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Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #210 on: February 18, 2010, 04:35:48 AM »
>Prepare our package
>Approach the shrine
>Put on a warm smile
>Knock on the Door.
> You decide to ignore some commands, some parser you are!
> You take the package out of your courier bag and put the bag back on.
> Now holding the package, you walk towards the shrine.  A bamboo broom lies propped against the stairs leading into the building.  You can also hear a constant croaking from the pond, which you now see is full of frogs.
> You push all the current nonsense you're dealing with from your head and smile.
> You knock on the frame of one of the doors.  There is no reply.

>_

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #211 on: February 18, 2010, 04:44:24 AM »
> Investigate the pond, see if anyone's around there.
> Call out "Hello?! Delivery!!"

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #212 on: February 18, 2010, 04:51:04 AM »
Goddammit, and here's me thinking the games wouldn't be crowded with ideology and serious business :V

> Repeat to yourself, but loud enough for other people to hear, "Hakurei Hakurei Hakurei Hakurei"
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #213 on: February 18, 2010, 04:52:50 AM »
If nobody seems to be around, give a manly roar, kick the door down, and proceed to deliver your package.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #214 on: February 18, 2010, 05:34:19 AM »
>Announce that you have came with reimu's head in hand

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #215 on: February 18, 2010, 06:50:40 AM »
> FEDEX!!

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #216 on: February 18, 2010, 07:41:00 AM »
> Do not break other people's stuff. What the hell kind of un-Deliveratorey thing to do is that?
> Knock again.
> Raise voice: "Delivery Service!"

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #217 on: February 18, 2010, 07:41:31 AM »
> DHL!!

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #218 on: February 18, 2010, 07:42:37 AM »
>UPS

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #219 on: February 18, 2010, 11:05:33 AM »
> Investigate the pond, see if anyone's around there.
> Call out "Hello?! Delivery!!"
> You walk over to the pond.  The amount of frogs that are present is staggering, hopping every which way along the clay lining the pond.  A small sign near the pond reads "Suwa Pond" with smaller text under it saying "Donations Welcome".  The pond is filled with lily pads, most of them being quite large.  In the middle of the pond, a small girl in a purple dress with white sleeves and a large straw hat.  She watches you suspiciously.
> She continues to stare but says nothing.  Does she know what a delivery is?

> Repeat to yourself, but loud enough for other people to hear, "Hakurei Hakurei Hakurei Hakurei"
> The oppressive sound of silence is deafening.  Well, aside from the frogs.

If nobody seems to be around, give a manly roar, kick the door down, and proceed to deliver your package.
>

>Announce that you have came with reimu's head in hand
> Now that's just mean.

> FEDEX!!
> DHL!!
>UPS
> Nope, uh-uh, wrong again.

> Do not break other people's stuff. What the hell kind of un-Deliveratorey thing to do is that?
> Knock again.
> Raise voice: "Delivery Service!"
> Yeah, don't be rude.
> You return to the front and knock and call out once again.  This time you get a response.
> "Sorry, just a minute!"
> A short while later, a girl about the same age as Reimu emerges, wearing a blue-themed miko outfit and long green hair.  She even has detatched sleeves like Reimu.
> "I apologize, I was helping Kanako-sama with some things.  How can I help you?"

>_

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #220 on: February 18, 2010, 11:09:48 AM »
> I've got a package for you in my pants. Just sign for it with the pen behind the zip.
> Delivery for a Miss Kochiya Sanae from Kourindou. COD.

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #221 on: February 18, 2010, 03:12:30 PM »
> Delivery for a Miss Kochiya Sanae from Kourindou. COD.
> "Yes, I'm Sanae.  Oh good, it's finally here!"  She takes the package from your hands.  "I've been waiting for this for months.  It's so hard for Kourin to find these sometimes," she moves to put the package on a nearby table, "but he always cones through in the end."
> She disappears into a side room, and emerges with a black purse with a purple snake for a handle.  She reaches in and pulls out a green pocketbook embrodered with a cute frog head.
> "Well I suppose I'll give you a little something for getting it here so quickly."  She pulls out a 1,000? note and hands it to you.  "You know, just keep it all."

>_

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #222 on: February 18, 2010, 03:44:29 PM »
> Accept the note.
> Salute.
> "Gensokyo Delivery Service's Greatest Deliverator, glad to be at your service!"
> Turn on our heel. Time to get Chen's hat!
> Leave, go towards kappa village.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #223 on: February 18, 2010, 03:46:04 PM »
>Look proudly at the sky after a job well done

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #224 on: February 18, 2010, 05:04:29 PM »
> Accept the note.
> Salute.
> "Gensokyo Delivery Service's Greatest Deliverator, glad to be at your service!"
> Turn on our heel. Time to get Chen's hat!
> Leave, go towards kappa village.
> You graciously accept the note and thank her.
> You reach into your bag and pull out your MANIFEST, which has all the names of people you will be picking up packages from.  It does not say who the packages will be going to though.  Under "Kourindou" you make a star and write "Sanae Kochiya, Moriya Shrine" next to it, then you cross out "Kourindou".  You put away your manifest and smile.
> Rinnosuke said that Sanae would be a good person to talk to about spell cards, along with Reimu or Marisa.  It would be best not to squander this opportunity.

>Look proudly at the sky after a job well done
> You look up, it is very bright and you quickly divert your eyes downward.
> Sanae has begun opening her package.

>_

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #225 on: February 18, 2010, 05:41:02 PM »
> Ask her for a moment of her time.
> If she agrees, ask her about these "spell card" things your boss mentioned earlier.
       What do they do?
       How do they work?
> Ask about the strange girl in the pond. Is she deaf?

