Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Aya's Personals Section => Topic started by: helvetica on October 07, 2009, 02:54:47 AM
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This thread is for the lovely lady Kuma to resist the gentleman's charm of Sir Prody.
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This is squire Prody reporting for duty!
Lord Kuma, do you have a Niconico Douga account?
If you don't, please get one. Then something great will happen.
EDIT: Looks like you've already acknowledged me before! (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2743/258channelpic.png)
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This is squire Prody reporting for duty!
Lord Kuma, do you have a Niconico Douga account?
If you don't, please get one. Then something great will happen.
EDIT: Looks like you've already acknowledged me before! (http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/2743/258channelpic.png)
Oh hey, you're That guy.
BRB, Making a Niconico.
P.s. This skirt is rather uncomfortable
Edit: Ok, I gots a Nicovid, SOCK IT TO ME
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6771773
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8436387
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4760738
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6459960
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8047138
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8075463
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6819416
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8134546
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8418067
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2949792
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1685138
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6432758
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8268842
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8273379
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5748394
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5715503
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5742078
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6111033
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8309752
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6167850
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5735392
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6215021
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6129845
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6224972
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6237394
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6219000
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6928981
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3983148
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6224972
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6511593
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6516444
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6496772
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6507891
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6785237
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6776482
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7057759
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7442337
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7424135
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7687996
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7670201
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7808630
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8002233
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8006774
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8017789
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8002230
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2057168
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6024473
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5387126
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6547517
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6864714
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7578680
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8174697
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5537594
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6018502
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8275386
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5657509
I chose these remixes specially for you!
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LIST OF LISTS
Well that's all well and good, but anyone can link to a buch of mixes.
a TRUE MAN makes his OWN mix!
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Too bad I haven't gotten the right equipment (Most programs demand payment) and the time to make remixes. However, here's a remix that I made very long ago. I uploaded it specially for you!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgv-XYO-I2M
And that said, here's somemore Niconico Douga remixes videos which will keep you entertained for a day:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8028868
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7442107
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7707039
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7397389
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8003308
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8435313
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4985977
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6378852
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6736182
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4915305
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7971429
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5068651
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8087905
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8086967
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8303902
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4019378
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6026603
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2057168
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5402092 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7580254 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8339883
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8345996
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7814822
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7829252
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7847546
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6696570
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8129671
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8167036
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6478737
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6531285
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6604678
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4516291
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6888576
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5457137
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5476914
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5575312
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7597646
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1351773
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5831660
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6009241
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7415087
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3218004
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8359226
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3239539
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4079493
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7428184
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3787152
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3848946
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3952414
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3977716
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3977938
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4388040
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4534291
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4536730
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7393393
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5161777
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2449698
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6927813
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm7237543
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5178017
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5069723 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3153957 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5227030
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm14400
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4299172
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5245633
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2632706 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5091681
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4973928
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4771940
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4592440
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5259210 (NSFW)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4307481
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5283404
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5291563
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5304914
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4885299
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4366812
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1923615
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3902301
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm930541
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm835
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm461210
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3748649
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3050009
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1928803
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2015003
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1950262
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4761596
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm2540850
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5546551
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5542730
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5589476
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5627711
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5143796
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm679193
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5505723
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5757828
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5399734
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5700479
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5757002
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5758917
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5801112
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5707594
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm5963089
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5997560
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6013788
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4286288
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5760708
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4761003
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5316283
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6291124
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5757146
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6296795
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm826887
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6224562
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6377600
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6369431
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6439779
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6510271
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6456057
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6496772
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6501391
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6350390
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6514418
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4361244
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5536877
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4684393
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4571029
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm6555804
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Meh.
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I can't believe I made that list. I gotta save that list since mylists can only hold 100 videos.
I understand, Lord Kuma. You can carry on with your life and not be addicted with niconico like I am.
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I can't believe I made that list. I gotta save that list since mylists can only hold 100 videos.
I understand, Lord Kuma. You can carry on with your life and not be addicted with niconico like I am.
'k, lol
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Good day, huh? I noticed I'm pretty normal when my niconico addiction doesn't manifest.
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Good day, huh? I noticed I'm pretty normal when my niconico addiction doesn't manifest.
Yeah, we're all reletively normal deep inside.
Some deeper then others.
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Checking in. Hello.
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what do you want this time
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just a greeting
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Get out of my house
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HIJACK RANSACK BAM BAM BAM
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Put those back.
Those are my dirty cloths, you freak.
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MORE HIJACK RANSACK
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Stop that, those are my old photos, cologne, and various other personal things.
oh god, are going to make some deranged shrine, and then smell my underwear when you jack it, like in the one comic I read!?
RESTANING ORDER.
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oh god, are going to make some deranged shrine, and then smell my underwear when you jack it, like in the one comic I read!?
Umm, no on this one.
Anyways, MORE HIJACK RANSACK
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Hey no, RESTRANING ORDER.
Get out befor I call the cops.
I'm serious.
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*SMASHES PHONE*
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Hey, man That was my awesome antique german phone that belonged to Hitler!
