Author Topic: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT (Read 7473 times)

Sana · « **Reply #30 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:06:59 PM »

I will forever be haunted by the idea of a cheese violin.

Tengukami · « **Reply #31 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:11:03 PM »

Wayne's World pretty much saved SNL from completely and totally sucking in the early 90s, so I approve of this thread most heartily.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #32 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:12:04 PM »

I am most impressed by the inclusion of the Cubs logo on this. How hard was it to convince Major League Baseball to allow their logo to be displayed on a rigid pink rubber spatula with what appears to be bumps on the flat end?

Yeah, how do you flip the pancakes with that thing?

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #33 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:14:26 PM »

Umu...it's not for pancakes...it's for...umu...should...is it ok to show you?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #34 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:18:28 PM »

Why, I think that Garth would be most happy to be your volunteer, wouldn't you, Garth?

Um, okay, sure, but j-just try not to put me in the hospital, kaay?

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #35 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:19:33 PM »

Oh...I meant...I show you with me...but yes, I need...umu...yes...I do need someone to help.

* UncertainKitten hands the toy to Garth

Umu...is this really ok?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #36 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:25:26 PM »

Garth, just remember, you're the center and she's the goalie, okay? You are the center, she is the goalie.

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Awkwardness-Cam

Um, um, um, um, okay, you are the goalie.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #37 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:27:28 PM »

Umu...well...we don't need to do a full demonstration...umu...

* UncertainKitten presses down her skirt making her sex apparent.

Just...umu...just...um...push that button on the side and umu...

* UncertainKitten blushes

Umu...just...place it right near there

* UncertainKitten points to the obvious target

Tengukami · « **Reply #38 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:29:09 PM »

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #39 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:35:13 PM »

Umm... uh... Waaaayne?

Very well done, Garth, I must say it was most excellent how you not only prevented us from getting thrown off public access, but how you and UK are perhaps the two most timid people I have ever met.

UK, any more excellent words about your rather specialized goods and, ahem, services?

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #40 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »

Well played.

No, not really

* UncertainKitten cackles as she walks off the set.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #41 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:51:49 PM »

Okay, UncertainKitten's new Garth Trauma line of implements is available at Aurora Pleasure Palace and fine grocery stores near you!

EXTREME CLOSE-UP!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHH!

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHH!

UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Excellent extreme-close-up!

Excellent!

How about it, folks? Do we have Slaves ready or is his limo stuck in traffic? Arnie?

Wayne, it's a complete and total cock-up out here! Someone took my helicopter and radio and handed me this shoe!

Ouch, most gnarly turn of events indeed. Garth, I do believe it is about that time we open up the lines for our callers![/img]

You mean where we can give advice to any random Joe from the street with a phone?

Exactly! So just yell into your phone and we'll pick up.

CALL-IN ADVICE! CALL-IN ADVICE! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT! Reewreerweerewreeweeedreeeereeee

Caller, you're on the air, who are you and where are you from?

Sana · « **Reply #42 on:** October 02, 2009, 05:53:22 PM »

Hi, I'm Sanasanasan and I'm from Canada! It's awesome here! I love your show!

Pako · « **Reply #43 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:00:53 PM »

Get off the connection Sanasanasan.

Can I have Garth promote my restaurant Pako Bell?

* Pako uses cute face

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #44 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:05:50 PM »

Quote from: Sanasanasan on October 02, 2009, 05:53:22 PM

Hi, I'm Sanasanasan and I'm from Canada! It's awesome here! I love your show!

Canada? Wow, I had no idea a Chicago suburb's local public access cable station carried to our neighbor to the north. Did you, Garth?

Actually, I set up a rebroadcast transmitter out of the back of the Mirthmobile that uses the low-quality steel frame as a multiplexer. Wayne's World can now be seen as far as Alma-Ata.

We like very much American gay men talk show! It showcase plight of plaid wearers for many weeks, you have much great fans in Kazakhstan!

So Sanasanasan, what's your question?

Sana · « **Reply #45 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:08:37 PM »

So what do you guys do when you're not on the show?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #46 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:14:42 PM »

An excellent question if I do say so myself, but I would rephrase it into "WHO do you do?" Schwing!

No, okay, we enjoy the fine sport of street hockey, hanging out at most excellent metal clubs, and of course babes. We are often found at Stan Makita's most excellent donuts and practicing with the band. For one day, we shall be performing live. I personally also most excellently enjoy going to work at my jobs at Burger Hut, Sandwich Shack, or Pizza Crater. NOT!

My hobbies include street hockey, metal clubs, babes, donuts, and contraptionating.
Next caller please!

Bad Garth! I believe I am the one who gets to ask for the next caller please.

Next caller please?

Moerin · « **Reply #47 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:16:49 PM »

Hello, Moerin here from Scotland~

Long time viewer, first time caller. How are you guys~?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #48 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:19:03 PM »

I do believe we are feeling most excellent tonight, thank you for asking. Garth, can you confirm that the feeling level is holding steady at "most excellent?"

Status of "most excellent" is confirmed and well en route to "bodacious!"

Excellent. We have time for you and one more caller, Moerin, so what can we for you do in your murky, moory highlands?

Moerin · « **Reply #49 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:23:53 PM »

Good to hear~

People keep treating my babealicious girlfriend like she doesn't exist. Is there anything I can do about this?

Also, have you guys ever met Wyld Stallyns? If so, what are they really like?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #50 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:30:41 PM »

First off, we cannot verify if your girlfriend is as babelicious as you claim, so we cannot deliver the schwing she would deserve if she indeed was so babelicious.

If she was a species, she'd be Babeicus unknowntous.

She's a Babera Obscura.

We have been schwing-denied.

In any case, I should say that people should keep their hands off your babe at all costs. If they aren't paying due respect, might I recommend she learn some fine video games such as Halo 3 or Dynasty Warriors? Surely this development would bring attention to her.

And if by Wyld Stallyns you mean those post-Van Halen posers in California? No, we haven't met them, but we liked them better when they weren't around at all. Next caller!

Pako · « **Reply #51 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:31:56 PM »

Hi there I am Pako from Holland, how is it going with you?

Do you like tacos?

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #52 on:** October 02, 2009, 06:48:58 PM »

Pako from Holland, thank you for calling, we're having a wonderful day.

We'll take up the time, to make up this rhyme, for tacos are great in every way.

All right, that's all the time we have for tonight, until next time, party on, Garth.

Party on, Wayne!

IT'S WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT!

REEDLEYWHEEDLEYWHEEDLEYWHEEEEEE!