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Gooooood evening everyone and welcome to Whose Line is it, MotK?. I'm your host, Reddyne. C'mon, let's have some fun!
Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it, MotK?. It's the thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like letters to ZUN from Mima fans. :< :< :<
What we do is play a game in which everyone is encouraged to participate, and at the end, I dish out imaginary points that don't mean a thing while the winner gets to do a little something special with me. :* :* :*
Now that I've scared the girls off, let's go right to my favorite game in the whole wide world, Scenes From (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iytw8v1WVs) a Hat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIxtCPuQE4)! What I'm going to do is take 'scenes' written on a figurative piece of paper from a figurative hat. The scenes will be related to the world of Touhou and/or our little community here, and you guys feel free to respond accordingly with whatever silly/amusing/clever little thing you come up with. Feel free to chime in as many times as you please as well. When a 'scene' gets old and/or stale, I'll buzz it out with a *BZZT* and move on to something different until things get old or the topic gets the boot for being a dumb idea. So let's begin with a warmup!
/me takes out a very familiar looking beret.
The first scene is: WHAT ZUN IS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW
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beer.jpg
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GOD DAMN FISH DANMAKU I JUST CAN'T GET IT TO WORK
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"Hmm, maybe it's time to bring back spell practice next game...
...
...
...nah."
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It's cold. I should make a game where you burn bullets to warm up. It'll be perfect for winter.
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Time to create TH12.85!
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Finally, the port to PS3 is complete!
I guess I'll bring over Reimu (Windows) and Marisa (Windows) and trash the rest.
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I wonder how silly I can make Marisa's clothes THIS game..
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Touhou 12.985: Phantasmagoria of Freezing the Spoiler Rhapsody!
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fapfapfapfapfapfap
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"Hmmm. I can still see the floor. Better have another drink."
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Those damn americans messing with my game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imvSdt0Hxb0)
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Can I get a religious tax exemption for my beer yet?
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"Hmm, maybe it's time to bring back spell practice next game...
...
...
...nah."
You jerk. ;_;
Seconding the beer.jpg, though.
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"Everybody's gonna love the new all male cast of my next game!"
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"Everybody's gonna love the new all male cast of my next game!"
I laughed a lot more than I should have.
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"There's a lot of pigeons out on the street, isn't there. Hm...better get the sketchpad, this'll make a hell of a 4th boss!"
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this is a good idea for a hat holy cow
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Stage one boss shall be wheat-girl, stage two boss shall be hops-girl, stage three boss shall be frosted mug girl...
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"that's a nice hat, but it should look more like a diaper"
"also, arms should be tube-ier"
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"I hate the way beer always makes me pee so much."
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"I hate the way beer always makes me pee so much."
"An unending stream, doing a splash pattern where it hits. A new spellcard!"
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"An unending stream, doing a splash pattern where it hits. A new spellcard!"
"Actually, scratch that; unique spellcards won't be returning next game. Gotta simplify things a bit to concentrate the fan-base."
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"Orval, Chimay, or Rochefort.... such a hard decision..." (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/De_zeven_trappisten.jpg)
They're Belgian Trappist beers, btw. He's known to enjoy Orval, and was drinking it during one interview online.
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"Hm... it seems some people were dissatisfied with UFO. I think the next game will need curvier lasers."
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"Fish Paste for Valentines!"
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/me steps to the middle and stares at the camera until Reddyne buzzes him off
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/me comes right back out
"DoDonPachi huh? Time for a bee youkai"
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"Is it wrong that I love laser shooting lolis?
...
Let's fix the problem with beer. Lots and lots of beer danmaku. Final boss of the next game should be sake in a concentrated form... I like it."
tl;dr MORE BEER LESS GIRLS
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"There's a shortage of Lolis in Touhou..."
"I'll think I'll add another batch..."
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"Wait where's my hat?... ah it's over my eyes.
Hmm hat danmaku"
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"This danmaku is good, but not pretty enough. I should add more additive-blended bullets!"
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"Great, I've got Mima as a playable character all coded and ready to go for Touhou 13. Now to move the art folder into the ... oh man, I accidentally deleted her. Ah well. Don't feel like going through all that again. I'll just skip her for now."
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"Great, I've got Mima as a playable character all coded and ready to go for Touhou 13. Now to move the art folder into the ... oh man, I accidentally deleted her. Ah well. Don't feel like going through all that again. I'll just skip her for now."
http://myfacewhen.com/13/
God dammit if that happened I'd be so mad.
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*ZUN goes to the basement and opens the door to the cellar, revealing several short kids in filthy rags, who shield their eyes from the light.
"Hey! I need a new game. And a good one too! Give me another PoFV and I'll cut your peanut rations in half for a week!"
"But sir, we ish sooo hungery. One peanut a week to share wills not be enoughs."
"Then get to work!
*ZUN throws a laptop down the cellar
"Better hurry up before the battery runs out!"
*ZUN closes the door and pulls a beer out from under his hat.
"That's the good stuff right there."
What is this? I don't even....
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"Goddamnit Baity."
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"I wonder if it's morally wrong to bang a cosplayer? I wonder if this theoretical wrongness goes up linearly or geometrically when there's more than one?"
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"This is what I'm going to be remembered for. My parents would be ashamed. I've dishonored my family. Family dishonor... Hey, there's a story idea."
/me steps to the middle and stares at the camera until Reddyne buzzes him off
This.
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"Goddamnit Baity."
^
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"The anemone or clamatis plant's juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, it's a good idea to wear gloves."
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"This stage theme isn't working. Maybe it needs more autotune."
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"I wonder if now would be a good time to include Rin Satsuki..."
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"I wonder if now would be a good time to include Rin Satsuki..."
"I know! I'll introduce her as a pet of Satori!"
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"Erm..... I've noticed how easier my later games have gotten....
I should increase their dificulty! Yes!~ All my fans will now have even more FUN!"
"Add a gimmicky spellcard here.... give the final boss a huge, magical aura..... and finally increase the amount of frills and danmaku to everyone. There! A perfect game!"
ZUNshitsmoneytouhous.jpg
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"Oh Sanae...you were good last night. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with righty, I name her Reimu."
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"So that's what the fans think. Best make sure to tell the world otherwise then."
"Trololol."
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"Wonder how much I could get if I auctioned off this hat?"
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"I should bring back the PCB trumpets."
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"Have there been enough purple bullets lately?"
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" oh he ought to be an admiral, a sultan, or a king
And to his praises we shall always sing
Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer
lord bless Charlie Mops,
The man who invented beer "
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I hate hangovers.
F8ck where'd I leave my keys.
^In Japanese of course.
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"So if I have to rely on a higher power for one of the Twelve Steps, can it be Aya?"
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"Hmm... Should I add a loli or a big sister in the next game...
I got it, how about bo- wait, no, thats creepy.
It's perrrrrfeeeeect."
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"Hm, I need to branch out Touhou's genres a bit. I've already done shmups, versus shmups, fighters...
...a Touhou FPS. Yes."
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"Ah there we are...12.9 is almost ready for Reitaisai!"
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A Touhou port for iOS available in the app store?
The iPad edition features playable Sakuya
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A Touhou port for iOS available in the app store?