That's it, I am so calling 911.
on my other phone.
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*SMASHES OTHER PHONE*
*DISRUPTS FREQUENCY WAVES*
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well shit.
good thing the police station is right around the corner from here!
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*SEALS DOOR*
*SEALS WINDOWS*
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To late, I'm allready outside.
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*BLOWS UP POLICE STATION*
Using a triggered bomb.
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shhhhhhit.
OFF TO CANADA!
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*Changes all plane and boat directories not to lead to Canada*
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God damnit, why are you doing this!?
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So we can be together. Submit to me and we'll both live a happy life~
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So we can be together. Submit to me and we'll both live a happy life~
Honestly, I would literally rather die then be with you.
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Then prepare to die, for I have just stolen your wallet!
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Then prepare to die, for I have just stolen your wallet!
bitch, give that back.
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I have stolen your passport and most of your stuff as well! If you want them back, then submit to me!
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no.
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Without a passport, you are stateless! Submit to me before I inform the government and put you in jail!
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I'd rather be in jail then with you, so that's a good thing.
also, can I have those pants back now?
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Now we're in jail together in the same cell! You can only have whatever you want after you submit to me! And I've robbed all your possessions of you!
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Still no.
Hey, Hold onto this knife for me, ok?
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Don't expect it in one piece, though.
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yeah that's nice.
HEE~Y THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO STAB ME!!
Enjoy your time in solitary confinment~
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*Stands atop beaten up guards*
We're staying together no matter what!
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to late, I got bailed out~
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Where are you off to now? *Stalks*
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Stop following me, you creepy cockgoblin
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You deserve to be followed, evil elephant!
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Yes, but not by YOU, you freakish Vaginal exrimate lickng sheep fucker
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I'm going to be the real man who exceeds the capabilities of the being you mentioned, therefore giving me enough rank to track you down to the ends of the universe, big diarrhea mouth!
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Well then, I'll just go BEYOND the ends of the universe!!
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I'll just keep following you. We can play this game for the duration of an eternity.
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Well then, I don't want to play any more!
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Oh, so you want to submit to me? Checkmate.
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No, I want you to stop bugging me, he who is raped by a thousand moose and enjoys it!
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Why don't you wizen up a little bit and see the truth that submitting to me is the best decision to make as of now? I bet you only judge people by their physical appearance!
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No actualy, I want nothing to do with you because you've proven to be an utter psychopath
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Perhaps you are the manifestation of psycho itself? You've not taken the smart way out and yet you do nothing but state my flaws. Wait, I don't even have flaws! How much longer must it take for you to submit to me? Do you measure my intelligence?
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You see, that's the kind of person I hate, the kind of person who doesn't admit that they arn't perfect.
And yes, I do measure your intelligance, it's a 2/10.
Also, you smell.
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Are you so dumb, that you answer rhetorical questions?
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yes. I am so dumb.
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Then you require someone to maintain your existence.
And that someone is me, which is the best choice. Cut the flaws now, for it is impossible to mention someone better.
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anyone on earth other than you.
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I am the one who brings people to glory. If you refuse my aid, then you are not very intelligent. It is within my ability to force you to need me.
Now, you sure do need some lessons. A lesson to improve yourself, which I declare compulsory to both you and the universe. Of course, conducted by me, and only since I am capable.
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WELL IF YOU CAN'T LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM, WE'RE THROUGH!
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See, and even you are feeling the effects of my lessons unconsciously. Carry on and we shall be together in no time. The ultimate conclusion is that we will share a mutual relationship.
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Wait, what? No.
Put your pants back on.
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Even now you have learned greater common sense and have requested proper attire! I shall do that, and still you will realise the importance.
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Ok, now you're just being creepy.
Do I have a white stripe running down my back or something?
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Notice how you realized the situation. It was all a test for your greater good! When our wavelengths connect, it is time we will be together!
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What!? Ew, don't be such a freak, you, you....
DOUBLE RAPIST
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Your quest is not over yet. In the process to become a more optimistic person, you have to collect the negative in order to attract the positive. Eventually, you will see love as a highly pleasurable factor instead of negative despair.
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How about, I don't and say I did?
better yet, how about I don't and you go away?
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You cannot refuse life. Life is such. I cannot depart for I am now your guardian. If anyone wants to get to me, they will have to get through you first.
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but then what I want to get to me?
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The bottom line is that we're fated partners here. See the circle we're in and not anything else.
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*steps out of circle*
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The circle stretches out to infinite. This is because we're fated together. You can't step out of infinity.
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I can, and I just did.
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You're falling into illusion. Watch as you suddenly notice the reality when I tell you the fact that the circle isn't a circle, but a fragment of unlimited itself.
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W-What!? That's so dumb.
You're stupid and I hate you.
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Denial of facts is one step to this particular fate we're going to face. The opposite of love isn't hate. If you hate me, it means you care. By stating that I am not clever, it means you are trying to improve me.
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Ok, now you're making less seance then before.
Get out before I kick your dog.
