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Tengukami

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #60 on: August 11, 2012, 05:34:49 AM »
What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?

I think that'd be a natural choice for both of them, given that, like you said, there's a not-too-subtle plot the Moriya shine is hatching to try and rival the Hakurei Shrine in terms of Gensokyo's seat of power. I think the struggle between the two is not just political but spiritual. Comparing the shrine maidens of each, Sanae is a modern girl newly arrived to Gensokyo, while Reimu - having lived her life in Gensokyo - represents a more old-fashioned mentality.

Things have taken a detour from this conflict, though, as the spiritual composite of Gensokyo becomes more mixed, thanks to common enemies. In UFO and Ten Desires, shrine maidens from both are investigating interlopers bringing new spiritual faiths into Gensokyo. The Hakurei Shrine and the Moriya Shrine both have a vested interest in getting the better of the newcomers while leaving their opponents at a disadvantage.

I think if the Hakurei Shrine and its allies mean to survive, the major players there will have to put aside their differences, swallow their pride, and form a concerted effort to retain control of Gensokyo. That would include, I think, Reimu agreeing to let herself become a channel for Yukari - a whole new united front. It's getting pretty medieval up in Gensokyo.

What if the person buried under the cherry tree was Youmu?

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2012, 06:02:44 AM »
FIRE HER ONBASHIRA MISSILES OF DOOM AT THE DEFENSELESS HAKUREI SHRINE! @_@ Gensokyo will then be ripe for the taking!
I'm pretty sure destroying the shrine just makes Reimu homeless. No harm done... to the border.

What if Reimu became Yukari's shikigami?
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What if the person buried under the cherry tree was Youmu?
Oh? Well, then... I guess that's all we really wanted to figure out with this whole stealing spring thing... no hard feelings?

What if the batteries in the Sword of Hisao died?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2012, 07:22:24 AM »
What if the batteries in the Sword of Hisao died?
Tenshi would be pestering Nitori day-in and day-out to get a replacement. Nitori or Rinnosuke. Yeah, it'd probably get messy either way. >_>



What if mathematics in Gensokyo occured through the use of imaginary numbers?
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Imosa

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2012, 07:45:27 AM »
What if mathematics in Gensokyo occured through the use of imaginary numbers?
-9i, yo!
Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.

What if there were buses in Gensokyo?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2012, 09:11:59 AM »
Then they'd be dodging bullets from more directions then their coordinate plane has room for.

What if there were buses in Gensokyo?

Cirno would still not be able to come up with an answer.

What if Genji turns out to be the deity of the Hakurei Shrine?
...hey wait a moment, there's a serious hypothesis in that one...

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2012, 12:12:42 PM »
Genji would've disappeared due to a lack in faith after EoSD is released, causing him to completely vanish without a trace.
Wait...he already vanished without a trace...


Whatever, what if Nitori got everyone in Gensokyo a home Internet connection?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #66 on: August 11, 2012, 03:20:23 PM »
Whatever, what if Nitori got everyone in Gensokyo a home Internet connection?
All the people of Gensokyo would create an account in Youtube and start to troll the users


What if the Saigyou Ayakashi isn't more a youkai cherry tree and become a youkai coconut tree?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #67 on: August 11, 2012, 07:30:10 PM »
What about that small pond near the Hakurei Shri--bah, forget it.

It would look way out of place; Yuyuko would have to steal summer to make it grow.


What if Japan was the only thing that was keeping the Youkai from making a re-appearance in the outside world?

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #68 on: August 11, 2012, 07:46:52 PM »
What if Japan was the only thing that was keeping the Youkai from making a re-appearance in the outside world?
BOMB JAPAN! :D
(Now look what you've gone and made me say...)

Only wait, wouldn't doing that explode the youkai as well? Hrm. This'll take some thought...



What if Remilia got locked out of the SDM during the day?


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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2012, 08:06:35 PM »
Sakuya would let her in.

What if Nitori gave the SDM a game console and Flandre played Call of Duty?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #70 on: August 12, 2012, 03:37:24 AM »
Flandre will likely rage and destroy the console. If not, she'll likely invite Kaguya to challenge her in a match.