The iPad edition features playable Sakuya
-500 points for the low-hanging fruit.
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"Ugh, I need another shrine maiden. Let's make this one a yuri-loving pervert."
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"Ugh, I need another shrine maiden. Let's make this one a yuri-loving pervert."
http://www.myfacewhen.com/28/
dowantdowantdowant
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"*throws beer to the floor*
There! Another danmaku pattern!" (http://chiisairamen.deviantart.com/art/Chii-s-4koma-Zun-Inspiration-77663908)
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shitmani'moutofideasbetterkeepstallingtouhou13
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"Hmm, there's something wrong with this image of Reimu. Hands don't work like that."
*takes a sip of his beer*
"Nevermind, it looks perfect now"
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*BZZZT*
Very good! Just remember, it doesn't necessarily have to be the most obvious thing, but whatever you come up with that feels most humorous while still somehow being relevant. Just tossing it out there that if you've got a rip-roarin' suggestion of your own, feel free to PM me. If not, I've got puh-lenty of 'em. Also, I will make sure that everyone who plays does get points in the end in one form or another, although they won't mean a thing. That's right, they'll be just like what AA is to Suika.
Anyway, here's a very unfamiliar hat that I totally didn't steal. :< :< :<
/me pulls out a very familiar Yama's hat
We'll I'll be damned. The next scene is THE UNFORTUNATE DETAILS OF THE WORST SMOOCH IN GENSOKYO
Keep things tidy and I'll involve all y'all in the next scene!
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Okuu's control rod being removed from her fuel rod!
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Patchouli collected on Marisa's mountain of library fines.
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Medicine trying to do CPR.
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Alice found a new doll. It's Marisa.
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No Suika. That is not a bottle of Sake.
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Mokou. When her cheeks are on fire, So are yours.
Literally. You should be dead by then.
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Cirno just challenged Rumia to tongue wrestling.
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Eirin: "Reisin, what are you doing with that medicine bottle?"
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Ran: "Chen! Chen? CHEEEEEEEEEN!"
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Kogasa used her actual body.
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Somebody missed and ended up a bit too high with Suwako.
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With Kourin.
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Passed out drunk Sanae is woken up from vivid dream of licking green envelopes by Genji.
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"C'mere, Evil Eye Sigma."
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"That wasn't a roasted sweet potato?"
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As Chen and Orin looked at each other intently, they closed in.. Suddenly a bald older man jumped out of nowhere and yelled "THE CAT!!" And promptly washed his clothing with Chen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z86EGt3GuPw
They knew it was not meant to be, but Kourin thought Genji was alone in that pond...
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Seed of Non-Identification
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/me uses a phrase so laced with profanity that the entire line is bleeped
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"Koishi that wasn't a scarf that was actually your sister"
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BROSMOOCH
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Marisa just drank Reimu's tea. Reimu wants it back.
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Suwako was just telling a story, Sanae. That frog's not turning into a prince, not even if you slip it some tongue.
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It's summer and it's blazing hot. Sanae sucks on a moving ice cube that somehow looks like a fairy.
Like a popsicle...
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^ *lightbulb.wav*
The first time she got the order, Youmu found out quickly that was not what Lady Yuyuko meant by "do the myon-myon for an hour."
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shit, let's be faith dumpsters
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Suika was overjoyed to find someone as gigantic as she could be.
"Stop kissing my action figure, you big oni!" shouted Suwako.
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(From the first draft of Stage 2 of Marisa B's scenario in Undefined Fantastic Object (http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Undefined_Fantastic_Object/Translation/Marisa_B's_Scenario#Stage_2))
Marisa: "Hey, I just ran into you, didn't I? It kinda makes it look like I'm chasing you."
Kogasa: "I'll leave that to you!"
M: "Well, what is it? What do you want with someone busy as me? A job?"
K: "Well, uh, I've been really bored lately, and ..."
GLORRRRP!
M: "Uuuugh! Your umbrella just Frenched me!"
K: "Yes it did! Did I .... surprise you?"
M: "The hell is wrong with you?"
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Parsee: *seething* How come no one wants to talk dirty to me?!
That's because no one wants to talk to you.
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Parsee: *seething* How come no one wants to talk dirty to me?!
That's because no one wants to talk to you.
Ryuu's gunna be on your ass for that
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How they kissed and how they remembered it were two different stories...
Cirno will never forget the taste... of the Goliath Doll.
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"Cirno...I think we're stuck"
".........this is quite awkward..."
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*New Years, 2001*
?? ??: Hey, Mima!
Mima: ...who are you and what are you doing here?
Iku: I come with a message from the Dragon.
*smooch*
Mima: Aw, crap.
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"Neko Miko Re-i-mu, aishiteru, Neko Miko Re-i-mu, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
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"Neko Miko Re-i-mu, aishiteru, Neko Miko Re-i-mu, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
kissing a catgirl = bad thing?
Dunno what your on.
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Sticking your face through gaps (and opening your mouth ready to talk at the same second) is one thing.
But sticking it straight into the tongue of Kogasa's umbrella... O_O
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Can't decide if the worst kisser in Gensoukyo would be Chen/Orin (that sandpaper tongue ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!) or Lady Remilia(who just can't resist BITING when she kisses .... :o)
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I'm not too sure if this counts but I'm just going to leave this here..... (http://boonce.org/up/33kgmq9.jpg)
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*BZT BZT BZZZZT*
Live from New York, it's Saturday Night! I certainly wasn't taking notes after that last bit.
/me pulls out a very familiar nurse's cap
Oh, the results from the physical are here, too.
Negative...
Negative...
:< :< :<
Aaaanyway, the next scene is: EIRIN'S SHADY NEW DRUG AND ITS EFFECTS ON THE DENIZENS OF GENSOKYO AND/OR MOTK
Edit: Well Hell's bells! That's the last time attempt to type something while fighting off sleep.
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I'm not too sure if this counts but I'm just going to leave this here..... (http://boonce.org/up/33kgmq9.jpg)
Of course it doesn't. It's not the best smooches after all. :V
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EIRIN'S SHADY NEW DRUG AND ITS EFFECTS ON THE DENIZENS OF GENSOKYO AND/OR MOTK
Gensokyo becomes ASCII, and people mutate:
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3825/chapter1.png)
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Gensokyo becomes ASCII, and people mutate:
This is ridiculously frightening.
Just like A-F's story is ridiculously amusing.
[NSFW]http://z9.invisionfree.com/Himitsu_Forums/index.php?showtopic=294[/NSFW]
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/me borrows
Drew's Reddyne's glasses
"Nah, I just took some cough syrup, what do you mean I look different?"
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Eirin: "Well, Reisen, I don't know how you intend to stand up under your own power now. I guess you should have thought about that."
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"What's that? You say this pill will reduce my gullibility? I'll take twelve!"
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"Well truth to be told, Ms. Morichika, you weren't much of a man to begin with..."
This is ridiculously frightening.
Just like A-F's story is ridiculously amusing.
[NSFW]http://z9.invisionfree.com/Himitsu_Forums/index.php?showtopic=294[/NSFW]
/me 's mind is scarred forever
Remind me to never ever read anything by A-F or his friends again...
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Woah, those colors, bro...
