Author Topic: OMNOMNOM K4u! This is Shadoweh Quest 3!  (Read 26273 times)

Bardiche

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OMNOMNOM K4u! This is Shadoweh Quest 3!
« on: September 09, 2011, 03:48:12 AM »
> You are Shadoweh, Defence Attorney extra-ordinaire, heroine of justice and vigilant defender of truth.
> Also an avid Mafia player, but nobody really cares about that.

> It's a clear summer morning. Well, summer's almost ending. Time for school; it almost makes you sad! No Mafia games to play! So sad! No Kittens to charm. So sad! No MotK! So sad!
> Well, today's your last free day. You might as well make the best of it.

> It's 8:10 AM.

> Your possessions include Mysterious Badge, a wallet with 10 dollars and the key to your apartment room.
> Your room is a tiny 8 by 8 metres, but big enough for your needs.

> There's a telephone, a computer, your dresser and bed, and a painting you made of Kitten4u. Everyone says it looks like an apple, but to you, it's Kitten4u.

>_
« Last Edit: September 19, 2011, 03:39:12 AM by Bardiche »

Conqueror

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2011, 03:51:16 AM »
>Pocket wallet and key.
>Examine the badge and press it.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2011, 03:55:53 AM »
>Manifest a Stand

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2011, 04:07:50 AM »
> There's a telephone, a computer, your dresser and bed, and a painting you made of Kitten4u. Everyone says it looks like an apple, but to you, it's Kitten4u.

> "I always thought her face looked somewhat spherical."

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2011, 04:03:13 PM »
>Pocket wallet and key.
>Examine the badge and press it.

> You take your wallet and key, put 'em in your pyjama pockets and then take the badge and press it.
> Nothing happens.

>Manifest a Stand

> You try to manifest a stand, but you don't have any magical powers. Silly you, that only happens in anime and manga.

> "I always thought her face looked somewhat spherical."

> Absolutely.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 04:24:37 PM »
>Abilities
>Relationships. Who can we call on our phone?
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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »
>Take a dip in lake superior, to feel superior.

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Conqueror

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 06:16:55 PM »
>Boot up your computer and log on to MotK.
>If that doesn't work, yell at your connection until it stops dropping.
>Pocket the painting for future motivation.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Pesco

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 06:23:26 PM »
> Seek to acquire a mic

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 08:09:29 PM »
>Abilities

> You can uh, squee. And sing. And drop your connection like a bad habit.
> You're just a regular college student, you really don't have many skills.

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>Relationships. Who can we call on our phone?

> You're single and ronery.

>Take a dip in lake superior, to feel superior.

> You'll get on that, once you've figured out where lake superior is.

>Boot up your computer and log on to MotK.
>If that doesn't work, yell at your connection until it stops dropping.

> You boot up your computer, start up whatever crappy browser you use and point the navigation to the Shrinemaidens.org.
> Success! You arrive at the nice, blue (ohgodwhyisitBLUE!) forum layout. A few clicks later it's black, because you're such a pro hacker with l33t layout skills.
> Or a really useful plugin.

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>Pocket the painting for future motivation.

> You don't have a bag of holding, so you can't quite pocket it.

> Seek to acquire a mic

> You HAVE a mic, damnit! It's just your connection that fails!
> ... You resolve to buy a mic regardless.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 09:14:06 PM »
> You boot up your computer, start up whatever crappy browser you use and point the navigation to the Shrinemaidens.org.
> Success! You arrive at the nice, blue (ohgodwhyisitBLUE!) forum layout. A few clicks later it's black, because you're such a pro hacker with l33t layout skills.
> Or a really useful plugin.
> Firefox! Because foxes are cute. ^_^V Change the layout to our custom made My Little Pony pink and purple layout. Because pink is the best.
> Do we have any friends? Like say, Kitten4u? If we're not friends why do we have a painting of her on the desk?
> Open dresser and search.


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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 09:16:27 PM »
> Go profile-stalking

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 09:17:27 PM »
> Are we suffering?
> If yes, then keep suffering
> If no, then start being suffering
> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 09:25:43 PM »
> Firefox! Because foxes are cute. ^_^V Change the layout to our custom made My Little Pony pink and purple layout. Because pink is the best.

> MotK is now eyeblindingly pink for you.

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> Do we have any friends? Like say, Kitten4u? If we're not friends why do we have a painting of her on the desk?

> You're a stalker, admiring her from afar. Sadly, you'll never earn her love.

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> Open dresser and search.

> There's only clothes in your dresser.

> Go profile-stalking

> But where to start?

> Are we suffering?
> If yes, then keep suffering
> If no, then start being suffering
> /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

> You don't know how to suffer.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 09:30:19 PM »
> Wait, why are we awake at 8:10 am? We haven't slept yet, have we?
> Let's start with the profiles of all our favorite mafia players, like Kitten4u, Zakeri, Conqueror and Serpentarius. Are we in a mafia game right now?
> Check inbox for any messages from other mafia players or possible clients.


Kitten4u: "I'll say it plainly: THERE IS NO WAY SHADOWEH IS SCUM!" - A Balanced Game of Mafia

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 09:34:48 PM »
> Wait, why are we awake at 8:10 am? We haven't slept yet, have we?