What if the Lunarians conquered Gensokyo completely?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #71 on: August 12, 2012, 05:53:53 PM »
There would be a gathering of representatives from all branches of Gensokyou representing all of the species, they would make a collective decision whether to stay under Lunarian rule or to flee and allow the Hakurei Barrier to dissove taking Gensokyou with it.

What if Gensokyou held their own Olympic Games?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #72 on: August 12, 2012, 05:55:59 PM »
Certain competitors will be banned from certain events due to them having too much of an advantage in those particular events (Yuugi and Suika in weightlifting, Nitori in swimming, etc.)

What if yukkuris are canon?

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #73 on: August 12, 2012, 07:10:16 PM »
The fandom would shrink considerably. Nobody likes Yukkuris.
Nobody. :colbert:

What if fanon characters became canon, provided they had a decent backstory and/or were popular enough?

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« Reply #74 on: August 12, 2012, 08:05:02 PM »
Complete madness would ensue. Touhou fans would kill themselves trying to keep up with the massive amounts of new lore.

What if... Patchouli was in good health?

Imosa

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2012, 08:14:52 PM »
What if... Patchouli was in good health?
This (danbooru)

What if troll Eirin put the Horai Elixir into Gensokyo's water supply.

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #76 on: August 13, 2012, 01:07:43 AM »
Gensokyo. Is. ETERNALLLL!!!!!

What if Reimu used her donations box like Solid Snake and snuck around Gensokyo underneath it?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #77 on: August 13, 2012, 01:40:11 AM »
She would be nigh unstoppable. And Yukari would be La Clown.

What if Mystia isn't the one causing blindness in people she sings to, but is just taking the credit for it?

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #78 on: August 13, 2012, 05:05:56 PM »
Her Lamprey selling business would then actually be legit.

What if Yuyuko wasn't corporeal and couldn't touch things?
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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #79 on: August 13, 2012, 05:15:33 PM »
"Youmu, go change the channel"
"Youmu, go figure out how make food I can eat, I'm hungry"
"Youmu, I want to go sparrow hunting"

What if Kaguya played Imperishable Night?

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« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2012, 06:20:13 PM »
She'd spend day after day perfecting the extra stage in the most comprehensive way possible.

What if alcohol possessed no intoxicating properties in Gensokyo?

Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2012, 06:56:09 PM »
Then Suika wouldn't be drunk and everyone would probably increase their sake intake at parties.

What if Suika decided to help Shizuha with the leaves in the fall?

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« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2012, 07:59:56 PM »
Autum wouldn't arrive steadily over several weeks, it'd arrive in a night. Like a blanket of snow but orange and brown and red.

What if the SDM had become a floating island in Scarlet Weather Rapsody?
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« Reply #83 on: August 14, 2012, 08:32:20 AM »
She'd spend day after day perfecting the extra stage in the most comprehensive way possible.

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2012, 03:26:30 PM »
What if the SDM had become a floating island in Scarlet Weather Rapsody?
Remilia would begin an areal battle with the Palanquin Ship (once it appeared). Also who needs a mist when you can blot out the sun with your house.

What if Orin decided to lower her standard and take living bodies as well as dead ones.

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« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2012, 03:53:03 PM »
She goes from Grave Robber to Cradle Robber. Or Retirement Home Burgler.

What if Santa Claus found himself in Gensokyou?
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« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2012, 05:21:05 PM »
Everyone would think Rinnosuke got fat.


What if Youmu's Ghost-half's tail got rubbed? (IYKWIM)

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #87 on: August 15, 2012, 10:52:24 AM »
Youmu gets aroused.

What if Reisen's eyes are actually Mystic Eyes of Lunacy?
And then a sacked Sakuya told everyone that Flandre was one of her ex-bosses

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #88 on: August 15, 2012, 10:56:47 AM »
Reisen would be wearing glasses at all times. Except when she gets serious.

What if youkai devoured other youkai? Would they still be punished by Reimu?

Imosa

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Re: What If... (Ver 2.0 + MORE EXPLOSIONS)
« Reply #89 on: August 15, 2012, 09:42:16 PM »
What if youkai devoured other youkai? Would they still be punished by Reimu?
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What if Reimu, Marisa, Alice, and Yukari, all played a game of D&D with Cirno as the DM.