Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 91590 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #570 on: November 23, 2009, 01:58:18 AM »
>Shoryuken

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #571 on: November 23, 2009, 02:18:51 AM »
>Tell sanae she is a good girl

>She looks up at you, then looks at Marisa and blushes. "-Thank you, I suppose?"

> Mukyu
> Tell Sanae about the delivery.
> Show her the list of components.
> Ask where Suwako and Kanako are.

>You mukyu. Marisa snerks, whilst Sanae turns away and covers her mouth, shoulders shaking.
>You show Sanae the list, after she gets over her fit of the giggles. "I'd ask Utsuho about the sun, if I were you."
>"Moriya-sama is in the pond in back, but she's in a rather foul mood. She doesn't appear to just anyone on the best of days, either. Yasaka-sama is inside the shrine, but she is very busy managing the winds right now."

>Shoryuken

>You try a Shoryuken, but you could never do Z-motions reliably.

>_
« Last Edit: November 23, 2009, 02:31:43 AM by Captain Purvis M.F.D. »

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #572 on: November 23, 2009, 02:28:23 AM »
>"Are you willing to share why Miss Suwako is so upset?"
>remind about the delivery, ask what should be done with it
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #573 on: November 23, 2009, 02:33:54 AM »
>"Are you willing to share why Miss Suwako is so upset?"
>remind about the delivery, ask what should be done with it

>Sanae smiles sheepishly. "Ah, it's a little personal for her. But she'd probably like it if someone would let her complain about it."
>"Oh, that? Just put it by the door." Marisa goes to do just that.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #574 on: November 23, 2009, 02:40:39 AM »
>Go out back
>Find Suwako
>Talk.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #575 on: November 23, 2009, 02:41:59 AM »
>Z-motion the Z-machine
>ask about the delivery's contents before you go
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #576 on: November 23, 2009, 02:42:43 AM »
>Hadoken

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #577 on: November 23, 2009, 02:50:37 AM »
>Go out back
>Find Suwako
>Talk.

>You head around back.
>There is a large pond here, dotted with lily pads and cattails, and there are frogs all over the place, more than you can even comfortably estimate at the moment.The Onbashira stretch into the sky, casting long shadows over the point. A small sign by the edge of the pond reads: "Please toss all to Suwako-sama donations into the pond." Obvious exits are west.

>Z-motion the Z-machine
>ask about the delivery's contents before you go

>Are you sure you should be doing that, Avatar?
>"Oh, it's a cask of sherry. Kanako-sama wishes to branch out a bit for the winter feast."

>Hadoken

>You are downright fierce.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #578 on: November 23, 2009, 02:54:08 AM »
>croak a melody of masseuse
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #579 on: November 23, 2009, 02:55:09 AM »
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>Are you sure you should be doing that, Avatar?
>Shut up Iolo.

>Pour any leftover frog oil into the pond.
There are people in this world who enjoy being alone. But there isn't a single person who can bear solitude.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #580 on: November 23, 2009, 03:04:13 AM »
>croak a melody of masseuse

>You try to croak, but you're not very good at it. You get the feeling a few of the frogs are giving you looks.

>Shut up Iolo.

>Pour any leftover frog oil into the pond.

>I will rule Brittania, Avatar.
>You pour the frog oil into the pond. For a moment, all is silent. You watch the frog oil spread through the water, then notice a shape underneath. Then Suwako explodes from the pond and wraps her hands around your neck! "It was you, you thieving son of a bitch!" she cries while throttling you.
>You current condition is: Can't breath, Neck Hurts

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #581 on: November 23, 2009, 03:05:35 AM »
>Motion for Marisa to help.
>try to breath
>Tell Suwako where you got the frog oil

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #582 on: November 23, 2009, 03:07:44 AM »
>try to say "wriggle gave it to me," particularly the Wriggle part
>have metal sign ready if she doesn't stop it
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #583 on: November 23, 2009, 03:10:11 AM »
>SPAM
>SPAM
>SPAM
>HUMBUG
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #584 on: November 23, 2009, 03:19:28 AM »
>Motion for Marisa to help.
>try to breath
>Tell Suwako where you got the frog oil

>Unfortunately, Marisa was busy delivering the sherry and did not accompany you.
>Suwako is doing a very good job of keeping you from breathing.
>You try to explain yourself. Unfortunately it comes out mostly as gasps.

>try to say "wriggle gave it to me," particularly the Wriggle part
>have metal sign ready if she doesn't stop it

>You try to gasp out Wriggle, and only do a half decent job.
>You reach for Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue

>SPAM
>SPAM
>SPAM
>HUMBUG

>You have no spam.
>I told you you don't have any spam.
>YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPAM GODDAMMIT
>YOU GOT NONE OF THAT EITHER!
>Current condition: Can't Breath, Neck and Chest Hurt

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #585 on: November 23, 2009, 03:20:47 AM »
>Kick like China thought you!

