Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 91633 times)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #510 on: November 21, 2009, 01:16:56 PM »
>"Fair enough. Speaking of them, Ma... Marisa is helping me with bringing this... wine, I assume, up to their shrine. Which way would that be?"
>yeah probably end up leaving at that
>keep an eye out for the Shiz
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #511 on: November 21, 2009, 02:42:39 PM »
> Show Minoriko list of components, hoping for some clues.
> Continue to shrine.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #512 on: November 21, 2009, 03:18:01 PM »
>Remember to actually get the hot sauce itself next time you find some.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #513 on: November 21, 2009, 10:56:33 PM »
>"Fair enough. Speaking of them, Ma... Marisa is helping me with bringing this... wine, I assume, up to their shrine. Which way would that be?"
>yeah probably end up leaving at that
>keep an eye out for the Shiz

>"The road will take you there," says Minoriko, gesturing toward it with a free hand while she examines an ear of corn.
>You decided to leave that topic alone. It's already hard enough not to stare.
>No signs of Shizuha as of yet.

> Show Minoriko list of components, hoping for some clues.
> Continue to shrine.

>She looks it over. "I don't really know what most of those are. Sorry, I don't dabble into magic."
>You continue eastwards.
>The woods here are thicker; if the trees had their leaves you suspect it would be quite dark here. The ground here is inclines gently but firmly upwards, and you can hear a river up head. To the south, you see a small house surrounded by bushes clinging vainly to their leaves; were it summer you wouldn't notice the house at all. Obvious exits are East, West, and South.

>Remember to actually get the hot sauce itself next time you find some.

>Seriously! You really did yourself no favors with that maid by barging in, asking for sauce, then walking off.

>_
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 11:04:04 PM by Captain Purvis M.F.D. »

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #514 on: November 21, 2009, 11:06:01 PM »
> Ask Marisa to open the barrel
> If successful, add frog oil

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #515 on: November 21, 2009, 11:18:26 PM »
> Continue towards shrine.
> Make mental note to investigate house on the way back.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #516 on: November 21, 2009, 11:28:01 PM »
> Ask Marisa to open the barrel
> If successful, add frog oil

>"That would be impolite, Patchy," says Marisa. "Did you really think I'm the kind of person to get into other people's things like that?"

> Continue towards shrine.
> Make mental note to investigate house on the way back.

>You continue eastwards. "Hold it!" cries out a voice. Oh look, there is Hina blocking your way. "What do you think you're doing, going up on Youkai mountain?"

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #517 on: November 21, 2009, 11:31:31 PM »
> Facepalm
> "And yet that never exactly stopped you from breaking into my library and stealing my books..."

> "We're delivering something to the Moriya Shrine, at the request of Tenshi Hinanai. Please don't get in the way. Besides, I'm sure you remember what happened last time you got in Marisa's way..."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #518 on: November 21, 2009, 11:36:11 PM »
> Remember that Reimu's scenario is canon in MoF
> "We're making a delivery to the shrine, actually."

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #519 on: November 21, 2009, 11:46:07 PM »
> Facepalm
> "And yet that never exactly stopped you from breaking into my library and stealing my books..."

> "We're delivering something to the Moriya Shrine, at the request of Tenshi Hinanai. Please don't get in the way. Besides, I'm sure you remember what happened last time you got in Marisa's way..."

> Remember that Reimu's scenario is canon in MoF
> "We're making a delivery to the shrine, actually."

>Marisa just laughs and pats you on the head. "Oh Patchy..."
>Don't you be trying to tell me what's canon.
>Hina frowns. "Do you have any documentation?"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #520 on: November 22, 2009, 12:08:14 AM »
>"Documentation? When that ditzy celestial is involved? Surely you jest."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #521 on: November 22, 2009, 12:10:13 AM »
>Ask them to check the "Internets" for the documentation.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #522 on: November 22, 2009, 12:10:42 AM »
>"Say, do you have any hot sauce with you? If so, can you give it to me?"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #523 on: November 22, 2009, 12:11:48 AM »
> THIS TALK IS POINTLESS. PROCEED TO KILL THEM ALL.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2009, 12:15:07 AM by Chaore »

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #524 on: November 22, 2009, 12:27:42 AM »
>"Documentation? When that ditzy celestial is involved? Surely you jest."

>"Well that's her fault," says Hina. "I suppose I could tender you a day pass, though, if you can cover the fee."

>Ask them to check the "Internets" for the documentation.

>Hina frowns. "I don't want to hear anything about Tenshi and nets."

>"Say, do you have any hot sauce with you? If so, can you give it to me?"

>"I don't eat food," says Hina, "Sorry"

> THIS TALK IS POINTLESS. PROCEED TO KILL THEM ALL.