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(+ british accent)
Ugh... What just happ-- ACK! I'm not trying to do an accent here, but I sound like a brit! What the heck!? *checks hair* Why am I suddenly a blonde? Damnit, Eirin!
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Cirno: *wearing more urban clothing* Well, I'M Slim Shady, the only Slim Shady all you other Slim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shade please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.. *continuing on*
Eirin: That's an odd reaction...
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*Dials phone*
Hey Komachi? Yeah, sorry about this, but it looks like you're gonna be working overtime for a while.
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"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together...
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly, I'm crying.
Sitting on the cornflake waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tea shirt, stupid bloody tuesday,
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
? I am the egg-man, they are the egg-men,
? I am the walrus, goo goo a' joob. "
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"And there it is! Mark McGwire hits his 70th home run this year!"
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"Duuuude ... do you ever, y'know ... just look at bullets? I mean really look at them?"
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Kaguya: "Hey Eirin, what happened with that new drug of yours?"
Eirin: "I'm not quite sure. It just doesn't make sense..."
Kaguya: "What doesn't make sense?"
Eirin: "Well, I was certain no one had tried it yet, but my records say I gave some to Rin Satsuki."
Kaguya: "Rin Satsuki? Who's that?"
Eirin: "No idea..."
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"Psst, hey kid. Wanna try some Touhou? First hit's free, promise."
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The Seven Colored Puppeteer finds herself chasing Reisen and trying to find some way to smoke Wriggle. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0)
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Koishi: Manipulating the first layer of the subconscious is not enough any more...
Eirin: ...
Koishi: I need to go deeper!
Eirin: (grins)
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Koishi: Manipulating the first layer of the subconscious is not enough any more...
Eirin: ...
Koishi: I need to go deeper!
Eirin: (grins)
BWOOOOONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA)
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Eientei exploded today, causing injuries to a few rabbits. Kaguya was forced to resurrect as she was at the centre of it all. According to Eirin, the new medicine she made was a 'success' and named it...
C4; the cure to boredom.
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This new liquid medicine, Nitroglyc-Eirin, is perfect for reducing chest pain, high blood pressure, and other things.
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"Gave patient 1 tab Asp-Eirin. One hour later, head gone." - record from Eiya Yuna Hospital Complex, Lunar Capital branch.
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Shou: Are you sure this will help me find my Pagoda(and Nazrin)?
Eirin: Yes, I'm sure!! Made only from the finest ingredient for the job!!
Shou: What is it?
Eirin: The Jeweled Pagoda Rinnosuke recently brought in.
(reference to 5th Touhou M-1)
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Eirin's Shady New Drug?
See: Minoriko S$!@# Party
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There's no illness when there's no body to be ill!
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Eirin: Well that worked out better than expected...
And so it had, as everyone in the room was now Eirin.
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Eirin: Clinical Trial #3: Test item has melted through the flask. Be sure to dispose of flask before Reisen sees it.
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*BZZZZZZT*
Neglecting the topic? Hell naw! I totally wasn't out partyin' with peeps over the weekend or wasting my time on something I shouldn't even be involved with (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8378.msg551377.html#msg551377).
/me borrows Drew's Reddyne's glasses
How did you KNOW? Come to think, I have very few photos of myself with glasses, too. Oops, Mayama avatar.
Anywho, I'll keep tryin' to mix things up so long as people are interested.
/me takes out a very familiar lunchbox shaped piece of headgear
The next scene is: RED, LAST SATURDAY WAS SO MUCH FUN! I'LL BE DONE TEACHING BEFORE THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON THIS FRIDAY! I'LL BE OVER YOUR HOUSE BEFORE DUSK WHETHER YOU'RE READY OR NOT! OH AND, I'VE GOT A BIIIG SURPRISE IN STORE FOR Y- :< :< :<
Uhhhhh, let's try again, shall we? The next scene is: IDEAS FOR IDIOT PRINCESS CONTESTS THAT NEVER QUITE MADE IT
Just remember that I know where you live so "Guess Reddyne's pickup lines" won't go over too well!
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Who Can Survive The Zombie Horde The Longest
... except with bunnies instead of zombies!
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"Guess Reddyne's pickup lines"
I'm not guessing them, you are.
Hah I win.
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Write up a report on why everyone on MotK should be banned... Then probate half of them. Points awarded for Aya-like write ups.
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Who can write the best Tsundere Alice fanfiction.
This is a trick contest they're all bad
Is that picture male or female MotK Edition!
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Randomly pick 10 people to become IP.
Ban everyone else.
MotK needs no unlucky people.
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first team to infiltrate pesco's socks vault gets IP
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The Zen contest. Earn IP by showing how much you don't want it.
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Who can bump dead (but still postable topics)... with the most style!?
Points calculated between how old it is and the content of the post.
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First 5 people to pass this song ON PAD gets IP BV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPV2GdgEiiI)
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First 5 people to pass this song ON PAD gets IP BV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPV2GdgEiiI)
loophole: do it in novice mode
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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loophole: do it in novice mode
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Anyone doing it heavy or lower will be banned
Anyone else who can't do it in general gets perma'd
BV
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Shoot head, receive IP
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Actually, Russian Roullete.
Last man standing wins.
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Paint art... on yourself without using a mirror.
Most creative image (that can be seen) wins.
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"This is a challenge for all 4 of you IPs, and the challenge is HOEDOWN!"
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A game of chicken.
On a 20 story building.
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FASHION CONTEST
MOST UNFASHIONABLE IDIOT PRINCESS YET STILL LOOKS LIKE A PRINCESS WINS
trance will win this hands down
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Hack the server, give yourself IP :V
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Everybody gets birthday powers for 24 hours. Winner is the person who changes the most avatars to their own by the end of the day.
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Whoever makes the
best worst shit thread on CPMC wins IP.
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Post count shenanigans.
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Get 10000 points on Desert Bus and post youtube videos of you doing it.
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Oregon Trail no deaths no bombs.
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"Thanks, everyone, for signing the medical waivers. For this IP challenge, one IP will become ID, but the remaining IPs will be probated for three months. Your task is simple: each of you are required to write a 2,000 word erotic story involving the cast of the first two books of the Twilight series, as Scientologist furries. 500 words of this story must be dialogue wherein the characters discuss either a) the Teapot Dome Scandal, b) psoriasis, or c) John Travolta. The narrator must adopt and write phonetically in an accent - your choices are: a) Cockney, b) Boston or c) John Travolta. At some point in the story, you need to make yourself a cameo appearance, wherein you are challenged to a battle rap by the story's main character, and you lose. You have 48 hours. Good luck!"
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each of you are required to write a 2,000 word erotic story involving the cast of the first two books of the Twilight series, as Scientologist furries.
Ammy, that's OVERKILL
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"Thanks, everyone, for signing the medical waivers. For this IP challenge, one IP will become ID, but the remaining IPs will be probated for three months. Your task is simple: each of you are required to write a 2,000 word erotic story involving the cast of the first two books of the Twilight series, as Scientologist furries. 500 words of this story must be dialogue wherein the characters discuss either a) the Teapot Dome Scandal, b) psoriasis, or c) John Travolta. The narrator must adopt and write phonetically in an accent - your choices are: a) Cockney, b) Boston or c) John Travolta. At some point in the story, you need to make yourself a cameo appearance, wherein you are challenged to a battle rap by the story's main character, and you lose. You have 48 hours. Good luck!"