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #586 on: November 23, 2009, 03:22:10 AM »
>Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue
>pray you can turn those iron rings against her
>gasp out "wriggle" at first opportunity
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #587 on: November 23, 2009, 03:23:12 AM »
> If Metal Fatigue is unusable since you can't speak to declare it, use Non-Directional Laser, as it's a nonspell

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #588 on: November 23, 2009, 03:33:24 AM »
>Kick like China thought you!

>You remember the lessons Mieling gave you, and slam a knee right into Suwako's solar plexis. Divine though she may be, no one likes being kicked in the solar plexis. She squawks and pain and releases your breathing apparati.

>Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue
>pray you can turn those iron rings against her
>gasp out "wriggle" at first opportunity

>You then declare your spellcard and turn it on Suwako. The metal aglets of her dress expand and tear up the cloth. She notices this and grabs her dress before anything indecent can happen. Then she leaps back into the pond, crying "You're going to pay for that!"
>You cry "Wriggle" in a rather raspy voice, but you have no idea of Suwako heard or understood.

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #589 on: November 23, 2009, 03:34:59 AM »
>RUN LIKE HELL AND FIND MARISA!!

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #590 on: November 23, 2009, 03:36:41 AM »
God damnit.

>keep on with the "wriggle sold it to me" part, focus on defense
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #591 on: November 23, 2009, 04:01:39 AM »
>RUN LIKE HELL AND FIND MARISA!!

>Seeing your chance, you run like hell!

>keep on with the "wriggle sold it to me" part, focus on defense

>It is hard to stay defensive or talk while running.
>You return to the shrine courtyard, panting and out of breath. Marisa and Sanae both give you rather questioning and uneasy looks.
>You hear a splash from the pond. "You think this is over?" Suwako shouts, "I haven't even started on you yet!"
>"W-what did you do!?" Sanae says, clutching her broom nervously.
>You current condition is: Sore, breathless.

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #592 on: November 23, 2009, 04:03:51 AM »
>Gasp out, "Wriggle gave frog oil, went here to deliver sherry, dumped frog oil in pond, Suwako attack, I fight back, RAN!"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #593 on: November 23, 2009, 04:04:11 AM »
>display any bruises or wounds on throat as evidence
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #594 on: November 23, 2009, 04:12:21 AM »
>Gasp out, "Wriggle gave frog oil, went here to deliver sherry, dumped frog oil in pond, Suwako attack, I fight back, RAN!"

>"What?" asks Marisa.
>"D-Did you say frog oil?" asks Sanae.
>Before you can explain futher, Suwako rounds the corner, now wearing a new dress. "Sanae!" she shouts, "Don't let her get away!"
>"Y-yes, Suwako-sama!" says Sanae, her eyes wide. She looks at you for a moment, her face betraying her lack of comprehension on the matter at hand. Then she starts to hit you with her broom. Thankfully, it's made of bundled straw, so it's nowhere near as bad as being strangled, but it's still rather unpleasant.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #595 on: November 23, 2009, 04:18:24 AM »
>"Wriggle! WRIGGLE had it!!"
>hold back to block
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #596 on: November 23, 2009, 04:18:47 AM »
>Wonder why Marisa is just standing there.
>Ask for Marisa's help.
>Tell Sanae to try to calm Suwako down so that see can tell them the whole story
>If that fails, Non-Directional Laser

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #597 on: November 23, 2009, 04:51:54 AM »
> Down Forward B

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #598 on: November 23, 2009, 04:55:06 AM »
>"Wriggle! WRIGGLE had it!!"
>hold back to block

>You try to deflect the broom with your arms and shout the truth. "Oh, I see!" Sanae says, although she doesn't stop hitting you.



>Wonder why Marisa is just standing there.
>Ask for Marisa's help.
>Tell Sanae to try to calm Suwako down so that see can tell them the whole story
>If that fails, Non-Directional Laser

>"I've got it," says Marisa, as she runs over, grabs Suwako by the collar, and hoists her up into the air, leaving the deity to kick and flail at the air whilst shouting various imprecations.
>"Suwako-sama," says Sanae, "I think she wants to tell you that she got that from someone else."
>Suwako keeps struggling, but she stops cursing and looks at you. "You should have said so before you threw it in!"

> Down Forward B

>You're too sore and breathless to do that right now.

>_

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #599 on: November 23, 2009, 04:57:01 AM »
>sigh and relax a bit.
>Have Marisa put Suwako back down