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HakureiSM

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #226 on: February 18, 2010, 06:15:21 PM »
> Ask her why did she have to copy Reimu, instead of making her own outfit.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #227 on: February 18, 2010, 06:18:20 PM »
> Ask her why did she have to copy Reimu, instead of making her own outfit.

> Well, that's just culturally insensitive. Let's not ask her that.
> Also, fine, let's ask about spell cards. Not that we need to use any. We're too manly for that.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #228 on: February 18, 2010, 06:41:50 PM »
>Discretely check out what's in the package. Technically none of our business, but all-consuming curiosity...

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #229 on: February 18, 2010, 07:37:50 PM »
> Well, that's just culturally insensitive. Let's not ask her that.

> Who gves a shit? You're curious. Ask her anyway.
> Learn everything possible about spell cards. Especially Marisa's, because you've heard her cards involve love, and that fits your Lover personality.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #230 on: February 18, 2010, 07:45:28 PM »
>If we have any spare change, donate it to the pond. Low level divine protection is cheap

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #231 on: February 18, 2010, 08:42:08 PM »
> Who gves a shit? You're curious. Ask her anyway.

> We give a shit. We are the embodiment of Deliverator professionalism.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #232 on: February 18, 2010, 08:53:56 PM »
>As such, we ask with professionalism.
>After she educates about spellcards.
>"Hey, your clothes look a lot like the ones that Reimu wears. I'm wondering now, what's the significance of them? Or is it just a cool look and you wanted to have it too?"

HakureiSM

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #233 on: February 18, 2010, 10:48:05 PM »
> We give a shit. We are the embodiment of Deliverator professionalism.

> And we're curious. Ask.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #234 on: February 18, 2010, 11:21:43 PM »
> And we're curious. Ask.
>We do not need to know.
>Ask if we can create spellcards just to help us get around

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #235 on: February 19, 2010, 02:18:56 AM »
>As such, we ask with professionalism.
>After she educates about spellcards.
>"Hey, your clothes look a lot like the ones that Reimu wears. I'm wondering now, what's the significance of them? Or is it just a cool look and you wanted to have it too?"

^ This, and possibly a little donation to the Shrine, to show what a good Deliverator should be like :D

Rin Kagamine

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #236 on: February 19, 2010, 02:57:33 AM »
> Ask her for a moment of her time.
> You shall, but first...

> Ask her why did she have to copy Reimu, instead of making her own outfit.
> Well, that's just culturally insensitive. Let's not ask her that.
> Who gves a shit? You're curious. Ask her anyway.
> We give a shit. We are the embodiment of Deliverator professionalism.
>As such, we ask with professionalism.
> And we're curious. Ask.
>We do not need to know.
> Don't make me turn this game around!

> If she agrees, ask her about these "spell card" things your boss mentioned earlier.
       What do they do?
       How do they work?
> Ask about the strange girl in the pond. Is she deaf?
>We do not need to know.
>Ask if we can create spellcards just to help us get around
>After she educates about spellcards.
>"Hey, your clothes look a lot like the ones that Reimu wears. I'm wondering now, what's the significance of them? Or is it just a cool look and you wanted to have it too?"
> You ask if she can answer some questions you have about spell cards.
> "I'm a little busy, but I suppose I can give you a brief rundown."
> "The spell card system was started by that Hakurei miko as a method to even the playing field between humans and youkai.  Spell cards as magical spells that translate into attacks, and they are powered by one's inner magic; youkai have it naturally and humans must unlock it.  By using this system, should youkai and human fight, the fight is more balanced as they both must use the cards and both must use magic.  I picked up on it pretty quickly once I came here, but I don't really have the time to go into more detail.  Since you're a human, you could talk to some of the other humans that use the cards.  There's Reimu and Marisa, that Scarlet Devil Maid, and I suppose the Netherworld gardener counts, even if she's half-dead."
> "You could probably use them yourself, but you'd first have to tap into and unlock your magic potential, and that's not usually an easy task.  You rarely use the cards anyway, so they aren't a necessity."
> "My clothes?  It's what I've always worn.  I prefer the detached sleeves because they grant a greater freedom of movement.  Besides that, there's only so many way a miko can dress, so we'd naturally look similar.  It's just a coincidence."
> "The pond?  That's Suwako-sama's pond.  This is the Moriya Shrine, and Kanako-sama's the representative God but," she moves in close to whisper this next bit, "Suwako-sama is this shrine true God."
> Suddenly, a great gust of wind blows into the shrine and knocks Sanae's now-open box off the table, causing its contents to spill.  Sanae shrieks as bottles roll all across the floor and runs to pick them up.  "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry Kanako-sama please forgive me!" 
> One bottle rolls to your feet.  You pick it up and examine the label.  It's written in a foreign language, but you can tell what it is: hair dye, probably green.
> "I'm sorry!"  Sanae runs up and slides the door shut in your face as she struggles to cathc the runaway bottles.

>If we have any spare change, donate it to the pond. Low level divine protection is cheap
> You root around in your pocket and manage to find a 200 yen coin. 
> You make your way over to the pond again.  Suwako's eyes are trained are you once again.  What will you ask for?

>_

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #237 on: February 19, 2010, 03:02:01 AM »
>Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
>Don't laugh, dammit.
>Instead, make a wish. "I wish for a good day today. Yeah, that's the ticket."
>Toss coin.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #238 on: February 19, 2010, 03:05:08 AM »
> We could ask for an easier time unlocking our inner magic, so we can use Spell Cards.
> After deciding what to wish for, we toss the coin in, and ask in a humble and respectful tone. These are Gods, Divine beings, that we are dealing with after all.

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Re: 30 minutes or it's free!
« Reply #239 on: February 19, 2010, 03:05:18 AM »
>Knew she was actually blonde.
>Catalogue this for blackmail...