[Art] The Foolishly Futile Fantastic Gallery - Back in Business

[ES-Anthy]

Well, if you are watching the Dead Rising 2 trailers on Youtube, then you will know there is no such thing when IRL a guy can wield two chainsaws strapped to a pole on each end like so.
CHAINSAWS ON A POLE MOTHERFUCKER, I AM BADASS.

I like the idea of a double naginata, but naginata users don't carry wakizashis (unless you are a girl, which most carry in their long robes)

Far as I know most naginata users also are horse riders, compared with sword users.
so choose one, and I might as well complete the Ruro I been drawing. (yes, this is not a lie, I haven't finished it yet)

the dual chainsaws is kinda not possible, but they do have a Chainsaw with a pole attachment IRL, we even have one somewhere in one of our two garages. I would dig it out but then there's so much crap in them orz

so much I can't even get to the gunsave in there, I haven't touched my browing citori in forever ;_;

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Naginata users have more reach and on horseback, they are far deadlier than horsemen.

Did you know during Sengoku Ii Naomasa conquered an Oda force when he is outnumbered 4 to 1 with only Naginata wielders? Oh yes, and of course archers, but this is what changed the Oda forces marching arrangement after 5 years when Naomasa worked for Oda after.

[Moerin]

Mmmm, as cool as swords are, they're kinda overused... Still, as long as there aren't too many Ijiyatsu swordusers, it should be okay, right?

Also, the best sword is the Dragonslayer.  Anyone who says otherwise is wrong~

I support any and all usage of polearms, though~  Spears, halberds, naginatas, bardiches, bohemian ear-spoons, glaives, pikes, whatever... If it's a weapon on the end of a stick, chances are I will love it~

[♛ Apher-Forte]

haha no

not even you Onee-sama, can doubt this Chinese Legend:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tQAG8Gtckek/SwlkgPwyixI/AAAAAAAAAJI/y8DHxySzXro/s1600/sw_sword.jpg

4th from the left: Jue Shi Hao Jian (literal translation: Ultimate Best Sword)
Forge from the core of the earth, wieldable by only the hero of the ages, a power given by the stars above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRUnPCWoXHw

[Hello Purvis]

The best sword is The Emperor's chainsword.

The second best sword is the nailbat.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Great Nodachi

Giant anchor

The Southern Style Eku

Twin Tongue Naginata

easily outclass your meager selections. /powerlevels

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Now I wanna watch that movie. 83

I'd give Muffin a zweihander

Hooray! *eats it*

[Rikter]

I feel that it is quite clear what weapons I should use if any.

[Cadmas]

Great Nodachi

Giant anchor

The Southern Style Eku

Twin Tongue Naginata

easily outclass your meager selections. /powerlevels

Sengoku Basara. Making ridiculous weapons since 2005.

[Chaore]

I feel that it is quite clear what weapons I should use if any.

Bookarangs, Part book, Part rang.

Also, Now I've gotten ideas for weaponry. I blame -all- of you.

[Hello Purvis]

Great Nodachi

Giant anchor

The Southern Style Eku

Twin Tongue Naginata

easily outclass your meager selections. /powerlevels

AF.

Hey. AF.

When you're trying to trump someone, you give examples that are better.

Mind you, I understand the bind you're in, it's not as though I left you any options.

[Solais]

I use both the Sword of Light and the Burning Spear.

[Bias Bus]

Anyone who's not using their fists is doing it wrong.

"Suzaku Sky Dance~"

Also, Iji-Erebus' tails double as weapons. If you've seen in the very first comic I drew, one of them transformed into a, crudely designed, battle axe.

[Cadmas]

Also, Iji-Erebus' tails double as weapons. If you've seen in the very first comic I drew, one of them transformed into a, crudely designed, battle axe.

Ty for conferring this.

[Chaore]

Anyone who's not using their fists is doing it wrong.

"Suzaku Sky Dance~"

Also, Iji-Erebus' tails double as weapons. If you've seen in the very first comic I drew, one of them transformed into a, crudely designed, battle axe.

\o/ Except for that whole 'Tends to get chopped off by weapons' part, Unarmed is the best fighting style. And of course, fixes exist for THAT.

[dustyjo]

They can transform into other things too :V

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

Yes, we know. :V

[Jana]

Also, when I'm not using swords, I like the idea of naginata. They are damn cool.

I love those too... I have a replica practice naginata in my room, although it's a bit shorter than normal. Funny thing: Before Slaves designs came out, I was gonna give one to Ijiyatsu!Jan. I think I could still keep one around for backstory; I always kind of liked the idea of a casting magician with an enchanted polearm like that. I know this is supposed to be ZUN-style with minimal backstory, but I've already mapped out IjiJan's growth as a magician in my head...

(I was quite the sword nut in high school, but it's been a little while since I indulged myself. I'll have to find you to chat on IRC sometime, Ruro~)

Sengoku Basara Weapons

I like all of those too. It's not exactly the same, but the weapons and styles in the Dynasty/Samurai Warriors series have always held a special attraction for me. As much as I may dislike him as a ruler, Cao Cao's sword is great.

This all reminds me of my plan to draw the various ways Jan would weaponize her instruments. I'm a lot better at drawing blades and stuff, but I've had practice with that Erhu... It'd be a shame if I didn't at least design IjiJan's signature Death Mandolin (of Impalement).

[Fetch()tirade]

I'm surprised no one has called Occam's Razor yet.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

I'm surprised no one has called Occam's Razor yet.

You were expecting it, then~?

Okay, I will. |3

[♛ Apher-Forte]

AF.

Hey. AF.

When you're trying to trump someone, you give examples that are better.

Mind you, I understand the bind you're in, it's not as though I left you any options.

This is coming from  a guy who pretends doctor and thinks Star Wars is cool. lol space ninjas fighting with glowsticks.

[E-Nazrin]

This is coming from  a guy who pretends doctor and thinks Star Wars is cool. lol space ninjas fighting with glowsticks.

Nailbats, woman.

[Kuma]

Hey, hey, no fighting!
Instead we should all just have an orgie!

[trancehime]

Hey, hey, no fighting!
Instead we should all just have an orgie!

I am going to kill all of you.

Slowly. With moe. Believe me, I've done it before.

[Kuma]

I am going to kill all of you.

Slowly. With moe. Believe me, I've done it before.

Oh god, it's TOO MOE!! AVERT YOUR EYES!

[E-Nazrin]

     

[Hello Purvis]

I am going to kill all of you.

Slowly. With moe. Believe me, I've done it before.

You ain't got the stones, bitch.

Give me your worst.

[Kuma]

oh snap~

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Nailbats, woman.

KATANA d20 stats

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

KATANA d20 stats

So... a bastard sword?