Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Rumia's Party Games => Topic started by: Snaka on January 02, 2010, 08:01:33 PM
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Wolf Tengu Journeys
You are Momiji Inubashari! You are a white wolf tengu! You are on Youkai mountain, in
Aya's hut. Aya Shameimaru is your superior, and she often uses you as a recon for the bunbunmaru newspaper. She looks at you, frowning.
"Yes, Miss Aya?" You ask, a little nervously. Aya responds by looking at you again, and sighing. "Momiji, you failed. The scarlet devil mansion noticed our little trick and is now sueing us for all the money we have. And it's all your fault!" Your ears droop as you realise YOU HAVE FAILED. In your efforts to redeem yourself, Aya hands you a list of things you need to do. You then leave and return to your own hut. You gather a few of your most valuable possessions and then decide to set out, holding your list up high. Unfortunately, a crow comes out of nowhere and snatches it out of your hands! You have now lost the list, and are in a bit of a pickle.
Your inventory consists of:
- Tengu hat
- Tengu clothes
- Sword
- Shield
What now, you ask yourself?
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>quickly retrieve arms from under bed (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/)
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>quickly retrieve arms from under bed (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/)
>You reach under your bed, which consists of a duvet laid over a mattress of straw.
>You find no arms.
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>We already have our arms, stupid! Well, at least one, two if the shield counts.
>chase crow, blame Aya
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> Flip up skirt
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>We already have our arms, stupid! Well, at least one, two if the shield counts.
>chase crow, blame Aya
>You try to make out where the crow has gone, and assume it has flown to that rather large crow gathering located on top of the chief's hut.
>You pick the crow out, and try to get the crow by scrambling on top of the roof.
>They all fly away. The crow with your list in it's beak seems to be heading through the wilderness outside of the Moriya Shrine.
> Flip up skirt
>You'd rather leave that until Friday night, when the tengu club is on.
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> Scream despairingly into the wind.
> Go ask for another list?
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>You scream despairingly into the wind, which carries your voice all the way to Aya's hut. Many tengu look up at you, and then go back to what they were doing.
>Uh oh, she's coming out! You can't let her see you without the list, or she'll punish you for sure! Think, Momiji, think!
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> Jump into a bush and hide.
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>you jump into a rather leafy and twiggy bush, and lie low.
>Aya naturally flies straight past you, stops in midair, and wonders what she was doing. She remembers she was editing her newspaper, and goes back inside to do just that.
>You're clothes are now muddy and battered.
>You now have a few cuts and bruises.
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> Activate 'Puppy Eyes'
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>You activate your `puppy eyes`
>Numerous other wolf tengu walk by, and ask what's the matter.
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>Throw sword at fleeing crow with list.
>Say "uguu that crow stole my list that I need"
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>Throw sword at fleeing crow with list.
>Say "uguu that crow stole my list that I need"
>You run after the crow, and attempt to throw your sword at it. (too late to turn back now, haha)
>It *grazes* the crow, giving it a nasty scar.
>The crow drops down, lets go of the list, and promptly dies.
>"Uguu! That crow stole my list that I need." The wolf tengu nod and retrieve your list and sword for you.
>You now have Aya's List!!
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Yes!
>Retrieve sword.
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Yes!
>Retrieve sword.
>You retrieve your sword, and equip it.
>You thank the tengu and they go on their way.
>_
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> Check list.
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>Proceed to do first errand.
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> Check list.
>You check Aya's list.
>On Aya's list, there are several instructions:
- Ask Yukari for a bouncy castle
- Quality test Eirin's medicine
- Take pictures of Sleepy Gateguards
- Write an *in depth* article on Sanae Kotiya
>It's obvious Aya wants you hurt.
>Proceed to do first errand.
>Right, so how do you suggest we get a bouncy castle from Yukari?
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Ay specifically tells me to -ask- for a bouncy castle, not necessarily obtain one so
>Find Yukari
>Ask her for a Bouncy Castle
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Ay specifically tells me to -ask- for a bouncy castle, not necessarily obtain one so
>Find Yukari
>Ask her for a Bouncy Castle
>You look for yukari around the mountain.
>You don't find her, unfortunately.
>Maybe you should ask someone who knows where Yukari is.
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>Ask Aya where can I find Reimu, who should know where Yukari is.
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>Ask Aya where can I find Reimu, who should know where Yukari is.
>You zoom off with TENGU SPEED to Aya's tengu hut.
>As you walk in, you notice how especially clustered this place is. Photos are in piles, everywhere. Aya sits on her bed, methodically sorting through the pictures. You notice with great dismay she's looking at pictures of you at the friday club!
>Putting aside that for the moment, you ask Aya where Reimu would be.
>"Reimu? I think she's at her shrine, having tea. Yes, it's 6 o' clock, she must be. Just fly really far over the forest of magic, misty lake and human village, until you come to a little side trail. That leads to the hakurei shrine."
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> Fly to the trail and follow it to the shrine.
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> Fly to the trail and follow it to the shrine.
>Using TENGU SPEED you take off and start flying. As you look below you, you see the scenery flashing by. Soon you find the trail, and follow it to the shrine. You land nearby.
>The hakurei shrine is it's normal self. Reimu is sitting on the wooden deck, next to her donation box, sipping a cup of tea. She notices you, gets up, and calls out: "Aya sent you, didn't she? Well get the hell outta my shrine grounds, or I'll exterminate you!"
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> Scream for ice cream
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> Scream for ice cream
>You scream for ice cream.
>You can tell Reimu is getting annoyed.
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>Ask for Yukari's location
>Ready shield
>Bribe the Parser for Super Awesome Hax Shield
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>"Re, Reimu-san, stop! She wants me to annoy Yukari-san! I just want to know where to find her."
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> Flash for cash
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>Calm down, act politely and ask for the location of Yukari
(It's not like Reimu to go all "gtfo nao", btw. Just sayin')
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>Ask for Yukari's location
>Ready shield
>Bribe the Parser for Super Awesome Hax Shield
>Ask for Yukari's location
>Ready shield
>Bribe the Parser for Super Awesome Hax Shield
>Calm down, act politely and ask for the location of Yukari
>Reimu smiles at this, and invites you in to talk about it.
>You obtain: Cup of tea
>"Yukari? Last I saw her she was up in the clouds, talking to the celestial. Anyway, you got any donations on you?"
> Flash for cash
>The only people around are Reimu, and she's broke.(It's not like Reimu to go all "gtfo nao", btw. Just sayin')
>You are Momiji, Aya Shameimaru's loyal helper and often the one that does the in depth paparrazi. You also helped publish the Bunbunbaru Armpits edition.
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>Check pockets for change
>Give Reimu money if there is any
>If not, bow and thank Reimu for the Tea
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> Jump off a fucking cliff
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>Check pockets for change
>Give Reimu money if there is any
>If not, bow and thank Reimu for the Tea
>You rummage through your pockets and find some Yen, which you give to reimu. Reimu literally hugs you.
> Jump off a fucking cliff
>You don't see any cliffs, and don't know why you would want to jump off one.
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>"er..You're welcome"
>Fly to Heaven.
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> Note to kick Kuma in the bear trap
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>"er..You're welcome"
>Fly to Heaven.
>Reimu doesn't appear to be wanting to lay off her embrace, so you quickly ask for some tea and fly off when she goes to make some.
>You reach the world above the clouds: At the top of this peak is a flower filled field, seperated with other fields by a nasty drop.
>You see an oarfish coming straight towards you, who promptly asks you who you are and what your business is.
> Note to kick Kuma in the bear trap
>You have my support on that one.
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>Start singing a song that will give her DISCO FEVA.
>While she's distracted sneak past her.
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>Start singing a song that will give her DISCO FEVA.
>While she's distracted sneak past her.
>You aren't much for singing, but it seems Iku doesn't mind that. She starts strutting all her moves, while you sneak quietly past.
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>Take a few snapshots of Iku
>Proceed to Yukari's Location
>List skills
>List Items
>Stats
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>Take a few snapshots of Iku
>Proceed to Yukari's Location
>List skills
>List Items
>Stats
>You take a few pictures of Iku doing her famous pose, from your hidden camera.
>Looking around for Yukari isn't that hard. Eventually you spot her, with her parasol held up to tenshi's neck.
Your inventory consists of:
* Tengu hat
* Tengu clothes
* Sword
* Shield
* Aya's list
* Cup of tea
Your skills are:
* Papparazi
* Sword combat
* TENGU SPEED
* Long distance hearing
* Charisma
Your Stats are:
*Loyalty - 4
*Courage - 2
*Power - 3.10
*Spellcard - 0
*Danmaku - 4
*Knowledge- 4
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>Use long distance hearing to hear what's going on
>If there is no Violence of anysort enter and activate Charisma and hope it doesn't break
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>Use long distance hearing to hear what's going on
>If there is no Violence of anysort enter and activate Charisma and hope it doesn't break
>You activate long distance hearing. You hear laughing. "You were a good sparring partner tenshi, but I'm afraid our fight is over, and I have a tengu to talk to." She motions towards you, and slowly walks in your direction.
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>Reveal yourself and approach in a charismatic matter.
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>Reveal yourself and approach in a charismatic matter.
>You stand in plain sight, and approach showing that you mean no harm. Yukari laughs.
>You are now standing face to face with Yukari.
>"Oh, Aya sent a little friend, did she? I bet she's chickened out on our bet."
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> Yep, Aya chickened out. Let's go for a drink.
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>"I think she wants a bouncy castle"
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> Yep, Aya chickened out. Let's go for a drink.
>Yukari gaps both of you some sake, and you toast to how annoying Aya is.
>"I think she wants a bouncy castle"
>"I think Aya wants a bouncy castle" You say a little nervously.
>"Bouncy castle?" Yukari laughs hysterically, and then, just to amuse herself, gaps a small package into your hand/paws. Yukari winks at you and says: "Give that to Aya, will you?"
>You now have Yukari's package!
>You have now completed the first thing on your list!
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> That was... relatively easy...
> Head for second thing on list.
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> That was... relatively easy...
> Head for second thing on list.
>of course it was! Everyone hates aya.
>You head to the outskirts of the bamboo forest.
>Even now the bamboo shoots are constantly turning in shape and form.
>There is no one around.
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>Search for Rabbits
>Ask one for the location of Eientei
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>call for Mokou, because goddamn bamboo forest
>see if rocks remain in the same location
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>Search for Rabbits
>Ask one for the location of Eientei
>No rabbits are currently around.
>call for Mokou, because goddamn bamboo forest
>see if rocks remain in the same location
>You call, and call for mokou... you hear a shout of acknowledgement far away, saying it'll be about 10 minutes.
>The rocks do not remain in the same place, but get pushed by the shoots moving the earth around. (This adventure not compatible with Z machine)
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>Z-motion the Z-machine
>cut a rug while waiting for the phoenix hobo
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> Kick E-Mouse in the cheese
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>mourn the death of Nazrin's emoticon via liarfoot
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>Look through the silly Iku pictures to pass the time
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>Z-motion the Z-machine
>cut a rug while waiting for the phoenix hobo
> Kick E-Mouse in the cheese
>mourn the death of Nazrin's emoticon via liarfoot
>Shush, you two.
>Look through the silly Iku pictures to pass the time
>You look through Iku's poses. You laugh a bit.
>Mokou arrives triumphantly, emerging out of the bamboo forest.
>"Oh, hello there. What do you want?" She asks as you hide away the Iku pictures.
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"I love you...will you marry me?"
>"Can you direct me to Eirin?"
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>"I love you...will you marry me?"
>"Can you direct me to Eirin?"
>Mokou seems particularly stressed out, and explodes, leading to your fiery death
>Mokou frowns, but then says: "Okay, but don't try anything she suggests you try. I'm just saying."
>Mokou leads you through the mazelike bamboo forest to Eientei. She rests outside while you walk cautiously in.
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>Ask a Rabbit for the location of Eirin's office
(there has to be rabbits inside the Eientei)
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> Ask Mokou if she'll pose for a photo.
> Thank her for her time, and procede into Eintei.
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> Wabbit season
> Huggle Kaguya when we see her
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> Ask Mokou if she'll pose for a photo.
> Thank her for her time, and procede into Eintei.
>Mokou nods, and conjures a pheonix familiar and strikes an amazing fiery pose. Soon you have a picture of Mokou.
>You thank Mokou, and she leaves rather quickly.
>Ask a Rabbit for the location of Eirin's office
(there has to be rabbits inside the Eientei)
>All the rabbitsn are dead
>You spy a rabbit hopping past you, and you stop it. It stares at you cutely.
>You ask it to bring you to Eirin's office. It turns around, beckons, and hops down the japanese style corridor. You follow it for a while before it leads you into a small waiting room. A desk with a door behind it is situated in the far corner, and Reisen U. Inaba stands there. Some benches are lined up against the wall. You find Alice, Chen and Cirno sitting there. "May I help you?" Asks Reisen.
> Wabbit season
> Huggle Kaguya when we see her
>You prepare to cuddle Kaguya, if you see her.
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>Activate puppy eyes
>Say "I-I was requested by Miss Aya to test Miss Eirin's medicine"
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> While waiting for Eirin to come, strike up some conversation with the girls, and maby score some NICE SHOTs.
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>Activate puppy eyes
>Say "I-I was requested by Miss Aya to test Miss Eirin's medicine"
>You activate puppy eyes.
>Stat gain charisma +3 until you stop
>"Oh, oh, oh!" Reisen looks rather worried, and beckons you over. "Listen, you don't want to do this, you don't know what you're getting yourself into... You'll DIE for sure!" The other people waiting look up in shock, but realise it didn't mean much.