For some reason, I kinda want to write that except I never read Twilight, don't know any of the discussion or what the accents sound like....
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For some reason, I kinda want to write that except I never read Twilight, don't know any of the discussion or what the accents sound like....
You ain't alone.
Does this mean there's something wrong with me? :ohdear:
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Make a 50 page doujin about the derivative adventures of ZUN and and small quest of shenanigans.
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Alternatively you can make a Danmakufu game where ZUN is the main character with 7 gameplay styles and you have to defeat EVERYONE he ever created....including Rin Satsuki.
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7HS buried a secret MotK capsule on the far side of the globe! It's a cross-country, no holds barred, race (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH4nVMJEopU&NR=1) to see who can uncover it first!
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Ultimate YUKKURI SHITE ITTE NE contest! Who can outlurk the other users?! First to post anywhere loses.
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OC contest! Most broken bullshit character wins.
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"Thanks, everyone, for signing the medical waivers. For this IP challenge, one IP will become ID, but the remaining IPs will be probated for three months. Your task is simple: each of you are required to write a 2,000 word erotic story involving the cast of the first two books of the Twilight series, as Scientologist furries. 500 words of this story must be dialogue wherein the characters discuss either a) the Teapot Dome Scandal, b) psoriasis, or c) John Travolta. The narrator must adopt and write phonetically in an accent - your choices are: a) Cockney, b) Boston or c) John Travolta. At some point in the story, you need to make yourself a cameo appearance, wherein you are challenged to a battle rap by the story's main character, and you lose. You have 48 hours. Good luck!"
Gonna use this one.
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All participants meet in real life at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amundsen-Scott_South_Pole_Station) and strife to rank high in an elimination-style cage-fight tournament.
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MST this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7aF_FhALzs) (epilepsy warning).
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Make a life-size model of another user using only. . . produce. Points awarded for most variety and local produce varieties used, creativity, and even more points if you can eat it before it spoils.
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Playing Marco Polo in a pool...
...while browsing MotK...
...with the laptop plugged in...
Winner will be posthumously given ID for one year.
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Build a statue of TSO in Minecraft. Awards will be given to the most accurate representation, and to the least accurate representation.
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*BZT BZZZT*
*Cough cough* Well, that was fun. Just about as much fun as nearly being gored to death by your imaginary psychotic girlfriend. Then again, some of us may or may not already have personal experience dealing with psychotic girlfriends. :< :< :<
I might mix it up a bit with a new game next time. See how it goes for now. Gonna use this one.
See? Some good came of the last bit.
"This is a challenge for all 4 of you IPs, and the challenge is HOEDOWN!"
Aw, snap! Didn't Wayne Brady make "no more hoedowns" his birthday wish once? Anyway,
/me pulls out a very ordinary magician's hat
What have we here? Well, this is unusual. We've got a pencil, spare change, an iPod with nothing but music by the Doobie Brothers and Lemon Demon, and my baseball card collection! My Yaz and Cal Ripken Jr. cards are still here! That girl and her sticky fingers. Speaking of which, the next scene is: YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO MARISA'S CLOSET AND FIND...
Anyway, have fun. I may or may not have a number of lacerations and a puncture wound or two to tend to in the meantime.
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The Land of Darkness.
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"
Drew Carey Reddyne?"
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A dollar!
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Hey, isn't this one of Alice's dolls? It's got a camera on it's-- Hey, get back here! Whoa, put down the knife!
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So this is where she crams all of Patchouli's books, huh? It looks like she's not even using them!
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It's... It's glorious.
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SO!
MUCH!
BLOOD!
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So this is why Mima hasn't returned to any of the games yet... O_O;;
=closes the door on a hapless, struggling, shanghaied and hog-tied Mima=
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"Release the hounds!"
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All these mushrooms... What are they used for? O_O
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Tom Cruise... who refuses to come out.
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"Oh, hey Mimi-chan."
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20 pairs of shoes, each for different occasions. :V
10 instances of the same black and white outfit. Like Seth Brundle from The Fly.
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Tom Cruise... who refuses to come out.
With John Travolta and R. Kelly.
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Gensokyo's first meth lab.
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"Yukari, what are you doing in here?"
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...herself.
come on,get out Marisa!! 8)
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"Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if she stopped using old lady's clothes and switched to Jun Spice, he could dress like he's me."
"Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat, with the TRAP YOUR TRAP COULD DRESS LIKE! What's in your hand? Back at me. It's an oyster, with two tickets to that crossdresser's convention you love. Look again -- the tickets are now pantyhose! Anything is possible when your man dresses like Jun Spice and not an old lady. I'm on a bondage horse." *whistle*
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That girl and her sticky fingers.
Peripherals ranging from what looks like a Playstation Move? (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1399&bih=747&q=playstation+move&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g8g-s1g1&aql=&oq=) except with stronger haptic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haptic_technology) feedback functions to advanced grimoires regarding alchemy and---
*GreenVirus stops for a second... Spots a CD Jewel Case of Syrufit's latest album.
What's this? Oh, it's just music. Pfft. Everyone listens to music, this isn't interesting.
*GreenVirus opens the Jewel Case anyway~*~Obtained 1,000,000 Yen~*~
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Hey bitch, that's my sword!
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The fourth piece of the Triforce.
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Another closet!
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A red wig. Mima only took apprentices if they had crazy hair colours, and, well.
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All the hearts she's stolen throughout her travels.
Marisa then went on to corner Gensokyo's black market on organs.
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The last of the Mohicans.
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Boo Radley.
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CTHULU!!!
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There, concealed inside a container, is an army of little mushroom with legs.
One day, she will release them on the world!
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Hansel and Gretel's corpses...
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Ellen.
After PoDD, she became one of the sources of Marisa's power. Poor girl.
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Well...I guess that's ONE way to extract the power of "love" for your magic...
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/me opens the door and is immediately swarmed by...
A metric ton of Alice-yukkuri, and not just IN the closet, but now poured all over the already cluttered floor? But I thought it was the other way around...?
Well, I guess that explains why she never wanted Reimu to go inside her house then.
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I am tempted to say "Your mom" but that would be in horribly unfunny taste.
...
Oh, wait... :derp:
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The real Marisa, before she was usurped by the current imposter.
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...
Just who are you?
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Reimu, stashed away so Marisa can appear in Fairy Wars instead!
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Correction.
What isn't in Marisa's closet. :V
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All the Hakkeros.
All of them.
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A jar with Cirno inside.
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"So that's where Ruukoto has been!"
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This closet has a crescent moon carved into it. Inside is a wooden bench with a dark hole in the middle.
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This closet has a crescent moon carved into it. Inside is a wooden bench with a dark hole in the middle.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
And it is where her PC-98 counterpart(s) are stashed.
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Hey bitch, that's my sword!
But it wasn't a sword...
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Ninety-one Magic Stones.
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A large box full of YuGiOh trading cards.
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A compost heap, laden with mushrooms.
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All the weed you'll ever want to have.
