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I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« on: September 17, 2009, 01:50:23 PM »
Srsly, there's a few chicken breasts sitting in the fridge and I'm bored.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 01:52:44 PM »
Use them to pad.

Do it.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 01:54:23 PM »
What?

I'm hungry not horny.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken and burn it horribly
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 01:56:56 PM »
Fried chicken is good.

But once I ordered fried chicken in a Polish snackbar and I think they took the fried part too seriously, the chicken was black as the night

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 01:59:38 PM »
Then soak them titties in some whisked egg and coat 'em with crushed saltines.  Most importantly you must hadaka apron it up when the oil starts boiling in the skillet, all the more flavor there is to behold when the deed is more dangerous.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 02:12:43 PM »
Then soak them titties in some whisked egg and coat 'em with crushed saltines.  Most importantly you must hadaka apron it up when the oil starts boiling in the skillet, all the more flavor there is to behold when the deed is more dangerous.

This

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 02:12:57 PM »
Nah I'm doing southern style bag fried.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 02:13:40 PM »
TSO needs to post pictures of her eating the chicken.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 02:14:45 PM »
TSO needs to post pictures of her eating the chicken.

And the recipe in the cooking thread!

Makes me wanna see if I can find a recipe to make Korean fried chicken.  That shit blows all other fried chicken out the water.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 02:16:07 PM »
http://southernfood.about.com/od/friedchicken/r/bl90821c.htm

Using this one, seemed easy enough.  I'm making 2 large breasts I found sitting in the fridge.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »
This talk about food reminded me that I am going to make tacos tomorrow, at least if I am not sick because these burritos I am eating right now taste HORRIBLE.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 02:23:06 PM »
Incoming food porn!


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2009, 02:24:34 PM »
I want TSO eating food porn.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2009, 02:24:47 PM »
I think I used too big of pieces, but whatever, it looks goooood :V


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2009, 02:25:29 PM »
That does look pretty good, and I'm not that big of a fried chicken fan.  Nice.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2009, 02:27:47 PM »
Well to be honest it really looks good. Scrap the taco making I will make fried chicken tomorrow too and it will be better then TSO's.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2009, 02:29:54 PM »
Ditto the looking good!  I love extra crispy chicken, none of this light brown horse crap. 

How does it taste?  Is it juicy? 

I'd make your large breasts too, if you know what I mean.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2009, 02:31:02 PM »
It's not done yet, got another round of frying to go on low heat.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2009, 02:34:58 PM »
You look at that and tell me that doesn't look amazing


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2009, 02:36:22 PM »
It looks awesome.

Too bad we can't smell or taste it.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2009, 02:37:10 PM »
It looks awesome.

Too bad we can't smell or taste it.

Yeah. This pretty much sums up my thoughts. :V
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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2009, 02:37:59 PM »
And here I am eating Taco Bell. Damn it. :(

That chicken looks godly.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 02:39:31 PM »
It's stupid easy to make too.  All you gotta have is some chicken breasts, some milk, and some flour and Crisco, whatever spices you want, and a skillet.

Oh, and a brown paper bag.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2009, 02:41:55 PM »
5 more minutes until taste report :V

I'm giving the second one to my mom for lunch, she'd die for it.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2009, 02:43:03 PM »
I think I might be cooking for once this weekend. That looks good and now I'm jealous.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2009, 02:44:41 PM »
That is a frying pan, not a skillet, you uncultured putain  :V

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 02:48:33 PM »
Whatever, I FRIED my chicken in a FRYING PAN.

Anyways oh god it's done, time to taste test.


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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 02:50:44 PM »
Whatever, I FRIED my chicken in a FRYING PAN.

Anyways oh god it's done, time to taste test.

I had better hear reports of an orgy in your mouth or else there's going to be hell to pay.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 02:53:32 PM »
I think it tastes like if an angel is peeing on your tongue.

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Re: I'm gonna try to make fried chicken
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 02:54:54 PM »
Oh god this is so juicy and so crispy and goooood, only thing wrong with it is I think I fried it a bit too long so parts of it are a *little* dry and the crust is kind of blackened, but still very very very good.

Next time I'm going to spice it differently and see what I can get.  Either way eat your heart out Chick-Fil-A I have better chicken than you!


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