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> " Then, maby we should test them on someone who CAN'T die?"
> Look directly at Cirno.
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> Become afraid of what Reisen just said
> Do not deactivate puppy eyes
> Whisper to Reisen, while looking to Cirno, "well she is dumb enough to do it, etc."
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> " Then, maby we should test them on someone who CAN'T die?"
> Look directly at Cirno.
>"NO!" reisen says loudly.
> Become afraid of what Reisen just said
> Do not deactivate puppy eyes
> Whisper to Reisen, while looking to Cirno, "well she is dumb enough to do it, etc."
>"Absoloutely not, I can't risk the life of a poor fairy just on... wait... she won't test on me... ..." There is a long pause, before reisen accepts the offer of using Cirno as a test dummy, to show you what goes wrong.
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>"Please..."
>Fake tears
>"...I'd do anything..."
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>"Please..."
>Fake tears
>"...I'd do anything..."
???
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>"I'm in love with Miss Eirin.."
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>whisper to Reisen, "And I'm sure whatever Aya-san would make me do for failing to do this would be MUCH worse than death."
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>"Please..."
>Fake tears
>"...I'd do anything..."
>"I'm in love with Miss Eirin.."
>Reisen sighs, and beckons you to follow into the next room, and asks you to wait there. In the room you find eirin, one of those chairs that you lie back on, and her holding a needle rather viciously. Reisen comes in a moment later bringing Cirno. "EYEM THE STRONGEST I CAN TAKE ANYTHING" Screams Cirno as she goes and relaxes in the chair. A small injection from eirin, had cirno in tears. She also complains that she can't see, hear, or taste anything. Then she collapsed completely, died, revived again. Cirno runs out of the clinic, whimpering. Eirin just laughs.
>"Are you sure you want to do this?" Asked Reisen. "Get out of here and think about it, can't have you skipping the line, can we?"
>You go and sit back down next to Chen. Chen hisses at you, and takes out her claws, whilst Alice goes in to eirin's room.
>You jump back as chen slashes at you! Puppy eyes are now disabled.
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> Use TENGU SPEED to evade Chen's attacks.
> Kick Chen in the ass like any good dog would do to a lousy cat.
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> Use TENGU SPEED to evade Chen's attacks.
> Kick Chen in the ass like any good dog would do to a lousy cat.
>You activate TENGU SPEED but Chen has AGILE CATNESS and you both evade each others attacks.
>You move in for the kill but Chen's AGILE CATNESS allows her to parry and turn the attack round on you which you only just evade using TENGU SPEED. Reisen gets angry and activates BUNNY FLEEING and gives you both a nasty thwack, which both of you evade. Shanghai now comes out of hiding using its DOLL INDEPENDENCE and attacks. You are now in a four way battle, and each and every one of you has a stat boost of evasiveness +8
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> Use Sword attack
> Bark loudly to annoy the opponents.
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> SUPER RUN AWAY
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> Don't freaking run away, Aya would kill you.
> Take pics of the fight, making it seem like it's just between the other three, afterwards you can make an article about this. Aya would be proud.
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> Use ROAR. It forces the others to switch their pokemon!
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> Use Sword attack
> Bark loudly to annoy the opponents.
>You score a light hit on reisen. Reisen is now Bleeding and retreating.
>You bark loudly, and cause confusion among your opponents.
> SUPER RUN AWAY
>SUPPA RAN AWAY
> Don't freaking run away, Aya would kill you.
> Take pics of the fight, making it seem like it's just between the other three, afterwards you can make an article about this. Aya would be proud.
>You decide not to run.
>You get a neat shot of shanghai obliterating reisen and chen. Chen retaliates and knocks shanghai down. Shanghai doesn't get back up. Chen turns towards you, and lunges out at you.
> Use ROAR. It forces the others to switch their pokemon!
>Everyone you are fighting has used INGRAIN! They cannot switch pokemon!
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> Hit Chen in the balls
> Use Shield to defend from Chen's attack and consequently break her claws.
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> Hit Chen in the balls
> Use Shield to defend from Chen's attack and consequently break her claws.
>You hold up your shield to deflect chen's attack, and there is a resounding crack, a loud NYAAAAA and then the sound of tiny cat feet running away.
>Reisen is still in the battle, and is annoyed by the NYA, so shoots some err, bullets at you.
>_
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> Use TENGU SPEED to dodge.
> Re-activate puppy eyes.
> Start screaming that you're sorry and Chen started it.
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>Raise shield if the above does not work
>Puppy eyes again
>Give Reisen a big, tearful hug
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> Use TENGU SPEED to dodge.
> Re-activate puppy eyes.
> Start screaming that you're sorry and Chen started it.
>Raise shield if the above does not work
>Puppy eyes again
>Give Reisen a big, tearful hug
>You use TENGU SPEED to dodge.
>You reactivate Puppy eyes.
>You try to scream you're sorry, but reisen screams louder: "LUNATIC RED EYES"!
>You hold up your shield and prepare for this...
>A few familiars leave reisens body, leaving big blue bullets in their trail. Suddenly a massive wave of err, bullets shoot towards you at incredible speed. In a strange moment, all the bullets dissapear...
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>Move diagonally and then a bit forward.
>We should appear inbetween bullets. If not we're screwed.
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>Move diagonally and then a bit forward.
>We should appear inbetween bullets. If not we're screwed.
>You move diagonally and then a bit forward.
>You look behind you and see the bullets fly away from you.
>Reisen looks at you in shock before collapsing onto the ground. You take a few pictures. Turns out she hypnotised herself.
>_
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>Proceed to Eirin
>Carry Reisen with you
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>ask if Reisen is a good girl
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>If she is pat her on the head
>If not...pat her on the head anyway
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>Proceed to Eirin
>Carry Reisen with you
>You sling reisen over your back, who is mumbling to herself. She seems pretty sane, maybe a bit dazed from having not exercising her power enough recently.
>You go to eirin. "What was that noise?" Asked Eirin. "Theres been a big commotion recently." Eirin takes Reisen from you.
>ask if Reisen is a good girl
>You ask if reisen is a good girl. "Yes, she's a very good girl, especially when I'm experimenting on her..."
>If she is pat her on the head
>If not...pat her on the head anyway
>You pat her on the head. Eirin gives you a strange look.
>"So, what can I help you with? Headache, Heartache, Footache, or a combination of those 3, like that puppeteer had?"
>_
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> PUNISHMENT TIME Reisen
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> PUNISHMENT TIME Reisen
>Reisen squeals with fear and wriggles about in eirins arms. Eirin puts her down on the bed, and gives you another strange look.
>_
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confess to Eirin
>Tell Eirin of our situation
>Take the meds
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>confess to Eirin
>Tell Eirin of our situation
>Take the meds
>You tell eirin of your unfortunate situation. Eirin laughs sympathetically.
>"Here, I've got something good here..." Sweat forms on your brow. "Dog-grow revitaliser, designed to make puppies into guard dogs in minutes..." You whimper as eirin straps you into the chair, and slowly pierces your skin...
>You howl. Oh, you howl so much in pain, before blacking out...
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>"Is she alright?" You hear a childlike voice ask. You open your eyes, and find yourself in the bamboo forest. pesco tewi is standing in front of you, with a little army of bunnies lined up alongside her.
>_
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>Check your pockets to make sure she didn't take anything
>"Yeah I'm alright ze"
>Examine Tewi
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>Check your pockets to make sure she didn't take anything
>"Yeah I'm alright ze"
>Examine Tewi
>Eirin took your mini camera! you also find a note: *EFFECTS WILL START AFTER 24 HOURS* What effects it doesn't say.
>"Oh, ok. It's just I couldn't help noticing that you lost your mini camera." Tewi holds up your camera. You try to grab it, but she moves it out of your reach. "Nuh-uh," She says, "Not until you get me a new carrot charm." She shows you her old one. It's very battered, and half of it, well, isn't there.
>You examine Tewi. She is a small rabbit youkai who is wearing a pink dress that is slightly dirty. She wears a battered carrot charm, and... HER LEG IS JUST...
>_
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> Ask her what's up with your leg
> Tell her she isn't a real fucking rabbit if she never visited the moon
> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera
(I think I might be abusing the TENGU SPEED thing)
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> If camera is retrieved run like hell.
> Attempt to avoid any traps set by rabbits.
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> Tell Tewi that Pesco won't let her drive if she doesn't give back the camera
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> Fuck stealing and being mean, that ain't how THE 'MIJI operates
> Agree to her terms, but tell her to please not damage the camera.
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> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera
>use TENGU SPEED to MOLEST DELICIOUS TEWILEGS
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> Completely ignore E-Saturns statements
> Use TENGU SPEED and (if we may) GROWL to retrieve camera. We'd be nice if there wasn't a chance of those friday night pictures being released.
> If camera is not retrieved. Initiate violent combat until she gives it up.
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> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.
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>Agree to the terms
>Ignore Thunder_Pwnage and do what Mouse said
>Ask where to get another Carrot Charm
>Make note to take pictures of Tewi when they're not looking
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> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.
First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c
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First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c
It's okay Kuma-tan, oniichan is right here
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First you hug me, and now you call me a lier!? I... I think I'm gonna' cry :'c
Hey hey, I was just kidding. Y'know, acting the big bully brother type.
Come here, you little bear
/me hugs Kuma
It's okay Kuma-tan, oniichan is right here
You stay the fuck away from my imouto, 'k?
[/derail]
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> On second thought, Pesco endorses Tewi being a jerkass.
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> Ask her what's up with your leg
> Tell her she isn't a real fucking rabbit if she never visited the moon
> Use TENGU SPEED to retrieve camera
(I think I might be abusing the TENGU SPEED thing)
> If camera is retrieved run like hell.
> Attempt to avoid any traps set by rabbits.
>(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n437/Evil_Snaka/AAAA.png)
>You tell her this, and she doesn't seem to want to even let you have the camera now. She slowly starts walking away...
>When you use... SUPER TENGU SPEED! You chase tewi throughout the bamboo forest, when by strange luck a bamboo shoot gets in your way! You hit the bamboo shoot and fall flat on the ground.
> Tell Tewi that Pesco won't let her drive if she doesn't give back the camera
> On second thought, Pesco endorses Tewi being a jerkass.
>_>
> Fuck stealing and being mean, that ain't how THE 'MIJI operates
> Agree to her terms, but tell her to please not damage the camera.
>You shout into the bamboo forest, and Tewi comes running back. "D'we have a deal then?"
>>use TENGU SPEED to MOLEST DELICIOUS TEWILEGS
>You agree to her terms.
> Completely ignore E-Saturns statements
> Use TENGU SPEED and (if we may) GROWL to retrieve camera. We'd be nice if there wasn't a chance of those friday night pictures being released.
> If camera is not retrieved. Initiate violent combat until she gives it up.
>You already have a deal, so you better hurry up if you don't want certain pictures to get out in the open.> Do not agree to that damn bunny's terms, everybody knows you shouldn't listen to bears.
>You already have, I'm afraid...
>Agree to the terms
>Ignore Thunder_Pwnage and do what Mouse said
>Ask where to get another Carrot Charm
>Make note to take pictures of Tewi when they're not looking
>You ask where to get another carrot charm. "Why don'tcha try dat human village over yonder, eh?"
>_
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>ask Tewi if she's a pooftah
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>ask Tewi if she's a pooftah
>"Whatt are ya talkin bout? I aint no pooftah."
>_
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> Kick E-Saturn just below the asteroid belt
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>fawfulize
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>Head into the village
>Go in unarmed
>Put shield over butt
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> Kick E-Saturn just below the asteroid belt
>With pleasure
>fawfulize
>Sorry, but your right below the asteroid belt right now. If you'd care to leave a message...
>Head into the village
>Go in unarmed
>Put shield over butt
>You hide your weaponry in a safe place. You make sure Tewi doesn't see.
>You walk into the human village. There are several gasps, and you can see people shuffling away from you. There is a marketplace down the street.
>_
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> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.
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> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.
This.
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> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.
>You activate the much abused puppy eyes and someones nose bleeds. You hear a lot of HNGGGH
>You deactivate puppy eyes at the marketplace and make the threat. Everyone runs away in a frenzy and you are now deserted. You see a shrinemaiden on the horizon, you don't have much time!
>_This.
>That
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> Quick! Grab someone and make a hostage! Put sword to victim's neck for bonus shock!
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> Quick! Grab someone and make a hostage! Put sword to victim's neck for bonus shock!
>Oh momiji, what have you turned into? You think as you grab someone foolish enough not to run. Too bad you don't have your sword, because now you look like an idiot. The person you are holding is whimpering with fear, and reimu is getting closer...
>_
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Oh fuck, forgot I hid the fucking sword outside of the town.
> Release hostage
> Fall on knees
> Start crying desperatedly.
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Oh fuck, forgot I hid the fucking sword outside of the town.
> Release hostage
> Fall on knees
> Start crying desperatedly.
>Yeah, well you weren't going to plan to frighten everyone back then.
>You release the hostage, who runs off quickly.
>You fall on your knees as reimu arrives, and cry desperately.
>Reimu pats you on the back, and invites you into the tea shop to let you talk about it. You can feel people shuffling away from you as you sit down at the table. A frightened waiter approaches you and asks what he can get you. Reimu asks for tea. "Whats going on now then?" She says in a motherly but slightly annoyed voice.