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Narnia.
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Sandwiches, moonshine, and WoW-themed porn. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc3KxTXp3Ss)
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Another closet.
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Another closet.
Another closet!
:yukkuri:
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There is no closet. Marisa just stuck a doorknob on the wall and carved a fake door around it.
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The precious thing.
*shot*
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"How can a pigsty like this have so many brooms?"
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What is it? It's so bright and... it's... it's...
A sign saying 'and you thought you could steal from me, huh?'
(SPARKED)
Bad End~
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All right, we're now gonna open the closet of Marisa Kirisame... *opens the door* Huh? There's nothing in here.
Marisa: *shoves them inside, quickly closing and locking the door* There is now!
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Oh my god, those last 2-3 pages made me laugh more in one day than I have in a longg time. I mean it's 3:03AM so I had to stay quiet and probably can't totally think straight, but.. Still funny.
Boo Radley.
English Class?
Hisou Tensoku. Hisou Tensoku is in Marisa's closet. Probably the third biggest thing Marisa has ever stolen, too.
Oh and a few pieces of the moon, thanks to Suika. NO
TOUHOU 13 IS IN HER CLOSET
Do I get a cookie now?
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The Overmind.
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English Class?
Last year's. :3
Portal to Atlantis.
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A broom in the shape of Alice's fist.
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A solitary lever labeled "broom." It does not seal the closet and release lava on its puller's head. That would be silly; Marisa doesn't have any lava. She had to make do with Flandre.
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An infinite amount of space, because it's a closet of holding.
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*BZZZZZT*
Well that's enough of this game. No more Scenes From a Hat.
We can't play it forever. You gotta deal with that.
But I got somethin' else that'll scare you outta town.
Yup, you got it right folks. It's time for a HOE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGl0u4cmh1A)DOWN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYC0XtSHgX0)
Time for a brief intermission between major games with a song. But what should it be about? Hwhelp, how about a TEAM 9 HOEDOWN?
What better way to celebrate a song about hillbillery than with a group whose odds of getting into an ivy league school are equal to the odds that Mitsumoto will finish Night Sparrow Love sometime during my lifetime. :< :< :<
Yeah, there's probably a lot of ways. Anyway, you've just seen it yourself. Feel free to pitch in with a four line refrain with a rhyming scheme of A, A, B, B focusing on Wriggle, Mystia, Cirno, Rumia, and their antics, whether it's focusing on all or one of them, in third or first person, or however you'd like it to be.
Do or die! Will anyone last through to the next one? We'll find out if I'm on corpse duty or not. Points will be awarded to survivors when all's said and done, but they don't mean a daaaaaamn thang. That's right, they're just like Yukari's 'anti-aging' cream.
So without further ado (56k warnin'): (http://www.bgfl.org/bgfl/custom/resources_ftp/client_ftp/ks2/music/piano/) D1, B, G, G A B G A F# B
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Cirno is the strongest, her strength is legendary
Of all her boastful claims, Gensokyo is weary
She's not muscular but she heard from Ahnold now
that the very best in steroids come from the testes of a cow.
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Rumia flies everywhere, disregarding everything
Surrounded by darkness, she cannot see a thing
Her best friend is a fairy, she thinks she's the strongest
But she cannot prove it, not even in the 'fest
(Ok that was lame. :V)
EDIT: Better one!
*Dead in Colin's voice*
Daiyousei's a fairy, she's bright as day
Flying around carelessly even if she has no name
In fanon she is seen as being quite cute
It doesn't help that in canon she's actually mute
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[Ryan]
I'm singing a hoedown about the nine team
Everywhere they go it's like a hilarious dream
Rumia is scary and Mystia is kinda hairy
But I guess it's better than being an idiot fairy!
[Colin]
Hey guess what I found Cirno the other day
She was crying over how it was almost May
When I asked what's so wrong about it being hotter
Then I found out what was wrong when I stepped in a puddle of water
(Lol Letty)
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Kicking it up in a dark and scary forest.
Watch out now; not a place for sweet tourists.
Whilst it's well and good to be a master at bullets.
When Wriggle kicks, your head will lack a mullet.
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I am the strongest fairy, I am the number (9)!
Nobody can beat me, my prowess is divine!
But I need to stay humble in my desire to win
Because dumbness and delusions gave us Sarah Palin!
(Everybody) Gave us Sarah Paliiiiiiiiin!
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I was flying over a lake when I spotted a miko
I was shot down but then I appeared in the sequel
I am the strongest and I think she was cheating
Because only the strongest can deal such a beating
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Had a run in with Rumia, just the night before
Gave me quite a fright, as the clock struck four.
Thinking of me as another meal made her real happy.
I had to inform her: I taste So Nano-Crappy.
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Walking over by the vampire's mansion, singing on a lark.
I came upon a curious isolated patch of dark.
I stuck my arm in but to my horror it came out all askew.
A little girl cried out, "Delicious! I'll take the other too!"
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I run a store in the middle of the night.
I flap my wings to the smell that's just right.
Let me sing this song for the lost and the poor.
Then blinded you'll be for that's a night sparrow's law!
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Bonus track!
I know many people, they're different like that
One is angry all the time, the other may be a cat
Here at shrinemaiden, we are a complete crew
We are so complete that we even have a bunch of jews
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Have - a - bunch - of - Jeeeeeeeeeews! Not an awkward way to end a hoedown in the least.
Alright! Alright! I get it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBpp42_VVtQ&feature=player_embedded#t=127) Thanks to those of you who did participate. Your banjo playing skills are finer than a southern belle daintily sippin' a mint julep on a Kentucky plantation. Not to mention that the moonshine you guys made which I totally didn't help - and later uh, 'unhelped' :< :< :<
- myself to last night was spectacular.
Anyway, I told you that game to tell you this one. If the simpler stuff is more fun, I've got one. It's time for PRO (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE9NmXpXfLs)PS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgU9o5n_U7k)
What I'm gonna do is present to you with two different objects. Your job is radically misinterpret WHAT THEY ARE and THEIR INTENDED USE, whether you choose to use one, the other, or both. There's a bit of a visual component here, so be creative when you create your mental picture. Or be so daring as to break out Create.swf yourself for extra 'points', but those things are worth as much as Merlin's solo albums. They just aren't worth a thing.
So here's the first round! The props are:
Flandre's Laevatein!
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1846/propslaev.th.jpg) (http://img257.imageshack.us/i/propslaev.jpg/)
...And Sakuya's pads!
(http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/7641/propspad.th.jpg) (http://img28.imageshack.us/i/propspad.jpg/)
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got bodies to clean up. And I hope I'm imageshacking right. :derp:
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Care of Nameless Quest:
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9639/evilnitori2.th.png) (http://img17.imageshack.us/i/evilnitori2.png/)
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This is the weirdest tetherball pole I've ever seen. And doesn't it kind of need a... tether?
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Rinnosuke: "Saukya, why do you have a cup in your closet? Is there something you need to tell us?"
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EPIC BATTLE!
(http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8431/padoption.th.png) (http://img834.imageshack.us/i/padoption.png/)
Even Flan has to work.
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1972/flippingburgers.th.png) (http://img18.imageshack.us/i/flippingburgers.png/)
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My humble submission.
