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Touhou flash games!
« on: May 06, 2009, 05:10:58 PM »
I guess it's called "Hopping Tenshi".

Mini-review: This game represents everything that's wrong with the gaming industry these days. Sloppy controls, screwy losing-conditions (i.e. you can fall the entire length of the screen, but if you're 1 km higher than the ground, you die if you land on it), ridiculous difficulty with no options for *changing* difficulty, "start all over from the very beginning on ONE failure", and HORRABLY ADDICTING.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 05:29:41 PM »
HOrribly addicting indeed! hahah This is pretty fun ^^

managed to get 6k on my second run. Gonna try *cough* shooting for the moon i like this hehe ^_^
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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 05:42:18 PM »
One tohou flash game a day keeps the giant toad away! Im going to download it imideately!

edit: oh, its not downloadable...

and there are no freaking BUSSES in gensokyo, how are there SATELITES?
Reimu Sat TV =D?

edit:
so much for my 10.000 km attempt. UFO's are hellish


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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 06:00:02 PM »
and there are no freaking BUSSES in gensokyo, how are there SATELITES?
Reimu Sat TV =D?
She jumped out of the barrier.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 06:17:03 PM »

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 09:18:52 PM »
coughcoughdrakerocksatflashgames

Sloppy controls, screwy losing-conditions (i.e. you can fall the entire length of the screen, but if you're 1 km higher than the ground, you die if you land on it), ridiculous difficulty with no options for *changing* difficulty, "start all over from the very beginning on ONE failure", and HORRABLY ADDICTING.
Uh that's the point, idort.
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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 10:26:33 PM »
Uh that's the point, idort.

y so srs?

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 10:27:33 PM »
y so coverup?

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 10:32:19 PM »
Well, I don't know why you thought that I was serious given the "horribly addicting" bit :P

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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 10:46:32 PM »
Oh yeah, this game.



Meh.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 11:02:41 PM »
Actually:



That's about the extent of my interest in the game, I'd imagine. :v

Edit: Huh, I'm not on the high score list.  Oh well.
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 03:24:45 AM »
I did wind up idling the program at work for a while to let the cute arrange of Tenshi's theme loop, though.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 03:34:18 AM »
hehe yeah same here. I was playing Touhoumon and thought it was a nice little tune i i left it for a while. In fact i held left or right at certain parts to make her contanstly jump in that direction. she never fell XD haha.
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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 03:35:51 AM »
I know a slower and nicer version though...this one just too fast for me.

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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 12:33:59 PM »
the UFOs pwned me DX

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 03:52:39 PM »
neku: now for something important.
Translations.
How much time do you guys think it will take for HM to be translated? Besides everyone's story modes and the whole menus, there's also the fact that the way HM's programmed is different from all other games. I bet it'll take two months.

lusvik: I don't mind about playing HM in japanese. The language of punching other people is international.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
Someone should do a Let's Play of that game. And dub Might is Right but Tight over the gameover screen.

(Also I have a method of haxcheats which works reasonably well, i.e. slowing down Firefox, but I dun wanna actually use it since I don't want it to be registered on the scoreboard, and you can't just download the tenshi0.swf file ...)
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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 04:29:14 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2009, 04:32:34 PM »
Someone should do a Let's Play of that game.
Somehow it cross my mind when I saw this...I probably could made 5 chapters out of it.

Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2009, 05:05:56 PM »
Someone should do a Let's Play of that game. And dub Might is Right but Tight over the gameover screen.

(Also I have a method of haxcheats which works reasonably well, i.e. slowing down Firefox, but I dun wanna actually use it since I don't want it to be registered on the scoreboard, and you can't just download the tenshi0.swf file ...)

there are also two other bgm suggestions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6iT-lMgfAI and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wotZMGkR_0M (@ 1:50 of the video -- epic game over never gets old :D)

KimikoMuffin, I've tested the option screen, changed the username (at the 3rd option) to 'test', then disabled the second option (which had High Score in katakana -- I can't read kanji T__T), then tested the game; did some 24000 points, and didn't see my 'test' username there (edit: with 'there' I mean, the highscore table).. (don't forget to change your username and the score save option back :p)

Also.. dunno what a Let's Play video is.. is it a demonstration? Does it have to have comments, or just gameplay?
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neku: now for something important.
Translations.
How much time do you guys think it will take for HM to be translated? Besides everyone's story modes and the whole menus, there's also the fact that the way HM's programmed is different from all other games. I bet it'll take two months.

lusvik: I don't mind about playing HM in japanese. The language of punching other people is international.

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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2009, 05:11:33 PM »
Also.. dunno what a Let's Play video is.. is it a demonstration? Does it have to have comments, or just gameplay?
Let's play are forum game that the creator pick a game and play it till the end where he present it in various media and/or screenshot form where the creator can add anything to it to make it more interesting while usually let the viewers decide on certain gameplay choices like what class to level, pick which girl, etc.

The name let's play essentially mean, Hey let's play this game together!
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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2009, 05:14:15 PM »
thank you for the explanation, nice to know :D
neku: now for something important.
Translations.
How much time do you guys think it will take for HM to be translated? Besides everyone's story modes and the whole menus, there's also the fact that the way HM's programmed is different from all other games. I bet it'll take two months.

lusvik: I don't mind about playing HM in japanese. The language of punching other people is international.

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« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2009, 05:29:00 PM »
Umm, which option is "disabled"? I can't read any of it ... |3

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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 05:37:34 PM »
オン is 'on'
オフ is 'off'
neku: now for something important.
Translations.
How much time do you guys think it will take for HM to be translated? Besides everyone's story modes and the whole menus, there's also the fact that the way HM's programmed is different from all other games. I bet it'll take two months.

lusvik: I don't mind about playing HM in japanese. The language of punching other people is international.

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 06:57:20 PM »
Oh.  That would explain why my score didn't show up.

Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 10:53:27 PM »
yeah, that Tenshi game was was pretty addicting

and yeah. this post was kinda late

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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 11:12:09 PM »
I'm getting better

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Re: Touhou flash games!
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 01:00:40 AM »
Hopping Tenshi kicks my ass.
I got up to where the clouds got all misty. And then she fell.

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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2009, 02:57:13 AM »
I love that game when I was a child, good for someone to recreate it in touhou XD

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