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First of all, I do not have a dog. Slaves' theory of dealing with situations is wise, but it is like applying complicated mathematics into a political discussion. It is impossible for me to depart, for we're meant to be together.
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I will
KICK
YOUR
DOG
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You're applying force with your leg against the dimensions. I understand for venting your anger is a fragment of everyone's life.
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I'm kicking your dog
SO
HARD
SO
FUCKING
[size=9]HARD[/size]
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Your sentence was made in present continuous tense. Which means at this moment, you are "kicking my dog". However, I fail to see this happening. I also fail to sense it happening.
From this, I can come up with two conclusions:
1. The dog isn't a dog. Please tell me what is the dog.
2. You're imagining things. Take these chill pills and get back to reality.
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"Dog" may or may not be a metaphor for your genitals
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It is a sign of love. It is to be celebrated you're giving in.
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Shouldn't you be on the floor, writhing in pain, or something?
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With love, pain can be conquered. The destruction of my body is easily repaired. Now see the importance of love for all the deeds it has done.
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trust me, the "Love" is purely one-sided.
I honestly, and truly, do NOT like you at all in any way
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You know the truth deep inside.
Love is universal and whatever way to define it is correct, so your statement isn't false. It may be one-sided, but you're covering only part of love.
Many thinkers have thought the meaning of love. They all failed. One thing to know is that your current actions indicate your true feelings to me.
And it is not indifference.
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my feelings for you are pure hate at this point.
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Hate isn't necessarily the opposite of love, as I stated. There is a deeper meaning to it. Similarly, thinkers have failed to pinpoint the meaning. One thing to know that is you still care about me.
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I care about you in the seance that every time i see you I want to punch you.
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Everything fits into the picture. When you assault me, you wish to improve me to your liking. This is the truth. This desire itself is your love. See the picture and realize the lesson.
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but I don't love you.
infact, I find you annoying and, at this point, boring.
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I know the situation. Lessons shall end today.
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good, I need a nap.
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I have foreseen the future. Deep inside, you know you need to show your affection to someone. Of course, knowing you, you will deny this initially. Lessons are required for you to see your greater self.
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If you can seee the future, what am I about to say?
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You are being too specific on your requests. For the best decision in life, you have to realize the universe and see the truth beforehand. As such, I have informed you of the future already. Therefore, this is artificial, but one can not help the intervention of humans.
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...Huh?
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The realization of the truth would confuse one. The decision I have taken is for you to release your inner feelings. One cannot easily achieve this.
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well, you can't decide what I do, so go get raped by a horse or something, 'k?
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I've made it so much so all horses are extinct, so your request stands without foundation. I may not persuade you, but search your deeper feelings, the feelings that resonate across the universe. This is one extremely difficult, but only you can achieve it. Seek the positive and not the negative.
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I've told you a million times allready, my "True feelings" are that I find you annoying and want you to go away.
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You haven't found your true true feelings yet.
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But those ARE my true true feelings.
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You haven't found your true true true feelings yet.
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Mt true true true feelings are still that.
and also hunger.
God damn, I want a cheese burger.
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You haven't found your true true true true feelings yet.
Also this is inaccurate if you are hungry.
I got a cheese burger for you if you want to submit to me.
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NO! Your cheese burgers are tainted with psudo-psychological,, hippy-dippy cosmic babble!
AND COOTIES!!
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You can't be for certain. Also I've moved every single food substance at least 10 miles away from you, except for the nice cheese burger I'm holding.
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Well then, I'm ready to go 10 miles out of my way to have something that's not your... your... HATE SANDWICH!!
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I moved them a further 100 miles away while you weren't looking.
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then I will go a full one hundred miles, and not take my eyes off anything.
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Actually I moved them to another planet.
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BRB, rocket ship
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I've moved them to the quasars (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar) of the universe.
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Bigger rocket.
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I've moved them to another dimension, beyond the universe.
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Gap
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I hid them inside a barricade of impregnable matter.
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Which is why the gap put me on the side with the food.
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I've spiked every food substance that exists with my cheeseburger.
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FINE, if there's no food to eat, I'l just eat YOU.
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I have eaten the cheeseburger. It is now within me. You are what you eat.
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Fuck.
Well then, I'll go to the Moriya's place and get a GOD BURGER.
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I've spiked the GOD BURGER. I'm going to deprive you, whether there's a contest or not.
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Actually, my sanity has finally returned. I shall return all the things I have taken away from you, repair the police station, bribe the authorities like nothing happened and fix your house.
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U R A queer
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NO U
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only a queer would say that
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Only queers would call other people queers, queer
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but I am a queer, you queer
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Actually a queer is a synonym for supernatural, talented, unique.
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Exactly, wichis why I'm queer, you poop basket
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NO U
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No, senor, tu.
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I want to ransack your house again.
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You'd better not
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*Holds a hammer over fragile objects* What if I do, huh!?
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I will rape you
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HIJACK RANSACK
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NO
WE ARE NOT STARTING THIS AGAIN
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You can't stop me.
MORE HIJACK RANSACK
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I can stop you.
I'll just ignor you.
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You have mastered a technique! This will come in handy in the internet.