Author Topic: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure  (Read 91589 times)

E-Nazrin

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #150 on: November 17, 2009, 09:56:06 AM »
>resist strange temptation to recommend rap
>bid Keys farewell and proceed to the village
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #151 on: November 17, 2009, 10:13:29 AM »
>resist strange temptation to recommend rap
>Recommend Rock instead.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #152 on: November 17, 2009, 10:59:29 AM »
>resist strange temptation to recommend rap
>bid Keys farewell and proceed to the village


>Recommend Rock instead.

>Little punk wouldn't appreciate MC Hammer, anyways. Instead you suggest some rock. "We tried that, but we need a guitarist or somethng." says Lyrica.
>You part from Lyrica, and continue northwards. You pass by Kourindou, and an intersection that leads toward Youkai Mountain, and head into town.
>You are in the human town! People bustle about their hot, dusty business, not really paying you any mind. You can see Keine's school to the nouth, and a tavern to the west. To the south there is an alleyway between two houses. A the road continues north to the other side of town, and another goes east toward a shrine in the distance. Obvious exits are NorthA, NorthB, SouthA, SouthB, East, and West.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #153 on: November 17, 2009, 01:05:42 PM »
>Inventory
>Examine Alleyway

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #154 on: November 17, 2009, 01:23:04 PM »
>Inventory
>Examine Alleyway

>Your inventory contains:
>Water Sign: Princess Undine
>Metal Sign: Metal Fatigue
>Five Elements Sign: Philosopher's Stone
>List of Anti-Humidity Spell components.
>24 Sardines
>Bottle of Frog Oil
>Big Stick
>You peek into the alley, and see someone sitting on a carpet in the shade, completely obscured by a formless brown robe (you presume) she is wearing. That cannot be comfortable in this weather.

>_

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #155 on: November 17, 2009, 01:33:43 PM »
>Attempt to communicate with this person.
>If communication is unsuccessful, beat them with the STICK.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #156 on: November 17, 2009, 01:38:23 PM »
>Attempt to communicate with this person.
>If communication is unsuccessful, beat them with the STICK.

>There are a whole lot of ways to communicate. Which one do you feel like going with, humboi?

>_

Thata no Guykoro

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #157 on: November 17, 2009, 01:40:12 PM »
>"Hello."
>Internally decide it is time to live up to your family name and face full-life consequences.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #158 on: November 17, 2009, 01:46:17 PM »
>Internally decide it is time to live up to your family name and face full-life consequences.
(So basically disregard any and all knowledge of the English language?)

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #159 on: November 17, 2009, 01:51:34 PM »
>"Hello."
>Internally decide it is time to live up to your family name and face full-life consequences.

>"Hi~" replies the robed figure. You note that she trying to have her arms crossed serenely, but instead seems to be hugging herself.

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #160 on: November 17, 2009, 01:52:33 PM »
>"Who are you and what are you doing?"

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #161 on: November 17, 2009, 02:09:12 PM »
>"Who are you and what are you doing?"

>"That's for me to know and you to find out!" says the robed figure, whose voice is definitely feminine. "And I'm waiting for the bearer of secrets." You see her head tilt under her hood. "Is that you?"

>_
« Last Edit: November 17, 2009, 07:59:45 PM by Captain Purvis M.F.D. »

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #162 on: November 17, 2009, 03:02:26 PM »
> "They're only secrets if I don't tell anyone."

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #163 on: November 17, 2009, 03:08:30 PM »
> "I'm searching for a man...all across Gensokyo...his name is Jeff K Anon. If you can tell me about him we'll see what secrets I bear"


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #164 on: November 17, 2009, 03:15:53 PM »
> Draw a crude picture of a bear attacking the word "Secrets". Give the robed figure the picture without saying a word.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #165 on: November 17, 2009, 05:16:26 PM »
>Ask parser for the date, in Gensokyo years

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #166 on: November 17, 2009, 05:20:01 PM »
>Determine whether or not the speaker is Italian. That added 'a' sounds like an interesting accent to have in Gensokyo.

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #167 on: November 17, 2009, 07:59:21 PM »
> "They're only secrets if I don't tell anyone."

>"Is that so?" replies the robed figure.