>_
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> "T-Tewi stole my c-camera and t-told me she won't r-return it if I don't give her a n-new c-c-carrot charm" ;-;
> "Miss Aya gave me that c-camera and I-I can't lose it so I- I- uguu~"
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> "T-Tewi stole my c-camera and t-told me she won't r-return it if I don't give her a n-new c-c-carrot charm" ;-;
> "Miss Aya gave me that c-camera and I-I can't lose it so I- I- uguu~"
>You explain your situation and notice Reimu getting very angry. Reassuringly she says: "Just wait here, I'll take care of the stupid rabbit." With that she is off, running out. The nervous waiter brings you tea, and backs away slowly.
>_
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> "Ooh shit"
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> "Ooh shit"
>What if she looks through the film on the camera? Oh dear.
>_
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>Hope for the best
>Reactivate Puppy Eyes so the gods smile upon you
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> If she looks through the film it will turn black and be ruined, and she won't see a thing. No digital cameras in Gensokyo.
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>blame Aya for everything ever
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> Ready KITTY PARKOUR
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>Hope for the best
>Reactivate Puppy Eyes so the gods smile upon you
>You hope for the best.
>Stop abusing puppy eyes! Please, I ask you all to sign a petition! If two people sign it we will introduce PEP, or Puppy eyes points!
> If she looks through the film it will turn black and be ruined, and she won't see a thing. No digital cameras in Gensokyo.
>If she had a bit of "luck", maybe she could?
>blame Aya for everything ever
>Already done that, when you were 5 years old.
> Ready KITTY PARKOUR
>No. Please abuse the puppy eyes, or sign a petition.
>_
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>Find change while you're waiting
>As soon as you find some give it to Reimu when she comes back
>Try to remember KITTY STEALTH from the Chen battle so you can get away if Reimu hugs us again
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>Find change while you're waiting
>As soon as you find some give it to Reimu when she comes back
>Try to remember KITTY STEALTH from the Chen battle so you can get away if Reimu hugs us again
>You look around for change. Underneath the table you find some coins.
>Reimu enters, holding the camera up high. She hands it to you, and you hand her the coins you found, plus some of your own change.
>You thank her quickly then run out of the cafe before Reimu can hug you. "Waiit!" Reimu calls, running after you, with her arms held out.
>_
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>take hidden pictures.
>Did we finish the Eirin task?
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>take hidden pictures.
>Did we finish the Eirin task?
>Hidden pictures of what?
>You have finished the Eirin task. Unless you want to go back in there.
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> While sprinting away, thank Reimu and tell her you're in a hurry.
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> While sprinting away, thank Reimu and tell her you're in a hurry.
>You thank her loudly, and then run off at a quick pace outside of the human village. Using your enhanced hearing you are certain she isn't following anymore.
PHEW.
>_
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> Mind the Gap
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> Mind the Gap
>You mind the gap.
>_
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>We should have tried for panty shots, like a real tengu.
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>Take pictures of Reimu, but she's gone now >:(
>Proceed to the SDM to take pictures of Meiling.
>Bring tranquilizers. Who knows when some loli will come to eat or freeze us
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>We should have tried for panty shots, like a real tengu.
>You still have that in depth rpeort to do.
>Take pictures of Reimu, but she's gone now >:(
>Proceed to the SDM to take pictures of Meiling.
>Bring tranquilizers. Who knows when some loli will come to eat or freeze us
>You fly to the SDM, and hide in a tree. Meiling is actually awake, and is in fierce combat with cirno.
>You don't have any.
>_
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>Examine the area
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Cirno
>Check the scouter on their power levels
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>Examine the area
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Cirno
>Check the scouter on their power levels
>The Scarlet devil mansions walls are quite far away, and in front of it is the guardhouse. Surrounding the guardhouse are numerous trees and bushes that almost seem too convienient for tengu to hide in.
>Meiling is glowing with colour as she unleashes danmaku and a few rounded kicks upon cirno.
>Cirno is crying and begging her to stop, whilst trying to get an icicle into meilings eye.
>Meiling: 2234
>Cirno: over 9999 (you knew it was coming)
>You notice rustling in a nearby tree, and a little snigger.
>_
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>snap a picture of the scene
>Examine snigger
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>Use TENGU EYES to see who is in the nearby tree
>Use KITTY STEALTH
>Prepare the WEAPONZ if it's hostile
>Prepare Iku pictures if it's friendly
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>snap a picture of the scene
>Examine snigger
>You snap a picture of the scene. Oh, such good material!
>Use TENGU EYES to see who is in the nearby tree
>Use KITTY STEALTH
>Prepare the WEAPONZ if it's hostile
>Prepare Iku pictures if it's friendly
>You use TENGU EYES and discover the source of the Snigger is none other than the Greater Fairy, Daiyousei.
>Nyaaa?
>You don't think it's hostile. She hasn't noticed you yet.
>You need to visit the film studio in the tengu village to develop your film.
>_
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>Remember if Sleepy Gateguards not being sleepy still counts
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>Remember if Sleepy Gateguards not being sleepy still counts
>You doubt it does. Unless she is actually sleepy, but it probably means literally being asleep. Probably.
>_
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>Use TENGU Patience and wait for China to fall asleep
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>Use TENGU Patience and wait for China to fall asleep
>You doubt she'll fall asleep whilst she's fighting a nine and trying not to get an icicle stuck in her eye.
>_
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> Go to the other tree say hi to Daiyousai :3
> Try to get a COLORFUL SHOT
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> Go to the other tree say hi to Daiyousai :3
> Try to get a COLORFUL SHOT
>You hop along to the next tree, to which Dai is so surprised she nearly falls out the tree.
>You take another snap and get a COLOURFUL SHOT. Unfortunately it doesnt count because you didnt get a SELF SHOT as well.
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>Quickly help up Daiyousei
>commence DaiyouseixMomiji moment
>Apologise for surprising Daiyousei
>Make up an excuse and leave
>Skip this task and come back to it later
>Go to Youkai Mountain
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>Quickly help up Daiyousei
>commence DaiyouseixMomiji moment
>Apologise for surprising Daiyousei
>Make up an excuse and leave
>Skip this task and come back to it later
>Go to Youkai Mountain
>You offer daiyousei a hand, and grab her up.
>You apologise for surprising Daiyousei. She says it's Ok.
>You say you need the toilet, and fly off.
>Ok.
>You fly to Youkai mountain.
>_
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>Fly to the Moriya Shrine
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>You fly over the Tengu village, across the japanese wilderness the girl watched, and to the shrine. Sanae is sweeping leaves outside the shrine.
>_
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>"Hello, Sanae!"
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>"Hello, Sanae!"
>"Oh, hello. What do you want?" Sanae puts down her broom and her eyes quickly scan you to search for hidden cameras. She doesnt seem to notice yours.
>_
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> Tell Sanae 'Good things happen to good girls, if you know what I mean'
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>Ask sanae to make some harmless danmaku float around her
>Stand next to sanae while she does so and take a picture of it, getting a SELF SHOT
>Hope you get the spell circle too, for a NICE SHOT
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> Tell Sanae that you've been asked to do a report on her, and ask her if she'll answer a few questions.
> If she agrees, Start with some questions about her life befor she came to Gensokyo.
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>If she doesn't agree GTFO and get into a safe hiding place
>Afterwards wait for her to get back to her business and spy on her
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> take misinterpretable pictures and write a fake article about sexual scandals in the Moriya Shrine.
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>propose TEMPORARY ADAPTIVE IMMUNITY as counterpoint to PUPPY EYES
>Myon_Dragonforce.mp4
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> Abuse PUPPY EYES during interview to make it easy.
> Laugh when narrator gets mad.
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> Faith is for the transient people
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> Tell Sanae 'Good things happen to good girls, if you know what I mean'
>"U-Uwah!?"
>Ask sanae to make some harmless danmaku float around her
>Stand next to sanae while she does so and take a picture of it, getting a SELF SHOT
>Hope you get the spell circle too, for a NICE SHOT
>"Um... ok..." Sanae conjures up some prayer slip danmaku with a spell circle. You take a snap.
> Tell Sanae that you've been asked to do a report on her, and ask her if she'll answer a few questions.
> If she agrees, Start with some questions about her life befor she came to Gensokyo.
>"Oh, uh, I can't right now. I have to clean Suwako's pond, you see." Sanae walks off into the MOriya shrine.
>If she doesn't agree GTFO and get into a safe hiding place
>Afterwards wait for her to get back to her business and spy on her
>You stealthily slip around the shrine and hide in a tree near Suwako's pond.
>...but Sanae doesn't come. You've been fooled.
>propose TEMPORARY ADAPTIVE IMMUNITY as counterpoint to PUPPY EYES
>Myon_Dragonforce.mp4
>Lets stick with what we know, ok?
> Abuse PUPPY EYES during interview to make it easy.
> Laugh when narrator gets mad.
>I AM NOT A NARRATOR.
> Faith is for the transient people
>Native faith is for the people who clean out ponds.
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>clean out the pond
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>clean out the pond
>You start cleaning out the pond. Ew, its so murky and digusting.
>_
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> Mark your territory. The DOGGY way.
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> Mark your territory. The DOGGY way.
This is not your territory.
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>use TENGU EYES to see what's going on in the shrine
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>use TENGU EYES to see what's going on in the shrine
>Using TENGU EYES you just manage to make out that the Moriya shrine are sitting round a table, eating rice gruel. It doesnt look like Sanae or Suwako are enjoying it that much.
>_
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>appropriate MEAT to bludgeon Moriyas with
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>appropriate MEAT to bludgeon Moriyas with
>You do not have any MEAT on you.
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>Look for meat
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>Look for meat
>Look for meat
>You don't find any meat.
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>Wait for them to do something
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>Wait for them to do something
>You wait.
>The moriya family finishes eating dinner, and suwako and kanako go to relax on some nice cushions while sanae does the washing up.
>_
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>Use extreme patience and wait for something INTERESTING to happen
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>Use extreme patience and wait for something INTERESTING to happen
>It's now night time, and the moriya shrine have been relaxing, drinking sake and the like.
>Sanae raises her armpits and struts around, shouting "ARMPIT POWER", which causes Kanako and Suwako to burst out laughing.
>_
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>Take pictures, and write some notes about Sanae being a "good girl"
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>Take pictures, and write some notes about Sanae being a "good girl"
>You can't take pictures from this far away, but you note this down anyway.
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>activate KITTY STEALTH that we learned from the Chen Battle and the Reimu Escape
>Sneak into the shrine and take a bunch of pictures
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>activate KITTY STEALTH that we learned from the Chen Battle and the Reimu Escape
>Sneak into the shrine and take a bunch of pictures
>You activate a specially adapted GOGGIE STEALTH and sneak into the shrine. You take a few pictures, and then Sanae calms down and sits on the sofa.
>"Okay, it's your turn Kanako-sama! Truth or dare?"
>"Oh, uh... dare." Comes the reply.
>"Go for a dip in suwako's pond!" sanae bursts out cheerily, to kanako's discontempt. Suwako laughs out loud as Kanako goes off to change into a swimsuit.
>_
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>TAKE MORE PICTURES
>ponder how Aya would react to all of this
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> Take cover and prepare the camera.
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> Take cover and prepare the camera.
>You are in cover.
>TAKE MORE PICTURES
>ponder how Aya would react to all of this
>You take lots of pictures, and some of Kanako as she goes outside in her swimsuit. You hear a loud shriek and a splash.
>"coldcoldcoldcoldcold" whimpers Kanako as she rushes back inside. "o-okay, Suwako's turn now!"
>"Hmm...truth." Suwako chooses this carefully.
>"Hey, frogs normally lay frogspawn, don't they? Have you ever done that?" Sanae asks as Suwako turns bright red.
>_
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[colore=red]*Copyright dies of bloodloss[/color]
>WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN
>how "in depth" this article has to be?
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*Copyright dies of bloodloss
>WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN
>how "in depth" this article has to be?
>You write this down, and take a picture.
>We aren't delving into the realm of nsfw, don't worry.
>"Oh, well actually I haven't, Sanae..." Suwako laughs. "I'm just a frog goddess, not a real frog. Now, that game is over. We should be getting sleep.
>"Ok. Good night Kanako sama. Good night Suwako sama." And with that Sanae goes to bed like a good girl, whilst Suwako and kanako each sigh with relief. "Well, I should be off to bed." Says Kanako, and she goes to bed. Suwako then goes to bed as well.
>The moriya shrine is now asleep
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FFFFFFFFFFF
>Leave the shrine, we have completed our business here
>Return to SDM
>Hide in a tree
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FFFFFFFFFFF
>Leave the shrine, we have completed our business here
>Return to SDM
>Hide in a tree
>You leave the shrine. You are now tired, all that excitement has made you drowsy.
>Really want to go to SDM y/n
>Or go to bed y/n
>_
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>take a rest in a safespot
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>take a rest in a safespot
>You fly to the tengu village, and hit the hay in your hut.
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>You awake to the sound of Crows. It is now morning, and outside your hut the tengu village is bustling with activity. You can hear Aya loudly arguing with what sounds like someone from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. "You really want her? She's in here!"
>Aya and a girl you don't know walk into your hut. "Oh, uh, it's her, is it?" Asks the voice a little uncertainly. "Yes, thats her!" Says Aya angrily. "B-b-but I thought the person who invaded our privacy didn't have ears..."
>_
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>"Whats going on?"
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>"Whats going on?"
>"Here, it's your problem, you deal with it!" Snaps Aya, and then strides out head held high.
>The girl stands nearby, looking quite nervous. She wears a black dress, has wings on her ears and has a pair of tiny spectacles. "Um... were you the one who snuck into our mansion and took those picturess?" She asks uncertainly.
