And time is up! I'll forgive Furien's lateness because I'm more interested in entries than rigid deadlines.
I took the liberty of compiling all the scores beforehand, so you'd get speedier results. But first, the answers!
1) Who won the first "Rank the Staff According To ______" Idiot Hierarchy contest?
Arashi. She just barely beat Drake out in the logic game. The ranking in question was northernmost to southernmost. This was, in my opinion, what more or less what put Arashi on the MotK map - very few people knew who she was before that contest, and now she's one of the more notable members here.
2) What was the correct answer to the final question, which awarded Idiot Deity status, to the 573-centric Idiot Hierarchy math contest?
57 C 3. Baity won this one back when it was held and then proceeded to get it wrong in this contest. (In fairness, his answer was close, he just overthought it.)
3) Who was the first user to get hit with a Snowball Challenge?
Greyn. He posted a picture of Haruhi in the self-pictures thread and Letty told him to post a picture of himself with a Haruhi armband.
4) Who was the first user to complete a Snowball Challenge?
UncertainKitten. Not too many people remember this one, with how under-the-radar it was. Okashii's wasn't the first, it was just the most prominent.
5) Who owned the forum that became the "refuge" forum on April Fool's Day?
Lots of people guessed MTG/Gappy for this one, and she did administrate that forum as well as coordinate a good chunk of the move, so I awarded half a point to anyone that guessed her. The correct answer, however, is Nemoma. This incident is why Nemoma got Yellow Member, for the curious.
6) Who first told Mode to wear her belt on her pants, not her shirt?
Chaore. He was immediately awarded IP for it. The thread can be found in the Daiyousei forum.
7) Who created Becky Glenn?
Slowpoke. Sadly, this one died far too prematurely, as it was arguably the greatest user contribution to this website in a long line of quality user contributions. The thread can be found in the Daiyousei forum.
8) Who was the first user to earn Yellow Member? (Discount staff members and sock puppet accounts.)
Formless God. He won it by winning my fanart contest. The thread can be found in the Daiyousei forum.
9) Who made the thread that "inspired" the overarching setting for Purvis' Z-Machine Adventures?
TranceHime. This one can either be found in the Daiyousei forum or in RPG; it is lying around somewhere.
10) Outside of 7HS and TSO, which current staff member has been an MotK staff member the longest?
Benny. The majority of the guesses were myself, which, while flattering, missed that he had been site staff as Fake Mod since before I signed up, back on the previous forum build.
And now, the scores!
Sercan: 1.5/10
Drake: 2.5/10
Donut: 3.5/10
Arashi: 3.5/10
Mr. Bob: 4/10
theshim: 4/10
Furienify: 4/10
Ruro: 4/10
Skye: 4.5/10
huh what: 5/10
Pesco: 5.5/10
Polaris: 5.5/10
Baity: 6/10
Prody: 7/10
Congratulations to Prody, both for winning and for being the only one to get 2 and 10 right! He also missed #5 entirely, which is amusing to me as he was the one I masqueraded around as on that forum in order to spy on all of you without revealing myself.
Your prize is in the mail. Please allow six to eight seconds for delivery.