> "I'm searching for a man...all across Gensokyo...his name is Jeff K Anon. If you can tell me about him we'll see what secrets I bear"

>You see the figure tilt her head again. "I think I heard that before. Don't remember where..."

> Draw a crude picture of a bear attacking the word "Secrets". Give the robed figure the picture without saying a word.

>Lacking anything to draw it on, you use your Big Stick to draw it on the ground. The robed figure nods. "Awesome, you're it! Did you bring me any?"

>Ask parser for the date, in Gensokyo years

>I don't date people who aren't in binary.

>Determine whether or not the speaker is Italian. That added 'a' sounds like an interesting accent to have in Gensokyo.

>You have a keen eye! That is not a letter a, it is an ant that has somehow climbed into the parser due to negligence. Please ignore it. The responsible party has been sacked.

>_

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #168 on: November 17, 2009, 08:11:34 PM »
>What do you remember about Jeff?


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #169 on: November 17, 2009, 08:12:31 PM »
>"They're in here. Had to stuff 'em away real good. Damn Border Patrol goin' around searching everyone and demanding donations. You know how it is. But fuck them pigs, they ain't gettin' my shit. Fooled 'em nice with this one."
>Eat this person
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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #170 on: November 17, 2009, 08:20:25 PM »
>What do you remember about Jeff?

>The robed figure shuffles uncomfortably, "I..." she trails off then shakes her head. "I don't know. Sorry."

>"They're in here. Had to stuff 'em away real good. Damn Border Patrol goin' around searching everyone and demanding donations. You know how it is. But fuck them pigs, they ain't gettin' my shit. Fooled 'em nice with this one."
>Eat this person

>"Border patrol? Did you get Yukari or the Red White mad at you?"
>You attempt to eat this person. You don't really succeed any further than biting her on the shoulder, and determining that her robe does not taste good at all. "Hey, that's not nice!" she says.

>_

UncertainJakutten

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #171 on: November 17, 2009, 08:23:13 PM »
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>The robed figure shuffles uncomfortably, "I..." she trails off then shakes her head. "I don't know. Sorry."

>"Hnn...I'm sorry about that. But...about Jeff...I know he was quite a card...is there anything we can do for you that might help you remember?"
>Turn on Quest Notifications.


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #172 on: November 17, 2009, 08:34:03 PM »
>"Hnn...I'm sorry about that. But...about Jeff...I know he was quite a card...is there anything we can do for you that might help you remember?"
>Turn on Quest Notifications.

>"Maybe I heard it in a dream?" She shrugs.
>Your current quests are:
>Destroy All Humidity
>Eight Force
>Secret Collect!

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #173 on: November 17, 2009, 08:39:54 PM »
>Inquire if she knows anything about where Keine might be

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #174 on: November 17, 2009, 08:47:05 PM »
>Inquire if she knows anything about where Keine might be

>"I think she said she was going somewhere to find a thing." says the robed figure. "I wasn't really listening."

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #175 on: November 17, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »
>"Well, I'm sure we could do a favor for you, right? And it might help you remember your dream?"
> Show Quest Details.


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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #176 on: November 17, 2009, 08:54:02 PM »
> Give the Frog Oil

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #177 on: November 17, 2009, 09:17:53 PM »
>"Well, I'm sure we could do a favor for you, right? And it might help you remember your dream?"
> Show Quest Details.

>"I really don't need any favors, though," says the Robed Figure. "Oh! But you are supposed to bring me secret things! Got any?"
>Your current quests are:
>Destroy All Humidity
>You have charged yourself to gather all the components needed to create a spell that will banish unwanted humidity from your library forever.
>Eight Force
>Apparently, the Eighth Force can be found in a place with no shadows.
>Secret Collect!
>A strange person wearing clothing far too heavy for this weather wants you to collect secret things for her.

> Give the Frog Oil

>"That's not a secret thing," says the robed figure. "So I don't need it."

>_

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #178 on: November 17, 2009, 09:21:22 PM »
>Tell all of Sakuya's secrets

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Re: Patchy Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure
« Reply #179 on: November 17, 2009, 09:21:55 PM »
>"Hmm...not at the moment. Well...I recall a few interesting things about Daiyousei..."