(http://s2.postimage.org/11d2mn0x0/broomateinn.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/11dcjv3vo/)
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Why would I sleep instead of making these?
(http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2416/padballfield3.th.png) (http://img192.imageshack.us/i/padballfield3.png/)
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(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/th_SuikaFortress.png) (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/KimikoMuffin/SuikaFortress.png)
I was going to use ImageShack, but the result was 1. shrunk down to a much smaller resolution, and 2. about five times as big.
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A quick thing I put together. (I think I've gotten the hang of this program now.)
http://i55.tinypic.com/2us8izt.jpg (http://i55.tinypic.com/2us8izt.jpg)
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New fairy maid: "So these are the boats Flandre uses for her dolls in the bathtub, right?"
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I'm ruined for marriage ;_;
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Special signature edition:
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/810/metapadman2.png
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I'm ruined for marriage.
Horribly amusing.
"Hi Ho, Laevatein! Away!"
Something is clogging the tub? Flandre, get the snake out; and Sakuya, stop using those as loofahs!
Gives a new meaning to Padded Armor.
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I'm surprised no one did something like this yet.
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/9628/laevyuukaclock.th.png) (http://img109.imageshack.us/i/laevyuukaclock.png/)
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Finally made one.
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2m79mkh_th.png) (http://i56.tinypic.com/2m79mkh.png)
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Okay, I'm well overdue for the next set. They are:
Myon!
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/1376/propsmyon.th.jpg) (http://img708.imageshack.us/i/propsmyon.jpg/)
And a Yukari gap!
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6218/propsgap.th.jpg) (http://img96.imageshack.us/i/propsgap.jpg/)
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Warm Cuddly Gap Scarf!
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4885/warmbyakurengapscarf.th.png) (http://img228.imageshack.us/i/warmbyakurengapscarf.png/)
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The secret is out!
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4881/shockg.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/i/shockg.png/)
China's new weapon!
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/1082/gapchaku.th.png) (http://img695.imageshack.us/i/gapchaku.png/)
And what obviously happened after
(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/3325/gapchaku2.th.png) (http://img813.imageshack.us/i/gapchaku2.png/)
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And so, Aya & Hatate found a very odd scene...
Part 1: http://i51.tinypic.com/141ntid.png (http://i51.tinypic.com/141ntid.png)
Part 2: http://i55.tinypic.com/2d7hf1v.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/2d7hf1v.png)
Part 3: http://i54.tinypic.com/1z5k8jl.png (http://i54.tinypic.com/1z5k8jl.png)
Part 4: http://i55.tinypic.com/10yl2dh.jpg (http://i55.tinypic.com/10yl2dh.jpg)
Sorry for the wait; creating stuff is so fun. XD
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Myon: *gets Myon on a stick, holding it out* It'll take a while to roast this thing.
Yukari's Gap: Look in my eyes... ALL of my eyes... This take too long for hypnosis to set in.
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*parse "Myon and Yukari's gap"*
"Hey, that's mine! Give it back!" "What!? No way, that's mine! Hey, leggo!" "What!? No! It's mine! Give it to me!" "Shaddap, it's mine! Stop that!" "YOU stop that, it's mine!!"
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And so, Aya & Hatate found a very odd scene...
Part 1: http://i51.tinypic.com/141ntid.png (http://i51.tinypic.com/141ntid.png)
Part 2: http://i55.tinypic.com/2d7hf1v.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/2d7hf1v.png)
Part 3: http://i54.tinypic.com/1z5k8jl.png (http://i54.tinypic.com/1z5k8jl.png)
Part 4: http://i55.tinypic.com/10yl2dh.jpg (http://i55.tinypic.com/10yl2dh.jpg)
Sorry for the wait; creating stuff is so fun. XD
Oh that was enjoyable.
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y r it shot banans???
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Oh man I had the best idea last night and now I forgot so you get this.
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8916/myonsickle.th.png) (http://img842.imageshack.us/i/myonsickle.png/)
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Alright! One more shameless bump and we'll see how things go from here. The next props are:
Suika's gourd o' liquor!
(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/5263/propsbooze.th.jpg) (http://img828.imageshack.us/i/propsbooze.jpg/)
and Utsuho's third leg!
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/200/propsleg3.th.jpg) (http://img87.imageshack.us/i/propsleg3.jpg/)
And dammit Shadoweh, images can be bigger than a postage stamp!
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But I like stamps.. okay then ^^
Also I'm not sorry.
(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5062/sakuyagourdpad.th.png) (http://img146.imageshack.us/i/sakuyagourdpad.png/)
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Wrong Gourd Flan! Wrong Goooourd! Also: Both in one picture!
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1138/flancooking.th.png) (http://img251.imageshack.us/i/flancooking.png/)
Katachi totally opened the floodgates to allow other objects
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My posts are getting longer and longer.
Meanwhile, at the bar...
Part 1: http://i56.tinypic.com/6pti88.png (http://i56.tinypic.com/6pti88.png)
Part 2: http://i55.tinypic.com/detooi.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/detooi.png)
Part 3: http://i53.tinypic.com/10f2qoi.png (http://i53.tinypic.com/10f2qoi.png)
Part 4: http://i53.tinypic.com/2gw6vkm.png (http://i53.tinypic.com/2gw6vkm.png)
Part 5: http://i55.tinypic.com/a5dr2b.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/a5dr2b.png)
Part 6: http://i55.tinypic.com/2e38njm.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/2e38njm.png)
Part 7: http://i56.tinypic.com/121tpw9.png (http://i56.tinypic.com/121tpw9.png)
Part 8: http://i54.tinypic.com/23m8sj8.png (http://i54.tinypic.com/23m8sj8.png)
Part 9: http://i55.tinypic.com/2qmngur.png (http://i55.tinypic.com/2qmngur.png)
Part 10: http://i56.tinypic.com/zjy05x.png (http://i56.tinypic.com/zjy05x.png)
Go on, guess what I based it from. :3
If you want to know what Cirno said... tneh aer duknr yuo :derp:
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"Hey! Hey Gourd!"
"For Pete's sake, shut up!"
"Don't you mean 'for Pete's sak??' Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
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Alright, considering interest, I might just add up the points and call it a day. I have LOTS of posts, to go through, so gimme some time. I'll probably think up something special for the 'winner' though.
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We are waiting warmly for your... urm... wise judgement? :ohdear:
Whatever happens, this has been fun. Real fun. XD
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We still have the credits reading, man. It's nowhere done yet!
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I think I made more pictures in this thread then for any forum ever.
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Final game should be Irish Drinking Song of course
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So, yeah, all things considered, I think it was best to end it here to avoid beating a dead horse. If we were to do the other games that Whose Line did well, it would not only pigeonhole the thread into RPG, but far more importantly, severely limit participation if I didn't change the games to something else entirely. Still, good times had by all, yeah?
So time to dish out the 'rewards'! You think everyone's getting just the typical 1000 points? Aw, HEEEEEEEELL naw! You're getting different numbers of points! And different kinds to boot! All participants (I hope. I double-checked.) are listed below in alphabetical order-ish. I mighta borked up your preferred name based on your current one because I just didn't manage to find it or was too lazy to do any sleuthing. If that's the case, /me dons a pair of trousers on his noggin
deal with it.
