM »
>Hold tight, we wouldn't want Ran shooting at us.
>Muster the spirits of the Manly Men of the past.
>Onwards!

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2010, 04:34:08 AM »
>Hold tight, we wouldn't want Ran shooting at us.
>Muster the spirits of the Manly Men of the past.
>Onwards!

> You hold tight to Chen's legs as you cruise through the forest.  She laughs and swishes her tails around, and you feel good about yourself.  Whoever this Ran is, you hope she'd be proud of you for doing this.
> You recruit the manly spirit of all the Great Men of the past and you increase your speed.  Chen roars with laughter as you now tear through the Forest of Magic.
> You continue Northwards until you arrive at a T-intersection.  To the left is a circular adobe style house.  To the right the road continues.
> "Which way will we go?"  Chen's bouncing on your shoulders in anticipation of moving again.

>_

Toasty

Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #75 on: February 16, 2010, 04:51:03 AM »
>We don't know who lives there, or whether or not they'll hurt chen! Go to the right! /ran mode

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #76 on: February 16, 2010, 05:00:24 AM »
>Increase your strength by channeling Delivery Men, since you're technically delivering Chen.

Pesco

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #77 on: February 16, 2010, 07:11:11 AM »
> Teaspit upon catching up with the story
> Where were we going agin?

HakureiSM

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #78 on: February 16, 2010, 07:13:42 AM »
> Nosebleed hard from having Chen's legs wrapped around you.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Toasty

Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #79 on: February 16, 2010, 07:32:52 AM »
> Nosebleed hard from having Chen's legs wrapped around you.

>As a decent delivery man, we are no pedofox (unlike ran). Besides, we don't want to get blood all over our clothes.

Pesco

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #80 on: February 16, 2010, 07:33:34 AM »
> Nosebleed hard from having Chen's legs wrapped around you.

> Pause the game while this person thinks indecent thoughts

Fightest

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #81 on: February 16, 2010, 07:47:13 AM »
> We don't have time to pause!
> Activate Deliverator TUNNEL VISION and hurry towards our destination.
> Check on Chen.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2010, 07:51:33 AM »
>Does the road seem to circle northward, from what can be seen?
>If not, check the northward foliage for ways through.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2010, 01:54:43 PM »
>We don't know who lives there, or whether or not they'll hurt chen! Go to the right! /ran mode
> That's probably a good idea, though we seem to have befriended one youkai so far, maybe the others aren't so bad?

>Increase your strength by channeling Delivery Men, since you're technically delivering Chen.
> You try to channel some extra strength, but get caught up on the logistics of your delivery.  Technically, you're delivering a package for Sanae Kochiya, but only carrying Chen.  You'll help her find her hat afterwards, but you can't deliver something you don't have.  You feel conflicted.

> Teaspit upon catching up with the story
> Where were we going agin?
> You attempt to teaspit, but without tea it is an unsuccessful venture.
> BPTPPPPPPTTTTP!
> Chen cackles at this.  "You're funny Mr. Boxman"
> You are currently in the Forest of Magic, possibly, and are heading towards Youkai Mountain and then to the Moriya Shrine near the peak.

> Nosebleed hard from having Chen's legs wrapped around you.
>As a decent delivery man, we are no pedofox (unlike ran). Besides, we don't want to get blood all over our clothes.
> How unprofessional this would make you.  Besides, cute as she may be, she's still a youkai.

> Pause the game while this person thinks indecent thoughts
> We don't have time to pause!
> Activate Deliverator TUNNEL VISION and hurry towards our destination.
> Check on Chen.
> No pause feature on this adventure bucko!
> You focus solely of making it to the delivery and realize that you are STILL STUCK at the intersection.
> You ask how Chen is doing.  "This is fun!  I really want to get my hat back though, can you hurry?"

>Does the road seem to circle northward, from what can be seen?
>If not, check the northward foliage for ways through.
> You're not even sure if the road you're currently on is going North, you've just been following the trail.  It's probably a better bet than heading towards the house.
> You examine the foliage.  It appears thick and foreboding, and not really suited for travel.
> "I wouldn't stray from the path Mr. Boxman, Ran-shama said that all kinds of bad things live in the woods off the path."

>_

Fightest

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2010, 02:08:08 PM »
> Keep along the path.

Pesco

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2010, 02:12:42 PM »
> What happened to going to Kourindou first to get Chen's hat?
> Guide me along the Barren Path

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2010, 02:19:38 PM »
>Chen's getting impatient! Make haste!
>Look out for anything unusual

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2010, 02:27:40 PM »
> Keep along the path.
> You decide to go right.

> What happened to going to Kourindou first to get Chen's hat?
> Guide me along the Barren Path
> You told Chen you'd look for her hat after this delivery silly.
> The path may be sparse, but you'd hesitate to call it barren.

>Chen's getting impatient! Make haste!
>Look out for anything unusual
> More anxious than anything, you think she just really wants her hat back.
> You keep a look-out for strange things. 
> A figure dressed in white suddenly drops down in front of you.  "IT'S SPRING!" she screams loud enough to push you back a step. 
> Chen "NYAAAA!"s and falls backward, but since you're holding her legs she doesn't fall off.  You'd scream as well, but you know it's just Lily White.
> "Hey Mister, did you know that it's spring!?"

>_

COPIRIGHTO

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2010, 02:29:11 PM »
>"Y-yes!"
>Shift attention towards Chen
>"Are you alright?"

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2010, 02:41:03 PM »
>"Y-yes!"
>Shift attention towards Chen
>"Are you alright?"
> It's impossible not to know it's spring at this point, Lily's been coming around telling everyone all spring every single year.  This isn't the first time you've seen Lily.  Hell, this isn't the first time you've seen her this week!  You know it's spring!
> You reply in a gentle affirmative.  Lily gives a little cheer.
> Chen appears to be fine, she pulls herself up and curses Lily.  "You're mean lady!"
> Mean is not really a word you would use to describe Lily.  There are a multitude of other adjectives you find more appropriate, most of them being synonyms for "annoying" but "mean" is not one you would use.
> Lily continues to stare at you.

>_