>_
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> "When where these pictures taken? I wasn't near the SDM yesterday"
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> "When where these pictures taken? I wasn't near the SDM yesterday"
>"Um... If I remember correctly, I think it was about last week..."
>_
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>"What day is it?"
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>"What day is it?"
>"Um... it's friday today. Why?"
>_
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>"Nothing"
>"No, I wasn't there last week."
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>"Nothing"
>"No, I wasn't there last week."
>"Hm, you weren't there? Then, uh... who was? Was it that other person? She scares me a bit, I don't want to accuse her..." The girl looks really embarrassed.
>_
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>Take Koakoma's hand
>Look all moe
>"It's alright. She's just been upset recently."
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> Abuse Puppy Eyes some more.
> "That's Miss Aya. It's best to leave her alone."
> "I can safely assure you we weren't at the SDM."
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>Take Koakoma's hand
>Look all PUPPY EYES
>"It's alright. She's just been upset recently."
>You take koakuma's hand and reassure her. "Oh, uh, perhaps I should come back tomorrow then?" Koakuma turns to leave.
> Abuse Puppy Eyes some more.
> "That's Miss Aya. It's best to leave her alone."
> "I can safely assure you we weren't at the SDM."
>You assure her some more, and she seems convinced, and walks out pretty quickly, before flying off. It is now the start of the day. You have so much to do!
>_
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> Go to Aya's hut and drop off the bouncy castle and the pictures.
> Get a new roll and head to the SDM.
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>Eat breakfast
>Brush your teeth
>Take a bath
>Get dressed
>Put on your game face
>Head to SDM
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> Be sure to discharge befor heading out. for luck.
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> Be sure to discharge befor heading out. for luck.
>THUNDERSHOCK
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>THUNDERSHOCK
>ENDEAVER
>QUICK ATTACK
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> Show stats
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>Eat breakfast
>Brush your teeth
>Take a bath
>Get dressed
>Put on your game face
>Head to SDM
>You get ready for a new day.
> Go to Aya's hut and drop off the bouncy castle and the pictures.
> Get a new roll and head to the SDM.
> You go to Aya's hut, which is empty. You leave them on the side and attach a note.
>You obtain a new roll of film.
>You fly to the scarlet devil mansion, in the tree you hid in before. Both Meiling and Cirno are "OUT COLD" on the floor. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
> Show stats
>Stats are shown:
>
Your Stats are:
*Loyalty - 4
*Courage - 2
*Power - 3.10
*Spellcard - 0
*Danmaku - 4
*Knowledge- 4
*Unallocated points: 3
>_
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> Put all points into PUPPY EYES
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> Put all points into PUPPY EYES
>You allocate the points to buff up your PUPPY EYES.
>_
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>Take a bunch of pictures
>Reposition them and take more pictures
>Pantyshots
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> Arange them into a Flying kick crossing thing pose, like that one kung-fu cliche.
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>You fly to the scarlet devil mansion, in the tree you hid in before. Both Meiling and Cirno are "OUT COLD" on the floor. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
That is simply terrible. I lol'd.
> Put Hong on seat and take a picture, so it seems like she's sleeping. Then after taking all other pictures. Proceed to return to Tengu village.
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> Make it seem like she had a hell of a party last night.
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>have a hell of a party
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>Position them in suggestive poses
>PICTURES
>Oh boy, front page news
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>Make the pictures quality that would make Aya proud
>Draw over their faces
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> After drawing on their faces and snapping photos.
> Wash the stuff off. We don't want to get sued again.
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> They'll probably wake up if we wash their face. Clean off the drawings by licking their faces like a good doggy.
> Mark out territory DOGGY STYLE.
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>Take a bunch of pictures
>Reposition them and take more pictures
>Pantyshots
>You take a bunch of pictures, before repositioning them into other poses.
>You take a few pantyshots.
> Arange them into a Flying kick crossing thing pose, like that one kung-fu cliche.
>Thats not very possible when they're both on the ground.
That is simply terrible. I lol'd.
> Put Hong on seat and take a picture, so it seems like she's sleeping. Then after taking all other pictures. Proceed to return to Tengu village.
>With great difficulty you move Meiling onto her gateguards seat. She automatically adjusts to a sleeping position, and take some more pictures.
> Make it seem like she had a hell of a party last night.
>Sleepy = not partying
>have a hell of a party
>It's friday.
>Position them in suggestive poses
>PICTURES
>Oh boy, front page news
>You position them in a great "variety" of poses. THIS IS GOOD.
>Make the pictures quality that would make Aya proud
>Draw over their faces
>You draw over their faces. Cirno gets a (9) on her head and meiling gets a little sleeping bubble.
> After drawing on their faces and snapping photos.
> Wash the stuff off. We don't want to get sued again.
> They'll probably wake up if we wash their face. Clean off the drawings by licking their faces like a good doggy.
> Mark out territory DOGGY STYLE.
>Ugh. You lick the (9) off and the sleeping bubble.
>This is not your territory.
>_
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> Stake a tree for the great WHITE WOLF TENGU CLAN. Make the markings DOGGY STYLE.
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> Stake a tree for the great WHITE WOLF TENGU CLAN. Make the markings DOGGY STYLE.
>Hmm... how about you don't get in trouble with the scarlet devil mansion again?
>At least, until the newspaper is published.
>_
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>Sleepy = not partying
> Make it seem like she had a hell of a party last night.
:<
> Go hug Aya because you've completed the list.
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:<
> Go hug Aya because you've completed the list.
>Please enter commands in the format provided: >Command. <Command is invalid.
>You return to the tengu village, go to Aya's hut, and...
>She isn't there.
>_
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> Hug Aya's hut
> Go mark your territory in the tengu village. Do it the KITTY WAY
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> Hug Aya's hut
> Go mark your territory in the tengu village. Do it the KITTY WAY
>Your armspan has yet to grow that large
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> Lay down curled like dogs do and take a nap while waiting for your Master.
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> Chew on Aya's slippers
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>Look all moe
>glomp Aya when she returns
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> Chew on Aya's slippers
>You chew on Aya's slippers whilst you wait. They don't taste very nice, so you put them back.
> Lay down curled like dogs do and take a nap while waiting for your Master.
>You lie down and take a nap. ZzzzZzzzzzZzzz
>Look all moe
>glomp Aya when she returns
>You look all moe whilst you snooze.
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>You awaken to the sound of Aya flying back home, before landing softly on the ground.
>"Oh, Momiji. Have you completed that list I gave you? And please, get off my rug. In fact, stay there! That's a good pose!" Aya fishes out a camera, and gets ready to take a snap.
>_
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>We'll do anything for our Aya-chan<3
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>We'll do anything for our Aya-chan<3
>You stay in your pose as Aya takes a few pictures, moving around you in a circle. She spends a lot of time at one certain point by your legs.
>"Right, down to business. Show me your material!" Aya sits down on a nearby chair, and motions for you to sit next to each other.
>_
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>Give her the material
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>Give her the material
>You give Aya your packaged bouncy castle, show her where you'd been injected, and then give her your notes and mini camera.
>Aya chuckles as she reads through the notes. "Ohohohoho! This is good material!"
>Aya opens the bouncy castle package. It explodes violently. For a second all you see is purple, and then...
>You are in Yukari's house. Chen is playing a game in the corner, looks up at you both, and then goes back to her game. Ran looks at you both. "Oh! Hello! Would you like some tea? My master will be back shortly." Ran smiles broadly.
>_
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>"...is this what the package was supposed to do?"
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>"...is this what the package was supposed to do?"
>"Oh, package? I was just told you would be arriving shortly. You now how it is with Miss Yukari..." Ran nods. "Hey, can I have a cuppa?" Aya asks before taking some more pictures. Ran walks out the room to get some tea just as Yukari walks in.
>"Oh, Aya, how nice of you to visit me..." Yukari laughs, and motions for you and Aya to sit down. "I'd like to discuss some business with you..." Yukari says in a hushed voice, as if someone unknown is listening.
>_
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>Wait warmly
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>Wait warmly
>You wait warmly whilst Aya and Yukari discuss many terms of business, and even if a contract could be established for bunbunmaru to be made more popular. Ran comes in and hands you some tea.
>"Now, among other things... I rather like your wolf partner, Aya. And It's getting to the time I want another Shikigami. So, how much for the wolf?"
>Aya looks gobsmacked. So are you.
>_
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> Enable PUPPY EYES
> Look at Aya with a look of "please don't leave me"
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> Enable PUPPY EYES
> Look at Aya with a look of "please don't leave me"
>PUPPY EYES ARE GO
>Aya looks at you, then yukari, then at you again.
>"T-T-T-T-That's horrible! I couldn't sell my assistant... could I?" Aya clearly is having a hard time.
>"I can help you obtain quality embarassing pictures of girls... without them even knowing... Just sign here!" Yukari answers, taking this more calmly than you should be.
>"U-um. Alright..." Aya reaches for a pen on the table.
>_
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>Glomp Aya and activate Limit Break "Puppy Eyes version 6"
>"NOOO"
>Act moe to the point she begins to lose blood
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>Glomp Aya and activate Limit Break "Puppy Eyes version 6"
>"NOOO"
>Act moe to the point she begins to lose blood
>PUPPY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>You hug Aya and don't let go. She shakes terribly, and looks like she isn't going to sign it when you feel a sharp claw dig into you. You howl with pain. You see Chen in front of you, who pulls you close. "Don't interrupt this, or you'll be in for it." She says in a harsh voice.
>Looking over at Aya again, you see her grab the pen, and start signing her name. Yukari laughs menacingly.
>_
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>Flash your panties
>Set a bad example for Chen so they have to get rid of you
>If that fails....
>"I am the shadow...The true self!"
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>Flash your panties
>Set a bad example for Chen so they have to get rid of you
>If that fails....
>"I am the shadow...The true self!"
>You don't see what that will do to help you.
>You attack Chen viciously, and pin her down against the ground.
>Aya is now stressed out completely. She signs the paper quickly, and then runs off crying.
>You are now in posession of the Yakumo Family. Yukari gaps you to bed before you can cause any more harm to Chen, and locks the door.
>"Dinner is at eight, tonight. I'll let you out to have it once you prove you can behave.
>_
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>babble incoherently
>curl up in a corner and whimper
>plot violence
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> Mark your territory DOGGY STYLE
-
>reconsider position upon noting that "You are now in posession of the Yakumo Family." means that Momiji owns the Yakumos, not the other way around
>plot violence regardless, perhaps against Aya this time
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>babble incoherently
>curl up in a corner and whimper
>plot violence
>You are sad. You cry a little, and think of killing that annoying cat.
> Mark your territory DOGGY STYLE
>You look around for the lavatory. You find one, tucked into the corner, and mark your territory.
>reconsider position upon noting that "You are now in posession of the Yakumo Family." means that Momiji owns the Yakumos, not the other way around
>plot violence regardless, perhaps against Aya this time
>Pease not point our bugs on te hardware.
>Aya seemed pressured.
>_
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>Use magic Kung Fu to blast a hole into the wall
>Activate Spidey Senses
>Do we have a lock pick?
>Grind to level 38 and evolve into EX Momiji and then Grind to level 62 and Use Braver 55 if ExtremeSpeed is enough
>If all else fails pray to the Magic Stones to make you...stoned
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>Use magic Kung Fu to blast a hole into the wall
>Activate Spidey Senses
>Do we have a lock pick?
>Grind to level 38 and evolve into EX Momiji and then Grind to level 62 and Use Braver 55 if ExtremeSpeed is enough
>If all else fails pray to the Magic Stones to make you...stoned
>Syntax error
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>Learn their ways. Ran in particular.
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>If you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error!
>disco way out of situation
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>Momiji's sleeves are detached right?
>SHOW OF THEM ARMPITS
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> Dig ARMPITS out of the holding cell
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> Take core drill out of pocket
> Dig tunnel
> Pierce heavens
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>Learn their ways. Ran in particular.
>Good idea.
>If you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error!
>disco way out of situation
>Momiji's sleeves are detached right?
>SHOW OF THEM ARMPITS
> Dig ARMPITS out of the holding cell
> Take core drill out of pocket
> Dig tunnel
> Pierce heavens
>None of these suggestions are valid.
>_
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> You question the validity of my suggestions?
:V
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> You question the validity of my suggestions?
:V
>You are pulled through a gap out of your room into a chair, by a table. Ran is serving a sushi that looks appealing. Chen is bouncing up and down in her chair, and Yukari is waiting patiently.
>_
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> The annoying narrator does not acknowledge the true power of the spiral.
> Start crying like dogs do, loud and for hours. It's annoying. Very. Might anger the gazebo everyone enough for you to be kicked out.
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>"... I don't suppose I could get an explanation?"
>eye sushi warily
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> The annoying narrator does not acknowledge the true power of the spiral.
> Start crying like dogs do, loud and for hours. It's annoying. Very. Might anger the gazebo everyone enough for you to be kicked out.
>You cry. And cry. And cry.
>"Oh, do be quiet..." Yukari mutters. It seems she has manipulated the border between mute and sound, and now no noise comes out of your mouth.
>"... I don't suppose I could get an explanation?"
>eye sushi warily
>You can no longer speak.
>The sushi looks quite nice. It's layed out expertly on the dish, and chen digs into it eargerly. "Eat up!" Ran says as she pats you on the head and whispers "don't worry, it'll be ok" in your ear.
>_
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> PUPPY EYES Ran. We're going to steal her from Chen.
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> Eat the sushi, we'll need our stength
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>Teach self to be motherly like Ran
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> Note to self: stay on Ran's good side. She's a motherly figure, and likely the voice of reason in the household.