9th Zentillion has earned 1/10^303 Zen points!
Admiral Skye has earned 345 General Earthe points!
Amaterasu has earned 4 Tenderness points!
Andrewv42 has earned 42 What Happened To The Previous 41 Versions points!
Axman32 has earned 31 You Have My Sword Bow Catapult Frying Pan Zucchini Axe points!
Bob has earned 172 -omb points!
Caedo has earned 42 De Fenestra points!
Choja has earned 867 'Zat Some Sorta Dog points!
Colt has earned .45 Wes an' Smith points!
Conqueror has earned 987 Happy Smile points!
Doll.S has earned 104 People Like This (Thumbs Up) points!
Dular has earned 7 The Turtles Invented Dular Wielding points!
Edible has earned 101 Incredible Egg points!
Flash has earned 725 Cut, Fly, and Surf points!
Fragile has earned 652 This Side Up points!
Gpop has earned 3 Licks To The Center Of A Tootsie points!
Greenvirus has earned 88 Times Cooler Than The Flu Virus points!
GuardianTempest has earned 44 Kamikaze's Kid Brother points!
HakureiSM has earned 966 Miko = Polish Flag points!
Hanged Hourai has earned 150 cm in Increased Height points!
Headcrabs has earned Enough To Avoid MJP's Crowbar points!
Iryan has earned 3 Isaac Ryanov points!
J.O.B has earned 3399 Even In The Unemployment Line points!
JQ has earned 18 Jonny Quest points!
JT has earned 2 Humor points!
Kasunagi-no-Tsurugi has earned 347 Exploding Implosion points!
KimokoMuffin has earned 5 Oh, Baby! Offense Went Up By points!
Kips has earned 92 Kip To My Lou points!
Krim has earned 2 Yuber Wields The King Krimson points!
Letty/Mint has earned 3 Love points!
Luneth has earned 2 Silver Star Story points!
Manx has earned 769 Is That Some Sorta Wildcat points!
Marin has earned 7 Karin Why You Do Dis Mitsuru points!
Marukyuu^ has earned 4789 Rise's Psyche 'Revealed' points!
MJP has earned 1955 Michigan J. Phrog points!
Momiji has earned 200 yen's worth of Momi Momi Mo Mo Mi Mo points!
Myschi has earned 4897 Adverbally Noun points!
Naut has earned 347 Matthew Walker points!
Noodles has earned 543 Buckwheat points!
Odda C. has earned 297 It Took Me That Many Days To Get The Pun points!
OkashiiKisei has earned 1993 Okashii In The Membrane points!
Okuu has earned 12 Guess How I Cook My Eggs points!
Paper_Conan has earned 14 Rock The Barbarian points!
Patorikku has earned 100 Fist Of The Patrick Star points!
Pesco has earned 1.5 Cups Basil, 1/4 Cup Olive Oil, and 1/4 Cup Parmesean points!
Prisma has earned 5 Prisma Ranger points!
Purvis has earned 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Purvis points!
RDJ has earned 192 Rdj Raceeeeeeeer points!
Roukanken has earned 9 That's Avatar Is My Current Wallpaper points!
Ryuu has earned 7 Shenlong Summoning points!
Sammy-kun has earned 31 That's What I Called My Samael Persona In P3 points!
Sana has earned 1966 Sana-nana-nana-nana Batman points!
Sapz has earned 3 Greediness points!
Schezo has earned 437 Schezophrenia points!
Sect has earned 347959 Youtube Friend points!
SevenWhiteCats has earned 89 Prime Number points!
Shadoweh has earned -2977 Lux points!
Skyrocket has earned 682 Episodes Since Team Rocket First Tried To Catch Pikachu Seriously You Guys Need Help points!
Solais has earned 5020 Cirque Du points
Sophilia has earned 119 Hatter points!
Squidtentacle has earned 10 Are You Squiddin' Me? points!
Suikama has earned 1300 Dyslexic Sukima points!
Tamashii Kanjou has earned 32 Sweet! Maximum HP Went Up By points!
The-Adjective-Colossal has earned 16 Beware The Verb Wander points!
TheShim has earned 55 Big Time Shimmy Jim points!
Trance has earned 97 I Think Most People Preferred Limit Breaks points!
Triple Factorial has earned ln(e^1)*3! points!
Uncertain Kitten has earned 50000000 Hits On That Cat Youtube Video points!
Vic Viper has earned 2 Appetite points!
Visullimexed has earned 162 I'm Fresh Outta Ideas points!
Vivi has earned 1082 Anti Black Waltz points!
Whatthe has earned 4 #&@$! points!
YakumoSilver has earned 2 Honesty points!
Zengar has earned 9999 Somewhat Ultimate Samurai points!
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Man, that was a lot of points to dish out, so I guess it merits a DP. Anyway, the winner is... Shadoweh! (kermitthefrogyay.gif goes here)
With special mention to runners up Dular and Zengar. I think the props bit is what really did it. Shadoweh, by the power vested in me by this site, I bestow upon you the rank and title of "Member". Congratulations! Well done in general, guys. Hope ya had as much fun as I did!
Final game should be Irish Drinking Song of course
Sure why not. Wish I could remember what I did with my MotK Irish Drinking Song.
One more game before the credits! Because it just wouldn't fit otherwise, it's the Oni Irish Drin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4D1htaBxwk)king Song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xglZ8UTq5Fg&feature=related) What we're gonna do is sing an Irish drinking song one line at a time, and this time I'll be joining in. Each 8 line verse has it's 2nd and 4th lines, plus 6th and 8th lines rhyme. While there is no general rule to the length of each line, the even lines are typically 1 or 2 syllables shorter than the line preceding it. After the 8th line, the chorus kicks in, and repeats. As always, we go until folks seem to get sick of things. SO!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie dai!
I went drinkin' with the oni,
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The shorter one it was,
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Ate plenty of cheese and macaroni,
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And wound up with a sake buzz.
HURR I totally forgot only the 2nd and 4th, then 6th and 8th lines have to rhyme and that the "aidie daidie dai" bit comes in every 8 lines. I'll fix that.
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Everything went upside down,
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*Shadoweh sits in Reddyne's chair and plays with the buttons*
I always wanted to be a member! I'm so happy! I.. Wait.
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/me does an awkward jig in the background
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And Suika was wobbly too,
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So when Yuugi went to town,
(and that 162 will be the one I'll treasure most)
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Brawlings what she do!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie dai!
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Yuugi started her own Fight Club,
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Though she don't need no club to thrash,
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Everyone did gather round her,
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彼女に中出し！
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She pummeled Drake for that last line,
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And threw him off a bridge,
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Too bad the bridge was Parsee's
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oh well; Drake's been lynched.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie dai!
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We shared a few drinks with Parsee,
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She's a really light drinker,
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Seems like I am neither,
'cause we can't sing proper verse
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But she don't care what you think o' her.
That one a bit tough to really make and put in context.
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Tipsy after a Temple, and drunk off of Palmer,
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Suika's melon sure was off-kilter,
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And more booze ain't gonna calm 'er!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie dai!