> You have! You just woke up exceptionally early today. For you, anyway. Normal people rise and shine at 6.

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> Let's start with the profiles of all our favorite mafia players, like Kitten4u, Zakeri, Conqueror and Serpentarius. Are we in a mafia game right now?

> You begin stalking their profiles and posts. Man, you can just SEE the scum drooping off of them. Except Zakeri. He hasn't posted in the game yet, even though it's Day3.
> You were killed D1 by Bardiche, who opened by dayvigging you.

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> Check inbox for any messages from other mafia players or possible clients.

> You've no messages whatsoever. Your role PM of Survivor looks like it's suffering.

>_

Pesco

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 09:38:31 PM »
> Go QQ in the graveyard

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 09:41:00 PM »
> Go QQ in the graveyard

> You would, but there's apparently no graveyard.

>_

ActionDan

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 09:41:39 PM »
Go QQ in thread anyway.

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Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2011, 09:45:30 PM »
Go QQ in thread anyway.

> You get the sense that one of your brain molecules has been infected with a deadly Wheatley syndrome, constantly fueling you with bad ideas and terrible propositions.
> Henceforth you decide to ignore all bad suggestions.

>_

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2011, 12:27:14 AM »
> Exit the room

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2011, 08:39:07 PM »
> Exit the room

> Outside it is!

> You open the door and briskly step outside.
> There's a dazzlingly bright sun glaring down at you from above. A perfectly blue, cloudless sky, with not a hint of wind to feel. It's humid, warm and uncomfortable. You're reminded all at once why you normally sleep until evening, ugh.

> You could go down the street towards the supermarket, or you could possibly go to your school. It's also okay to wander around the nearby woods, but all the stories you've heard about them kinda make you think it's not really smart for a lonely little girl like you to wander blindly into them. Junkies, corpses and victims of you-know-what; the news has been flooding with reports of them all originating from the woods.
> If you go, you should probably get a buddy to tag along, or some kind of weapon. Not that it's that easy to get a gun at this hour and this day, but there's probably something else you can find somewhere and if not, well, you don't have to go to the woods.
> It's a perfectly fine idea to hang out at the school grounds while you've nothing to do anyway, or head to the nearby supermarket.
> Come to think of it, you're running low on eggs. And flour. And bread. And potatoes. And, hell, just about everything. You're low on everything. When was the last time you went for groceries anyway?

>_

ActionDan

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2011, 08:45:49 PM »
>go to the local pump to fill up on gas.  It's what we run on.  We are only assuming the shape of organic matter to look normal until our animatronic self recieves the order to rise in rebellion against mankind.

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Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2011, 09:20:10 PM »
>Delusions

> You're still ignoring the stream of terrible ideas.

>_

ActionDan

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2011, 09:33:04 PM »
>our left brain is having trouble.  We always suspected that eating neoserela's brains would be a bad idea.  Hm.  Let's go to the supermarche to buy something to eat before we have to rely on getting drunk.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2011, 09:37:50 PM »
>Stock up on groceries so we can have a steak dinner for later. Store them in our apartment.
>Check cash reserves.
>Go hang out on school grounds, see if we can get any information.
>While doing all this, look for anything that can be used as a weapon.
>Smile at all the cats we meet along the way.


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Bardiche

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2011, 09:48:26 PM »
>Hm.  Let's go to the supermarche to buy something to eat before we have to rely on getting drunk.
>Stock up on groceries so we can have a steak dinner for later. Store them in our apartment.

> An excellent plan. Although there hasn't yet been a problem you couldn't solve without being drunk, really. You have one logic centre, and that's one too many. Drowning it in copious amounts of liquid has long been your pastime and answer to all things bad. You really could go for a drink right now, but you've none in the house.

> It's Supermarket time! You're in the market for some steak. Mmmm, steak.
> When you arrive at the supermarket,  it's calm and peaceful. Looks like waking up early has one perk: the rest of the city's still asleep, so you won't need to wait in line for long. Or everyone's just at work. You've no idea. All you know is that it isn't a maelstrom of activity and ohgodwhat right now, and that's good enough.
> You bravely saunter to the steak section and reach for a steak. There are many steaks like it, but this one is yours. Without your steak, you are nothing. With your steak, you are still nothing, but at least you have steak.

> Is there anything else you need to get?

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>Check cash reserves.

> You check your wallet. Yep, the 10 dollars are still 10 dollars.

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>Go hang out on school grounds, see if we can get any information.
>While doing all this, look for anything that can be used as a weapon.
>Smile at all the cats we meet along the way.

> You would, but you're kind of in the middle of grocery shopping.

>_

ActionDan

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2011, 10:04:10 PM »
>the steak will most likely cost ~7$.  We need a drink.  We gotta be kewl ~2$.  And finally some candy.  We need this for barter agreements between us and little children.  We smirk when we remember how little johnny sprained his back washing our dishes, taking out the trash, and folding our laundry, all for a grand sum of two lolipops and a pixie stick.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2011, 10:09:54 PM »
> Buy candy with all the remaining money we have.

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Re: Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Shadoweh Quest 3!
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2011, 10:31:48 PM »
>Go to the potatoes, and be reminded of Dormio.
>Attempt to trade the painting of Kitten4u for our groceries.
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