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> Go Berzerk
(now why the fuck am I making a Bemani joke?)
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> PUPPY EYES Ran. We're going to steal her from Chen.
>You try to PUPPY EYES Ran, but she has already moved to her seat, and is now digging in to her sushi.
> Eat the sushi, we'll need our stength
>You eat the sushi. Oh, it tastes amazing! Soon everything on your plate is gone. >You can now speak again, it seems, as you are asking for seconds.
>Teach self to be motherly like Ran
>You are definitely not the motherly figure in this family.
> Note to self: stay on Ran's good side. She's a motherly figure, and likely the voice of reason in the household.
>You decide you will stay on Ran's good side.
> Go Berzerk
(now why the fuck am I making a Bemani joke?)
>This would upset your Ran-Chan! ;_;
>Ran gets up and fetches you some dessert. Which is weird, because it's just sushi again, laid out differently.
>_
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>ponder the ubiquity of sushi
>"Umm... I don't suppose I could have an explanation of this situation?"
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> Put on robe and wizard hat
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> DOMESTIC VIOLENCE Chen when the opportunity arises
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>ponder the ubiquity of sushi
>"Umm... I don't suppose I could have an explanation of this situation?"
>The sushi tastes very nice. You don't know what Ran added to it, but it's good!
>"It's called dinner, silly!" Chen calls playfully before nicking some food off Ran's plate and eating it for herself.
> Put on robe and wizard hat
>You equip the- wait, what?
> DOMESTIC VIOLENCE Chen when the opportunity arises
>You don't know how to DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
>Everyone in the Yakumo family seems to be waiting politely for you to finish your food. Chen is tapping the table impatiently.
>_
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> Eat like a mad dog
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> Chew your food properly before swallowing
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> Have you ever seen a dog eating? Dogs don't freaking chew
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> Give a dog a bone :V
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> PUPPY EYES Ran
> Ask for bone
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> Eat like a mad dog
>You eat like a sane dog. Mmm, tasty sushi! Ran then clears away all the dishes, and walks out of the room.
> Chew your food properly before swallowing
>You swallowed it whole. Too late.
> Have you ever seen a dog eating? Dogs don't freaking chew
>You chew occasionally... when you can't down something in one gulp.
> Give a dog a bone :V
>Man, you could use one of those right now....
> PUPPY EYES Ran
> Ask for bone
>You wander into the kitchen, where ran is busily washing the dishes under a pump tap. "Oh, you want a bone?" Ran smiles. "Ok, I'll get you one later. You just sit and wait. Why don't you get to know Chen? She's a lovely girl."
>_
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> I have no such power. Blame Kilga. Only he would be so bored as to do something like that.
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> I have no such power. Blame Kilga. Only he would be so bored as to do something like that.
>I blame Kilga.
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>Look around the place
>Stats
>Skills
>Power Levels
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>"I think we may have gotten off to a bad start. But, um, why did Yukari want me as a shikigami in the first place?"
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> Chew the leg of a chair like any decent dog in a stressful new environment.
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>If Chen huggles us, huggle back
>If Chen attacks us, huggle her
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>add quest: Canadinity, to acquire as much maple syrup and poutine as is tenguly possible
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> Go play with Chen
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> I wonder what Aya's up too...
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>Look around the place
>Stats
>Skills
>Power Levels
>You are in the kitchen of the Yakumo household. The kitchen is neat, shiny and has many shelves and cupboards in the weirdest of places, such as on the ceiling. The floor is a nice checkerboard black and white style.
>"I think we may have gotten off to a bad start. But, um, why did Yukari want me as a shikigami in the first place?"
>"I'm not sure, to be honest. I guess she gets lonelier sometimes when me and chen are out. So perhaps she wanted some more company?"
> Chew the leg of a chair like any decent dog in a stressful new environment.
>The only thing that compares to that in the kitchen is the stools that are around a small coffee table.
>If Chen huggles us, huggle back
>If Chen attacks us, huggle her
>You vow to huggle chen
>add quest: Canadinity, to acquire as much maple syrup and poutine as is tenguly possible
>You are a wolf tengu in gensokyo. Please go back to the real world.
> Go play with Chen
>You move back into the living room where chen is sitting in a corner playing with what appears to be an electronic device. You watch her tapping on some odd buttons which appear to make things happen on the device. Some odd character with a red hat is jumping over pipes. "Oh, you want a go?" Asks Chen, perhaps a little too loudly.
> I wonder what Aya's up too...
>Ma boi, Aya is what all true warriors strive for... But in all seriousness you hope she's alright.
>_
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>What level is she on?
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>What level is she on?
>At the top, there is a llittle indicator... indicating she is on level 1-1. Perhaps she isnt very good at her game.
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>Go ahead and play. We'll use our shmup, rpg, adventure, visual novel powers to clear the level.
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> Ask chen about her hat.
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> "Sorry about before.......I don't know what's wrong with me."
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> Huggle Chen
-
>Go ahead and play. We'll use our shmup, rpg, adventure, visual novel powers to clear the level.
>You start playing the weird machine. You quickly figure out the controls to it, and have soon reached level 1-2! "Oh, you can jump over gaps..." Sighs Chen.
> Ask chen about her hat.
>"Hmm?" Chen taps her green cap. "Ran-sama gave this to me when I became her shikigami. I love it!" And then Chen squeals with glee. You hear a weird noise in the kitchen.
> "Sorry about before.......I don't know what's wrong with me."
>"Oh, don't worry. I understand what sort of situation you're in."
> Huggle Chen
>You huggle Chen. "Hey, knock it off!" She shouts.
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> Release Chen
> PUPPY EYES
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> Release Chen
> PUPPY EYES
>You release Chen from your somewhat tight grip. She looks a little relieved.
>PUPPY EYES are now activated. It doesn't affect Chen.
>"Hey, come see this awesome place I found outside when I first came here!" Chen runs out through the kitchen, and you hear a door being opened from far away. You have now game overed. Gosh darned distractions.
>_
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> Follow Chen
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>Use TENGU EYES to see where she's at
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> Follow Chen
>You start following Chen. You walk through the kitchen, and out a back door which you assume had just been gapped there. You step outside, but see no sign of her.
>You are OUTSIDE the Yakumo families house. It is dark at night and you can see a sort of purple barrier that surrounds the house, which is presumably a fence.
>Use TENGU EYES to see where she's at
>You scan around for her using TENGU EYES. To the north of the house is a forest and you can see some rustling in there. You assume it is Chen.
>_
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> Use DOGGY NOSE to follow Chen's scent and TENGU EYES for a pantyshot.
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>Wait before we pantyshot
>Yukari will probably know we're taking pantyshots
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> Revive thread.
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>Check inventory to see if that was our last phoenix down
>Go check out what chen is doing. Sneak pantyshots when she bends over.
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> Use DOGGY NOSE to follow Chen's scent and TENGU EYES for a pantyshot.
>You follow Chen's scent, which leads you deep into the trees. You seen find her up in a tree, sitting beside a magpie's nest.
>TENGU EYES do not affect the camera, so it would be stupid to take a picture of some trees.
>Wait before we pantyshot
>Yukari will probably know we're taking pantyshots
>Good idea. You decide to hold off betraying your new friend.
> Revive thread.
>PHEONIX PINION was used. Journeys of a wolf tengu is now revived!
>Check inventory to see if that was our last phoenix down
>Go check out what chen is doing. Sneak pantyshots when she bends over.
>You don't have pheonix down's. You have manly pheonix pinions.
>You see Chen up in a tree, inspecting the magpies nest. "Hey, up here!" Chen waves and beckons for you to come up. She also appears to be fiddling with something shiny.
>_
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> Jump up the tree.
> PUPPY EYES shiny item.
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> Jump up the tree.
> PUPPY EYES shiny item.
>You scramble up the tree, using several branches which bend and start to crack under your weight. Chen gives you a hand up, and you see the nest for the first time.
>You PUPPY EYES the shiny item. It doesn't do much. It does appear to be a silver coin, and the magpie nest is full of them!
>"This is where I keep my savings!"
>_
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...I'm not sure what to do now
>Ponder what to do next
>uhhh..."Where did you find such an amazing place!?!?"
>More puppy eyes
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>But I don't know how to deal with shiny stuff in trees
>Act nervous and shy and then stutter out a "Cool, chen! How did you get so much?"
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> DANCE!
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> Kick Snaka in the nuts for constantly forgetting about his own game.
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> Kick Snaka in the nuts for constantly forgetting about his own game.
I agree. He should pass the torch to someone who cares. I wouldn't be able to fill that role, since I'm still technically green :V
And I'd forget to.
-
I lack the creativity.
Well, I think in that case we should talk to Pesco then, see what he decides, maybe just lock the game and we'll start something else.
Some other day when I'm not feeling so sick I might come up with a Reimu adventure of sorts. I'd really like to host one of these.
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Some other day when I'm not feeling so sick I might come up with a Reimu adventure of sorts. I'd really like to host one of these.
That sounds pretty interesting actually. I too, would like to host one, but I lack creativity as well. Maybe someday.
> Give those magic stone snacks a massive kick to the face.
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...I'm not sure what to do now
>Ponder what to do next
>uhhh..."Where did you find such an amazing place!?!?"
>More puppy eyes
>You ponder what to do next. Obviously these things come with a new day.
>"Oh, it's just where things are randomly warped from the outside world. That man from the forest showed me it when he came round here!"
>But I don't know how to deal with shiny stuff in trees
>Act nervous and shy and then stutter out a "Cool, chen! How did you get so much?"
> IRRELEVANT
>"I just told you, didn't I!? Anyway, lets go inside. I'll show you something really cool tommorow!"
>Chen jumps down out of the tree and runs back off towards the house.
> DANCE!
>This is not one of your skills.
> Kick Snaka in the nuts for constantly forgetting about his own game.
>I didn't forget. I just got a bit busy. I'm not Purvis, y'know.
I agree. He should pass the torch to someone who cares. I wouldn't be able to fill that role, since I'm still technically green :V
And I'd forget to.
>2012, my friend.
That sounds pretty interesting actually. I too, would like to host one, but I lack creativity as well. Maybe someday.
> Give those magic stone snacks a massive kick to the face.
>Aaargh! Humans! You want me evil! Revenge! Revenge!
*Snaka runs off into the distance
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> Shoot the escaping Snaka.
> Go play a real game, the Festival game.
> Follow Chen back inside.
> Now what?
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> Shoot the escaping Snaka.
> Go play a real game, the Festival game.
> Follow Chen back inside.
> Now what?
>Your musket is out of rounds, you will need to reload.
>You follow Chen back inside as quick as you can, and find the house enveloped in darkness. You can hear very deep snoring from far away. You accidently stumble over a chair and fall onto Chen, who was busy trying to get to sleep near a kotatsu. She offers a high pitched "Nya!" And jolts upright, before returning back to slumber.
>Now you go to your bedroom, and sleep rather badly in your new home. Then morning comes and you wake up, before promptly realising where you are and getting all sad. Then Ran will knock on your door and ask if everything is alright. Then
>_
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> Cry. A lot. Like, lots.
-
>Puppy eyes is the obvious thing to do
>Remember fond memories to induce more tears
-
> Cry. A lot. Like, lots.
>You burst into tears.
>Puppy eyes is the obvious thing to do
>Remember fond memories to induce more tears
>Puppy eyes are already on.
>You remember all the sweet times you had with Aya. Actually, you didn't have many, but the ones you did were pretty nice. This makes you cry a lot more. Ran pops out of the room or a moment and returns with a cup of tea.
>"Okay, tell me all about it." She says
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> Lose your temper
> "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL I WANNA GO HOME I WANT MISS AYA I WANT I WANT"
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> Lose your temper
> "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL I WANNA GO HOME I WANT MISS AYA I WANT I WANT"
>You quickly transition from sadness to anger! You thrash around screaming, but Ran restrains you, puts a finger to her lips, and makes a "shhh" noise.
>_
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> FUCK IT YOU'RE SAD AND DEPRESSED CONTINUE CRYING AND MAKING NOISE BECAUSE YOU'RE SAD
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> FUCK IT YOU'RE SAD AND DEPRESSED CONTINUE CRYING AND MAKING NOISE BECAUSE YOU'RE SAD
>You continue crying, and Ran gets up and walks out of the room. By your bed you see a shall shimmer, like a shimmer of hope. You walk up to it and find it is your SWORD! You can smell breakfast in the other room, and the sounds of walking around.
>_
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> GRAB SWORD
> SWING IT AROUND CRASHING STUFF CUZ YOU'RE ANGRY LIKE FUCK
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> Perform Hara-Kiri.
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>Release bankai
>Obtain breakfast using your best manners
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> Brace for inevitable pain.
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>Release bankai
Do we have our vizord form as well? If so,
> Enable Hollow mask
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> GRAB SWORD
> SWING IT AROUND CRASHING STUFF CUZ YOU'RE ANGRY LIKE FUCK
>You swing around your sword, but quickly find you can't hurt anything with it. A note on it says: "I fixed it for you. Yukari~"
>> Perform Hara-Kiri.
>Go back to abusing PUPPY EYES, please.
>Release bankai
>Obtain breakfast using your best manners
>No.
>You walk into the living room, and sit down. You thank Ran for breakfast and then start digging in. Chen looks extremely excited and has already finished hers. "Come with me when you finish breakfast!" She says.
> Brace for inevitable pain.
>You see no need.
Do we have our vizord form as well? If so,
> Enable Hollow mask
>I would post an amusing action, but I can't think of one right now.
