I'd like to say, that the post below is probably rated for mature audiences only, and now that I think about it, most likely it's suitable for no-one. Read it if you dare.
Hey... guys. I hate to say this, but you're all wrong. Some of you have a lead, but... it's not exactly what will happen. I know what kind of game will be published, for sure, because of I broke into ZUN's secret hideout, also known as Hideyoshi Ramen and Sake, and drank every single alcoholic beverage they had. Then I passed out, and got the most vivid vision of future I've ever had (I've had several. For example, I foresaw the invasion of giant flying tentaclesquidmonsterthingies in 2017.). This is what I saw:
Mima, the great sorceress and masterer of several magics, developer of hunderds of malevolic spells and most recently, the mistress of the GREAT SUBMARINE PALACE, was standing on the border between boredom and silliness. She had had enough of waiting, and watching as the Hakurei miko went to solve incidents, punched gods, drank tea, and was being seduced by a certain youkai of boundaries. It had been entertaining to watch at start, but when you had lived in peace, without any attention or interesting happenings for years, stuff started to get boring. So she decided, that it was the time to start an incident. And indeed, an incident she began.
"With this spell, I shall start gathering the essence of cuteness in the magical realm of Gensoukyou!", she yelled, and snapped her fingers. And suddenly, right after she had snapped those fingers of hers, several pink streams of... something.. started forming around the palace. The pink streams were filled with the essence of cuteness and power and magic and love and stuff.
"Oh, mistress", said the great magican's newest consort, also known as the ultimately powerful creator of Makai, Shinki "all this evilness and finalbossness makes me moist.", she continued, walking towards her mistress in a seductive way. And then she proceeded to pleasure her mistress with those yellow homing lazor-thingies that totally drank several bombs and lives off you back in MS.
***
Reimu Hakurei woke up on the following morning. She was feeling that something unusual was in the air, and it was maybe releated to those several pinkish streams flowing in the air towards western depths of Gensoukyou, places humans had yet to explore. But that was not important. What was important was the fact, that she was not feeling as cute as she usually did on mornings. She looked at her mirror, angered, that she was indeed not as cute as she usually would be.
"Damn, youkai bitches. You again?!", she stated, angrily. Then she ran to her frontyard, grabbing her gohei and the Hakurei Orb of doom and sexual satisfaction in some cases while going there, and then started flying into a random direction. She would kick every single youkai she saw until some of them would know something about this incident. It was her style after all.
Yukari Yakumo, the youkai of boundaries, and a rather perverted person, was watching Reimu fly. She was really satisfied, mostly due to the fact that the said shrine maiden had forgotten to wear her clothing and had left her home completely naked. It had totally nothing to do with Yukari meddling with the boundary between bad memory and forgetfulness. Nope. The ancient youkai lady decided that it would be rather entertaining to watch Reimu kick some youkai ass, so she decided to follow the shrine maiden. And so she did.
***
Meanwhile, at the Forest of Magic, mushrooms, and cute, but totally platonic shoujo-ai, Marisa Kirisame was on a high. She had taken way too many mushrooms, which she did not know the origin of. They did taste good, however, so she had eaten a whole bunch of them. If you were to watch the world through her eyes currently, you would probably see rainbows, cute rabbits and totally cool colors flowing through the world.
"This is a perfect moment to gooooooo and test how many Master Sparks can Gensnnhokyou take!", Marisa stated and did what she intended to do; flew to blast everything she saw with a purifying lazer beam of multi-magical love, and magic. She felt like she had forgotten something, though.
"Da ze!", she added, remembering what she had forgotten.
Alice Margatroid, the seven coloured puppeteer and the only person in the whole magically wicked realm of Gensoukyou who could vomit in all the seven colours of a rainbow (It was indeed not a mean feat.), was watching as her friend towards whom she felt totally nothing, but platonic friendship, flew in the air, making zig-zagging movements and shooting lazers towards every single thing that moved, and after that obliterating everything that didn't move. Alice was not concerned about the nature, but she was indeed concerned of the witch, who she DID NOT LOVE, NOPE. She decided to follow the black-white magician and help her if she got into trouble. Out of friendship, and nothing more.
***
Rinnosuke, a shop owner, and a person whose surname I could not recall, was really angered. He had had enough of the loli girls in this damn loli-universe that was filled with nothing but loli girls. And a bit of loli grills, but those were not relevant. Rinnosuke wanted a man. A real, hairy, muscular and manly man, who would gently hold him, pet him to sleep, tie him to his bed, and commit all kinds of perverted stuff to him. He had tried dating the other males of Gensoukyou, but his most recent companion had been a really boring and useless person. It had been a cloud-like entity, and sadly, cloud-like entities couldn't pleasure a man in all the ways a man would need to be pleasured.
Rinnosuke wanted more men to be put into this realm. And he was damn sure that he would have more men added to this realm as BOSSES of the next game. So he decided to start kicking youkai arses until he would find an arse that was manly enough to pleasure him. It was all totally logical. And he liked it, so he decided to fulfill his plan, and go do as told.
***
Murasa, the anchor lady, and lover of really good and tasty rum, was in a panic. Some random dude called Rinnosuke had recently broke up with a cloudish entity that recided inside her ship. The said cloudlike entity had absorbed all the rum they had stored in the ship, to sink his sadness in alcohol. And thus, the whole crew of the ship, and more importantly, the captain of the ship, had no rum to drink. It was horrible indeed. Murasa had to stay calm, and not do any unwise decicions. She, however, was bad at that.
"Arrrr. Yarrr. Damnit, my throat is as dry as the desert of the Pacific Oceans most abandoned island, damnit", she stated in her hunger for good rum. "I shall start an exchepditionsh, to look for rum, aye!", she yelled, making sure every single living, unliving, or whatever kinds of creatures there were in her crew, heard it.
"The ship sails six in the morning. Wet the masts, sink the anchors, rise the flags girls, grills and cloud-like entities. We're leaving the harbor!"
***
And so, the players can choose if they play on the naked miko (you take extra damage; having no clothes to protect you and all), the drugged magican (your screen will be really hard to read if you play on her), the furious Rinnosuke (you have to... yeah, I think you can hit the gent.), or the HUGE PALANQUIN SHIP with CANNONS AND STUFF.
The player must gather the essence of cuteness while playing, slowly gaining additions to you "cuteness gauge". When the gauge is filled (which is, right at the final boss), you can summon the ultimate attack of cute and lovely loligirls with huge love, sexy and beautiful lazor beams of doom, destruction and love. The event is hard to make, so instead the player will see a huge tortoise landing on the screen on a great flying ball of fire, yelling "IT'S GENJI TIME, BITCHES!", and obliterating every single thing there is left. It also boosts your score, makes you invunerable and improves your attack, so remember to spam it as much as possible during the bossfights.