>There are currently no plans for a Turkish release of Patchy Quest. We apologize for the inconvenience.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #525 on: November 22, 2009, 12:31:45 AM »
> "If I had money, I wouldn't exactly be in this mess to begin with..."
> "Wait a moment, hold on."
> Go somewhere out of sight and write false documentation using pen and paper
> Give false documentation to Hina

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #526 on: November 22, 2009, 12:43:14 AM »
>Kill the text parser.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #527 on: November 22, 2009, 12:51:12 AM »
> If Hina continues to block the way, show her Flandre's Blessing. Maybe that'll get her to move.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #528 on: November 22, 2009, 12:52:45 AM »
> Alternatively, Bloodshed.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #529 on: November 22, 2009, 12:55:20 AM »
> "If I had money, I wouldn't exactly be in this mess to begin with..."
> "Wait a moment, hold on."
> Go somewhere out of sight and write false documentation using pen and paper
> Give false documentation to Hina

>You depart and forge an official-looking hastily scribbled note.
>Hina looks it over. "Eh, it'll do."

>Kill the text parser.

>I operate on a level you cannot understand.

> Alternatively, Bloodshed.

>There are currently no plans for a Turkish release of Patchy Quest. We apologize for the inconvenience.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #530 on: November 22, 2009, 12:58:46 AM »
> Continue (yet again), to the shrine.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #531 on: November 22, 2009, 12:59:08 AM »
> Mukyu, but softly

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #532 on: November 22, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »
> Continue (yet again), to the shrine.

>You continue eastwards.
>You come to a village alongside a swift river, set among a sizable field of cattails and other riverside plants. The slope here is very noticable. The houses are designed to blend in with the scenery, having a sort of rounded look that makes one thing of rocks smoothed by flowing water; many of them seem to face or open directly into the river. There is one notable exception to this; a rather large warehouse at the edge of the village. There was certainly the effort made to make it look less boxy and more a part of the world around it, but there's really only so much one can do with a big ole warehouse. Several kappa mill about. Obvious exits are west, south, and east.

> Mukyu, but softly

>You Mukyu. Marisa gives you a glance, but doesn't seem to have really heard what you said.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #533 on: November 22, 2009, 01:19:04 AM »
> Check inventory.
> Continue to shrine.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #534 on: November 22, 2009, 01:54:25 AM »
>Enter the warehouse in search of hot sauce.
>If hot sauce is discovered, obtain it.
>Uuu~~

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #535 on: November 22, 2009, 02:07:21 AM »
> Check inventory.
> Continue to shrine.


>Your Inventory contains:
>Suspiciously Sleepwear-Like Witch Gown (worn as clothes)
>Witch Cap (Worn as Hat)
>Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue
>List of Anti-Humidity Spell components.
>Bottle of Frog Oil
>Glass of Lemonade (Unpaid)
>Bottle of Avalonian Colon-Killer Sauce Label
>Ballpoint Pen
>Pad of Paper
>Wood Sign: Sylphae Horn
>Earth Sign: Rage Trilithon
>Fire & Earth Sign: Lava Cromlech
>Blessing of the Great Destructor
>You continue eastward; a couple of the kappa wave at you, and you hear noises coming from the warehouse.
>You follow the road, which runs along the river. The incline becomes more and more severe and difficult to ascend, until you come to what can be most kindly described as a gentle cliff. The river becomes a cascade, sending up a gentle cool mist that is positively refreshing in this weather. Though the mountain slope is rather harsh, you are pretty sure you can make your way up it. Thankfully, someone has carved in stairs for the more severe bits. Regardless, the thought makes your asthma hurt. Here and there, the mountainside is dotted with curious houses built on stilts. Crows are everywhere, and you can see a couple of tengu here and there lazing about. At the top, you can see the Moriya Shrine. Obvious exits are east and west.

>Enter the warehouse in search of hot sauce.
>If hot sauce is discovered, obtain it.
>Uuu~~

>No wait, you double back to the warehouse instead.
>The warehouse sits on the edge of the kappa village, being a warehouse. There is a small door to the side, clearly meant for personal use, and a large bay-style door for large items. Both are thrown wide open, and you can see Nitori inside, working on some large metal thing. Obvious exits are North, SouthA and SouthB

>_

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #536 on: November 22, 2009, 02:28:54 AM »
>"Hi, Nitori! Whatcha working on?"
>"Say, is there some hot sauce here?"
 >If Nitori says yes, get the hot sauce.
>Unyu.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #537 on: November 22, 2009, 02:49:54 AM »
>"Hi, Nitori! Whatcha working on?"
>"Say, is there some hot sauce here?"
 >If Nitori says yes, get the hot sauce.
>Unyu.

>"Oh, hey there Patchy, Marisa," says Nitori, looking up from her project. "Just working on a little something to reach the sun."
>"Hot Sauce? Sure, it's on the table over there." She gestures toward a table covered with junk and the remains of lunch.
>You Obtain: Bottle of Commandant Koppo's Cucumber Kaboom Sauce
>You try to Unyu, but you cannot really force yourself to form that those syllables without shuddering.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #538 on: November 22, 2009, 03:10:06 AM »
> "Reach the sun, you say?  I might be able to help with that..."
> Try to remember what happened to Sun Sign - Royal Flare

[09:46] <theshim|work> there is nothing like working for a real estate company to make one contemplate arson

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #539 on: November 22, 2009, 03:22:02 AM »
> "Reach the sun, you say?  I might be able to help with that..."
> Try to remember what happened to Sun Sign - Royal Flare

>"Really? That's be great!"
>You think you left it in your room.

>_