>_
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> Cue embarrassment from freak out.
> Apologize profusely to Ran.
> Remember to thank Yukari.
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> Cue embarrassment from freak out.
> Apologize profusely to Ran.
> Remember to thank Yukari.
>You blush quietly as you eat. The other three give you some space.
>You try to apologise to ran, but she just says: "It's alright."
>You thank Yukari quietly. She pulls out a pocket fan and laughs.
>Chen asks Ran to leave the table, and runs off before getting an answer.
>_
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> Finish eating.
> Ask to be excused.
> Follow Chen.
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> Cry to Ran, again
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> Finish eating.
> Ask to be excused.
> Follow Chen.
>You finish your meal quickly, before disappearing as fast as Chen did.
>You look around for Chen, and you see she is standing by a barrier quite close to the house. "This way to Gensokyo!" She shouts, before jumping into the gap. Two apples fall on your head. "Don't forget to eat them!" You hear Rans voice faintly from by the house.
> Cry to Ran, again
>The apples make you sad. They hit you on the head hard. You cry, but Ran does not come. The house fades away slowly as you near the edge of the barrier.
>_
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> STOP CRYING.
> Keep going after Chen.
> Eat an apple.
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>Place apples in inventory
>Keep following Chen
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> Use TENGU SPEED to reach the Hakurei shrine.
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> Mark out a corner, DOGGY STYLE
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>Do chen's panties show when she runs?
>If so, pantyshots.
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> STOP CRYING.
> Keep going after Chen.
> Eat an apple.
>You stop crying, and walk through the barrier. You find yourself in a very dark place as the barrier closes itself up behind you. You feel around and discover you are in a wooden box. Chen is nowhere to be found, you assume this is Yukari fooling around again.
>You cannot move your arms around enough to eat the apple, it is too cramped in here.
>Place apples in inventory
>Keep following Chen
>You cannot reach your inventory from here.
> Mark out a corner, DOGGY STYLE
>That wouldn't be wise, considering the cramped environments.
>Do chen's panties show when she runs?
>If so, pantyshots.
>No
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> Stay calm.
> Think of a way out.
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> "Fuck."
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>Some tengu you are
>Bark
>Whine
>Moe noises
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>Use EXTREME TENGU speed to vibrate our molecules to meltdown the walls even if that isn't possible
>Activate our fake phantasm spell cards to make some room (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2WAtoQa8c)
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> Stay calm.
> Think of a way out.
>You stay calm. No more crying.
>You notice some cracks of light above your head. You try to move it, and it shifts a little.
> "Fuck."
>Some tengu you are.
>Some tengu you are
>Bark
>Whine
>Moe noises
>Some tengu you are.
>Use EXTREME TENGU speed to vibrate our molecules to meltdown the walls even if that isn't possible
>Activate our fake phantasm spell cards to make some room
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2WAtoQa8c)
>You use TENGU SPEED to make the walls vibrate. The ceiling falls off, and you now have room to stand up.
>You can hear footsteps, and as you stand up, you see a very angry Reimu staring at you.
>"SNEAKING UP ON ME AGAIN? I'LL SEAL YOU SO FAR UNDERGROUND YOU'LL MEET A SATORI!" Screams the angered Reimu as she pulls out a SEALING AMULET.
>_
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>Use Tengu Cartwheel to dodge so we can be like Aqua from Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep
>"Oh hi Reimu!"
>Give Reimu a very very moe hug
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>Use Tengu Cartwheel to dodge so we can be like Aqua from Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep
>"Oh hi Reimu!"
>Give Reimu a very very moe hug
>You do a cartwheel, and trip over the sides of the donation box, falling flat on your face.
>You get up and greet her ecstatically, and then give her a very very moe hug. Reimu's eye twitches very rapidly back and forth before she says: "Oh, hi Momiji! I wanted to give you something..."
>Reimu holds out her hand and shows you a kitten. It gazes up at you with widened eyes.
>_
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>You do a cartwheel, and trip over the sides of the donation box, falling flat on your face.
>You get up and greet her ecstatically, and then give her a very very moe hug. Reimu's eye twitches very rapidly back and forth before she says: "Oh, hi Momiji! I wanted to give you something..."
>Reimu holds out her hand and shows you a kitten. It gazes up at you with widened eyes.
>_
>replace hat with kitten
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>replace hat with kitten
>You take off hat. Ears bounce a little. Take kitten, put on head.
>The kitten suddenly transforms into a Ying-yang orb! It's weight presses down on your head and you are now flat on the ground. Reimu puts her foot on you and you can hear the sound of her charging up that one spellcard. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9beLLM2LUaI&feature=related)
>_
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>Use the powers hidden in Eirin's Shady Drug and mighty morph into Kamina
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>Use the powers hidden in Eirin's Shady Drug and mighty morph into Kamina
Name:
犬走 椛（いぬばしり もみじ）
Momiji Inubashiri
Alternate spellings:
Momizi Inubashiri
Species:
White Wolf Tengu
Abilities:
Power to see great distances
Age:
Unknown, but "Especially Long-Lived"
Occupation:
Patrols and guards Youkai Mountain
Location:
Youkai Mountain
Description:
(Touhou 10) Wears a white, long-sleeved shirt and a large black skirt. Has short white hair and a red Tokin. Carries a large scimitar-like sword and a white, round shield with a red (maple?) leaf print on it.
Relationships:
Aya Shameimaru (Superior)
Lord Tenma (Chief)
Appearances:
Mountain of Faith (Stage 4 mid-boss)
>You are Momiji Inubashiri. Your significance in life has just passed before you.
>_
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> HOKUTO NO KEN!
If we can't do that technique anymore,
> Release Bankai. It's our only hope
And if that doesn't work,
> SOLAR FLARE!
> RUN AWAY!
-
>Prepare for inevitable trip to the underworld.
-
>Wait...does this mean we're dead?
>If not she still has to have those orbs filled up. DIG! DIG LIKE OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! BECAUSE IT DOES!!
>Pop up behind Reimu and knock her out with our hidden camera
>If we can't dig in our position...
>Look deep inside ourself and activate our untapped powers
>Summon EDWARD CULLEN
>If that somehow manages to work send him to the Scarlet Devil Mansion they'll know what to do
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> HOKUTO NO KEN!
If we can't do that technique anymore,
> Release Bankai. It's our only hope
And if that doesn't work,
> SOLAR FLARE!
> RUN AWAY!
>Do I have to repost?
>You cannot run away, as unfortunately your head is held down by the heavy wait of a Ying-Yang orb.
>Prepare for inevitable trip to the underworld.
>You prepare yourself for a lecturing with Shikeiki.
>Wait...does this mean we're dead?
>If not she still has to have those orbs filled up. DIG! DIG LIKE OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! BECAUSE IT DOES!!
>Pop up behind Reimu and knock her out with our hidden camera
>You are not dead... yet.
>You start frantically scrambling around in the dirt! By focusing around a specific point you manage to free your head, and scramble onto your feet. Reimu has 4/5 orbs full up and is preparing to run towards you!
>A small purple distortion occurs in the floor in front of you as Reimu charges towards you!
>_
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>"THANKS YUKARI"
>But before we do "...annoying miko bitch"
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>"THANKS YUKARI"
>But before we do "...annoying miko bitch"
>You shout your thanks to Yukari as Reimu plummets into the gap. After wishing her good riddance, you continue to walk around the Shrine.
>You dont get much further before another purple distortion appears in the air and Reimu comes flying out of it, before landing a vicious blow on your head. You fall unconcious.
>DUUUUN DUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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>You wake up in another dark, confined area. You do not see a lid and you are able to stand up and move freely. Stumbling around like a blind dog, you trip over a bucket, and hear an "oomph"
>_
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>Remove Kisume from bucket
>Sit in bucket
>Cower
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>"...damn SA Reimu A."
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>Remove Kisume from bucket
>Sit in bucket
>Cower
>You empty the bucket.
>You sit in the bucket and try to cower inside the bucket.
>It breaks.
>"...damn SA Reimu A."
>You curse SA's gimmicks and powers.
>You are cowering in the bucket when suddenly massive fires are `fired` toward you!
>_
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>Graze so we don't have to PoC
>Use our superior stage 4 midboss power on the stage 1 midboss
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>Graze so we don't have to PoC
>Use our superior stage 4 midboss power on the stage 1 midboss
>You graze and various items come to you. They include:
>A set of clothes
>A ballaclava
>Parsee's journal
>A horn
>These are added to your inventory.
>You generate swirling danmaku patterns that slip Kisume up. She is now on the floor crying. Between the sobs you hear: "I just wanted my bucket back!"
>_
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>Use our Tengu Powers to fix the bucket
>"Here you go little girl."
>Equip Horn
>Equip Clothes
>Read Parsee's Journal
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>Use our Tengu Powers to fix the bucket
>"Here you go little girl."
>Equip Horn
>Equip Clothes
>Read Parsee's Journal
>You can't do that. You would need to find the right materials to fix it.
>You equip the horn. It doesnt stay on for long.
>You equip the clothes. You are now very warm. The clothes also squeeze you very tight, so you take them off.
>You read Parsee's journal.
Dear Journal
Today I felt Jealous of that Kisume.
She always has a bucket, it's like a mobile home...
She can take it around wherever she wants.
I don't have that.
I'm stuck guarding the gates.
No one comes through the gates ever but Kisume always gets to play with the humans.
Ah, humans. They have so much I would like...
They have their own village in a land they must love.
They can always go out into the world and do what they like...
>You stop reading the journal.
>Kisume is now screaming and holding a massive tantrum. She wants her bucket back.
>_
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>Gag Kisume with clothes
>Put Kisume and bucket bits in inventory
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>Add Quest: Fix Kisume's Bucket
>Proceed through the Dark Blowhole
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>Gag Kisume with clothes
>Put Kisume and bucket bits in inventory
>You tie kisume up with the clothes, and add her to your inventory.
>Add Quest: Fix Kisume's Bucket
>Proceed through the Dark Blowhole
>You remember to Fix kisume's Bucket.
>You proceed through the cave. However, you do not know which way is which, and soon end up getting hopelessly lost. You can hear incessant chatter coming from your left, so you walk over in that direction. You can her a voice with a slightly persian action mumbling continuously how she can't find her journal. "What if everyone knows my inner feelings?" she asks herself.
>_
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> Curse this horrible day.
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>Walk up to Parsee
>"Did you lose something?"
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> Curse this horrible day.
>yes this day is terrible isn't it.
>Walk up to Parsee
>"Did you lose something?"
>You walk up to Parsee, who doesn't notice you.
>"U-What? You have that much kindness to approach someone and ask if they need help... I'm so JEALOUS!" You calm Parsee down and eventually she tells you she lost her journal.
>_
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>"Oh, this yours?"
>Hand Parsee the Journal
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>"Oh, this yours?"
>Hand Parsee the Journal
>"M-m-m-m-my journal?" Parsee takes it from you before suddenly blushing like a traffic light.
>"Y-you didn't read it did you?" Kisume ruffles around in your inventory.
>_
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>Telling lies is always a bad thing even if it'll get us killed
>"Just the part about Kisume but I got that problem solved before I read it"
>Show Parsee Kisume
>"Don't ask"
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>Telling lies is always a bad thing even if it'll get us killed
>"Just the part about Kisume but I got that problem solved before I read it"
>Show Parsee Kisume
>"Don't ask"
>No.
>Parsee goes very quiet and bright red. She takes the diary, thanks you, and then walks off into a corner. You can hear sniffling. Kisume shuffles around again.
>_
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>Cross the bridge
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>Cross the bridge
>You cross the bridge that people no longer cross.
>You walk out into the abandoned city of hell.
>It's actually abandoned! There are no Oni in sight.
>Kisume whimpers and wriggles around, like she is scared.
>_
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>Comfort Kisume
>Ask if a different bucket is okay with her since it'll be easier if we just took one
>"Sake"
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>Comfort Kisume
>Ask if a different bucket is okay with her since it'll be easier if we just took one
>"Sake"
>You take kisume out of your inventory. She starts screaming and tries to run back to the bridge. You try to comfort her but she keeps wriggling and squirming, repeating: "No, no..." over and over again.
>This is not the time nor place to ask that.
>You say "Sake." Nothing interesting happens.
>_
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>Put her back into our Inventory
>Proceed through the City Of Hell
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>Put her back into our Inventory
>Proceed through the City Of Hell
>You stuff her back into your bags, much to her dismay.
>You proceed through the city of hell. Not even a spirit comes out to meet you. Just total silence. The only thing you can hear is kisume shuffling around.
>you walk up to the palace of the earth spirits.
>_
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>Keep an eye open for useful or intriguing objects whose owners are conveniently elsewhere.
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>Keep an eye open for useful or intriguing objects whose owners are conveniently elsewhere.
>You scrounge around for objects that have been lost. All you can find is Sake dishes. They have been DROP.
>_
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>Claim a dish if any can be found in travel size.
>Investigate the Palace exterior.
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>Claim a dish if any can be found in travel size.
>Investigate the Palace exterior.
>You select a dish from the street. It is covered in dirt and you dust it off to the best of your ability.
>You obtain: Dirty Sake Dish
>Investigating the palace exterior, you notice that it has masses of stained glass windows. A rusty gate surrounds the palace and the doors are wide open.
>_
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>Look around the palace for signs of habitation or abandonment.
>Test sword on a dish, to see if it's still 'fixed'
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> Do the Caramelldansen to cheer up Kisume
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>Look around the palace for signs of habitation or abandonment.
>Test sword on a dish, to see if it's still 'fixed'
>The palace does not seem to show any signs of abandonment. Apart from numerous cobwebs, nothing is really out of place.
