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Menorah Jams, Pham

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WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« on: October 02, 2009, 01:58:44 PM »
Wheedliewheedliewheedliewheedliewheereeeew


Okay, welcome to Wayne's World!  Good evening, Aurora Illinois!  I'm your excellent host Wayne Campbell and with me as always is Garth Algar.  Party on, Garth!


Party on, Wayne.


Thanks Garth, we have a most EXCELLENT show for you tonight.  Later on we've got the awesome Slaves whose art makes us feel all funny inside.


SCHWIIIING!


You could see her underwear in that one.  Hee hee!


Garth, whoa, you're becoming a man before our eyes.  I'd like to break down her Great Wall.  Rrrrawrrrr.


I'd like to open trade with her thanks to the efforts of my Dick Nixon.


Schwing!


Schaaa-wing!


OK seriously, let's bring in our first guest.  Fresh from supervising bank IT types, it's Professional Anime Character!

PROFESSIONAL ANIME CHARACTER!  PROFESSIONAL ANIME CHARACTER!  PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!  Wheedliewheedliewheedliewheedliewheereeeeweeee!
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helvetica

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2009, 01:59:32 PM »
ROCK ON

This is a totally excellent thread you dudes got here.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 02:01:28 PM by Professional Anime Character »
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2009, 02:07:31 PM »
I just wanna give a shoutout to my man Kilga and my bro Mint.  They is like, rockin' that Touhou hard.

Also wanna give a holla to Jesus, my lead on the big stage.  He's totally rad man, he like scored me this excellent weed one time and we like.... smoked it all in an hour man.

So Garth and Wayne... let's kick this bitch and get it started!
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 02:11:14 PM »

Awesome, welcome to Wayne's World!  So Professional Anime Character, please do tell us: what is it like to be a professional anime character?


Yeah, do you get to characterize the anime profession?


Garth, mellow out, dude.  Happy place.


Hee hee, happy place.
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 02:14:22 PM »
Dude... it's awesome.  It's like being on a trip to "The Dark Side of the Moon" but all the time.  The colors are all totally rad and I'm like... colorful and junk.

And the babes?  SCHWIIIING!
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 02:18:27 PM »
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 02:19:56 PM »
Heyyyyy it's my man Purvis.  He's like... a doctor and a captain... at the same time dude!
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 02:22:05 PM »
Very much so. And I see you gentlemen are doing well.
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 02:34:25 PM »

Uh oh, Dr. Purvis is here with his most creepy smile and his advice!  Here to update Garth's Ritalin prescription, Dr. Purvis?



Yeah, doc, you gotta do something.  I'm sitting in school, right?  And then I'm drumming out some Anthrax, and my teacher says to me "Garth what's the inverse quotient of X here?"  Then I was all "Whoa man, you don't gotta hassle me like this!"  Then he was all "WHOOOOOOAAA!" and I was all "WHOOOOOOAA!"


Garth, chill, take your Ritalin.  You're in a hot tub, you're in your happy place.


Happy place, hot tub, hee...


You're in a hot tub with Heather Locklear.  You're very warm.

So, Dr. Purvis, what health concerns should the good people of the greater Chicagoland area be on the lookout for this week?
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 03:06:43 PM »

Ooookay, that was a most excellent 20 minutes of silence in response to a question, doc.  NOT!

Anyway, Professional Anime Character, if you had to see one set of characters from an anime perform as a metal band, who would they be and what instruments would they play? 
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 04:04:23 PM »
I'd totally have Master Asia as the lead guitarist.  The man is like crazy good with his hands and junk.

Lead singer would totally be Goku.  He like screams hardcore.  Bass I'd have Fate Testarossa.  The chick wears black and has a scythe!  How metal is that, dude?!

And drummers I'd have none other than the man himself, Liono of the Thundercats.
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UncertainJakutten

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 04:17:36 PM »
This is a quality thread.
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Pako

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 04:27:56 PM »
Wayne is slow with interviews
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 04:28:37 PM »
Wayne is like... totally on a commercial break right now man.
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Pako

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 04:30:39 PM »
A long commercial brake, he is losing his fans.


Unless his commercial brakes are entertaining, ofcourse.
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UncertainJakutten

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2009, 04:31:50 PM »
Shall I bring Kilga in to beat people up? That was a good commercial break.
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2009, 04:32:13 PM »

Viewership has totally picked up, excellent.  PAC, if Master Asia and Joe Perry got into a shred guitar fight, who do you think would win?
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helvetica

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2009, 04:35:46 PM »
I dunno man... Master Asia is like... totally the Undefeated of the East or something.

If he lost... man it'd be like if Jesus made a burrito he couldn't munch on.
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Menorah Jams, Pham

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  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 04:38:22 PM »


Exqueese me?  Bakinpowder?  No Joe Perry?  Denied!  A travesty indeed, a fail of epic metal proportions!



The fail is so epicly metal that you could build a submarine out of it.


It's so epic that it makes GIRUGAMESH look like Dick and Jane!


It's so fail that it makes an F look like the top of the curve!


Okay, PAC, you have most non-bodaciously declared that Master Asia would defeat half of Aerosmith.  I think that means we have time for one more question: asphinctersezwhat?
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 04:39:14 PM »
Huh?
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

Menorah Jams, Pham

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  • donde esta la biblioteca
Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2009, 04:40:02 PM »


Asphinctersezwhat?
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2009, 04:41:41 PM »
who?
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He thought that on that same day he was to take the city of Priam, but he little knew what was in the mind of Jove, who had many another hard-fought fight in store alike for Danaans and Trojans."

UncertainJakutten

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2009, 04:48:05 PM »
hmm?

I don't think that works in text...
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Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2009, 04:51:23 PM »

All right, erudition as always, thanks for coming on the show!

We have to take a quick commercial break, but UncertainKitten is going to be on next promoting her newest line of most excellent invented products, and stick around for Slaves.  We'll be right back!

COMMERCIAL BREAK!  COMMERCIAL BREAK!  PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!  Squeedliewheedliewheedliewheeeeerreeeaw!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19046/bassomatic
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UncertainJakutten

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2009, 04:52:26 PM »
What invented products? I'm about to leave actually. In about 20 minutes.
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 04:53:29 PM »
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There was something here once. Wonder what...

Menorah Jams, Pham

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2009, 04:58:58 PM »


Okay and we're back.  That was a most excellent commercial.  I found it interesting how he added the bass to the blender.



You know what part I liked the most?  His moustache.  It was, like, kinda Rob Halford before he came out of the closet, y'know?


Out of the closet?  Garth, are you mental?  Rob Halford is as straight as straight gets.  Anyway, let's bring on our next guest, showcasing her latest line of designer spatulas for adult novelty stores, the always babelicious UncertainKitten!

UNCERTAINKITTEN!  UNCERTAINKITTEN!  PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!  Wheedliewheedliewheedlieweeereeeeyeeeow!
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2009, 05:01:27 PM »
Apo's thread was better
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Moerin

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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 05:04:13 PM »
This thread is the greatest thing you have ever done, MJP.  I salute you~
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Re: WAYNE'S WORLD, WAYNE'S WORLD, PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 05:05:06 PM »
Umu...y-yes well...hi there. U-umu...these toys a-are rather neat in that umu...they have designs and textures on them that u-umu...are rather fun when they get used in the proper u-umu...manner...and...

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