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I woke up the next morning,
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Feelin' like I had been beaten
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Naked in a dumpster in Former Hell,
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From a somersault scoring a perfect ten!
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I marched my arse back to the pub
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Yet I thought one little thing was amiss:
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The entire place smelled like vaporub,
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Parsee and Yuugi had a kiss!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie, daidie dai!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, aidie, daidie, daidie, daiiiiidiiiieeee, daaaaiiiiidiiiieeeee, DAAAAIIIII!!!!
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Yaaaaaaaay! Well done!
Now to finish it off, it's time for the sacred READING OF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0rcCaCR3DA) THE CREDITS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfFLZSm94M)
What we're going to do is read off the different names of people who participated in the thread by picking a name or names and incorporating them into a scene. Once again, the participants list is right here (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php/topic,8417.msg574229.html#msg574229) and the scene is ZUN MAKING TEN DESIRES USING THE MAIDENS OF MOTK. Repeats are OK and we'll just leave things as-is when everyone's had enough. Alright? GO!
"Let's see. So I have Vic Viper as the stage 3 boss with the purple and orange goth-loli dress. I've finally finished her theme song, Triple Factorial, and her danmaku are based around Noodles."
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"Well, This Kippy fellow seems like a pretty cool guy. Hell, He's so cool, I'm going to give him curvy lasers and beer shaped danmaku."
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"Yukliwood? I guess I can sneak her in as a death-fairy."
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"Flash? I think this calls for some seizure-inducing bullets."
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"Flash? I think this calls for some seizure-inducing bullets."
"SWEET RAVE DAMAKU" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFSa_Mrs3_c)
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Roukanken? Goddamn, this is the part where the players face THEIR OWN ATTACKS! :D
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Gpop tried to make ten stages while I wasn't looking, it's now Touhou 13.5.
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"I am totally going to ask all the guys from MotK's Garage to contribute their best danmaku for this game. Maybe adding Sariel and Konngara as throwback bonus bosses would be a good idea..."
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"I am totally going to ask all the guys from MotK's Garage to contribute their best danmaku for this game. Maybe adding Sariel and Konngara as throwback bonus bosses would be a good idea..."
This sounds awesome!
In fact, I am going to get danmakufu and play your scripts RIGHT NOW!!!
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"Dammit, I can't get muffin-shaped danmaku to look right!"
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"...I can't make a hobo look adorable. Game's cancelled."
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"...I can't make a hobo look adorable. Game's cancelled."
Nevermind games back on! (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=hobo#/d1gs7h5)
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"Axes? AND MEN!? IN MY TOUHOU!? Bah, I'll just place him in one of the groups of Bakebake ghosts, no one will see the difference."
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"Amaterasu teams up with Aya and Hatate as bosses of Stage 4, in a Prismriver-style danmaku battle!"
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"Let's have Youmu with a Zengar Zombolt spell card. Cleaving evil like it was no thing!"
"Amaterasu teams up with Aya and Hatate as bosses of Stage 4, in a Prismriver-style danmaku battle!"
Pleaseohgodnomoreayaffs
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"Amaterasu teams up with Aya and Hatate as bosses of Stage 4, in a Prismriver-style danmaku battle!"
P-Prism...rivers...*eye twitches as I try to suppress my rage at the poltergeists*
Anyway, since I don't know much else to do with my own actual username...(since I likes me my numbers that were there and all...)
"Hm...If the players get a lot of Point items, they're probably pretty good... I should give them a special challenge when they have...*uses an RNG between 1,000-2,000* 1790 point items, and have a powerful extra enemy pop up after the final boss if they have enough... It'll give me a good chance to try out that time-slowing-and-stopping curvy-laser-using enemy I've been thinking of..."
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"People will have to act like they know who Koun Ryu Sui is until they beat her."
"Curvy lasers cover the bottom screen, like waves... it's like she's taking them for a ride!"
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"Hmm... what would another great crossover would happen? A earthbound reference? But how can I make pig mask danmaku?"
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"What the hell is a e we?"
"Oh hey, this Nobu guy had his first liquored related blackout. Man, I've lost count..."
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"Today was pretty Colt, I hope I don't get a Virus because I've been feeling Fragile. Better finish up this Colassal Guardian Tempest mid-boss worth 9 Zentillion points and get something Edible, like a Muffin, before moving on to the next Sect. These Sapz are Dull-ar to program, it's giving me a Headcrabs, and making me see Reddyne; Hakurei can easily Bob-omb through it too. Sometimes I'm Ryuu-lly Uncertain about this JOB, other times inspiration strikes like SevenWhiteCats, and I'm Admiral Skye on Cloud Naut, cranking out a Caedo of code to the Manx."
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"Today was pretty Colt, I hope I don't get a Virus because I've been feeling Fragile. Better finish up this Colassal Guardian Tempest mid-boss worth 9 Zentillion points and get something Edible, like a Muffin, before moving on to the next Sect. These Sapz are Dull-ar to program, it's giving me a Headcrabs, and making me see Reddyne; Hakurei can easily Bob-omb through it too. Sometimes I'm Ryuu-lly Uncertain about this JOB, other times inspiration strikes like SevenWhiteCats, and I'm Admiral Skye on Cloud Naut, cranking out a Caedo of code to the Manx."
Thank you.
You made my day.
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"Koishi's gonna make a return..."
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"Okay, this one is a tsukumogami that is a bag of milk that came to life due to being left standing around for centuries."
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"Okay, this one is a tsukumogami that is a bag of milk that came to life due to being left standing around for centuries."
Seconded. :V
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"Eh, I dunno. A youkai that can get anyone else's abilities? That goes a bit far even for Touhou standards."
"I'll treat you to another twenty beers."
"It's in."
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"So the fans want Mima back? I guess I can put her as a sprite that randomly appears in the BG and that'll make them happy."
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"Wonder if I an get a shirt like that Neuromancer guy?"
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"I've milked the entire male market dry..."
"Oh right!! Now is a great time to insert this new boy character I've been stowing away for so long. And he'll be so cute and feminine, I'll get cash from BOTH sexes!! I'm sure that lad won't mind if some changes....."
"Oi!! Ya can't do that!!"
"Relax, you're not going to be in a dress, in fact you even have a nice military feel to it!"
"Tempting....."
"Your bait is loose."
"Theme is called 'Succumb to Redemption ~ Freedom of the Outcast
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"Dammit, you win."
Yeah I got carried away, couldn't help myself really.
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Alternatively....
Ten Desires Boss Roster(Wow)
Battle-Roid JQ-1790: Desire for Emotions
Admiral Skye and the Amaterasu: Desire for Peace
Kimiko the Muffin-Baker: Desire for _________
Rou Kanken: Desire for ______(Something relating to Rou-tan)
Kogasa!?: Desire for Amusement
The Hanged Hourai: Desire for Resurrection
Guardian of Tempests: Desire for Redemption
Mima: Desire for....Followers!?
Ryuu: Desire to be a True Warrior
and Reddyne: The Unknown Desire
I just realized Iryan is a letter away from Bryan....Bryan Fury.
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I did not see a Desire for Sarcasm or Desire for Kippy there.
Out.
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Well I need ideas......I'm kinda depleted that time.