>You test the sword on a dish with a resounding clang. The dish is now dented.
> Do the Caramelldansen to cheer up Kisume
>You do not have any Caramel chocolate but you do dance. Kisume is still very frightened and you sense something behind you...
>_
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>Use dish as shield
>Turn around and blindly tackle whatever it is behind you
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> Duck.
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>Use dish as shield
>Turn around and blindly tackle whatever it is behind you
>You grab the dish and spin around quickly before launching your whole body wait into your opponent. You crash into something metal and you fall back onto the floor. You try and shield yourself with the dish and cannot get a clear glimpse of you opponent, but do note that their fist crashes through the cheap metal of the sake dish, leaving a visible dent.
> Duck.
>You do not have any ducks on you. As such, you are in no position to duck.
>_
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> Goose
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>Ask if the opponent is a bucket
>DEFENSE!
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> Goose
>You goose. Not much happens but you shield off another blow with your crude shield.
>Ask if the opponent is a bucket
>DEFENSE!
>You ask if the opponent has a bucket. They stop attacking for a moment.
>Then start again.
>You desperately try to shield yourself from the flurry of blows but eventually, the sake dish gives and a glove smashes through it, before snatching the dish away and giving you a full look at the onslaughter.
>It looks like a... young child oni. She's wearing a plain T-Shirt and jeans but for some reason is wearing gloves. She has three distinct horns growing out of her head, but a more of an inquisitive look on her face than an angry one. Nevertheless, she examines you and the look on her eyes tells you that the next punch is coming soon.
>_
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>I asked if they -were- a bucket ;_;
>Goose oni
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>I asked if they -were- a bucket ;_;
>Goose oni
>They are -not- a bucket :O
>You goose oni. It starts snowing.
>The oni throws another punch, which then extends into a held out hand. The girl smiles sweetly.
>You also notice that Kisume is no longer around, having miraculously escaped.
>_
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> Die of tsurupettan moe
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>Held out hand
>Wolf tengu
>... dog tengu?
>Held out hand --> dog tengu --> dog --> ... SHAKE
>Paw in oni's hand
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> PUPPY EYES
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> Die of tsurupettan moe
> Tsurupeta tte iu naa (T_T)
>Held out hand
>Wolf tengu
>... dog tengu?
>Held out hand --> dog tengu --> dog --> ... SHAKE
>Paw in oni's hand
>You hold out your hand, and the oni pulls you up with amazing strength, before saying a string of words and excited chatter that you don't understand.
>You try to introduce yourself as a wolf tengu, but can't get a word in.
>You are not a dog!
>You try to shake again but the oni is not interested.
> PUPPY EYES
>You activated the much abused PUPPY EYES! The oni girl apparently is either not fooled by it, or isn't very good at reading facial expressions.
>_
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> TENGU SPEED run around to entertain her.
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> TENGU SPEED run around to entertain her.
>You start running at TENGU SPEED around and around the girl, who bursts into UNSTOPPABLE LAUGHTER.
>The oni girl launches herself into your arms. You notice how heavy she is for just a little girl!
>You really don't know what to do now.
>_
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>Equip oni
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>Equip oni
>You equip the strange Oni girl. She laughs and motions you to go down a rather peculiar set of stairs located in the middle of the mansion.
>_
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>Proceed cautiously down stairs, wishing we hadn't let Kisume escape so easily
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>Proceed cautiously down stairs, wishing we hadn't let Kisume escape so easily
>You proceed down the stairs, noticing an increase of heat. You are now in yet another cave. You can see a bright light coming from the end of a long tunnel.
>Oni unequips herself, and starts running along to the end of the tunnel.
>_
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> Use TENGU SPEED to catch up.
> Re-equip oni.
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> Use TENGU SPEED to catch up.
> Re-equip oni.
>You quickly zoom ahead to catch up with the oni, before re-equipping her.
>You are now in a massive room. You don't really know if its a room, but the walls are made of magma. In the centre of the room is a statue of a massive sun crow which is surrounded by a yellow aura.
>_
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>Eat statue.
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>Eat statue.
>You walk up to the statue and try to eat it.
>As soon as you get near it, the aura turns to a flashing red.
>The Oni girl squeals and runs off, and you are left in the chamber.
>You can feel the ground moving beneath your feet...
>_
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>Attach self to statue
>Continue to gnaw on statue
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>Attach self to statue
>Continue to gnaw on statue
>You face danger with BRAVERY!
>After a really strong tremor though, you aren't so sure that you want to stay here.
>Oh, did that magma just spit at you?
>_
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>Attempt to detach statue from pedestal (great research material!)
>Failing that, pictures!
>TENGU SPEED --->
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>Attempt to detach statue from pedestal (great research material!)
>Failing that, pictures!
>TENGU SPEED --->
>You are nowhere near strong enough to lift that statue.
>You do however take a few pictures from your pocket camera!
>You quickly use TENGU SPEED to rush out of the ancient city, and keep going up.
>You are now outside! Somewhere.
>_
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>Rattle pieces of bucket in an effort to attract attention
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>Rattle pieces of bucket in an effort to attract attention
>You search for the broken bucket in your bag, and rattle is around a bit. You hear a bit of rustling in the trees but you realise that it's just Aya taking pictures of sleepy gateguards so its o- wait, what?
>_
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>Also take pictures of sleepy gate guards
>And pictures of Aya taking pictures of sleepy gate guards
>And pictures of yourself posing next to Aya taking pictures of sleepy gate guards
>Then tackle Aya
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> "Aya-chan how are you?"
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> "Aya-chan how are you?"
>Also take pictures of sleepy gate guards
>And pictures of Aya taking pictures of sleepy gate guards
>And pictures of yourself posing next to Aya taking pictures of sleepy gate guards
>Then tackle Aya
>You take pictures of Aya taking pictures of gateguards.
>You tackle Aya from behind, causing her fall from the tree and the both of you to land in a pile. Elly doesn't stir.
>
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>Make with the snuggling.
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> DOGGY STYLE facelicking
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Aya gets up and...
Flies away as if nothing happened.
(I HATE DSIIII I CANNOT MAKE A TEXT ADVENTURE WITH THIS /parser rant
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>TENGU SPEED attach self to Aya.
>Aya surfing!
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>"Hey, wait! Please!"
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>"AYA IT'S ME MOMIJI!!!"
>Cast Haste on self and Slow on Aya
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>TENGU SPEED attach self to Aya.
>Aya surfing!
>You quickly shoot off after Aya and grab onto her legs. She comes crashing down into
the tengu village! You are now in your old hut. Which has a demolished roof.
>"AYA IT'S ME MOMIJI!!!"
>Cast Haste on self and Slow on Aya
>You shout "AYA IT'S ME MOMIJI!!!" into her ear. She just stares blankly at you, her mouth slowly moving up and down. Looking around you see a young crow tengu sitting there on the bed looking bewildered.
>_
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> "Eh?"
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>Check to see if young crow tengu bears obvious physical similarities to Aya or Momiji or both.
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> "Eh?"
>"T-t-t-this isn't what you think!" Aya stutters.
>"Miss Aya?" Inquires the youngish tengu. "When do I begin my work?"
>Check to see if young crow tengu bears obvious physical similarities to Aya or Momiji or both.
>You inspect the tengu. She has long black hair but her ace is drastically different from Aya's. Her clothes are the same though.
>_
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>OH GOD AYA TRIED TO REPLACE ME
>PUPPY DOG EYES + MOE BAWLING TEARS + INCESSANT AYA CLINGING ACTIVATE
>If all else fails, report Aya to tengu labor union
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>OH GOD AYA TRIED TO REPLACE ME
>PUPPY DOG EYES + MOE BAWLING TEARS + INCESSANT AYA CLINGING ACTIVATE
>If all else fails, report Aya to tengu labor union
>NOOO! HOW COULD SHE DO THAT!?
>You go into PUPPY OVERDRIVE MODE and activate DEPRESSIVE PUPPY EYES, INEVITABLE MOE CRYING and cling to Aya. The youngish tengu just sits back whilst Aya is shocked.
>Aya separates herself from you, and tells you: "Run, Momiji. Never come back to this place or I'll remove you from it! You are in the property of the Yakumo family now. I no longer need you, I have an even better way to acquire photo's now..." Aya hangs her head in silence.
>_
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> CRY. HARDER.
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> INCREASE TEARS
> INCREASE VOLUME
> INCREASE CLINGING
> "AYA I LOVE YOU AND I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU I HATE THAT YUKARI WOMAN ALL SHE DOES IS ABUSE ME!"
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> CRY. HARDER.
>You cry even harder. Aya slips a piece of paper into your hands. It's blank.
>You recieve: Blank piece of paper, pen.
>"Now take this and fulfill your dream of having spellcards... I don't know where you'd find someone who could help you with that, but you'll find them."
> INCREASE TEARS
> INCREASE VOLUME
> INCREASE CLINGING
> "AYA I LOVE YOU AND I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU I HATE THAT YUKARI WOMAN ALL SHE DOES IS ABUSE ME!"
>You push your abilities up to the max and cry like the baby you are.
>"Alright- I'll let you back in soon. But not now. I'll have to find some way of blackmailing Yukari into letting you back... but I'm not sure how."
>_
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> Hang head deeply.
> "O...o...okay..
> Stop crying.
> Go to yakumo house.
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>Before leaving!
>"I-is there anything-" sniff "-you want me to look for? To help?"
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>Before leaving!
>"I-is there anything-" sniff "-you want me to look for? To help?"
>"No, I'm afraid I have all the scoops I need with Geryu here." She points over at the young tengu. "She has photographic eyesight!"
> Hang head deeply.
> "O...o...okay..
> Stop crying.
> Go to yakumo house.
>You hang your head, and slowly agree to leaving.
>You aren't too sure how to get back there, so you take out the apple you had earlier.
>The apple has turned bad!! However, you do feel a sort of arcane magic coming from it.
>_
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> Eat the apple to acquire magic.
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>Try to examine the magic, first, to make sure it isn't magic toxins on top of the usual kind.
-
I can see where this apple thing is going.
> Check for toxins.
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> Look at apple
> Party hard
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>What a Bad Apple!!
>Create the ultimate Spell card "Puppy Eyes Sign" 'DOOM TRAIN'
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>What a Bad Apple!!
>Create the ultimate Spell card "Puppy Eyes Sign" 'DOOM TRAIN'
>It is pretty bad.
>You have no ideas how to go about this.
> Look at apple
> Party hard
>You look at the apple. It is a mouldy colour.
>Why
I can see where this apple thing is going.
> Check for toxins.
>You try to check for toxins. Other than its colour and the magic, it doesn't seem to be too bad. You may get a stomach ache.
>Try to examine the magic, first, to make sure it isn't magic toxins on top of the usual kind.
>There are no magic toxins or anything, but you aren't too sure about it because you aren't experienced with magic.
> Eat the apple to acquire magic.
>You take a small bite out of the apple, and end up in Ran's kitchen sink. You did see a flash of purple and you reckon it was your link back home. You may want to conserve this apple for later purposes.
>_
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>Place sink in inventory
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>Place sink in inventory
>You try to detach Ran's sink but find you cannot.
>Besides, you'd have to carry it around with you!
>_
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>Escape from sink.
>Look the place for peoples.
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>You force yourself out of the sink.
>Walking around the house the only person you find is Chen, curled up near a fireplace.
>_
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>take photos
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>take photos
>You take numerous snaps of Chen curled up.
>The flashes awaken her and you quickly hide the camera.
>"Oh, hi Momi..." Chen murmurs, rubbing her eyes and yawning.
>_
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>CHEN CHEN KAWAII KAWAII CHEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6PO6Ssxl8)
>Store pictures of mind-numbingly adorable sleeping Chen somewhere safe
>Ask where the edibles are
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>CHEN CHEN KAWAII KAWAII CHEN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh6PO6Ssxl8)
>Store pictures of mind-numbingly adorable sleeping Chen somewhere safe
>Ask where the edibles are
>No.
>Your pockets will have to do.
>You ask where the Edibles are. Chen points over to the kitchen.
>_
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>Raid the fridge, tenguz gotta eat
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>Raid the fridge, tenguz gotta eat
>You walk into the kitchen, and look for food.
>Looking in a nice shiny white cupboard, you find the jackpot!
>You start shoving everything in sight. As you are about halfway through the chocolates, you here a knock on the kitchen door, and can make out ran's hat from the blurry door.
>_
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>＼(＾o＾)／ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw5LQlyBRw)
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>Raid the snacks with manners
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>＼(＾o＾)／ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rw5LQlyBRw)
>You ＼(＾o＾)／. Chen gives you an odd look, and goes to open the door.
>"Hello everyone!" Says Ran as she walks in. "Please don't eat too much chocolate, you'll get sick. Have some chicken instead..."
>Ran pulls out some chicken portions. They're steaming hot and look very delectable. Chen seems overjoyed, but she always is when it comes to supper. She takes hers and runs off the the table.
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>MEAT
>Eat it heartily
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> Wolf it down
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>MEAT
>Eat it heartily
>Would you like to... meat it?
>You bring it to the table and...> Wolf it down
>> Wolf it down
>Wolf it down. It looks like Chen beat you to finishing, though.
>"So, what were you two up to today, then?" Asks Ran.
>_
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>"I went to hell and brought back pieces of a bucket."
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>"I went to hell and brought back pieces of a bucket."
>"That must've been scary! You do make me worry sometimes, when Chen came back you weren't here and I tried asking around and I-" Ran rambles on about how much she worried about you. You feel a deep bond with her, unlike the one you had with Aya.
>You feel tired. A new day awaits. You have much to do, so you probably need to get to sleep.
>_
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>Thank Ran for caring so much
>Go to bed
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>Slip Ran one of the sleeping Chen pictures and a few tissues
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>Slip Ran one of the sleeping Chen pictures and a few tissues
>You slip Ran a photo of the sleeping Chen. She beams at it, but quickly runs off to her room.
>Thank Ran for caring so much
>Go to bed
>You thank her as she runs off, and then retire to your room. As you think of what spell-card you would like, you drift off and dream of having a danmaku fight with chen.
>As morning comes, you awaken quickly. You can't hear anyone awake. Glancing at a nearby clock, you realise it is still 6 AM. However, you are not tired in the slightest.
>_
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>Get ready for a new day
>Stretch and look out the window
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>blame
mountain upbringings Aya
>contemplate sneaking into Ran's room for sleeping photos
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> Break out in song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5HCDGJsvM)
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>Get ready for a new day
>Stretch and look out the window
>You dress and all.
>You have a massive stretch before looking out the window. You can see a magpie flying past with some coins in its beak.
>blame mountain upbringings Aya
>contemplate sneaking into Ran's room for sleeping photos
>You blame Aya. She made you get up early all your life!
>A good opportunity, but if she woke up you wouldn't get it easy.
> Break out in song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5HCDGJsvM)
>Generally you hate singing. It's embarrassing. Instead you walk out. Chen isn't there. No one is in the kitchen, either.
>_
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>Create Spellcard
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>Try singing something better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=803lbq0JTrs&feature=related)
>inventory
>quests
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>Create Spellcard
>You aren't sure how to do this.
>Try singing something better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=803lbq0JTrs&feature=related)
>inventory
>quests
>Your inventory contains:
- Sword
- Tengu Clothes
- Bad apple!!
- Broken Bucket Pieces
- Shield
- Tengu Hat
- Cuppa Tea
- Ballaclava
- Horn
- Alternate Bonus Clothes I
Your current quests are:
- Bucket Repairs - You want to help Kisume recover her bucket.
- Spellcard Construction - You want some spellcards for yourself.
- The norm - Return to Youkai Mountain and live there again.
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>Ransack house for bucket repair device.
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>Ransack house for bucket repair device.
>You rummage around, looking for a bucket repair device, but find none.
>You'd probably need to find a specialist.
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>Ponder if Nitori owes you any favors.
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>Ponder if Nitori owes you any favors.
>You don't think Nitori owes you any favours. You could make one up if you wanted to but if she didn't believe you there could be trouble.
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>Check physical condition. Eirin's threatened her medicine would kick in after 24 hours.
>Is anyone else around?
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>Nitori may be on friendly terms with us anyway
>It certainly couldn't hurt to ask for her help
>To Kappaville!
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>Check physical condition. Eirin's threatened her medicine would kick in after 24 hours.
>Is anyone else around?
>You seem to be alright. Perhaps the fact that you messed up in the gap would have something to do with it?
>Only you and the fridge. Everyone else is asleep.
>Nitori may be on friendly terms with us anyway
>It certainly couldn't hurt to ask for her help
>To Kappaville!
>You are friends with Nitori. She makes some fun toys.
>It couldn't.
>You walk outside with the intention of going to Kappa Town. Sure enough, you end up in the town centre. As it is still early, all the houses are shut and the lights are off, curtains closed. No one walks the street yet.
>_
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>Quickly harvest some cucumbers for bartering
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>Quickly harvest some cucumbers for bartering
>You run around and look for cucumbers. Unsurprisingly, you come across a building clearly marked "CUCUMBER STORAGE".
>However, it is firmly bolted and locked. These people must care about their cucumbers.
>_
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>Don't want to steal from kappas, that wouldn't be very nice.
>What about Yukari's fridge? Or THE WILDS OF GENSOKYO?
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>Don't want to steal from kappas, that wouldn't be very nice.
>What about Yukari's fridge? Or THE WILDS OF GENSOKYO?
>No, it wouldn't, especially if you were going to try to ask nitori about spellcards.
>Yukari's fridge is open house if you need food. There is however, a fair use policy.
>_
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>Find a nice place to sit. Wait and stare blankly into the sky until the places are open
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>Find a nice place to sit. Wait and stare blankly into the sky until the places are open
>You sit down on a bench in the middle of Kappa town, and as you do, the Kappa's filter out of their homes one-by-one, each one with a different story of their life. Perhaps Nitori's is open now, you think...
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>Go have a looksee.
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>Go have a looksee.
>You walk over to Nitori's open workshop, which is surprisingly empty.
>You can see Nitori with a fusion cutter in hand, cutting what appears to be metal.
>Some metal sculpture with 4 wheels is in the corner, looking very unfinished.
>She hasn't noticed you yet, so you try to prod her gently in the back.
>She acknowledges you and stops her cutting. "Hi, how are you?" She asks.
>_
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>"Could be worse."
>Try not to let facial expressions hint at the horrible truth.
>"Hey, quick question. Do you know how to repair buckets? It's just that I have one with a lot of sentimental value..."
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>"Could be worse."
>Try not to let facial expressions hint at the horrible truth.
>"Hey, quick question. Do you know how to repair buckets? It's just that I have one with a lot of sentimental value..."
>"Oh, ok. A bucket? Sure, I could fix that easily. Give me a while though, as I do need to finish on my grand... RENOVATION PROJECT!" She shouts, making you wince. "See this?" She points to the metal thing. "This is the FUTURE!"
>Nitori keeps shouting so you leave the bucket pieces on the table and walk out.
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>Thinking about the future hurts too much right now =[
>Ponder what horrid things Yukari may have in store for you.
>Quests.
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>Thinking about the future hurts too much right now =[
>Ponder what horrid things Yukari may have in store for you.
>Quests.
>Hmm, apparently dogs are used primarily as pets in the outside world.
>The only quest you really can do anything on is to get yourself some shiny new spellcards!
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>we're a wolf tengu not a dog
>Return to the Yakumo residence
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>we're a wolf tengu not a dog
>Return to the Yakumo residence
>You have this bugging voice inside your head that keeps referring to yourself as a dog.
>You take a bite out of the apple and end up back in Ran's sink. Currently Chen, Ran and Yukari are sitting in the dining room enjoying some Trix.
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>Silly Yukari and Ran, Trix are for kids. Like me and Chen.
>Get off of the sink
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>Silly Yukari and Ran, Trix are for kids. Like me and Chen.
>Get off of the sink
>You get out of the sink, noticing that everyone is staring at you. You just smile awkwardly.
>You notice some more Trix are in your space.
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>Take our seat and eat delicious Trix
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>Take our seat and eat delicious Trix
>You run (perhaps a little too quickly) to your chair and tuck in to the Trix. Who cares if this stuff is for kids, we never get tired of Orange Orange!
>"I see you've been talking to Aya lately." Yukari says, without looking up. Chen and Ran stop eating.
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> "I just met her by chance, asked her about a few things. Something wrong with that? She was my boss for a long time."
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> Twitch.
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> "I just met her by chance, asked her about a few things. Something wrong with that? She was my boss for a long time."
> "She was also a friend, so I just had to speak with her, even for a bit, when I saw her. I hope me speaking with her isn't a problem, since I don't specificly remember you mentioning it to be against your rules."
> "Despite how simple this food seems, it is pretty good tasting :)"
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>wonder whether Tewi is going to sneak into the house to steal your cereal
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> "I just met her by chance, asked her about a few things. Something wrong with that? She was my boss for a long time."
> "She was also a friend, so I just had to speak with her, even for a bit, when I saw her. I hope me speaking with her isn't a problem, since I don't specificly remember you mentioning it to be against your rules."
> "Despite how simple this food seems, it is pretty good tasting :)"
>"Mhmm, Mhmmm..." Yukari nods slowly. Her facial expression remains blank.
> Twitch.
>You twitch. Nothing happens.
>wonder whether Tewi is going to sneak into the house to steal your cereal
>The white rabbit should be dead right now. You hope.
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>Ponder the possibility of getting the Red-White or the Black-White to help teach us how to make a spellcard.
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> Do they look pissed?
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>Ponder the possibility of getting the Red-White or the Black-White to help teach us how to make a spellcard.
>You run a few calculations over in your head.
>Possibility of Reimu helping: 1/1000000
>Possibility of Marisa helping: 1/3
> Do they look pissed?
>No. They're pretty calm, occupied by the Trix.
>You set out for Marisa's house, when: "Momi! Play with me today will you?" Chen asks.
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>what has "playing with Chen" entailed in the past?
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>what has "playing with Chen" entailed in the past?
> Play with pussy
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>glance at Ran to see if she approves of this naughtiness
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>what has "playing with Chen" entailed in the past?
>Keeping her entertained for the day... she's relatively childlike.
>glance at Ran to see if she approves of this naughtiness
>You glance at Ran. "Go ahead!" She says. "I hear they opened a new park in Kappa town. I think they call it... cucumber land?"
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>Did we see any signs of this whilst visiting?
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>Did we see any signs of this whilst visiting?
>Maybe that's what the cucumber storage facility was...? The kappa like to be obscure when it comes to entertainment.
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>"I guess we could do that."
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>"I guess we could do that."
>"Yay!" Says Chen and pulls your arm eagerly as you stumble forward before being pulled outside.
>You are now in kappa town. Chen is pulling you quickly towards the cucumber storage facility, making excited " nya's"
>She stops in her tracks as she looks at the shed, trying to figure out how to get inside.
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>Ponder if Chen can keep secrets, and if Yukari could force them from her.
>Examine the cucumber storage facility.
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>Ponder if Chen can keep secrets, and if Yukari could force them from her.
>Examine the cucumber storage facility.
>Telling Chen probably wouldn't be a good idea, as she would probably leak them like most kids do
>It's a suspiciously small wooden shed, with a door cut into it. The door is locked, but you can see gaps between the planks of wood. Perhaps if you could prise them open...
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>peek through them first
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>"Are you sure we're supposed to be here?"
>Look around for kappa or signs that people come here much.
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>peek through them first
>You peek through the gaps, winking so that you can see through one eye easily.
>The hut is practically empty, apart from a ladder that seems to go down into a pit. There is also a sign saying "CUCUMBER FAIR THIS WAY" which points downwards.
>_
>"Are you sure we're supposed to be here?"
>Look around for kappa or signs that people come here much.
>Chen looks unsure. "I think so, perhaps they're all at the fair?"
>Kappa town is literally deserted, save for the odd kappa. There are evident signs this hut has been used, but you suspect only Kappa's know how to open it.
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>ask one if we could attend as well!
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>ask one if we could attend as well!
>You approach a kappa and ask for attendance. They tell you to buy a ticket, before quickly dashing off in the other direction before you have a chance to ask where.
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>Ask another one about buying tickets.
>Check supply of Gensobucks.
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>Ask another one about buying tickets.
>Check supply of Gensobucks.
>You have no money. Chen has no money.
>There are no other Kappa's around. Chen expresses her disappointment loudly and by wailing.
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>Where did the kappa run off to?
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>Where did the kappa run off to?
>Looks like he ran off to Nitori's place.
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>Follow that kappa!
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>Follow that kappa!
>You run off to Nitori's place where you find no one there, but also a similar trap door. You find a note on the desk labelled with your name.
>You recieve 2 cucumber town tickets!
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>Show Chen the tickets!
>Read the note.
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>Show Chen the tickets!
>Read the note.
>You hand Chen a ticket and she squeals in delight.
>You read the note.
>Dear Momiji,
I don't want to charge you for something I made. Since we're pals, go all out!
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>Examine the trap door.
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>Examine the trap door.
>You examine the open trap door. A folding ladder is rolled out and descends into a pitch black darkness. It doesn't show any sign of where the bottom is.
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>"What do you think, Chen?"
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>"What do you think, Chen?"
>"W-w-w-well I-d-d-don't really like heights..." Chen cowers away.
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>Is the ladder safe?
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>Is the ladder safe?
>On closer inspection, you find it is made out of sturdy metal. You shake the ladder a bit, but nothing happens. You reckon it is safe, but even from a close view you cannot see the bottom.
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>"I thought cats loved high places."
>Kneel down by the hole, listen for noises.
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>"I thought cats loved high places."
>Kneel down by the hole, listen for noises.
>"It's fun getting there, but the journey down... ugh..." Chen mutters.
>You kneel down the hole and use your TENGU HEARING to listen out for noises. You can faintly hear music and lots of clamour being made.
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>"It sounds like there's SOMETHING down there, at least. Some kind of music..."
>work up courage to try climbing down first to check for safety
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>"That's gotta be where they all are. Don't worry, that means they all got down there safely!"
>Once courage is properly built up, descend!
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> I'll go down ahead of you so that if you lose your footing, I can catch you."
> Silently thank Nitori.
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>"It sounds like there's SOMETHING down there, at least. Some kind of music..."
>work up courage to try climbing down first to check for safety
>"O-okay..."
>You decide you should climb down first.
>"That's gotta be where they all are. Don't worry, that means they all got down there safely!"
>Once courage is properly built up, descend!
>"Alright, let's go down."
>You start to descend, > I'll go down ahead of you so that if you lose your footing, I can catch you."
> Silently thank Nitori.
>Whilst comforting Chen, it's a very long climb and soon you can't see anything. The only thing you can feel is the ladder.
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>Keep going
>Try to make small talk with Chen
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>Try to coax Chen to tell us a bit more about Ran.
>Ponder why the kappa had to make this thing so deep.